Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Looking for series spoiler
From: (Nija/Pwcca/Manitou)
Date: 1990-04-20, 01:00

  Someone on here, or maybe, said they had read the spoiler for the
series and knew who the killer was going to be. 
  Could that person (or anyone else who knows) please mail me who the killer is
going to be? NOT a complete synopsis of the series, just the name or descrip-
tion of the killer.
  And I do NOT want anyones guesses or theories. if you know absolutely for 
sure, such as being having seen a preview of the series or knowing David Lynch
personally, then please tell me... I'm not interest in dozens of messages of
"I think it is....."
Thanks in advance.
       : Internet

  There was a beat-up VW van with a "Just Say Sho' To Drugs" bumper sticker
parked next to my ultra-cool black '65 Stingray Corvette with sheepskin seat
covers. I promptly planted a kilo of C-4 underneath its gas tank and once back
on University Avenue, detonated it, reducing the van and everything nearby into
a pile of charred scrap. Nobody parks piece-of-shit cars next to my wheels.