Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Re: Twin Peaks (Re: letters under fingernails)
From: wwd@cellar.uucp (Bill Donahue)
Date: 1990-04-23, 19:23
Reply-to: wwd@cellar.UUCP (Bill Donahue)

Yet another candidate, but so obvious!!
How about "Janek Pulaski"?

Picture this scenario, Diane:
Laura Palmer, otherwise sparkling exemplar of American youth,
discovers her classmate Ronnette Pulaski has an interesting money
making hobby after school hours.
Laura decides to cash in on it by blackmail.
She goes to the father of Ronnette: "Nervous about meeting J"
The father kills the blackmailer, then beats up his own daughter.

Supporting evidence: Janek had a blood soaked bandage on his right
arm when he was being interviewed by Hawk.
Also: The term "perfume counter girl" is a well known local Twin Peaks
lingo for star performer at the local cat house.
The testimony of the Pulaski parents was obviously a cover-up.

Also have to check on "Fred Truax". Sounds like a phony name.
The first two letters match the letters under the fingernails.
Seems he was fired from the lumbermill the morning after the Palmer
girl was slain, cannot quite get the details.

Diane, tell Sam that we're making Albert look like a chump again!
Start up a pot of Java for me, looks like an early return!