Subject: Albert Rosenfeld, it's been nice knowing you
From: rand@merrimack.edu
Date: 1990-04-27, 02:45
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

A-L-B-E-R-T   R-O-S-E-N-F-E-L-D leaves Twin Peaks on a good note:

"Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair community pretty
well guarantees vainality*, insincerity, and a rather irritating
method of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not a
necessarily inherent trait. Therefore, please listen closely. You can
have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole; you plant a coffin. I,
however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week,
or tomorrow. I must perform them now! I've got a lot of cutting and
pasting to do gentlemen so, please, why don't you return to your porch
rockers and resume whittling."

HST: "I've had just about eniough of your insults."

Albert: "Oh yeah? Well I've had about enough of, ah, moorons and
half-wits, dolts, dunces, dullards, and dumbells. And you, chowder
head, yokel, you blithering hay seed. You;ve had enough of me?"

Good luck Albert...

Rand P. Hall                    UUCP: {uunet,wang,ulowell}!samsung!hubdub!rand
Merrimack College               CSNET: rand@merrimack.edu
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