Subject: Pairs of Men
From: tneff@bfmny0.UU.NET (Tom Neff)
Date: 1990-05-02, 01:26
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

Recent postings made me think of something.  (Always dangerous.)

Ever notice how many men are PAIRED?  Cooper and Truman; Ben and Jerry;
Leland and Ben Horne (not together much, but they look so damn alike);
Jacques and his brother; Bobby and Mike; Bob (killer) and Mike (one
arm).  Then there are the solitaries: Big Ed, Pete, James, Jacoby, Leo.
The women aren't paired except with Laura one way or another: Donna,
Audrey, Norma, Ronette, Josie all had 1-1 relationships with her.

Diane, it's 7:31 AM.  I'm wearing new white boxer shorts; the brand is
Jockey.  The fit is good.  Make a note to check whether ducks on the
lake tend to pair up.

( I think we need a Twin Peaks Parody Contest, don't you??)