Subject: rumor
From: ps299ap@sdcc6.ucsd.edu (Ethan Montag)
Date: 1990-05-03, 12:38
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

Sorry if you've heard this one before...

The rumor is that extraterrestrials dunnit.
I didn't make this up.  Lynch supposedly had some 
movie in development for a long time about aliens.
It didn't work out, and now he can use some of those 
ideas in Twin Peaks.  That's the rumor.

I don't actually think that this is a real possibility.
I think that a psychotic serial killer did it. (The letter under
the fingernail must have been planted by a p.s.k.)  And
it wasn't one of the regular Twin Peakers. I would guess
that the dream Mike and Bob are involved and Laura's mother
must know something about it. Cooper's been on the p.s.k.'s case
for a while now.