Subject: Audrey Horne Fan-Club forming now...
From: sultan@bu-ast.bu.edu (Peter Sultan)
Date: 1990-05-08, 20:11
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <7197@ur-cc.UUCP> bwri_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Ben Wright) writes:
> >One last thing - is anyone else in love with Audrey Horne, or is it just
> >me?

You are not alone.  Who *is* this woman, and why weren't my
parents close friends with her parents so we could have taken
baths together as babies?

*Sigh*

Peter