Subject: Count the cliffhangers!
From: bobg+@andrew.cmu.edu (Robert Steven Glickstein)
Date: 1990-05-23, 22:40
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

How many reasons do we have for losing sleep all summer long?

    1) Who shot Cooper?
    2) What was in Audrey's note?
    3) What'll happen when Ben sees the "new girl"?
    4) Will Nadine survive?
    5) Will Jacoby survive?
    6) Will James land in jail?
    7) Is Andy the father?
    8) Did Leo die?
    8.5) Did Montana die?  ;-)
    9) Will Pete survive?
    10) Will Catherine survive?
    11) Will Shelly survive?
    12) Will Bobby be caught?
    13) Will Cooper survive?
    14) Who killed Laura?
    15) Will Truman find out about Josie?
    16) Will Andy do right by Lucy?
    17) Is Josie in over her head with Hank?
    18) Will Pete and Catherine reconcile?
    19) Will Leland be found out?
    20) Will Ronette wake up?
    21) Will Norma wise up to Hank?
    22) Will Cooper learn of Madeleine's existence?
    23) Will Jacoby learn of Madeleine's existence?
    24) Will Dr. Lydecker wake up?
    25) Will "Killer Bob" reappear?

Answer: 25.

"Who killed J.R.?" can't hold a candle to this...

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