Subject: Twin Peaks - Season Finale - Everybody dies and we all go home. From: bgingric@Intrepid.ECE.UKans.EDU (Barry Gingrich) Date: 1990-05-23, 20:40 Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,alt.tv.twin-peaks Reply-to: bgingric@intrepid.ECE.UKans.EDU (Barry Gingrich) Good God. They shot everybody. Mark Frost must really be into this action stuff. Didn't he write the one where Cooper & Co. went around kicking in doors? Here's my body count, both for this episode and for previous ones. It's incomplete. I don't care. Jacoby: Hit, heart attack. I thought at first it was Hank who did it, but after later stuff, I think it might have been Leland. Won't die. Nadine: Mixing them pills. She could die, but I don't think so. If she dies, Ed's lost his dilemma. (Granted, he gains a new guilt...) Andrew: Hank killed him a while back. It looks pretty certain that he did it *for* Josie. And the bucks. Always the bucks. Jacques: He may be too stupid to lie, but he's just stupid enough to die. Leland, Leland, Leland. What's your game? Just out to issue a little forest justice? By doing this, you've offed a prime witness. Maybe that's just what you wanted to happen, hmmm? Leo: Shot by Hank, looks like he died. The Invitation to Love bit again was apropos. Shelley: Saved by Katherine, after some hesitation. Does she get out? Probably. Katherine: In a fix. She probably also gets out. Pete: Hoo boy. I figure that Pete gets out ok. I hope so. He's one of my faves. Ronette: Still in a coma. Lydecker: Still in a coma. Waldo: Sob. Blood on the donuts. and...lastly, Cooper: He's gotta be alive, folks. He didn't bleed. I heard three shots, saw two holes, and heard a body fall, but no blood. Dollars to donuts, I'd bet our Special Agent wears a flak jacket. Of course, the 64,000 huckleberry question is: Who did it? Looks like Leland. Of course, there could be more than one pair of black gloves and another black overcoat in Twin Peaks. Still, you gotta admit that they really *want* you to think that it was Leland. Perhaps this is a good reason to think that it wasn't. Maybe the Asian gentleman who checked into the Great Northern last episode. -- - Barry gingrich%tisl@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu OR bgingric@Intrepid.ECE.UKans.EDU