Subject: Finale P.U.!!!
From: barger@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu (Jorn Barger)
Date: 1990-05-24, 07:00
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

Does anyone else feel that last night's show was the worst stinker of the
series?  Can anyone cite any good lines to dissuade me?  Where was the
humor, where was the character?  What a stupid insult to shoot Cooper at the
end!  I thought this was supposed to be a _parody_ of Dallas, not an homage!!

Some final problems:

How long was Hank in prison, anyway?

Wasn't it Waldo that killed Laura, according to Albert? (numerous shallow
wounds no one of which was sufficient to kill... were they _all_ mynah
bites, or were some knife wounds?  If they were knife wounds, their shallowness
seems to implicate a physically weak killer.)

When Donna and James played Jacoby's tape, wasn't the "lost in the woods"
line missing?


Ptooie!!!