Subject: Re: I'm ticked
From: csu@alembic.acs.com (Dave Mack)
Date: 1990-10-01, 15:29
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <3205@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
> >In article <1191@beguine.UUCP> Robert.Berry@samba.acs.unc.edu (BBS Account) writes:
> >
> >I've stopped caring who killed Laura.

Not me. I want a nice solid satisfying conclusion to the whodunit
aspect of the show.

> >I never did care, actually.  I watch because of blood on donuts, the
> >way Audrey smiled when she realized Laura was dead, "Let's Rock", deer
> >heads on tables, Leland's antler dance, DAMN fine huckleberry pie, and
> >Killer Bob.  

These are my reasons for watching the show *after* the solution to
the mystery (one of them) is presented.

> >
> >Some questions on the second season premiere:
> >
> >What is up with Donna?  She's like a different person. . . (besides
> >the fact that her hair grew six inches "overnight"--not to mention
> >chnaging color, but then there's a lot of that going around :)

She's been possessed by the ghost of LP.

> >Why is Mike the one-armed man in the sheriff's office?

To sell them shoes, of course.

> >Who is the ponytailed Asian, who is he calling, and is he the same guy
> >as we saw in the Great Northern previously?

Josie's past come a-calling, Josie, and no, in approximately that order.

> >Has Bobby found redemption, or is he still the same squirrely little
> >fucker he always was?

Both.

> >Is hospital food the new running gag?  The anti-pie, as it were?  We
> >counted eight references to how deadly it is.

It's clearly a clue: Killer BOB works in the hospital kitchen.

BONUS ANSWER: The classified project that Major Briggs can't talk
about is a nerve gas which induces psychotic behavior. The factory
is in the Woods and, now and then, they have leaks.

Dave Mack