Subject: Twin Peaks season premeir : The Lighter Side
From: carl@robot.nuceng.ufl.edu (Drifter...)
Date: 1990-10-01, 00:30
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

    And now, as a rest from all the intense analyzing, theorizing, and ranting
about who killed Laura Palmer and what the season premeir really means, here
is a break down of some of my favorite funny bits from the season Premeir:
 
  - Agent Dale Cooper lying flat on the floor, suffering from a gunshot
wound and probably several cracked ribs. Old man comes in with warm milk.
Cooper points to the table and says "Put it over there."  By golly, this man
would probably straighten his tie in the event of a nuclear explosion!
 
  - Cooper lying on his back still, talking to Diane (via recorder). "If
you can just forget the fear..." Puzzled expression, as if the phrase were
familiar. That one took a moment to sink in but was worth it.
 
  - Cooper recovers in hospital bed, mentions how a wood tick had been itching
him so he had pulled his bullet proof jacket up part way. "That would explain
this, then," the doc says, and shows him the bullet with a tick stuck to it.
"Heck of a way to kill a tick..."
 
  - Cooper getting up and telling the doc how the strength of will has amazing
recuperative powers. "Just give me a few hours to put my clothes on."
 
  - Agent Andy bonking himself in the face with a loose board. This man is
going to be brain dead by the end of the series.
 
  - Andy and Lucy being assigned to search through three years worth of back
issues of Flesh World. Together. In the same room... Oh, and Lucy's reaction
to looking at the first page of one of the magazines.
 
  - The hospital food. Perhaps Agent Cooper will encounter some and call upon
the forces of Apple Pie to vanquish it? Oh, and Jack Nance's reaction to 
smelling the food...
 
  - Leland singing "Does Eat Oats" while Ben and Jerry to a dance routine.

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     CARL%NUCENG.DECNET@PINE.CIRCA.UFL.EDU  -  "Here, have a scooby snack."
"That reminds me of the year I had a room next to Deidra's. Don't worry, all  
 I heard was your electric shaver. At least I *hope* it was her electric 
 shaver."                  --Doctor, Doctor
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