Subject: Did Andy Do It?
From: joe@zitt (Joe Zitt)
Date: 1990-10-04, 21:44
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

I've been mulling this for a couple of days, and keep coming up with an
unlikely killer: Officer Andy Brennan.

Note these things:

- Andy cried at the sight of Laura's body.

- The one time Andy did anything well was when he shot Jacques
  Renault.

- A lot of the time, Andy seems too innocent and dumb to be
  believed.

My theory (stolen from Ann Elk): Andy had heard of Jacques and Leo's
orgies, and was following the rumour. Leo or Jacques, seeing a possible
stooge and an in at the police force for information, befriended him and
invited him along. Andy showed up late to the get together on the 23rd,
saw Jacques get beaten up by Leo, and saw Leo run away. Andy took the girls
down to the railroad car (on the way home). There, Laura (and maybe Ronette
) had her way with Andy (much as she had with Harold). BOB entered Andy, and
drove Andy to over-respond in one of Laura's S&M games, killing her and
beating up Ronette. Andy (dazed and still posessed) wrapped the body up and
dumped it in the river. 

The next morning, when Andy saw the body, he realised what he had done, and
cried. He didn't tell anyone, though -- but when he saw his chance to
get revenge on Jacques for starting the whole thing (as he saw it), he did.

Andy is probably the one man who we would consider the >least< likely to
have done it, except for, perhaps, Dr. Hayward. That's a clue in itself.

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