Subject: Let's have a POLL!!
From: mathews@cs.Buffalo.EDU (Ryan D Mathews)
Date: 1990-10-04, 16:07
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

 Announcing the 1st Annual, Absolutely Official, :-), Alt.TV.Twin-Peaks
Let's-All-See-What-We-Really-Think, Mystery Solvin' Poll!! (fanfare)

Wherein I endeavor to glean the opinions of this esteemed group, using
my incredible polling experience gained from holding 1 (ONE) major
poll on rec.arts.comics last year. (Next poll in that group in two
months; subscribe now!)

The purpose?
-- To determine the killer of Laura Palmer
-- To uncover the true nature of BOB
-- To decipher the cryptic giant
-- To kill time

Here we go! All questions multiple-choice, elaborations allowed. EMAIL
ONLY!  Send your answers to me at one of the addresses in my .sig and
please, no wagering.

1) Who do you think killed Laura Palmer?
a) BOB  (only choose this if you think BOB is BOB and not
 someone else)
b) Laura herself
c) Leland
d) Josie
e) Ronnette
f) Ben Horne
g) other (elaborate)

2) What do you think BOB is?
a) a figment of Laura's imagination
b) a second personality of Laura
c) a supernatural entity
d) a real person with supernatural powers
e) a real person who scared Laura into seeing him everywhere
f) one of the Twin Peaks cast (who?)
g) other (elaborate)

3) Who shot Cooper?
a) Leland
b) Josie
c) One of the brothers Horne or a henchman
d) Bobby
e) Hank
f) Audrey (hey, if it was good enough for TV Guide... :-) )
g) other (elaborate)

4) What is the giant?
a) a supernatural entity
b) a figment of Cooper's dreams
c) other (elaborate)

5) Do you think Madelyne is Laura (Y/N)

That's it for this poll. There are lots of other questions, but none
that seem to boil down to multiple choice.

Tentative deadline: Midnight, Oct 12.

The results will be sent to David Lynch, who will have to follow them.
(Yeah, right.) :-> :-> :-> :->

---------- Ryan Mathews
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