Subject: Re: The Horne Brothers said it all (10/6)
From: fsejo@acad3.fai.alaska.edu (Eric Olson)
Date: 1990-10-07, 07:43
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <1990Oct7.033117.26118@menudo.uh.edu>, cioffi@menudo.uh.edu (Delia Cioffi) writes:
> > Oh Jeeze. It's all Cooper's dream. The whole freaking thing is Cooper's
> > dream. He's really the one strapped to a wheelchair in some loony bin,
> > an old retired FBI man---always a little flakey---who finally went off
> > the deep end back in '89, right about the time of those terrible murders
> > up in the northwest....
> > 

Actually, this is partially believable: maybe it's been dream since Cooper was
shot.  This would explain a lot of things which have been getting weird (even
for Lynch!) like the space aliens talking to the military and the Bob/owl
imagery and (especially) the creamed corn.  (Joke.  Joke.  The last bit was--
and I want to make this perfectly clear--a joke.)

And while I'm at it, let me add that I don't think I can handle the frustration
of seeing whatsername's not to Special Agent under his bed anymore.  I want her
*out* of her daddy's whorehouse (except that's going to be kind of hard to
avoid now, one way or the other, eh?)

Waiting for the future,
-- Eric Olson <fsejo@acad3.fai.alaska.edu> Gryphon Gang Fairbanks AK 99775