Subject: Lucy's Baby
From: jespah%milton.u.washington.edu@AWIWUW11.WU-Wien.AC.AT (Kathleen Hunt)
Date: 1990-10-08, 23:32
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

 katefans@world.std.com (Chris'n'Vickie of Chicago) writes:

*3) Ok, so who's Lucy been sleeping with?
*(long, admirably complete list deleted)

You forgot some possibilities:
1)  Lucy is going to give birth to the Messiah!  Another Immaculate
Conception!

2)  Lucy, like some insects and at least two reptile species, has
developed a way to do parthenogenesis.  This means she will give
birth to a clone of herself.

3)  Lucy has been impregnated by a space alien, just like on "Star
Trek:  The Next Generation" when Counselor Troi was impregnated by
a glowing ball of light.

4)  Lucy is going through a false pregnancy.

5)  Lucy's lab results were mixed up at the hospital -- actually, it
is Donna/Maddy/Norma/Shelly/etc. who is pregnant.

6)  Lucy actually has an abdominal tumor (this has actually happened
to real people -- they thought they were pregnant but they actually
had a tumor).

7)  Andy's lab results were mixed up at the sperm bank, and it is
actually Harry/Hank/Leo/Bobby/etc. who is sterile.

I'm sure you guys can come up with others...

Jespah