Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: PAGAN Kennedy Worship
From: email@example.com (Mr. Greisman; Honors Col(ugrad))
Date: 1990-11-04, 18:01
We all know that when John F. Kennedy tried to tell Divided Berlin
"I am a Berliner,"
He actually said,
"I am a Jelly Doughnut!"
Does this strike a chord? _It SHOULD!_ Every morning the police department,
particularly Cooper, eats dozens of _jelly doughnuts!_ Well, some of us know
that Kennedy actually intended to say jelly doughnut; his flesh was, in fact,
grape jelly and pastry. Perhaps...Twin Peaks Police and Agent Cooper part-
take of symbolic internalization of Kennedy's flesh? Have we stumbled upon
a secret JFK worshipping cult?
--Eru Iluvatar, KSC, Esq, HindIII
--p.s. was the word donut originally doughnut originally
dough_nought_ for the zero shape?