Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Additions/Corrections to Favorite Quotes List
From: (Kathleen Hunt)
Date: 1990-11-08, 22:37

Drat, I was just about to post MY new quote list but Rob Jellinghaus beat
me to the punch with a long, very good list.  So, I will confine myself 
to listing only those quotes that Rob didn't have, that were incomplete, or
that had small, insignificant errors.  

Also, if anyone has Judge Sternwood's
Valhalla speech or Lucy's rundown of what happened in Twin Peaks the
night Cooper was shot, I think those deserve to be on the list.

Thanks to all those who sent me quotes -- if you don't see yours here,
then they're on Rob's list as well, and maybe Bill Sherman's list too.

I did a quick, inaccurate count of the number of favorite quotes per character.
Characters who only said something as a foil for another character didn't get
credit, so this is subjective as well as inaccurate.  
Characters who were only around for a few episodes (like Albert) are
obviously at a disadvantage....NO, I am NOT going to calculate average number
of favorite quotes per character per episode-minute!  Jeez!

36  Cooper
17  Albert
9   Jerry
6   MIKE
5   Lucy, Log Lady, Truman, Pete
4   Leland 
3   Pierre Tremond, Ben, Sarah, Leo, Catherine, Hawk, Harold, Nadine,
    Dr. Hayward, Andy, Ed, Bobby, Gordon
2   Donna, Leo, Judge Sternwood, the Giant, James, Secretary at the
    Great Northern, Sven 
1   Dr. Jacoby, Mrs. Tremond, Major Briggs, Audrey, Room Service Waiter,
    Mayor Milford, Mr. Neff, BOB, Shelly, Jonathan, Waldo, Pie-Eating Man,
    The Man From Another Place (his whole speech), Blackie, Norwegian
    Translator, Jacques, LAURA
Send more at any time.  Send corrections too.  Thanks!

Kathleen Hunt, aka Jespah   

Quotes that are not on Rob's list, or that are incomplete or a bit wrong:

Waldo:	Laura?  Laura?  Don't go there!  Don't go there!  Hurting me.
        Hurting me.  Leo, no!  Leo, no!

Bobby:	Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimuli, so I figured,
	what the hell, kazoos.

MIKE:	I inhabiting spirit.

MIKE:   This [points to drawing] is his true face.  But few can see it.
	The gifted -- and the DAMNED.

Dr. Hayward:  Well, as your doctor, Leland, what the hell happened to
	your hair?

MIKE:	A house, made of wood, surrounded by trees.  The house is filled
	with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls,
	night after night.
Cooper: The Great Northern Hotel!

Sven:	Ben, I am so happy, I can't even tell you how much.

Cooper: I think I saw a rabbit!
Truman:	Must've been a snowshoe rabbit.   [<--correction]
Cooper: Snowshoe!  Snowshoe rabbit!!

Cooper: So, how long have you and Hank been friends?

Albert:	Mr. Horne, I recognize that your position in this fair community
	necessitates venality, insincerity, and a certain irritating
	manner of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not a
			                ^^^^^^^^^ (not "superiority")

Log Lady:      You wear shiny objects on your chest.  Are you proud? 
Major Briggs:  No, achievement is its own reward. Pride obscures it. Cream?
			     	       (crucial to the mood!)  -->   ^^^^^

(The complete dream speech from TMFAP and LAURA)
The Man From Another Place:  Let's rock!  [pause as shadow floats by]
	I've got good news.  That gum you like is going to come back
	in style.  [notices Cooper staring at LAURA] She's my cousin.
	But -- doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
Cooper: [to TMFAP]  But she is Laura Palmer.
	[to Laura] Are you Laura Palmer?
LAURA:	I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back.
TMFAP:	Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's
	always music in the air.  [stands and dances]

(the complete dream speech from MIKE and BOB:)
MIKE:	In the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see.
	One chants out between two worlds, FIRE, WALK WITH ME.
	We lived among the people.  I think you say...convenience store?
	We lived above it.  I mean it as it is, like it sounds.
	I too was touched by the devilish one -- tattoo on the left 
	shoulder.  Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed.
	I took the entire arm off.  My name is Mike; his name is Bob.
BOB:	Mike?  Mike?  Can you hear me?  Catch you with my death bag!
	You may think I've gone insane, but I promise you, I WILL kill again!

Albert: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to 
	King Hohoho, I really am.
        ^^^^   (not just "Hohoho")

Mayor Milford:  [tapping the mike] Is this thing on?  Is this thing on?
Truman: [mutters] Take it easy, Dwayne.  [out loud] Thank you, Mayor Milford.

Albert: Color me amazed! 

Albert:  Okay, confining my conclusions to the planet Earth....

Dick:	I lost your number....
Lucy:	I work at the sheriff's office!  You could have dialed 911!

(Cooper's line is approximate:)
Cooper: I see you're just hoping and praying to get your loving husband back.
Shelly: [totally astonished]  What?

Andy:	I've been wearing boxer shorts like you told me to.
Dr. Hayward:  You want to give it another shot?

Albert:	I believe it's customary to ask after the health of one recently
	plugged three times.

Harold: [about the Secret Diary] Look, I've read this from cover to cover
	and there are *no* solutions here.

Albert: [about Leo] Currently appearing at the Calhoun Memorial Hospital as
	Mr. Potato Head.

(The following exchange is approximate:)
James:	I didn't know you smoked.
Donna:	Oh, I smoke every now and then.
James:	Why do you smoke?
Donna:	To reduce tension.
James:	Why are you tense?
Donna:	Because I smoke.

Cooper: Diane, I am now upside-down....

Blackie: Trouble, Miss Horne?  You don't know what trouble is!

Emory:  Wh-who are you?
Audrey: I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want.

Leo:  	Problem?  You think you've got a problem?...Problem?  You
	want to know what's a problem??

Judge Sternwood:  Life is hard, dear.  Still, it's harder in most
	places than in Twin Peaks.

Pierre:	She SEEMED like a nice girl.

Pierre: Sometimes things happen just like THAT. [snap!]

Cooper: [how he likes his coffee] Black as midnight on a moonless night.

Cooper: The pain is banished to a cul-de-sac in a remote suburb of my
	conscious mind.

Hawk:	I had to drink three pots of chamomile tea to find that out!
	Which reminds me...can I be excused, sir?
	(that last line is approximate, but it should be included!)

Nadine:	Where are Mom and Dad?
Ed:	[very surprised] Whooooa!  They're...out of town!

Thank you, thank you.  Send more favorite quotes to me, Bill, or Rob...