Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Re: Additions/Corrections to Favorite Quotes List
From: (Jym Dyer)
Date: 1990-11-09, 08:47

|I|f somebody has the correct text to Andy's "sperm bank" speech,
`-' by all means, send it to one of the quotes list maintainers!
    It goes something like this:

	When the Tacoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, of
	course I went.  It's my civic duty, and I like whales.
	They told me I was sterile, and I thought that meant
	I wouldn't have to take a bath, but then they told me
	it meant I couldn't have babies.  So what I want to
	know, Lucy Moran, is why you're having one.

    That's from memory, and it's probably inaccurate.