Subject: I know who BOB is...
From: bobg+@andrew.cmu.edu (Robert Steven Glickstein)
Date: 1990-11-15, 06:45
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

I know exactly who and what BOB is.  I have to make someone believe me.

It came to me as I was watching "Batman" on HBO last night.  BOB is the
Joker's right-hand man, senselessly murdered near the end of the film!

It all makes sense!  The long, greasy hair; the penchant for demented
crimes; the eagerness for fun...

``Diane, this is Cooper.  Get into your `Robin' gear and meet me in the
Batmobile.  We haven't one!  Moment!  To lose!''

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