Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Favorite quotes
Date: 1990-11-15, 07:37

The correct form of Andy's sperm speech follows thus:

                 The Tacoma sperm bank was looking for donors
                 so of course I volunteered.  It's my civic
                 duty, and besides, I like whales.  The doctors
                 there told me I was sterile.  Sure I thought that
                 meant I didn't have to take a bath, but they told
                 me the truth.  They said I couldn't have babies.
                 So what I want to know is, how come you're having
                 one and with whom?

I'm pretty sure this is the whole speech.  It's one of my favorites. :)
Kit Aikin_______  Vicuna?