Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: Re: Favorite quotes
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Date: 1990-11-15, 10:55
In article <90319.103745KJA102@psuvm.psu.edu> KJA102@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
The correct form of Andy's sperm speech follows thus:
The Tacoma sperm bank was looking for donors
so of course I volunteered. It's my civic
duty, and besides, I like whales. The doctors
there told me I was sterile. Sure I thought that
meant I didn't have to take a bath, but they told
me the truth. They said I couldn't have babies.
So what I want to know is, how come you're having
one and with whom?
Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Takoma
Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied. It's my civic
duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that
I'm sterile. Sure I thought it meant that I didn't have to take a
bath, but the doctors told me the truth. They told me I can't have
babies. So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
``Is this real....or just some twisted dream?''