Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: JULIE CRUSE KILLED LAURA PALMER!!!!!!!!!!
From: email@example.com (Wilbanks)
Date: 1990-11-16, 00:30
From the very beginning I've known who really killed Laura Palmer, but
until this last episode I've not had enough evidence to prove my
theory... yes you guessed it:
JULIE CRUSE KILLED LAURA PALMER!
As you will recall Julie Cruse appeared in the pilot episode and the
latest (11/10) where a large portion of the show was devoted exclusively
to her. This directly relates to Lynch's statement about "finding out
who killed Laura Palmer in the 11/10 episode".
I recently purchased Julie Cruse's new album and upon playing it
backwards several times I have successfully deciphered the following
I ate the chair
Shoelace forest tops
I killed Laura Palmer
Although the first two messages are a little confusing to the untrained
observer the third is an obvious confession of the murder of Laura
I have also managed to find and purchase one of the only `Really,
Really, Secret Diary of Laura Palmer' (The one that still has not been
discovered in the show yet). On page 34 it states:
"She is in him, who is in me. It
wouldn't be so bad but he hates the
damn singing-- he hurts me. She
excites me most of all, more than
Josie, Ben, James, Bobbie, Leo,
Jaque, Johnny Horne, Daddy, Shelly,
Andy, Hawk, and even Waldo. But,
as kinky as she is, Julie's dangerous!
I'll have to watch it...Oh daddy's
coming I'd better go."
This only confirms my theory that when the swarm of red herring clears
everyone will clearly view Julie as Laura Palmer's true killer.
AND I SAID IT FIRST!!!
"Wanna buy a bridge?" - Jacoby