Subject: Farewell, Twin Peaks
From: grega@hpcuhd.HP.COM (Number 6)
Date: 1990-11-19, 10:30
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

Ok, I'm fed up.  The show has begun its inevitable deterioration.  Why do
I say this?  Think about these for a moment:

1.  Sarah Palmer had an amazing recovery, didn't she?  And a very convenient
    loss of memory, it seems.

2.  Hank is one hell of slippery fellow.  Last time we saw him, Jean had
    a gun to his head.

3.  I wonder if Daryl will ever notice that his wallet's missing?  Maybe
    when he finally gets around to paying for the dinner he had at the RR
    two nights ago?

4.  Leland has been BOB for "nearly forty years."  In that time, to our
    knowledge, he has killed (at most) three people.  First was Teresa
    Banks, and then ALMOST ONE YEAR TO THE DAY came Laura Palmer.  The
    third was Maddy, of course.  So in forty years, BOB has killed three
    times, with the third comming only a few days after the second?
    Why?  And here's a bonus question to think about: where was Teresa's
    body found?

5.  We now know how Leland really makes his living: he sells Amway products.
    Didn't the wonderful Amway carpet cleaner do an outstanding job on the
    blood-stained carpet of Leland's living room?

6.  So it takes "a few hours" to determine a man's blood type in Twin Peaks.
    Albert was right -- it does give new meaning to the word "primitive."

7.  Lucy sure loves to drive.  Why she's been known to drive hundreds of
    miles in a 48 hour period!

8.  Cooper sure is a strange guy, and his memory is shoddy.  It seems
    like only a coupla weeks ago, he was explaining to Harry why the
    murder of Laura and the attack on Ronette was a Federal case.

9.  So Pete just got back from the "second shift."  The second shift of
    what?  "GhostMill?"

10. "It is happening again."  Well, let's see now, what could that nice
    ol' Giant chap be trying to tell Coop?  Maybe, uh, maybe someone's
    being killed.  Ok, uh, but we have the "murderer" in custody, right?
    Hmmm, that doesn't add up.  No, maybe, uh, maybe we got the wrong
    guy?  Gee, where can we find another "close friend" of Leland who
    has been molesting Laura throughout the years?  Gosh, it's all sooo
    complex, I'm not surprised that Coop didn't figure it out immediately!

Am I the only one who thinks that Scott Frost should stick to being
someone's son/cousin/paramour/whatever?  Flame on!

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