Subject: 12/1 SPOILER DAMMIT!
From: joe [Joe Zitt]
Date: 1990-12-03, 21:44
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks,alt.recovery

Some twit just called me on the phone, waking me up, and refusing to 
identify himself, other than as a reader of alt.recovery. He claimed that 
I ruined his appreciation of this episode of Twin Peaks, and messed up
"a very important part of his recovery" by stating, without a spoiler, in 
one of my messages that was part of a continuing conversation taking 
place on both alt.tv.twin-peaks and alt.recovery, that Leland had died.

I just took a look at all the messages I have posted since that time 
(they are collected in the monitor newsgroup here), and NOWHERE did I 
state that Leland was dead.

As I would say in email if you had the decency to identify yourself while 
busting into my home with your telephone call, how DARE you lambast me 
for being inconsiderate in doing something I did not do, as you show
how enormously considerate you are by calling at this late an hour and 
WAKING ME UP?

(and if you're planning on hassling me for considering my sleep more 
important than your "recovery", save your breath. I don't even know who
the hell you are, and I don't particularly care.)

In my sleepiness, I apologized to you. I hereby retract the apology. 
Whoever you are, and whatever you are recovering from, I hope one of the 
steps cures your apparent rectal/cranial inversion. And I hope the Man From
Another Place shows up in your dreams tonight and tells you the plot of the
entire rest of the season.

Joe Zitt...cs.utexas.edu!kvue!zitt!joe (512)450-1916