Subject: Re: Maybe this isn't Albert
From: ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair)
Date: 1990-12-06, 06:52
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

   I posted ``THAT WASN'T ALBERT'' last sunday, so I feel I have proprietary
rights on this theory (not that anyone else wants it...)

   Somebody raised the issue of whether Albert smoked before.  I would love
to use this as evidence.  Unfortunately, he takes out a cigarette (if not
actually smoking) when he first arrives (``I can hear perfectly well'')