Subject: ride the white horse
From: pett@socrates.ucsf.edu (Eric Pettersen)
Date: 1990-12-06, 01:50
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

        So, isn't the obvious reason Sarah Palmer sees a white "horse" as she
crawls down the stairs is because she's trying to be a "heroine" and save
Maddie?  :-)
        Anyway, haven't seen the theory that Wyndham Earle is Norma's mom
posted here yet.  She certainly critiques food a lot.  First the mashed
potatoes at the Diner, then the salmon at the Great Northern, and then the
Diner omelette.  I know mom's are tough, but still.

I vote with the obvious "Leo gets the bird" theory of where Bob goes
next.  And I thought of it all by myself.  Didn't have to read the dozens of
articles by people who already thought of it.  So make sure to credit me when
you mention the theory, unless it turns out to be wrong.  And there will be an
earthquake Dec. 7th at 9:57 PM, dropping California into the ocean.  You read
it here first.

Eric Pettersen
UCSF Computer Graphics Lab
pett@cgl.ucsf.edu

P.S.  So if Cooper *is* a Time Lord, maybe he finally figures everything out
when he's as old as he was in his dream, goes back to his home planet
in the golf bag tardis, and beams himself hints like
"023782345893497THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM0937839193820109",
helpful visions, the phone numbers of hot babes, etc.