Twin Peaks Usenet Archive

Subject: Re: Coop + Widow?
From: (Brian Scearce)
Date: 1991-01-16, 10:22
Newsgroups: (Douglas E. Roesch) writes:
> >I don't think Coop would waste his time with a piece of useless freight
> >like Dougie's widow.  (How much value do you think a person like her
> >contributes to the GNP each year?  $0.00?)

Yep, I bet that Coop's Top Five List of Requirements for Potential
Love Interest looks something like this:

5) Beauty, or at least prettiness.
4) Intelligence.
3) Sense of humour.
2) Spirituality.
1) Economic impact.

Or maybe not... :-)

     Brian Scearce (  -or-  robin!
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