Twin Peaks Usenet Archive
Subject: Re: Coop + Widow?
From: email@example.com (Ann Hodgins)
Date: 1991-01-16, 12:18
In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> email@example.com (Brian Scearce) writes:
> >firstname.lastname@example.org (Douglas E. Roesch) writes:
>> >>I don't think Coop would waste his time with a piece of useless freight
>> >>like Dougie's widow. (How much value do you think a person like her
>> >>contributes to the GNP each year? $0.00?)
I must take issue. Coop doesn't seem to put much stock in stocks and bonds.
He's the spiritual type.
> >Yep, I bet that Coop's Top Five List of Requirements for Potential
> >Love Interest looks something like this:
> >5) Beauty, or at least prettiness.
> >4) Intelligence.
> >3) Sense of humour.
> >2) Spirituality.
> >1) Economic impact.
Matchmaking is one of my favourite games. I would bet it is:
1) Strong will and strong cheekbones
2) earthiness and practical skills
3) impish bordering on wicked personality
That is assuming that he does not fall under the spell of the widow.
Spells don't count. That's cheating.