Twin Peaks Usenet Archive


Subject: Re: Coop + Widow?
From: rhaller@oregon.uoregon.edu
Date: 1991-01-16, 12:36
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <29897@shamash.cdc.com> bls@u02.svl.cdc.com (Brian Scearce) writes:
> >dr3f+@andrew.cmu.edu (Douglas E. Roesch) writes:
>> >>I don't think Coop would waste his time with a piece of useless freight
>> >>like Dougie's widow.  (How much value do you think a person like her
>> >>contributes to the GNP each year?  $0.00?)
> >
> >Yep, I bet that Coop's Top Five List of Requirements for Potential
> >Love Interest looks something like this:
> >
> >5) Beauty, or at least prettiness.
> >4) Intelligence.
> >3) Sense of humour.
> >2) Spirituality.
> >1) Economic impact.
> >
> >Or maybe not... :-)
> >
I don't get the economic impact bit.  What is it that I have missed about Coop
that you people are referring to, or did I bite on an obvious trick?


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