Subject: This is why I am a TP fan From: blowfish@triton.unm.edu (rON.) Date: 1991-01-19, 21:26 Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks This has to have been one of the best shows ever. Title: How everyone in TP gets laid, or How I learned to stop worrying and love coffee delivered by a transvestite. Outrageous! Fantastic! Stupendous! (And we have to wait two @!%#%! weeks for the next show!!!!!) I mean- what a show! Briggs is arrested by MP's- after revealing a bitty bit of clues. Cooper and 'Call me Dennis' set up for a raid. Norma and Ed finally listen to their hormones, Hank, of course, follows and gets the shit beaten out of him! Ben wins the War and Catherine. Josie plays french maid for Truman. Cooper almost gets killed- the last Renault dies instead! Leo scares the living shit out of me, you and, of ocurse, Shelly (damn- I am still spooked!!!!). Windahm Earle makes his next move- and a creepy one at that. quotes: "Donnie is dead." "Shelly......." "Invitation to love, every day brings a new promise of an "invitation to love". "I think daddy needs an injection" and, in two weeks: "You can call me, Windham Earle...." AGGGHH! I love it! I hope this trend of TP continues- shows like this will restore TP to its former greatness, I hope they can keep it up!. rON. (blowfish@hydra.unm.edu!ariel.unm.edu) "It is only with the heart that one see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."