Subject: Twin Quotes From: statman@oak.circa.ufl.edu (Charles D. Kincaid) Date: 1991-02-25, 09:22 Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks Hello again, Well, I'm suffering from serious withdrawal pains, so I'm taking two exams and I'll call you in the morning. :-) Here is the updated list for the first five episodes in spring 1991 (whatever their numbers are). I have had no comments, suggestions or criticisms about the choices or style. I can't be doing _that_ good of a job :-). I would appreciate any and all feedback. Maybe some from Rob J. Two people did e-mail me regarding the list, but our mailer went down and I lost their addresses. Please try again and I will make sure to save them. Keep writing those letters! charles d. kincaid Please send feedback to (NeXTMail) statman@sole.stat.ufl.edu. Thanks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert? Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide. But, call me crazy, on you it works. Judy Swain: An orphan, you know. Andy: Really? What happened? Did his parents die? Irene: Of all the people in the world, the best and the worst are drawn to a dead dog. Most turn away. Only the pure of heart can feel its pain. And somewhere in between the rest of us struggle. Audrey: They have women agents? Denise: More or less. Denise: I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean. Cooper: Not really. Audrey: I've examined his will Jerry. If my father becomes incapacitated, it all goes to me when I'm old enough. And I am old enough and he is incapacitated. Play it my way either way or the only project you'll be developing is selling baseboard heaters at the local cash-n-carry. Jerry: What's happened to the man is a tragedy. Audrey: Yea, Jerry, it's a tragedy. Pete: Now if there's chessboards in Heaven, Jose's sittin' next to the Lord. Dwayne: She killed him with SEX. Dick: Oh she doth teach the torches to burn bright (Andy sighs) It seems she hangs against the cheek of night + Doc: Like a rich jewel in an ethiope's ear Beauty too rich for youth, for earth too dear. Cooper: Harry, Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold and hard and brilliant. Dr Jacoby: What he needs right now is both your understanding and a Confederate victory. Doc: Is she sexually active? Ed: Active? Doc, I wake up every morning feeling like I got hit by a timber truck. Ben: You'll have to excuse me the chef just tried to stab Jerry. Albert: Get a life, punk. Dr Jacoby: Now what she does in fact possess is a heightened sexual drive and a working knowledge of technique, anatomy and touch that few men have ever had the pleasure of experiencing or the skills to match. Harry: Is it hot in here? Cooper & Hawk: Yea. Pete: We forgot the weinies, all beef with the skin on `em. Ben: I give you the little pine weasel found only in our tri-county area. It is nearly extinct. Jerry: They're incredible roasted. Andy: Once stimulated the female will respond in such a way that the skin around her ... Oh My God! Cooper: Great players are either far or few. Malcom: Mrs. Marsh hired him to fix the Jaguar. Trooper: Jaguar ... J-a-g-w ... uh, the car. Shelly (from WE's note): See the mountains kiss high heaven and the waves clasp one another. No sister flower would be forgiven if it disdained its brother. And the sunlight clasped the earth and the moonbeams kissed the sea. What is our sweet work worth if thou kiss not me? BOB: COOP, what happened to Josie?!