Subject: Twin Peaks Macintosh Sounds Available Now! From: bwdavies@rodan.acs.syr.edu Date: 1991-03-09, 19:56 Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks The following is a list of the contents of nine StuffIt archives of Macintosh sounds from _Twin Peaks_ which are currently available by anonymous FTP from the 'audrey.sait.edu.au' (130.220.16.88) site in Australia. They are located in the /pub/twin-peaks/MAC-sounds directory. Have fun! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- TWIN PEAKS ARCHIVES: SOUND LIST These sounds were sampled with a MacRecorder. They were then archived using StuffIt. Each archive was BinHexed, then transferred using the binary mode of FTP. To use them, transfer them to your machine in binary mode, then use StuffIt or another program to unBinHex and remove the sounds from the archives. Please note that while the compressed archives will fit on a standard 800K diskette, the uncompressed sounds in that archive will not. (You need lots of disk space! Either a hard disk or a large RAM disk.) Archive One: 772k compressed, 1737k decompressed. 1.Albert: A real three hanky crime.... 2.Truman & Lucy: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.... 3.Jerry & Hank: Chopping wood inside? (On Leo) 4.Bobby: Dad? Just what is it that you do? Maj. Briggs: That's classified. 5.Cooper: Jelly donuts? 6.Mrs. Tremond: My grandson is studying magic. 7.Cooper: Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed. 8.Hawk: Good thing you guys can't keep a secret. 9.Albert: It's another great moment in law enforcement history! 10.Doc Hayward: That's a hell of a way to kill a tick. 11.Toad(?): Hot damn, that's pie's good! 12.Albert(?): I'll have to get back to you on that. 13.Mrs. Tremond: Sometimes things can happen just like this 14.Pete: Feels like someone taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus 15.Albert: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations 16.Giant (?): The owls are not what they seem. Archive Two: 778k compressed, 1614k decompressed 1.Truman: What the hell happened here? 2.James & Donna: When did you start smoking?... 3.Giant: You forgot something. 4.Ben: YouUre a bicep, Hank. Relax until we say flex. 5. Albert: Your former partner flew the coop, Coop. 6.Log Lady: You wear shiny things on your chest. Maj. Briggs: Yes, I do. Log Lady: Are you proud? Maj. Briggs: No, ma'am. Achievement is its own reward. 7. Andy: The "...and I like whales..." speech. 8.Maj. Briggs: Any bureaucracy that functions in secret.... 9.Donna/James/Maddie at the Double R Cafe 10.Blackie: Emory, say something weak and fawning. 11.Leland: Do you want to play with fire, little boy? 12.Gordon Cole: Paydirt! Archive Three: 769k compressed, 1661k decompressed 1.Johnathan: Next time we meet, IUll kill you, blood brother. (To Hank) 2. Andy: IUm a whole damn town! 3.Audrey: IUm Audrey Horne and I get what I want. 4.Ben: Jerry, kill Leland. Jerry: Is this all some sort of strange and twisted dream. 5. Owls & Maj. Briggs & Cooper (White Lodge discussion?) 6.Cooper (to Lucy): Are you still seeing this...Dick? 7.Albert: Line about The WorldUs Most Decrepit Room Service Waiter 8.James (?): Do you want to play with fire (about Laura). 9.Nadine: Where are Mom and Dad? Big Ed: Uh, out of town. 10.Giant: You _will_ require medical attention. 11.Jerry: So we're 100% certain that weUre not sure. 12.Blackie: And what is your type, exactly? Audrey: Not you. No offense. 13.Albert(?): something about "after the squaredance". 14.Albert: Line about "clean country living". 15.Cooper: Good work, Andy! Albert: Yeah, woof! 16.Cooper & Andy: HowUs the nose?/It's OK, only blood squirted out. 17.Creamed Corn Kid: JUai une ame solitaire. 18.Jerry: Ben, where are those hickory sticks? 19.Ben & Jerry: Which one do we burn (smoked cheese pig or ledger)? 20.BOB: Fire, walk with me. 21.Log Lady: My log does not judge. 22.Gordon Cole: ThereUs the one-armer now! 23.Leo: Ptthhp...new shoes. Archive Four: 767k compressed, 946k decompressed 1.Gordon Cole: Coop, at this moment you remind me of a small Mexican chihuahua. 2.MIKE: BOB requires a human host. 3.Insurance Guy: You might want to childproof those sockets. 4.Albert: Describing Cooper's assailant. 5.Bobby: You know Leo, he gets pretty fixated. Mike: I hope he gets permentantly fixated. 6.Gordon Cole -- our first introduction to the man. 7.MIKE: He is BOB. Eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run. 8.MIKE: I saw the face of God and was purified. 9.Ben (at arrest): IUm gonna go out for a sandwich. 10.Nadine (?): I want to kiss you to death. 11.MIKE: Fire, walk with me. (At Sheriff's station.) 12.MIKE: There is no need for medicine.... 13.Philip Gerard: Since when is selling shoes against the law? 14.MIKE: This is his true face, it is only seen by the Gifted, or the Damned! Archive Five: 728k compressed, 1119k decompressed 1. Jerry: Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly advise you to get a better lawyer. 2.Cooper introduces himself to Audrey at breakfast. 3.Cooper (to Diane): gruff sleep, airpillow earplugs. 4. Cooper: Two things that trouble me (Monroe and JFK). 5.Truman: Your 24 hours are up... (charges Ben with Laura's murder). Archive Six: 704k compressed, 1057k decompressed 1. Albert: Non-violence spech --> I love you, Sheriff Truman. 2.Cooper & Jerry: Jeremy Horne, last in his class.... 3.BOB/Leland: Leland says youUre going back to Missoula...MONTANA! 4.Albert: IUve got compassion running out of my nose, pal, I'm the Sultan of Sentiment. 5.Albert: Senor Drool Cup has, shall we say, a mind that wanders. Archive Seven: 543k compressed, 626k decompressed 1.Catherine: Benjamin Horne, you're a slimy rat-bastard. 2.The Real Mrs. Tremond: But I have no children. 3.Truman or Cooper(?): Give yourself a raise, Hawk. 4.MIKE: Speech about the Golden Circle. (To Cooper) 5.SDC/WMDRSW: I know about you! 6.Leland: I know that gum! (At Roadhouse) 7.Albert: I think it's going terrifically well, don't you? 8.Ben(?): I've been very emotional lately. 9.?: Is he the father? 10.?: It's a 50-50 proposition. Archive Eight: 767k compressed, 882k decompressed 1.BOB/Leland: One chants out, between two worlds.... 2.Leland: I killed my daughter.... (Death speech) 3.BOB/Leland: I'll catch you with my death bag.... 4.BOB/Leland: I guess I kinda, sorta did.... 5.BOB/Leland: I suppose you want to ask him some questions.... 6.BOB/Leland: Leland's a babe in the woods.... 7.BOB/Leland: Leland, you've been a good vehicle.... 8.MIKE (?): As real as I.... (To Cooper?) 9.BOB/Leland: Who! Who! Who! Archive Nine: 762k compressed, 1036k decompressed 1.Lucy: Maybe. (On whether Andy is the father of her child.) 2.Laura: My father killed me. 3.Cooper: Signature on a demon's self-portrait. 4.Cooper: Someone is missing (at the Roadhouse). 5.Lucy: Sperm were gone and now they're back. 6.LMFAP: That gum you like is going to come back in style. 7.LMFAP: Possibly the same thing as above. 8.SDC/WMDRSW: That milk'll cool down on you, but it's getting warmer now. 9.?: The gang's all here! 10.Catherine to Ben: We've been lying to each other for most of our adult lives. Why spoil it with the truth now? 11.Ben: Would you like us to hum a Tibetan mantra? 12.Ben: My brother, the boy genius. 13.Cooper: Aces! 14.?: Aren't you dead? 15.Nadine: Can you see my underpants? 16.Nadine: ...boys looking up my dress.... 17.Maj. Briggs(?): Friendship is the foundation of ? 18.Maj. Briggs: Have you heard of the White Lodge? 19.Big Ed: I can't see a thing in your shoes, honey, honest. 20.Cooper(?): I'm really going to miss this place. 21.Audrey to Cooper: ...first you save my life, then you break my heart? -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sam Hill Cabal "If there's anything insidious going bwdavies@sunrise.bitneton in the world, the media is behind bwdavies@rodan.acs.syr.eduit!" -T.J. Teru