Subject: Re: Whow did Lill Laura Palmer? From: nolty@kastor.caltech.edu (Bob Nolty) Date: 1991-03-21, 13:49 Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks Well, it's pretty simple really. The FBI forensics man said Laura got pecked by a minah bird. So naturally, when agent Cooper had this dream about a one armed man named MIKE and a killer named BOB, and this one-armed shoe salesman showed up who looked MIKE and had a veterinarian friend named Bob, and the vet had a client who was a known drug runner and owned a minah bird, suspicion fell on the drug runner. But while they were looking for the drug-runner's cabin they came across this crazy lady who said she heard a THIRD MAN the night of the murder. So when drug runner said he was unconscious when his drug runner friend and Laura disappeared, and later the one-armed shoe salesman went into a trance and became MIKE and said BOB was an inhabiting spirit, and then a room service waiter offered a stick of gum to Laura's father, Agent Cooper immediately arrested Laura's father who went into a trance, became BOB and confessed. If I've seen it once, I've seen it a thousand times.