Subject: Re: The FBI
From: rcharman@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Robert Craig Harman)
Date: 1991-04-08, 05:06
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <5642@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
> >In article <1991Apr4.124605.12247@pbs.org> mpax@pbs.org (Cool Bean) writes:
>> >>What ever happened to Dennis/Denise?  Seems like the FBI has deserted
>> >>Coop.  No Albert.  No Gordon.  Just WE.  I thought they were all
>> >>interested in nabbing WE.
> >
> >Denise isn't FBI, she's DEA.  Her case was closed, she made her
> >report, end of involvement.  We saw Albert just one episode ago, and
> >he mentioned Gordon then.  What's the beef?  Do we have to have Albert
> >*every* week?

Yes!  Why not!  Boost the ratings!  Bring back the panache!  No more quibbling
over owls and spirits and waterfalls and marks and chess and mills and majors
and the law and the lawless and the banal and the fakely accented and coffee
and donuts and logs and ceiling fans and horses and plastic and Tibet and tapes
and orphans and bastards and deviants and weasels and the South and Hawaii...

Just Albert!  Every episode, every minute of the episode; every promo, every
shot, every insight, every speech, every storyline, everywhere...Albert!!!!!

Whoopie!!!

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