Subject: OPERATION: PINE WEASEL NEEDS YOU NOW! SHOW THE WORLD WE'RE SERIOUS!
From: czahrt@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Robert D. Cappel...you can call me The Bob)
Date: 1991-04-19, 11:41
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
Operation: Pine Weasel -- Urgent Bulletin -- Distribute immediately!
Desperate times require amazing efforts.
In the ultimate display of positive consumer reinforcement, Operation: Pine
Weasel is going to buy a car! (If enough peakers help, and help NOW!!!!)
Here's how it will work:
Each participating Peaker will send a $10 check, NOW, made out to:
Operation: Pine Weasel
The Great Northern
5979 NW 151 Street, Suite 212
Miami Lakes, Florida 33014
This is a tax-deductible contribution because Operation: Pine Weasel is now an
actual, bona fide, non-profit corporation. Along with this check, send a
self-addressed, stamped #10 envelope. If donations do not reach a level
sufficient to buy a car, I will send everyone's check back. I will not even
deposit them unless there is enough to get the car. The car will temporarily
be the property of the corporation, of which I (JC) am president.
I will then get David Lynch to fly here and give the car to the Miami Project
to Cure Paralysis at a nationally-televised press conference, where we will
go to great pains to get across the point that Peaks viewers are not your
ordinary TV audience. (Why the Miami Project? They are currently a very
high-profile charity, they have tremendous press connections, and they're
here so I can work with them directly to plan the event.)
Yes, this sounds crazy, but it will get us a lot of media attention. I figure
we need 13-15,000 dollars to get a reasonable car, so that's 1,500 peakers who
are willing to kick in ten bucks. I'll start by putting in $50 myself.
Our show is sinking. We need to do some amazing things. I've got more in
store. Please, put your money where your Special Agent is.
JC BOURQUE,
COOP Florida President
Director, COOP InfoCom Center
PS- Distribute this message as widely as possible ASAP, and please, don't shorten or modify it. Thanks.
[Any questions? write czahrt@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu
Bob BOB Cappel COOP Iowa President]
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Robert D. Cappel, Iowa City,IA ||"You remind me today of a small
aka "BOB", eager for fun! || mexican chihuahua...."
cappel@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu || Deputy Bureau Chief
czahrt@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu || Gordon Cole
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