Subject: TP Astrology!
From: rdees@umiami.ir.miami.edu (Matthion)
Date: 1991-04-21, 15:55
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

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Subject: TP Astrology


Yo Peakers,
  A couple of words on the Jupiter/Saturn conjunction from Simon,
your friendly, neighborhood astrologer.  In our world, the last
conjunctions between them occured in late 1980 through mid 1981.
(There were actually three exact conjunctions then due to the 
retrograde motion of both planets.)  The next will not occur until
the end of May 2000.  This does not correspond with any TP time
frame, but who ever said it should?  
  The meaning of this aspect is generally one of conflict between
the expansive Jovian energies and Saturn's contracting ones.  A
pair of opposites if there ever was one.  This does correspond
nicely to the WL/BL dichotomy, if you use the traditional good/
bad astrological interpretations of the planets.  (Most modern
astrologers use a more 'humanistic' interpretation that avoids
words like 'good', 'bad' and 'fate'.)
  IMHO, all this stuff means something only if Lynch has a full
time astrologer on the staff (I wouldn't put it past him) or is
married to one or something.  Yea, I couldn't come up with another
conjunction that captured the idea of opposites as well as the
Jupiter/Saturn one, but you'd have to be really into the subject 
to be able to know why.  I must admit that it looks really well
planned to me, but that is only 'cause I am used to looking for
such things.  I'd probably chalk this one up to good ol'
Synchronicity and say that Lynch (or whoever was responsible for
the choice) just happened to (signifcantly?) get lucky.

  BTW, if it took seven or eight men to get the chess piece off the
gazebo, how did WE get it up there with only himself and Leo to
help?  Maybe Nadine has more secrets than the ones that Mike
found out *8.) ?


                    God Over Djinn
                      (but maybe not a good cup o'joe!)
                      Simon



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