Subject: Re: Help! Need Special Agent Cooper Dialouge
From: robertj@Autodesk.COM (Young Rob Jellinghaus)
Date: 1991-05-16, 15:22
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <115600@cc.utah.edu> RCAPENER@cc.utah.edu writes:
> >Note:  Please send all replies to bnelson@cc.weber.edu  Thanx!

Sorry I just feel the need to post this.

> >I am doing a spoof of Twin Peaks for a class project and I need an 
> >example of the dialouge that agent Cooper does when he talks into his 
> >tape recorder, which in turn is sent to Dianne.  I saw example of this
> >a few weeks ago, but didn't extract that posting.

It's been so long... but let's see if the old memory is in working order....
this is off the top of my head so forgive any mistakes.

"Diane, it's 1:30 P.M.  Entering the town of Twin Peaks.  I've never
seen so many trees in my life!  As W.C. Fields would say, I'd rather
be here than Philadelphia.  Fifty-four degrees on a slightly overcast
day, weatherman said rain.  Anyone who can make that kind of money
being wrong fifty percent of the time... beats workin'.  Odometer
reads three thousand, gauge is on reserve--ridin' on fumes here, gotta
tank up when I get into town--remind me to tell you how much that is.
Lunch was four dollars and fifty-eight cents at the...  Lamplighter
Inn.  Tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat, slice of cherry pie, cuppa
coffee.  Damn good food.  Diane, if you ever get out this way, that
cherry pie is worth a stop.  OK.  Now it looks like I'll be meetin' up
with... Sheriff Harry S. Truman.  Shouldn't be too hard to remember
that... we'll go to the hospital and take a look at that girl who
crawled down those railroad tracks off the mountain.  Oh, and Diane,
I've got to ask what kind of trees these are.  They're really
somethin'!"

Ah, the simple beauty of that first episode... so long ago... I'll
hold it in my heart forever....

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