Subject: The Red Room Sequence
From: ee52fdn@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (...creeping debbie...)
Date: 1991-06-11, 02:45
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

The complete timeline (completely revised) will be posted in a few days.
Meanwhile.

Meanwhile.        AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (tea kettle whistle *8^)


Cooper and the little man from another place sitting in the red room.
LMFAP:  When you see me again, it won't be me.  This is the waiting room.
Would you like some coffee?  Some of your friends are here.
Laura:  Hello Agent Cooper.  {snaps her fingers}  I'll see you in 25 years.
Meanwhile {presents her hands}
Great Northern room service waiter:  Hallelujah!
LMFAP:  Hallelujah!
GNRSW:  Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Coffee  {sets down solid coffee
for Cooper}
Giant:  One and the same.
{LMFAP rubs his hands.  Cooper picks his coffee - it's liquid.  When he's about
to drink, it's solid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his hands.  The coffee's
liquid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his hands.  The coffee's viscous.}
LMFAP:  Wow, Bob, Wow.  Fire walk with me.
{Fire.  Strobe effect.  Cooper walks to the other room.  Identical furniture
but empty.  Back to the original room.}
LMFAP:  Wrong way
{Cooper goes back to to the other room.  LMFAP babbles excitedly. Then:}
LMFAP:  Another friend
{Maddy enters, LMFAP ducks behind a chair.}
Maddy:  I'm Maddy.  Watch out for my cousin.
{Cooper goes back to the original room.  It's empty.  Then:}
LMFAP (shadow self):  Doppleganger
Laura  (shadow self):  {presenting hands}  Meanwhile  {screams}
{Back to the other room.  Cooper on the floor bleeding.  Back to the original
room.  Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding.  No, it's Annie.  Annie
gets up.}
Cooper:  Caroline?
Annie:  {gets up}  Dale.  I saw the face of the man who killed me.
Cooper:  Annie... you saw the face of the man who killed you?
Annie:  It was my husband.
Cooper:  Annie?
Annie:  Who's Annie?  It's me, it's me, it's me.
Cooper:  Caroline?
Caroline (shadow self):  You must be mistaken.  I'm alive.
{Laura (shadow self) screaming.}
Earle:  Dale Cooper.  If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live.
Cooper:  I will.
{Earle stabs Cooper.  Fire.  Rewind.  BOB takes Earle}
BOB:  {to Earle}  Be quiet.  Be quiet.  {to Cooper}  You go.  He is wrong.
He can't ask for your soul.  I will take his.  {takes}
{Cooper's shadow self enters as Cooper leaves}
Leland (shadow self):  I did not kill anybody.
{Cooper's shadow self chases Cooper and catches up to him.  BOB laughs.}

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