Subject: A short quotes file
From: ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair)
Date: 1991-07-04, 06:57
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

``Welcome to amateur hour.'' --- Albert Rosenfield

``Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premier
achievements of modern civilization.'' --- Dale Cooper

``Space garbage to record and decode... row after row 
of gibberish.'' --- Garland Briggs

``Do I look like a bank?'' --- Leo Johnson

``What the hell are you talking about?'' --- Roger Hardy

``Trouble, Miss Horne?  You don't know what trouble is.'' --- Blackie
``Problem?  You want to know what's a problem?''--- Leo

``The word linkage reminds me of sausage.'' --- Gordon Cole

``...this sounds awful...''--- Catharine Martell

``Laura, we didn't bury you deep enough.''--- Donna Hayward
``Today I buried my husband next to my only child... Her grave
  is still so new, there's only a little bit of grass.''--- Sarah Palmer

``I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense.''--- Annie

``When have I ever been anything but a sleazy rapacious heel?''--- Ben
``Well, daddy, maybe when I was little...''--- Audrey

``I have no idea where this will lead us...'' --- Dale Cooper

``I am happy to point out that our story does not end there in this
place of saccharine excess.'' --- Wyndham Earle

``They've got a cherry pie that will kill you.'' --- Dale Cooper
``This is just not a good restaruant.'' --- Vivian Niles