Subject: Re: What BOB *really* does with his victims.
From: jms@vanth.UUCP (Jim Shaffer)
Date: 1991-07-17, 12:47
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <1991Jul15.151022.7572@risky.ecs.umass.edu> giovin@medr0.ecs.umass.edu (Rocky J Giovinazzo) writes:
> >
> >I've figured it out.  BOB really is Bob Iger.  After taking
> >WE's soul, he banished him to the world of senseless sitcoms;
> >WE can now be seen as the head lawyer in a Fri. night sitcom
> >(of which I forgot the name).  It's the kind of show with lines
> >like,
> >
> >I should have listened to what my wife told me.
> >
> >What's that?
> >
> >I don't know.  I didn't listen to her.

I prefer Arthur Dent's version:  "It's times like this, when I'm stuck in a
Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, 4 million light years from Earth,
about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened
to what my mother told me when I was a little boy!"  "What was that?"  "I
don't know, I didn't listen!"

(No, you didn't miss it, there was no "Peaks" content in that.)

But seriously, did anyone here watch "Golden Years" last night?  Didn't the
mad scientist remind you of Windom Earle?

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