Subject: WE as Cooper (rewrite of Annie kidnapping)
From: ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair)
Date: 1991-07-25, 12:01
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

(1)  The morning of the Miss TP contest  Nadine gets a necklace from an
anonymous admirer who hopes she will wear it that evening

(2) At the Miss TP contest, WE disguises himself as Cooper, somehow getting
the real Cooper out of the way.  (``I'm your doppleganger, stupid'' [CLONK!])
He goes around munching doughnuts, dictating to Dianne, etc.

(3) Grabs Annie.  Could have some fun with how she knows it's not the real
Cooper (``... you promised me this afternoon there wouldn't be anymore of
that stupid Tibet stuff.'')

(4) Nadine tries to rescue Annie.  WE/Cooper whips out the Dianne box and
presses a button.  Nadine's necklace zaps Nadine.

(5) Nadine recovers just as the real Cooper comes rushing into the hall...