Subject: Pie and Coffee for Everyone!
From: 2fowgodson@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Date: 1991-08-26, 18:44
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

This has got to be one of the "Most Excellent" newsnets I have seen!
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THIS NEWSNET WAS ON HERE UNTIL NOW, MY EXTREME LOSS!
WOE IS ME, WOE IS ME!  MY WIFE TEACHES SCHOOL IN A SMALL TOWN HERE IN NORTHEAST
KANSAS.  SHE AND A HANDFULL OF STUDENTS HAVE BECOME LOYAL CULT FOLLOWERS OF
TWIN PEAKS.  (SHE NAMED OUR CAT "COOPER ANNIE" IF THAT GIVES YOU A CLUE)
ONE OF HER STUDENTS WOULD JUST DIE IF HE KNEW THIS NEWSNET EXISTED.  THANKFULLY
HE DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE UNIVERSITY NETWORK. (THANKFULLY FOR YOU, OF
COURSE, SINCE HE WOULD BE LOGGED ON NEARLY TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY.

HERE'S A QUESTION FOR THE COGNICENTI OF TWIN PEAKS EVANGELISTS:

WHY DID EVERYONE'S (EVERYONE LIVING IN TWIN PEAKS, THAT IS) HAND SHAKE
WHEN WINDAM EARL WAS ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS THE PETROGLYPH AT OWL CAVE?

AND WHAT EXACLY DID THE LOG LADY'S HUSBAND HAVE TO DO WITH THE BURNT
MOTOR OIL AND GLASTONBURY GROVE, OR DID I MISS THE POINT?

2fowGODSON@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu

and my contribution to the wierd quotes following postings:

BOB!  BOB-oh!  BOBarammmavitch!  The BOBmeister!  Sir Bob of Boblandia!
As lovingly rendered by a Rob Schneider (SNL) impersonator.