Subject: The lodge that brushes blacker!
From: goomcb32@vulcan.anu.edu.au (Miles Goodhew)
Date: 1991-09-10, 03:57
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

I know why WE's teeth were black and his face was white!:

When he went to the opening the previous night, the "stars" were not in
conjunction, and in a vain effort to gain status within the black lodge,
he took a biiiig sip of burnt engine oil. Hence: black teeth, and
white face (Well, how the heck would you feel with a few litres of GTX
in you?)

MHG.
(no, I am *NOT* serious) :)