Subject: ALL FANS READ THIS!!!!!
From: morencym@merrimack.edu
Date: 1991-09-26, 08:45
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

        Look, why don't all of you people get a life. Twin Peaks 
was a spoof on detectives and such just to give you guys something to do 
with your lives.  All you idiots swallowed it up.  I bet you even 
bought the books they started churning out by the truckload.
        Listen, Her father killed her, END OF STORY!!!!!!  Lets
not become totally braindead by watching this, whadasay?

        You people are the dregs of society. GET A LIFE!!!!

                                      Mark.