Subject: Re: Patty Duke meets David Lynch (was Challenge to songwriters)
From: schultz@unixg.ubc.ca (Stewart Schultz)
Date: 1992-02-28, 13:11
Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks

In article <38038@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> nickles@sage.cc.purdue.edu (john nickles) writes:
> >
> >Here's Laura who lives life on a tear 
> >Had all the men from here to there
> >But Maddy, although she's no fool -ah
> >Remained a virgin in Missoula.
> >
> >What a Lynchian pair!

Okay, here's another verse.

Here's Laura the girl that Bob adores,
When he's around, she always scores!
But Maddy never had to run
Away from Mr. Ferguson..
What a wild duet!

-S. Schultz
(sorry this is a bit sick, but then so's Dave).