Subject: TP timeline, 2017-2021 From: saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) Date: 1992-04-16, 08:49 Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks Posted 10/11/91 This has been slightly revised since the last posting. This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian. Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here. This is for non-profit purposes. A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au (130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z Edwin Nomura enomura@ucsd.edu TIMELINE, episodes 2017 to 2021(double-length TV finale) -------------------------------------------------------- 22 Mar (Wednesday) [Episode 2017 - 3/28/91 Written by Barry Pullman Directed by James Foley] [Cooper's Prologue: March 28th, Thursday night. Diane, I want to bring you up to speed on a few recent developments. Nadine Hurley, 35 years old, persists in the belief that she is a high school girl. She has apparently fallen in love with Mike Nelson, high school varsity star. Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress. Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in the woods. Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine weasel. As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment; a premonition of happiness. I hope I will be ready when it comes. Mean- while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner. Windom continues to play his deadly game of chess. Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life. I have enlisted the aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate game. In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move. Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but remembers nothing. He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck. Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear. And while I am absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness and even sympathy. Sheriff Truman is suffering terribly as a result. When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from my dream. Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane? Do these events foretell BOB's return? I hope not...for all our sakes.] Morning -- Truman thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering breakfast. Truman refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels. 11:18 am (clock on wall) -- Annie, Norma's sister, arrives and is to start working at the RR -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo -- Hawk tells Cooper about Truman's condition. Doc said he can't figure Josie's cause of death. Her body weight was 65 lbs. -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things. Windom's got himself a laptop. He gets the latest move from Cooper in the paper. He doesn't like it. -- People from the Great Northern & Horne's store set up for a benefit show to save the pine weasel. Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine weasel. John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic. -- Cooper visits Truman and gives him the scoop on Josie. She had multiple felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt, Jonathan, and Cooper himself. Truman kicks him out. -- Catherine looks at plans and is visited by Jones, Eckhardt's executive assistant. She's got a gift for Catherine. -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with Donna and leaves a gift for Will -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at least six men are lost by such a game. Andy and Lucy argue over the knight's hook move. -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7, Major Briggs: Margaret: took a walk in the woods and /\ /\ /\ /\ was told that she had / \ / \ / \ / \ disappeared for a day. She /____\/____\ / \/\ /\/ \ got a tattoo on her leg. She /\ / \ / \ also heard an owl when her / \ /__________\ /__________\ husband died. All three have /____\ heard that call as well as seen the light. Afternoon -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic -- WIll and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig. She's informed that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago. The gift contains a note: KN to KB3. The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig was for a cemetery. [The board presently: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | | WB | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | WN | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | BP | | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | | BP | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ ] -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek. Donna watches. 6:05 pm (?) clock on wall -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest. "Easy Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it. Cooper meets Annie and gets a good strong cup of coffee she made. Windom in disguise watches Annie with Cooper, who notices Annie's scar. Cooper looks puzzled after Earle leaves unnoticed. Dusk -- Hawk gets Cooper. A drunken Truman wrecked all the furniture in the Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down. -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the Great Northern. A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike. Nadine smashes the bell. -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign. Dick is host for the fashion show. Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors. -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage. It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's, bites his nose and gets loose. Chaos ensues. Jack catches Audrey. -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed [Episode 2018 - 4/4/91 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels Directed by Duwayne Dunham] Wednesday evening (continued) -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips. He sees Josie in his haze and she tries to strangle him. They struggle and Truman triumphs. 23 Mar (Thursday) Morning -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room -- Truman tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South African consulate. There's a bonsai delivered this morning "from Josie." Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai. Earle was apparently high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as involved with Project Bluebook. Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm. -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelly), King of Spades (Cooper). The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks. -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben. Mike and Nadine check out. Donna and Audrey chat and wonder about their parents. -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago. She's got some old letters. Donna and Audrey eavesdrop. Eileen says stay away from her. -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Truman running for the restrooms. Gordon notices Shelly, likes what he sees and makes his move. He can hear her perfectly. -- Cooper and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window. He tells /\ her a joke about penguins, and she / \ mentions his sketch looks just \ / like the one at Owl Cave. \/ /\ / \ /\ / -< >- \ / \ / \ -------------/\-------------- / \ \ / \/ -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco. Her father asks about James and she asks about her mom and Ben. He seems like he's hiding something. Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen. -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library. He identifies her poem as Shelley. -- Shelly and Annie chat about Cooper -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope. He's going spelunking. -- Pete just called in the next move: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | | WB | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | WN | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | BP | BP | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ ] Cooper's in gear and ready to go. Cooper mentions that Shelly took Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing. -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her plane to Seattle leaves in an hour. John shows up to see this. He and Ben chat about how Ben can be good. He mentions he's fallen in love with Audrey and they munch on carrots. Night -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls. Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also there. They see the symbol on the wall. An owl flies around them. Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol. The middle diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end. The owl flies away. 9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane, runs into Annie at the Great Northern bar. Dale: Hello Annie. Annie: Hi. D: Can I get you something... oh, A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic. D: I see. A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was exotic, so... D: It's all new to you isn't it? A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they talk and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love. It's like a foreign language to me. I know just enough of the words to realize how little I understand. D: Man, I'd love to see the world through your eyes. A: Why? D: Oh, there are some things I might do different if I had the chance. A: Me too. [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and Annie notices him noticing. She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.] A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it might happen again. D: You want to talk about it? A: Not yet. D: Maybe I can help. A: Can you? D: If you want me to. A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful. D: I can handle that. A: Some people think I'm strange. D: I know the feeling. A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do things that you'd expect me to do. D: Annie I don't expect anything. A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer. D: Good. I'm glad. -- Earle explores Owl Cave: [Thw bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something. He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."] Windom: My, my, my. What have we ... [while turning his flashlight to other parts of the cave] ...here? /\ [Shot of the same petroglyph but upside / \ down on the ceiling from Windom's / \ point of view. This one is enclosed / \ in a diamond.] / \ / /\ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / \ / \ \ \ /\ /\ / / \ \/ \/ \/ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \/ W: Could it be? [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.] Yes. [Looks back at the ceiling.] The symbol inverted. [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh] Now. [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall is the same as the one on the ceiling. Andy's axe stuck in the "fire" symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins. The axe is now directly above the petroglyph on the wall. The axe falls out of the wall as the walls begin to shake more. Windom is backing out of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfaction. Dust coming off of the wall fills the screen.] 24 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2019 - 4/11/91 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton Directed by Johnathan Sanger] Morning -- Cooper, Andy, Hawk, and Truman are back at Owl Cave and find a new petroglyph. The tracks they find are the same ones outside the powerstation. Cooper deduces it was Earle. _______________________________________________________________________ BLACK O lollipops BLOB | O O ____ | | O O O ----- | | O O | /\ ______ | | \ | / giant o / \ ----__ \ _|_ / | little /PEAK\ /\ antlers____|SUN|____ | man / \ / \ |___| / \ / \ / @ \ / \ / | \ / ~~~~~~~~ / PEAK \ / | \ ~~~~LAKE~~/ \ flame 4 =falls=~~~~~~ / @ \ (cave) ||||||| ~~~~ oo ||||||| XX o o ||||||| XX o ring o ||||||| (various crisscrossing o o ||||||| lines everywhere) oo M A Y O R M C C H E E S E _______________________________________________________________________ -- Earle talks to Leo and a punk who thought he was invited to a party, about the White Lodge and the Black Lodge. On a computer is the petroglyph from Owl Cave. Earle: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged with the whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools, young and old, compelled to do good without reason. Heh-heh! But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this wretched place of saccharine excess. For there's another place, its opposite; a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare enter this frightful maw. Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations; they are as like to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy "Good day!" And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that its bearer might reorder the earth itself--to his liking! Now! This place I speak of--is known as the Black Lodge. And I intend to find it. -- Pete tries to create a poem on Josie but is interrupted by Catherine. She hasn't been able to open the box left by Eckhardt's assistant. Pete tells her it's a puzzle box that could take YEARS to open. Catherine: "Open it! I've been trying for days." -- At the RR Bobby tries to convince Shelly to enter the Miss TP pageant -- Elsewhere at the RR, Lana tries to convince the mayor to help her win the contest since he's a judge -- Cooper enters and orders coffee and donuts from Annie for his team, and makes a date with Annie (a nature study) for this afternoon. He overhears a piece of the poem Shelly was reciting and gets her piece of the poem. Blue plate special is 'Hearty Beaver Broth'. -- Cooper tells Truman that the message was from Earle. It was the poem that he sent to Caroline. -- Major Briggs points out an error in Andy's chalkboard rendition of the petroglyph. He's dreamed of it. Cooper says that Leo's disappearance, Owl Cave, and Earle are all related. He asks for Briggs' help, who ponders his situation and dedication to his work. We see a silhouette of a hooded figure. When it comes toward the screen, a starscape is seen inside, and an owl flies in the starscape and we then see a wall of fire appear. Briggs agrees to help. Hawk brings in Leo's arrest report, which Cooper compares to the poem and concludes it was Leo's handwriting. -- Dick and Ben chat. Ben: Sometimes the urge to do bad...is nearly overpowering. -- The punk is in a papermache (pawn) and Earle asks for an arrow. Leo doesn't want to but those shocks from his collar convinces him to. Earle loads a crossbow and shoots the punk. 3:35 pm (clock on wall) -- The Miss Twin Peaks Committee (Doc Hayward, the Mayor, and Pete) meets and listens to Ben who wants the topic of the pageant to be to save the forests -- Miss TP contestants gather. Mike: "Do you have any idea what a combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?" 3:36 pm (grandfather clock) -- Truman and Catherine talk about Josie and why she did what she did. She shows him the puzzle box. Pete shows up and drops it, opening it. The contents seems to be another puzzle box which consists of two concentric rings of symbols. The inner ring is made up of symbols corresponding to the phases of the moon. The outer ring is made up mostly of zodiac symbols. Clock position Inner Symbol Outer Symbol (moonphase) (zodiac) -------------------------------------------------------- 12:00 Full Moon Libra 1:30 Waxing Gibbous Pisces 3:00 First Quarter Cancer (modified)* 4:30 Waxing Crescent Unknown** 6:00 New Moon Aries 7:30 Waning Crescent Sagittarius 9:00 Third Quarter Taurus 10:30 Waning Gibbous Gemini * The Cancer symbol differs from that shown in the dictionary. Essentially, it's like a lowercase sigma with a long , straight tail and another similarly modified sigma, rotated 180 degrees, directly beneath it. ** This symbol is a large circle with four much smaller circles just outside it at clock positions 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, and 1:30. The overall effect is that of a paw. Perhaps it's a different sign for Leo. Sometime after 4:00 (Cooper tells Annie he'll pick her up at 4:00 sharp) -- Annie and Coop in a boat. Annie tells Cooper that she had one senior year boyfriend and because of him, there are scars on her wrist before she entered the convent. Cooper kisses her twice. Earle watches. -- A wine tasting party which Dick is hosting with a bandaged nose -- Gordon again speaks normally to Shelly. When Cooper and Annie appear Gordon tells them and Shelly that he's leaving but he'll try to return to TP to be with Shelly. He gives her two kisses, the first interrupted by Bobby who is expressing his disbelief. -- Lana and Andy find banana and chocolate in the taste of the wine they taste. Lucy spits wine in Dick's face. -- Jack and Cooper chat about love. Jack receives a telegram and quickly makes arrangements to check out. -- Donna still wants to know about Eileen's involvement with Ben, and she is thinking of studying overseas. Eileen wants more peas. -- Hooded silhouette but with a half moon where the head is. The owl flies. -- Cooper and the police at the gazebo. There's a crate on the gazebo. On it there's a ring on a sign that says "PULL ME". Cooper does from a distance using a police line tied to the ring and a rock. He shoots the rock and the crate opens. The punk is in a chess piece sculpture with a sign saying that "Next time it will be someone you know." [The board presently: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | | | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | WN | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | BP | WB | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | | | BP by WB | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ ] [Episode 2020 - 4/18/91 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal] Friday evening (continued) -- The cops haul the pawn off the gazebo. A friend of the punk in the pawn describes how Scott, wearing a weird suit, came out of the woods, saying he had beer so Rusty Tomaski the punk went with him. Andy cries. Cooper thinks Earle is playing off the board since Earle didn't tell him his move. 25 Mar (Saturday) Morning -- Lucy tells Truman that Hawk is feeding breakfast to some guy she's never seen before because he looked sad. She tells Andy tomorrow is D-Day (Dad Day) when she'll choose the father of her baby. She's also going to enter the Miss Twin Peaks contest and Andy's got some ideas for her speech. -- At the Great Northern, Jack checks to see if there are any messages for him from Audrey -- Doc Hayward, after examining Ben, gives him a clean bill of health, and tells him to stay away from Eileen. Ben says not as long as the lie survives. Jack enters, looking for Audrey. He has to leave because his partner was murdered. -- Donna Marie Hayward finds a blank space on her birth certificate under the "Father" entry and some pictures of her parents with Ben. Hawk is on the phone for her. -- Audrey returns and runs into Hawk who tells her it is important to see Cooper immediately -- Jack and Ben chat. Jack's got to take his partner's place in the Rain Forest business. He's got something for Audrey. -- Briggs has Cappy look for symbols and has some information for Cooper and Truman. Earle was the best and brightest of them, but became obsessive and destructive when the attention turned from outer space to Twin Peaks and so was removed from the project. E: These, uh, these evil sorcerers, uh,...dugpas, they're called...they, uh, cultivate evil for the sake of evil, nothing else, they, uh, express themselves in darkness, for darkness without leavening motive, uh--Now this, this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion, and with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power! Th-this place of power is tangible and as such it can be found, entered, and perhaps utilized in, in some fashion. Th-the dugpas have, have, many names for it, but chief among them (coughs) is the, uh, is the Black Lodge. You don't believe me, do you? You think I'm mad. Overworked. Go away. C: (pauses tape) Gentlemen, when Windom Earle arrived in Twin Peaks I assumed he had come for vengeance. For me. But I miscalculated. He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I care for, he has murdered innocents; he has engaged us in subterfuge and red herring-- a fish I don't particularly care for. But all of these acts are merely camouflage; he's been after something else all along. The Black Lodge. Fellas, we need to find out what this (points to monitor), the Black Lodge, has to do with that! (points to drawing of map) Cooper and Truman will look through the old files and Briggs will go for a walk. -- Earle, eavesdropping on Cooper, Truman, and Briggs, laughs. Leo pockets the shocker. -- At the RR, a pie-eater's hand shakes. Bobby and Shelly discuss her speech and his recent inattention to Shelly. Cooper's on the phone for Shelly. 7:52 am (clock on wall) -- At the roadhouse, the mayor tells Lana she's gonna win since the other judges are gonna be Norma and Dick. She says she'll marry after she wins. -- Cooper has Shelly, Audrey, and Donna compare stories of running into strange people. Shelly recognizes Leo's handwriting. Cooper tells them they need to check into the sheriff's everyday at 9 am and 9 pm. -- Earle babbles, Leo cleans, recognizes Shelly on the card and shocks himself -- Audrey enters the Great Northern just missing Jack on his way out. Ben wants Audrey to enter Miss Twin Peaks so she can speak about his cause. He mentions Jack's flight so she takes off, getting Pete, who babbles about seeing Josie's face, to drive her. Something surprises Ben. -- Cooper and Truman ponder the petroglyph. Andy goes to call Mrs. Briggs to find out about Briggs who should've arrived by now. Cooper talks about Annie then gets the hand shakes. -- Briggs in the woods, stops at a tree, touches it and his tattoo, and is shot by Earle in a horse outfit -- Jack prepares to take off 10:34 am (clock on wall) -- Cooper and Annie chat then kiss. Plates fall. -- Pete and Audrey catch up to Jack. They proclaim their love for each other and she says she's a virgin and wants him to make love with her. Pete cries and gets the hand shakes. -- Earle interrogates Briggs strung up on a target. Windom: "What do you fear most...in this world?" Major: "The possibility that love is not enough." Briggs: "There's a time if Jupiter and Saturn meet, they will receive you." He also says something like "That gum you like is coming back" backwards. -- Andrew and Catherine fiddle with the puzzle box. After trying Eckhardt's birthday and his own birthday, he tries the day the gift arrived and it opens, revealing another box. Andrew smashes it, revealing a metal box. -- Annie and Cooper dance. She mentions entering the Miss Twin Peaks pageant. The Giant appears to Cooper with a mouthed warning, "no, no." Dusk -- Pete wakes in his truck. The jet takes off for Brazil. Audrey's still here. Pete: "There are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight..." -- Cooper's vision of the Giant ends. Mayor: "This isn't right. There's something wrong here." -- Leo and Briggs writhe in pain. Earle determines the petroglyph is a map. Night -- BOB appears in Glastenberry Grove, "I'm out!" 26 Mar (Sunday) [Episode 2021 - 6/10/91 Part 1 Written by Barry Pullman Directed by Tim Hunter] Morning -- Leo reaches for the key and frees Briggs. L: "Save Shelly" -- Ghostly Earle returns with a new game for Leo. He's got something in a bag. 1:05 pm (clock on wall) -- Norma, Shelly, and Annie chat about the Miss Twin Peaks pageant. Norma won the first one 20 years ago. -- Ben and Audrey talk about Jack. He's got some philosophy books from which he hopes to learn how to be good. Audrey reports that the Packards are using the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash to their Ghostwood project. Ben hopes to expose this and still wants Audrey to make a speech. -- Andy stares at the petroglyph. Cooper tells Truman about how he thinks Josie died of fear and a vision of BOB immediately afterwards. Earle eavesdrops and talks to Leo about getting Miss Twin Peaks. Leo's teeth are clamped on a string from which a flimsy cage of spiders hang over him. -- Pinkle has the Miss Twin Peaks contestants rehearse a dance. The mayor, Dick, and Norma discuss criteria, then Lana seduces Dick in a storage room. 1:17 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper tells Diane he just finished his second meditation. Annie arrives wanting help with her speech. The pageant is in 6 hours. They end up in bed. -- Nadine shows slides of her wrestling. Jacoby has Nadine (with Mike) and Ed (with Norma) discuss their breaking up. Both proclaim they are getting married. -- Briggs is picked up by Hawk -- Cooper and Truman attempt to question Briggs. Cooper smells haliperidol on him. Andy looks at the petroglyph again. -- Andrew, Pete, and Catherine are still wrestling with the box. Andrew finally shoots it open. Inside is a key, which Catherine puts in a cake-saver so it is in plain sight. -- Donna demands the truth from uncooperative Will and Eileen -- Andy looks at the petroglyph again. Cooper figures out from a book that the petroglyph tells of a time when Jupiter and Saturn are in conjunction. Briggs mutters "protect the queen" and "fear and love open the doors." Andy knocks the bonsai to the floor. Truman goes to pick it up and discovers the bug. 7:00 approx (Annie to Cooper, "in 6 hours") -- The Miss Twin Peaks pageant, opening dance number. Pinkle makes his move on the Log Lady. Talent competition begins. Lucy dances. -- Earle as the Log Lady knocks out Bobby. Lana dances. -- Audrey makes her speech. Donna demands and gets the truth from Ben. He's her father. -- Annie makes her speech. Earle watches from the rafters. -- Lucy makes her announcement to Andy and Dick that she wants Andy to be the baby's father. Andy then goes to look for Cooper. -- Annie is named Miss Twin Peaks. Lights go out and chaos ensues as Nadine is hit on the head with a sandbag, Cooper sees Earle, and Earle takes Annie. Power is restored and Andy tells Cooper he's figured out the petroglyph to be a map. [Part 2 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton & Robert Engels Directed by David Lynch] Night -- Lucy and Andy discuss what happened at the pageant -- Cooper, with Truman and Hawk, ponders the petroglyph and "Fire walk with me." Pete enters and says the Log Lady stole his truck which had 12 rainbow trout in the bed. The circle of 12 sycamore trees is where Hawk found the bloody towel and ripped pages - Glastenberry Grove. The Log Lady arrives with some oil which her husband said is the opening to a gateway. Cooper determines it to be what Jacoby smelled. Ronette is brought in and recognizes the smell of that oil from the night Laura died. -- Earle takes Annie to the circle of trees and beyond the red curtains -- Nadine is 35 again. She wants to know who Mike is, why Norma is there, and where her drape runners are. -- Ben apologizes to Eileen. Donna cries for Will to be her father. Slyvia walks in and Will belts Ben, who hits his head on the fireplace. -- Andrew switches the mystery key with another he has for a safety deposit box -- Cooper and Truman find Pete's truck. They head into the woods. Cooper goes alone, with Truman following, and sees an owl and the sycamore trees. He enters the curtains into the red room. The little man from another place is there. Another man sings, then disappears. -- Andy comes looking for Truman 27 Mar (Monday) Morning -- 10 hours later, Truman and Andy are still waiting for Cooper 7:25 am (Andrew's watch) -- Audrey practices civil disobedience and chains herself to the bank vault. Andrew and Pete arrive and open the safety deposit box to discover a bomb that goes off. Eckhardt's note: Got you, Andrew, Love, Thomas. -- Bobby tells Shelly he wants to marry her. Heidi arrives for work. -- Leo still surviving -- Jacoby brings Sarah to Mr. and Mrs. Briggs. Sarah has a message for Garland: "I'm in the Black Lodge...with Dale Cooper. I'm waiting for you." -- Cooper and the little man from another place sitting in the red room. LMFAP: When you see me again, it won't be me. This is the waiting room. Would you like some coffee? Some of your friends are here. Laura: Hello Agent Cooper. {winks, snaps her fingers} I'll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile... {presents her hands} Great Northern room service waiter: Hoo! Woo, woo, woo, woo {with hand in front of mouth--the "Indian noise"} Hallelujah! LMFAP: Hallelujah! GNRSW: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. {sets down solid coffee for Cooper} Giant: One and the same. {LMFAP rubs his hands. Cooper picks up his coffee - it's liquid. When he's about to drink, it's solid. LMFAP continues rubbing his hands. The coffee's liquid. LMFAP continues rubbing his hands. The coffee's viscous.} LMFAP: Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me. {Fire. A scream. Strobe effect. Cooper walks to the other room. Identical furniture but empty. Back to the original room.} LMFAP: Wrong way {Cooper goes back to to the other room. LMFAP babbles excitedly. Then:} LMFAP: Another friend. {Maddy enters wearing a black dress identical to Laura's. LMFAP continues to babble, ducks behind a chair.} Maddy: I'm Maddy. Watch out for my cousin. {can't see whether her eyes are white} {Cooper goes back to the original room. It's empty. Then:} LMFAP (shadow self): Doppelganger Laura (shadow self): {presenting hands} {angrily} Meanwhile {screams, climbs up on the chair} {Back to the other room. Empty, but Cooper is bleeding from his stomach. There's a trail of blood on the floor-- Cooper follows it back to the original room. Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding. No, it's Annie. Annie gets up.} Cooper: Caroline? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? {Cooper goes back to the other room. Annie/Caroline is standing there, wearing the black dress from the pageant} Annie: Dale. I saw the face of the man who killed me. Cooper: Annie...the face of the man who killed you? Annie: It was my husband. Cooper: Annie? Annie: Who's Annie? It's me, it's me, it's me. Cooper: Caroline? {Annie changes to Caroline (shadow self), in Caroline's dress} Caroline (shadow self): You must be mistaken. I'm alive. {Laura (shadow self) screaming, then turns into Windom Earle.} {Annie, in pageant dress, appears off to the side, vanishes} Earle: Dale Cooper. If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live. Cooper: I will. {Earle stabs Cooper. Fire. Rewind. BOB appears, grabs Earle} BOB: {to Earle} Be quiet. Be quiet. {to Cooper} You go. He is wrong. He can't ask for your soul. I will take his. {a spout of fire appears over Earle's head, and his head slumps forward} {Cooper's shadow self enters as Cooper leaves, crouches beside BOB, and laughs with him} {Cooper exits into the hallway} Leland (shadow self): I did not kill anybody. {Cooper's shadow self chases Cooper and catches up to him. BOB laughs.} Night -- Cooper and Annie are back -- Will tends to Cooper in his bed. Annie's at the hospital and will be okay. Cooper gets up, "I need to brush my teeth." In the bathroom, BOB has Cooper ram his head into the mirror. "How's Annie?!" -- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000