Subject: TP: THE ^TWIN PEAKS^ TIMELINE (WITH MOVIE **SPOILERS**) From: enomura@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Eddie the 'ead) Date: 1992-06-20, 22:37 Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks,rec.arts.tv,rec.arts.movies,bit.listserv.cinema-l The ^Twin Peaks^ Timeline Compiled by Edwin Nomura This has been extensively revised since the last posting. Changes are in almost every episode. This timeline covers only events mentioned or that have taken place in the television series Twin Peaks. Material from other books or tapes has been ignored. There are spoilers all throughout so don't even read about an episode if you haven't seen the entire series and don't want spoilers. This version incorporates fairly detailed events from the movie _Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and the Last Seven Days of Laura Palmer_, so if you don't want spoilers, then don't read. All entries preceded by a # are from the movie. My source for the movie is the shooting script, dated August 8, 1991. There have been posts saying that in releases so far overseas that many scenes have been trimmed. Shortly after the movie is released here on Aug 28, I will make the appropriate changes and post a final version. This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian. Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here. A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au (130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z This timeline is for private use only and may be distributed freely. Edwin Nomura enomura@ucsd.edu -- 1913 (approx) (Truman to Sternwood, 2005) -- Joshua Palmer, Leland's grandfather, brings over the family ?? (Jerry to Ben, 2008) -- Ben, Jerry, and Louise Dombrowski dancing on the hook rug 1959 (Will to Cooper, 2001) -- Elks Club fire 1962 (Will and Truman to Cooper, 2010) -- Dwayne Milford first runs for mayor 1965 (approx) -- Windom Earle may have begun searching for the Black Lodge (Cooper to Truman, 2021) -- FBI loans out Earle to the Air Force (Gordon to Cooper, 2018) -- Ed and Norma get together ("for 4 years," Ed to Cooper, 2001) 1969 (Briggs to Cooper, 2013) -- Project Bluebook officially disbanded - 2 - 1969 (approx) -- Bookhouse Boys formed ("going on 20 years now," Truman to Cooper, 1003) -- Eileen gets love letters from Ben ("20 years," Ben to Eileen, 2018) -- Norma runs off with Hank. Ed and Nadine get together and marry. On the honeymoon, Ed shoots out Nadine's eye accidentally. (Ed to Cooper, 2001) Mar ("20th anniversary," Shelly to Norma, 2021) -- Norma wins the first Miss Twin Peaks pageant Apr -- Hank and Norma get married ("20 years ago, next month," Hank to Norma, 1007) -- Norma begins working at the RR ("20 years this April," Norma to Nadine, 2007) Jul (one of Jacoby's umbrellas, 1007) -- Jacoby's umbrella from Kahala Hilton 1974 (Cooper to Jerry, 2008) -- Jerry graduates last in his class of 142 from Gonzaga University Aug (one of Jacoby's umbrellas, 1007) -- Jacoby's umbrella: I first lay eyes on Wimsey ?? (Audrey to Donna, 1002) -- Ben sings to Laura 1981 (approx) (Catherine to Pete, 2014) -- Eckhardt plans Andrew's death 1982 (approx) ("for 3 years," Cooper to Truman, 2014) -- Cooper and Earle begin playing chess everyday for three years. Cooper never wins. 1983 -- Andrew Packard brings Josie over from Hong Kong to be his wife ("6 years ago," Truman to Cooper, 1000) -- Josie's job begins ("6 years," Jonathan to Josie, 2004) 1983 (approx) (Will to Andy and Dick, 2014) -- Nicky born after conceived in assault. Mother dies in childbirth. 1984 ("5 years," Ben to Audrey, 2007) -- Ben takes on as owner of OEJ 1984 (approx) ("I was 13 or 14," Donna to Harold, 2005) -- Donna and Laura meet Josh, Rick and Tim 1985 -- Caroline killed while under Earle's and Cooper's assigned protection. Cooper is wounded and Earle is institutionalized. ("4 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 2014) -- Jeffrey first beats Evelyn ("4 years ago," Malcolm to James, 2012) - 3 - 1986 -- Cooper has a dream where he learns the deductive technique he exercises in 1002 and becomes deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people ("3 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 1002) -- The real Mrs. Tremond's mother dies (Tremond to Donna, 2009) Apr 1986 (Cooper to Leo, 1003) -- Leo cited for an illegal U turn 1987 ("1 1/2 years," Lucy to Cooper, 2004) -- Andy and Lucy start going out Aug (approx) -- Josie hires Hank to kill Andrew Packard but Catherine and Andrew stage his death in a boating accident [Truman first tells Cooper Packard died "last year" (1000) but later tells him it happened "a year and a half ago" (1001)] -- Hank takes the fall for the killing of an unnamed vagrant, is convicted of vehicular manslaughter and sent to jail Nov (Cooper to Leo, 1003) -- Leo cited for a drunk and disorderly 1988 -- Something at Mr. Blodgett's barn causes Andy to break down and cry ("last year," Truman to Andy, 1000) -- Denise discovers wearing women's clothes calms him ("last year," Denise to Cooper, 2011) #Jan # -- Teresa moves into the Canyon Trailer Park (Teresa's file, FWWM) # -- Teresa rents a trailer from Mrs. Simmons (Rodd to Desmond and Stanley, # FWWM) # -- Teresa and another girl come looking for work at Hap's. There's only # one opening so Teresa takes it. Irene nevers sees the friend again. # (Irene to Desmond and Stanley, FWWM) #Feb [Fire Walk With Me (movie) - 8/28/92 # Written by David Lynch and Bob Engels # Directed by David Lynch] # "just before [Teresa's] time" (Irene to Desmond and Stanley, FWWM) # -- Teresa's left arm goes dead for three days # -- Teresa Banks' body, wrapped in plastic, floats through Hells Canyon, # drifting along in Wind River # -- Gordon's office in Portland. He calls for Agent Chester Desmond. # -- Fargo, North Dakota. Desmond and another agent are in the middle of # busting some prostitutes. Desmond's car phone rings and Cole tells # him he's needed out west. # -- Airport outside of Portland. Desmond arrives. In the security lounge, # Cole introduces him to Sam Stanley. Lil walks in, wearing a red wig, # and does a dance. She makes a sour face, walks in place, puts one - 4 - # hand in her pocket, and makes a fist with the other while blinking # both eyes. Cole says it's her mother's sister girl and holds four # fingers in front of his eyes. Cole will be heading back to Philadelphia # today. # -- On the highway, Desmond explains Lil's dance to Stanley. The sour face # means they're gonna have problems with the local authorities. Both # eyes blinking means there's going to be trouble higher up - Desmond # guesses a sheriff and a deputy. The one hand in her pocket means they # are hiding something and the other hand made into a fist means they are # going to be belligerent. Walking in place means there's going to be a # lot of legwork. Desmond figures Cole saying "mother's sister's girl" # means the sheriff's uncle is in federal prison. The red wig means # they are headed into a dangerous situation. Stanley noticed that the # dress was altered. Desmond explains it means drugs. There was a # blue rose pinned to her dress but Desmond won't explain what it # means. Stanley asks about Cole's tie but Desmond says it's just Cole's # bad taste. # 4:30 pm (Cable to Desmond) # -- Desmond and Stanley arrive at the sheriff's station in Deer Meadow. # The deputy, Cliff Howard, and the secretary try to get them to wait # around for a long time but Desmond pinches Cliff's nose and walks into # the sheriff's office. Desmond demands all pertinent information # regarding Teresa Banks from a belligerent Sheriff Cable. On his way # out, Desmond notices a framed newspaper clipping on the wall. It # reads "Cable Bends Steel" and there is a picture of Cable bending # a steel bar into a U shape. # -- As Desmond and Stanley walk to the adjoining morgue, they see a pile # of steel bars. Stanley figures the entire office, furniture included, # is worth $27,000. # -- At the morgue, Desmond reads Teresa's file. She worked the night shift # at Hap's Truck Stop. No one came to claim the body and no next of kin. # Stanley pulls out a special machine, then into his recorder, he reports # a crushed skull, probable cause repeated blows to the back of the head. # They notice that her ring is missing and Desmond doesn't find it in the # personal effects. Stanley finds something under Teresa's ring finger. # It's the letter T. # 3:33 am (clock on wall) # -- Stanley zips up Teresa in a body bag # -- Stanley and Desmond head out to Hap's Diner. There in the manager's # office, they question the manager Jack. Someone is working in the room # on a light that keeps buzzing and shorting. He doesn't know what he's # doing so he pokes at the wiring. # -- At the counter, they question Jack's wife Irene. Irene pours them some # coffee and Stanley cases the restaurant. She says that Teresa worked # for a month, could never get to work on time and had a problem with # cocaine. Irene never actually saw her use it, though. # Old guy: {gets Desmond's attention} You talking about that little # girl that was murdered? # Desmond: You have something to tell us? # OG: yeah. # D: What? # OG: I can tell shit from shinola. Gets me a long way down the road. - 5 - Desmond sees Stanley holding his coffee in his left hand so he asks him the time. Stanley spills his coffee over himself. Irene, about to go off duty, mentions that Teresa's left arm, for three days just before she died, went completely dead. # Dawn # -- Desmond and Stanley arrive at Canyon Trailer Court and wake up Carl # Rodd (he has a sign on his door, "Do not disturn before 9 a.m... ever"). # Rodd is louder than Cole. Desmond and Stanley look around Teresa's # trailer. They find no ring. Stanley writes into a notebook, muttering, # "$5600." Desmond notices a picture hanging on the wall. Under a # magnifying glass, he sees Teresa's wearing a ring in it. # -- After Rodd brings them some coffee, Cliff pokes his head into the # trailer. He says that he lives there also and was at a party the night # Teresa died. # Desmond: Did you know Teresa Banks? # Cliff: Got a couple of cups of coffee at Hap's from her. That's it. # By the way where do you get off questioning a lawman? I could ask # you the same question. # D: No you couldn't. # -- Cliff heads off to work. Desmond bends down and finds a Titleist # golf ball under the trailer. # Midday # -- At the Sheriff's station, Cable won't let the FBI take the body. # Cable challenges Desmond to a discussion. Desmond kicks his ass. # -- Stanley gets in the crime van with Teresa's body, on his way to Portland # Day # -- Desmond is back at the trailer park. Carl points out which trailer # is Cliff's, then goes back into his own. Desmond walks around Cliff's # trailer, then gets a strange feeling. He looks past Teresa's trailer # to the edge of the park where he sees a hand appear in the window # of a trailer. The hand disappears. Desmond walks over to the trailer # and sees a mound of dirt with a small indentation at the top. Teresa's # ring is in it. He reaches out to touch it and disappears. #(Thursday) (Cooper to Diane, FWWM) # Day # -- Philadelphia. # Cole: EVERY SYLLABLE OF EVERY WORD IS THE SOUND OF TWO HANDS # CLAPPING. IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID, ALBERT? # Albert: Six to eight hands clapping. I was referring to the # possibility of a little silence. # {The phone rings, Cole answers} # -- Cooper is in Diane's office, trying to figure out what she changed. # He's got it. She moved the clock 12 inches to the left. Now she # has to clean the coffee cup. He goes over to Cole and Albert. # Cole tells him that Desmond has disappeared. # Day # -- Stanley's apartment in Spokane. There are adding machines on # workbenches everywhere. He shows Cooper his special machine then - 6 - # the letter he found under Teresa's fingernail. # 4:20 pm (Cooper to Diane) # -- Rodd points the way to Cliff's trailer but Cooper picks up the same # vibe that struck Desmond and walks in the opposite direction. # He finds tire tracks where a trailer used to be. # Cooper: Can you tell me who's trailer it was... and who stayed in # the trailer? # Carl: An old woman and her grandson. # Cooper: Can you tell me what their names were? # Carl: Chalfont. Weird. Chalfont was the name of the folks that # rented the space before they did. Two Chalfonts. # Cooper feels something and stands. He sees a car under a tree and # close to the tracks. It's Desmond's. # Cooper: {into recorder} Diane, it's 4:20 in the afternoon. I am # standing here at Wind River where they found the body of Teresa # Banks. Diane, this case has got a strange feeling for me. Not # only has Agent Chester Desmond disappeared but this is one of # Cole's Blue Rose cases. The clues that were found by Agent # Desmond and Agent Stanley have led to dead ends. The letter # below the fingernail gives me the feeling that the killer will # strike again. But like the song says, "...who knows where or # when." 9 Feb (Andy to Cooper, 2001) -- Leo in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana Aug -- Laura gets her safety deposit box ("6 months ago," clerk to Cooper, 1000) -- Laura begins seeing Dr. Jacoby ("6 months," Jacoby to Cooper, 1004) Sep -- Leo cited for an aggravated assault. Charges later dropped. (Cooper to Leo, 1003) -- Ernie Niles gets out of jail ("6 months," Ernie to Hank, 2008) Oct -- Lucy starts seeing Dick every Thursday night ("for 3 months," Lucy to Dick, 2003) Dec -- Laura begins seeing James ("2 months ago," Donna to mom, 1001) -- Laura and James are in the woods and Laura recites some poem about fire, and asks James "You want to play with fire, little boy? Would you like to play with Bob?" ("one night when we first started seeing each other," James to Truman, 2001) Jan 1989 -- Truman starts seeing Josie ("6 weeks," Truman to Cooper, 1000) -- Lucy and Dick have an encounter on a display bed in Horne's Home Furnishings ("6 weeks," Lucy to Dick, 2003) 5 Feb (Sunday) (Cooper to James, 1000) -- Laura and James and the locket - 7 - 6 Feb (Monday) (date at top of page in diary, 1000) -- "Day One" (entry in Laura's diary). 12 Feb (Sunday) -- The picnic ("2 Sundays ago," James to Cooper, 1001) 15 Feb (Wednesday) 9:15 pm ("last night," Donna to Laura) -- James calls Donna looking for Laura #16 Feb (Thursday) ("seven days before") # Morning # -- In Twin Peaks, Laura walks outside her house. # 10:10 am (Cooper to Cole [Cooper incorrectly says it is the 15th]) # -- In Philadelphia, Cooper tells Cole that he is worried about today # from a dream he told him about. He then looks at the calendar and # checks his watch. He walks from the room into the hallway and looks # into the lens of the surveillance camera. He runs into to the # surveillance room and sees an empty hallway on the monitor. # -- In Buenos Aires, Phillip Jeffries checks into a hotel, The Palm Deluxe. # The bellhop picks up Jeffries' bag and they head up to his room, 612. # -- Cooper runs back to the hall, then back to the surveillance room. # The monitor shows an empty hallway. He runs back into the hallway. # Behind him, at the end of the hall, a door opens and Phillip # Jeffries enters the hallway, headed towards Cooper, who doesn't see # him because he is staring intently into the camera. Cooper runs # back to the surveillance room and sees on the monitor himself staring # into the camera, then Phillip Jeffries walking past him towards the # camera. # -- Gordon calls Cooper to his office. Albert and Cole are staring # bug-eyed at Jeffries. # Cole: PHILLIP! # Albert: {stands up} Phillip! # {Jeffries moves into the room, Cooper steps in} # Cooper: Phillip? # Cole: COOPER, MEET THE LONG LOST PHILLIP JEFFRIES. YOU MAY HAVE # HEARD OF HIM AT THE ACADEMY. # Jeffries: I'm not going to talk about Judy. Keep Judy out of this. # Cooper: But... # Cole: STAND FAST, COOP. # J: {pointing at Cooper} Who do you think that is there? # A: Suffered some bumps on the old noggin', eh, Phil? # Cole: WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY? {pointing at Cooper} THAT'S # SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER. {focusing on Jeffries} ARE YOU # OKAY, JEFFRIES? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? # J: I want to tell you everything, but I don't have a lot to go on. # But I'll tell you one thing: Judy is positive about this. # A: How interesting. I thought we were going to keep Judy out # of this. # J: {sits down} Listen to me carefully. I saw one of their # meetings. It was above a convenience store. - 8 - # A: Who's meeting? Where have you been? # Cole: FOR GOD'S SAKE, JEFFRIES, YOU'BE BEEN GONE DAMN NEAR TWO YEARS. # J: It was a dream. {takes Albert's arm} We live inside a dream. # A: And it's raining Post Toasties. # J: NO, NO. I found something... in Seattle at Judy's... And then, # there they were... {Albert's about to say something, but Cole # stops him} They say quietly for hours. # Flashback: # Six people in a large, barren, filthy room. Cheap plastic storm # windows flap in the cold win. The Man From Another Place (Mike) # and BOB sit at a formica table. Behind them on plastic torn chairs # huddle Mrs. Tremond and her grandson. Two big woodsmen with full # beards sit quietly. [Dialogue is subtitled] # First woodsman: We have descended from pure air. # MFAP: Going up and down. Intercourse between the two worlds. # BOB: Light of new discoveries. # Mrs. Tremond: Why not be composed of materials and combinations # of atoms? # Grandson: This is no accident. # MFAP: This is a formica table. Green is its color. {touches table} # FW: Our world. # MFAP: With chrome. And everything will proceed cyclically. # Second Woodsman: Boneless. # Mike: Yes, find the middle place. # BOB: {screams with anger} I HAVE THE FURY OF MY OWN MOMENTUM. # G: Fell a victim. # MFAP: {raises hand} Fire Walk With Me. # BOB: {claps his hand, circle of fire appears in room} # Fire Walk With Me. # {Through the circle is the red room. BOB crawls in, Mike yells # and leaps in after him.} # SW: Thus time moves on. # Back in the FBI office: # J: I followed. {begins to cry, to himself:} The ring... ring... # Cole: {hinting} ALBERT, I'LL TAKE THAT SECOND MINERAL WATER. # { Albert gets the message and leaves discreetly} PHILLIP, LET'S # CALM DOWN AND GET ALL OF THIS INTERESTING STORY ON PAPER. {into # intercom} HELLO... HELLO. {nothing but static, the wiring and # fluorescent lights start to hum} LET ME HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS. MY # DEVICE IS FAULTY. WHERE THE HELL IS THE SOUND IN THIS THING? # {pounds intercom} MAYDAY... # J: {hearing "may," turns to look at the calendar} May? 1989? # {Calendar shows 1989. Cooper looks out of the room to see if anyone # is coming to help Cole. Static grows louder.} # Cole: WHAT... AM I ALONE? {Cole turns back to Jeffries, who has # disappeared. Papers from Cole's desk are sticking to Jeffries' # chair.} HE'S GONE. # Cooper: {back into the room} What? # Cole: ALBERT, COME BACK HERE. HE'S GONE. CALL THE FRONT DESK. # A: {on phone} I've got the front desk right now. He never # was here. No record of him entering the building... and the # doctors should be here any minute. # Cole: GREAT. I, MYSELF, AM GOING TO BE READY FOR THEM. # Cooper: What's going on? - 9 - # {Albert rushes back into room} # Cole: QUICKLY MEN... WORD ASSOCIATION, COOP. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING # ABOUT RIGHT NOW? # Cooper: Teresa Banks. # Cole: Albert? # A: Tylenol. # Cole: WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT TERESA BANKS, COOP? # Cooper: It was a year ago today that Teresa Banks was killed. I'm # wondering if the murderer will ever kill again. # Cole: ALBERT, WHY TYLENOL? # A: No offense, sir, but after a day with you it is mandatory. # -- Back in Buenos Aires, Jeffries is standing in the hallway of the hotel. # The wall behind him is seared black and smoking. A maid whimpers, # trying to stave away an epileptic fit. The bellhop turns back to see # Jeffries. # J: {to Bellhop} Hey... hey... # Bellhop: {half crying} Oh, Mr. Jeffries. De shit it come out of # my ass! Santa Maria, where did you go? # -- Cooper plays back the surveillance camera tape for Cole. # Cooper: He was here. # -- Donna joins Laura in walking to school. They talk about math, James # calling Donna last night, Laura knowing Bobby seeing someone else, # and Bobby being pissed because he think's Laura's seeing someone else. # -- Donna runs into Mike at school # -- James and Laura agree to meet at 2:30 # -- Laura ducks into the bathroom to do a quick hit of cocaine. # Schoolbell rings. # -- Bobby's late to school again. He kisses the trophy case with Laura's # picture in it. # # 2:30 pm (clock on wall) # -- James and Laura meet in the custodian's room. She says she loves him # but it doesn't matter. They make love on the floor. # # End of school (bell ringing) # -- Bobby's pissed at Laura since he couldn't find her for the last hour # After school # -- Donna and Laura are eating nuts at Donna's. Eileen rolls in to check # on the nuts and motors out. They talk about James, Bobby, and Mike. # D: Do you think that if you were falling in space you would slow # down after a while or go faster and faster? # L: Faster and faster. For a long time you wouldn't feel anything. # Then you would burst into fire... forever. # -- Laura returns home. No one else is home. She goes to her room, # lights up a cigarette, takes the cocaine out of her public diary # and takes a snort. She gets out her private diary from behind the # dresser, ready to write in it, when she notices pages are missing. # She panics, taking it and running from the room. Down the stairs, # she nearly collides with her mother, arms full of groceries. She # asks to use the car and Sarah reminds her she'll never be a smoker # if she doesn't start. # -- Laura arrives at Harold's. # L: My secret diary. There are pages missing. - 10 - # H: Who would do that? # L: Bob. # H: But Bob isn't real. # L: The pages are gone. That's real. # H: Maybe. # L: Bob is real. He's been having me since I was 12. {Harold is # stunned} The diary was hidden too well. He's the only one who # could know where it was. He's getting to know me, now. _He's # real._ He speaks to me. # H: What does Bob say? # L: {whispering} He wants to be me... or he will kill me. # H: No... No... # L: {strangely} Oh, yes... yes... {starts toward Harold} # H: What? Please. # L: {Feeling of Bob comes over her. She screams. Harold steps # back. Laura grabs him.} FIRE WALK WITH ME. {buries her face # in his shoulder, whispers} The trees... the trees... {they # break} You have to hide the diary, Harold. You made me write # it all down. He doesn't know about you. You'll be safe. {stares # at him, eyes wide, suspicious} You're not Bob are you, Harold? # If you are, you can kill me right now. Kill me right now, # if you are. # H: Laura, no. I'm not. I'm not Bob. {begins to shake and cry} # Poor Laura. I wish I could help you. {holds her} # L: I hate him, I hate it. Sometimes I love it. But now I'm # afraid. I am so afraid. # H: But you're strong Laura... so much stronger than I... How can # I help you? I can't. I can't even go outside. {Laura touches # his cheek} What about James? Can't James help you? You two # are so in love. # L: {flat} He's in love with a girl who's dead. {hands him the # diary} It _is_ dangerous for you to have it. I'm sorry. # H: I'm so sorry, Laura. # L: {kisses him passionately} I don't know when I can come back. # Maybe never. {She leaves, out to the car, starts the car and takes # a snort of cocaine} # Night # -- Laura returns home to her mother setting the table. # -- Sarah puts the rest of the dinner at the table. Laura is already # seated. Leland enters, pretending he is a giant. He says the # Norwegians are coming next week and teaches the two a little # Norwegian. # 11:30 pm (clock) # -- Laura sneaks out of the house # -- A big semi comes to a stop on the highway. Laura gets in. She snorts # some cocaine then gets on top of him. An owl hoots. #17 Feb (Friday) # Day # -- Cooper tells Albert he feels the murderer will strike again. He # predicts the victim to be a blonde woman in high school, sexually - 11 - # active, on drugs, and crying out for help. He says she is preparing # a great abundance of food at this moment. # -- Nadine and Ed enter the RR for coffee while Norma sends Shelly to # go help Laura take the Meals on Wheels meals to the car. As Laura # puts the dinners into the back of the car, she sees Mrs. Tremond and # her grandson in the parking lot waving for her to come over. Laura # walks over, and Mrs. Tremond holds out a framed picture. # T: This would look nice on your wall. # {Laura takes the picture. It's of a room with flowered wallpaper # and a dark doorway in its corner} # G: He's looking for a book with pages torn out. He's walking # towards the hiding place. He's moving under the fan right now. # Laura sees Shelly coming out of the RR with another load of meals. # She turns back to see the Tremonds walking away, unrealistically far, # then tells Shelly she can't do Meals on Wheels today. Shelly goes # in to tell Norma she will be doing today's run. Norma says okay, then # begins to cry. # -- Laura runs home, holding the picture. She enters her house, moving # slowly, when she gets to her room, she sees Bob standing in her room, # having pulled out the dresser. He smiles at her and she bolts from # the room. She runs across two front yards to a big tree, crying, and # watches as Leland walks out of the house, into his car and drive off. # L: What? It can't be... It can't be him... no... no... # A woman walks over to see if she is okay. Laura goes back into the # house, slowly. Nothing. She runs to Donna's. They talk about # being friends while Doc tries to make a rose appear out of a # magician's handkerchief. The trick had worked at Sparkwood and 21. # Eileen brings in muffins for the girls. Leland calls for Laura. # Night # -- Laura arrives home for dinner. Leland points out that Laura hasn't # washed her hands yet and looks at her fingernails, particularly at her # ring finger. Leland badgers her about the half-heart necklace she # is wearing until Laura gets up to wash her hands. # 10:35 pm (clock) # -- Leland and Sarah get ready for bed, when Leland begins to cry. He # can't remember the last time he told Laura he loves her, so he goes # to do that. Laura is frozen with a tear in her eye. After he leaves, # she remembers she left the picture on the neighbor's lawn so she goes # and gets it, and puts it on her wall. # -- Laura dreams. # {Mrs. Tremond's picture. Into the picture and through the doorway. # There's another room. Mrs. Tremond is standing there, beckoning # us towards her and through another doorway. Through the second # doorway. Another room. Mrs. Tremond's grandson is standing there, # holding his hands above him. Into the space above his hands. # Ring of fire. Into the ring of fire. Red room. MFAP walks into # the red room to a table. A ring is there. Cooper enters. # MFAP: {to Cooper} Is it future? Or is it past? Do you know who # I am? I am The Arm. And I sound like this... {Puts his hands # in front of his lips and makes the Indian whooping sound, picks # up the ring. It's Teresa's. The symbols on it are identical to # those at Owl cave.} - 12 - # Cooper: {to camera} Don't take the ring... Laura, don't take the # ring. # {MFAP moves the ring towards us.} # {Laura is half awakened, tries to move her left arm, but it's # asleep. She moves it with her right arm. Sounds like someone's # calling her name. She turns to her right to see Annie Blackburn # in bed with her, blood around her mouth. # Annie: My name is Annie: I've been with Laura and Dale. The good # Dale is in the lodge and he can't leave. Write it in your diary. # {Sarah calls Laura, distant, mournful. Laura looks at the door, # then at her bed. Annie's gone. In her hand is Teresa's ring. # She screams. She gets up, goes to the door, opens it. Dark on # the other side. She looks back at the picture and sees herself in # the doorway looking back into the darkened rooms where Mrs. # Tremond and her grandson were. Laura in the picture turns around # and looks down at her room, sees herself asleep.} # {Laura wakes from the dream, looks at the picture. Nothing. # Her hand. No ring. She throws away the picture then does some # cocaine.} #18 Feb (Saturday) # Morning # -- James comes over to Laura's wondering where she was last night. # Leland comes out and James leaves. Leland asks who he was. # -- Laura on the stairs, fan turning slowly. Bob talks to her. Sarah's # looking for a sweatshirt that Laura points out she is wearing. # Day # -- Leo shows Shelly how to scrub the floor. He hits her and the phone # rings. # L: {on phone} What are you doing calling me here?... # No way, you already owe me money... Five thousand to be exact. # {looks over to see if Shelly heard} # S: {silently mouthing to herself} Five thousand??? # -- At the RR, Bobby gets off the phone with Leo, then calls Jacques, # who says he has a friend who has what Bobby wants. Bobby writes some # stuff down on a napkin. # Night # -- Donna arrives at Laura's just as she is getting ready to leave. # Laura leaves in her mother's car. Donna gets in hers and follows. # At the first stop sign, Laura takes a hit of cocaine. Laura arrives # at the Roadhouse. At the entrance, she meets the Log Lady who looks # like she was waiting. # LL: When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. # {Touches her. Laura moves in behind it.} # L: {whispers} Margaret? # LL: The tender bows of innocence burn first and the wind rises - # then all goodness is in jeopardy. # -- Inside the Roadhouse, a singer sings on stage. Laura makes eye contact # with Jacques behind the bar. Laura sits. Jacques nods to a couple # of bikers who come over to her with drinks. One slides her a fifty # with some cocaine. They talk rough about getting it on when Donna - 13 - # comes over to the table, wanting to get in on the action. At first, # Laura says no, but sees that Donna is serious and lets her join them. # -- Tommy's driving, sitting next to a case of beer. Laura and Donna # sandwich Buck in the back. Laura hides a hit of cocaine from Donna. # They start to party when Buck does an Indian whoop. Laura flashbacks # to the MFAP yodelling. Donna starts to make out with Buck. # -- Laura, Donna, Buck, and Tommy arrive at a border truck stop. Laura # does a hit, Donna refuses when Buck offers. Tommy pisses. # -- Inside the truck stop, the bartender presses a release underneath the # counter that allows Laura and her friends to pass through a door # marked, "Partyland." They meet Jacques. Buck drops a red depth # charge in Donna's drink. A heavy metal band plays on stage. # Laura's topless, dancing with Buck and another friend. Later, # Donna's stoned, dancing with Tommy. She sees Laura's blouse and # ties it around her waist. Ronette's here too. She mentions it's # been a year since Teresa was killed and that she was gonna get rich # blackmailing somebody. Jacques mentions that she even called him # asking what Laura's father looked like. Laura starts to get it on # with Buck when she hears BOB, "See what we can do to Donna?" Laura # screams at Jacques to get Donna out and at Donna to never ever wear # her clothes. #19 Feb (Sunday) # Late morning # -- Church lets out # -- Nadine shows Ed how to skin a deer # -- Truman tells Josie they should go public and why he doesn't like # fish eyes # -- The OAM in a motel room, in a deep sweat, kneels in front of a circle # of twelve lit candles, fighting for air and struggling to hear # something # -- At the Hayward's, Donna tells Laura she can't remember last night # -- Leland flashbacks to Laura and Ronette sitting on a bed # -- Leland and Laura leave to meet Sarah for breakfast # -- Leland stops at a red light at Sparkwood and 21, a logging truck # in front of them. Laura smells something burning. A car that was # tailing them races around the logging truck and comes back around, # stopping on Leland's side. It's the OAM. Leland starts to rev # the engine while staying on the brakes. # OAM: You stole the corn. I had it canned above the store. # {Leland panics, the car slowly screeches towards the logging truck} # {shouting to Laura} Miss, the look on her face when it was # opened. There was a closeness. Like the formica table top. # {the car smokes, making horrendous sounds, barely able to hear OAM} # The thread will be torn, Mr. Palmer, the thread will be torn. # {Leland turns to Laura, he's sweating profusely. The OAM holds # up his hand with a ring on the little finger. Leland starts # blowing the horn.} It's him. It's your father. {Laura can't # make him out with the noise} # The light turns green and Gerard takes off. Leland drives into a # service station. # -- Leland flashes back to himself answering Teresa's ad in Fleshworld # and their meeting in room 123 of the Blue Diamond City Motel. - 14 - # -- Leland upset that someone would accost them like that out of the blue # -- Leland flashes back to himself arriving at the Blue Diamond and # seeing Laura and Ronette on the bed. He is about to leave but # Teresa catches him. He tosses her some money and takes off. # -- Laura asks Leland if he came home last week during the day # -- Leland's flashback. He gets a call at work from Teresa. # -- Leland and Laura arrive at the RR # 8:00 pm (clock) # -- Laura flashbacks. She remembers the ring the OAM had, and the one # the MFAP had. It's the same. Then she remembers being at the Blue # Diamond with Ronette and Teresa walking saying the guy had split. # She sees Teresa is wearing this same ring. Then: # Laura: {to herself} The same ring... # BOB: That's not important. I will tell you what is important. # The fan will soon be starting. # L: Who are you? Who are you REALLY? # B: I am the One who wants to breathe thru your nose and taste # thru your mouth. # -- Leland flashbacks to him crushing Teresa's skull #21 Feb (Tuesday) # Morning # -- Laura eats her breakfast. Leland reminds her it's Johnny Horne's # birthday. # -- In her room, Laura does her last line of cocaine - her packet is empty. # Day # -- Laura tells Bobby at school she needs more and they agree to meet at 11 # -- Laura runs into James and they agree to meet later in the afternoon # -- Johnny's birthday at Ben's office. Ben tries to blow up a large # rubber Indian. Johnny steps in his cake. Leland looks at Laura's # picture on Ben's desk. Sylvia asks why there are no pictures of # her, Johnny or Audrey there. Jerry and Leland talk about the French. # Jerry mentions that they love the trees more than anything. Leland # mentions that Sarah's cousin is French and can't stop talking about # the trees around here. # -- At the sheriff's station, Hawk reports to Truman that Joey just # called. Bernie left Canada an hour ago. They and Andy prepare to set # a trap for him. # -- Laura arrives quietly at Ben's after Johnny's party. He gives her # some cocaine. She says she'll do more than kiss him for it. # 10:59 pm (clock) # -- Bobby roars through the night, radio blasting # -- Laura sneaks out of the house and meets Laura two front yards away. # They toot up while he drives. # -- Pete pulls into Big Ed's Gas Farm for some gas. Ed fills it up and # wipes the windshield. There's a spot on the inside so Ed hands Pete # a rag. # Pete: {as he cleans} Even this heavy work beats being at home with # the ball and chain. # Ed: Brother, I hear you talkin'. - 15 - # -- Bobby and Laura in the woods. They toot up and wait. Deputy Cliff # Howard shows up, saying Jacques sent him. He pulls out a large # bag of cocaine. Laura grabs it out his hand. Cliff takes out his # gun and Bobby shoots him. Three times. An owl hoots. # -- Laura at home, on the stairs. # BOB: _I_ want to kill thru you. # Laura: {stops cold on the stairs, lookin up at the fan} No. # B: I want you to kill _for me_. # L: No. Never. You'll have to kill me. # B: I want you to kill _for me_. 22 Feb (Wednesday) # Day # -- At school, Bobby shows Laura the $10,000 they were going to use to # pay for the drugs th night before. He gives it to her, she's to put # it in her safety deposit box. # -- Out in the woods, Bobby discovers the coke is baby laxative -- Maddy feels Laura's in trouble (Maddy to Donna and James, 1005) # Night # -- Laura in her room tooting up. Jacoby calls. She says she has already # made two tapes. # -- Leland gives Sarah a glass of milk. After she finishes it, he walks # into the hallway and hits the fan switch. Laura freezes. Sarah # nods, sees the white horse and falls asleep. Laura, on her bed, # pressed up against the headboard, sees BOB appear in the window and # enter the room. He moves on top of her, hand between her legs. # She fights, holding his face, trying to see it. BOB becomes Leland. # She passes out. -- Laura writes in her secret diary (Donna to Cooper, 2009) February 22. Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a red room with a small man, dressed in red, and an old man sitting in a chair. I tried to talk to him. I wanted to tell him who BOB is, because I thought he could help me. But my words came out slow and odd. It was frustrating trying to talk. I got up and walked to the old man. Then I leaned over and whispered the secret in his ear. Somebody has to stop BOB. BOB's only afraid of one man. He told me once. A man named Mike. I wonder if this was Mike in my dream. Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me. No one in the real world would believe me. 23 Feb (Thursday) # Morning # -- Laura gets ready for school. She tells Leland to stay away from her. # He knows she knows and he knows what he has to do. # -- She goes to school. The day is a blur. After school -- Ronette's parents think she went to work at the perfume counter but she had in fact quit (Hawk to Cooper, 1002) - 16 - 5:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001) -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons 6:00 pm ("an hour later," Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001) -- Laura leaves Josie's. L: I think now I understand how you feel about your husband's death. Early evening # -- Sarah and Laura at dinner. Laura says she hates asparagus. Sarah # says Ben asked Leland to stay late to plan for the Norwegians. -- Last entry in Laura's diary: "Nervous about meeting J. tonight." (She remarks about having asparagus for dinner again, 1000) -- Laura writes in her secret diary (Donna to Cooper, 2009) February 23. Tonight is the night that I die. I know I have to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me. The only way to tear him out from inside. I know he wants me. I can feel his fire. But if I die he can't hurt me anymore. -- Bobby meets with Leo and gives him $10,000 (Bobby to Mike, 1001) -- Leo calls Shelly ("last night," Shelly to Bobby, 1000) -- Ben is with Catherine (Ben to Jerry, 2008) # -- Laura arrives at Bobby's. Bobby tells her it was baby laxative. # She says she's out and Bobby gives her some. She leaves. # -- Lucy over the intercom tells Truman that Josie called thinking she # heard a prowler 9:00 - 9:30 pm -- Laura returns home from Bobby's. (Sarah Palmer tells Truman she last saw Laura when she got home about 9:00, 1000). Bobby answers yes when Cooper asks him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30. Isn't that right?", 1000) # 9:30 pm (clock) # -- Laura says goodnight to her mother, then does three lines of coke in # her room # -- James calls [Albert confirmed, however, that the one call Laura # received was placed from Ben's office, 2009], she says they'll meet # in 15 minutes. She does another line of cocaine then swallows some # pills. # -- Laura sneaks out of her house. (James to Cooper, 1001) She sees # Leland come home and hides. Leland gets out of the car and looks # right where Laura is hiding. She can't tell if she's spotted. # Leland goes inside. James arrives and she gets on his bike as Leland # watches out the front window. 10:00 pm -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office (Cooper to Truman and Albert, 2009) # Night # -- James and Laura stop at a clearing in the woods. They talk bitterly # about love. Laura mentions Bobby killed someone and that even Donna # doesn't know her. 12:30 pm # -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21, cries, "James, I love - 17 - # you," and runs off (James to Cooper, 1001) -- Laura meets up with Ronette, Leo, and Jacques at the Packard Logging Road. 12:00 - 4:00 am -- Estimated time of Laura's death according to the preliminary autopsy (Doc Hayward to Cooper and Truman, 1001) # -- At Jacques', everyone is high. Laura is tied up, though she's # screaming against it tonight. Ronette is also tied up. Waldo pecks # at her, and Leo puts a OEJ chip in her mouth and says, "Bite the # bullet, baby." Leland appears at the window, unseen. Leo wants some # of Laura and Jacques wants some of the bourbon, but Leo holds the # bottle tight. Jacques decks Leo, grabs the bottle and heads outside. # Leland trips, grabs the bottle and knocks it over Jacques' head. # Leo hears the crash and comes outside to see Jacques bleeding. # [Jacques thinks Leo hit him, Jacques to Cooper, 1007] Leo # panics and takes off for his corvette. Leland goes inside. His # smiling eyes are on Laura as he rapes Ronette. Laura is hysterical. # -- At her cabin, the Log Lady listens, her tattoo burning beet red # -- Leo marches the two tied up girls through the woods. # -- Out of breath, the OAM arrives at the cabin, too late. He can hear # screams. OAM: Bob, I can hear you singing. # -- At the train car. # {Leland hauls the two girls inside and shuts the door. Completely # quiet. BOB and Leland going in and out like breathing. Girls # shuddering as he circles them. He ties Laura up with the twine, # bending the arms back.} # Laura: {whispers} Are you going to kill me? # -- Gerard tearing through the woods # -- Train car. # {Leland hoists Laura up so that she hovers facing the floor a foot # off it. He places a mirror directly under her face. In the mirror, # Laura sees herself turn into BOB. Leland screams. # Leland: DON'T MAKE ME DO IT. # Laura: NO, YOU HAVE TO KILL ME. # Leland: I always thought you knew it was me. # Laura: {to BOB in the mirror} NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE ME. {to Leland} # KILL ME. # Gerard: {arrives outside, bangs on the door} LET ME IN. LET ME IN. # {Ronette pushes it open a little with her feet, Gerard reaches up # to help her when she flies over his head, having been hit. # Ronette hits the ground, head bent back at an odd angle. Gerard # listens to the sounds. Laura screaming. Knife entering flesh. # BOB screaming. Bloody knife through air. Leland screaming. # Gerard leans in, takes a look, steps back laughing, yells at BOB} # THAT'S HIS OWN DAUGHTER YOU'RE KILLING. {Laughs, runs away. # Leland stumbles out, with Laura wrapped in plastic. His shirt is # puffed out, a bloody towel inside. # -- Leland lowers Laura into the river # -- Leland at Glastonberry Grove. He pulls the diary pages out of his # pocket and drops them and the towel. He enters the circle beyond # the curtains. Gerard is just leaving the other side of the room. # Leland walks through the red room down a corridor into the red room # again. Gerard and the MFAP are sitting side by side in a chair - 18 - # facing him. Leland stops and divides. One half becomes BOB, # the other floats up abd becomes Leland, transparent. BOB reaches # up and grabs Leland's wound, healing it. Gerard and the MFAP in # unison [subtitled]: BOB, you're not going home without me. I want # my garmonbozia. -- James rides around the rest of the night (James to Donna, 1000) 24 Feb (Friday) [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch Directed by David Lynch] 5:00 am (Betty to Sarah) -- Bobby goes running # Dawn # -- At high tide, Laura's body floats up to and bumps against logs "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby) -- Josie at the mirror -- Pete Martell discovers Laura's body: "She's dead...wrapped in plastic" He calls Truman. -- Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's. Andy takes pictures and breaks down and cries. -- Sarah can't find Laura. She calls the Briggs' and the football coach. -- Audrey gets in a car for school -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians. Ben mentions he has information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year. -- Leland receives news about Laura. -- Heidi's late to work at the RR. S: What kept you, Heidi? Seconds on knockwurst this morning? H: I couldn't get my car started. S: Too busy jump starting the old man, huh? B: I thought you Germans were always on time. N: I thought the only time you cared about, Bobby, was making time. Leo called Shelly from afar last night so Bobby takes her home. Leo's home so he drops her off and takes off. -- Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body -- At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna J: "Nice day for a picnic." Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in the office. In class ("Terry Franklin... Martha Grimes..."), Donna notices Laura's empty seat after a cop talks to the teacher. Bobby's in room 107. -- Bobby is questioned, then arrested -- Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement. Students grieve. Mid-morning -- Truman questions Sarah. Hawk is gathers items out of Laura's room. Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing -- Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work will stop today in memory of Laura. Catherine fires Fred Truax. -- Ronette is found wandering along the tracks 10:00 (approx) (Nadine to Ed) -- James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm. - 19 - J: Laura's dead. E: I heard. J: She was the one. James has a note for Donna. Nadine sends Ed off to get the drapes ("They said those drapes would be ready by 10") at Gentleman Jim's (Nadine to Norma, 1001) 11:30 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn) 2:46 pm (clock on wall) -- Cooper meets Truman and reminds him that he is in charge. They check on Ronette. She was raped several times, and Cooper finds nothing under her fingernail. Truman to Cooper: "as far as we know, [Ronette and Laura] hardly knew each other." Ronette: "no, don't go there" -- Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man. Dr. Jacoby meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue. Truman says no. Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was seeing him. -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura. Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left ring finger and mentions that he knew he would see this again. He tells Diane to give this to Albert, not Sam. -- Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James. Mike comes by to get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property. Nadine yells at Ed about the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her. -- Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary. There's a safety deposit box key and a bag with what looks like cocaine residue. C: Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies. -- Andy and team find the train car -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby. Cooper doesn't think he did it and shows the picnic video to him. Bobby says he didn't do drugs and thinks a moment when Cooper mentions the letter J. 3:45 (clock on wall) -- Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting. She mentions Laura's death. -- Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker. Lucy overhears. -- Cooper questions Donna. She says some hiker shot the picnic video. He wants to know who she's protecting. -- Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker. -- James with the locket on a thong 4:00 pm (approx) -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving) 4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper and Truman at the train car. They find the necklace, on a chain, with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me." -- James with the locket on a thong -- Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back Late afternoon - 20 - -- Cooper and Truman at the bank. Inside Laura's safety deposit box are over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld with Ronette's picture in it. -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens Shelly -- Norma calls Ed. They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30. Early evening -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders. He says that one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state, a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed Laura and almost killed Ronette. -- Leo calls Mike looking for Bobby and wanting the other half of the money ("yesterday," Mike to Bobby, 1001) 9:30 pm (approx) (James to Donna in note) -- Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace. Harriet works on her poem. -- Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna. Doc discovers she is missing. The boys head for the Roadhouse. -- Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about missing Donna. -- Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna. Truman calls for backup. Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to meet James. Ed gets his ass kicked by Bobby. His drink was drugged and the bartender was Jacques Renault. (Ed to Cooper, 1001) Jacoby follows Leo but loses him and instead follows Joey and Donna. (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001) Cooper and Truman pursue but lose Joey and Donna. James and Donna talk about Laura. He says Laura mentioned something about a guy getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket. James is arrested. -- Doc picks up Donna at the station. James is put in a cell. 12:28 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts. Truman recommends the Great Northern for Cooper. -- Bobby and Mike bark at James. Bobby: "When you least expect it." -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and they agree to meet to talk about it. -- Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person unknown -- Jacoby digs up the locket (Jacoby to Cooper, 2001) 4:00 am (Nadine to Norma, 1001) -- Nadine thinks up of the idea of using cotton balls to make her drape runners silent 25 Feb (Saturday) [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch Directed by Duwayne Dunham] 6:18 am (Cooper to Diane) - 21 - -- Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane 6:50 am (approx) (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour) -- Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey Morning -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face with a donut. C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!" -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward. He couldn't bring himself to do the autopsy himself. -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it -- Cooper and Truman question James. He says Laura jumped off his bike at Sparkwood at 21 last night. He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura broke the locket. -- Leo can't find his shirt -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo -- The Donna and Laura picnic video 10:30 am (Donna to Eileen) -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months. Donna is sad but happy. -- Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert. Truman and Ed discuss the stakeout. Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse. The bartender was Jacques Renault. -- Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie) -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie. Catherine calls Josie to tell her shutting down the mill the day before cost $87,000. Pete: There was a fish... *in* the percolator. -- Catherine meets Ben. They plan to torch the sawmill. Afternoon -- Donna visits the Palmers. Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and killer BOB Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark) -- Hawk questions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man -- Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner. Briggs socks Bobby when he lights up. -- Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night Laura died. C: Can I ask her about her log? T: Many have. Later in evening -- Leo cuts open a football then beats up Shelly over the lost shirt when she gets home -- James has dinner at the Haywards' -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong "Hey what's up doc? It's Laura Palmer, in case you haven't guessed. - 22 - I'm making you another one of these tapes, which, as you already know, I've mailed to you in one of the envelopes you gave me. It's Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird mood. God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb. I should've met you a long time ago, Dr. Jacoby, 'cause right now I can take just so much of sweet. I just know I'm gonna get lost in those woods again tonight. I just know it. Remember me telling you about that mystery man? Well - -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks (Truman to Cooper, 1004) [Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90 Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch Directed by David Lynch] Saturday evening (continued) -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes. Ben tells him about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder. They go to OEJ. -- Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack -- Ben and Jerry at OEJ. Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl. Blackie: "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you." Midnight (clock at Haywards') -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM -- Person unknown (Audrey, 1003) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack with one eye") -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods. Bobby sees someone with Leo. Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have all the money - Laura had the other half. Leo mentions Laura's wild life and Shelly's infidelity. Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!" -- Nadine is up all night working on her silent drape runners (Nadine to Ed, 1002) 26 Feb (Sunday) Morning -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners. Nadine's arms bend back. -- Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits -- Ed comes into the RR for a cup of coffee -- Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet. -- Rock/bottle: 1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend" ! 2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by U3 Laura." Bottle wobbled slightly. !---! 3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist." 2 ! Bottle was struck but did not break. ! ! 4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education !----! ! ! !--1-! tutor." Rock hit trash can. ! ! ! ! ! ! 5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the ! ! ! ! ! ! Meals on Wheels program." 5 6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend." - 23 - Rock hit tree, then Andy. 7 Jack with one eye. No rock thrown. 8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck, connection with Laura unknown." Bottle struck. Late morning (after church) -- Donna meets Audrey at the RR who puts a tune on the juke. A: "God, I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy?" Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?" Albert to Lucy) -- Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag. Hawk found it 1/2 mile from the train car. [Albert later says Hawk found it 5 miles away, 2001] -- Albert and team arrive. A: What the hell kind of a two-bit operation are they running out of this treehouse, Cooper? C: Albert, this is Sheriff Truman. A: I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but the place takes the cake. What are we waiting for? Christmas?! We've got work to do damnit! They're putting this girl in the ground tomorrow and we wasted half the day traveling out here to the middle of nowhere. C: Albert, I suggest you and your team should get started. T: I'll have one of my men escort you over to the morgue. A: That'd be fine. C: Results from the local pathologist lab. {hands Albert the report} A: {examining it} Welcome to amateur hour. Looks like an all-nighter boys. T: Albert, got a minute? {draws Albert aside} I hear that you're real good at what you do. A: Yeah, that's correct. T: Well, that's good. 'Cause normally if a stranger walked into my station talkin' that kinda crap, he'd be lookin' for his teeth two blocks up on queer street. Night -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners -- Pete and Catherine talk. Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two ledgers there. -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller. Sarah: What's going on in this house?! -- Cooper dreams: A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with darkness in between: Cooper in a chair, the dwarf Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000] BOB at foot of Laura's bed A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?] Laura dead BOB crouched at Laura's bed [Sarah's vision] The One-Armed Man: [As written in the script. Some have said the closed caption differs] Through the darkness of futures past, The magician longs to see, One..chance...out..between two worlds... - 24 - Fire...walk with me. We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store? We lived above it. I mean it like it is, as it sounds. I too have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder. Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed. I took the entire arm off. My name is Mike. His name is BOB. BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement. He looks around and says: Mike? Mike? Can you hear me? [he turns to look at the camera] Catch you with my death bag! You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again! A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a ring of twelve candles. A puff of wind; the candles blow out. An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted, red-curtained lounge. Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant. There is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person, backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the scraping noise gets faster. Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns around. It's The Little Man From Another Place. The scraping sound was him rubbing his palms together. He's got a cheerful, wide smile, and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English): Let's rock! He sits in one of the chairs. There is a pause. A black shadow drifts slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper. Then: LMFAP: [to Cooper] I've got good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style. [noticing Cooper staring at Laura] She's my cousin. But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer? Cooper: [to LMFAP] But she is Laura Palmer. [to Laura] Are you Laura Palmer? Laura: [arching her back weirdly] I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. LMFAP: She's filled with secrets. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. Slow jazz music begins to play. The Little Man From Another Place stands and starts a jerky dance. Laura stands, crosses to Cooper, kisses him, and whispers something in his ear. -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight up. He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer - but it can wait till morning. week of Feb 27 ("last week," Shelly to Bobby, 2007) -- Shelly takes in a pair of Leo's boots for repair. There's a tape in the heel. 27 Feb (Monday) [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/28/90 Written by Harley Peyton Directed by Tina Rathborne] 7:15 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura. He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he - 25 - describes the ending to the European version]: C: Harry, let me tell you about a dream I had last night. T: Tibet? C: No... you were there. Lucy, so were you. Harry, my dream is a code waiting to be solved. Break the code, solve the crime. L: Break the code, solve the crime... C: In my dream, Sarah Palmer has a vision of her daughter's killer. Deputy Hawk sketched his picture. I got a phone call from a one-armed man named Mike. The killer's name was BOB. T: Mike and Bobby? C: No, different Mike, different BOB. They lived above a convenience store. They had a tatoo: Fire Walk With Me. Mike couldn't stand the killing anymore, so he cut off his arm. BOB vowed to kill again, so Mike shot him. Do you know where dreams come from? T: Not really. L: No, no. C: Acetylcholine neurons fire high voltage impulses into the forebrain. These impulses become pictures, the pictures become dreams - but no one knows why we choose these particular pictures. T: So what was the end of this dream? C: Suddenly it was 25 years later. I was old, sitting in a red room. There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman. The little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did. T: What cousin? C: The beautiful woman. She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms bend back; where she's from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air. The midget did a dance, Laura kissed me, and she whispered the name of the killer in my ear." T: Who was it? C: I don't remember. T, L: Damn. C: Harry, our job is simple - break the code, solve the crime. -- Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with his autopsy Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a rather irritating method of expressing yourself. Stupidity, however, is not a necessarily inherent trait. Therefore, please listen closely - you can have a funeral any old time. You dig a hole, you plant a coffin. I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or tomorrow - I must perform them now. I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling. {puts glasses on, starts up the drill, about to drill Laura's head} Doc: That does it, I'm taking charge of the body and you don't touch Laura from this moment on. {pulls the drill plug} A: {whips off the glasses, grabs Doc} The hell you - {Truman and Cooper arrive as Ben intervenes} C: Gentlemen, gentlemen! T: What's going on? D: Thank God. A: Cooper, this old fool is obstructing an investigation. Cuff 'im. D: He won't release Laura's body for the funeral - he's not human. - 26 - T: What's the holdup? A: Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges never. I want no interference from this hulking boob, is that clear? T: I've had just about enough of your insults. A: Well I've had enough of uh, morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells, and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you've had enough of me? T: Yes, I have. {socks Albert} Mid to late morning (?) -- Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo -- Bobby and father have words again 12:27 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper and Truman leave for the funeral after Albert's autopsy report Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine. It was cocaine in her diary, waiting on the toxicology report. Traces of soap at the back of her neck. Died of numerous cuts. Plastic fragment found in stomach (portion of OEJ chip with the letter J, fax from Gordon to Cooper, 1004). Cooper won't sign Albert's report of Truman punching him. -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment. James declines to go to the funeral. -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole. Ben and Sylvia fight over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral. Dr. Jacoby comforts Johnny. Early afternoon -- Laura's funeral. James and Bobby fight. Leland freaks out. Evening (full moon) -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride -- Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse. -- Jacques calls Leo for help. Shelly hides the gun. -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman. Josie shows Harry the safe, but one of the ledgers is missing. Catherine has it. -- Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery -- Josie raises the possibility to Truman of Andrew having been murdered -- Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the two take a drunken Leland home. 28 Feb (Tuesday) [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90 Written by Robert Engles Directed by Tim Hunter] Morning -- Bernard Renault makes bail (Truman to Cooper) Day -- Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description. She, at Leland's insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace. - 27 - Donna's thinking. -- Lucy watches ItL -- Cooper questions Jacoby -- Gordon calls Cooper. Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper. -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being staked out by Josie. Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is. She picks up a OEJ chip Ben drops. -- Cooper and the boys arrive. Andy drops his gun and it goes off. They question Philip Michael Gerard. His suitcase is full of shoes and he says he lost his arm in a car accident and his tattoo said "Mom" (Bob?). -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting, who's sporting a 3:3 domino -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range. Lucy's mad at Andy. -- James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with Donna on the phone 5:00 pm (approx) (parole board'll call about 5) -- Norma gets a call from the prison. Hank is being paroled. -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about learning the family business by starting work at the department store. Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour. -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece found in Laura's stomach. Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah bird belonging to Jacques Renault. The cops race to Jacques' apartment. They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby. 5:30 pm (approx) ("meet me in 1/2 an hour," Ben to Leo) -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the mill. Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada. Leo tapes this conversation. (tape, 2008) Evening -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing. An owl watches. Donna talks James out of going to the police. 12:50 am (clock on table) -- Pete chats with Josie and retires. She gets a call from Hank. 01 Mar (Wednesday) [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90 Written by Mark Frost Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter] 4:28 am (Cooper to Diane) (full moon) -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders Morning -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin. Jerry's got a leg of lamb. - 28 - -- Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place. The blood on Leo's shirt is determined to be AB-. It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'. 9:14 am (clock on wall) -- Lucy's out sick (Cooper to Lucy, 1006) -- Nadine is off to the patent office in Fairville -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's. Andy comes looking for Leo. Leo calls. -- Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store -- James and Donna meet. His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's an alcoholic. -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld -- Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work. Shelly watches ItL. -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby. Jacoby asks if Laura laughed and Bobby cried after the first time they had sex. Bobby says Laura made him sell drugs so she could get them. -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking: As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and eyes them. The Log Lady appears and the crow caws. LL: "It's about time you got here." {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not afraid. Come on, then, my log does not judge." { They follow her inside. } LL: "I've got tea. I've got cookies. No cake." Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..." Hawk: "What kind of cookies?" LL: "Sugar. The owls won't see us in here." Doc: "A cup of tea would be very nice." LL: {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames." HST: {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret." LL: "We'll let it steep." { All sitting at the table. Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret slaps his hand. } LL: "Wait for the tea. The fish aren't running." HST: "You've been expecting us, Margaret?" LL: "You're two days late, but that's you're concern. My log saw something, something significant." HST: "What did your log see?" LL: "Tea first. Then be ready." "My husband was a logging man. He met the devil. Fire is the devil hiding like a coward in the smoke." Doc: "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?" Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?" LL: {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now." Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed." LL: "I'll do the talking." "Dark. Laughing. The owls were flying. Many things were blocked. Laughing. Two men. Two girls. Flashlights pass by the woods over the ridge. The owls were near. The dark was pressing in on her. Quiet then. Later, footsteps. One man passed by. Screams. Far away. Terrible. Terrible. One voice." Coop: "Man or girl?" - 29 - LL: "Girl. Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent." { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch when they stop once again. We get a close-up of its blinking eye. } 4:00 pm (cuckoo clock) -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues given to Cooper in his dream - music, red drapes, twine, blood, OEJ chip missing the J portion. Evening -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders. Ben and Catherine meet in private, Audrey eavesdrops. Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now. -- Leland freaks out to music -- Madeleine calls Donna. She found a tape of Laura's. -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie. She found the ledger where he said it would be. Ben: "we can proceed. Tomorrow night." -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank. "I told you to mind the store, not open up your own franchise." Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him. -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed [Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90 Written by Harley Peyton Directed by Caleb Deschanel] Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon) -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey 02 Mar (Thursday) Morning -- Andy arrives at the station. Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from a doctor. -- Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ. There were definitely 3 guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo. Afternoon -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly. She tells him she shot Leo. Leo then takes off when he hears on the police band radio about Waldo. -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found. What's up doc? Just a few words before I go to sleep. I feel like I'm gonna dream tonight. Big bad ones, you know? The kind you like. It's easier talking into the recorder. I guess I feel like I can say anything. All my secrets - the naked ones. I know you like those, doc. I know you like me too. That'll be my little secret, okay? Just like your little coconut. Why is it so easy to make men like me? And I don't even have to try very hard. Maybe if it was harder - They plot to get the missing tape (2/23) they believe Jacoby has. - 30 - -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at Horne's. Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ. -- Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007) 12:10 pm (clock on wall) -- At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly. Truman comes in with Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean. -- Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner idea. Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying. -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls Motel on Tuesday. She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill. -- Letter from Harold to Donna (Look into the Meals on Wheels) arrives at the RR (Norma to Donna, 2001) Evening (Cooper to Truman) -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel. Truman tells Cooper about Josie's problem. Cooper seems suspicious. Audrey shows up looking for Cooper just as they leave. -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned policy. Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death. Neff offers to help Catherine. -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are recorded. "Laura, Laura, don't go there. Hurting me, hurting me. Stop it, stop it, stop it. Leo, no, Leo no." -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet Blackie. Ed craps, Cooper jacks. -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna. -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine. Josie says she'll "get Catherine there" and that it is "planned for tonight." -- Audrey meets Blackie. She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue, and is hired at OEJ -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper is playing -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a mysterious heavy breather. -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape. Bobby has followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank. [Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90 Written and directed by Mark Frost] - 31 - Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued) -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland). He smells scorched engine oil (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003) -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up. Jacques says the bird had a thing for Laura. Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby." -- Leo kidnaps Shelly -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots him -- Bobby, Maddy, Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a hospital emergency. "Hey what's up doc? It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed. It's Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird mood. God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb. And right now I can only take so much of sweet. Hey, remember that mystery man I told you about? Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble. He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history, man. I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me. But guess what? As you know, I sure got off on it. Isn't sex weird? This guy can really light my F-I-R-E. He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom with milk and cookies. Later, Lawrence. Bye bye." -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it. Timer set for one hour. -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago. He says doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs. -- Catherine is upset. She can't find the ledger. She deviously asks for Pete's help. -- Ed, Hank, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of Lucy. Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant. -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James. "He's an easy rider." -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques. He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura, and Ronette. He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle. -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura -- Catherine gets a call from Hank. "It's at the mill, what you're looking for." -- Hank tries to sweet talk Norma 3:25 am (clock on wall) -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious. He calls for an ambulance. The address is 422 Riverside. -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby). Leland asks Truman about a suspect. -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape. Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank. -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract -- Ben tells Hank to proceed -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her. Fire starts. -- Leland kills Jacques. Jacoby sees him. (Jacoby to Cooper, 2003) - 32 - -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey) "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of." 4:37 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed, "My special agent," receives a phone call from Andy and is shot by person unknown. It's Josie (2016). -- Briggs receives the message "The owls are not what they seem" ("around the time I was shot," Cooper to Briggs, 2002) 03 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2001 - 9/30/90 Written by Mark Frost Directed by David Lynch] Early morning (4:45? am) -- Room service waiter delivers Cooper's warm milk, hangs up phone on Andy. "I've heard about you." -- The Giant appears: G: "I will tell you three things. If I tell them to you and they come true, then will you believe me?" C: "Who's that?" G: "Think of me as a friend." C: "Where do you come from?" G: {Shaking head} "The question is: where have you gone?" "The 1st thing I will tell you is: There's a man in a smiling bag." C: "Man in a smiling bag..." G: "The 2nd thing is: The owl's are not what they seem. The 3rd thing is: Without chemicals, he points." C: "What do these things mean?" G: "This is all I'm permitted to say. Give me your ring. I will return it to you when you find these things to be true." {Takes Coop's ring} "We want to help." C: "Who's we?" G: "One last thing. Leo locked inside Hungry Horse. There's a clue at Leo's house. You will require medical assistance." -- Jerry gives heroin to Blackie -- Audrey evades Ben, Jerry calls him away: Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G. -- Cooper tells Diane things he'd like to've done until Andy, Hawk, and Truman arrive 7:45 am -- Lucy updates Cooper. Truman and Doc Hayward are present. C: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary. Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed. -- Shelly, in her hospital bed, cries for Bobby Morning -- Cooper sees Jacques' body wheeled away in a bag C: Is that bag smiling? Truman: Smiling? Lucy: What's there to smile about? -- Ronette has a vision, "Laura..." - 33 - Day -- Sarah asks Maddy if she misses Beth (her mom). Maddy describes her dream (the rug) and Leland sports a new 'do, singing Mairzy Doats: Mairzy doats and dozy doats and little lambzy divy. A kiddly divy, too, wooden shoe? Now if the words sounds queer, and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivy, Sing: Mares eat oats and does eats oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you? Maddy sees something in the rug. -- Ben and Jerry talk. Ben wants to know about Catherine and Leo's status. Leland arrives, singing Mairzy Doats. The brothers dance. -- Cooper determines what happened at Leo's. C: Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment. Hawk finds a tarp smelling of gasoline. Albert and team arrive. Andy steps on a board and walks like a chicken, underneath are a pair of Circle Brand boots and cocaine. A: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history. -- "Hot _damn_, that pie's good!" -- Maddy meets with Donna at the RR and gives her Laura's shades that she wanted and breaks her own. They agree to "keep it quiet." D: Maybe the sun won't go up tomorrow if you wash your hair. Think like that and you're gonna go crazy. Norma gives Donna a letter that got to the RR "yesterday:" Look into the Meals on Wheels. The log lady spits out her gum. -- Albert examines Cooper: "You were shot by a right handed person 5 foot 6 to 5 foot 10 inches tall at a distance of less than 3 feet." Cooper tries to get Albert to open up to the locals. A: After the square dance, maybe we can all take a hayride. Andy reports that Leo was in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana on 2/9/88. A: Where do they keep his water dish? -- The OAM arrives at the station to "sell shoes" to Truman (to Lucy) -- Truman questions James. Cooper demands and gets the locket on a thong from James. C: Jacoby! I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all. Sometimes, you just get lucky. -- Donna arrives at the station in Laura's shades, smoking and meets James in his cell. J: When did you start smoking? D: I smoke every once in a while. Helps relieve tension. J: When did you get so tense? D: When I started smoking. -- Cooper has Andy and Lucy look through the back issues of the last three years of Fleshworld for Teresa Banks. C to D: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld. Good work. It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from a company that preys on human weaknesses. -- Hayward examines Jacoby, who's reeling from the hospital food. Cooper and Truman arrive. Cooper confronts Jacoby with the locket on a thong: - 34 - I don't want any baloney, magic tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo. Jacoby said the night after Laura died, he followed Leo, lost him, saw and followed James and Donna and dug up the locket. J: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life. Two people. Yeah, but then, then when I saw her that last time, she I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace with herself. Now I believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision to end her life. T: Are you saying Laura wanted to die? C: Doctor, Laura Palmer did not commit suicide. J: No, no, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed. Jacoby smelled scorched engine oil the night before. -- Bobby visits Shelly, brings her flowers -- Cooper, Truman, and Albert spot Bobby in the hospital. A: Sheriff Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a real treat for me. They meet Ed in the hall. Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper. Always felt, you make your own way, you take care of your own, and you pick up after yourself. Albert: Farmer's Almanac? Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed. Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee. Ed tells his tale of how he was with Norma but married Nadine and shot her eye out accidently on their honeymoon. James drops by. Cooper sees the smiling bag. Albert goes to check in at the Great Northern. -- Pete is disgusted by the hospital food -- Norma visits Shelly in her room, then sees Ed caring over Nadine -- Bobby runs into his father at the RR: MB: "Bobby, may I share something with you?" BB: "Okay." MB: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming, radiant marble. I'd known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return. A reunion with the deepest well-springs of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained. There'd been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced, a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best in all things." BB: "Thank you Dad." Bobby appears moved. Hank asks Briggs how the pie was and salutes him. -- Norma won't talk about Shelly and Bobby recognizes Hank as he who shot Leo. - 35 - -- Cooper and Albert tell their theory of what happened on 2/23: C: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2 appointments. In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about meeting J. tonight." I now believe this was a reference to James Hurley. She was nervous because she planned to tell him she didn't want to see him anymore. Before she snuck out of the house, she received a phone call. A: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment for some time later that night. C: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection of Sparkwood and 21, she jumped from the bike and ran into the woods. We believe that it was there that she met up with Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski. Together they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin. They climbed the trail, they were heard passing by the cabin of the Log Lady. They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately 1 am. Drugs and alcohol were consumed. Laura was tied up and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques. Waldo the bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura. Leo and Jacques fought. Jacques went outside and passed out. When he came to, Leo and the girls were gone. We believe Leo hiked back down the trail to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind. A: The reason being, there was a third man. C: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window of Jacques' cabin. A: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where they were tied up. Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st. C: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her unconscious. He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he didn't realize that Ronette regained consciousness and escaped. A: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top. He then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her left ring finger. You'll recall he placed the letter T under the fingernail of Teresa Banks. He, uh, left a note written in blood, "Fire, walk with me." C: Here's the interesting thing. The blood on the note was tested. It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's. A: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood. It's a rare type, AB negative. The towel that Deputy Hawk found five miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type. He also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper. C: The scraps may have been left by the killer. They'll be sent back to Washington DC for testing. {Andy cries} A: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know. It's what we call a real three hanky crime. Andy: Albert Roserfelt. I don't like the way you talk smart about Sheriff Truman or anybody. You just shut your mouth! {Exits} C: Laura Palmer is dead. Jacques Renault is dead. Ronette Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas. Waldo the bird is dead. This leaves only the third man. -- Truman gives Pete a ride home. P: This smoke inhalation is nasty business. I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe - 36 - of a bus. Josie left a note; she went to Seattle, she goes shopping every 3 months. An Asian man calls, asking for her, then he makes a collect call to Hong Kong. -- Ben and Jerry meet with Hank. Hank confirms he put Catherine in the mill and they hope to frame the arson on her and Leo. -- Audrey meets with Blackie, who's not pleased with her not satisfying the owner -- Andrew helps out Catherine to survive (Catherine to Pete, 2014) Night -- Donna calls Norma about taking over Laura's Meals on Wheels route. She'll use the RR station wagon. -- At the Hayward Supper Club, Gersten plays the piano and Harriet recites a poem: "It was Laura And I saw her glowing. In the dark woods, I saw her smiling. We were crying And I saw her laughing. In our sadness, I saw her dancing. It was Laura Living in my dreams. It was Laura. The glow was life. Her smile was to say It was all right to cry. The woods was our sadness. The dance was her calling. It was Laura And she came to kiss me goodbye." Donna sits on her hands. Leland sings "Get Happy" and collapses. 11:55 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper goes to bed. C to D: I'm dog tired. A man can only go long without submitting to a period of rest. For as we know from experiments conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis. And I'm working on a 3 day jag. -- Audrey prays for Cooper -- The Giant returns: G: "Sorry to wake you." C: "I'm not dreaming." G: "I forgot to tell you something." C: "You were right about the smiling bag." G: "The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen then to talk." C: "I believe you." G: "Don't search for all the answers at once. A path is formed by laying one stone at a time. One person saw the third man. Three have seen him, yes. But not his body. One only. Known to you. Ready now to talk. One more thing: you forgot something." - 37 - C: "What?" { Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark, blinking. } -- Ronette has a vision. Train car, BOB with dead Laura and the mound of dirt. BOB running, teeth clamping down. Laura screaming, BOB pounding. Laura dead, BOB laughing. 04 Mar (Saturday) [Episode 2002 - 10/6/90 Written by Harley Peyton Directed by David Lynch] Morning -- Cooper talks to Albert about Tibet over breakfast: C: Buddhist tradition first came to the land of snow in the fifth century AD. The first Tibetan came to be touched by the Dharma was King Hathatha Rignamputsan. He and succeeding generations came to be collectively called the Happy Generations. Now some historians place them in the Water Snake Year, two-thirteen AD; others in the year of the water ox 173 AD. Amazing isn't it? The Happy Generations. A: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharama came to King Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the more immediate problems of our own century right here in Twin Peaks. C: Albert, you'd be surprised at the connection between the two. A: Color me amazed. Albert tells of Cooper's ex-partner Windom Earle escaping from a mental institution. The Asian man watches Cooper drink coffee. 9:00 am (Donna to Norma, 2001) -- Donna meets Norma regarding Meals on Wheels Afternoon -- Donna delivers a meal to Mrs. Tremond. Her grandson makes the creamed corn disappear. "Sometimes things can happen just like this." "J'ai une a^me solitaire." Tremond mentions Harold next door and leaves a note under his door. "She seemed like a very nice girl." -- Cooper and Truman see Ronette and wrestle with the stools. They show sketches of Leo and BOB to her. She reacts violently to the second. "Tr- tr- tr-" -- Ben and Jerry contemplate over which ledger to burn then decide to roast marshmallows -- Andy fights scotch tape at the RR. The log lady enters and Norma tells not to spit her gum out in the restaurant so she swallows it. The Log Lady then tells the Major to "deliver the message" and chews her gum again. -- Andy tells Lucy he's sterile: Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen. When the Takoma Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied. It's my civic duty and I like whales. A routine physical examination revealed that I'm sterile. Sure I thought it meant I didn't have to take a bath, but the doctors told me the truth. They told me I can't have babies. So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how? -- Hank sees Cooper and Truman, signs his parole form. Hank was a Bookhouse Boy. Ben calls: Audrey's missing. -- Jerry shows Ben the unsigned insurance policy. Ben calls Einar Thorson - - 38 - Leland's already called. Leland recognizes Bob; he lived next door to his grandfather's summer home on Pearl Lake. J: Is this real Ben? Or some strange and twisted dream? 8:08 pm (clock on wall) -- Shelly sees Leo on life support. Norma's waiting to drive her home. -- Lucy gets a call but hangs up on him because he remains anonymous -- At OEJ, Audrey questions Battis. He recruited Laura and Ronette to work at OEJ. Laura used drugs one weekend so they got rid of her. -- Bobby and Shelly scheme over Leo Night -- Cooper reports Windom Earle's flight to Diane. The Major visits. BRIGGS: I have a message for you. COOPER: From whom? BRIGGS: I'm not at liberty to reveal the nature of my work. This secrecy pains me from time to time. Any bureaucracy that functions in secret inevitably lends itself to corruption. But these rules I have pledged to uphold and I believe a pledge is sacred. Briggs shows Cooper the message: /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/ It came from the woods of Twin Peaks (Riley to Cooper, 2012) -- James sings with Donna and Maddy. James and Maddy exchange looks, Donna gets jealous, then gets a call from Harold Smith. Maddy sees BOB. -- Cooper dreams. Giant, Ronette, walking man. "The owls are not what they seem," says the Giant. Flash. "The owls are not what they seem," says Briggs. Flash. Giant. BOB with owl superimposed on his face. Sarah on the stairs. The walking man is BOB. He is awoken by a call from Audrey. She is caught by Blackie. -- Nadine rips two pairs of leather restraints at the hospital (Will to Ed, 2003) 05 Mar (Sunday) [Episode 2003 - 10/13/90 Written by Robert Engles Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter] 6:40 am (clock on wall) -- Ronette is in the throes of a violent seizure. Truman turns off a machine by her bed, then tells Cooper and Albert, who have just arrived, that she took out her IV. Cooper pulls out a 'B' from under Ronette's fingernail. -- Cooper enlightens Albert and Truman about his visitations from the Giant -- Andy calls in sick today (Hawk to Lucy) 12:30 pm (?) (Harold's watch) -- Donna visits Harold, who gives her a flower to put on Laura's grave. He's known Laura since she started the Meals on Wheels. She pulls on a piece of paper sticking out of a drawer. -- Cooper and Truman discuss BOB. R B T Albert reports: the B from Ronette's Mrs. Palmer finger was from a Fleshworld. Maddy ----===========---- Cooper The cocaine found in James' cycle Ronette matches that found in Leo's house and Jacques' car. Cooper was shot with a Walther PPK. - 39 - Albert and Truman trade words: ALBERT: You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- James is released -- Lucy looks for words with R, B, and T. Richard Tremayne, her lunch date, arrives at the station. Hawk offers two more words: prohibited, robot. -- Leland drops by and tells Cooper, Truman, and Hawk about the man in the sketch - he lived in a white house, across a vacant lot from his grandfather's place on Pearl Lakes. His name was Robertson and he used to flick matches at him, "you wanna play with fire, little boy?" Leland flicks a match nicely himself into an ashtray. Cooper picks it up and blows it out. Afternoon -- Andy buys boots from the OAM while he was waiting (Andy to Cooper, 2004) -- At the RR, Lucy and Dick have words over lunch. They used to go out every Thursday night for three months, but he hasn't called in 6 weeks, since their encounter in Horne's Home Furnishings. She tells him of her pregnancy. -- James and Maddy discuss Donna. She arrives at an opportune moment, while they're holding hands, and storms out. -- Emory videotapes Audrey as Blackie shoots her up -- The OAM shows shoes to Truman, sees the sketch of BOB, gets dizzy and heads for the bathroom -- Shelly drops by the station and tells Cooper and Truman she won't give a statement against Leo. Cooper smells an insurance scam and wonders who's behind it. -- The OAM has spasms in the toilet stall, flushes the toilet and the spasms cease. He drops his needle. Mike takes over. -- Cooper meets Ben at the Great Northern, who tells him to watch his step with Audrey. The Asian Man watches and follows Cooper. -- Jean Renault gives Audrey some English caramel -- Emory recognizes Cooper on the monitor. Jean and Nancy, Blackie's sister, arrive. They and Blackie scheme. Jean wants Cooper and Blackie wants money. He'll be the go-between for 30%. -- Truman gets a call from Pete - Josie will be back tomorrow afternoon. Hawk has information about the white house - it's boarded up and no name on the mailbox. Truman tells Cooper about the OAM and flinches when Cooper reminds him that in his dream, the OAM knew BOB. Cooper finds the needle in the bathroom. 4:15 (?) (clock on wall) -- Ed visits Nadine who is strapped to her bed. He sings to her, and she breaks her straps and wakes up. She's 18. -- Cooper and Truman visit Jacoby in his hospital room. His wife is there. Hypnotized, he says he smelled engine oil at the park, and he saw Jacques' killer - 40 - Night (full moon) -- Donna brings Harold's flower to Laura's grave and has a one-way conversation with her -- James sees Maddy at the Palmer home. He's depressed since his mom came home. Donna once again catches them at another opportune moment. -- Maddy cries to Leland, "Everybody thinks I'm Laura, but I'm not!" Cooper and Truman arrive to arrest Leland for the murder of Jacques. -- Donna goes over to Harold's and finds Laura's secret diary next to a knife 06 Mar (Monday) [Episode 2004 - 10/20/90 Written by Jerry Stahl and Mark Frost, Harley Peyton, Robert Engles Directed by Todd Holland] Early morning -- Cooper and Truman question Leland, who admits to killing Jacques -- Doc Hayward and Andy discuss Andy's sterility. Doc asks for another sample. Andy, with a copy of Fleshworld, runs into Lucy on the way to the restroom. -- Truman tells Cooper no one named Robertson ever lived in the white house. Andy runs into a deputy, "Sorry, Bob." Cooper notices Andy's wearing Circle Brand Boots. "Not even 9:30" (Ben to Louie) -- Louie tells Ben that travel critic M. T. Wentz is coming to town -- Jean, who "sells insurance to small businesses," visits Ben with the video of Audrey and the condition that Cooper bring the ransom money Afternoon -- Donna picks up lunches from the RR -- Norma tells Hank about M. T. Wentz. He says there's enough time and takes off. -- At Harold's, he shows Donna the secret diary and reads from it. Donna suggests giving it to the sheriff but Harold disagrees. -- Ben shows the Audrey video to Cooper and asks him to deliver the money -- Josie returns -- At OEJ, Emory brings Audrey to Jean. Audrey says Emory hit him. Jean kills Emory. -- Andy approaches Lucy. Cooper has a talk with her. -- Cooper asks Truman a favor. He needs the best Bookhouse Boy. 7:05 (clock on wall) (1/2 moon) -- Hank and Norma patronize a large man at the RR. Hank lifts his billfold and finds it is Daryl Lodwick, District Attorney. -- Donna meets Maddy at the RR and asks her help in getting the secret diary -- Truman confronts Josie about the mill, she seduces him on the couch. A mystery man watches outside the window in the rain (Asian man?). -- Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the station and meets Lucy, Cooper and the sheriff. -- Dick Tremayne arrives, offers Lucy money for an abortion, and is kicked out by her. -- Andy, who overhears Lucy crying, brings in Leland to meet with the Judge. Sid arrives. - 41 - Evening -- Ben bows to Mr. Tojamura who checks in. Louie calls Norma - she thinks it's M. T. Wentz. -- Josie introduces her cousin Jonathan to Pete. Jonathan tells Josie her job is to sell the mill and she is expected in Hong Kong by Mr. Eckhardt. 9:30 pm -- Truman meets Cooper at the Roadhouse -- Hank at the RR gets a visit from the Asian man and is beaten up 07 Mar (Tuesday) [Episode 2005 - 10/27/90 Written by Barry Pullman Directed by Graeme Clifford] 6:42 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper awakes, chewing on his ear plug, and finds Audrey's note Morning -- Hawk tells Truman of his finds - two old ladies at the white house. They never heard of a Robertson. -- Lucy leaves for Tacoma. She'll stay at sister Gwen and Larry's for two days. -- Cooper tells Truman he knows where Audrey is -- Mr Pinkle demonstrates for Bobby and Shelly the Leo-lifter apparatus while Bobby reads Shooting -- Leland's hearing. Truman defends, Andy sketches. Ben chews on nuts and leaves. Leland's released. -- Donna delivers lunch to Harold and makes a deal. He'll read the diary if she tells her story. She taunts him outside, he collapses. -- Leo's hearing. He's ruled incompetent to stand trial. The Judge, Cooper, and Truman have a drink. Cooper doesn't think Leo did it. Truman tells Shelly Leo's coming home. Judge tells Cooper to keep an eye on the woods. -- Ed brings Nadine home. She rips off the refrigerator door. -- Tojamura meets Ben and offers him 5 million dollars for Ghostwood [His assistant is the Asian man from 1006] -- At the Great Northern, Bobby is snooping around Hank Noon ("Expect a call tomorrow. Noon," Jean to Ben, 2004) -- Cooper meets Ben. They get a call from Jean with instructions on where and when to deliver the money. Ben has Hank follow Cooper. -- Donna and Maddy plot to get the diary -- At OEJ, Jean arms himself. Nancy reports that Audrey is asleep. -- Andy mans the phones at the station. He calls the Doc for the results of his sperm test. "I'm a whole damn town!" to Truman as he's zipping his fly. He sees Gwen's number, calls, and gets an abortion clinic. -- Cooper and Truman plan. Hawk enters and reports that the OAM is staying at the Robin's Nest. No one's seen him for "a day, a day and a half." He found a mysterious drug. They try to keep their plans from Hank. Night (1/2 moon) -- Maddy gets some coffee at the RR. James follows. -- Donna tells a story to Harold - 42 - -- Cooper and Truman bust into OEJ. An owl sees them. There's a roll of plastic on the stairs. -- Harold shows Donna some orchids -- Cooper runs into Nancy and gets Audrey -- Truman watches Jean kill Blackie and lick her blood on his lips. Hawk saves Cooper and Truman. H: "Good thing you guys can't keep a secret." -- Hank is caught outside by Jean and is identified as DA Lodwick (billfold) -- Maddy and Donna are caught by Harold [Episode 2006 - 11/3/90 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engles Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter] Night (con't) -- James rescues Donna and Maddy. Harold sprays his plants and grieves. -- Cooper brings Audrey to the Bookhouse -- Maddy leaves Donna and James, who share a moment -- Truman recognizes Jean in a book of criminals and points him out to Cooper, who begins to feel remorse for getting Audrey messed up in his problems -- Cooper gives back the money to Ben and tells him what happened. Ben hugs him, then the briefcase. 08 Mar (Wednesday) Morning -- Bobby brings Leo home. He and Shelly get their first check - it's only $700, it was supposed to be $5000. Leo groans. -- Donna tells Truman about the secret diary. Gordon Cole arrives ("sounds real good, Sheriff, but I already ate"), with Albert's report: vicuna fibers were found outside Cooper's room, the OAM's chemicals were weird stuff, and the scraps of paper found near the train site were diary pages. Hawk brings in the OAM. G: "There's the one-armer now!" -- Ben sees Audrey. A: "I'm aware of a lot of new things too, Daddy." "I saw so much." 1:50 pm (clock on wall) -- Nadine comes home from shopping -- Jonathan rapes Josie and gives her a one way ticket to Hong Kong. She says she hasn't received her insurance money nor the money from Ben. She's waited five years for this. The plane leaves at midnight. -- Maddy says goodbye to James at a dock. She leaves tomorrow. -- Ben meets Josie at his office. They drink to the fire. She got Pete's signature and wants her money. He threatens, she threatens. He gives her the check from Tojamura, she gives him the contract. -- Bobby and Shelly party around Leo. They make out in front of him, Leo moves. -- Cooper meets Gordon. Albert thinks Cooper is in over his head. Gordon's worried over Pittsburgh. Cooper gets an unmarked letter with an opening chess move (P to K-4) from Windom Earle. -- Leland meets with Ben and proves himself, while pocketing fur off of a stuffed fox. Jerry's on his way to Tokyo. - 43 - Night -- Truman arrives as Josie's leaving. He is introduced to Jonathan as "Mr. Lee," Josie's assistant. He tells her he loves her, she hesitates, then leaves. -- Ben meets with Tojamura. Leland sings. Pete chats with Tojamura: Pete: The King and I! [to Tojamura] Do you like musicals? Tojamura: No. Pete: Not even Fiddler on the Roof? Made me weep like a little baby. Tojamura: I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable. -- Cooper questions Mike: M: There is no need...for medicine. I am not in pain. C: Who are you? M: My name is Mike. C: What are you? M: I am...an inhabiting spirit. C: Who is Phillip Gerard? M: He is host to me. C: You spoke to me in my dream...about BOB. M: Mmm. He...was...my familiar. C: Where does BOB come from? M: That...cannot be revealed. C: What does BOB want? M: He is BOB...eager for fun. He wears a smile... Everybody run! Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and feeds. Eh. BOB requires a human host. He feeds on fear...and the pleasures. They are his children. I am similar to BOB. We once were partners. M and C in unison: Through the darkness of futures past, The magician longs to see. M: One...chance out, between two worlds, Fire...walk with me. Oh, but then...I saw the face of God...and was purified. I took off the arm...but remained... close to this vessel, inhabiting from time to time, for ONE, SINGLE, PURPOSE. C: To find BOB [produces sketch of Bob]. M: TO STOP HIM! This [points to sketch] is his true face. But few can see it. The gifted...and the damned! C: Is BOB near us now? M: For nearly forty years. C: Where? M: Ah. A large house, made of wood, surrounded by trees. The house is filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls, night after night. C: The Great Northern Hotel! 09 Mar (Thursday) [Episode 2007 - 11/10/90 Written by Mark Frost Directed by David Lynch] Early morning -- Mike babbles, Gordon tells Truman about the diary pages. Gordon is on his way to Bend Oregon, "hush hush" business. -- Note arrives for Donna at Tremonds', it's a page of Laura's secret - 44 - diary ("morning after poor Harold died," Mrs. Tremond to Donna, 2009) 7:24 am (clock on shelf) -- Andy shows guests to Mike, who says "no...no..." Navy sailors bounce handballs. Ben enters the room and Mike faints. -- Hawk discovers Harold's body 9:05 am (clock on mantelpiece) -- Maddy tells Leland and Sarah she's leaving tomorrow. "I'll come galloping back often!" -- Cooper and Truman find the French note on Harold's body, "I'm a lonely soul." Hawk finds the torn diary. -- Bobby and Shelly pay their bills and end up with $42. She wants Bobby to take a necklace back. Leo's truck's been impounded. Leo screams and spits, "new shoes." Leo had Shelly take in a pair of boots "last week." -- Audrey confronts Ben with what she knows. He's owned OEJ for five years. Laura worked there a short time, Battis recruited her without his knowledge. He slept with her. Day -- A tearful Shelly tells Norma she's quitting. Nadine and Ed arrive. Norma's been working there "20 years this April." Nadine crushes a glass. -- Bobby and Mike get back to Leo's with the boots and find a tape in the heel. 2:47 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper pieces together the diary. There are repeated references to BOB. Audrey arrives and tells him what she found out about Ben. Night (full moon) (Albert puts Maddy's death between 10 and 12 and Truman says they took Ben in after that, 2009) -- Ben gets a fax from Jerry - he's talked with the people in Osaka and it's thumbs up. Hawk, Andy, Truman, and Cooper arrive to take Ben in for questioning. -- At the Palmer house, a record skips at the end, and Sarah (drugged) crawls down the stairs, "Leland." -- Ben is brought to the station. The Log Lady tells Cooper, "We don't know what will happen or when, but there are owls in the Roadhouse." She acknowledges that something is happening. -- Pete runs into Tojamura - it's Catherine -- Sarah sees a white horse and faints. Leland's at the mirror. -- At the Roadhouse, Donna meets James and they discuss Harold. The Log Lady arrives with Cooper and Truman. The navy sailors are there also. Donna lip syncs. -- Cooper and the Log Lady see the giant, "It is happening again." -- Leland at the mirror, sees BOB. Maddy smells something burning and is killed by Bob/Leland. An 'O' is put underneath her fingernail. -- The waiter from the Great Northern tells Cooper, "I'm so sorry." Bobby and Donna appear moved. Cooper's thinking hard. 10 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2008 - 11/17/90 Written by Scott Frost Directed by Caleb Deschanel] - 45 - Morning -- Leland plays indoor golf. Donna and James drop by and miss their chance to say goodbye to Maddy. Leland says he dropped Maddy off at the bus station not 20 minutes ago. Leland excuses himself and talks to Sarah. After Donna and James leave, Leland packs the club into his bag (Maddy's in there) and leaves. His license plate says "The Timber State." -- Ben brushes his teeth in his cell when Jerry arrives back from Japan. Ben says he was with Catherine the night Laura died. Ben and Jerry reminisce about Louise Dombrowski dancing with a flashlight. -- Lucy's back with her sister Gwen 10:03 am (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper and Truman come across Leland dancing with his golf club. Truman tells Leland Ben's been arrested. Cooper asks him to get back to him if he remembers anything about Ben. T: Everything OK? C: I'm not sure. Late morning -- Doc Hayward takes a blood sample from Ben. Jerry defends, and Cooper and Truman question him. Jerry's license to practice law has been revoked in IL, FL, AL, MA. -- Bobby makes a copy of Leo's tape and writes a letter for Ben -- Norma's mom Vivien arrives with her new husband Ernie, a financial analyst. He says he's through with gambling, but leaves a paper on the counter and Norma sees "$1000 Houston by 3 points" written on it. -- The OAM ("he's close...") bumps the deputy and escapes from his room -- Hank returns to the RR and smooth talks Norma -- Truman and Pete look through a pair of binoculars at a pileated woodpecker. They trade stories about Josie and get funny feelings. Truman leaves with Cooper. The OAM is missing. -- Andy sees Lucy with Gwen's baby and faints 1:40 pm (?) (Ben's watch) -- Pete delivers a voice message to Ben from Catherine. She'll testify for the mill. Ben throws a tantrum. -- Leland sings "Surry With a Fringe on Top" while driving. Cooper's whistling the same tune in a different key. They nearly collide. Truman pulls Leland over and they chat. Leland mentions Ben made a phone call at 10 pm the night Laura died and mentioned a "derry" or diary. Leland offers to show Cooper his new clubs and appears to almost whack Cooper with one when Truman calls him away - they found the OAM, near the waterfall. Afternoon -- Hawk brings in the OAM to the station. Lucy attends to Andy while Gwen gabs. Andy tells Lucy about his sperm. -- The OAM examines Ben. Truman charges Ben with the murder of Laura. The OAM is taken to back to the hotel. Cooper tells Truman he doesn't think Ben did it. 8:30 pm (Vivien to Hank) -- Norma, Hank, Ernie and Vivien have dinner together, Hank's got a - 46 - new domino - double 4. When the ladies are in the powder room, Hank and Ernie talk. They were prison buddies. Ernie Niles, "The Professor," got out 6 months ago. He met Vivien at a Republican fund raiser. He says he doesn't gamble anymore. 11:05 pm (clock on table) -- Cooper makes a quick message to Diane -- Audrey visits Cooper. Cooper gets a call. -- Cooper and Truman identify Maddy's body 11 Mar (Saturday) [Episode 2009 - 12/1/90 Written by Mark Frost, Harley Peyton and Robert Engles Directed by Tim Hunter] Morning -- Albert reports: letter O under Maddy's fingernail, fur in her hand from a dead, stuffed fox. Cooper asks for 24 hours to finish it. Albert: Cooper... an observation. I don't know where this is headed, but the only one of us with the coordinates for this destination in his hardware is you. Go on whatever vision quest you require. Stand on the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance. Just find this beast before he takes another bite. Cooper: God help me, I don't know where to start. Hawk: You're on the path. You don't need to know where it leads. Just follow... -- James gives Donna a ring. Donna mentions last night. -- Vivien doesn't like Norma's eggs. -- Andy's French surprises Donna -- Donna, Cooper, and Andy arrive at the Tremonds. A younger Mrs. Tremond answers the door. Her mother passed away 3 years ago and she has no children. She has a letter addressed to Donna that was in her mail the morning after Harold died. It's a page from Laura's diary: February 22. Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a red room with a small man, dressed in red, and an old man sitting in a chair. I tried to talk to him. I wanted to tell him who BOB is, because I thought he could help me. But my words came out slow and odd. It was frustrating trying to talk. I got up and walked to the old man. Then I leaned over and whispered the secret in his ear. Somebody has to stop BOB. BOB's only afraid of one man. He told me once. A man named Mike. I wonder if this was Mike in my dream. Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me. No one in the real world would believe me. February 23. Tonight is the night that I die. I know I have to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me. The only way to tear him out from inside. I know he wants me. I can feel his fire. But if I die he can't hurt me anymore. -- Cooper questions the OAM. M: BOB and I, when we were killing together, it was this, this perfect relationship. Appetite, satisfaction, a golden circle. C: A golden circle. A ring. My ring. I gave my ring to the giant. M: He is known to us here. C: Then he's real. - 47 - M: As real as I. {laughs} He can help you find BOB. C: How? M: You must ask him first. C: How do I do that? M: You have all the clues you need. The answers are not here, my friend, {touches Cooper's forehead} the answers are here. {touches Cooper's chest} -- Cooper, standing in a hall at the Great Northern, thinking hard, sees the waiter. "I know about you. That milk'll cool down on you but it's getting warmer now." -- Cooper, Truman and Albert examine Ben's office. Albert says Maddy was killed the night before last between 10 and 12. He also has Ben's blood test results. 12:43 pm (clock on wall) -- Andy calls Dick while Lucy watches - they need to talk -- Tojamura sees Ben. He wants the contract signed or the money returned. Ben signs it and Tojamura reveals his true identity. -- Leland comes home to Donna. She's got a tape of her, Maddy and James singing for Maddy. Leland recognizes Laura's shades on Donna and she mentions Laura's secret diary. Leland gets a call from Beth - Maddy never made it home. He chews gum, dances with Donna, and hugs her hard. Truman's at the door for Leland. -- Donna tells James about Maddy. He leaves her crying. 3:00 pm (clock on wall) -- At the Roadhouse, Ben eats nuts. Cooper and Truman are at the bar. Truman brings Leland, Ed arrives and they clear the room. Hawk brings Bobby and Leo. Major Briggs brings the waiter, who gives Cooper a stick of gum. Leland: "I know that gum. That's my most favorite gum in the world." Cooper remembers: Laura: "My father killed me." The Giant gives Cooper his ring back. 3:55 (clock on wall) -- Cooper and Truman trick Leland into a cell. He freaks. -- At gunpoint, Leland is cuffed and read his rights. Leland/BOB confesses to killing Laura and Maddy. He mentions Pittsburgh and Cooper is noticeably shaken. -- Dick and Andy listen to Lucy. Dick smokes. -- Cooper tells his story of how the answer was staring him in the face all this time - Leland's dancing, grey hair, Robertson, the letters, the secret diary. Leland recites Mike's poem and BOB's response. The sprinklers go off and Leland rams his head into the door. Cooper: Call an ambulance! Leland: Oh God! Laura! I killed her. Oh my God, I killed my daughter. I didn't know. Forgive me. Oh God. I was just a boy. I saw him in my dream. He said he wanted to play. He opened me and I invited him and he came inside me. Cooper: He went inside. Leland: When he was inside, I didn't know. When he was gone, I - 48 - couldn't remember. He made me do things. Terrible things. He said he wanted lives. He wanted others, others that they could use, like they used me. Cooper: Like Laura. Leland: They wanted her. They wanted Laura. But she was strong. She fought. She wouldn't let him in. Oh God. They had me kill that girl, Teresa. And they said if I didn't give them Laura, they'd have me kill her, too. Cooper: But she wouldn't let them in. Leland: They said she'd die before she'd let them. Then they made me kill her. Oh God, have mercy on me. What have I done? What have I done? Oh God. I love her. I love her with all my heart. My angel, forgive me. Cooper: Leland. Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path. Your soul has set you face to face with the clear light and you are now about to experience it in its reality. Wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky and the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without circumference or center. Leland, in this moment, know yourself and abide in that state. Look to the light, Leland. Find the light. Leland: I see it. Cooper: Into the light, Leland. Into the light. Leland: I see... Her. She's there. Cooper: Into the light, Leland. Leland: She's beautiful. Cooper: Into the light. Leland: Laura? Cooper: Don't be afraid. Late afternoon -- Cooper, Albert and Truman, meet Briggs and talk about BOB -- An owl flying by some wrecked cars 14 Mar (Tuesday) [Episode 2010 - 12/8/90 Written by Tricia Brook Directed by Tina Rathborne] Day -- Cooper explains to Sarah what happened the night Maddy died and Leland's final moments -- Leland's wake. Dr. Jacoby's back from Hawaii. Dougie pulls his brother's (Mayor Dwayne Milford) ear. Dougie owns the newspaper and is engaged to be married. Cooper: Harry, I'm really gonna miss this place. -- Dr. Jacoby and Ed ask to have 35 year old Nadine admitted to school -- Audrey sees Cooper, who tells his tale of Earle. A: "Friendship is the foundation of any lasting relationship." 12:35 pm (clock on wall) -- Bobby puts on Leo's clothes and goes to see Ben - 49 - -- Catherine talks to Truman. She says a guardian angel saved her and directed her to the summer cabin on Pearl Lakes. There appears to be an owl-shaped smudge on her cheek. -- Dick talks to Lucy while she's replacing ceiling light bulbs. She nearly falls but Dick's oblivious. Andy offers to be friends. -- Cooper says goodbye to Truman, who gives him a green butt skunk hook and a Bookhouse Boy patch. He says goodbye to Hawk, Andy and Lucy, when Roger Hardy arrives with a mountie and tells Cooper he has been suspended from the FBI. -- Audrey gets Bobby in to see Ben, but gets kicked out. They go to get ice cream. B: Cup or cone? A: Mmmm...cone. I like to lick. -- Roger and the mountie question Cooper, who surrenders his gun and badge. They only knew of two deaths, and Cooper didn't know about Battis. Truman stands up for Cooper. -- Nadine Butler tries out for cheerleading 6:20 pm (clock on wall) -- Shelly brushes Leo's teeth. Bobby calls, Leo moves. Night (full moon) -- Vivien reveals herself to Norma, who kicks her out -- Hank brings Ernie to Jean at OEJ. Jean's assistant is the mountie - he'll put some of the stolen cocaine in Cooper's car -- Josie, injured, returns to Truman's place -- Cooper and Briggs around a campfire: COOPER: At the time I did what I thought was right. I must now face the consequences. BRIGGS: You can do no more. (Cooper and Major Briggs, roasting marshmallows over a campfire.) COOPER: You know, Major, I find myself thinking a lot about BOB. If he truly exists. BRIGGS: Yeah, I've pondered that same question continuously since this horror was revealed. COOPER: I try to imagine him out there, incarnate, looking for another victim to inhabit. BRIGGS: There are powerful forces of evil in the world. It is some men's fate to face great darkness. We each choose how to react. If the choice is fear, then we become vulnerable to darkness. There are ways to resist. You, sir, were blessed with certain gifts. In this respect, you are not alone. Have you ever heard of the White Lodge? COOPER: The White Lodge. No, I don't believe I have. (Briggs appears to ponder what he should say about this.) (Angle on the woods from the point of view of some unknown entity, moving through the woods.) COOPER: Major, I'm going to take a moment here. I feel the call of nature. There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air. I look forward to hearing more about this White Lodge. (Cooper moves off into the woods. Major Briggs laughs, gives the departing Cooper a "thumb's-up".) When I return. From my journey. (Lingering on Briggs, who looks off in the direction of Cooper's exit with a speculative expression. An owl hoots. Major Briggs looks up, alarmed.) - 50 - (Cooper urinating in the woods. An owl hoots in the tree above him. Cooper watches the owl. Suddenly a brilliant white light appears behind him. Cooper turns toward the light.) (Angle on Briggs, bathed in blinding white light.) BRIGGS: COOPER! COOPER! (A robed figure appears in the light, backlit. No features are visible.) (Cooper dashes through the woods to the camp site. The Major is gone.) COOPER: Major Briggs? MAJOR? (Cooper looks at the light. It seems to be receding into the woods. Cooper runs toward it. He reaches the top of a small hill and freezes, looking into the light. The light blinks out.) 15 Mar (Wednesday) [Episode 2011 - 12/15/90 Written by Barry Pullman Directed by Duwayne Dunham] Morning -- James cycles -- Mrs. Briggs talks to Cooper and Truman about her husband's disappearance. Being "in the woods is very significant," he "talks about them constantly." He left some notes by his bedside table so she'll call back later. -- Andy and Hawk found a present for Mr. & Mrs. Milford -- Gordon calls from Bend (a temp patches him through - Lucy's helping with the wedding). Dennis Bryson from the DEA will be arriving. -- Cooper presents no defense to Roger -- Nadine asks Donna about Mike -- James cycles to Wallies and meets Evelyn Marsh. She asks if he would fix her husband's Jaguar which she drove into a ditch. 12:18 pm (clock on wall) -- Andy leaves flowers for Lucy -- Dick brings Nicky, his charge from Happy Helping Hand, to the station. Andy offers him a malt. -- Cooper, Truman, and Hawk discuss the White Lodge: HAWK: Cooper, you may be fearless in this world, but there are other worlds. COOPER: Tell me more. HAWK: My people believe that the White Lodge is a place where the spirits that rule man and nature here reside. TRUMAN: Local legend. Goes way back. HAWK: There is also a legend of a place called the Black Lodge... the shadow-self of the White Lodge. The legend says that every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection. There, you will meet your own shadow-self. My people call it "The Dweller on the Threshold." COOPER: "The Dweller on the Threshold..." HAWK: But it is said, if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul. -- Dennis arrives. He and Cooper worked together in Oakland. An RCMP officer says he stole drugs. -- Nadine leg presses 600 lbs. -- Josie tells Truman about Eckhardt. He took her off the streets in Hong Kong at 16 and taught her about life and business. She was afraid for her - 51 - life when she met Andrew, a business partner. She says she believes Eckhardt is responsible for Andrew's death. She escaped from the airport at Seattle. -- Roger has pie at the RR (story on Leland in his paper) -- Hank and Ernie return. When Norma asks Ernie if he caught anything, he spins a tale she doesn't buy. Vivien's returned to Seattle. -- Nicky blows whip cream in Dick's face and spins Andy's seat -- James looks at Jeffrey's '48 Jaguar. Her husband, Jeffrey, travels extensively. She'll provide room and board while he works on the car. -- Ben watches old footage of the groundbreaking ceremony for the Great Northern. Hank arrives: "Ben, I have had an absolutely killer schedule." Ben wants to rearrange furniture. Hank tells him OEJ has been taken over. Ben makes shadow figures. -- Cooper gets an envelope from Windom Earle. P to Q4. "Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically traditional opening. I must say, your responding move was nothing if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious. See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical confrontation? But there's doubt in your mind: what are my true intentions? How will you answer this time? Hobgoblins, Dale... consistency...predictability, giving rise to patterns. We both know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to attack. You with your wounds, I with mine, let me paint you a picture: my knights will skirmish, lanes of power and influence will open through my bishops and rooks, pawns will naturally be forfeit. I'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because, I assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost; the king must die!" -- The Milford wedding. Dwayne objects. -- The reception. Denise tells Cooper he found cocaine in Cooper's car and explains what happened with him and his cross-dressing. -- Cooper dances with Audrey, Andy with Denise. Log lady likes the cake. -- Josie tells Catherine Thomas Eckhardt killed Andrew and she should be careful. Catherine employs Josie as her maid. Andrew's alive: "Everything's going exactly as we planned." He and Catherine will be waiting for Eckhardt. 16 Mar (Thursday) [Episode 2012 - 1/12/90 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engles Directed by Caleb Deschanel] 7:00 am (Catherine to Josie, 2011) -- Catherine will have breakfast. Coffee, juice, dry toast, oatmeal. Morning -- Bobby tries again to blackmail Ben, who's acting too weird for it to take. Ben: "You know what you have to have in this life? Balance, distance, symmetry." He's stacked his furniture. Eventually he hires Bobby to spy on Hank. Lana runs by screaming. -- Cooper is discussing houses with a real estate agent, Irene. A coin flip leads him to like Dead Dog Farm, an estate with a mysterious past where no one stays for long. -- Andy, Dick and Lucy visit with Nicky's case worker, Jane. Nicky is an orphan who has been through many foster homes, and is the victim of - 52 - "persistent random misfortune." Truman breaks up the meeting calling Andy to an emergency at the Great Northern. -- Truman, Doc Hayward and Andy investigate Dougie Milford, dead in his hotel bed. Dwayne comes in and grieves, accusing the wife of murder by sex. Andy doesn't cry. "My Secret Life" by Chris Gerrity is found on the bed. -- In the hallway, Hawk is talking/flirting with the widow. H: "When something really big goes down, I'm the man." 10:10 am (clock on wall) -- Nadine has joined the wrestling team and takes district champion Mike in one fall while asking him out -- Mike complains to Donna about Nadine. D: "I'm not that good of an actress." -- James meets Malcolm Sloan, who poses as Evelyn Marsh's brother (Evelyn to James, 2014), and is Jeffrey Marsh's driver. He says Marsh abuses Evelyn. Once a fortnight he beats her and she breaks something of his. M: "I'm sorry, am I being obscure?" -- At Dead Dog Farm, Cooper notices some tire tracks: "A Jeep, a four- wheeler and a luxury sedan." In the house he deduces a meeting took place in the past few hours. He finds baby laxative and cocaine dust. -- Dick fixes a flat (reading the instructions) while Nicky is being irritating. While Nicky is away from the car, it falls off the jack. Nicky panics and runs to hug Dick (who is unhurt). Day -- Cooper comes to tell Truman about Dead Dog Farm, but instead visits with Air Force Colonel Riley investigating Major Briggs. Briggs is a great pilot and his disappearance makes the cold war look like the sniffles. "The owls are not what they seem" was broadcast from the woods, not deep space -- maybe from the White Lodge ("That's classified"). Cooper mentions seeing an owl before Briggs disappeared. -- James and Evelyn flirt and kiss. James encourages her to leave her husband but she refuses. When Jeffrey comes home she runs to greet him. -- Bobby, returning to Ben's office with photos, sees Audrey who flirts with him but doesn't kiss him. Audrey goes to her secret listening place. -- Ben, who is working on a civil war model ("Gettysburg, day 1"), accepts the photos from Bobby and gives him a raise. Audrey eavesdrops. -- Pete and Catherine enjoy a romantic meal, served by Josie in a maid outfit. Pete is bothered by Catherine's treatment of Josie, but is having too much fun to make an issue of it. -- Cooper brings Diane up to date: "Diane, I'm holding in my hand a nationally distributed newspaper. My opening move [P to Q4] responding to Windom Earle's opening move was printed in the personal column as per my instructions, but I have already received his response to this yesterday. He anticipated my response to his opening move perfectly. He's toying with me, Diane. I wonder where he is and what he's planning." Audrey knocks and offers Cooper Bobby's photos she has just stolen from her father's office. Cooper identifies them as Hank, Ernie, Jean Renault and the mountie, meeting at Dead Dog Farm. Denise comes in, and Audrey kisses Cooper on her way out. Cooper briefs Denise. D: I may be wearing a dress but I still pull my panties on one leg at a - 53 - time, if you know what I mean. Cooper: Not really... Night -- At the RR, Ed looks depressed, prompting Norma to suggest they can still be friends and to take his hand, all this secretly witnessed by Hank, sporting a 3:4 domino. -- Dick tells Andy he thinks Nicky is the devil -- In Truman's office, Dwayne continues to accuse Lana of murder. Doc says it was a natural heart attack. -- In the hallway, all the men watch Lana being escorted to a room. They begin collectively reciting Shakespeare. -- Lucy tries to call the sheriff to the phone, but gets no response. She eventually finds all the men literally spellbound by Lana telling stories. -- Denise visits Ernie at the RR. At the Great Northern, Cooper and Denise interrogate Ernie. They apparently want to let him off, using him to catch the big guys. Denise will pose as a buyer from Seattle and Ernie will arrange for a deal between Renault and Denise. -- James hears Evelyn and Jeffrey fighting. Malcolm tells James the first beating was four years ago. He swears to kill Jeffrey. -- Bobby goes home to find his mother sitting in the dark grieving over the Major's disappearance. She flips on an owl lamp and Bobby tells his mother about the Major's vision. Suddenly the lights go out and the major materializes in the house, wearing a vintage pilot's outfit (leather jacket and goggles) and asking how long he's been gone. Betty: Is everything all right? Garland: No, dear...not exactly. 17 Mar (Friday) [Episode 2013 - 1/19/90 Written by Harley Peyton Directed by Todd Holland] Morning -- Fade up on night time sky/field of stars. Camera pans slowly to right. VOICE: (whispers) Cooperrr... In the background, a chittering noise is heard. A yellow symbol consisting of three equilateral triangles overlapping slightly at their apexes (like the international radiation symbol) appears spinning in the center of the screen and rapidly moves towards the camera with a screaming noise. When it hits the camera, the screen erupts with flames. BRIGGS (V.O.): I remember stepping from the flames. A vague shape in the dark. Then nothing. Slow fade from flames to Major Garland Briggs. He is seated on a throne of stone in the middle of a jungle. The camera moves slowly towards him. BRIGGS: 'Til I found myself standing by the cold remains of our campfire. Two days later. HAYWARD (Distorted V.O.): Major, there are some new techniques that might help us break through your amnesia. BRIGGS: Well, my memories are immune from regression. - 54 - I can feel them... A wolf begins to growl in the background. BRIGGS: ...they're palpable, the smells, the sensation. Everything is known to me, yet somehow beyond my reach. COOPER (distorted V.O.): Do you remember anything else? BRIGGS: Very little, save for one disturbing image of a giant owl, pervasive. The wolf continues to growl. COOPER (distorted V.O.): A giant owl? With a flash of light, we cut to a brief negative image of an owl flying, then to a close shot of the back of the Major's neck, where there is a small red scar identical to the 3-triangle symbol seen before. Cut to Briggs face. The flash is revealed to be from an Instamatic camera that Doc Hayward used to take a picture of the scar. The camera slowly pulls back from Briggs. The scene is the Sheriff's Station Conference Room, the time is apparently morning. Major Briggs, Agent Cooper, Doc Hayward and Sheriff Truman are present. COOPER: A giant owl? How big? BRIGGS: (fidgeting with his fingers) Enough to cloud my mind and memory. HAYWARD: (handing the instant picture he has just taken to Cooper) Three triangular scars behind the right ear, in perfect proportion. TRUMAN: Major Briggs...what exactly does your work involve? BRIGGS: That information...as I've repeated endlessly to myself...classified. Though the keeping of secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now. (Pause. The Major is nervous and shaken.) Perhaps there are sources of information that are so important as to transcend the human need to conspire. Information of such weight that pertains not ... (Garland pauses. He begins to lose control of his emotions.) Oh, God! Is this meant for the soul?! My soul? COOPER: Major--perhaps you'd better start back at the beginning. BRIGGS: Are you familiar with...Project Bluebook? COOPER: Yes sir, I am. The Air Force investigation into the phenomenon of Unidentified Flying Objects. BRIGGS: Officially disbanded in 1969. But, there are those of us who ... continue in an _unofficial_ capacity. Examining the heavens as before...in the case of Twin Peaks, the earth below. Cooper and Truman look at each other. BRIGGS: We are searching for a place called the White Lodge. Briggs stops talking as the door opens and two M.P.s step in. M.P. #1: Major Briggs? BRIGGS: I've been expecting you. TRUMAN: Now hold on just a minute, fellas. M.P. #1: Colonel Riley's orders. TRUMAN: I don't care what orders you got, this is my station and Major Briggs happens to be a friend of mine. BRIGGS: Harry (Briggs rises). I'm afraid we will have to continue this discussion at a later date. TRUMAN: Are you sure you wanna to go with them? - 55 - BRIGGS: (Nods) Yeah. (to Cooper) Goodbye. M.P. #1: Major. A sprinkler drips onto the photo Cooper is holding {we hear the "hand shakes" sound from 2020}. -- Denise and Cooper have Ernie call Jean for the setup -- Dick tells Andy Nicky's records were sealed and returned to the orphanage -- Cooper asks Lucy if she's seen anything from Earle in the newspapers -- At the RR, Ed tells Norma, "We need to talk" -- Shelly's fed up with taking care of Leo and slaps Bobby who's going out again, as Invitation to Love plays on the TV. Leo's eye twitches. -- Ed gets a call from James who wants all his money ($12) sent to him at Wallies -- Evelyn asks James about his girls and for his help 9:25 am (clock on wall) -- Mike tries to fight off Nadine at the RR -- Hank asks Norma where's she's going -- Josie answers the door to Truman who can't keep his hands off her -- Audrey visits Ben's battlefield and calls Jerry -- Ed answers the door to Norma -- Hawk prepares Ernie with a bug: (Hawk is attaching a "wire" to Ernie with adhesive tape) E: Ouch! Will you mind the chest hair, will ya? H: You're sweatin' like a pig, Mr. Niles! E: Oh, thanks a lot! That's nervous perspiration, man, hyperhydrosis. It's a childhood condition--and I didn't notice it 'til the war. Korea, remember that? Do ya? I was leading a battalion up towards the 49th parallel. We were just a bunch of fresh-faced kids. I didn't know what kinda hell we were steppin' into. C: Ernie! Ernie, I want you to focus on the here and now. Repeat your instructions to me, step by step. E: Okay. Uh...I take...Denise...up to Dead Dog Farm. I introduce her to Renault. C: Right. E: I, uh...take Renault through the buy...complete the transaction, and get the hell out of there, huh? C: Good. Harry--that's when you come in. (Truman nods) By golly...I sure wish I could join you fellas. But I've temporarily lost my enforcement franchise. E: Heh, I bet. T: Well...I've been givin' that some thought. (tosses badge to Cooper) Consider yourself deputized. The bureau's loss is my gain. (Cooper looks at the badge--it's number 13.) C: (happily) I hope I can live up to this. H: (finishes wiring Ernie) He's done. You might want to towel him off before we go! (wipes his hands, exits) E: Ah, come on! (to Cooper and Truman) Uh...how long will it, uh... take you guys to storm the farmhouse after, uh, I complete the buy? C: (pinning on his badge) You go out, we come in. E: Can I, can I ask you a question? T: What, Ernie? E: Don't make me do this! This isn't my line of work! I'm a coward! I don't do this kind of thing, I'm a CPA! - 56 - T: Ernie. C: Ernie. E: (laughs nervously) Just a momentary lapse. I'm okay, I'm...I'm cool. Let's go do it, huh? C: Where's Denise? T: Haven't seen her. (Door opens. Dennis enters dressed as a man, hair pulled back into a ponytail) D: (proudly) You can call me Dennis! Oh, I don't know, somehow it seemed...more appropriate. (Cooper beams, absolutely delighted) Whadda you think? (Truman whistles appreciatively) -- Andy and Dick at the Dorritt Home for Boys D: Our investigation must proceed "sub rosa." We may have to pick the lock. Tricky business, that. (Andy opens the unlocked door) Voila! We enter! A: Where is everybody? D: Lunch! Here we are, the case files. N...N...N...(turns to another set of files) N! Nales...Nester...Netherby...Needleman, Nicholas. Needleman, our little Nicky! A: We can read it in the car! D: Oh, patience, Andrew. A: (increasingly nervous) Dick! D: Sh! The usual background information...mmm...birthplace...initial adoption... mm-hmm! First of several, it seems. A: Dick! D: (oblivious to Andy) Ah, the plot thickens. Where are thy secrets, little Nicky? (The Brewsters appear at the door, wave eagerly. Andy sees them.) A: Dick! (The Brewsters enter. Dick jumps up, startled, and clumsily hides Nicky's file in his trenchcoat.) B: Hi! (Andy, petrified, crosses and stands beside Dick.) B: We're the Brewsters. (laughs) I know we're a little early. It's just that we're so darn eager to see him. Can we see him? Where's Donny? D: D--Uh, little Donny is...uh, dead. (The Brewsters look horrified.) Eh! Dead tired, I mean. I'm afraid little Donny, he isn't feeling up to snuff. B: Well, he was in perfect health only yesterday. (Dick is stumped.) A: Dick! D: Just a minute...*Woody*. Let me finish helping these good people. Now--where were we? Afternoon -- Ed answers the door to Donna who's looking for James. She'll deliver the money the James. -- Norma leaves and Nadine rescues Ed from Hank -- Bobby sees Ben, then Audrey. A: I think Daddy needs an injection. -- Catherine visits Ben -- James shows Evelyn the fixed car who seduces him as Malcolm watches. The bottle of champagne disappears off the car seat. - 57 - -- At Dead Dog Farm, Ernie's shirt smokes, blowing the cover. Hawk calls for backup as Cooper exchanges himself for Ernie and Dennis. Evening (1/2 moon) -- Evelyn leaves James in bed to go at it with Malcolm -- Jean, the mountie, and Cooper in the center room: C: Is my death so important to you? R: My two brothers die...I hold you responsible. C: Why? R: Well...before you came here...Twin Peak was a simple place. My brothers deal dope to the teenagers and the truckdrivers... oh...One Eyed Jack welcomed the businessman and the tourist... quiet people lived a quiet life. Then--a pretty girl die, and you arrive...and everything change. My brother Bernardo, shot, and left to die in the...the woods. A grieving father smother my remaining brother with, ah...the pillow. Kidnaping...death...suddenly, ah, the quiet people...they're quiet no more. Suddenly the...the simple dream, become the nightmare. So. If you die, maybe you will be the last to die. Maybe you brought, ah...the nightmare...with you. And maybe... the nightmare will *die* with you. -- Dennis in a RR uniform, delivers food. Cooper shoots Jean with a gun hidden in Dennis' panty hose and Dennis kicks the mountie's ass. -- Shelly wakes to intermittent power to find Leo -- Power's off at the station. Lucy says there were two fires and an explosion. Cooper finds a dead person pointing to a chessboard: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | | WB | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | | WP | WP | | WP | WP | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| ? b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BQ | BP | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| ? b| ? w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | BP | | BP | BP | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| ? b| ? w| ? b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | | BK | | BB | | | | b| w| b| w| ? b| ? w| ? b| ? w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ b = black square w = white square B = black piece W = white piece K= king Q = queen B = bishop N = knight R = rook P = pawn - 58 - ? denotes square not visible or partially obscured [Episode 2014 - 2/2/91 Written by Scott Frost Directed by Uli Edel] Friday evening (continued) -- Truman, Cooper, and Doc Hayward investigate the dead body - there's a black pawn in the mouth. Cooper says it's a vagrant, and makes several predictions borne out by investigation (type of wound, an abandoned car ...). -- Audrey plots with Bobby to save the Horne empire. AUDREY: From now on, Bobby, it's me you suck up to. -- Leo stalks Shelly with an axe, as an owl watches. LEO: Bad girl. Bobby returns home and after a struggle, Shelly stabs Leo in the leg who runs away into the woods. 18 Mar (Saturday) Day -- Cooper's been cleared, but the suspension remains. Truman gives us the bird and offers the vagrant murder case to deputy Cooper. Hawk reports Hank is in the hospital - he missed the drug deal because he was "hit by a bus." Shelly called to report Leo's awakening. -- Andy tells Lucy about his and Dick's theory of Nicky killing his parents at the age of 6 -- James meets Jeffrey, who gets in the car and drives off. -- At the RR, Ed and Doc Hayward discuss Nadine's dating and sex life. Donna took the van to look for James who's "out west a couple of hours." -- Ed tells Norma about the Nadine/Hank fight. Norma says Truman will arrest Hank for parole violation. Ed and Norma plan a romantic weekend. NORMA: People will find out. ED: Let 'em. -- James prepares to leave. Evelyn puts the moves on him. J: It's wrong! -- Cooper talks with Truman: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | WN | WB | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | | | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | BP | BP | - 59 - | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ T: So how does chess figure into all this? C: Because Windom Earle and I played a game every day for three years. He felt that all of life could be found in the patterns and conflicts on the board. (pauses) Because I never beat him. (pauses) Now it's my turn. I'll publish my response in the Twin Peaks Gazette. I don't know what else to do. T: Coop, you're gonna have to give me some more information here. C: Harry, I've brought some baggage to town I haven't told you about. (sits) Windom Earle was my first partner. Everything I know about the law and the bureau, I owe to him. Four years ago, we drew the assignment of protecting a material witness in a federal crime. She was, uh...very beautiful...very gentle woman. Her name was Caroline. She and I fell in love. One night, I...failed in my vigilance. An attack was made; I wasn't ready. I was wounded and I lost consciousness. (swallows hard) When I came to, she was in my arms, she...she was dead, she'd been stabbed. T: The wounds on the vagrant. C: Identical. The killer was never found. My wound healed; Windom Earle went mad. Institutionalized until his recent escape. T: So why is he after you? C: Harry--Caroline was Windom Earle's wife. (Truman has been sitting on the edge of his desk. Now, he sits in his chair, taken aback.) T: So...he blames you for her death. C: (shakes his head, leans forward) It's much worse than that. I think he killed her. And I think he committed the crime that she originally witnessed. Harry-- Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond! It's cold, and hard, and brilliant. I think he feigned the insanity that sent him away, but at some point he lost the ability to distinguish between what's right and what's wrong. You don't know what he's capable of, Harry...you don't know! -- Donna shows up at Wallies looking for James but finds Evelyn instead. Evelyn said he had done some work for her and then headed off to Mexico. -- James wrestles with his emotions -- Audrey ushers Jerry into Ben's office. BEN: "Jeb!" Dr. Jacoby is there. He says Ben's reversal of the South's fortunes is a healthy way for Ben to recover from his own defeat. -- Briggs staggers into the sheriff's office and collapses. Lucy checks her lip stick. -- Briggs, Truman and Cooper at the station: (Briggs, Cooper, and Truman are all sucking down huge glasses of water. Lucy is standing nearby with a pitcher of water.) L: More? C: I'm fine. T: Fine, Lucy. B: Fine. (Lucy exits.) T: Major--what happened? B: Well, as men who have dedicated their lives to service, I know that - 60 - you're able to understand how sacred I hold a pledge of allegiance. And the cost one must pay when breaking a pledge. C: It can be very great. B: Well, the Air Force, *I thought*, was not unlike other societies of men dedicated to the fight for the good. (pauses, mops his brow) Gentlemen, frankly I'm worried. When my superiors questioned me about my disappearance, they exhibited a degree of suspicion and intolerance bordering on the paranoic. I must now admit that their motivation in the search for the White Lodge is not ideologically pure. I believe that during my disappearance I was taken to the White Lodge. I can remember, virtually nothing. But I have the clear, intuitive sense that there's... much trouble ahead. C: Major? What kind of trouble? B: I am unaware of the form it will take. (pauses) I will return. Until that time, I will be in the shadows if you need me. Good day, gentlemen. C: Good day, Major. (the Major exits.) T: In the shadows. Can you beat that? C: No... -- Jacoby, Lana, Cooper, Truman, Hawk at the station (Cooper and Truman enter the meeting room after Hawk. Jacoby and Lana are waiting there.) J: Good. I wanted all of you to hear this. I've just spent almost the last twenty-four hours with this charming young lady, and as you can see, uh... I have no bruises, no broken bones...any claims by her deceased husband's brother that she's cursed or somehow responsible for a death is nonsense. Now what she does, in fact, possess is a heightened sexual drive. And a working knowledge of technique, anatomy, and touch, that few men have ever had the pleasure of experiencing, or the skills to match. T: Is it *hot* in here? C: Yeah. H: Yep. C: Lana, let me be the first to congratulate you. L: Thank you! Well--I could never have done it without Dr. Jacoby. J: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Okay. Well then, we're gonna go bowling. See ya later, guys! -- Dwayne Milford is in the lobby with a shotgun, threatening to shoot Lana. Cooper suggests that the mayor and the widow go alone into the conference room to work it out. Truman: Now what? Cooper: We wait. -- The cops enter the conference room to find the widow and the mayor making wedding plans. -- Catherine reveals Andrew Packard to Pete. P: "We forgot the weenies!" Catherine and Andrew knew of the attempt on Andrew's life so they staged it. Eckhardt tried to kill him after he got the better of him in a business deal. It was planned for 6 years. Dusk -- Eckhardt and Jones check into the Great Northern -- Truman shows Cooper a Seattle newspaper story -- Jonathan is dead. Truman suspects Josie and asks Cooper to investigate. C: "If you say drink coffee, I'll drink coffee." -- Doc Hayward tells Dick and Andy about Nicky's past. His mother was an - 61 - immigrant, maid at the Great Northern. She was impregnated during a rape, died in child birth. Nicky was in an orphanage, then adopted. His adopted parents were killed in a car crash. Lucy is indignant that the men had suspected Nicky of wrong-doing. She swats a fly. Dick and Andy break down and cry. -- It comes down at the Marsh place. Evelyn says Jeffrey died in a car crash, the brake lines were cut. JAMES: "You set me up!" Evelyn says she loves James, and hopes he gets away. Police arrive. James is sneaking away. Donna is there in the shadows, and they run away together. Night -- Leo walking through the woods. Gratuitous owl shots. There is a cabin with a light on. Leo walks in and meets Windom Earle. 19 Mar (Sunday) [Episode 2015 - 2/9/21 Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles Directed by Diane Keaton] Day -- Evelyn and Malcolm tell the cops about James -- At Wallies the cops watch an opera, while James and Donna talk as the bartender persists in listening in. Donna wants to talk to Ed, James wants to talk to Evelyn. -- Donna calls Ed -- Cooper and Truman question Shelly and Bobby, who says that Hank shot Leo -- Albert ("Get a life, punk!") tells Cooper about Earle's leavings at five different police departments in different cities, each an article of Caroline's clothing. -- Earle makes music as Leo awakens -- Ed and Norma discuss their future when Nadine rips off the door and joins them in bed. She says she knows about them, mentions Mike, and bends her 2nd place wrestling trophy. -- Cooper and Truman question Josie -- Pete returns with a load of dry cleaning. Cooper takes a sample from a coat. -- Thomas calls Josie. Catherine listens. -- Ben continues on in the war. Johnny is present in his Indian headdress. Bobby trumpets. -- Evelyn and Donna trade words at Wallies until Malcolm comes for Evelyn -- Albert's report. The dead Asian man was Jonathan Kumagai. The fibers found outside Cooper's door and from Josie's coat are a perfect match. Truman reports the dead vagrant's name was Eric Powell. Powell was Caroline's maiden name. -- Pete beats Toad, Cooper and Doc Hayward in chess -- Shelly gets her job back and cleans the ice cream cone -- Truman tells Norma Hank is going back to jail Night (1/2 moon) -- Josie answers the door to Eckhardt, who dines with Catherine. They debate over what to do with Josie. -- James confronts Evelyn, who's blowing smoke rings. She confesses and seduces him. Malcolm knocks him out. -- The North surrenders and Ben's back - 62 - -- Earle prepares himself and tutors Leo in penmanship -- Donna stumbles into Evelyn and Malcolm scheming. Fiasco results in Evelyn shooting Malcolm. -- Cooper looks at a picture of Caroline as Earle walks out of the elevator. Earle leaves a message for Audrey. -- Cooper finds a mask and a message from Earle in his bed. 20 Mar (Wednesday) [Episode 2016 - 2/16/91 Written by Tricia Brook Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter] Morning -- Cooper and Truman listen to Earle's tape. They decide to call Pete for Cooper's next move. Lucy: Paper and Pete, got it - I'll do it alphabetically! -- Pete answers Lucy's call then serves breakfast to Catherine and Andrew. Josie enters, sees Andrew and faints. -- Truman reads the paper, an article on the Asian man's death -- Hank (on crutches) and Hawk in Truman's office. Truman accuses Hank of shooting Leo. Hank says he was home with Norma then, and offers to deal info on Packard's death for freedom. No deal. Hawk kicks Hank's crutch out from under him. -- Albert's report regarding the gun: A: This is the bullet we removed from you. This is the one that was excavated from the dead man's skull. Same bullets, same gun, same killer. Let's go get her. C: Albert, hold your horses. A: Coop--I appreciate any reluctance you might have for busting your pal's old lady, but the woman ventilated you and left you for dead. C: (holds up his hand) Albert--I don't take it personally. What about the gloves, the powder tests? A: News at five. All right, fine, you're not mad, but there's an epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around, she is a menace. C: (nods) I'll talk to her. Maybe she'll confess, turn herself in. A: Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus. (leaves) -- Audrey working as concierge at the Great Northern. J.J. Wheeler walks in; he claims to have seen Audrey years ago playing Heidi. Audrey has mail -- a note containing a torn piece of paper with writing, and a note inviting her to "save the one you love" by attending "a gathering of angels" at the Roadhouse that night. -- Ed replaces some figurines on a shelf when Nadine returns from school early. She confesses to Ed her love for Mike. NADINE: "We have to call a spade a spade. We're breaking up." -- Cooper pleads the truth from Josie. Catherine listens in. COOPER: "I don't know what place [Harry] occupies in your heart, but I do know that you own his." Josie is unresponsive. After Cooper leaves, Catherine badgers Josie while oozing slime. Catherine says Josie will have to see Eckhardt alone that night. JOSIE: "He'll kill me." Catherine casually exposes a gun in the book case which Josie grabs and fondles. -- Health-conscious Ben, Bobby, Jerry, Audrey and John Justice Wheeler plot business. Ben reveals there is an endangered species on the mill/Ghostwood property: the pine weasel. B: I give you...the little pine weasel. Found only in our tri-county - 63 - area... it is nearly extinct. J: (happily) They're incredible roasted. Ben will use this fact to stop development until he is in the driver's seat. BEN: "And then, I'm considering a run for the Senate." 1:16 (clock on wall) -- Earle the truck driver leaves the RR, leaving a note for Shelly. Norma is on the phone with her sister, Annie, who lives at a convent. Shelly reads the note, identical to Audrey's. Ed comes in and proposes to Norma. -- Leo whittles under Earle's instruction -- Norma visits Hank in jail, asks for a divorce. Hank promises to reform and asks for an alibi regarding Leo. Norma refuses, although Hank swears he'll die if he goes back to prison. HANK: "You're his whore, Norma." NORMA: "I'd rather be _his_ whore than your wife." 5:00 pm (A to C: "News at five.") -- Pete selects a move that will give Earle "sleepless nights" and not allow him to capture any pieces for 5-6 moves. It appears to be P to QN-3. This is just about the only legal move in that corner of the board (to Cooper's right) that would prevent any immediate capture. +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | WN | WB | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | BP | | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | | BP | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ -- Albert says the powder on Josie's glove proves she shot Cooper. There was a positive ID of her in Seattle. -- Andrew visits Josie putting on makeup in her room. He says he loved her though she didn't love him and she should go to Eckhardt who can get her out of the country. Dusk -- James and Donna meet for a picnic in the mountains. James is going to - 64 - continue traveling around. Donna will return to TP. They will continue to love each other and meet again some day. Evelyn is going to stand trial and James will be a witness. Evening -- Truman comes to see Josie. Catherine says she's gone to see Eckhardt. -- Eckhardt and Andrew meet in the elevator. Andrew says he is alive because Josie betrayed Eckhardt. Something about Josie in love with Truman. ECKHARDT: "I have taken care of [Truman]." -- Ben, Audrey and Jack at supper. Jack is in business of saving troubled businesses with environmental problems. Ben is called away; attraction/repulsion/defensiveness between Audrey and Jack ensues. 9:30 pm -- Shelly, Audrey and Donna meet at the Roadhouse. They put their three pieces of paper together. Earle watches from the bar. "See the mountains kiss high heaven And the waves clasp one another. No sister flower would be forgiven If it disdained its brother. And the sunlight clasps the earth, And the moonbeams kiss the sea. What is all this sweet work worth, If thou kiss not me?" -- Cooper practices fly fishing in his room. Catherine calls to let him know where Josie is. He grabs his gun and goes to investigate. He hears a shot and opens Eckhardt's door. Eckhardt stands up and dies. Josie and Cooper point guns at each other. J: He tried to kill me. C: Is that what you'll say about me, Josie--that I tried to kill you? What about Jonathan? Did he try to kill you, too? J: He...he was taking me back. C: Why did you shoot me, Josie? J: Because you came here. I knew this day was going to come. I'm not going to jail! I can't! (Truman enters, gun drawn) H: Put it down, Josie. J: Ah! Harry?! H: PUT IT DOWN!! J: Harry--forgive me. I never meant to hurt you. (takes several sharp breaths, closes her eyes, hugs the gun to her chest, and collapses on the bed) H: (rushes to her, cradles her in his arms) Josie! Josie?! Josie! (looks up) She's dead. (Truman and Josie on the bed disappear, spotlight appears. BOB climbs onto the bed from the floor on the far side, laughing maniacally, until he is on his hands and knees on the bed) B: Coop! What happened to Josie?! (continues to laugh) (BOB disappears, the little Man From Another Place appears, dances on the bed, and disappears. Truman and Josie reappear as before. Josie's face appears in the knob of the nightstand, crying out in torment) 21 Mar (Tuesday) [Episode 2017 - 3/28/91 Written by Barry Pullman - 65 - Directed by James Foley] [Cooper's Prologue: March 28th, Thursday night. Diane, I want to bring you up to speed on a few recent developments. Nadine Hurley, 35 years old, persists in the belief that she is a high school girl. She has apparently fallen in love with Mike Nelson, high school varsity star. Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress. Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in the woods. Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine weasel. As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment; a premonition of happiness. I hope I will be ready when it comes. Mean- while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner. Windom continues to play his deadly game of chess. Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life. I have enlisted the aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate game. In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move. Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but remembers nothing. He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck. Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear. And while I am absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness and even sympathy. Sheriff Truman is suffering terribly as a result. When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from my dream. Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane? Do these events foretell BOB's return? I hope not...for all our sakes.] Morning -- Truman thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering breakfast. Truman refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels. 11:18 am (clock on wall) -- Annie, Norma's sister, arrives and is to start working at the RR -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo -- Hawk tells Cooper about Truman's condition. Doc said he can't figure Josie's cause of death. Her body weight was 65 lbs. -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things. Windom's got himself a laptop. He gets the latest move from Cooper in the paper. He doesn't like it. -- People from the Great Northern & Horne's store set up for a benefit show to save the pine weasel. Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine weasel. John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic. -- Cooper visits Truman and gives him the scoop on Josie. She had multiple felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt, Jonathan, and Cooper himself. Truman kicks him out. -- Catherine looks at plans and is visited by Jones, Eckhardt's executive assistant. She's got a gift for Catherine. -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with Donna and leaves a gift for Will -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at least six men are lost by such a game. Andy and Lucy argue over the knight's hook move. -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7, - 66 - Major Briggs: Margaret: took a walk in the woods and / / / / was told that she had / / / / disappeared for a day. She /____/____ / / // got a tattoo on her leg. She / / / also heard an owl when her / /__________ /__________ husband died. All three have /____ heard that call as well as seen the light. Afternoon -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic -- Will and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig. She's informed that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago. The gift contains a note: KN to KB3. The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig was for a cemetery. [The board presently: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | | WB | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | WN | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | BP | | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | | BP | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ ] -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek. Donna watches. 6:05 pm (?) clock on wall -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest. "Easy Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it. Cooper meets Annie and gets a good strong cup of coffee she made. Windom in disguise watches Annie with Cooper, who notices Annie's scar. Cooper looks puzzled after Earle leaves unnoticed. Dusk -- Hawk gets Cooper. A drunken Truman wrecked all the furniture in the - 67 - Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down. -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the Great Northern. A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike. Nadine smashes the bell. -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign. Dick is host for the fashion show. Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors. -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage. It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's, bites his nose and gets loose. Chaos ensues. Jack catches Audrey. -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed [Episode 2018 - 4/4/91 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels Directed by Duwayne Dunham] Tuesday evening (continued) -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips. He sees Josie in his haze and she tries to strangle him. They struggle and Truman triumphs. 22 Mar (Wednesday) Morning -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room -- Truman tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South African consulate. There's a bonsai delivered this morning "from Josie." Doc tells Coop about Earle at his house. Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai. Earle was apparently high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as involved with Project Bluebook. Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm. -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelly), King of Spades (Cooper). The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks. -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben. Mike and Nadine check out. Donna and Audrey chat and wonder about their parents. -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago. She's got some old letters. Donna and Audrey eavesdrop. Eileen says stay away from her. -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Truman running for the restrooms. Gordon notices Shelly, likes what he sees and makes his move. He can hear her perfectly. -- Cooper and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window. He tells / her a joke about penguins, and she / mentions his sketch looks just / like the one at Owl Cave. / / / / / -< >- / / -------------/-------------- / / / -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco. He's off to Mexico. Her father asks about James and she asks about her mom and Ben. He seems like he's hiding something. Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen. -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library. He - 68 - identifies her poem as Shelley. -- Shelly and Annie chat about Cooper -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope. He's going spelunking. -- Pete just called in the next move: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | | WB | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | WN | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | BP | BP | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ ] Cooper's in gear and ready to go. Cooper mentions that Shelly took Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing. -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her plane to Seattle leaves in an hour. John shows up to see this. He and Ben chat about how Ben can be good. He mentions he's fallen in love with Audrey and they munch on carrots. Night -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls. Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also there. They see the symbol on the wall. An owl flies around them. Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol. The middle diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end. The owl flies away. 9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane [incorrectly saying it's Thursday], runs into Annie at the Great Northern bar. Dale: Hello Annie. Annie: Hi. D: Can I get you something... oh, A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic. D: I see. A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was - 69 - exotic, so... D: It's all new to you isn't it? A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they talk and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love. It's like a foreign language to me. I know just enough of the words to realize how little I understand. D: Man, I'd love to see the world through your eyes. A: Why? D: Oh, there are some things I might do different if I had the chance. A: Me too. [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and Annie notices him noticing. She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.] A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it might happen again. D: You want to talk about it? A: Not yet. D: Maybe I can help. A: Can you? D: If you want me to. A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful. D: I can handle that. A: Some people think I'm strange. D: I know the feeling. A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do things that you'd expect me to do. D: Annie I don't expect anything. A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer. D: Good. I'm glad. -- Earle explores Owl Cave: [The bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something. He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."] Windom: My, my, my. What have we ... [while turning his flashlight to other parts of the cave] ...here? / [Shot of the same petroglyph but upside / down on the ceiling from Windom's / point of view. This one is enclosed / in a diamond.] / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / W: Could it be? [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.] Yes. [Looks back at the ceiling.] The symbol inverted. [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh] Now. [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall is the same as the one on the ceiling. Andy's axe stuck in the "fire" symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins. The axe is now - 70 - directly above the petroglyph on the wall. The axe falls out of the wall as the walls begin to shake more. Windom is backing out of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfaction. Dust coming off of the wall fills the screen.] 23 Mar (Thursday) [Episode 2019 - 4/11/91 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton Directed by Johnathan Sanger] Morning -- Cooper, Andy, Hawk, and Truman are back at Owl Cave and find a new petroglyph. The tracks they find are the same ones outside the powerstation. Cooper deduces it was Earle. _______________________________________________________________________ BLACK O lollipops BLOB | O O ____ | | O O O ----- | | O O | / ______ | | | / giant o / ----__ _|_ / | little /PEAK / antlers____|SUN|____ | man / / |___| / / / @ / / | / ~~~~~~~~ / PEAK / | ~~~~LAKE~~/ flame 4 =falls=~~~~~~ / @ (cave) ||||||| ~~~~ oo ||||||| XX o o ||||||| XX o ring o ||||||| (various crisscrossing o o ||||||| lines everywhere) oo M A Y O R M C C H E E S E _______________________________________________________________________ -- Earle talks to Leo and a punk who thought he was invited to a party, about the White Lodge and the Black Lodge. On a computer is the petroglyph from Owl Cave. Earle: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the White Lodge. Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing spirits. The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air. And when it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a desire to live life in truth and beauty. Generally speaking, a ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell. Engorged with the whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools, young and old, compelled to do good without reason. Heh-heh! But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this wretched place of saccharine excess. For there's another place, its opposite; a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare enter this frightful maw. Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations; they are as like to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy "Good day!" And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of - 71 - unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that its bearer might reorder the earth itself--to his liking! Now! This place I speak of--is known as the Black Lodge. And I intend to find it. -- Pete tries to create a poem on Josie but is interrupted by Catherine. She hasn't been able to open the box left by Eckhardt's assistant. Pete tells her it's a puzzle box that could take YEARS to open. Catherine: "Open it! I've been trying for days." -- At the RR Bobby tries to convince Shelly to enter the Miss TP pageant -- Elsewhere at the RR, Lana tries to convince the mayor to help her win the contest since he's a judge -- Cooper enters and orders coffee and donuts from Annie for his team, and makes a date with Annie (a nature study) for this afternoon. He overhears a piece of the poem Shelly was reciting and gets her piece of the poem. Blue plate special is 'Hearty Beaver Broth'. -- Cooper tells Truman that the message was from Earle. It was the poem that he sent to Caroline. Hawk brings in Donna's portion of the poem, but Audrey is out of town. Cooper asks for Leo's arrest report. -- Major Briggs points out an error in Andy's chalkboard rendition of the petroglyph. He's dreamed of it. Cooper says that Leo's disappearance, Earle and Owl Cave are all related. He asks for Briggs' help, who ponders his situation and dedication to his work. We see a silhouette of a hooded figure. When it comes toward the screen, a starscape is seen inside, and an owl flies in the starscape and we then see a wall of fire appear. Briggs agrees to help. Hawk brings in Leo's arrest report, which Cooper compares to the poem and concludes it was Leo's handwriting. -- Dick and Ben chat. Ben: Sometimes the urge to do bad...is nearly overpowering. -- The punk is in a papermache (pawn) and Earle asks for an arrow. Leo doesn't want to but those shocks from his collar convinces him to. Earle loads a crossbow and shoots the punk. 3:35 pm (clock on wall) -- The Miss Twin Peaks Committee (Doc Hayward, the Mayor, and Pete) meets and listens to Ben who wants the topic of the pageant to be to save the forests -- Miss TP contestants gather. Mike: "Do you have any idea what a combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?" 3:36 pm (grandfather clock) -- Truman and Catherine talk about Josie and why she did what she did. She shows him the puzzle box. Pete shows up and drops it, opening it. The contents seems to be another puzzle box which consists of two concentric rings of symbols. The inner ring is made up of symbols corresponding to the phases of the moon. The outer ring is made up mostly of zodiac symbols. Clock position Inner Symbol Outer Symbol (moonphase) (zodiac) -------------------------------------------------------- 12:00 Full Moon Libra 1:30 Waxing Gibbous Pisces 3:00 First Quarter Cancer (modified)* 4:30 Waxing Crescent Unknown** 6:00 New Moon Aries - 72 - 7:30 Waning Crescent Sagittarius 9:00 Third Quarter Taurus 10:30 Waning Gibbous Gemini * The Cancer symbol differs from that shown in the dictionary. Essentially, it's like a lowercase sigma with a long , straight tail and another similarly modified sigma, rotated 180 degrees, directly beneath it. ** This symbol is a large circle with four much smaller circles just outside it at clock positions 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, and 1:30. The overall effect is that of a paw. Perhaps it's a different sign for Leo. Sometime after 4:00 (Cooper tells Annie he'll pick her up at 4:00 sharp) -- Annie and Coop in a boat. Annie tells Cooper that she had one senior year boyfriend and because of him, there are scars on her wrist before she entered the convent. Cooper kisses her twice. Earle watches. -- A wine tasting party which Dick is hosting with a bandaged nose -- Gordon again speaks normally to Shelly. When Cooper and Annie appear Gordon tells them and Shelly that he's leaving but he'll try to return to TP to be with Shelly. He gives her two kisses, the first interrupted by Bobby who is expressing his disbelief. -- Lana and Andy find banana and chocolate in the taste of the wine they taste. Lucy spits wine in Dick's face. Night (1/2 moon) -- Jack and Cooper chat about love. Jack receives a telegram and quickly makes arrangements to check out. -- Donna still wants to know about Eileen's involvement with Ben, and she is thinking of studying overseas. Eileen wants more peas. -- Hooded silhouette but with a half moon where the head is. The owl flies. -- Cooper and the police at the gazebo. There's a crate on the gazebo. On it there's a ring on a sign that says "PULL ME". Cooper does from a distance using a police line tied to the ring and a rock. He shoots the rock and the crate opens. The punk is in a chess piece sculpture with a sign saying that "Next time it will be someone you know." [The board presently: +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WR | | | WK | WQ | WB | WN | WR | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | WP | WP | WP | | | WP | WP | WP | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | WN | | | | | | | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | WP | | | | | - 73 - | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | | | | | | BN | BP | WB | Captured: | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| --------- +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ BP by WP | BP | BP | BP | | BP | BP | | | BP by WB | w| b| w| b| w| b| w| b| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ | BR | BN | BB | BK | BQ | BB | | BR | | b| w| b| w| b| w| b| w| +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+ ] [Episode 2020 - 4/18/91 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal] Thursday evening (continued) -- The cops haul the pawn off the gazebo. A friend of the punk in the pawn describes how "Scott," wearing a weird suit, came out of the woods, saying he had beer so Rusty Tomaski the punk went with him. Andy cries. Cooper thinks Earle is playing off the board since Earle didn't tell him his move. 24 Mar (Friday) Morning -- Lucy tells Truman that Hawk is feeding breakfast to some guy she's never seen before because he looked sad. She tells Andy tomorrow is D-Day (Dad Day) when she'll choose the father of her baby. She's also going to enter the Miss Twin Peaks contest and Andy's got some ideas for her speech. -- At the Great Northern, Jack checks to see if there are any messages for him from Audrey -- Doc Hayward, after examining Ben, gives him a clean bill of health, and tells him to stay away from Eileen. Ben says not as long as the lie survives. Jack enters, looking for Audrey. He has to leave because his partner was murdered. -- Donna Marie Hayward finds a blank space on her birth certificate under the "Father" entry and some pictures of her parents with Ben. The mother's maiden name entry is Eileen Hayward. Hawk is on the phone for her. -- Audrey returns and runs into Hawk who tells her it is important to see Cooper immediately -- Jack and Ben chat. Jack's got to take his partner's place in the Rain Forest business. He's got something for Audrey. -- Briggs has Cappy look for symbols and has some information for Cooper and Truman. Earle was the best and brightest of them, but became obsessive and destructive when the attention turned from outer space to Twin Peaks and so was removed from the project. E: These, uh, these evil sorcerers, uh,...dugpas, they're called...they, uh, cultivate evil for the sake of evil, nothing else, they, uh, express themselves in darkness, for darkness without leavening motive, uh--Now this, this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion, and - 74 - with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power! Th-this place of power is tangible and as such it can be found, entered, and perhaps utilized in, in some fashion. Th-the dugpas have, have, many names for it, but chief among them (coughs) is the, uh, is the Black Lodge. You don't believe me, do you? You think I'm mad. Overworked. Go away. C: (pauses tape, sighs) Gentlemen, when Windom Earle arrived in Twin Peaks I assumed he had come for vengeance. For me. But I miscalculated. He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I care for, he has murdered innocents; he has engaged us in subterfuge and red herring-- a fish I don't particularly care for. But all of these acts are merely camouflage; he's been after something else all along. The Black Lodge. Fellas, we need to find out what this (points to monitor), the Black Lodge, has to do with that! (points to drawing of map) Cooper and Truman will look through the old files and Briggs will go for a walk. -- Earle, eavesdropping on Cooper, Truman, and Briggs, laughs. Leo pockets the shocker. -- At the RR, a pie-eater's hand shakes. Bobby and Shelly discuss her speech and his recent inattention to Shelly. Cooper's on the phone for Shelly. 7:52 am (clock on wall) -- At the roadhouse, the mayor tells Lana she's gonna win since the other judges are gonna be Norma and Dick. She says she'll marry after she wins. -- Cooper has Shelly, Audrey, and Donna compare stories of running into strange people. Shelly recognizes Leo's handwriting. Cooper tells them they need to check into the sheriff's everyday at 9 am and 9 pm. -- Earle babbles, Leo cleans, recognizes Shelly on the card and shocks himself -- Audrey enters the Great Northern just missing Jack on his way out. Ben wants Audrey to enter Miss Twin Peaks so she can speak about his cause. He mentions Jack's flight so she takes off, getting Pete, who babbles about seeing Josie's face, to drive her. Something surprises Ben. -- Cooper and Truman ponder the petroglyph. Andy goes to call Mrs. Briggs to find out about Briggs who should've arrived by now. Cooper talks about Annie then gets the hand shakes. -- Briggs in the woods, stops at a tree, touches it and his tattoo, and is shot by Earle in a horse outfit -- Jack prepares to take off 10:34 am (clock on wall) -- Cooper and Annie chat then kiss. Plates fall. -- Pete and Audrey catch up to Jack. They proclaim their love for each other and she says she's a virgin and wants him to make love with her. Pete cries and gets the hand shakes. -- Earle interrogates Briggs strung up on a target. Windom: "What do you fear most...in this world?" Major: "The possibility that love is not enough." Briggs: "There's a time if Jupiter and Saturn meet, they will receive you." He also says something like "That gum you like is coming back" - 75 - backwards. -- Andrew and Catherine fiddle with the puzzle box. After trying Eckhardt's birthday and his own birthday, he tries the day the gift arrived and it opens, revealing another box. Andrew smashes it, revealing a metal box. -- Annie and Cooper dance. She mentions entering the Miss Twin Peaks pageant. The Giant appears to Cooper with a mouthed warning, "no, no." Dusk -- Pete wakes in his truck. The jet takes off for Brazil. Audrey's still here. Pete: "There are many cures for a broken heart. But nothing quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight..." -- Leo and Briggs writhe in pain. Earle determines the petroglyph is a map. -- Cooper's vision of the Giant ends. Mayor: "This isn't right. There's something wrong here." Night -- BOB appears in Glastonberry Grove, "I'm out!" 25 Mar (Saturday) [Episode 2021 - 6/10/91 Part 1 Written by Barry Pullman Directed by Tim Hunter] Morning -- Leo reaches for the key and frees Briggs. L: "Save Shelly" -- Ghostly Earle returns with a new game for Leo. He's got something in a bag. 1:05 pm (clock on wall) -- Norma, Shelly, and Annie chat about the Miss Twin Peaks pageant. Norma won the first one 20 years ago. -- Ben and Audrey talk about Jack. He's got some philosophy books from which he hopes to learn how to be good. Audrey reports that the Packards are using the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash to their Ghostwood project. Ben hopes to expose this and still wants Audrey to make a speech. -- Andy stares at the petroglyph. Cooper tells Truman about how he thinks Josie died of fear and a vision of BOB immediately afterwards. Earle eavesdrops and talks to Leo about getting Miss Twin Peaks. Leo's teeth are clamped on a string from which a flimsy cage of spiders hang over him. -- Pinkle has the Miss Twin Peaks contestants rehearse a dance. The mayor, Dick, and Norma discuss criteria, then Lana seduces Dick in a storage room. 1:17 pm (Cooper to Diane) -- Cooper tells Diane he just finished his second meditation. Annie arrives wanting help with her speech. The pageant is in 6 hours. They end up in bed. -- Nadine shows slides of her wrestling. Jacoby has Nadine (with Mike) and Ed (with Norma) discuss their breaking up. Both proclaim they are getting married. -- Briggs is picked up by Hawk -- Cooper and Truman attempt to question Briggs. Cooper smells haliperidol - 76 - on him. Andy looks at the petroglyph again. -- Andrew, Pete, and Catherine are still wrestling with the box. Andrew finally shoots it open. Inside is a key, which Catherine puts in a cake-saver so it is in plain sight. -- Donna demands the truth from uncooperative Will and Eileen -- Andy looks at the petroglyph again. Cooper figures out from a book that the petroglyph tells of a time when Jupiter and Saturn are in conjunction. Briggs mutters "protect the queen" and "fear and love open the doors." Andy knocks the bonsai to the floor. Truman goes to pick it up and discovers the bug. 7:00 (approx) (Annie to Cooper, "in 6 hours") -- The Miss Twin Peaks pageant, opening dance number. Pinkle makes his move on the Log Lady. Talent competition begins. Lucy dances. -- Earle as the Log Lady knocks out Bobby. Lana dances. -- Audrey makes her speech. Donna demands and gets the truth from Ben. He's her father. -- Annie makes her speech. Earle watches from the rafters. -- Lucy makes her announcement to Andy and Dick that she wants Andy to be the baby's father. Andy then goes to look for Cooper. -- Annie is named Miss Twin Peaks. Lights go out and chaos ensues as Nadine is hit on the head with a sandbag, Cooper sees Earle, and Earle takes Annie. Power is restored and Andy tells Cooper he's figured out the petroglyph to be a map. [Part 2 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton & Robert Engels Directed by David Lynch] Night -- Lucy and Andy discuss what happened at the pageant -- Cooper, with Truman and Hawk, ponders the petroglyph and "Fire walk with me." Pete enters and says the Log Lady stole his truck which had 12 rainbow trout in the bed. The circle of 12 sycamore trees is where Hawk found the bloody towel and ripped pages - Glastonberry Grove. The Log Lady arrives with some oil which her husband said is the opening to a gateway. Cooper determines it to be what Jacoby smelled. Ronette is brought in and recognizes the smell of that oil from the night Laura died. -- Earle takes Annie to the circle of trees and beyond the red curtains -- Nadine is 35 again. She wants to know who Mike is, why Norma is there, and where her drape runners are. -- Ben apologizes to Eileen. Donna cries for Will to be her father. Slyvia walks in and Will belts Ben, who hits his head on the fireplace. -- Andrew switches the mystery key with another he has for a safety deposit box -- Cooper and Truman find Pete's truck. They head into the woods. Cooper goes alone, with Truman following, and sees an owl and the sycamore trees. He enters the curtains into the red room. The little man from another place is there. Another man sings, then disappears. -- Andy comes looking for Truman 26 Mar (Sunday) - 77 - Morning -- 10 hours later, Truman and Andy are still waiting for Cooper 7:25 am (Andrew's watch) -- Audrey practices civil disobedience and chains herself to the bank vault. Security guard answers the phone, "it's a boy! It's a boy!" Andrew and Pete arrive and open the safety deposit box to discover a bomb that goes off. Eckhardt's note: Got you, Andrew, Love, Thomas. -- Bobby tells Shelly he wants to marry her. S: Oh, what kept us, Heidi? Seconds on knockwurst this morning? H: I couldn't get my car started. S: Too busy jump starting the old man... again. B: I thought you Germans were always on time. -- Leo still surviving -- Jacoby brings Sarah to Mr. and Mrs. Briggs. Sarah has a message for Garland: "I'm in the Black Lodge...with Dale Cooper." -- LMFAP: "I'm waiting for you." -- Cooper and the little man from another place sitting in the red room. LMFAP: When you see me again, it won't be me. This is the waiting room. Would you like some coffee? Some of your friends are here. Laura: Hello Agent Cooper. {winks, snaps her fingers} I'll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile... {presents her hands} Great Northern room service waiter: Hoo! Woo, woo, woo, woo {with hand in front of mouth--the "Indian noise"} Hallelujah! LMFAP: Hallelujah! GNRSW: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. {sets down solid coffee for Cooper} Giant: {sits down} One and the same. {LMFAP rubs his hands. Cooper picks up his coffee - it's liquid. When he's about to drink, it's solid. LMFAP continues rubbing his hands. The coffee's liquid. LMFAP continues rubbing his hands. The coffee's viscous.} LMFAP: Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me. {Fire. A scream. Strobe effect. Cooper walks to the other room. Identical furniture but empty. Back to the original room.} LMFAP: Wrong way {Cooper goes back to to the other room. LMFAP babbles excitedly. Then:} LMFAP: Another friend. {Maddy enters wearing a black dress identical to Laura's. LMFAP continues to babble, ducks behind a chair.} Maddy: I'm Maddy. Watch out for my cousin. {can't see whether her eyes are white} {Cooper goes back to the original room. It's empty. Then:} LMFAP (shadow self): Doppelganger Laura (shadow self): {presenting hands} {angrily} Meanwhile {screams, climbs up on the chair, runs up to Cooper, flash of Earle's shadow self} {Back to the other room. Empty, but Cooper is bleeding from his stomach. There's a trail of blood on the floor-- Cooper follows it back to the original room. Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding. No, it's Annie. Annie gets up.} Cooper: Caroline? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? Annie? {Cooper goes back to the other room. Annie/Caroline is standing there, wearing the black dress from the pageant} - 78 - Annie: Dale. I saw the face of the man who killed me. Cooper: Annie...the face of the man who killed you? Annie: It was my husband. Cooper: Annie? Annie: Who's Annie? It's me, it's me, it's me. Cooper: Caroline? {Annie changes to Caroline (shadow self), in Caroline's dress} Caroline (shadow self): You must be mistaken. I'm alive. {Laura (shadow self) screaming, then turns into Windom Earle.} {Annie, in pageant dress, appears off to the side, vanishes} Earle: Dale Cooper. If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live. Cooper: I will. {Earle stabs Cooper. Fire. Rewind. BOB appears, grabs Earle} BOB: {to Earle} Be quiet. Be quiet. {to Cooper} You go. He is wrong. He can't ask for your soul. I will take his. {a spout of fire appears over Earle's head, and his head slumps forward} {Cooper's shadow self enters as Cooper leaves, crouches beside BOB, and laughs with him} {Cooper exits into the hallway} Leland (shadow self): I did not kill anybody. {Cooper's shadow self chases Cooper and catches up to him. BOB laughs.} Night -- Cooper and Annie are back -- Will tends to Cooper in his bed. Annie's at the hospital and will be okay. Cooper gets up, "I need to brush my teeth." In the bathroom, BOB has Cooper ram his head into the mirror. "How's Annie?!" # -- Annie is brought on a stretcher to the hospital emergency ward # -- The red room. # {MFAP stands with Cooper} # MFAP: Is it future? Or is it past? Do you know who I am? # I am The Arm. And I sound like this... {Indian whooping noise} # Cooper: {looking at table} Where is the ring? # MFAP: Someone else has it now. # Cooper: That would indicate that it's the future. # MFAP: The later events have never been kept a secret. # Cooper: Where am I? _And how can I leave?_ # MFAP: You are here and there is no place to go... # {shouts} BUT HOME! {laughs uncontrollably} # -- Nurse attends to Annie. # Annie: My name is Annie. I've been with Laura and Dale. The good # Dale is in the lodge and he can't leave. Write it in your diary. # The nurse slides the ring off of Annie's finger. She goes to another # room and puts it on. # -- Truman and Doc tend to Cooper, who says he slipped and hit his head on # the mirror and that it struck him as funny. # -- Laura is sitting on Cooper's lap in the red room -- /\__Edwin Nomura -- enomura@ucsd.edu__________.:___________.____________/\ / \\ .:. . : . : / \\ / \\\ : .:: : : Fire walk with me :.. : . : / \\\ / \\\\..::..:::.:::::.:.:.....:::::...::..:...:::::.:.:::::.:....::.../ \\\\