Season 2, Episodes 21–22: Miss Twin Peaks / Beyond Life and Death — June 10, 1991–August 27, 1992

This past Christmas, I went back to the New York area to do my
holiday visiting.  One of the days, I decided to catch a B'way
play (via the half-proce ticket deal).  Well, I soon found out that
Christmas week is the wrong time to look for half-price B'way 
tickets.   I had to settle for off-Broadway.

I ended up going to see "Return to Forbidden Planet", a rock-n-roll
stage version of the 1950s science-fiction film.  The part of 
the Navigation Officer was played by none other than Julee Cruise.

According to the blurb in the Playbill, she is working on her 
2nd Warner Bros release (no word on weither Lynch or Badalamenti
are working with her on this), and she also has a song "Summer 
Kisses, Winter Tears" that is featured in the film "Until the 
End of the World".

For those interested in checking out the show ( and I do recommend 
it...it was silly, and a bit schlocky, but an awful lot of fun!),
it is showing at the Variety Arts Theatre, 110-112 Third Avenue in
New York City.  Currently the show is open-ended (i.e. has no planned
end date).


                                   -- jogle
                                      geigel@seas.gwu.edu

In article <vn69p88@fido.asd.sgi.com>, sjohnson@texas.vlsi.sgi.com (Scott Johnson) writes...

} In <1992Jan15.152542.11366@seas.gwu.edu> geigel@seas.gwu.edu (Joseph Geigel) writes:

}} I have it on fairly good authority that "Fire Walk With Me" HAS been
}} picked up by New Line Cinema for a U.S. Release.  Unfortunately,
}} the U.S. release has been pushed back to September.

}} As far as the European release goes, I believe that date is still
}} set for March.

} I guess that means that we Americans are at the mercy of our brothers
} across the pond not to spoil it for us.  six months is a long time to
} wait.  maybe we'll have to stop reading a.t.tp.

Well, only "us" Americans who are concerned with having the film "spoiled".
Spoilers don't bother me, so I'll keep reading.

The big question is whether or not I'll be able to get the film on a
Japanese import laserdisc before it's released here theatrically. :-)

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geigel@seas.gwu.edu (Joseph Geigel) writes:
> >   I have it on fairly good authority that "Fire Walk With Me" HAS been
> >   picked up by New Line Cinema for a U.S. Release.  Unfortunately,
> >   the U.S. release has been pushed back to September.
> >
> >   As far as the European release goes, I believe that date is still
> >   set for March.

Eh? You mean a US file will be released in Europe before being released
in the US? This I've *got* to see!

They did show TP here without mucking about with the times etc (apart
from the snooker debacle, which is normal for BBC).

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In article <jedd.695910623@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU> jedd@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Jeremy Rashbrooke) writes:
> > Does anyone remember the Penguin joke that Coop related to his
> > sweetheart (right towards the end of the series)...
> >  Two penguins walking across the ice, one turns to the other
> >  and says 'You look like you're wearing a tuxedo', and the
> >  second one replies 'Maybe I am'.
> > 
> > For my own part, I found it quite droll, but no one else that I've
> > related it to has got much out of it, regardless of their TPness.
> >
> > Is there something deeper to it, does anyone know?  As far as I can
> > tell it seems quite hard to get anything more out of it than just a 
> > silly joke, but who knows with this dude...

   The penguins are not what they seem? :-)

   - larry

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Hello!


a reply to the joke that Coop told Annie.  "two penguins are walking across an
iceberg, and one says to the other, you look like your wearing a tux...the
second one replys..maybe I am!!!!


I think this was how Coop stated it to Annie and Sheriff Truman!



Cheers!


Don Kasprzak
The University of Toledo

broehl@watserv1.waterloo.edu (Bernie Roehl) writes:

> > In article <10833@umd5.umd.edu> jblum@umd5.umd.edu (>^ZZPPYYX) writes:
> > [in reference to the actress who'll be taking over from Lara Flynn Boyle...)
>> > >She is.  The name is Moira Kelly, and I caught her in some weepy TV movie-of
>> > >the-week where she distinguished herself by being the only character not to
>> > >be hamming her lines out soap-opera style.  (Even Sheryl Lee, who I think
>> > >played her sister, didn't do too hot.)
> > 
> > Well now *that's* interesting... the actress playing Donna Hayward in the fil
> > once played Sheryl Lee's sister?  Presumably the two bear some physical
> > resemblance to each other...

Hmm, thought this sounded familiar. The TV movie that jblum is referring
to is about to be shown on TV here in NZ at the end of the this week - I
thought I recognised Sheryl Lee in the ads. It's called "Love, Lies and
Murder" and from the colour photo in the TV guide Moira Kelly looks like
she could pass for Donna quite well, I might force myself to endure bits
of it next Sunday and investigate further. Oh, and she doesn't play
Sheryl Lee's character's sister, but a friend, according to the cast
list.

                                                - k

--
Craig Harding       ACME BBS: +64 6 355-1342        email: kilroy@acme.gen.nz
Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells AWFUL.

In article <6u0ReB1w164w@whitebase.ukp.com> salmieri@whitebase.ukp.com  
(Gregory Salmieri) writes:
> > I seem to recall there was debate abt. weather OTH would ever be on  
the air, 
> > but on an entertainment show it said that it `A new show by the  
creaters of 
> > Twin Peaks, David Lynch and Mark Frost' will infact be coming on tv  
in was 
> > it fall or spring? 
> >                                          -=*=- Gregory C. Salmieri  
-=*=-
Did anyone see that David Lynch show that was on during the TP second  
season? I forget what it was called, but never hear anyone talk about  
it. I think that it was kind of a 60 minutes type news show, but  
understand that the topics and production was unique.

Thomas Dougherty

billoj@aix.rpi.edu (Jeremy Louis Billones) writes:

> >jedd@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Jeremy Rashbrooke) writes:
>> >> Does anyone remember the Penguin joke that Coop related to his
>> >> sweetheart (right towards the end of the series)...
>> >> For my own part, I found it quite droll, but no one else that I've
>> >> related it to has got much out of it, regardless of their TPness.
>> >> Is there something deeper to it, does anyone know? 

> >It was there for two reasons.  1) To show just what kind of sense of
> >humor (or lack thereof) Coop has.  2) To further reinforce, both by his
> >telling and her enjoyment, just how deep in love they are.

Let's go a step further and over-analyze it:

* Penguins are black and white (like the lodges).
* Tuxedoes are black and white.
* The punchline of the joke suggests that there is no answer to be gained from
asking about the obviousness of appearances.

On second thought, it was just a joke.
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---Officer Dave Speed (Terence Hill), SUPER FUZZ (1980), aka The Worst
Film Ever Made in This Sector of the Galaxy

Last weekend my wife & I got down to L.A. again and had a
chance to pick up a bit of scuttlebutt from Scott Frost.

Watch for a new comedy from Lynch/Frost Productions starting
in April.  Unlike Twin Peaks, this one is almost wholly a
Lynch show with relatively little involvement by Mark Frost.
The pilot is in the can, and was directed by Lynch.  A total
of 6 episodes have been funded for production.  I didn't ask
but presume it'll be on ABC.

Scott says Lynch's choice for the new show is a slapstick
approach, maybe reminiscent of the 3 Stooges.

That's about all I know, other than that Scott' currently
finishing one of the show's scripts and that there's a
damned fine Mexican restaurant in Boyle Heights.


------------------
Paul Raveling
Raveling@Unify.com

  I'm looking for subscription information about a Twin Peaks fanzine called
  "Coffee and Donuts".  I believe it is published somewhere in the U Penn
  area.

  For anyone who has a recent copy of "Factsheet Five", it should be listed
  in there (then again, what ISN'T listed in factsheet Five?).

  Any help would be greatly appreciated. Please e-mail.


                                          thanks in advance,

                                            -- jogle
                                               geigel@seas.gwu.edu



-- -- jogle geigel@seas.gwu.edu

Last year on the net I remember reading about people who had read the Wild at
Heart novel by Barry Gifford which David Lynch used as a basis for the movie of
the same name. I recently returned from the States where I had the good fortune
to track down the book, and what a brilliant novel it is. I found it very
interesting to consider the amount of extra story and character development
David Lynch added, for example, the recurring fire theme, including Lula's
father being killed (not suicide as I recall in the book), Johnnie Farragut,
who wasn't killed by Reggie and co, and more. All in all I found the book
excellent reading but could still admire Lynch's alterations. Also bought the
new book, Sailors Holiday, which I';ve just started, I wonder if David Lynch
plans a sequel because there is an inordinate amount of raw material available
in this one! I would love to see Issabella Rossellini do a movie about Perdita
Durango, man, she is one evil woman...
 Any thoughts?...

Tom.

In a newspaper was an article about TP. It mentioned a HyperCard Stack made by
Mark F. Lewis from Mustang, Oklahoma. I and several other TP enthousiasts like
to have that stack. Can somebody give a pointer to a FTP-site were I can get it
??

Thanks
Jan Zegers
zegers@amc.uva.nl

As an avid TP fan I'm curious if anyone has some information for me, I'm 
interested if anyone knows the ages of some of the actors in TP Namely 
Klye McLaughlin, Sherillyn Fenn, Lara Flinn Boyle, and Sheryl Lee.
 
As for the TP Movie FWWM I think A prequal is needed to flesh out the gaps 
in the diary and the gaps left from the series.  I'm curious if anyone knows 
of any books besides the 2 Diarys (Coop's and Laura's) and the Guide to the 
town (here in the US that is).  Any and all responces appriciated!
 


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In article <9qFseB1w165w@halcyon.com>, hikaru@halcyon.com (Demosthenes) writes:
> > ep1d+@andrew.cmu.edu (Eric Thomas Pronko) writes:
> > 
>> >> Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.twin-peaks: 18-Jan-92 Re: Lara Flynn: Hang
>> >> the T.. Bob Ingria@bbn.com (939)
>> >> 
>>> >> > Right.  Actors can only do one film at a time.  Look at Peter Weller:
>>> >> > he had the choice between playing Robocop again or playing William Lee
>>> >> > in _Naked Lunch_.  He, to his credit, chose the latter.
>>> >> > (Incidenatally, _Naked Lunch_ is great.  If you like interestingly odd
>>> >> > movies, check it out.)
>> >> 
>> >> 
>> >> When you say "again," are you implying that there was to be a Robocop 3?
> > 
> > No, he's saying that there IS going to be a RoboCop 3, but without Peter 
> > Weller. Something Burke is going to be playing Murph this time around. 
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Interesting first name ;-)

Or maybe *that* is what Delta is doing after Designing Women?

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
> > Script is again by Frank Miller. Should be terrific... not.
> > 
> > **************************************************************************
> > "I especially hate guidance counselors.                       Demosthenes
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> > Would they have ended up as guidance                Woodinville, WA 98072 
> > counselors?"                                                (206)487-1312 
> >    - Happy Harry Hard-On, PUMP UP THE VOLUME        Compulsive Polemicist
> >                                        (with apologies to Bruce Sterling) 
> > hikaru@halcyon.com
> > **************************************************************************

In article <1992Jan19.225743.37081@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>, 2frjscabby@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
> > We've probably already gone over this, but I recently saw Girlfriend From
> > Hell, with Dana Ashbrook.  I thought the movie pretty-much sucked, no big
> > surprise, but I'd hoped to see a bit more of ol' Bobby.  Unfortunately, 
> > he spends most of the movie unconcious in a closet.  If you want to see
> > a really bad movie though- go for it.
> > 
 I saw GFH, and thought it was a riot! Not exactly major thought provoking, 
but good for an evening's entertainment, Naked Gun or Airplane style. I thougt
Dana was pretty good in it, too.
> > 
> > Suck my toes.
> > 
> > Digger
^^^^^^^ aren't you the guy who posted that 'heart shaped hickey' story in
alt. tasteless? I thought so.
M.

In article <1992Jan21.213924.11446@leland.Stanford.EDU>, dougher@cmn11.Stanford.EDU (Thomas Dougherty) writes:
> > I was surprised to see during my Christmas vacation back in Oregon,  
> > the proliferation of what I call, the Donna girls. These are girls  
> > hanging around in Portland, with auburned shoulder length hair,  
> > bright red lipstick, fair complexions, and because of the weather,  
> > where all wearing ankle length black wool coats. There were lots of  
> > them. Has this fashion trend spread anywhere else? It seemed very  
> > Northwest, a look I wouldn't be surprised to see in Seattle. Very  
> > sophisticated.
> > 
> > Thomas Dougherty
> > 
 I have three female roomates, who love to buy Cosmo and magazines like that.
If you look on this month's cover of Mademoiselle (sp?), you will see a woman
that looks startlingly like the Big Three ( Donna, Shelley, Audrey). I think the
"donna look" is now very in.
Later,
Mike (why do people tell me I look like a male version of Shelley?) MacLeod

In article <NamqeB1w164w@tz.wimsey.bc.ca> proteusi@tz.wimsey.bc.ca (Proteus IV) writes:
> >Can someone tell me whether or not the Twin Peaks tapes as released in the 
> >boxed set in North America have stereo sound? Someone a few weeks ago, I 
> >think in England, said the tapes released there were NOT stereo.

Well, the ones that I have seen in Hawaii are not...I remember 
searching for the stupid stereo mark and not finding one !
I was so shocked...esp. with best music (out of a tv show) I 
have ever heard.  Maybe it is the cheapo version...the one that
I was looking at was selling for $16 each cassette.


-- LSaiki Internet: saiki@mpg.phys.hawaii.edu Bitnet: saiki@uhhepg "Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely." - A. Addington _Counterstrike_

Any one got any Fenn gifs or jpegs they could post or repost?  I just found out about this group, so I don't know what has been posted here.

In article <7s3XeB1w164w@netlink.cts.com> hobbit@netlink.cts.com (Pierre Cadieux) writes:
> >... 
> >As for the TP Movie FWWM I think A prequal is needed to flesh out the gaps 
> >in the diary and the gaps left from the series.  I'm curious if anyone knows 

I think they did it because they wanted a project to keep things going and
didn't want to preclude continuing the TV series at that point. A prequel
keeps the whole thingee in the public eye without taking away from their
biggest selling point for someone else picking up the series. Don't forget
that something like a movie takes lead time and that Lynch had a picture deal
with that French dude (garcon?). A prequel might be a good compromise.

> >of any books besides the 2 Diarys (Coop's and Laura's) and the Guide to the 
> >town (here in the US that is).  Any and all responces appriciated!
 
'Twin Peaks Behind the Scenes' by Mark Altman, ISBN 1-55698-284-4

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> > hobbit@netlink.cts.com (Pierre Cadieux)  
> >NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 435-6181

-Rich Haller

In article <jedd.695910623@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU> jedd@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Jeremy Rashbrooke) writes:
> > Does anyone remember the Penguin joke that Coop related to his
> > sweetheart (right towards the end of the series)...
> >  Two penguins walking across the ice, one turns to the other
> >  and says 'You look like you're wearing a tuxedo', and the
> >  second one replies 'Maybe I am'.
> > 
> > For my own part, I found it quite droll, but no one else that I've
> > related it to has got much out of it, regardless of their TPness.
> >
> > Is there something deeper to it, does anyone know?  As far as I can
> > tell it seems quite hard to get anything more out of it than just a 
> > silly joke, but who knows with this dude...
> >
Yeah...well, anything can have a hidden meaning if you are
creative or paranoid enough...I suppose you could read
that 'looks can be deceiving.'  IOW what you 'see' on 
the outside isn't necessarily what is really happenning.

Maybe this whole TP thing is just a dream that LP or 
Audrey just dreamed up...and the series ender is 
LP or Audrey waking up, rubbing her eyes, and looking
out the window at the woods...

:)
Lauri

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Follwing up on what I was saying...on the previous (I hope) post
...LP  => Laura Palmer....as soon as I sent it, I realized
that her father was Leland Palmer (same initials..)
:)
Lauri

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hobbit@netlink.cts.com (Pierre Cadieux) writes:

> >I'm curious if anyone knows 
> >of any books besides the 2 Diarys (Coop's and Laura's) and the Guide to the 
> >town (here in the US that is).  Any and all responces appriciated!

One other book is titled, "Welcome To Twin Peaks (A Complete Guide to Who's Who & What's What)", and is written by Scott Knickelbine. As the cover says, "This  publication is not licensed by ... Lynch/Frost Productions, etc, etc," but you  might find it interesting, anyway. Another resourse is the "Twin Peaks Gazette."It is no longer in publication, but if you can get a hold of any one of the three editions printed, you'll find lot's of great TP info. FYI, the address is/was: 
Twin Peaks Gazette/PO Box 1804/ Pacific Palisades, CA 90272/1-800-626-TWIN.

--
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                                          --Albert Rosenfield (Twin Peaks)
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csbgc@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:

> >a reply to the joke that Coop told Annie.  "two penguins are walking across an
> >iceberg, and one says to the other, you look like your wearing a tux...the
> >second one replys..maybe I am!!!!

> >I think this was how Coop stated it to Annie and Sheriff Truman!

 Ahh yes.. but what does it *mean*?  Any ideas?  Any other jokes like this?

 (The best response I read was 'Maybe the Penguins are not what they seem' :)


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A week from last Saturday (I believe), NBC aired the Soap Opera awards
which I watched a little bit of.  Geraldo Rivera had a bit piece about
the deaths of people in the last season of sopa operas and one they
mentioned was Maddy's death.  Unlike the other two murders mentioned,
they didn't show any footage of Maddy and BOB/Leland - maybe they
were afraid of freaking people out.  Geraldo then followed this part
up saying that some of the murdered characters may not really be dead,
for exmaple, he said that BOB really killed a jelly doughnut with a
wig (they then showed a picture of Maddy and superimposed a jelly
doughnut over her face).  Unfortunately, this was the only time they
mentioned TP during the show (even adter I turned on the TV by my
computer - bummer!).  However, Ben Cross and Joanna Goings of Dark
Shadows were nominated for best actor/actress for night-time soap
operas (didn't win...).  At least it was nice to see these shows
get some publicity, even if they are no more...

John Schultz (caffeine abuser)  !  ABC killed Laura Palmer
c491153@umcvmb.bitnet           !  Macintosh-free and proud of it!
c491153@umcvmb.missouri.edu     !  Subscriber to the hacker ethic

  I'm wondering if there is a FAQ File for this news group (I'd sure hope 
so) and if there is if someonuld be so kind as to post it PLEASE! 8)
Anywho  as for all the "Donna Look" stuff I've even seen some tell tale 
signs of it moving to Southern California I saw a woman walk into the store 
where I work today that I swore could have been Audrey 'cept she was blonde 
Anywho I think it's definiately a trend.  Unfortunatly the tapes are not 
Stereo (I've got 'em to prove it) it's really a shame.. I'd bet the laser 
disc version is that much more worth buying now.
 
                              The Hobbit


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Taken from Friday, January 24 USAToday LIFE section:

DIANE, CAN YOU BELIEVE...:  Twin Peaks fever, relatively short-lived in
the U.S., is raging in Japan.  A Japanese tour company has sold out
three tours of Snoqualmie, Wash., where the TV series, which starred
Kyle MacLachlan as Agent Cooper, was shot.  A fourth tour for 40 people
is scheduled for March.  The five-day, $1,600 tour includes a stay at
the Great Northern Hotel--its real name is the Salish Lodge--a meal at
the Double R Diner and a visit to the river bank where Laura Palmer's
body was found.
-------------

-mike

The actress who is to play Donna Hayward is Moira Kelly.  I was told this
directly from my connection at L/F.

Bob 'BOB' Cappel

czahrt@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu
cooper@teer10.acpub.duke.edu

Does anyone know where I can get videotapes of TP episodes??  Not the first 
seven, but that aired the second season.....



cyrano@athena.mit.edu

For those of you interested, David Lynch will be a guest on a re-run 
of _Late Night with David Letterman_ this Tuesday (Jan. 28).

Rocky Giovinazzo

Are the other TP episodes from the second season avalible?  More specificly,
from episode eight, on.  I got my girlfriend wrapped up in the first seven
and now she's upset that I left her hanging.  Can anyone help?

 james

Could somebody please re-post the excellent TP timeline!
(I didn't have time to get a hard copy before...)
This would be much appreciated!!

Penguins are also birds.

I saw the movie "Knight moves" the other day, which reminded me 
pretty much of Twin Peaks:

- A Killer playing chess
- Spreading Death on every move
- Searching for new (mostly) female victims
- Leaving no prints at all
- Taking place @ Washington State
etc.

The cuts were very similar to the ones Lynch used to do in Twin 
Peaks, showing Windom Earl playing chess. The camera "flew" 
slightly over the chessboard.

A very good film indeed, exciting 'till the end. You never really 
knew the killer. Starring Christopher Lambert. 
I guess Carl Schenkel watched Twin Peaks (who didn't?) before 
filming this brilliant thriller :-)

BTW, I haven't seen the whole TP-Story yet. Episode 21 ("Die 
Verdammte"), which they showed at Austrian TV was the recent one. 
Windom Earl is on his search for a Queen in his chess game.

Robert Michl

****************************************************************
> >My mother's name is Margaret (like the log Lady)
> >My brother's called Dennis (remember Denise Bryson?)
> >I'm BOB
> >and my sister - guess what ? - Laura!
****************************************************************

In article <27JAN199211403125@elroy.uh.edu>, inde6nw@elroy.uh.edu (92S02648) writes...

} Are the other TP episodes from the second season avalible?  More specificly,
} from episode eight, on.  I got my girlfriend wrapped up in the first seven
} and now she's upset that I left her hanging.  Can anyone help?

No, none of the second season episodes have been commercially released on
home video in the United States or Canada.

-- "Great thing about the military: even though you know that they know that nobody knows what the hell they're doing, everybody pretends that that ain't so." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com

In article <32982@nntpd.lkg.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:
> >No, none of the second season episodes have been commercially released on
> >home video in the United States or Canada.

All three seasons are available on video in Australia.

Perhaps the original poster might consider emigrating? :)

In article <mumble> nsn@ee.mu.OZ.AU (nick stavros nicholas) writes:
> >In article <grun> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) :
>> >>No, none of the second season episodes have been commercially released on
>> >>home video in the United States or Canada.
> >
> >All three seasons are available on video in Australia.
> >
> >Perhaps the original poster might consider emigrating? :)


Or perhaps the followup poster might consider re-counting...

TP had *2* seasons -- the first, with the Pilot & following;
second with the steadily decreasing audience share, lessened
Lynch directorial involvement, and etc., up to cancellation.

Thud
-- Ted Thibodeau, Jr aka Thud, Fyodor Ilyich Lobachevsky, Zamel Macintosh Consultant & Masseur-At-Large 61 Marion Street Medford, MA 02155 617-395-9915

Finally saw this thing last night and I must say, I'm
disappointed.  Granted, it's impossible to convey
anything but the sketchiest impressions of one-and-a-half
series worth of episodes into a two-hour movie, but . . .

* * * SPOILERS AHEAD * * *


Big deal!  BOB killed Laura.  So what?  I don't know how
a first-time Peaks viewer would react to this, but to me,
it was a severe letdown.  The ending seemed much more
rushed than I expected it to be; sure, twenty minutes is
not very much time to resolve the plotline, but sheesh!
It reminded me of the ending of _The Abyss_, hacked to
death by Hollywood bureaucrats.  I think I would have 
been more satisfied if Lynch had tacked on the "How's
Annie?" segment instead.

If Mike _knew_ that Bob was in the hospital basement, why
didn't he just go down there and shoot him in the first
place rather than calling Cooper? 

And the "25 years later" scene -- what was _that_ all about?
Seemed like it was gratuitously thrown in for no other reason 
than to let Lynch show off one of the more bizarre scenes 
from the series.

Since I deliberately did not read any postings concerning the 
movie, I will now ask:  Did anyone out there get actually _like_ 
this thing?  

Anticlimactically,

Andy
--
"How wrong Emily Dickinson was!  Hope is not 'the thing with the feathers'.
 'The thing with the feathers' has turned out to be my nephew.  I must take
 him to a specialist in Zurich."
- Woody Allen

I know it's been a while since the finale, but in all that time there's 
still a few things I don't think have been discussed regarding some 
unanswered questions in the show.  That is, things I don't remember this 
newsgroup coming to a concensus on after the finale gave us the added 
information.
 
There's dozens more, but these are the ones I'd like to see discussed:
 
1) WHY did the Black/White Lodge kidnap Major Briggs?  What exactly did 
they need him for?
 
2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
Simply to summon Cooper to the lodges?  After all, the reason he finally 
went there had nothing to do with that message, and he would have gone 
there with or without it.  What was its importance?
 
3) In the last episode before the double-ep finale, BOB materialized in 
the woods in Glastonberry (sp?) Grove.  However, come next episode there's 
no sign of him being in Twin Peaks.  What was the significance of his 
appearance in the physical world, then?  I know all the stuff about the 
"opening in time" which allowed him to travel between the lodges and TP, 
but why did he USE that opportunity, not do anything in TP, and go back to 
the lodge?
 
 
Any takers?

Kenneth Bays

..

Last Revised Posting 10/11/91

This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted
transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here.
This is for non-profit purposes.

A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au
(130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Edwin Nomura
enomura@ucsd.edu

--

1965 approx (Cooper to Truman, 2021)
   -- Windom Earle may have begun searching for the Black Lodge

1969 approx ("going on 20 years now," Truman to Cooper, 1003)
   -- Bookhouse Boys formed

March 1969 ("20th anniversary," Shelly to Norma, 2021)
   -- Norma wins the first Miss Twin Peaks pageant

April 1969
  -- Hank and Norma get together ("20 years ago, next month," Hank to Norma,
     1007)
  -- Norma begins working at the RR  ("20 years this April," Norma to Nadine,
     2007)

1981 approx (Catherine to Pete, 2014)
   -- Eckhardt plans Andrew's death

1983 ("6 years ago," Truman to Cooper, 1000)
   -- Andrew Packard brings Josie over from Hong Kong to be his wife

1985 ("4 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 2014)
   -- Caroline killed while under Earle's and Cooper's assigned protection

1986 ("3 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 1002)
   -- Cooper has a dream where he learns the deductive technique he exercises
      in 1002 and becomes deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people

April 1986 (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for an illegal U turn

August 1987 (approx)
   -- Andrew Packard supposedly dies, in a boating accident.  In actuality,
      Hank is responsible, and is to receive $90,000 payment from Josie.
      [Truman first tells Cooper Packard died "last year" (1000) but later
      tells him it happened "a year and a half ago" (1001)]
   -- Hank Jennings takes the fall for the killing of an unnamed vagrant,
      is convicted of vehicular manslaughter and sent to jail.

November (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for a drunk and disorderly

February 1988 (Cooper to leaders of community, 1000)
   -- Teresa Banks murdered in southwest corner of the state

August 1988
   -- Laura gets her safety deposit box ("6 months ago," clerk to Cooper, 1000)
   -- Laura begins seeing Dr. Jacoby (Jacoby to Cooper, 1004)

September (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for an aggravated assault.  Charges later dropped.

December
   --  Laura begins seeing James ("2 months ago," Donna to mom, 1001)

January 1989
   -- Truman starts seeing Josie (Truman to Cooper)

05 Feb (Sunday) (Cooper to James, 1000)
   -- Laura and James and the locket

06 Feb (Monday) (date at top of page in diary, 1000)
   -- "Day One" (entry in Laura's diary).

12 Feb (Sunday)
   -- The picnic ("2 Sundays ago," James to Cooper, 1001)

22 Feb (Wednesday)
   -- Maddy feels Laura's in trouble (Maddy to Donna and James, 1005)

23 Feb (Thursday)

   5:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001)
   -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons.  Josie says Laura left
      an hour later.

   Sometime after dinner
   -- Last entry in Laura's diary:  "Nervous about meeting J. tonight."
      (She remarks about having asparagus for dinner again, 1000)
   -- Bobby meets with Leo (Bobby to Mike, 1001)

   9:00 - 9:30 pm
   -- Laura returns home from Bobby's.  (Sarah Palmer tells Truman she last saw
      Laura when she got home about 9:00, 1000).  Bobby answers yes when
      Cooper asks him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30.
      Isn't that right?", 1000)

   9:30 pm
   -- Laura snuck out of her house (James to Cooper, 1001)

   10:00 pm
   -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office (Cooper to Truman and Albert, 2009)

   12:30 pm
   -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21 and runs off (James to 
      Cooper, 1001)

   12:00 - 4:00 am
   -- Estimated time of Laura's death according to the preliminary autopsy
      (Doc Hayward to Cooper and Truman, 1001)

24 Feb (Friday)   [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90
   Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
   Directed by David Lynch]

   "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby)
   -- Josie at the mirror
   -- Pete Martell discovers Laura's body:  "She's dead...wrapped in plastic"
      He calls Truman.
   -- Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's.  Andy
      takes pictures and breaks down and cries.
   -- Sarah can't find Laura.  She calls the Briggs' and the football coach.
   -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians.  Ben mentions he has
      information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year.
   -- Audrey gets in a car
   -- Leland receives news about Laura.
   -- Heidi's late to work.  Bobby takes Shelly home from the RR
   -- Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body
   -- At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna
      J: "Nice day for a picnic."  Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in
      the office.  In class, Donna notices Laura's empty seat after a cop
      talks to the teacher.
   -- Bobby is questioned, then arrested
   -- Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement.  Students grieve.

   Mid-morning
   -- Truman questions Sarah.  Hawk is gathering items out of Laura's room.
      Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing
   -- Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work
      will stop today in memory of Laura.  Catherine fires a worker.
   -- Ronette is found wandering along the tracks

   10:00 (approx.) (Nadine to Ed)
   -- James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm.  He has a note for Donna.  Nadine
      sends Ed off to get the drapes ("They said those drapes would
      be ready by 10.")

   11:30 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn)

   2:46 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper meets Truman and they check on Ronette.  Truman to Cooper: "as
      far as we know, [Ronette and Laura] hardly knew each other."  Ronette:
      "no, don't go there"
   -- Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man.  Dr. Jacoby
      meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue.  Truman
      says no.  Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was
      seeing him.
   -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura.  Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left
      ring finger.
   -- Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James.  Mike comes by to
      get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property.  Nadine yells at Ed about
      the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her.
   -- Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary.  There's a safety deposit
      box key and a bag with what looks like cocaine residue.
   -- Andy and team find the train car
   -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby.  Cooper doesn't think he did it.

   3:45 (clock on wall)
   -- Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting.  She mentions Laura's death.
   -- Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker.  Lucy overhears.
   -- Cooper questions Donna.  She says some hiker shot the picnic video.
      He wants to know who she's protecting.
   -- Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but
      he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker.
   -- James with the locket on a thong

   4:00 pm (approx.)
   -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the
      concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal
      with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving)

   4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman at the train car.  They find the necklace, on a chain,
      with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me."
   -- James with the locket on a thong
   -- Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back

   Late afternoon
   -- Cooper and Truman at the bank.  Inside Laura's safety deposit box are
      over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld.
   -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens
      Shelly
   -- Norma calls Ed.  They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30.

   Early evening
   -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders.  He says that
      one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state,
      a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of
      "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed
      Laura and almost killed Ronette.
   -- Leo calls Mike (Mike to Bobby, 1001)

   9:30 pm (approx.)
   -- Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace.
   -- Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna.  Doc discovers
      she is missing.  The boys head for the Roadhouse.
   -- Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about
      missing Donna.
   -- Big Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each
      other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna.
      Truman calls for backup.  Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to
      meet James.  Cooper and Truman pursue but lose them.  James and Donna
      talk about Laura.  He says that Laura mentioned something about a guy
      getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket.  Jacoby watches
      all this (2001).  James is arrested.
   -- Doc picks up Donna at the station.  James is put in a cell.

   12:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts.  Truman recommends the
      Great Northern for Cooper.
   -- Bobby and Mike bark at James.  Bobby: "When you least expect it."
   -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks
   -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and 
      they agree to meet to talk about it.
   -- Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person
      unknown (Jacoby).

25 Feb (Saturday)   [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90
     Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
     Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   6:18 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane

   6:50 am approx. (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour)
   -- Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey

   Morning
   -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face
      with a donut.  C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!"
   -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward.  He couldn't
      bring himself to do the autopsy himself.
   -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it
   -- Cooper and Truman question James.  He says Laura jumped off his bike
      at Sparkwood at 21 last night.  He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura
      broke the locket.
   -- Leo can't find his shirt
   -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo
   -- The Donna and Laura picnic video

   10:30 am (Donna to Eileen)
   -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months.  Donna is sad but
      happy.
   -- Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert.  Truman and Ed discuss the
      stakeout.  Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse.  The
      bartender was Jacques Renault.
   -- Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store
   -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released

   "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie)
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie.  Pete: There was a fish... *in* the
      percolator.
   -- Catherine meets Ben.  They plan to torch the sawmill.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna visits the Palmers.  Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and
      killer BOB
   -- Jenny's first day at One-Eyed Jack's (not shown but mentioned later)

   Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark)
   -- Hawk qustions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man
   -- Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving
   -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner.  Briggs socks Bobby
      when he lights up.
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals
      on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night
      Laura died

   Later in evening
   -- Shelly gets home and is beaten by Leo over the lost shirt
   -- James has dinner at Haywards'
   -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong
   -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks
      (Philip Michael Gerard to Cooper, 1004)

[Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90
Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
Directed by David Lynch]

Saturday evening (continued)  
   -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes.  Ben tells him
      about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder.  They go to OEJ.
   -- Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack
   -- Ben and Jerry at OEJ.  Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl.
      Blackie:  "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you."

   Midnight (clock at Haywards')
   -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart
   -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume
      counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM
   -- Person unknown (Audrey) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack with one
      eye")
   -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods.  Bobby sees someone with Leo.
      Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have
      all the money - Laura had the other half.  Leo mentions Laura's wild
      life and Shelly's infidelity.  Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!"

26 Feb (Sunday)

   Morning
   -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners.  Nadine's arms bend back.
   -- Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment
   -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits
   -- Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet.
   -- Ed meets Norma at the RR
   -- Rock/bottle:
                             1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend"
                !            2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by
                U3             Laura."  Bottle wobbled slightly.
              !---!          3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist."
              2   !            Bottle was struck but did not break.
              !   !          4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education
       !----! !   ! !--1-!     tutor."   Rock hit trash can.
       !    ! !   ! !    !   5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the
       !    ! !   ! !    !     Meals on Wheels program."
                5            6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend."
                               Rock hit tree, then Andy.
                             7 Jack with one eye.  No rock thrown.
                             8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
                               connection with Laura unknown."  Bottle struck.
   -- Ed meets Norma at the RR

   Late morning (after church)
   -- Haywards meet Audrey at the RR who puts on music on the juke.  "God,
      I love this music.  Isn't it too dreamy?"

   Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?"  Albert to
              Lucy)
   -- Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag.  Hawk found it 5 miles from
      the train car.
   -- Albert and team arrive

   Night
   -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners
   -- Pete and Catherine talk.  Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two
      ledgers there.
   -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller
   -- Cooper dreams:
      A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with
      darkness in between:
Cooper in a chair, the dwarf
Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000]
BOB at foot of Laura's bed
A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?]
Laura dead
BOB crouched at Laura's bed  [Sarah's vision]
      The One-Armed Man:
Through the darkness of future past,
The magician longs to see
One..chants...out..between two worlds...
Fire...walk with me.
We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store?
We lived above it.  I mean it like it is, as it sounds.  I too
have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder.
Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed.  I took the
entire arm off.  My name is Mike.  His name is BOB.
      BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly
      unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement.  He looks
      around and says:
Mike?  Mike?  Can you hear me?  [he turns to look at the camera]
Catch you with my death bag!
You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!
      A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a
      ring of candles.  A puff of wind; the candles blow out.
      An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted, 
      red-curtained lounge.  Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from
      him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant.  There 
      is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person,
      backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the 
      scraping noise gets faster.  Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns
      around.  It's The Little Man From Another Place.  The scraping sound
      was him rubbing his palms together.  He's got a cheerful, wide smile,
      and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English):
Let's rock!
      He sits in one of the chairs.  There is a pause.  A black shadow drifts
      slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger
      next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper.  Then:
      LMFAP: [to Cooper]  I've got good news.  That gum you like is going to 
come back in style.  [noticing Cooper staring at Laura]  She's my
cousin.  But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
      Cooper: [to LMFAP]  But she is Laura Palmer.
[to Laura]  Are you Laura Palmer?
      Laura: [arching her back weirdly]  I feel like I know her,
 but sometimes my arms bend back.
      LMFAP: She's filled with secrets.  Where we're from, the birds sing a 
pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      Slow jazz music begins to play.  The Little Man From Another Place
      stands and starts a jerky dance.  Laura stands, crosses to Cooper,
      kisses him, and whispers something in his ear. 
      -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight
 up.  He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer -- 
 but it can wait till morning.

27 Feb (Monday)   [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/28/90
   Written by Harley Peyton
   Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   7:15 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura.
      He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he
      describes the ending to the European version]:
      "Harry... you were there. Lucy, so were you.  In my dream, Sarah Palmer
      has a vision of her daughter's killer.  Deputy Hawk sketched his
      picture.  I got a phone call from a one-armed man named Mike. The
      killer's name was BOB.... They lived above a convenience store.  They had
      a tatoo: Fire, Walk With Me.  Mike couldn't stand the killing anymore,
      so he cut off his arm.  BOB vowed to kill again, so Mike shot him....
      Suddenly it was 25 years later.  I was old, sitting in a red
      room.  There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman.  The
      little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and
      didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did....
      She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms bend back; where she's
      from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      The midget did a dance, Laura kissed me, and she whispered the name of
      the killer in my ear."
      He can't remember the killer's name.
   -- Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with
      his autopsy
      Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair
community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a certain
        irritating manner of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not
        a necessarily inherent trait.  Therefore, please listen closely - you
        can have a funeral any old time.  You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.
        I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next
        week or tomorrow - I must perform them now.  <drill noise--VEEP
        VEEP!> I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so
        why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
      Truman slugs him.

   Mid to late morning (?)
   -- Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL
   -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo
   -- Bobby and father have words again

   12:27 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman leave for funeral after Albert's autopsy report
      Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine.  Traces of soap at the back
      of her neck.  Died of numerous cuts.
   -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment.  James declines to go to the funeral.
   -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole.  Ben and Sylvia fight
      over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral.  Dr. Jacoby comforts
      Johnny.

   Early afternoon
   -- Laura's funeral.  James and Bobby fight.  Leland freaks out.

   Evening (full moon)
   -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride
   -- Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into
      Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods
   -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they
      question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse.
   -- Jacques calls Leo for help.  Shelly hides the gun.
   -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman.  Josie shows Harry the safe,
      but one of the ledgers is missing.  Catherine has it.
   -- Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery
   -- Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the
      two take a drunken Leland home.

28 Feb (Tuesday)   [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90
    Written by Robert Engles
    Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Day
   -- Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description.  She, at Leland's
      insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace.
      Donna's thinking.
   -- Lucy watches ItL
   -- Cooper questions Jacoby
   -- Gordon calls Cooper.  Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper.
   -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the
      same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being
      staked out by Josie.  Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill
      turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is.  She picks up
      a OEJ chip Ben drops.
   -- Cooper and the boys arrive and question Philip Michael Gerard the OAM.
      He has a suitcase full of shoes.  Andy drops his gun and it goes off.
   -- Bernard Renault makes bail (not shown, mentioned later, Leo to Ben, 1004)
   -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer
   -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting
   -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files
   -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range.  Lucy's
      mad at Andy.
   -- James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with
      Donna on the phone

  5:00 pm approx (parole board'll call about 5)
   -- Norma gets a call from the prison.  Hank is being paroled.
   -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about
      learning the family business by starting work at the department store.
      Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour.
   -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece
      found in Laura's stomach.  Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah
      bird belonging to Jacques Renault.  The cops race to Jacques' apartment.
      They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby.

   Evening
   -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the
      mill.  Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing
      him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada.
      (Leo tapes this conversation)
   -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing.  An owl
      watches.

   12:50 am (clock on table)
   -- Pete chats with Josie and retires.  She gets a call from Hank.

01 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90
      Written by Mark Frost
      Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   4:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders

   Morning
   -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant
   -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin.  Jerry's got a leg of lamb.
   -- Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place.  The blood on Leo's shirt
      is determined to be AB-.  It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'.

   9:14 am (clock on wall)
   -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's.  Andy comes looking for Leo.  Leo calls.
   -- Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile
   -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store
   -- James and Donna meet.  His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's
      an alcoholic.
   -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld
   -- Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them
   -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work.  Shelly
      watches ItL.
   -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby.  Bobby says Laura made him
      sell drugs.
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking:
      As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and
      eyes them.  The Log Lady appears and the crow caws.
      LL:   "It's about time you got here."
        {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not 
         afraid.  Come on, then, my log does not judge."
        { They follow her inside. }
      LL:   "I've got tea.  I've got cookies.  No cake."
      Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..."
      Hawk: "What kind of cookies?"
      LL:   "Sugar.  The owls won't see us in here."
      Doc:  "A cup of tea would be very nice."
      LL:   {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
      HST:  {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret."
      LL:   "We'll let it steep."
        { All sitting at the table.  Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret
        slaps his hand. }
      LL:   "Wait for the tea.  The fish aren't running."
      HST:  "You've been expecting us, Margaret?"
      LL:   "You're two days late, but that's you're concern.  My log saw 
        something, something significant."
      HST:  "What did your log see?"
      LL:   "Tea first.  Then be ready."
        "My husband was a logging man.  He met the devil.  Fire is the devil
        hiding like a coward in the smoke."
      Doc:  "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?"
      Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?"
      LL:   {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now."
      Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed."
      LL:   "I'll do the talking."
        "Dark.  Laughing.  The owls were flying.  Many things were blocked.  
        Laughing.  Two men.  Two girls.  Flashlights pass by the woods over 
        the ridge.  The owls were near.  The dark was pressing in on her.
        Quiet then.  Later, footsteps.  One man passed by.  Screams.
        Far away.  Terrible.  Terrible.  One voice."
      Coop: "Man or girl?"
      LL: "Girl.  Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent."
      { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves
      the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch
      when they stop once again.  We get a close-up of its blinking eye.       }

   4:00 pm (cuckoo clock)
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues
      given to Cooper in his dream

   Evening
   -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders.  Ben and Catherine meet
      in private, Audrey eavesdrops.  Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ
      chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now.
   -- Leland freaks out to music
   -- Madeleine calls Donna.  She found a tape of Laura's.
   -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie.  She found the
      ledger where he said it would be.  Ben: "we can proceed.  Tommorrow
      night."
   -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank.  "I told you to mind the store, not
      open up your own franchise."  Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him.
   -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed

[Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90
Written by Harley Peyton
Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon) 
   -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey

02 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Andy arrives at the station.  Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from
      a doctor.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak
   -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that
      Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ.  There were definitely 3
      guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo.

   Afternoon
   -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly.  He then takes off
      when he hears on the police band radio about Waldo.
   -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found.  They plot
      to get the missing tape (2/23) they beliEve Jacoby has.
   -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at
      Horne's.  Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on
      his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ.
   -- Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007)

  12:10 pm (clock on wall)
   -- At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and
      has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly.  Truman comes in with
      Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean.
   -- Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny
   -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable
      because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner
      idea.  Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying.
   -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls
      Motel on Tuesday.  She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and
      Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill.

   Evening (Cooper to Truman)
   -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel.  Truman tells Cooper
      about Josie's problem.  Cooper seems suspicious.  Audrey shows up looking
      for Cooper just as they leave.
   -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned
      policy.  Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death.
   -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing
   -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man
      (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper
   -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are
      recorded.  "Laura, Laura, don't go there.  Hurting me, hurting me.  Stop
      it, stop it, stop it.  Leo, no, Leo no."
   -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet
      Blackie.  Ed craps, Cooper jacks.
   -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna.
   -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to
      OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal
   -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine.  Josie says she'll "get Catherine there"
      and that it is "planned for tonight."
   -- Audrey meets Blackie.  She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her
      tongue, and is hired at OEJ
   -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper
      is playing
   -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the
      gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna
      and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a
      mysterious heavy breather.
   -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and
      Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape.  Bobby has
      followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank.

[Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90
Written and directed by Mark Frost]

Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued)  
   -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly
      different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain
   -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland)
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor
   -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up.  Jacques says the bird had a
      thing for Laura.  Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was
      attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby."
   -- Leo kidnaps Shelly
   -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots
      him
   -- Bobby, Maddy, Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a
      hospital emergency.
"Hey what's up doc?  It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed.  It's
Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.  Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
mood.  God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.  And right now I can only
take so much of sweet.  Hey, remember that mystery man I told you
about?  Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble.
He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history,
man.  I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me.  But guess what?
As you know, I sure got off on it.  Isn't sex weird?  This guy can
really light my F-I-R-E.  He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom
with milk and cookies.  Later, Lawrence.  Bye bye."
   -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it.  Timer set for
      one hour.
   -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills
   -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago.  He says
      doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs.
   -- Catherine is upset.  She can't find the ledger.  She deviously asks for
      Pete's help.
   -- Ed, Hank, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of
      Lucy.  Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant.
   -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James.  "He's an easy
      rider."
   -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques.  He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura,
      and Ronette.  He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle.
   -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura
   -- Catherine gets a call from Hank.  "It's at the mill, what you're looking
      for."
   -- Hank tries to sweet talk Norma

   3:25 am (clock on wall)
   -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious.  He calls for an ambulance. The address is
      422 Riverside.
   -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby).  Leland asks
      Truman about a suspect.
   -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape.  Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the
      hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank.
   -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract
   -- Ben tells Hank to proceed
   -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank
   -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her.  Fire starts.
   -- Leland kills Jacques
   -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine
   -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey)
      "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."

   4:37 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed,
      "My special agent," receives a phone call (Andy) and is shot by person
      unknown (Josie).

03 Mar (Friday)  [Episode 2001 - 9/30/90
 Written by Mark Frost
 Directed by David Lynch]

   Early morning (4:45? am)
   -- Room service waiter delivers Cooper's warm milk, hangs up phone on
      Andy.  "I've heard about you."
   -- The Giant appears:
      G: "I will tell you three things.  If I tell them to you and they come
true, then will you believe me?"
      C: "Who's that?"
      G: "Think of me as a friend."
      C: "Where do you come from?"
      G: {Shaking head} "The question is: where have you gone?"
 "The 1st thing I will tell you is: There's a man in a smiling bag."
      C: "Man in a smiling bag..."
      G: "The 2nd thing is: The owl's are not what they seem.
  The 3rd thing is: Without chemicals, he points."
      C: "What do these things mean?"
      G: "This is all I'm permitted to say.  Give me your ring.  I will
return it to you when you find these things to be true."
      {Takes Coop's ring} "We want to help."
      C: "Who's we?"
      G: "One last thing.  Leo locked inside Hungry Horse.  There's a clue at 
Leo's house.  You will require medical assistance."
   -- Jerry gives heroin to Blackie
   -- Audrey evades Ben, Jerry calls him away: Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G.
   -- Cooper tells Diane things he'd like to've done until Andy, Hawk, and
      Truman arrive

   7:45 am
   -- Lucy updates Cooper. Truman and Doc Hayward are present.
      C: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical
 body are simply extraordinary.  Just give me a couple of hours to
 get dressed.
   -- Shelly, in her hospital bed, cries for Bobby

   Morning
   -- Cooper sees Jacques' body wheeled away in a bag
C: Is that bag smiling?
Doc: Smiling?
Lucy: What's there to smile about?
   -- Ronette has a vision, "Laura..."
                                                     
   Day
   -- Sarah asks Maddy if she misses Beth (her mom).  Maddy describes her
      dream (the rug) and Leland sports a new 'do, singing Mairzy Doats:
Mairzy doats and dozy doats
and little lambzy divy.
A kiddly divy, too, wooden shoe?
Now if the words sounds queer,
and funny to your ear,
a little bit jumbled and jivy,
Sing:
Mares eat oats and does eats oats
and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?
      Maddy sees something in the rug.
   -- Ben and Jerry talk.  Ben wants to know about Catherine and Leo's status.
      Leland arrives, singing Mairzy Doats.  The brothers dance.
   -- Cooper determines what happened at Leo's.
      C: Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment.
      Hawk finds a tarp smelling of gasoline.  Albert and team arrive.  Andy
      steps on a board and walks like a chicken, underneath are a pair of
      Circle Brand boots and cocaine.
      A: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
   -- Maddy meets with Donna at the RR and gives her Laura's shades that she
      wanted and breaks her own.  They agree to "keep it quiet."
      D: Maybe the sun won't go up tomorrow if you wash your hair.  Think
 like that and you'll go crazy.
      Norma gives Donna a letter that got to the RR "yesterday:" Look into
      the Meals on Wheels.  The log lady spits out her gum.
   -- Albert examines Cooper: "You were shot by a right handed person 5 foot
      6 to 5 foot 10 inches tall at a distance of less than 3 feet."
      Cooper tries to get Albert to open up to the locals.
      A: After the square dance, we can all go for a hayride.
      Andy reports that Leo was in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana on 2/9/88.
      A: Where do they keep his water dish?
   -- The OAM arrives at the station to "sell shoes" to Truman (to Lucy)
   -- Truman questions James.  Cooper demands and gets the locket on a thong
      from James.
      C: Jacoby!  I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all.
 Sometimes, you just get lucky.
   -- Donna arrives at the station in Laura's shades, smoking and meets
      James in his cell.
      J: When did you start smoking?
      D: I smoke every once in a while.  Helps relieve tension.
      J: When did you get so tense?
      D: When I started smoking.
   -- Cooper has Andy and Lucy look through the back issues of the last three
      years of Fleshworld for Teresa Banks.
      C to D: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld.  Good work.
      It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from
      a company that preys on human weaknesses.
   -- Hayward examines Jacoby.  Cooper and Truman arrive.  Cooper confronts
      Jacoby with the locket on a thong: I don't want any baloney, magic
      tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.
      Jacoby said the night after Laura died, he followed Leo, lost him,
      saw and followed James and Donna and dug up the locket.
      J: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life.  Two people.
 Yeah, but then, then when I saw her the last time, she
 I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace herself.  Now I
 believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision
 to end her life.
      T: Are you saying Laura wanted to die?
      C: Laura Palmer did not commit suicide.
      J: No, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed.
      Jacoby smelled scorched engine oil the night before.
   -- Bobby visits Shelly, brings her flowers
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Albert spot Bobby in the hospital.  A: Sheriff
      Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a
      real treat for me.
      They meet Ed in the hall.
      Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper.  Always felt, you make your
  own way, you take care of your own, you pick up after yourself.
      Albert: Farmer's Almanac?
      Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed.
      Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
      Ed tells his tale of how he was with Norma but married Nadine and
      shot her eye out accidently on their honeymoon.  James drops by.  Cooper
      sees the smiling bag.  Albert goes to check in at the Great Northern.
   -- Pete is disgusted by the hospital food
   -- Norma visits Shelly in her room, then sees Ed caring over Nadine
   -- Bobby runs into his father at the RR:
      MB: "Bobby, may I share something with you?"
      BB: "Okay."
      MB: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a
dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by
the subconscious.  This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain
stream, the mind revealing itself to itself.  In my vision, I was on
        the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion.
There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming,
radiant marble.  I'd known this place.  I had in fact been
born and raised there.  This was my first return.  A reunion with the
deepest well-springs of my being.  Wandering about, I noticed happily
that the house had been immaculately maintained.  There'd been added
a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly
with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.
Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door.
My son was standing there.  He was happy and carefree, clearly living
a life of deep harmony and joy.  We embraced, a warm and loving
embrace, nothing withheld.  We were, in this moment, one.  My vision
        ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and
confidence in you and your future.  That was my vision of you.  I'm
so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.  I wish
you nothing but the best in all things."
      BB: "Thank you Dad."
      Bobby appears moved.  Hank asks Briggs how the pie was and salutes him.
   -- Norma won't talk about Shelly and Bobby recognizes Hank as he who
      shot Leo.
   -- Cooper and Albert tell their theory of what happened on 2/23:
C: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2
   appointments.  In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about
   meeting J. tonight."  I now believe this was a reference to James
   Hurley.  She was nervous because she planned to tell him she
   didn't want to see him anymore.  Before she snuck out of the
   house, she received a phone call.
A: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment
   for some time later that night.
C: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection
   of 21 and Sparkwood, she jumped from the bike and ran into
   the woods.  We believe that it was there that she met up with
   Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski.  Together
   they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin.
   They climbed the trail, they were heard passing the cabin of
   the Log Lady.  They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately
   1 am.  Drugs and alcohol were consumed.  Laura was tied up
   and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques.  Waldo the
   bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura.  Leo and
   Jacques fought.  Jacques went outside and passed out.  When he
   came to, Leo and the girls were gone.  We believe Leo hiked
   back down to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind.
A: The reason being, there was a third man.
C: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window
   of Jacques' cabin.
A: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where
   they were tied up.  Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st.
C: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her
   unconscious.  He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he
   didn't realize Ronette regained consciousness and escaped.
A: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound
   of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top.  He
   then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her
   left ring finger.  You'll recall he placed the letter T under
   the fingernail of Teresa Banks.  He, uh, left a note written in
   blood, "Fire, walk with me."
C: Here's the interesting thing.  The blood on the note was tested.
   It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's.
A: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood.  The
   rare type, AB negative.  The towel that Deputy Hawk found five
   miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type.  He
   also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper.
C: The scraps may have been left by the killer.  They'll be sent
   back to Washington DC for testing.
{Andy cries}
A: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know.  It's what we call a real
   three hanky crime.
Andy: Albert Rosenfeld.  I don't like the way you talk smart about
      Sheriff Truman or anybody.  You just shut your mouth! {Exits}
C: Laura Palmer is dead.  Jacques Renault is dead.  Ronette
   Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas.  Waldo the bird is dead.
   This leaves only the third man.
   -- Truman gives Pete a ride home. P: This smoke inhalation is nasty
      business.  I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe
      of a bus.
      Josie left a note; she went to Seattle, she goes shopping every 3
      months.  An Asian man calls, asking for her, then he makes a collect
      call to Hong Kong.
   -- Ben and Jerry meet with Hank.  Hank confirms he put Catherine in the mill
      and they hope to frame the arson on her and Leo.
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie, she's not pleased with her not satisfying the
      owner

   Night
   -- Donna calls Norma about taking over Laura's Meals on Wheels route.
      She'll use the RR station wagon.
   -- At the Hayward Supper Club, Gersten plays the piano and Harriet
      recites a poem:
        "It was Laura
        And I saw her glowing.
        In the dark woods,
        I saw her smiling.
        We were crying
        And I saw her laughing.
        In our sadness,
        I saw her dancing.
        It was Laura
        Living in my dreams.
        It was Laura.
        The glow was life.
        Her smile was to say
        It was all right to cry.
        The woods was our sadness.
        The dance was her calling.
        It was Laura
        And she came to kiss me goodbye."
      Donna sits on her hands. Leland sings "Get Happy" and collapses.

   11:55 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper goes to bed.  C to D: I'm dog tired.  A man can only go long
without submitting to a period of rest.  As we know from experiments
conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation
is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis.  And I'm working on a
3 day jag.
   -- Audrey prays for Cooper
   -- The Giant returns:
      G: "Sorry to wake you."
      C: "I'm not dreaming."
      G: "I forgot to tell you something."
      C: "You were right about the smiling bag."
      G: "The things I tell you will not be wrong.  Better to listen then to
talk."
      C: "I believe you."
      G: "Don't search for all the answers at once.  A path is formed by
laying one stone at a time.  One person saw the third man.  Three have
seen him, yes.  But not his body.  One only.  Known to you.  Ready now
        to talk.  One more thing: you forgot something."
      C: "What?"
      { Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark,
      blinking.  }
   -- Ronette has a vision of BOB and Laura

04 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2002 - 10/6/90
     Written by Harley Peyton
     Directed by David Lynch]

   Morning
   -- Cooper talks to Albert about Tibet over breakfast:
      C: Buddhist tradition first came to the land of snow in the fifth
century AD.  The first Tibetan came to be touched by the Dharma was
King Hathatha Rignamputsan.  He and succeeding generations came to be
collectively called the Happy Generations.  Now some historians place
them in the Water Snake Year, two-thirteen AD; others in the year
of the water ox 173 AD.  Amazing isn't it?  The Happy Generations.
      A: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharama came to King
Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the
 more immediate problems of our own century right in Twin Peaks.
      C: Albert, you'd be surprised at the connection between the two.
      A: Color me amazed.
      Albert tells of Cooper's ex-partner Windom Earle escaping from a mental
      institution.  The Asian man watches Cooper drink coffee.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna delivers a meal to Mrs. Tremond.  Her grandson makes the creamed
      corn disappear.  "Sometimes things can happen just like this."
"She seemed like a very nice girl."
   -- Cooper and Truman see Ronette and wrestle with the stools.  They show
      sketches of Leo and BOB to her.  She reacts violently to the second.
      "Tr- tr- tr-"
   -- Ben and Jerry contemplate over which ledger to burn then decide to roast
      marshmallows
   -- Andy fights scotch tape at the RR.  The log lady enters and tells the
      Major to "deliver the message."
   -- Andy tells Lucy he's sterile:
      Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen.  When the Takoma
      Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.  It's my civic
      duty and I like whales.  A routine physical examination revealed that
      I'm sterile.  Sure I thought it meant I didn't have to take a
      bath, but the doctors told me the truth.  They told me I can't have
      babies.  So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
   -- Hank sees Cooper and Truman, signs his parole form.  Hank was a Bookhouse
      Boy.  Ben calls: Audrey's missing.
   -- Jerry shows Ben the unsigned insurance policy.  Ben calls Einar Thorson -
      Leland's already called.  Leland recognizes Bob; he lived next door to
      his grandfather.  J: Is this real Ben? Or some twisted dream?

   8:08 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Shelly sees Leo on life support.  Norma's waiting to drive her home.
   -- Lucy gets a call but hangs up on him because he remains anonymous
   -- At OEJ, Audrey questions Battis.  He recruited Laura and Ronette to work
      at OEJ.  Laura used drugs one weekend so they got rid of her.
   -- Bobby and Shelly scheme over Leo

   Night
   -- Cooper reports Windom Earle's flight to Diane.  The Major visits.
      BRIGGS: I have a message for you.
      COOPER: From whom?
      BRIGGS: I'm not at liberty to reveal the nature of my work.  This
secrecy pains me from time to time.  Any bureaucracy that
functions in secret inevitably lends itself to corruption.
But these rules I have pledged to uphold and I believe a
pledge is sacred.
      Briggs shows Cooper the message: /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/
   -- James sings with Donna and Maddy.  James and Maddy exchange looks, Donna
      gets jealous, then gets a call from Harold Smith.  Maddy sees BOB.
   -- Cooper is awaken from a dream by a call from Audrey.  She is caught by
      Blackie.

05 Mar (Sunday)   [Episode 2003 - 10/13/90
                   Written by Robert Engles
                   Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
 
   6:40 am (clock on wall) 
   -- Ronette is in the throes of a violent seizure.  Truman turns off a
      machine by her bed, then tells Cooper and Albert, who have just arrived,
      that she took out her IV.  Cooper pulls out a 'B' from under Ronette's
      fingernail.
   -- Cooper enlightens Albert and Truman about his visitations from the Giant
 
   12:30 pm (?) (Harold's watch)
   -- Donna visits Harold, who gives her a flower to put on Laura's grave. 
      He's known Laura since she started the Meals on Wheels. She pulls on a
      piece of paper sticking out of a drawer.
   -- Cooper and Truman discuss BOB.                     R   B   T
      Albert reports: the B from Ronette's              Mrs. Palmer
      finger was from a Fleshworld.           Maddy ----===========---- Cooper
      The cocaine found in James' cycle                   Ronette
      matches that found in Leo's house and Jacques' car.
      Cooper was shot with a Walther PPK.
      Albert and Truman trade words:
      ALBERT: You listen to me.  While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the
       fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against
       violence.  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take
       another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and
       King.  My concerns are global.  I reject absolutely revenge,
       aggression, and retaliation.  The foundation of such a method...is
       love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
      COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
   -- Lucy looks for words with R, B, and T.  Richard Tremayne, her lunch date,
      arrives at the station.  Hawk offers two more words: prohibited, robot.
   -- Leland drops by and tells Cooper, Truman, and Hawk about the man in the
      sketch - he lived in a white house, across a vacant lot from his
      grandfather's place on Pearl Lakes.  His name was Robertson and he used
      to flick matches at him, "you wanna play with fire, little boy?"  Leland
      flicks a match nicely himself into an ashtray.  Cooper picks it up and
      blows it out.
 
   Afternoon
   -- At the RR, Lucy and Dick have words over lunch.  They used to go out
      every Thursday night for three months, but he hasn't called in 6 weeks,
      since their encounter in Horne's Home Furnishings.  She tells him of her
      pregnancy.
   -- James and Maddy discuss Donna.  She arrives at an opportune moment, while
      they're holding hands, and storms out.
   -- Emory videotapes Audrey as Blackie shoots her up
   -- The OAM shows shoes to Truman, sees the sketch of BOB, gets dizzy
      and heads for the bathroom
   -- Shelly drops by the station and tells Cooper and Truman she won't give
      a statement against Leo.  Cooper smells an insurance scam and wonders
      who's behind it.
   -- The OAM has spasms in the toilet stall, flushes the toilet and the
      spasms cease.  He drops his needle.  Mike takes over.
   -- Cooper meets Ben at the Great Northern, who tells him to watch his step
      with Audrey.  The Asian Man watches and follows Cooper.
   -- Jean Renault gives Audrey some English caramel
   -- Emory recognizes Cooper on the monitor.  Jean and Nancy, Blackie's
      sister, arrive.  They and Blackie scheme.  Jean wants Cooper and Blackie
      wants money.  He'll be the go-between for 30%.
   -- Truman gets a call from Pete - Josie will be back tomorrow afternoon.
      Hawk has information about the white house - it's boarded up and no name
      on the mailbox.  Truman tells Cooper about the OAM and flinches when
      Cooper reminds him that in his dream, the OAM knew BOB.  Cooper finds the
      needle in the bathroom.
 
   4:15 (?) (clock on wall)
   -- Ed visits Nadine who is strapped to her bed.  He sings to her, and she
      breaks her straps and wakes up.  She's 18.
   -- Cooper and Truman visit Jacoby in his hospital room.  His wife is there.
      Hypnotized, he says he smelled engine oil at the park, and he saw
      Jacques' killer
 
   Night (full moon)
   -- Donna brings Harold's flower to Laura's grave and has a one-way
      conversation with her
   -- James sees Maddy at the Palmer home.  He's depressed since his mom came
      home.  Donna once again catches them at another opportune moment.
   -- Maddy cries to Leland, "Everybody thinks I'm Laura, but I'm not!"
      Cooper and Truman arrive to arrest Leland for the murder of Jacques.
   -- Donna goes over to Harold's and finds Laura's secret diary next to a
      knife
 
06 Mar (Monday)   [Episode 2004 - 10/20/90
                   Written by Jerry Stahl and Mark Frost,
                              Harley Peyton, Robert Engles
                   Directed by Todd Holland]
 
   Early morning
   -- Cooper and Truman question Leland, who admits to killing Jacques
   -- Doc Hayward and Andy discuss Andy's sterility.  Doc asks for another
      sample.  Andy, with a copy of Fleshworld, runs into Lucy on the way to
      the restroom.
   -- Truman tells Cooper no one named Robertson ever lived in the white house.
      Andy runs into a deputy, "Sorry, Bob."  Cooper notices Andy's wearing
      Circle Brand Boots.
 
   "Not even 9:30" (Ben to Louie)
   -- Louie tells Ben that travel critic M. T. Wentz is coming to town
   -- Jean, who "sells insurance to small businesses," visits Ben with the
      video of Audrey and the condition that Cooper bring the ransom money
 
   Afternoon
   -- Donna picks up lunches from the RR
   -- Norma tells Hank about M. T. Wentz.  He says there's enough time and
      takes off.
   -- At Harold's, he shows Donna the secret diary and reads from it.  Donna
      suggests giving it to the sheriff but Harold disagrees.
   -- Ben shows the Audrey video to Cooper and asks him to deliver the money
   -- Josie returns
   -- At OEJ, Emory brings Audrey to Jean.  Audrey says Emory hit him.  Jean
      kills Emory.
   -- Andy approaches Lucy.  Cooper has a talk with her.
   -- Cooper asks Truman a favor.  He needs the best Bookhouse Boy.
   -- M.T. Wentz to arrive today

   7:05 (clock on wall) (1/2 moon)
   -- Hank and Norma patronize a large man at the RR.  Hank lifts his billfold
      and finds it is Daryl Lodwick, District Attorney.
   -- Donna meets Maddy at the RR and asks her help in getting the secret diary
   -- Truman confronts Josie about the mill, she seduces him on the couch.
      A mystery man watches outside the window in the rain (Asian man?).
   -- Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the station and meets Lucy, Cooper
      and the sheriff.
   -- Dick Tremayne arrives, offers Lucy money for an abortion, and is kicked
      out by her.
   -- Andy, who overhears Lucy crying, brings in Leland to meet with the Judge.
      Sid arrives.
 
   Evening
   -- Ben bows to Mr. Tojamura who checks in.  Louie calls Norma - she thinks
      it's M. T. Wentz.
   -- Josie introduces her cousin Jonathan to Pete.  Jonathan tells Josie her
      job is to sell the mill and she is expected in Hong Kong by Mr. Eckhardt.
 
   9:30 pm
   -- Truman meets Cooper at the Roadhouse
   -- Hank at the RR gets a visit from the Asian man and is beaten up
 
07 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2005 - 10/27/90
                    Written by Barry Pullman
                    Directed by Graeme Clifford]
 
   6:42 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper awakes, chewing on his ear plug, and finds Audrey's note
 
   Morning
   -- Hawk tells Truman of his finds - two old ladies at the white house.
      They never heard of a Robertson.
   -- Lucy leaves for Tacoma.  She'll stay at sister Gwen and Larry's for
      two days.
   -- Cooper tells Truman he knows where Audrey is
   -- Mr Pinkle demonstrates for Bobby and Shelly the Leo-lifter apparatus
   -- Leland's hearing.  Truman defends, Andy sketches.  Ben chews on nuts and
      leaves.  Leland's released.  His grandfather, Joshua, brought them over
      75 years ago.
   -- Donna delivers lunch to Harold and makes a deal.  He'll read the diary if
      she tells her story.  She taunts him outside, he collapses.
   -- Leo's hearing.  He's ruled incompetent to stand trial.  The Judge,
      Cooper, and Truman have a drink.  Cooper doesn't think Leo did it.  
      Truman tells Shelly Leo's coming home.
   -- Ed brings Nadine home.  She rips off the refrigerator door.
   -- Tojamura meets Ben and offers him 5 million dollars for Ghostwood
   -- At the Great Northern, Bobby is snooping around Hank
 
   Noon ("Expect a call tomorrow. Noon." Jean to Ben)
   -- Cooper meets Ben.  They get a call from Jean with instructions on where
      and when to deliver the money.  Ben has Hank follow Cooper.
   -- Donna and Maddy plot to get the diary
   -- At OEJ, Jean arms himself.  Nancy reports that Audrey is asleep.
   -- Andy mans the phones at the station.  He calls the Doc for the results
      of his sperm test.  "I'm a whole damn town!" to Truman as he's zipping
      his fly.  He sees Gwen's number, calls, and gets an abortion clinic.
   -- Cooper and Truman plan.  Hawk enters and reports that the OAM is staying
      at the Robin's Nest.  No one's seen him for "a day, a day and a half."
      He found a mysterious drug.
 
   Night
   -- Maddy gets some coffee at the RR.  James follows.
   -- Donna tells a story to Harold
   -- Cooper and Truman bust into OEJ.  There's a roll of plastic on theu
      stairs.
   -- Harold shows Donna some orchids
   -- Cooper runs into Nancy and gets Audrey
   -- Truman watches Jean kill Blackie.  Hawk saves Cooper and Truman.
      H: "Good thing you guys can't keep a secret."
   -- Hank is caught outside by Jean and is identified as DA Lodwick (billfold)
   -- Maddy and Donna are caught by Harold
 
[Episode 2006 - 11/3/90
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engles
 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
 
   Night (con't)
   -- James rescues Donna and Maddy.  Harold sprays his plants and grieves.
   -- Cooper brings Audrey to the Bookhouse
   -- Maddy leaves Donna and James, who share a moment
   -- Truman recognizes Jean in a book of criminals and points him out to
      Cooper, who begins to feel remorse for getting Audrey messed up in his
      problems
   -- Cooper gives back the money to Ben and tells him what happened.  Ben hugs
      him, then the briefcase.
 
08 Mar (Wednesday)
 
   Morning
   -- Bobby brings Leo home.  He and Shelly get their first check - it's only
      $700, it was supposed to be $5000.  Leo groans.
   -- Donna tells Truman about the secret diary.  Gordon Cole arrives ("sounds
      real good, Sheriff, but I already ate"), with Albert's report: vicuna
      fibers were found outside Cooper's room, the OAM's chemicals were weird
      stuff, and the scraps of paper found near the train site were diary
      pages.  Hawk brings in the OAM. G: "There's the one-armer now!"
   -- Ben sees Audrey.  A: "I saw so much." "I'm aware of a lot of new things
      too, Daddy."
 
   1:50 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Nadine comes home
   -- Jonathan rapes Josie and gives her a one way ticket to Hong Kong.  She
      says she hasn't received her insurance money nor the money from Ben.
      She's waited five years for this.  The plane leaves at midnight.
   -- Maddy says goodbye to James at a dock.  She leaves tomorrow.
   -- Ben meets Josie at his office.  They drink to the fire.  She got Pete's
      signature and wants her money.  He threatens, she threatens.  He gives
      her the check from Tojamura, she gives him the contract.
   -- Bobby and Shelly party around Leo.  They make out in front of him, Leo
      moves.
   -- Cooper meets Gordon.  Albert thinks Cooper is in over his head.  Gordon's
      worried over Pittsburgh.  Cooper gets an unmarked letter with an opening
      chess move (P to K-4) from Windom Earle.
   -- Leland meets with Ben and proves himself, while pocketing fur off of a
      stuffed dog.  Jerry's on his way to Tokyo.
 
   Night
   -- Truman arrives as Josie's leaving.  He is introduced to Jonathan as "Mr.
      Lee," Josie's assistant.  He tells her he loves her, she hesitates, then
      leaves.
   -- Ben meets with Tojamura.  Leland sings.  Pete chats with Tojamura:
      Pete: The King and I!  [to Tojamura] Do you like musicals?
      Tojamura: No.
      Pete: Not even Fiddler on the Roof?  Made me weep like a little baby.
      Tojamura: I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable.
   -- Cooper questions Mike:
      M:  There is no need...for medicine.  I am not in pain.
      C:  Who are you?
      M:  My name is Mike.
      C:  What are you?
      M:  I am...an inhabiting spirit.
      C:  Who is Phillip Gerard?
      M:  He is host to me.
      C:  You spoke to me in my dream...about BOB.
      M:  Mmm.  He...was...my familiar.
      C:  Where does BOB come from?
      M:  That...cannot be revealed.
      C:  What does BOB want?
      M:  He is BOB...eager for fun.  He wears a smile... Everybody run!
          Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and
          feeds.  Eh.  BOB requires a human host.  He feeds on fear...and the
          pleasures.  They are his children.  I am similar to BOB.  We once
          were partners.
      M and C in unison:
          Through the darkness of future past,
          The magician longs to see.
      M:  One...chants out, between two worlds,
          Fire...walk with me.
          Oh, but then...I saw the face of God...and was purified.  I took off
          the arm...but remained... close to this vessel, inhabiting from time
          to time, for ONE, SINGLE, PURPOSE.
      C:  To find BOB [produces sketch of Bob].
      M:  TO STOP HIM!  This [points to sketch] is his true face.  But few can
          see it.  The gifted...and the damned!
      C:  Is BOB near us now?
      M:  For nearly forty years.
      C:  Where?
      M:  Ah.  A large house, made of wood, surrounded by trees.  The house is
          filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls,
          night after night.
      C:  The Great Northern Hotel!
 
09 Mar (Thursday)  [Episode 2007 - 11/10/90
                    Written by Mark Frost
                    Directed by David Lynch]
 
   Early morning
   -- Mike babbles, Gordon tells Truman about the diary pages.  Gordon is on
      his way to Bend Oregon, "hush hush" business.
 
   7:24 am (clock on wall)
   -- Andy shows guests to Mike, who says "no...no..."  Navy sailors bounce
      handballs.  Ben enters the room and Mike faints.
   -- Hawk discovers Harold's body
 
   9:05 am (clock on wall)
   -- Maddy tells Leland and Sarah she's leaving tomorrow.  "I'll come
      galloping back often!"
   -- Cooper and Truman find the French note on Harold's body, "I'm a lonely
      soul."  Hawk finds the torn diary.
   -- Bobby and Shelly pay their bills and end up with $42.  She wants Bobby to
      take a necklace back.  Leo's truck's been impounded.  Leo screams and
      spits, "new shoes."  Leo had Shelly take in a pair of boots "last week."
   -- Audrey confronts Ben with what she knows.  He's owned OEJ for five years.
      Laura worked there a short time, Battis recruited her without his
      knowledge.  He slept with her.
 
   Day
   -- A tearful Shelly tells Norma she's quitting.  Nadine and Ed arrive.
      Norma's been working there "20 years this April."  Nadine crushes a
      glass.
   -- Bobby and Mike get back to Leo's with the boots and find a tape in the
      heel.
 
   2:47 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper pieces together the diary.  Audrey arrives and tells him what she
      found out about Ben.
 
   Night (full moon) (Albert puts Maddy's death between 10 and 12 and
      Truman says they took Ben in after that, 2009)
   -- Ben gets a fax from Jerry - he's talked with the people in Osaka and
      it's thumbs up.  Hawk, Andy, Truman, and Cooper arrive to take Ben in
      for questioning.
   -- At the Palmer house, a record skips at the end, and Sarah (drugged)
      crawls down the stairs, "Leland."
   -- Ben is brought to the station.  The Log Lady tells Cooper, "We don't know
      what will happen or when, but there are owls in the Roadhouse."  She
      acknowledges that something is happening.
   -- Pete runs into Tojamura - it's Catherine
   -- Sarah sees a white horse and faints.  Leland's at the mirror.
   -- At the Roadhouse, Donna meets James and they discuss Harold.  The Log
      Lady arrives with Cooper and Truman.  The navy sailors are there also.
      Donna lip syncs.
   -- Cooper and the Log Lady see the giant, "It is happening again."
   -- Leland at the mirror, sees BOB.  Maddy smells something burning and is
      killed by Bob/Leland.  An 'O' is put underneath her fingernail.
   -- The waiter from the Great Northern tells Cooper, "I'm so sorry."  Bobby
      and Donna appear moved.  Cooper's thinking hard.

10 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2008 - 11/17/90
   Written by Scott Frost
        Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

   Morning
   -- Leland plays indoor golf.  Donna and James drop by and miss their chance
      to say goodbye to Maddy.  Leland says he dropped Maddy off at the bus
      station not 20 minutes ago.  Leland excuses himself and talks to Sarah.
      After Donna and James leave, Leland packs the club into his bag
      (Maddy's in there) and leaves.  His license plate says "The Timber
      State."
   -- Ben brushes his teeth in his cell when Jerry arrives back from Japan.
      Ben says he was with Catherine the night Laura died.  Ben and Jerry
      reminisce about Louise Dombrowski dancing with a flashlight.
   -- Lucy's back with her sister Gwen

   10:03 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman come across Leland dancing with his golf club.
      Truman tells Leland Ben's been arrested.  Cooper asks him to get back
      to him if he remembers anything about Ben.
T: Everything OK?
C: I'm not sure.

   Late morning
   -- Doc Hayward takes a blood sample from Ben.  Jerry defends, and Cooper
      and Truman question him.
   -- Bobby makes a copy of Leo's tape and writes a letter for Ben
   -- Norma's mom Vivien arrives with her new husband Ernie, a financial
      analyst.  He says he's through with gambling, but leaves a paper on
      the counter and Norma sees "$1000 Houston by 3 points" written on it.
   -- The OAM ("he's close...") bumps the deputy and escapes from his room
   -- Hank returns to the RR and smooth talks Norma
   -- Truman and Pete look through a pair of binoculars at a pileated
      woodpecker.  They trade stories about Josie and get funny feelings.
      Truman leaves with Cooper.  The OAM is missing.
   -- Andy sees Lucy with Gwen's baby and faints

   1:40 pm (?) (Ben's watch)
   -- Pete delivers a voice message to Ben from Catherine.  She'll testify
      for the mill.  Ben throws a tantrum.
   -- Leland sings "Surry With a Fringe on Top" while driving.  Cooper's
      whistling the same tune in a different key.  They nearly collide.
      Truman pulls Leland over and they chat.  Leland mentions Ben made a
      phone call at 10 pm the night Laura died and mentioned a "derry"
      or diary.  Leland offers to show Cooper his new clubs and appears
      to almost whack Cooper with one when Truman calls him away - they
      found the OAM, near the waterfall.

   Afternoon
   -- Hawk brings in the OAM to the station.  Lucy attends to Andy while
      while Gwen gabs.  Andy tells Lucy about his sperm.
   -- The OAM examines Ben.  Truman charges Ben with the murder of Laura.
      The OAM is taken to back to the hotel.  Cooper tells Truman he doesn't
      think Ben didi it.

   8:30 pm (Vivien to Hank)
   -- Norma, Hank, Ernie and Vivien have dinner together, Hank's got a
      new domino - double 4.  When the ladies are in the powder room, Hank
      and Ernie talk.  They were prison buddies.  Ernie Niles, "The
      Professor," got out 6 months ago.  He met Vivien at a Republican
      fund raiser.  He says he doesn't gamble anymore.

   11:05 pm (clock on table)
   -- Audrey visits Cooper.  Cooper gets a call.
   -- Cooper and Truman identify Maddy's body

11 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2009 - 12/1/90
     Written by Mark Frost, Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
     Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Morning
   -- Albert reports: letter O under Maddy's fingernail, fur in her hand
      from a dead, stuffed fox.  Cooper asks for 24 hours to finish it.
      Albert:Cooper... an observation.  I don't know where this is headed,
        but the only one of us with the coordinates for this destination in his
hardware is you.  Go on whatever vision quest you require.  Stand on
the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance.  Just find
this beast before he takes another bite.
      Cooper:<Sigh>  God help me, I don't know where to start.
      Hawk:You're on the path.  You don't need to know where it leads.
        Just follow...
   -- James gives Donna a ring.  Donna mentions last night.
   -- Vivien doesn't like Norma's eggs.
   -- Andy's French surprises Donna
   -- Donna, Cooper, and Andy arrive at the Tremonds.  A younger Mrs. Tremond
      answers the door.  Her mother passed away 3 years ago and she has no
      children.  She has a letter addressed to Donna that was in her mail
      the morning after Harold died.  It's a page from Laura's diary:
February 22.  Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a
red room with a small man, dressed in red, and an old man
sitting in a chair.  I tried to talk to him.  I wanted to tell
him who BOB is, because I thought he could help me.  But my
words came out slow and odd.  It was frustrating trying to talk.
I got up and walked to the old man.  Then I leaned over and
whispered the secret in his ear.
Somebody has to stop BOB.  BOB's only afraid of one man.  He
told me once.  A man named Mike.  I wonder if this was Mike in
my dream.  Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me.  No
one in the real world would believe me.
February 23.  Tonight is the night that I die.  I know I have
to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me.  The
only way to tear him out from inside.  I know he wants me.  I
can feel his fire.  But if I die he can't hurt me anymore.
   -- Cooper questions the OAM who says, "you have all the clues you need."
   -- Cooper, standing in a hall at the Great Northern, thinking hard,
      sees the waiter.  "I know about you.  That milk'll cool down on you
      but it's getting warmer now."
   -- Cooper, Truman and Albert examine Ben's office.  Albert says Maddy
      was killed the night before last between 10 and 12.  He also has
      Ben's blood test results.

   12:43 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy calls Dick while Lucy watches - they need to talk
   -- Tojamura sees Ben.  He wants the contract signed or the money
      returned.  Ben signs it and Tojamura reveals his true identity.
   -- Leland comes home to Donna.  She's got a tape of her, Maddy and James
      singing for Maddy.  Leland recognizes Laura's shades on Donna and
      she mentions Laura's secret diary.  Leland gets a call from Beth -
      Maddy never made it home.  He chews gum, dances with Donna, and hugs
      her hard.  Truman's at the door for Leland.
   -- Donna tells James about Maddy.  He leaves her crying.

12 Mar (Sunday)

   3:00 am (clock on wall)
   -- At the Roadhouse, Ben eats nuts.  Cooper and Truman are at the bar.
      Truman brings Leland, Ed arrives and they clear the room.  Hawk brings
      Bobby and Leo.  Major Briggs brings the waiter, who gives Cooper a
      stick of gum.  Leland: "I know that gum.  That's my most favorite gum
      in the world."  Cooper remembers: Laura: "My father killed me."  The
      Giant gives Cooper his ring back.
   
   3:55 (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Truman trick Leland into a cell.  He freaks.
   -- At gunpoint, Leland is cuffed and read his rights.  Leland/BOB
      confesses to killing Laura and Maddy.  He mentions Pittsburgh and
      Cooper is noticeably shaken.

   Early morning
   -- Dick and Andy listen to Lucy.  Dick smokes.
   -- Cooper tells his story of how the answer was staring him in the
      face all this time - Leland's dancing, grey hair, Robertson, the
      letters, the secret diary.  Leland recites Mike's poem and BOB's
      response.  The sprinklers go off and Leland rams his head into the door.
      <Cooper, Albert, and Truman burst into the room. The sprinkler system
      has gone off and water is pouring over them all>
      Cooper: Call an ambulance! <Cooper kneels next to Leland and cradles
Leland's head in his lap.  For the rest of the scene he strokes
Leland's hair and face, comforting him.>
      Leland: Oh God!  Laura!  I killed her.  Oh my God, I killed my daughter.
I didn't know.  Forgive me.  Oh God.  I was just a boy.  I saw him
in my dream.  He said he wanted to play.  He opened me and I
invited him and he came inside me.  When he was inside, I
didn't know.  When he was gone, I couldn't remember.  He made me
do things.  Terrible things.  He said he wanted lives.  He wanted
others, others that they could use, like they used me.
      Cooper: Like Laura.
      Leland: They wanted her.  But she was strong.  She fought.  She wouldn't
let him in.  Oh God.  They had me kill that girl, Teresa.  And
they said if I didn't give them Laura, they'd have me kill
her, too.
      Cooper: But she wouldn't let them in.
      Leland: They said she'd die before she'd let them.  Then they made me
kill her.  Oh God, have mercy on me.  What have I done?  What
have I done?  Oh God.  I love her.  I love her with all my heart.
My angel, forgive me.
      <Cooper looks to Albert, who shakes his head -- apparently Leland
      isn't going to live>
      Cooper: Leland.  Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path.
Your soul has set you face to face with the clear light and
you are now about to experience it in its reality.  Wherein all
things are like the void and cloudless sky and the naked
spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without
circumference or center.  Leland, in this moment, know yourself
and abide in that state.  Look to the light, Leland.  Find the
light. 
      Leland: I see it.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland.  Into the light.
      Leland: I see... Her.  She's there.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland.
      Leland: She's beautiful.
      Cooper: Into the light.
      Leland: Laura?
      Cooper: Don't be afraid.
      <Leland dies. Wordlessly Cooper pushes his own hair back and looks up.
      The sprinklers shut off>

   Day
   -- Cooper, Albert and Truman, meet Briggs and talk about BOB
   -- An owl flying by some wrecked cars

15 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 2010 - 12/8/90
      Written by Tricia Brook
      Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   Day
   -- Cooper explains to Sarah what happened the night Maddy died and
      Leland's final moments
   -- Leland's wake.  Dr. Jacoby's back from Hawaii. Dougie pulls his brother's
      (Mayor Dwayne Milford) ear.  Dougie owns the newspaper and is
      engaged to be married.  The Mayor first ran for that office in '62.
      Cooper to Truman: Harry, I'm really gonna miss this place.
   -- Dr. Jacoby and Ed ask to have 35 year old Nadine admitted to school
   -- Audrey sees Cooper, who tells his tale of Earle.  A: "Friendship is
      the foundation of any lasting relationship."

   12:35 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Bobby puts on Leo's clothes and goes to see Ben
   -- Catherine talks to Truman.  She says a guardian angel saved her and
      directed her to the summer cabin on Pearl Lakes.  There appears to
      be an owl-shaped smudge on her cheek.
   -- Dick talks to Lucy while she's replacing ceiling light bulbs.  She
      nearly falls but Dick's oblivious.  Andy offers to be friends.
   -- Cooper says goodbye to Truman, who gives him a green butt skunk hook
      and a Bookhouse Boy patch.  He says goodbye to Hawk, Andy and Lucy,
      when Roger Hardy arrives with a mountie and tells Cooper he has been
      suspended from the FBI.
   -- Audrey gets Bobby in to see Ben, but gets kicked out.  They go to
      get ice cream. B: Cup or cone? A: Mmmm...cone. I like to lick.
   -- Roger and the mountie question Cooper, who surrenders his gun and
      badge.  They only knew of two deaths, and Cooper didn't know about
      Battis.  Truman stands up for Cooper.
   -- Nadine Butler tries out for cheerleading

   6:20 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Shelly brushes Leo's teeth.  Bobby calls, Leo moves.

   Night
   -- Vivien reveals herself to Norma, who kicks her out
   -- Hank brings Ernie to Jean at OEJ.  Jean's assistant is the mountie -
      he'll put some of the stolen cocaine in Cooper's car
   -- Josie, injured, returns to Truman's place
   -- Cooper and Briggs around a campfire:
      COOPER: At the time I did what I thought was right.  I must now face
the consequences.
      BRIGGS: You can do no more.
      (Cooper and Major Briggs, roasting marshmallows over a campfire.)
      COOPER: You know, Major, I find myself thinking a lot about BOB.
If he truly exists.
      BRIGGS: Yeah, I've pondered that same question continuously since this
horror was revealed.
      COOPER:I try to imagine him out there, incarnate, looking for
another victim to inhabit.
      BRIGGS:There are powerful forces of evil in the world.  It is some
men's fate to face great darkness.  We each choose how to react.
If the choice is fear, then we become vulnerable to darkness.
There are ways to resist.  You, sir, were blessed with certain
gifts.  In this respect, you are not alone.  Have you ever heard
of the White Lodge?
      COOPER: The White Lodge.  No, I don't believe I have.
      (Briggs appears to ponder what he should say about this.)
      (Angle on the woods from the point of view of some unknown entity,
      moving through the woods.)
      COOPER:Major, I'm going to take a moment here.  I feel the call of
        nature.  There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.  I
look forward to hearing more about this White Lodge.
(Cooper moves off into the woods. Major Briggs laughs, gives
the departing Cooper a "thumb's-up".)
When I return.  From my journey.
      (Lingering on Briggs, who looks off in the direction of Cooper's
      exit with a speculative expression.  An owl hoots.  Major Briggs looks
      up, alarmed.)
      (Cooper urinating in the woods.  An owl hoots in the tree above him.
      Cooper watches the owl.  Suddenly a brilliant white light appears
      behind him.  Cooper turns toward the light.)
      (Angle on Briggs, bathed in blinding white light.)
      BRIGGS:COOPER!  COOPER!
      (A robed figure appears in the light, backlit.  No features are visible.)
      (Cooper dashes through the woods to the camp site.  The Major is gone.)
      COOPER: Major Briggs?  MAJOR?
      (Cooper looks at the light.  It seems to be receding into the woods.
      Cooper runs toward it.  He reaches the top of a small hill and freezes,
      looking into the light.  The light blinks out.)

16 Mar (Thursday)   [Episode 2011 - 12/15/90
     Written by Barry Pullman
     Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   Morning
   -- James cycles
   -- Mrs. Briggs talks to Cooper and Truman about her husband's disappearance.
      Being "in the woods is very significant," he "talks about them
      constantly." He left some notes by his bedside table so she'll call back
      later.
   -- Andy and Hawk found a present for Mr. & Mrs. Milford
   -- Gordon calls from Bend (a temp patches him through - Lucy's helping
      with the wedding).  Dennis Bryson from the DEA will be arriving.
   -- Cooper presents no defense to Roger
   -- Nadine asks Donna about Mike
   -- James cycles to Wally's and meets Evelyn Marsh

   12:18 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy leaves flowers for Lucy
   -- Dick brings Nicky, his charge from Happy Helping Hand, to the station.
      Andy offers him a malt.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Hawk discuss the White Lodge:
      HAWK: Cooper, you may be fearless in this world, but there are other
worlds.
      COOPER: Tell me more.
      HAWK: My people believe that the White Lodge is a place where the
spirits that rule man and nature here reside.
      TRUMAN: Local legend.  Goes way back.
      HAWK: There is also a legend of a place called the Black Lodge...
the shadow-self of the White Lodge.  The legend says that
every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection.
There, you will meet your own shadow-self.  My people call
it "The Dweller on the Threshold." 
      COOPER: "The Dweller on the Threshold..."
      HAWK: But it is said, if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect
courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul.
   -- Dennis arrives. He and Cooper worked together in Oakland.  An RCMP
      officer says he stole drugs.
   -- Nadine leg presses 600 lbs.
   -- Josie tells Truman about Eckhardt. He took her off the streets in Hong
      Kong at 16 and taught her about life and business. She was afraid for her
      life when she met Andrew, a business partner. She says she believes
      Eckhardt is responsible for Andrew's death. She escaped from the airport
      at Seattle.
   -- Roger has pie at the RR (story on Leland in his paper)
   -- Hank and Ernie return.  When Norma asks Ernie if he caught anything, he
      spins a tale she doesn't buy.  Vivien's returned to Seattle.
   -- Nicky blows whip cream in Dick's face and spins Andy's seat
   -- James looks at Evelyn's '48 Jaguar.  Her husband, Jeffrey, travels
      extensively.  She'll provide room and board while he works on the car.
   -- Ben watches old footage of the groundbreaking ceremony for the Great
      Northern.  Hank arrives: "Ben, I have had an absolutely killer schedule."
      Ben wants to rearrange furniture.  Hank tells him OEJ has been taken
      over.  Ben makes shadow figures.
   -- Cooper gets an envelope from Windom Earle.  P to Q4.
      "Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically
      traditional opening.  I must say, your responding move was nothing
      if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious.
      See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical
      confrontation?  But there's doubt in your mind: what are my true
      intentions?  How will you answer this time?  Hobgoblins, Dale...
      consistency...predictability, giving rise to patterns.  We both
      know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to
      attack.  You with your wounds, I with mine, let me paint you a
      picture: my knights will skirmish, lanes of power and influence
      will open through my bishops and rooks, pawns will naturally
      be forfeit.  I'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because,
      I assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost;
      the king must die!"
   -- The Milford wedding.  Dwayne objects.
   -- Denise tells Cooper s/he found cocaine in Cooper's car and explains
      what happened.
   -- Cooper dances with Audrey, Andy with Denise
   -- Josie tells Catherine Thomas Eckhardt killed Andrew and she should be
      careful.  Catherine employs Josie as her maid.  Andrew's alive:
      "Everything's going exactly as we planned."  He and Catherine will be
      waiting for Eckhardt.

17 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2012 - 1/12/90
                   Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
   Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

   Morning
   -- Bobby tries again to blackmail Ben, who's acting too weird for it to
      take.  B: "You know what you have to have in this life? Balance,
      distance, symmetry."  He's stacked his furniture.  Eventually he hires
      Bobby to spy on Hank.  Lana runs by screaming.
   -- Cooper is discussing houses with a real estate agent (Irene).  A coin
      flip leads him to like Dead Dog Farm, an estate with a mysterious past
      where no one stays for long.
   -- Andy, Dick and Lucy visit with Nickie's case worker.  Nickie is an orphan
      who has been through many foster homes, and is the victim of "persistent
      random misfortune." Truman breaks up the meeting calling Andy to an
      emergency at the Great Northern.
   -- Truman, Doc Hayward and Andy investigate Dougie Milford, dead in his
      hotel bed.  Dwayne comes in and grieves, accusing the wife of murder by
      sex.  Andy doesn't cry.  "My Secret Life" by Chris Gerrity is found
      on the bed. 
   -- In the hallway, Hawk is talking/flirting with the widow.  H: "When
      something really big goes down, I'm the man."

   10:10 am (clock on wall)
   -- Nadine has joined the wrestling team and takes district champion Mike in
      one fall while asking him out
   -- Mike complains to Donna about Nadine.  D: "I'm not that good of an
      actress."
   -- James meets Malcolm Sloan - Evelyn Marsh's brother, Jeffrey Marsh's
      driver.  He says Marsh abuses Evelyn.  Once a fortnight she breaks one
      of his things.  M: "I'm sorry.  Am I being obscure?"
   -- At Dead Dog Farm, Cooper notices some tire tracks: "A Jeep, a four-
      wheeler and a luxury sedan."  In the house he deduces a meeting took
      place in the past few hours.  He finds baby laxative and cocaine dust.
   -- Dick fixes a flat (reading the instructions) while Nicky is being
      irritating.  While Nicky is away from the car, it falls off the jack.
      Nicky panics and runs to hug Dick (who is unhurt).

   Day
   -- Cooper comes to tell Truman about Dead Dog Farm, but instead visits
      with Air Force Colonel Riley investigating Major Briggs.  Briggs is a
      great pilot and his disappearance makes the cold war look like the
      sniffles.  "The owls are not what they seem" was broadcast from
      the woods, not deep space -- maybe from the White Lodge ("That's
      classified").  Cooper mentions seeing an owl before Briggs disappeared.
   -- James and Evelyn flirt and kiss.  James encourages her to leave her
      husband but she refuses.  When Jeffrey comes home she runs to greet him.
   -- Bobby, returning to Ben's office with photos, sees Audrey who flirts
      with him but doesn't kiss him.  Audrey goes to her secret listening
      place.
   -- Ben, who is working on a civil war model ("Gettysburg, day 1"), accepts
      the photos from Bobby and gives him a raise.  Audrey eavesdrops.
   -- Pete and Catherine enjoy a romantic meal, served by Josie in a maid
      outfit.  Pete is bothered by Catherine's treatment of Josie, but is
      having too much fun to make an issue of it.
   -- Cooper brings Diane up to date:
      "Diane, I'm holding in my hand a nationally distributed newspaper.  My
      opening move [P to Q4] responding to Windom Earle's opening move was
      printed in the personal column as per my instructions, but I have
      already received his response to this yesterday.  He anticipated my
      response to his opening move perfectly.  He's toying with me, Diane.
      I wonder where he is and what he's planning."
      Audrey knocks and offers Cooper Bobby's photos she has just stolen from
      her father's office.  Cooper identifies them as Hank, Ernie, Jean Renault
      and the mountie, meeting at Dead Dog Farm.  Denise comes in, and Audrey
      kisses Cooper on her way out.  Cooper briefs Denise.
      D: I may be wearing a dress but I still pull my panties on one leg at a
         time, if you know what I mean.
      Cooper: Not really...

   Night
   -- At the RR, Ed looks depressed, prompting Norma to suggest they can still
      be friends and to take his hand, all this secretly witnessed by Hank,
      sporting a 3:4 domino.
   -- Dick tells Andy he thinks Nicky is the devil
   -- In Truman's office, Dwayne continues to accuse Lana of murder.  Doc says
      it was a natural heart attack.
   -- In the hallway, all the men watch Lana being escorted to a room.  They
      begin collectively reciting Shakespeare.
   -- Lucy tries to call the sheriff to the phone, but gets no response.  She
      eventually finds all the men literally spellbound by Lana telling
      stories.
   -- Denise visits Ernie at the RR.  At the Great Northern, Cooper and Denise
      interrogate Ernie.  They apparently want to let him off, using him to
      catch the big guys.  Denise will pose as a buyer from Seattle and Ernie
      will arrange for a deal between Renault and Denise.
   -- James hears Evelyn and Jeffrey fighting.  Malcolm tells James the first
      beating was four years ago.  He swears to kill Jeffrey.
   -- Bobby goes home to find his mother sitting in the dark grieving over the
      Major's disappearance.  She flips on an owl lamp and Bobby tells his
      mother about the Major's vision.  Suddenly the lights go out and the
      major materializes in the house, wearing a vintage pilot's outfit
      (leather jacket and goggles) and asking how long he's been gone.
      Betty: Is everything all right?
      Garland: No, dear...not exactly.


18 Mar (Saturday)  [Episode 2013 - 1/19/90
                    Written by Harley Peyton
    Directed by Todd Holland]

   Morning
   -- Fade up on night time sky/field of stars.  Camera pans
      slowly to right.
 VOICE: (whispers) Cooperrr...                                 
      In the background, a chittering noise is heard.  A yellow
      symbol consisting of three equilateral triangles overlapping
      slightly at their apexes (like the international radiation
      symbol) appears spinning in the center of the screen and
      rapidly moves towards the camera with a screaming noise.
      When it hits the camera, the screen erupts with flames.
 BRIGGS (V.O.): I remember stepping from the flames.  A
   vague shape in the dark.  Then nothing.
      Slow fade from flames to Major Garland Briggs.  He is
      seated on a throne of stone in the middle of a jungle.
      The camera moves slowly towards him.
 BRIGGS: 'Til I found myself standing by the cold
   remains of our campfire.  Two days later.
 HAYWARD (Distorted V.O.): Major, there are some new techniques
   that might help us break through your amnesia.
 BRIGGS: Well, my memories are immune from regression.
   I can feel them...
      A wolf begins to growl in the background.
 BRIGGS: ...they're palpable, the smells, the sensation.
   Everything is known to me, yet somehow beyond my reach.
 COOPER (distorted V.O.): Do you remember anything else?
 BRIGGS: Very little, save for one disturbing image
   of a giant owl, pervasive.
      The wolf continues to growl.
 COOPER (distorted V.O.): A giant owl?
      With a flash of light, we cut to a brief negative image of an owl flying,
      then to a close shot of the back of the Major's neck, where there is a
      small red scar identical to the 3-triangle symbol seen before.  Cut
      to Briggs face.  The flash is revealed to be from an Instamatic
      camera that Doc Hayward used to take a picture of the scar.  
      The camera slowly pulls back from Briggs.  The scene is the
      Sheriff's Station Conference Room, the time is apparently morning.
      Major Briggs, Agent Cooper, Doc Hayward and Sheriff Truman
      are present.
 COOPER: A giant owl?  How big?
 BRIGGS: (fidgeting with his fingers) Enough to cloud my mind and
           memory.
 HAYWARD: (handing the instant picture he has just taken to Cooper)
   Three triangular scars behind the right ear, in perfect proportion.
 TRUMAN: Major Briggs...what exactly does your work involve?
 BRIGGS: That information...as I've repeated endlessly
   to myself...classified.  Though the keeping of
   secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now.
   (Pause.  The Major is nervous and shaken.)
   Perhaps there are sources of information that are
   so important as to transcend the human need
   to conspire.  Information of such weight that
   pertains not ... (Garland pauses.  He begins to
   lose control of his emotions.)  Oh, God!  Is
   this meant for the soul?!  My soul?
 COOPER: Major--perhaps you'd better start back at the beginning.
 BRIGGS: Are you familiar with...Project Bluebook?
 COOPER: Yes sir, I am.  The Air Force investigation into
   the phenomenon of Unidentified Flying Objects.
 BRIGGS: Officially disbanded in 1969.  But, there are those
   of us who ... continue in an _unofficial_ capacity.
   Examining the heavens as before...in the case of 
   Twin Peaks, the earth below.
      Cooper and Truman look at each other.
 BRIGGS: We are searching for a place called the White Lodge.
      Briggs stops talking as the door opens and two M.P.s step in.
 M.P. #1: Major Briggs?
 BRIGGS: I've been expecting you.
 TRUMAN: Now hold on just a minute, fellas.
 M.P. #1: Colonel Riley's orders.
 TRUMAN: I don't care what orders you got, this is my
   station and Major Briggs happens to be a friend of mine.
 BRIGGS: Harry (Briggs rises).   I'm afraid we will have to continue
   this discussion at a later date.
 TRUMAN: Are you sure you wanna to go with them?
 BRIGGS: (Nods) Yeah. (to Cooper) Goodbye.
 M.P. #1: Major.                               
      A sprinkler drips onto the photo Cooper is holding {we hear the
      "hand shakes" sound from 2020}.
   -- Denise and Cooper have Ernie call Jean for the setup
   -- Dick tells Andy Nicky's records were sealed and returned to the
      orphanage
   -- Cooper asks Lucy if she's seen anything from Earle in the newspapers
   -- At the RR, Ed tells Norma, "We need to talk"
   -- Shelly's fed up with taking care of Leo and slaps Bobby who's going
      out again, as Invitation to Love plays on the TV.  Leo's eye twitches.
   -- Ed gets a call from James who wants all his money ($12) sent to him
      at Wally's
   -- Evelyn asks James about his girls and for his help

   9:25 am (clock on wall)
   -- Mike tries to fight off Nadine at the RR
   -- Hank asks Norma where's she's going
   -- Josie answers the door to Truman who can't keep his hands off her
   -- Audrey visits Ben's battlefield and calls Jerry
   -- Ed answers the door to Norma
   -- Hawk prepares Ernie with a bug:
      (Hawk is attaching a "wire" to Ernie with adhesive tape)
      E: Ouch!  Will you mind the chest hair, will ya?
      H: You're sweatin' like a pig, Mr. Niles!
      E: Oh, thanks a lot!  That's nervous perspiration, man, hyperhydrosis.
 It's a childhood condition--and I didn't notice it 'til the war.  
 Korea, remember that?  Do ya?  I was leading a battalion up towards
 the 49th parallel.  We were just a bunch of fresh-faced kids.
         I didn't know what kinda hell we were steppin' into.
      C: Ernie!  Ernie, I want you to focus on the here and now.  Repeat your
 instructions to me, step by step.
      E: Okay.  Uh...I take...Denise...up to Dead Dog Farm.  I introduce her to
 Renault.
      C: Right.
      E: I, uh...take Renault through the buy...complete the transaction, and
         get the hell out of there, huh?
      C: Good.  Harry--that's when you come in. (Truman nods)  By golly...I
         sure wish I could join you fellas.  But I've temporarily lost my
 enforcement franchise.
      E: Heh, I bet.
      T: Well...I've been givin' that some thought. (tosses badge to Cooper)
 Consider yourself deputized.  The bureau's loss is my gain.
      (Cooper looks at the badge--it's number 13.)
      C: (happily)  I hope I can live up to this.
      H: (finishes wiring Ernie)  He's done.  You might want to towel him off
 before we go! (wipes his hands, exits)
      E: Ah, come on!  (to Cooper and Truman)  Uh...how long will it, uh...
 take you guys to storm the farmhouse after, uh, I complete the buy?
      C: (pinning on his badge)  You go out, we come in.
      E: Can I, can I ask you a question?
      T: What, Ernie?
      E: Don't make me do this!  This isn't my line of work!  I'm a coward!  I
 don't do this kind of thing, I'm a CPA!
      T: Ernie.
      C: Ernie.
      E: (laughs nervously) Just a momentary lapse.  I'm okay, I'm...I'm cool. 
 Let's go do it, huh?
      C: Where's Denise?
      T: Haven't seen her.
      (Door opens.  Dennis enters dressed as a man, hair pulled back into a
       ponytail)
      D: (proudly)  You can call me Dennis!  Oh, I don't know, somehow it
 seemed...more appropriate.  (Cooper beams, absolutely delighted)
 Whadda you think?
      (Truman whistles appreciatively)   
   -- Andy and Dick at the Dorritt Home for Boys
      D: Our investigation must proceed "sub rosa."  We may have to pick the
 lock.  Tricky business, that.  (Andy opens the unlocked door)  Voila!
 We enter!
      A: Where is everybody?
      D: Lunch!  Here we are, the case files.  N...N...N...(turns to another
 set of files) N!  Nales...Nester...Netherby...Needleman, Nicholas.
 Needleman, our little Nicky!
      A: We can read it in the car!
      D: Oh, patience, Andrew.
      A: (increasingly nervous) Dick!
      D: Sh!  The usual background information...mmm...birthplace...initial
 adoption...  mm-hmm!  First of several, it seems.
      A: Dick!
      D: (oblivious to Andy)  Ah, the plot thickens.  Where are thy secrets,
 little Nicky?
      (The Brewsters appear at the door, wave eagerly.  Andy sees them.)
      A: Dick!
      (The Brewsters enter.  Dick jumps up, startled, and clumsily hides
      Nicky's file in his trenchcoat.)
      B: Hi!
      (Andy, petrified, crosses and stands beside Dick.)
      B: We're the Brewsters.  (laughs)  I know we're a little early.  It's
 just that we're so darn eager to see him.  Can we see him?  Where's
 Donny?
      D: D--Uh, little Donny is...uh, dead.  (The Brewsters look horrified.) 
 Eh!  Dead tired, I mean.  I'm afraid little Donny, he isn't feeling up
 to snuff.
      B: Well, he was in perfect health only yesterday.
      (Dick is stumped.)
      A: Dick!
      D: Just a minute...*Woody*.  Let me finish helping these good people.
 Now--where were we?
  
   Afternoon
   -- Ed answers the door to Donna who's looking for James.  She'll deliver
      the money.
   -- Norma leaves and Nadine rescues Ed from Hank
   -- Bobby sees Ben, then Audrey.  A: I think Daddy needs an injection.
   -- Catherine visits Ben
   -- James shows Evelyn the fixed car who seduces him as Malcolm watches
   -- At Dead Dog Farm, Ernie's shirt smokes, blowing the cover.  Hawk calls
      for backup as Cooper exchanges himself for Ernie and Dennis.

   Evening (1/4 moon)
   -- Evelyn leaves James in bed to go at it with Malcolm
   -- Jean, the mountie, and Cooper in the center room:
      C:  Is my death so important to you?
      R:  My two brothers die...I hold you responsible.
      C:  Why?
      R:  Well...before you came here...Twin Peak was a simple place.
  My brothers deal dope to the teenagers and the truckdrivers...
  oh...One Eyed Jack welcomed the businessman and the tourist...
  quiet people lived a quiet life.  Then--a pretty girl die,
  and you arrive...and everything change.  My brother Bernardo,
  shot, and left to die in the...the woods.  A grieving father
  smother my remaining brother with, ah...the pillow.
  Kidnaping...death...suddenly, ah, the quiet people...they're
  quiet no more.  Suddenly the...the simple dream, become the
  nightmare.  So.  If you die, maybe you will be the last to die.
  Maybe you brought, ah...the nightmare...with you.  And maybe...
  the nightmare will *die* with you.
   -- Dennis in a RR uniform, delivers food.  Cooper shoots Jean with a 
      gun hidden in Dennis' panty hose and Dennis kicks the mountie's ass.
   -- Shelly wakes to intermittent power to find Leo
   -- Power's off at the station.  Lucy says there were two fires and an
      explosion.  Cooper finds a dead person pointing to a chessboard:
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  |     | WP  | WP  |     | WP  | WP  |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BQ  | BP  |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w| ?  b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  |     | BK  |     | BB  |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w| ?  b| ?  w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      b = black square  w = white square
      B = black piece   W = white piece
      K= king  Q = queen  B = bishop  N = knight  R = rook  P = pawn
      ? denotes square not visible or partially obscured

[Episode 2014 - 2/2/91
 Written by Scott Frost
 Directed by Uli Edel]

Saturday evening (continued)
   -- Truman, Cooper, and Doc Hayward investigate the dead body - there's a
      black pawn in the mouth.  Cooper says it's a vagrant, and makes several
      predictions borne out by investigation (type of wound, an abandoned
      car ...).
   -- Audrey plots with Bobby to save the Horne empire.  AUDREY:  From now on,
      Bobby, it's me you suck up to.
   -- Leo stalks Shelly with an axe, as an owl watches.  LEO:  Bad girl.
      Bobby returns home and after a struggle, Shelly stabs Leo in the leg who
      runs away into the woods.

19 Mar (Sunday)

   Day
   -- Cooper's been cleared, but the suspension remains.  Truman offers the
      vagrant murder case to deputy Cooper.  Hawk reports Hank is in the
      hospital - he missed the drug deal because he was "hit by a bus."
      Shelly called to report Leo's awakening.
   -- Andy tells Lucy about his and Dick's theory of Nicky killing his parents
      at the age of 6
   -- James meets Jeffrey, who gets in the car and drives off.  Evelyn
      puts the moves on James.  JAMES:  IT'S WRONG!!!
   -- At the RR, Ed and Doc Hayward discuss Nadine's dating and sex life.
      Donna took the van to look for James who's "out a couple of hours west."
   -- Ed tells Norma about the Nadine/Hank fight.  Norma says Truman will
      arrest Hank for parole violation.  Ed and Norma plan a romantic weekend.
      NORMA:  People will find out.  ED: Let 'em.
   -- James prepares to leave
   -- Cooper talks with Truman:
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  | WN  | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  |     |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  | BP  | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      T: So how does chess figure into all this?
      C: Because Windom Earle and I played a game every day for three years.
 He felt that all of life could be found in the patterns and conflicts
 on the board.  (pauses)  Because I never beat him.  (pauses)  Now it's
 my turn.  I'll publish my response in the Twin Peaks Gazette.  I don't
 know what else to do.
      T: Coop, you're gonna have to give me some more information here.
      C: Harry, I've brought some baggage to town I haven't told you about.
 (sits) Windom Earle was my first partner.  Everything I know about the
 law and the bureau, I owe to him.  Four years ago, we drew the
 assignment of protecting a material witness in a federal crime.  She
 was, uh...very beautiful...very gentle woman.  Her name was Caroline.
 She and I fell in love.  One night, I...failed in my vigilance.  An
 attack was made; I wasn't ready.  I was wounded and I lost
 consciousness.  (swallows hard)  When I came to, she was in my arms,
 she...she was dead, she'd been stabbed.
      T: The wounds on the vagrant.
      C: Identical.  The killer was never found.  My wound healed; Windom Earle
 went mad.  Institutionalized until his recent escape.
      T: So why is he after you?
      C: Harry--Caroline was Windom Earle's wife.
      (Truman has been sitting on the edge of his desk.  Now, he sits in his
      chair, taken aback.)
      T: So...he blames you for her death.
      C: (shakes his head, leans forward)  It's much worse than that.  I think
 he killed her.  And I think he committed the crime that she originally
 witnessed.  Harry-- Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond!  It's cold,
 and hard, and brilliant.  I think he feigned the insanity that sent
 him away, but at some point he lost the ability to distinguish between
 what's right and what's wrong.  You don't know what he's capable of,
 Harry...you don't know!
   -- Donna shows up at Wally's looking for James but finds Evelyn instead.
      Evelyn said he had done some work for her and then headed off to Mexico.
   -- Audrey ushers Jerry into Ben's office.  BEN: "Jeb!"  Dr. Jacoby is there.
      He says Ben's reversal of the South's fortunes is a healthy way for Ben
      to recover from his own defeat.
   -- Briggs staggers into the sheriff's office and collapses.  Lucy checks her
      lip stick.
   -- Briggs, Truman and Cooper at the station:
      (Briggs, Cooper, and Truman are all sucking down huge glasses of water.
       Lucy is standing nearby with a pitcher of water.)
      L: More?
      C: I'm fine.
      T: Fine, Lucy.
      B: Fine.
      (Lucy exits.)
      T: Major--what happened?
      B: Well, as men who have dedicated their lives to service, I know that
 you're able to understand how sacred I hold a pledge of allegiance.
 And the cost one must pay when breaking a pledge.
      C: It can be very great.
      B: Well, the Air Force, *I thought*, was not unlike other societies of
 men dedicated to the fight for the good.  (pauses, mops his brow)
 Gentlemen, frankly I'm worried.  When my superiors questioned me about
 my disappearance, they exhibited a degree of suspicion and intolerance
 bordering on the paranoic.  I must now admit that their motivation in
 the search for the White Lodge is not ideologically pure.  I believe
 that during my disappearance I was taken to the White Lodge.  I can 
 remember, virtually nothing.  But I have the clear, intuitive sense
 that there's...  much trouble ahead.
      C: Major?  What kind of trouble?
      B: I am unaware of the form it will take.  (pauses)  I will return.
 Until that time, I will be in the shadows if you need me.  Good day,
 gentlemen.
      C: Good day, Major.
      (the Major exits.)
      T: In the shadows.  Can you beat that?
      C: No...
   -- Jacoby, Lana, Cooper, Truman, Hawk at the station
      (Cooper and Truman enter the meeting room after Hawk.  Jacoby and Lana
       are waiting there.)
      J: Good.  I wanted all of you to hear this.  I've just spent almost the
 last twenty-four hours with this charming young lady, and as you can
 see, uh...  I have no bruises, no broken bones...any claims by her
 deceased husband's brother that she's cursed or somehow responsible
 for a death is nonsense.  Now what she does, in fact, possess is a
 heightened sexual drive.  And a working knowledge of technique,
 anatomy, and touch, that few men have ever had the pleasure of
 experiencing, or the skills to match.
      T: Is it *hot* in here?
      C: Yeah.
      H: Yep.
      C: Lana, let me be the first to congratulate you.
      L: Thank you!  Well--I could never have done it without Dr. Jacoby.
      J: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.  Okay.  Well then, we're gonna go bowling.
         See ya later, guys!
   -- Dwayne Milford is in the lobby with a shotgun, threatening to shoot Lana.
      Cooper suggests that the mayor and the widow go alone into the conference
      room to work it out.  Truman: Now what?  Cooper: We wait.
   -- The cops enter the conference room to find the widow and the mayor
      making wedding plans.
   -- Catherine reveals Andrew Packard to Pete.  P: "We forgot the weenies!"
      Catherine and Andrew knew of the attempt on Andrew's life so they staged
      it.  Eckhardt tried to kill him after he got the better of him in a
      business deal.  It was planned for 6 years.

   Dusk
   -- Eckhardt and Jones check into the Great Northern
   -- Truman shows Cooper a Seattle newspaper story -- Jonathan is dead.
      Truman suspects Josie and asks Cooper to investigate.  C: "If you
      say drink coffee, I'll drink coffee."
   -- Doc Hayward tells Dick and Andy about Nicky's past.  His mother was an
      immigrant, maid at the Great Northern.  She was impregnated during a
      rape, died in child birth.  Nicky was in an orphanage, then adopted. 
      His adopted parents were killed in a car crash.  Lucy is indignant that
      the men had suspected Nicky of wrong-doing.  She swats a fly.
      Dick and Andy break down and cry.
   -- It comes down at the Marsh place.  Evelyn says Jeffrey died in a car
      crash, the brake lines were cut.  JAMES: "You set me up!"  Evelyn says
      she loves James, and hopes he gets away.  Police arrive.  James is
      sneaking away.  Donna is there in the shadows, and they run away
      together.

   Night
   -- Leo walking through the woods.  Gratuitous owl shots.  There is a cabin
      with a light on.  Leo walks in and meets Windom Earle.

20 Mar (Monday)   [Episode 2015 - 2/9/21
           Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
   Directed by Diane Keaton]

   Day
   -- Evelyn and Malcolm tell the cops about James
   -- At Wally's, the cops watch an opera, while James and Donna talk
      as the bartender persists in listening in.  Donna wants to talk to Ed,
      James wants to talk to Evelyn.
   -- Donna calls Ed
   -- Cooper and Truman question Shelly and Bobby, who says that Hank shot Leo
   -- Albert ("Get a life, punk!") tells Cooper about Earle's leavings at
      five different police departments in different cities, each an article of
      Caroline's clothing.
   -- Earle makes music as Leo awakens
   -- Ed and Norma discuss their future in bed when Nadine rips off the door
      and joins them in bed.  She says she knows about them, mentions Mike,
      and bends her 2nd place wrestling trophy.
   -- Cooper and Truman question Josie
   -- Pete returns with a load of dry cleaning.  Cooper takes a sample from
      a coat.
   -- Thomas calls Josie.  Catherine listens.
   -- Ben continues on in the war.  Johnny is present in his Indian headdress.
      Bobby trumpets.
   -- Evelyn and Donna trade words at Wally's until Malcolm comes for Evelyn
   -- Albert's report.  The dead Asian man was Jonathan Kumagai.  The fibers
      found outside Cooper's door and from Josie's coat are a perfect match.
      The dead vagrant's name was Eric Powell.  Powell was Caroline's maiden
      name.
   -- Pete beats Toad, Cooper and Doc Hayward in chess
   -- Shelly gets her job back and cleans the ice cream cone
   -- Truman tells Norma Hank is going back to jail

   Night (1/2 moon)
   -- Josie answers the door to Eckhardt, who dines with Catherine.  They
      debate over what to do with Josie.
   -- James confronts Evelyn, who's blowing smoke rings.  She confesses and
      seduces him.  Malcolm knocks him out.
   -- The North surrenders and Ben's back
   -- Earle prepares himself and tutors Leo in penmanship
   -- Donna stumbles into Evelyn and Malcolm scheming.  Fiasco results
      in Evelyn shooting Malcolm.
   -- Cooper looks at a picture of Caroline as Earle walks out of the elevator.
      Earle leaves a message for Audrey.
   -- Cooper finds a mask and a message from Earle in his bed.

21 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2016 - 2/16/91
    Written by Tricia Brook
    Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   Morning
   -- Cooper and Truman listen to Earle's tape.  They decide to call Pete
      for Cooper's next move.  Lucy: Paper and Pete, got it - I'll do it
      alphabetically!
   -- Pete answers Lucy's call then serves breakfast to Catherine and Andrew.
      Josie enters, sees Andrew and faints.
   -- Truman reads the paper, an article on the Asian man's death
   -- Hank (on crutches) and Hawk in Truman's office.  Truman accuses Hank of
      shooting Leo.  Hank says he was home with Norma then, and offers to deal
      info on Packard's death for freedom.  No deal.  Hawk kicks Hank's
      crutch out from under him.
   -- Albert's report regarding the gun:
      A: This is the bullet we removed from you.  This is the one that was
         excavated from the dead man's skull.  Same bullets, same gun, same
 killer.  Let's go get her.
      C: Albert, hold your horses.
      A: Coop--I appreciate any reluctance you might have for busting your
 pal's old lady, but the woman ventilated you and left you for dead.
      C: (holds up his hand) Albert--I don't take it personally.  What about
 the gloves, the powder tests?
      A: News at five.  All right, fine, you're not mad, but there's an
 epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around,
 she is a menace.
      C: (nods) I'll talk to her.  Maybe she'll confess, turn herself in.
      A: Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus. (leaves)
   -- Audrey working as concierge at the Great Northern.  J.J. Wheeler walks
      in; he claims to have seen Audrey years ago playing Heidi.  Audrey has
      mail -- a note containing a torn piece of paper with writing, and a
      note inviting her to "save the one you love" by attending "a gathering
      of angels" at the Roadhouse that night.
   -- Ed replaces some figurines on a shelf when Nadine returns from school
      early. She confesses to Ed her love for Mike.  NADINE: "We have to
      call a spade a spade.  We're breaking up."
   -- Cooper pleads the truth from Josie.  Catherine listens in.  COOPER: "I
      don't know what place Harry occupies in your heart, but I do know that
      you own his."  Josie is unresponsive.  After Cooper leaves, Catherine
      badgers Josie while oozing slime.  Catherine says Josie will have to
      see Eckhardt alone that night.  JOSIE: "He'll kill me."  Catherine
      casually exposes a gun in the book case which Josie grabs and fondles.
   -- Bobby, Ben, Jerry, Audrey and John Justice Wheeler plot business.
      Ben reveals there is an endangered species on the mill/Ghostwood
      property: the pine weasel.
      B: I give you...the little pine weasel.  Found only in our tri-county
 area...  it is nearly extinct.
      J: (happily) They're incredible roasted.
      Ben will use this fact to stop development until he is in the driver's
      seat.  BEN: "And then, I'm considering a run for the Senate."

   1:16 (clock on wall)
   -- Earle the truck driver leaves the RR, leaving a note for Shelly. 
      Norma is on the phone with her sister, Annie, who lives at a
      convent.  Shelly reads the note, identical to Audrey's.
      Ed comes in and proposes to Norma.
   -- Leo whittles under Earle's instruction
   -- Norma visits Hank in jail, asks for a divorce.  Hank promises to reform
      and asks for an alibi regarding Leo.  Norma refuses, although Hank
      swears he'll die if he goes back to prison.  HANK: "You're his whore,
      Norma."  NORMA: "I'd rather be his whore than your wife."
   -- Pete selects a move that will give Earle "sleepless nights" and not
      allow him to capture any pieces for 5-6 moves.  It appears to be P to
      QN-3.  This is just about the only legal move in that corner of the
      board (to Cooper's right) that would prevent any immediate capture. 
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  | WN  | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
   5:00 pm (A to C: "News at five.")
   -- Albert says the powder on Josie's glove proves she shot Cooper.  There
      was a positive ID of her in Seattle.
   -- Andrew visits Josie putting on makeup in her room.  He says he loved her
      though she didn't love him and she should go to Eckhardt who can
      get her out of the country.

   Dusk
   -- James and Donna meet for a picnic in the mountains.  James is going to
      continue traveling around.  Donna will return to TP.  They will continue
      to love each other and meet again some day. Evelyn is going to stand
      trial and James will be a witness.

   Evening
   -- Truman comes to see Josie.  Catherine says she's gone to see Eckhardt.
   -- Eckhardt and Andrew meet in the elevator.  Andrew says he is alive
      because Josie betrayed Eckhardt.  Something about Josie in love with
      Truman.  ECKHARDT: "I have taken care of that [Truman]."
   -- Ben, Audrey and Jack at supper.  Jack is in business of saving troubled
      businesses with environmental problems.  Ben is called away;
      attraction/repulsion/defensiveness between Audrey and Jack ensues.

   9:30 pm
   -- Shelly, Audrey and Donna meet at the Roadhouse.  They put their three
      pieces of paper together. Earle watches from the bar.
      "See the mountains kiss high heaven
      And the waves clasp one another.
      No sister flower would be forgiven
      If it disdained its brother.
      And the sunlight clasps the earth,
      And the moonbeams kiss the sea.
      What is all this sweet work worth,
      If thou kiss not me?"
   -- Cooper practices fly fishing in his room.  Catherine calls to let him 
      know where Josie is.  He grabs his gun and goes to investigate.  He hears
      a shot and opens Eckhardt's door.  Eckhardt stands up and dies.
      Josie and Cooper point guns at each other.
      J: He tried to kill me.
      C: Is that what you'll say about me, Josie--that I tried to kill you?
 What about Jonathan?  Did he try to kill you, too?
      J: He...he was taking me back.
      C: Why did you shoot me, Josie?
      J: Because you came here.  I knew this day was going to come.  I'm not
 going to jail!  I can't!
      (Truman enters, gun drawn)
      H: Put it down, Josie.
      J: Ah!  Harry?!
      H: PUT IT DOWN!!
      J: Harry--forgive me.  I never meant to hurt you. (takes several sharp
  breaths, closes her eyes, hugs the gun to her chest, and collapses on
 the bed)
      H: (rushes to her, cradles her in his arms) Josie!  Josie?!  Josie!
         (looks up) She's dead.  
      (Truman and Josie on the bed disappear, spotlight appears.  BOB climbs
      onto the bed from the floor on the far side, laughing maniacally, until
      he is on his hands and knees on the bed)
      B: Coop!  What happened to Josie?! (continues to laugh)
      (BOB disappears, the little Man From Another Place appears, dances on
      the bed, and disappears.  Truman and Josie reappear as before.  Josie's
      face appears in the knob of the nightstand, crying out in torment)

22 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 2017  -  3/28/91
      Written by Barry Pullman
      Directed by James Foley]

[Cooper's Prologue: March 28th, Thursday night.  Diane, I want to bring you
up to speed on a few recent developments.  Nadine Hurley, 35 years old,
persists in the belief that she is a high school girl.  She has apparently
fallen in love with Mike Nelson, high school varsity star.  
   Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress.
Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in
the woods.
   Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the 
aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine
weasel.
   As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment;
a premonition of happiness.  I hope I will be ready when it comes.  Mean-
while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner.  Windom continues to play
his deadly game of chess.  Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes 
a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life.  I have enlisted the
aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate
game.  In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move.
   Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but
remembers nothing.  He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck.
   Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear.  And while I am
absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness
and even sympathy.  Sheriff Truman is suffering terribly as a result.
   When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from
my dream.  Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane?
Do these events foretell BOB's return?  I hope not...for all our sakes.]

   Morning
   -- Truman thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering
      breakfast.  Truman refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels.

   11:18 am (clock on wall)
   -- Annie, Norma's sister, arrives and is to start working at the RR
   -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo
   -- Hawk tells Cooper about Truman's condition.  Doc said he can't figure  
      Josie's cause of death.  Her body weight was 65 lbs.
   -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things.
      Windom's got himself a laptop.  He gets the latest move from Cooper
      in the paper.  He doesn't like it.
   -- People from the Great Northern & Horne's store set up for a benefit
      show to save the pine weasel.  Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine
      weasel.  John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic.
   -- Cooper visits Truman and gives him the scoop on Josie.  She had multiple
      felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt,
      Jonathan, and Cooper himself.  Truman kicks him out. 
   -- Catherine looks at plans and is visited by Jones, Eckhardt's executive
      assistant.  She's got a gift for Catherine.
   -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with
      Donna and leaves a gift for Will
   -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at
      least six men are lost by such a game.  Andy and Lucy argue over the
      knight's hook move.
   -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7,
      Major Briggs:        Margaret:               took a walk in the woods and
/\    /\            /\             /\      was told that she had
       /  \  /  \          /  \           /  \    disappeared for a day. She
      /____\/____\        /    \/\     /\/    \    got a tattoo on her leg. She
   /\            /        \   /        \   also heard an owl when her
  /  \          /__________\ /__________\  husband died. All three have
 /____\                                    heard that call as well as
   seen the light.

   Afternoon
   -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic
   -- WIll and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig.  She's informed
      that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago.  The gift
      contains a note: KN to KB3.  The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig
      was for a cemetery.
      [The board presently:
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                        ]
   -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby
   -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek.
      Donna watches.

   6:05 pm (?) clock on wall
   -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest.  "Easy
      Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it.  Cooper meets Annie and gets a 
      good strong cup of coffee she made.  Windom in disguise watches Annie with
      Cooper, who notices Annie's scar.  Cooper looks puzzled after Earle
      leaves unnoticed.

   Dusk
   -- Hawk gets Cooper.  A drunken Truman wrecked all the furniture in the
      Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down.
   -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the
      Great Northern.  A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike.  Nadine smashes the
      bell.
   -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign.  Dick is host for the fashion
      show.  Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors.
   -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person
   -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage.
      It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's,
      bites his nose and gets loose.  Chaos ensues.  Jack catches Audrey.
   -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed

[Episode 2018  -  4/4/91
Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

Wednesday evening (continued)
   -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips.  He sees Josie in his
      haze and she tries to strangle him.  They struggle and Truman triumphs.

23 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room
   -- Truman tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South
      African consulate.  There's a bonsai delivered this morning "from Josie."
      Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai.  Earle was
      apparently high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as
      involved with Project Bluebook.  Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him
      a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm.
   -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of
      Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelly), King of Spades (Cooper).
      The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks.
   -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben.  Mike and Nadine
      check out.  Donna and Audrey chat and wonder about their parents.
   -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago.  She's got some
      old letters.  Donna and Audrey eavesdrop.  Eileen says stay away from
      her.
   -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Truman running for the
      restrooms.  Gordon notices Shelly, likes what he sees and makes his
      move.  He can hear her perfectly.
   -- Cooper and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window.  He tells
      /\her a joke about penguins, and she
    /    \mentions his sketch looks just
    \    /like the one at Owl Cave.
      \/
       /\    /  \     /\
     /    -<      >-     \
   /         \  /          \
 -------------/\--------------
    /    \
    \    /
      \/
   -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco.  Her father asks
      about James and she asks about her mom and Ben.  He seems like he's
      hiding something.  Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen.
   -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library.  He
      identifies her poem as Shelley.
   -- Shelly and Annie chat about Cooper
   -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope.  He's
      going spelunking.
   -- Pete just called in the next move:
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  | BP  |    Captured:
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
       | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+      ]
      Cooper's in gear and ready to go.  Cooper mentions that Shelly took
      Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing.
   -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo
   -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her
      plane to Seattle leaves in an hour.  John shows up to see this.  He and 
      Ben chat about how Ben can be good.  He mentions he's fallen in love with
      Audrey and they munch on carrots.

   Night
   -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls.  Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also
      there.  They see the symbol on the wall.  An owl flies around them.
      Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol.  The middle
      diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end.
      The owl flies away.

   9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane, runs into Annie at the
      Great Northern bar.
      Dale: Hello Annie.
      Annie: Hi.
      D: Can I get you something... oh,
      A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic.
      D: I see.
      A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was
 exotic, so...
      D: It's all new to you isn't it?
      A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they
         talk and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love.  It's
         like a foreign language to me.  I know just enough of the words to
         realize how little I understand.
      D: Man, I'd love to see the world through your eyes.
      A: Why?
      D: Oh, there are some things I might do different if I had the chance.
      A: Me too.
      [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and 
      Annie notices him noticing.  She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.]
      A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it
 might happen again.
      D: You want to talk about it?
      A: Not yet.
      D: Maybe I can help.
      A: Can you?
      D: If you want me to. 
      A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful.
      D: I can handle that.
      A: Some people think I'm strange.
      D: I know the feeling.
      A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do
 things that you'd expect me to do.
      D: Annie I don't expect anything.
      A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer.
      D: Good.  I'm glad.
   -- Earle explores Owl Cave:
      [Thw bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in
      Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something.
      He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."]
      Windom: My, my, my. What have we ...  [while turning his flashlight to
        other parts of the cave] ...here?
 /\[Shot of the same petroglyph but upside
/  \ down on the ceiling from Windom's
       /    \ point of view.  This one is enclosed
      /      \ in a diamond.]
     /        \
    / /\    \
   /    /  \    \
  /    /    \    \
 /     \    /     \
 \  \  /\  /\  /  /
  \  \/ \/  \/  /
   \            / 
    \          /
     \        /
      \     /
       \    /
\  /
 \/
      W: Could it be?  [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.]  Yes.
 [Looks back at the ceiling.]  The symbol inverted. 
 [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh]  Now.
      [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his 
       right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall
       is the same as the one on the ceiling.  Andy's axe stuck in the "fire" 
       symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins.  The axe is now
       directly above the petroglyph on the wall.  The axe falls out 
       of the wall as the walls begin to shake more.  Windom is backing out
       of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfaction.  Dust coming off of the
       wall fills the screen.]

24 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2019 - 4/11/91
   Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton
   Directed by Johnathan Sanger]

   Morning
   -- Cooper, Andy, Hawk, and Truman are back at Owl Cave and find a new
      petroglyph.  The tracks they find are the same ones outside the
      powerstation.  Cooper deduces it was Earle.
      _______________________________________________________________________
      
      BLACK                              O        lollipops
      BLOB                               |  O  O
                                      ____  |  |  O  O
              O                           -----   |  |  O  O
              |                       /\       ______   |  |        \   |   /
            giant   o                /  \            ----__          \ _|_ /
              |   little            /PEAK\             /\  antlers____|SUN|____
              |    man             /      \           /  \            |___|
             / \   / \            /    @   \         /    \          /  |  \
                                 /        ~~~~~~~~  / PEAK \       /    |   \
                                         ~~~~LAKE~~/        \
                          flame  4  =falls=~~~~~~ /     @    \
                          (cave)    ||||||| ~~~~
               oo                   |||||||
       XX    o    o                 |||||||
       XX   o ring o                |||||||         (various crisscrossing
             o    o                 |||||||            lines everywhere)
               oo
      
                                                      M A Y O R
      
                                                         M C
      
                                                     C H E E S E
      _______________________________________________________________________
   -- Earle talks to Leo and a punk who thought he was invited to a party,
      about the White Lodge and the Black Lodge.  On a computer is the
      petroglyph from Owl Cave.
      Earle: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the
       White Lodge.  Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing
       spirits.  The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air.  And when
       it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a
       desire to live life in truth and beauty.  Generally speaking, a
       ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell.  Engorged with the
       whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools,
       young and old, compelled to do good without reason.  Heh-heh!
  But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this
       wretched place of saccharine excess.  For there's another place, its
       opposite; a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark
       forces and vicious secrets.  No prayers dare enter this frightful maw.
       Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations; they 
       are as like to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy
       "Good day!"  And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of
       unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that
       its bearer might reorder the earth itself--to his liking!  Now!  This
       place I speak of--is known as the Black Lodge.  And I intend to find it.
   -- Pete tries to create a poem on Josie but is interrupted by
      Catherine.  She hasn't been able to open the box left by Eckhardt's
      assistant.  Pete tells her it's a puzzle box that could take
      YEARS to open.  Catherine: "Open it!  I've been trying for days."
   -- At the RR Bobby tries to convince Shelly to enter the Miss TP pageant
   -- Elsewhere at the RR, Lana tries to convince the mayor to help her
      win the contest since he's a judge
   -- Cooper enters and orders coffee and donuts from Annie for his team,
      and makes a date with Annie (a nature study) for this afternoon.
      He overhears a piece of the poem Shelly was reciting and gets her
      piece of the poem.  Blue plate special is 'Hearty Beaver Broth'.
   -- Cooper tells Truman that the message was from Earle.  It was the poem
      that he sent to Caroline.
   -- Major Briggs points out an error in Andy's chalkboard rendition
      of the petroglyph.  He's dreamed of it.  Cooper says that Leo's
      disappearance, Owl Cave, and Earle are all related.  He asks for
      Briggs' help, who ponders his situation and dedication to his work.
      We see a silhouette of a hooded figure.  When it comes toward the screen,
      a starscape is seen inside, and an owl flies in the starscape and we
      then see a wall of fire appear.  Briggs agrees to help.  Hawk brings in
      Leo's arrest report, which Cooper compares to the poem and concludes
      it was Leo's handwriting.
   -- Dick and Ben chat. Ben: Sometimes the urge to do bad...is nearly
      overpowering.
   -- The punk is in a papermache (pawn) and Earle asks for an arrow. Leo
      doesn't want to but those shocks from his collar convinces him to.
      Earle loads a crossbow and shoots the punk.

   3:35 pm (clock on wall)
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks Committee (Doc Hayward, the Mayor, and Pete) meets
      and listens to Ben who wants the topic of the pageant to be to save the
      forests
   -- Miss TP contestants gather.  Mike: "Do you have any idea what a
      combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?"

   3:36 pm (grandfather clock)
   -- Truman and Catherine talk about Josie and why she did what she did.
      She shows him the puzzle box.  Pete shows up and drops it,
      opening it.  The contents seems to be another puzzle box which consists
      of two concentric rings of symbols.  The inner ring is made
      up of symbols corresponding to the phases of the moon.  The outer ring
      is made up mostly of zodiac symbols.
Clock position       Inner Symbol           Outer Symbol
                         (moonphase)            (zodiac)
--------------------------------------------------------
12:00                Full Moon              Libra
 1:30                 Waxing Gibbous         Pisces
 3:00                 First Quarter          Cancer (modified)*
 4:30                 Waxing Crescent        Unknown**
 6:00                 New Moon               Aries
 7:30                 Waning Crescent        Sagittarius
 9:00                 Third Quarter          Taurus
10:30                Waning Gibbous         Gemini
      * The Cancer symbol differs from that shown in the dictionary.
Essentially, it's like a lowercase sigma with a long , straight
tail and another similarly modified sigma, rotated 180 degrees,
directly beneath it.
      ** This symbol is a large circle with four much smaller circles
 just outside it at clock positions 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, and 1:30.
 The overall effect is that of a paw.  Perhaps it's a different
 sign for Leo.

   Sometime after 4:00 (Cooper tells Annie he'll pick her up at 4:00 sharp)
   -- Annie and Coop in a boat.  Annie tells Cooper that she had
      one senior year boyfriend and because of him, there are scars on her 
      wrist before she entered the convent.  Cooper kisses her twice.
      Earle watches.
   -- A wine tasting party which Dick is hosting with a bandaged nose
   -- Gordon again speaks normally to Shelly.  When Cooper and Annie
      appear Gordon tells them and Shelly that he's leaving but
      he'll try to return to TP to be with Shelly.  He gives her
      two kisses, the first interrupted by Bobby who is expressing
      his disbelief.
   -- Lana and Andy find banana and chocolate in the taste of
      the wine they taste.  Lucy spits wine in Dick's face.
   -- Jack and Cooper chat about love.  Jack receives a telegram and
      quickly makes arrangements to check out.
   -- Donna still wants to know about Eileen's involvement with Ben,
      and she is thinking of studying overseas.  Eileen wants more peas.
   -- Hooded silhouette but with a half moon where the head is.  The owl flies.
   -- Cooper and the police at the gazebo.  There's a crate on the gazebo.
      On it there's a ring on a sign that says "PULL ME".  Cooper does
      from a distance using a police line tied to the ring and a
      rock.  He shoots the rock and the crate opens.  The punk is
      in a chess piece sculpture with a sign saying that "Next time it will
      be someone you know."

      [The board presently:
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WR  |     |     | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  | WB  |    Captured:
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
       | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |    BP by WB
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+      ]

[Episode 2020 - 4/18/91
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
 Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal]

Friday evening (continued)
   -- The cops haul the pawn off the gazebo.  A friend of the punk in
      the pawn describes how Scott, wearing a weird suit, came out of the
      woods, saying he had beer so Rusty Tomaski the punk went with him.
      Andy cries.  Cooper thinks Earle is playing off the board since
      Earle didn't tell him his move.

25 Mar (Saturday)

   Morning
   -- Lucy tells Truman that Hawk is feeding breakfast to some guy she's never
      seen before because he looked sad.  She tells Andy tomorrow is D-Day
      (Dad Day) when she'll choose the father of her baby.  She's also
      going to enter the Miss Twin Peaks contest and Andy's got some ideas
      for her speech.
   -- At the Great Northern, Jack checks to see if there are any messages
      for him from Audrey
   -- Doc Hayward, after examining Ben, gives him a clean bill of health,
      and tells him to stay away from Eileen.  Ben says not as long as the
      lie survives.  Jack enters, looking for Audrey.  He has to leave
      because his partner was murdered.
   -- Donna Marie Hayward finds a blank space on her birth certificate
      under the "Father" entry and some pictures of her parents with Ben.
      Hawk is on the phone for her.
   -- Audrey returns and runs into Hawk who tells her it is important
      to see Cooper immediately
   -- Jack and Ben chat.  Jack's got to take his partner's place in the
      Rain Forest business.  He's got something for Audrey.
   -- Briggs has Cappy look for symbols and has some information for Cooper
      and Truman.  Earle was the best and brightest of them, but became
      obsessive and destructive when the attention turned from outer space
      to Twin Peaks and so was removed from the project.
      E: These, uh, these evil sorcerers, uh,...dugpas, they're called...they,
uh, cultivate evil for the sake of evil, nothing else, they, uh, 
express themselves in darkness, for darkness without leavening motive,
uh--Now this, this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place
where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion, and
with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power!  Th-this place of
power is tangible and as such it can be found, entered, and perhaps
utilized in, in some fashion.  Th-the dugpas have, have, many names
for it, but chief among them (coughs) is the, uh, is the Black Lodge.
You don't believe me, do you?  You think I'm mad.  Overworked.
Go away.
      C: (pauses tape)  Gentlemen, when Windom Earle arrived in Twin Peaks I
assumed he had come for vengeance.  For me.  But I miscalculated.
He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I care for, he has
murdered innocents; he has engaged us in subterfuge and red herring--
a fish I don't particularly care for.  But all of these acts are
merely camouflage; he's been after something else all along.  The 
Black Lodge.  Fellas, we need to find out what this (points to
monitor), the Black Lodge, has to do with that! (points to drawing of
map)
      Cooper and Truman will look through the old files and Briggs will go
      for a walk.
   -- Earle, eavesdropping on Cooper, Truman, and Briggs, laughs.  Leo
      pockets the shocker.
   -- At the RR, a pie-eater's hand shakes.  Bobby and Shelly discuss her
      speech and his recent inattention to Shelly.  Cooper's on the phone
      for Shelly.

   7:52 am (clock on wall)
   -- At the roadhouse, the mayor tells Lana she's gonna win since the other
      judges are gonna be Norma and Dick.  She says she'll marry after she
      wins.
   -- Cooper has Shelly, Audrey, and Donna compare stories of running into
      strange people.  Shelly recognizes Leo's handwriting.  Cooper tells them
      they need to check into the sheriff's everyday at 9 am and 9 pm.
   -- Earle babbles, Leo cleans, recognizes Shelly on the card and shocks
      himself
   -- Audrey enters the Great Northern just missing Jack on his way out.
      Ben wants Audrey to enter Miss Twin Peaks so she can speak about his
      cause.  He mentions Jack's flight so she takes off, getting Pete,
      who babbles about seeing Josie's face, to drive her.  Something
      surprises Ben.
   -- Cooper and Truman ponder the petroglyph.  Andy goes to call Mrs.
      Briggs to find out about Briggs who should've arrived by now.
      Cooper talks about Annie then gets the hand shakes.
   -- Briggs in the woods, stops at a tree, touches it and his tattoo,
      and is shot by Earle in a horse outfit
   -- Jack prepares to take off

   10:34 am (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Annie chat then kiss.  Plates fall.
   -- Pete and Audrey catch up to Jack.  They proclaim their love for each
      other and she says she's a virgin and wants him to make love with her.
      Pete cries and gets the hand shakes.
   -- Earle interrogates Briggs strung up on a target.  Windom: "What do you
      fear most...in this world?"  Major: "The possibility that love is
      not enough."
      Briggs: "There's a time if Jupiter and Saturn meet, they will receive
      you."  He also says something like "That gum you like is coming back"
      backwards.
   -- Andrew and Catherine fiddle with the puzzle box.  After trying Eckhardt's
      birthday and his own birthday, he tries the day the gift arrived and it
      opens, revealing another box.  Andrew smashes it, revealing a metal box.
   -- Annie and Cooper dance.  She mentions entering the Miss Twin Peaks
      pageant.  The Giant appears to Cooper with a mouthed warning, "no, no."

   Dusk
   -- Pete wakes in his truck.  The jet takes off for Brazil.  Audrey's still
      here.  Pete: "There are many cures for a broken heart.  But nothing
      quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight..."  
   -- Cooper's vision of the Giant ends.  Mayor: "This isn't right.  There's
      something wrong here."
   -- Leo and Briggs writhe in pain.  Earle determines the petroglyph is a
      map.

   Night
   -- BOB appears in Glastenberry Grove, "I'm out!"

26 Mar (Sunday)   [Episode 2021 - 6/10/91
   Part 1 Written by Barry Pullman
   Directed by Tim Hunter]

  Morning
   -- Leo reaches for the key and frees Briggs.  L: "Save Shelly"
   -- Ghostly Earle returns with a new game for Leo.  He's got something
      in a bag.

  1:05 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Norma, Shelly, and Annie chat about the Miss Twin Peaks pageant.
      Norma won the first one 20 years ago.
   -- Ben and Audrey talk about Jack.  He's got some philosophy books
      from which he hopes to learn how to be good.  Audrey reports that
      the Packards are using the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash
      to their Ghostwood project.  Ben hopes to expose this and still wants
      Audrey to make a speech.
   -- Andy stares at the petroglyph.  Cooper tells Truman about how he thinks
      Josie died of fear and a vision of BOB immediately afterwards.  Earle
      eavesdrops and talks to Leo about getting Miss Twin Peaks.  Leo's teeth
      are clamped on a string from which a flimsy cage of spiders hang over
      him.
   -- Pinkle has the Miss Twin Peaks contestants rehearse a dance.  The mayor,
      Dick, and Norma discuss criteria, then Lana seduces Dick in a storage
      room.

  1:17 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper tells Diane he just finished his second meditation.  Annie
      arrives wanting help with her speech.  The pageant is in 6 hours.
      They end up in bed.
   -- Nadine shows slides of her wrestling.  Jacoby has Nadine (with Mike)
      and Ed (with Norma) discuss their breaking up.  Both proclaim they
      are getting married.
   -- Briggs is picked up by Hawk
   -- Cooper and Truman attempt to question Briggs.  Cooper smells haliperidol
      on him.  Andy looks at the petroglyph again.
   -- Andrew, Pete, and Catherine are still wrestling with the box.  Andrew
      finally shoots it open.  Inside is a key, which Catherine puts in a
      cake-saver so it is in plain sight.
   -- Donna demands the truth from uncooperative Will and Eileen
   -- Andy looks at the petroglyph again.  Cooper figures out from a book
      that the petroglyph tells of a time when Jupiter and Saturn are in
      conjunction.  Briggs mutters "protect the queen" and "fear and love
      open the doors."  Andy knocks the bonsai to the floor.  Truman goes
      to pick it up and discovers the bug.

   7:00 approx (Annie to Cooper, "in 6 hours")
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks pageant, opening dance number.  Pinkle makes his
      move on the Log Lady.  Talent competition begins.  Lucy dances.
   -- Earle as the Log Lady knocks out Bobby.  Lana dances.
   -- Audrey makes her speech.  Donna demands and gets the truth from Ben.
      He's her father.
   -- Annie makes her speech.  Earle watches from the rafters.
   -- Lucy makes her announcement to Andy and Dick that she wants Andy to
      be the baby's father.  Andy then goes to look for Cooper.
   -- Annie is named Miss Twin Peaks.  Lights go out and chaos ensues as
      Nadine is hit on the head with a sandbag, Cooper sees Earle, and
      Earle takes Annie.  Power is restored and Andy tells Cooper he's
      figured out the petroglyph to be a map.

[Part 2 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by David Lynch]

  Night
   -- Lucy and Andy discuss what happened at the pageant
   -- Cooper, with Truman and Hawk, ponders the petroglyph and "Fire walk with
      me."  Pete enters and says the Log Lady stole his truck which had 12
      rainbow trout in the bed.  The circle of 12 sycamore trees is where
      Hawk found the bloody towel and ripped pages - Glastenberry Grove.  The
      Log Lady arrives with some oil which her husband said is the opening to
      a gateway.  Cooper determines it to be what Jacoby smelled.  Ronette is
      brought in and recognizes the smell of that oil from the night Laura
      died.
   -- Earle takes Annie to the circle of trees and beyond the red curtains
   -- Nadine is 35 again.  She wants to know who Mike is, why Norma is there,
      and where her drape runners are.
   -- Ben apologizes to Eileen.  Donna cries for Will to be her father.
      Slyvia walks in and Will belts Ben, who hits his head on the fireplace.
   -- Andrew switches the mystery key with another he has for a safety
      deposit box
   -- Cooper and Truman find Pete's truck.  They head into the woods.
      Cooper goes alone, with Truman following, and sees an owl and the
      sycamore trees.  He enters the curtains into the red room.  The
      little man from another place is there.  Another man sings, then
      disappears.
   -- Andy comes looking for Truman

27 Mar (Monday)

  Morning
   -- 10 hours later, Truman and Andy are still waiting for Cooper

  7:25 am (Andrew's watch)
   -- Audrey practices civil disobedience and chains herself to the bank vault.
      Andrew and Pete arrive and open the safety deposit box to discover a bomb
      that goes off.  Eckhardt's note: Got you, Andrew, Love, Thomas.
   -- Bobby tells Shelly he wants to marry her.  Heidi arrives for work.
   -- Leo still surviving
   -- Jacoby brings Sarah to Mr. and Mrs. Briggs.  Sarah has a message for
      Garland:  "I'm in the Black Lodge...with Dale Cooper.  I'm waiting
      for you."
   -- Cooper and the little man from another place sitting in the red room.
      LMFAP:  When you see me again, it won't be me.  This is the waiting room.
      Would you like some coffee?  Some of your friends are here.
      Laura:  Hello Agent Cooper.  {winks, snaps her fingers}  I'll see you
      again in 25 years.  Meanwhile... {presents her hands}
      Great Northern room service waiter:  Hoo! Woo, woo, woo, woo {with hand 
      in front of mouth--the "Indian noise"}  Hallelujah!
      LMFAP:  Hallelujah!
      GNRSW:  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee. {sets down
      solid coffee for Cooper}
      Giant:  One and the same.
      {LMFAP rubs his hands.  Cooper picks up his coffee - it's liquid.  When
      he's about to drink, it's solid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his
      hands.  The coffee's liquid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his
      hands.  The coffee's viscous.}
      LMFAP:  Wow, Bob, wow.  Fire walk with me.
      {Fire.  A scream.  Strobe effect.  Cooper walks to the other room.
      Identical furniture but empty.  Back to the original room.}
      LMFAP:  Wrong way
      {Cooper goes back to to the other room.  LMFAP babbles excitedly. Then:}
      LMFAP:  Another friend.
      {Maddy enters wearing a black dress identical to Laura's.  LMFAP
      continues to babble, ducks behind a chair.}
      Maddy:  I'm Maddy.  Watch out for my cousin. {can't see whether her eyes
      are white}
      {Cooper goes back to the original room.  It's empty.  Then:}
      LMFAP (shadow self):  Doppelganger
      Laura  (shadow self):  {presenting hands}  {angrily}  Meanwhile
      {screams, climbs up on the chair}
      {Back to the other room.  Empty, but Cooper is bleeding from his stomach. 
      There's a trail of blood on the floor-- Cooper follows it back to the
      original room.  Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding.  No,
      it's Annie.  Annie gets up.}
      Cooper:  Caroline?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?
      {Cooper goes back to the other room.  Annie/Caroline is standing there,
      wearing the black dress from the pageant}
      Annie:  Dale.  I saw the face of the man who killed me.
      Cooper:  Annie...the face of the man who killed you?
      Annie:  It was my husband.
      Cooper:  Annie?
      Annie:  Who's Annie?  It's me, it's me, it's me.
      Cooper:  Caroline?                       
      {Annie changes to Caroline (shadow self), in Caroline's dress}
      Caroline (shadow self):  You must be mistaken.  I'm alive.
      {Laura (shadow self) screaming, then turns into Windom Earle.}
      {Annie, in pageant dress, appears off to the side, vanishes}
      Earle:  Dale Cooper.  If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live.
      Cooper:  I will.
      {Earle stabs Cooper.  Fire.  Rewind.  BOB appears, grabs Earle}
      BOB:  {to Earle}  Be quiet.  Be quiet.  {to Cooper}  You go.  He is wrong.
      He can't ask for your soul.  I will take his.  {a spout of fire
      appears over Earle's head, and his head slumps forward}
      {Cooper's shadow self enters as Cooper leaves, crouches beside BOB, and
      laughs with him}
      {Cooper exits into the hallway}
      Leland (shadow self):  I did not kill anybody.
      {Cooper's shadow self chases Cooper and catches up to him.  BOB laughs.}


   Night
   -- Cooper and Annie are back
   -- Will tends to Cooper in his bed.  Annie's at the hospital and will be
      okay.  Cooper gets up, "I need to brush my teeth."  In the bathroom,
      BOB has Cooper ram his head into the mirror.  "How's Annie?!" 



-- /\__Edwin Nomura -- enomura@ucsd.edu____________________________________/\ / \\ Bang your head against the stage like you never did before / \\ / \\\ Make it ring, make it bleed, make it really sore / \\\ / \\\\___________________________________ - "Whiplash," Metallica_____/ \\\\

Did anyone notice Josie at the end of NBC's "Nightmare Cafe"
(advertised as "Sneak Preview")?  Ok, it wasn't actually Josie, but it
was the same actress, and Josie sure was in a lot of trouble the last
time we saw her and her problem does fit the theme of the show.


-- | Kansas Jim (Jim Ogle, NRAO-VLBA, Socorro New Mexico) | | jogle@zia.aoc.nrao.edu | | "I'd be apathetic if I cared." |

Did anyone catch the premiere of "Nightmare Cafe"?  It is a new show from
Wes Craven about a man and a woman who died failures that get a second chance
by the Big Guy and his representative (played by Robert Englund) as
proprietors of a magical cafe which serves the purpose of giving other people
second chances, or the nightmares they deserve for whoever walks into the
cafe gets what they deserve.

The pilot resolves the personal crises of the two characters who will be
the regulars and lets them die noble deaths so they can take over the job
at the cafe.  It had its moments, it really did, but it was too love-boaty
in the end for me...

However, most of these flaws can be ignored as their first customer was


<SPOILER WARNING>
















J O A N  C H E N

I loved it!

I may even watch it just because of this...

In article <1992Jan29.190726.13952@cbnewsm.att.com> kalin@cbnewsm.att.com (andrew.j.kalinowitsch) writes:
> >
> >Finally saw this thing last night and I must say, I'm
> >disappointed.  Granted, it's impossible to convey
> >anything but the sketchiest impressions of one-and-a-half
> >series worth of episodes into a two-hour movie, but . . .


I agree!  I prefer the series as a whole.  The only thing in the
movie that I really liked was:

Spoiler:


Andy and Lucy getting "ready" for bed.  A classic scene.


Other than that, the movie made me feel disappointed.


-- Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? % EMAIL: gerry@dialogic.com Homer Simpson, sir. % USMAIL: Dialogic Corp. Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name! % 300 Littleton Rd Parsippany,NJ - Mr. Burns when he hired Homer % PHONE: (201)334-1268 ext 193

In article <TeBcFB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> kbays@bluemoon.rn.com (Ken Bays) writes:
 
> >1) WHY did the Black/White Lodge kidnap Major Briggs?  What exactly did 
> >they need him for?
The Major said that he believed he had been taken to the 
White Lodge-- from his and his wife's discussions about the Major, he's
apparently been contacted several times.  I suppose it was sort of a 
"friendly" kidnapping because my guess is that he was being
warned about the evil "beneath" Twin Peaks and about what it had possibly
been planning.  There's no real answer here I guess.

> >2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
> >Simply to summon Cooper to the lodges?  After all, the reason he finally 
> >went there had nothing to do with that message, and he would have gone 
> >there with or without it.  What was its importance?
The message was not just "Cooper Cooper Cooper."  It was "the
owls are not what they seem," and then "Cooper Cooper Cooper."  IMHO,
it was another attempt to warn Cooper as was done through the Giant (the
Log was involved in this too).  I don't think it was an attempt to lure
Cooper to the lodges.
 
> >3) In the last episode before the double-ep finale, BOB materialized in 
> >the woods in Glastonberry (sp?) Grove.  However, come next episode there's 
> >no sign of him being in Twin Peaks.  What was the significance of his 
> >appearance in the physical world, then?  I know all the stuff about the 
> >"opening in time" which allowed him to travel between the lodges and TP, 
> >but why did he USE that opportunity, not do anything in TP, and go back to 
> >the lodge?
I have no clue here.  I would guess that this scene was
supposed to remind us of BOB's presence or this was related to some
other event related to this.

Rocky Giovinazzo

In article <TeBcFB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> kbays@bluemoon.rn.com (Ken Bays) writes:
> >I know it's been a while since the finale, but in all that time there's 
> >still a few things I don't think have been discussed regarding some 
> >unanswered questions in the show.
> > 
> >1) WHY did the Black/White Lodge kidnap Major Briggs?  What exactly did 
> >they need him for?
> > 
> >2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
> >Simply to summon Cooper to the lodges?  After all, the reason he finally 
> >went there had nothing to do with that message, and he would have gone 
> >there with or without it.  What was its importance?
> > 
> >3) In the last episode before the double-ep finale, BOB materialized in 
> >the woods in Glastonberry (sp?) Grove.  However, come next episode there's 
> >no sign of him being in Twin Peaks.  What was the significance of his 
> >appearance in the physical world, then?  I know all the stuff about the 
> >"opening in time" which allowed him to travel between the lodges and TP, 
> >but why did he USE that opportunity, not do anything in TP, and go back to 
> >the lodge?

Two possible explanations:

1. The Lodges have rules and physical laws that are wildly different
from our world's.  We cannot expect to even begin to understand how
or why the other side operates.

2. There was a different writer each week, and story editors that
didn't really care about continuity.  Witness the chess game, Donna's
behavior, and the Ben/Catherine/Josie(/Andrew/Eckhardt) plotline. None
of these were consistently handled throughout the show's run.

I find the second option more likely.

--
David E. Coufal                                          dcoufal@athena.mit.edu
 "One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair-Hair just to
  see what it looked like.  And it looked beautiful." - David K. Lynch
           "Let's hear it for the vague blur." - P. K. Dick

In article <92030.003351SML108@psuvm.psu.edu>, SML108@psuvm.psu.edu (Scott the Great) writes:
> > Did anyone catch the premiere of "Nightmare Cafe"?  It is a new show from
> > Wes Craven about a man and a woman who died failures that get a second chance
> > by the Big Guy and his representative (played by Robert Englund) as
> > proprietors of a magical cafe which serves the purpose of giving other people
> > second chances, or the nightmares they deserve for whoever walks into the
> > cafe gets what they deserve.
> > 
> > The pilot resolves the personal crises of the two characters who will be
> > the regulars and lets them die noble deaths so they can take over the job
> > at the cafe.  It had its moments, it really did, but it was too love-boaty
> > in the end for me...
> > 
It was a bit sappy but not THAT bad...

> > However, most of these flaws can be ignored as their first customer was
> > 
> > 
> > <SPOILER WARNING>
> > 

> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > J O A N  C H E N
> > 
> > I loved it!
> > 
> > I may even watch it just because of this...

How does that ^L thingee work anyway... :-)

I wonder if Lynch had a part in this... The ending was excellent!

Does anybody know when the series is expected to start?

Jonathan Davidson

DAVIDSON@AC.DAL.CA
Dalhousie University
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canada

In article <1992Jan29.190726.13952@cbnewsm.att.com> kalin@cbnewsm.att.com (andrew.j.kalinowitsch) writes:
> >* * * SPOILERS AHEAD * * *

> >
> >Big deal!  BOB killed Laura.  So what?  I don't know how
> >a first-time Peaks viewer would react to this, but to me,
> >it was a severe letdown.

I liked the fact that the ending seemed to come completely out of left field.
In the context of the movie, which (divorced from the continuing storylines
explored in the later episode) is simply about the tangled webs of inter-
relations between the characters in this small town, the only logical way to
end it is to show some almost completely un-noticed trivial part of this town
-- i.e, the one-armed man glimpsed for five seconds in an elevator -- as the
key to what's really happening.  It shows that there's a lot more going on
here than we could ever hope to understand.

> >The ending seemed much more
> >rushed than I expected it to be; sure, twenty minutes is
> >not very much time to resolve the plotline, but sheesh!
> >It reminded me of the ending of _The Abyss_, hacked to
> >death by Hollywood bureaucrats.

On that, I kind of agree.  If they could have perhaps intercut the new footage
resolving the plotline with some of the earlier scenes, so that it didn't seem
to come all in a rush, that might have worked better.  BTW, have you read
Orson Scott Card's novel based on "The Abyss"?  He actually makes the ending
make sense...

> >I think I would have 
> >been more satisfied if Lynch had tacked on the "How's
> >Annie?" segment instead.

I don't think they'd even dreamed of that bit at the time of shooting.  If
you notice, they don't even deal with BOB as a demonic presence -- probably
that idea came later in the writing.  Remember, all this "new footage" was
actually shot for the video release before the series was picked up, at the
same time as the pilot...

> >And the "25 years later" scene -- what was _that_ all about?
> >Seemed like it was gratuitously thrown in for no other reason 
> >than to let Lynch show off one of the more bizarre scenes 
>from the series.

...including the red-room dream sequence.  I don't think this was originally
meant as clues to Laura's murderer, as it was used in the series, but simply
written as sheer Eraserhead-style weirdness.  In the movie, it seemed to me
like it summed up the themes of the pilot -- our hero Cooper finds himself
in a bizarre situation where nothing seems to make any sense (i.e. the close-
knit town of Twin Peaks, where none of the secrets are expressed on the
surface).  Only now, his confusion is brought to a sort of resolution by
the angelic Laura Palmer, the spirit of the town in a way, kissing him and
whispering all her secrets in his ear.  I thought it made a great ending.

> >Since I deliberately did not read any postings concerning the 
> >movie, I will now ask:  Did anyone out there get actually _like_ 
> >this thing?  

Yep, as I said.  I wasn't satisfied, any more than I was ever satisfied by
this series full of permanent cliffhangers and deliberately frustrated
expectations, but satisfaction wasn't the feeling Lynch ever wanted us to
get.

In article <TeBcFB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> kbays@bluemoon.rn.com (Ken Bays) writes:
> >1) WHY did the Black/White Lodge kidnap Major Briggs?  What exactly did 
> >they need him for?

I don't think it was the Major they were really after, but they simply
wanted to get to the person with him.  Read on.

> >2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
> >Simply to summon Cooper to the lodges?  After all, the reason he finally 
> >went there had nothing to do with that message, and he would have gone 
> >there with or without it.  What was its importance?

They wanted Cooper to wonder about what was going on -- make him wonder that
perhaps more was at stake than one murder investigation.  It was only after
this that he made the connection between /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/
and BOB, and began to realize about the games the spirits were playing...
with him and Laura Palmer caught in the middle.

It's my pet theory that all the events in Twin Peaks were really nothing
but a test for Cooper.  Consider -- as early as the second-season premiere,
the giant says that he is "not permitted to say" too much to Cooper.  Notice
also MIKE's slightly mocking tone when he tells Cooper "You have all the
clues you need" in #2009.  They're letting out little dribs and drabs of
information to get Coop prepared to face the ultimate test when he himself
enters the Lodge, challenges the Dweller on the Threshold, and (IMO) fails
to conquer his fear and loses his soul.  This is what the spirits were all
working towards -- both sides wanted Coop for themselves.  Maybe they wanted
Laura in the same way... who knows?  And who knows which side she was finally
on?...

> >3) In the last episode before the double-ep finale, BOB materialized in 
> >the woods in Glastonberry (sp?) Grove.  However, come next episode there's 
> >no sign of him being in Twin Peaks.  What was the significance of his 
> >appearance in the physical world, then?  I know all the stuff about the 
> >"opening in time" which allowed him to travel between the lodges and TP, 
> >but why did he USE that opportunity, not do anything in TP, and go back to 
> >the lodge?

Dramatic ending. :-)   Also, it was our first sight of Glastonberry Grove.

In article <9202921.10393@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, nsn@ee.mu.OZ.AU (nick stavros nicholas) writes...

} In article <32982@nntpd.lkg.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:

}} No, none of the second season episodes have been commercially released
}} on home video in the United States or Canada.

} All three seasons are available on video in Australia.

To prevent a flood of "What three seasons?" articles, the series may have
been shown in three seasons in Oz, but in the US, it was only two seasons,
with the first season being comprised of the pilot and seven episodes, and
the second of 22 episodes (one of which was a 2-hour episode, and two of
which -- the last two -- were shown here back-to-back as a single "movie").

Incidentally, as I've posted before, the entire series (minus the pilot)
is (or will be Real Soon Now) available in a single laserdisc boxed set
in Japan.

-- "Great thing about the military: even though you know that they know that nobody knows what the hell they're doing, everybody pretends that that ain't so." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com

In article <92030.003351SML108@psuvm.psu.edu> SML108@psuvm.psu.edu (Scott the Great) writes:
> >Did anyone catch the premiere of "Nightmare Cafe"?  It is a new show from
> >Wes Craven ...
> >
> > [...]
> >
> >However, most of these flaws can be ignored as their first customer was
> >
> >
> ><SPOILER WARNING>
> >
> >....

What sense makes a <SPOILER WARNING>, when the solution's already in the title, for the 
whole world to read? ;-)


Robert "Bronx" Michl

(rmichl@iiic.ethz.ch)

****************************************************************
->My mother's name is Margaret (like the log Lady)
->My brother's called Dennis (remember Denise Bryson?)
->I'm BOB
->and my sister - guess what ? - Laura!
****************************************************************

>> >>1) WHY did the Black/White Lodge kidnap Major Briggs? 
Remember also that Briggs had been involved with UFO research w/in the
Air Force.  The UFO research was part of the reason that he was in TP to
start with.  Also, the owls not being what they seem, Briggs is supposed
to be a fabulous pilot.  Briggs' job was that of actively seeking out
whatever it is that the ETs were trying to communicate. 
Other than that, the previous poster was on target according to the show
itself.  They needed someone to communicate the grave danger lying
ahead.

>> >>2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
>> >>What was its importance?
The message "Cooper Cooper Cooper" was probably for Briggs, not Coop.
It was top secret information, but with Coops name in there Briggs
decided to pass it on.  The message was a not only information, but one
of the signs that the Giant was giving to Coop to convince him to work
with the Lodges/prove to him that it wasn't "just a dream."

>> >>3) In the last episode before the double-ep finale, BOB materialized in 
>> >>the woods in Glastonberry (sp?) Grove.  However, come next episode there's 
>> >>no sign of him being in Twin Peaks.  What was the significance of his 
>> >>appearance in the physical world, then? 
My only guess on this one was that Bob is in TP now in the form of COOP.
I don't know if he's "trapped" in the people/person who are/is his
host(s), in that he can only possess those people (we never figured out
if he could be in more than one person, although i suspect that he can.
Whether he can be in more than one person at a time, unless it's
the same space, is probably not the case.)  If Bob is trapped in the 
people that he has possessed then this "coming out" at the Grove would
mean that he was out, and about to go back in to a new host.  I could go
on guessing, but i won't.
 - The only other thing that i could think of at the time was that we 
had not seen Bob for a very long time, and didn't know if he'd been 
killed off with Leland, never to be heard from again, or if he was a
prime mover in the BL.  After seeing him at the Grove we knew the
answer.

SJ> I guess that means that we Americans are at the mercy of our brothers
SJ> across the pond not to spoil it for us.  six months is a long time to
SJ> wait.  maybe we'll have to stop reading a.t.tp.

Ahhh, that's fate ... :-)


Bye, Marc

Well, I guess getting one's spirit trapped in a drawer knob
is a good reason to end up in the (All) Night(mare) Cafe. :-)

But seriously, what did y'all think of the show?

--
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uunet!rayssd!animato!rlcarr                    JITTLOV FOREVER!

To plant information to help battle the black lodge.

> > 2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
> > Simply to summon Cooper to the lodges?  After all, the reason he finally 
> > went there had nothing to do with that message, and he would have gone 
> > there with or without it.  What was its importance?

Don't forget the first message, "The Owls are not what they seem".  We have 
the white and black lodge.  We may have another side as well.  Remember the
log lady told Major Briggs to give Cooper the messages.  Perhaps there have
been many trapped souls over the years which seek to undo the lodge or escape
their existance.

In fact, we can't be sure if there aren't more sides to this.  For example,
Lets say the White and black lodge existed for a long time.  Then one day
BOB comes along and kicks the leader of one of the lodges out.  Now we have,
Bob, Black lodge, and White lodge.
  
> > 3) In the last episode before the double-ep finale, BOB materialized in 
> > the woods in Glastonberry (sp?) Grove.  However, come next episode there's 
> > no sign of him being in Twin Peaks.  What was the significance of his 
> > appearance in the physical world, then?  I know all the stuff about the 
> > "opening in time" which allowed him to travel between the lodges and TP, 
> > but why did he USE that opportunity, not do anything in TP, and go back to 
> > the lodge?

My first impression was that BOB was sort of blocking the Giants communication
with Cooper.  Cooper was dancing with Annie, who had just informed coop about 
going into the Miss TP contest.  The Giant appear to have problems communicating
to coop.  

Perhaps BOB did do something.  Did you see how WE looked in the last episode?  
Dark teeth and pasty.

Wayne J. Rasmussen

     What's the deal with _Fire, Walk With Me_?  I heard it's coming
     out (through Fox??) in September, through in Europe release
     (through Spelling??) will be in February coincide with the 
     realtime anniversary of Laura's death?  True?

     Anyone know anything about the plot?  (Besides last seven days of
     Laura's life)??

     Please post or email me on this -- thanks.

     - Scott Gorcey

In article <10518@cs.tulane.edu> <wjr@PHOENIX.SCH.Symbolics.COM> writes:
> >In article <TeBcFB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> kbays@bluemoon.rn.com (Ken Bays) writes:

>> >> 2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
>> >> Simply to summon Cooper to the lodges?  After all, the reason he finally 
>> >> went there had nothing to do with that message, and he would have gone 
>> >> there with or without it.  What was its importance?

> >Don't forget the first message, "The Owls are not what they seem".  We have 
> >the white and black lodge.  We may have another side as well.  Remember the
> >log lady told Major Briggs to give Cooper the messages.  Perhaps there have
> >been many trapped souls over the years which seek to undo the lodge or escape
> >their existance.
As a point of accuracy, the log told Briggs to "deliver the message"
-- i.e. only one message.


Rocky Giovinazzo

In article <10989@umd5.umd.edu> jblum@umd5.umd.edu (Jon Blum) writes:
> >In article <TeBcFB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> kbays@bluemoon.rn.com (Ken Bays) writes:
>> >>1) WHY did the Black/White Lodge kidnap Major Briggs?  What exactly did 
>> >>they need him for?
> >
> >I don't think it was the Major they were really after, but they simply
> >wanted to get to the person with him.  Read on.
> >
>> >>2) Why did the Black/White Lodge send the "Cooper Cooper Cooper" message?  
> >
> >They wanted Cooper to wonder about what was going on -- make him wonder that
> >perhaps more was at stake than one murder investigation.  It was only after
> >this that he made the connection between /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/
> >and BOB, and began to realize about the games the spirits were playing...
> >with him and Laura Palmer caught in the middle.
> >
> >It's my pet theory that all the events in Twin Peaks were really nothing
> >but a test for Cooper.  Consider -- as early as the second-season premiere,

Here is a bit of support for your theory. From the Autobiography:
'Feb 20, 3am
'Unable to sleep, have sat up all night looking out at San Franciso Bay. Diane,
if a person, as one theory goes, is chosen to live in a particular time for
one specific reason, then why am I here now? What moment in history is my
life destined to intersect with? Or has it already happened, and I just didn't
understand that that was the moment?
 'My mother, Marie, and Caroline. Those are the names on the signposts past
which I have traveled. But where is the next one, and whose name will be on
it? My own? Windom Earle's? Or another? Diane, as Groucho Marx once said,
"Harpo, you talk too much."
 'Good night, Diane.'

Next entry is Feb 24, 6am 'There's been a body found in Washington
state ...wrapped in plastic...'

By the way, I think this is a prime candidate to show up in FWWM since
it occurs in the week preceeding Laura's death. The only other entry
in the Auto... that takes place in that week notes receipt of a letter
from WE Which ends: 'I will make the first move very soon.' :-) (Feb
18).

I've been working off and on on some speculations about what will be
in FWWM based on the Autobiography, Timeline and my visit to the
location shots. Hope to get it posted before the premiere in London.
In any case, my guess is that we will get to see Coop in SF as part of
it, and the Feb 18,20 and 24 entries in the Auto will show up in some
form.

-Rich Haller

dcoufal@athena.mit.edu (David E Coufal) writes:

> > 
> > 2. There was a different writer each week, and story editors that
> > didn't really care about continuity.  Witness the chess game, Donna's
> > behavior, and the Ben/Catherine/Josie(/Andrew/Eckhardt) plotline. None
> > of these were consistently handled throughout the show's run.
> > 
> > I find the second option more likely.
 
 
I have no doubt that that's the case.  When I try to figure stuff about 
Twin Peaks though, I look for any way to fit the pieces together, 
regardless of whether or not I think that's what the writers had in mind.  
I mean, if what we were doing was trying to figure out what the writers 
meant every week, then almost NOTHING in Twin Peaks would hold together.  
Even a lot of the stuff that IS consistent - that makes sense - wasn't 
thought out ahead of time.  So I think that all we can really do is try to 
fit the pieces together any possible way they will go, and hopefully come 
up with a complete story.  We can fill in the writers' holes without 
altering the actual plot.
 
 
kbays@bluemoon.uucp


..

_Entertainment Weekly_ now says that TP FWWM will be out in 
August (previously, they said "fall") in the US.  It's
mentioned in the issue on up-coming actors/actresses in a section
on James Marshall (with a strange picture of him by the way).

Rocky Giovinazzo

FYI, twinpks1.gif, twinpks2.gif, and twinpks3.gif are in Uploads/new.tp.gifs
at audrey.sait.edu.au.  These are (color) .gif versions of the
similarly named .jpg files.

Rocky Giovinazzo


Here are short descriptions of the images:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
twinpks1.gif - promotional shot: Dana Ashbrook (Bobby), Eric Da Re (Leo),
               and Madchen Amick (Shelley) (appeared in Newsweek)
twinpks2.gif - Lara Flynn Boyle (Donna) in jeans, sitting
twinpks3.gif - head and shoulders shot of smiling Kyle MacLachlan (Dale) 
               wearing a trenchcoat

(twinpks0.gif - Sherilynn Fenn found in Fenn directory) 

These images are .gif versions of the twinpks0-3.jpg files and 
can also be found at nic.funet.fi.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

In article <1992Jan29.190726.13952@cbnewsm.att.com>, kalin@cbnewsm.att.com (andrew.j.kalinowitsch) writes:
> > 
> > Finally saw this thing last night and I must say, I'm
> > disappointed.  Granted, it's impossible to convey
> > anything but the sketchiest impressions of one-and-a-half
> > series worth of episodes into a two-hour movie, but . . .
> > 

It should be remembered that this film was made as pilot for what was at the 
time a potential tv series.  The film wasn't intended to summarise the whole
of the series in the first place!  After all it hadn't even been made at the
time.  The ending which was put on was just to make the film (sort of) 
complete (probably just in case the series never got off the ground).  
Also, as you probably noticed, the first episode of the first series was just an
extended version of the film, only with a different ending.  In fact the final 
scene of the film wasn't even used in the series.

> > Since I deliberately did not read any postings concerning the 
> > movie, I will now ask:  Did anyone out there get actually _like_ 
> > this thing?  

I feel that this is a bit of a silly question.  As a film in its own right, in 
my opinion, it was pretty good apart from the `obvioiusly added on at the last
minute ending'.  But once you've seen at least the first series the film becomes
virtually obsolete.

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Has anyone heard about a possible novelization of the continuation of TP?
I mean, can't Dave come up with a novel to whet our ever slavering appetites?

I've always been curious.  What happened to the one armed man?  Did he die  
when I blinked, or something?

Michael J. Winston, King of all I survey

Here's part of something from rec.arts.movies:
Rocky Giovinazzo
----
Hello.  I just recieved Columbia Picture's tentative Spring Schedule.
I'll post the most recent stuff, and, if people like this, I can continue
doing this sort of thing.  Just for the record, I am a Movie review show
producer.  I have no other ties with Columbia.

[stuff deleted]

This is taking longer than I though it would, so I'll just quickly
summarize the next few (I'll post more later)

Gladiator - March 6 - Starring James Marshall (Twin Peaks), Cuba Gooding, Jr.
(Boyz 'N the Hood), and Robert Loggia.Drama.

In article <1992Jan28.191413.20431@neptune.inf.ethz.ch> I wrote:
> >I saw the movie "Knight moves" the other day, which reminded me 
> >pretty much of Twin Peaks:
> >
> >[...]
> >
> >The cuts were very similar to the ones Lynch used to do in Twin
> >Peaks, showing Windom Earl playing chess. The camera "flew" 
> >slightly over the chessboard.

I'm sorry! Of course it wasn't Lynch himself.

They showed the episodes 2014  (Written by Scott Frost
Directed by Uli Edel)
                     and 2015  (Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engels,
                Directed by Diane Keaton)
as one without a pause in between (at ORF). So I don't exactly know which 
episode it belongs to, because it might have been either the end of 2014 
or the beginning of 2015.

BTW, another similarity to TP in "Knight Moves": 
The chessplayer (Lambert) in preparation for the tournament, has dozens of 
chessboards lying all over the place, just like Pete (2017) at the police 
office, doesn't he?


Robert Michl
(rmichl@iiic.ethz.ch)

****************************************************************
->My mother's name is Margaret (like the log Lady)
->My brother's called Dennis (remember Denise Bryson?)
->I'm BOB
->and my sister - guess what ? - Laura!
****************************************************************

In article <1992Feb2.022000.13800@risky.ecs.umass.edu> giovin@risky.ecs.umass.edu (Rocky J Giovinazzo) writes:
> >_Entertainment Weekly_ now says that TP FWWM will be out in 
> >August (previously, they said "fall") in the US.  It's
> >mentioned in the issue on up-coming actors/actresses in a section
> >on James Marshall (with a strange picture of him by the way).
> >
> >Rocky Giovinazzo

Speaking of James Marshall, he's playing the lead in the upcoming
movie "Gladiator", yet another boxing flick. The betting here is that
"Requiem for a Heavyweight," it ain't!


-- Bill Downing, President Email: bdowning@unixland.natick.ma.usDOWNING ASSOCIATES, INC. 68 Washington St, Natick, MA 01760 508-655-3040

There was a posting here a while back that listed all of
the actors that were on TP and the other roles each had played.
Could someone please tell me how to find such listings for 
other stars?   In particular, I am looking for movies that Annabeth Gish
has been in.


I know you guys don't mind me posting such a post, because you're
all "damn good people".


Thanks,
Kevin

I too am a TP fan, and I just started reading this newsgroup.  

Since show ran for a relatively limited time, is it possible to obtain 
of all the episodes on tape?  I know Blockbuster has a few, but I'm 
looking for all of them, if possible.  Thanks

-- Taylor

In article <1992Feb3.144430.6659@neptune.inf.ethz.ch> rmichl@iiic.ethz.ch (Robert Michl) writes:
> >
> >I'm sorry! Of course it wasn't Lynch himself.
> >
> >They showed the episodes 2014  (Written by Scott Frost
> >Directed by Uli Edel)
> >                     and 2015  (Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engels,
> >                Directed by Diane Keaton)
> >as one without a pause in between (at ORF). So I don't exactly know which 
> >episode it belongs to, because it might have been either the end of 2014 
> >or the beginning of 2015.

The Keaton directed episode begins with the camera 'exploring' the chess board.

> >
> >Robert Michl
> >(rmichl@iiic.ethz.ch)

-Rich Haller

In article <KWH.92Feb3151134@ASWAN.SD.RI.CMU.EDU> kwh@CS.CMU.EDU (Kevin Hartmann) writes:

> >There was a posting here a while back that listed all of
> >the actors that were on TP and the other roles each had played.
> >Could someone please tell me how to find such listings for 
> >other stars?   In particular, I am looking for movies that Annabeth Gish
> >has been in.

This is from the actresses list that you can periodically find
on rec.arts.movies.

Rocky Giovinazzo
--------------------------------------------------------
Gish, AnnabethCoupe de Ville
Desert Bloom
Hero in the Family (TV)
Hiding Out
Last to Go, The (TV)
Mystic Pizza
Shag: The Movie
When He's Not a Stranger (TV)

In article <1992Feb2.062441.15657@risky.ecs.umass.edu>, 
     giovin@risky.ecs.umass.edu (Rocky J Giovinazzo) writes:
> > FYI, twinpks1.gif, twinpks2.gif, and twinpks3.gif are in Uploads/new.tp.gifs
> > at audrey.sait.edu.au.  These are (color) .gif versions of the
> > similarly named .jpg files.
> >

 These files have been moved into the pub/twin-peaks/GIFS/new.tp.gifs
 directory.  The README there explains the files....

Peter Asenstorfer
<peter@audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au>

mwinston@lust.reed.edu (Michael J. Winston) writes:

> > I've always been curious.  What happened to the one armed man?  Did he die  
> > when I blinked, or something?
> > 
> > Michael J. Winston, King of all I survey

No, that time when he didn't have the medication or somthing. Didn't he diie 
in bed as mike after pointing out Leland as BOB, "Whith out vhemicals he 
points."
                                         -=*=- Gregory C. Salmieri -=*=-

Harry Goaz (Deputy Andy Brennan) was on the 2/2/92 episode of Eerie,
Indiana.  He played a somewhat menacing lawman (what else), laying
down the law to a travelling side-show owner.  Quite amusing to
recognize him, since the character's persona was so different from
Andy.  (He also wore a broad-brimmed hat that made his face hard to
see.)

-30-
Bob

``We'll track you down and book you!''

Does anyone else agree that it was WABC and their decision to move
Twin Peaks to Saturday nights that helped to kill the show.  I know
myself that Thursday nights were much better for me.

I was taping Twin Peaks & China Beach on Saturday nights, but after a
short time fell so far behind in viewing them I lost interest.  And as
for the final episode, well, I liked Saturday Night Live and their
verson better !!

Regards
David De Trolio [detrolio@andromeda.rutgers.edu]

boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:

> >Incidentally, as I've posted before, the entire series (minus the pilot)
> >is (or will be Real Soon Now) available in a single laserdisc boxed set
> >in Japan.

Hi  !

It _is_ availlable. Just arrived at my home yesterday :-)
Nicely packaged, with a "Guide to TP" booklet and additional "guide.." LD.
Unfortunately, I don't speak Japanese ....

Doesn't contain the pilot, though. And has japanese subtitling.

But I'm quite gappy now, beeing able to here the actor's original voices.
(Germany is tough).

cheers
Wiljo


-- Wiljo Heinen ** Sternstrasse 2 ** D - W2300 Kiel 1 ** voice: +49-431-95311 E-Mail: wiljo@freeside.ki.open.de /\ "... schlafen kann ich, wenn ich tot bin."

This is from TV GUIDE (Feb 8-14, 1992), from the "TV News Update" section,
reprinted without permission:

Big Screen 'Twin Peaks' promises heaps of shrieks

by Stephen Galloway and Timothy Carlson

When the final installment of David Lynch's TWIN PEAKS
is released in theaters this spring, even the most
serious PEAKS fiends may be unprepared for the emotional
lynching that awaits them.

TV GUIDE took a sneak peek at the screenplay for "Twin
Peaks: Fire Walk With Me" and found Lynch's tools of
trade -- titillation, mutilation, and deviation -- in
tiptop form.

The script, co-written by Lynch and Bob Engels, focuses
on the last seven days in the life of Laura Palmer (Sheryl
Lee). For the first time, Laura's murder by her father
Leland (Ray Wise) will be shown in all its gruesome detail.
In another scene of Lynchian luridness, Leland crushes the
skull of Teresa Banks (Pamela Gidley) with a pipe.

As her diary indicated in the series, Laura's final days
are spent in the fast lane -- it seems that only by
engaging in nihilistic behavior can she avoid the evil
spirit Bob. Her sex scenes include such participants as
boyfriend Bobby Briggs (Dana Ashbrook), James Hurley
(James Marshall), Jacques Renault (Walter Olkewicz), Leo
Johnson (Eric Da Re), an unknown truck driver and a
threesome including Teresa Banks and Ronette Pulaski
(Phoebe Augustine).

More surprising, though, are the lax morals displayed
by Laura's best girlfriend, the seemingly saintly Donna
Hayward (now played by Moira Kelly as a result of Lara
Flynn Boyle's unavailability), who tries to keep up with
Laura's frantic pace.

Series fans will be relieved to know that almost all of
the major characters will appear on the big screen, with
the addition of David Bowie as a time-traveling FBI
agent, Chris Isaak as a time-bound Fed and Harry Dean
Stanton as the owner of a trailer park. Despite talk
that agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) was going to
be phased out, he plays a major role in the film, though
his partner in crime-fighting, Sheriff Harry Truman
(Michael Ontkean), returns for only a minor stint. Out
of the picture completely is sultry sex kitten Audrey
Horne (Sherilynn Fenn).

Jerry's Note: This is the first indication I've seen that the film
will actually be released (in the US) this spring. I was under the
impression from things I'd read elsewhere, that it took a while to
find a US distributor, and that while it would be released overseas
in the spring, it wouldn't come out in the US until September. TV
GUIDE, if they aren't in error, gives us some good news.

-- "Great thing about the military: even though you know that they know that nobody knows what the hell they're doing, everybody pretends that that ain't so." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com

Hi all,

Here's the latest info on the showing of the complete TP (~29hrs, I
think!) at the Prince Charles cinema, London:

It'll be on Feb 29th, starting at midnight and will cost 15 pounds for
a ticket.  Bookings will be taken from Feb 15 - the box office opens at 2:30pm.

I don't have the number here now, but as soon as I remember, I'll post
it.  Last of all, don't take my word for it that these details are right - feel
free to correct them if you know different.

See you all later,

Uncle Matty

In article <68626@bbn.BBN.COM> ingria@BBN.COM writes:
> >
> >Harry Goaz (Deputy Andy Brennan) was on the 2/2/92 episode of Eerie,
> >Indiana.  He played a somewhat menacing lawman (what else), laying
> >down the law to a travelling side-show owner.  Quite amusing to
> >recognize him, since the character's persona was so different from
> >Andy.  (He also wore a broad-brimmed hat that made his face hard to
> >see.)
> >
> >-30-
> >Bob
> >
> >``We'll track you down and book you!''

This was at least the third appearance of Harry Goaz in that role on Eerie,
Indiana. Seems he's the Sheriff of Eerie (a promotion!).

-Steve

 
The new TV guide (the Winter Olympics Issue) has a page-long article about 
the upcoming FWWM movie.  Supposedly TV Guide got a sneak peek at the 
screenplay.  Some of the info that it gives that hasn't been posted here 
before:  (SPOILERS)
 
 
According to the article, the movie will be released in theatres this 
spring.  I would love this to be true, but I find it much more likely that 
the article was written before the distribution problem caused the delay 
til' August in America.
 
The article says that, despite rumors to the contrary, Kyle MacLachlan has 
a big part in FWWM.
 
We will see Laura's murder, as well as that of Teresa Banks (played by 
Pamela Gidley: who's she?), who's skull is crushed with a pipe by Leland.
 
Lots of sex, including a threesome with Laura, Ronette, and Teresa Banks.
 
Donna, following Laura's lead, is no angel in FWWM.

David Bowie will play not just a plain ol' FBI agent, but a TIME-TRAVELING 
one.  This should be interesting.
 
 
 
So there you have it.  Is there anyone who can give absolute, definite 
word on WHEN the movie will be released in America?  Am I correct that 
March 1 will be the debut date in England?

 
Kenneth Bays        kbays@bluemoon.uucp


..

(I stuck my name in the subject heading not because I have any great
expertise on James Marshall, but to say "Hi" to old friends on 
alt.tv.twin-peaks, and let them know that my _nom_de_plume_ is
now Fiona Webster.  Webster = female weaver.  Oceanstar is still
my pagan name, but is a little silly for someone who'd like to
get into print somewhere other than the _TP_Gazette_ :-) some day.)

The ever-interesting Rocky G. writes:
> >Here's part of something from rec.arts.movies:
> >
> >Gladiator - March 6 - Starring James Marshall (Twin Peaks), Cuba Gooding, Jr.
> >(Boyz 'N the Hood), and Robert Loggia.Drama.

James Marshall also appears in the January 31st issue of _Entertainment_
_Weekly_, as one of the "stars of tomorrow."  (Apologies if this is
old news to a.t.t-p.)  "Gladiator" is mentioned in the write-up, and
also this: 

In addition to reprising the role [of "the moody biker"]
in David Lynch's big-screen prequel to "Twin Peaks," due
in August, Marshall, 25, has a pivotal role in Rob Reiner's
much-anticipated Marine Corps drama, "A Few Good Men," due
in December.

For those on the group who'd like a sexy pin-up photo of James, as
well as a little more Peak-iana, I recommend this issue of _ET_.
Grab it quick before it leaves the stands.

--cheers to all,

Fiona W.

In article <68626@bbn.BBN.COM>, ingria@bbn.com (Bob Ingria) writes:
|> 
|> Harry Goaz (Deputy Andy Brennan) was on the 2/2/92 episode of Eerie,
|> Indiana.

So why isn`t there an alt.tv.eerie.indiana?  I just discovered this show
recently, and I think it's great.  Has it been cancelled yet?  That
*does* seem to be the inevitable fate of shows like this.  Also, does
anyone have tapes of early episodes?
Thanks.

-- ____________________________________________________ -Klaus (a.k.a. heilmayr@math.berkeley.edu )

A truly devout fan of TP shouldn't make some boring excuse like "It got
too difficult for me to continue taping the shows." While the parody of
TP on SNL was funny(especially the LMFAP), I don't think that it was better
than the show itself. I would suggest rethinking your position and get in 
touch with a more hard-core fan to get those tapes, or join the ranks
of those who sought to put an end to TP(i.e.-ABC execs, TV critics, and 
the people too "weirded-out by TP(I know many))

  -Pete Glessman

In article <1992Feb4.150916.16280@ryn.mro4.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:
> >This is from TV GUIDE (Feb 8-14, 1992), from the "TV News Update" section,
> >reprinted without permission:

> >Big Screen 'Twin Peaks' promises heaps of shrieks

[stuff deleted]
> >Series fans will be relieved to know that almost all of
> >the major characters will appear on the big screen, with
> >the addition of David Bowie as a time-traveling FBI
                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >agent, Chris Isaak as a time-bound Fed and Harry Dean
> >Stanton as the owner of a trailer park. 

So Bowie's character is also "gifted?"  I wonder if this time-traveling
aspect will shed light on the "25 years later" business.

Rocky Giovinazzo

In article <1992Feb1.092903.13627@acsu.buffalo.edu> v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes:
> >
> >     What's the deal with _Fire, Walk With Me_?  I heard it's coming
> >     out (through Fox??) in September, through in Europe release
> >     (through Spelling??) will be in February coincide with the 
> >     realtime anniversary of Laura's death?  True?

I'm not sure about the release in UK now. In the latest issue of
Sky magazine, there is an interview with Maedchen (ae 'cos no umlauts
before you say) Amick. In that interview it said in passing that the
movie would be released **BEFORE** her other two films hit the cinema.
The second one was quoted as an April release date (UK), so one would
assume that means TP: FWWM is due between now and April.

However in the list of movies up and coming for 1992, TP: FWWM was
in the Summer section.

Confused !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neil

P.S. I knew Maedchen was young but she's is still apparently only 20 years
     old, and the interview said her first acting role was the previously
     mentioned (a few months ago) episode in ST: TNG (series II). Which
     was filmed about 2-3 years ago. No wonder I thought she looked like
     she was just out of school (Yum !, I know slease !!!).





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JANET:   neilp@uk.ac.hw.cs    *   Neil Postlethwaite, Computer Science,
INTERNET: neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk  *   Heriot-Watt University, 
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Just wanted to let you know that :aura Dern was on the Dennis Miller show the 
other night. I think it was Friday. Anyway, she was very amusing. She was going
on about how everyone told her she had had a weird childhood because her 
parents were well known and all that, and she said she remembered looking 
forward to working with a director who had lived a normal childhood
"and then I met David Lynch".
She also mentioned she stuck her head in his freezer and she saw the
strangest thing. Apparently, Dave likes to take a whole (dead) animal, take
it apart, and make a "how to make a chicken/fish/whatever" kit.
Later
M.

I was wondering if anyone out there knew when Eerie is on in Atlantic Canada. 
I get all the Maine channels (WLBZ ETC), so if someone out there in New 
England could enlighten me, I would appreciate it.
Later!
M.

Some of you might remember last semester that I was writing a story that
combines Twin Peaks with Star Trek: The Next Generation.  In case you might be
wondering, I HAVE made some progress with it, but considering that I have a lot
of other things going on in my life, it's going a bit slow.  Hopefully, I
should get it done by April or May.

But just to get you guys' curiosity going, I have finalized what the basic
plot is going to be.  Here it is:

     The newly commissioned USS Twin Peaks, captained by Harry S. Truman, 
is probably on the biggest mission of its short existence.  As a result of
talks between the Federation and the Romulan Senate, peace negotiations are
set to begin.  The Twin Peaks is sent out to Romulus to act as a "peace
envoy".  They are to show goodwill toward the Romulans by inviting
members of the senate onto the ship and to show them around.
     But then it happens.  During the second day of the "goodwill mission",
a body is found in the ship's sickbay.  It turns out to be the body of
Ensign Laura Palmer, the daughter of the ship's chief engineering officer
Lt. Cmdr. Leland Palmer.  Now all the sudden, everyone's a suspect, including
the Romulan senate members on board.
     The USS Enterprise was scheduled to be at Romulus for the first round
of peace talks the week after, but by Starfleet orders, they are sent to
Romulus early to back up the Twin Peaks as a precautionary measure.  Starfleet
also sends out Special Federation Investigator Commodore Dale Cooper to in-
vesigate the murder.  Soon enough, USS Enterprise Captain Jean-Luc Picard
and Lt. Cmdr. Data get involved with the case as well.  Will they find out
who did it?  Will peace in the universe ever come? 

I guess it kinda sounds similar to Star Trek VI in a sense, but as you can
see, it's two plots in one:  1) a murder case and 2) peace negotiations.

Some facts about the story and the USS Twin Peaks:

--  This obviously won't be considered "canon" material, but if it was, it
would be set in TNG's sixth season (The stardates will begin around 46000)

--  The primary mission of the Twin Peaks is diplomatic.  It is to help settle
any major disputes between any two cultures and/or worlds.  Discretion is
advised, however, when the crew tries to settle disputes between primative
cultures so that the Prime Directive is not violated. 

--  Registration:  NCC-1989

--  Jacque Renault the evil Romulan and Sela (Tasha Yar's alleged daughter)
will be the two primary opponents of the peace mission.  It will be interesting
to see what they will be up to!

     BTW, could someone mail me the Twin Peaks timeline?  I need it so that I
could follow the basic TP storyline.  I thought I had a copy of it in my
hard drive but apparently it disappeared on me, and I can't find the 
one that was recently reposted.  
     Also, would anyone like to see Wesley visit the Twin Peaks and have him
flirt with Audrey or Donna?  I know that sounds really off the wall, but
perhaps some of you on the net might want to see that!
     I'll be willing to take plot suggestions or comments.  Send me mail or
post something in your respective newsgroup.
     One more thing.  For those of you that think this idea stinks, I'm only
doing this for fun.  As of now, I have no plans to submit this to Paramount
or to David Lynch.  Perhaps if most everyone likes the story, I may
reconsider.
     Thanks for reading!

Fred Byon
byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu

In article <1992Feb4.150916.16280@ryn.mro4.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:
> >This is from TV GUIDE (Feb 8-14, 1992), from the "TV News Update" section,
> >reprinted without permission:
> >
> >Big Screen 'Twin Peaks' promises heaps of shrieks
> >
> >by Stephen Galloway and Timothy Carlson
[stuff deleted]
> >The script, co-written by Lynch and Bob Engels, focuses
> >on the last seven days in the life of Laura Palmer (Sheryl
> >Lee). For the first time, Laura's murder by her father
> >Leland (Ray Wise) will be shown in all its gruesome detail.

So, does this mean that Ronette's sequence at the end of episode 2001
was all a dream?

> >In another scene of Lynchian luridness, Leland crushes the
> >skull of Teresa Banks (Pamela Gidley) with a pipe.

I thought that this was just the last week of Laura's life?  Theresa
Banks was killed in February 1988; Laura was killed on February 23, 1989.

> >As her diary indicated in the series, Laura's final days
> >are spent in the fast lane -- it seems that only by
> >engaging in nihilistic behavior can she avoid the evil
> >spirit Bob. Her sex scenes include such participants as
> >boyfriend Bobby Briggs (Dana Ashbrook), James Hurley
> >(James Marshall), Jacques Renault (Walter Olkewicz), Leo
> >Johnson (Eric Da Re), an unknown truck driver and a
> >threesome including Teresa Banks and Ronette Pulaski
> >(Phoebe Augustine).

All in one week?  "Laura was a wild girl." "Tell me about it."

Teresa Banks knew Laura?  This is new information, I believe.

> >More surprising, though, are the lax morals displayed
> >by Laura's best girlfriend, the seemingly saintly Donna
> >Hayward (now played by Moira Kelly as a result of Lara
> >Flynn Boyle's unavailability), who tries to keep up with
> >Laura's frantic pace.

Yet another episode in the Donna Multiple Personality saga.

> >Series fans will be relieved to know that almost all of
> >the major characters will appear on the big screen, with
> >the addition of David Bowie as a time-traveling FBI
> >agent,

Time-traveling?  This film is looking better and better.

> >              Chris Isaak as a time-bound Fed and Harry Dean
> >Stanton as the owner of a trailer park.
[stuff deleted]
> >Jerry's Note: This is the first indication I've seen that the film
> >will actually be released (in the US) this spring. I was under the
> >impression from things I'd read elsewhere, that it took a while to
> >find a US distributor, and that while it would be released overseas
> >in the spring, it wouldn't come out in the US until September. TV
> >GUIDE, if they aren't in error, gives us some good news.

My guess would be that they either have old information, or that
they mixed up the European date with the USA date.  But who knows?
Does someone out there with L/F or COOP connections know?

> >--- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA)
> >
> >    boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com


--
David E. Coufal                                          dcoufal@athena.mit.edu
 "One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair-Hair just to
  see what it looked like.  And it looked beautiful." - David K. Lynch
           "Let's hear it for the vague blur." - P. K. Dick

   Just an unrelated followup.  Did anyone else notice how much
TV Guide flip-flopped on the Twin Peaks issue?  One issue they
cheer its reinstallment on ABC, the next(when it is cancelled)
they are knocking on it.  Now(just like everyone else) they
can't compliment Northern Exposure without knocking on Peaks.
Still, can't wait to see Theresa's brain go squish.
                                 Dave

In <1992Feb5.194752.12983@athena.mit.edu> dcoufal@athena.mit.edu (David E Coufal) writes:

> >In article <1992Feb4.150916.16280@ryn.mro4.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:
>> >>This is from TV GUIDE (Feb 8-14, 1992), from the "TV News Update" section,
>> >>reprinted without permission:

>> >>In another scene of Lynchian luridness, Leland crushes the
>> >>skull of Teresa Banks (Pamela Gidley) with a pipe.

> >I thought that this was just the last week of Laura's life?  Theresa
> >Banks was killed in February 1988; Laura was killed on February 23, 1989.

We could have assumed this already.  How else would Cooper and
the FBI get involved?  The whole investigation began with Theresa,
and Laura was just the second stop.

sj"Your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight" - m

In article <HZHLFB1w164w@whitebase.ukp.com> salmieri@whitebase.ukp.com (Gregory Salmieri) writes:
> >mwinston@lust.reed.edu (Michael J. Winston) writes:

>> >> I've always been curious.  What happened to the one armed man?  Did he die  
>> >> when I blinked, or something?

> >No, that time when he didn't have the medication or somthing. Didn't he diie 
> >in bed as mike after pointing out Leland as BOB, "Whith out vhemicals he 
> >points."

I think you might be confusing two scenes.  In one, Mike collapsed in the 
lobby of the Great Northern and was "pointing."  In a later scene
(next episode), Mike was in bed.  Doc Hayward told Cooper that Mike was very 
dehydrated and that "anything more" would kill him (referring to any more 
interrogation by Cooper).  Cooper asked him questions anyway. 
Mike told Cooper that the answers were in his heart/soul and not
his mind.  He then talked about how he and BOB went after people
and finished with that golden circle thing:  holds out index finger
"appetite," extends thumb "satisfaction," put them together and
says, "the golden circle."

This is the last we hear from him and it wasn't clear that he died 
there especially since Cooper didn't make any acknowledgement of 
death.  He just walked out of the room to hear SDC warn him 
about his milk cooling down but that it's getting warmer now.

Rocky Giovinazzo

Some Spoilers concerning the Coop autobiography and the upcoming movie...

In article <gn83lu8@fido.asd.sgi.com> sjohnson@texas.vlsi.sgi.com (Scott Johnson) writes:
> >In <1992Feb5.194752.12983@athena.mit.edu> dcoufal@athena.mit.edu (David E Coufal) writes:
> >
>> >>In article <1992Feb4.150916.16280@ryn.mro4.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:
>>> >>>skull of Teresa Banks (Pamela Gidley) with a pipe.
> >
>> >>I thought that this was just the last week of Laura's life?  Theresa
>> >>Banks was killed in February 1988; Laura was killed on February 23, 1989.
> >
> >We could have assumed this already.  How else would Cooper and
> >the FBI get involved?  The whole investigation began with Theresa,
> >and Laura was just the second stop.
> >
> >sj"Your prejudice won't keep you warm tonight" - m

A while back on the net there was mention that the movie would also
encompass the Teresa Banks' murder, and also some of the early Windom
Earle stuff....So, since the article mentioned that the movie will
included Teresa's murder then will it also include some of Coop's
history with Windom???


On Jan. 7, 88 Coop, according to the Coop autobiography, received a
tape from Windom with two poems on it. Then on the 17th, he speaks
of examing a young woman, Teresa. So will this be tied in too? Is
WE involved in the murder of Teresa also?  I have always wondered
if the murder of Laura wasn't a means to get Coop involved and thus
drawn to to Twin Peaks.


PS I have not heard mention of Julee Cruise; is she going to be in
the movie too? It won't seem the same without her melancoly voice...

Sally-
-- When I was a child/I caught a fleeting glimpse/Out of || sally@mica.berkely.edu the corner of my eye/I turned to look but it was gone || Sally A. Wilson I cannot put my finger on it now./ The child is grown || Giuseppina Maletesta The dream is gone/And I have become/ Comfortably numb. (Pink Floyd, THE WALL)

In article <2080@keele.keele.ac.uk>, csd15@seq1.keele.ac.uk (G.M. Friel) writes...

} It should be remembered that this film was made as pilot for what was
} at the time a potential tv series. The film wasn't intended to summarise
} the whole of the series in the first place! After all it hadn't even been
} made at the time. The ending which was put on was just to make the film
} (sort of) complete (probably just in case the series never got off the
} ground).

I think you're a bit confused here. The pilot movie was originally filmed
as it was broadcast on TV as part of the series. The American ABC network
had already committed to a series, so there wasn't really a question of
it never getting off the ground.

The reason the extra material was added to make the film stand alone was
because of marketing concerns. Many American TV series pilots are released
abroad as standalone films, and plans were to do the same with TWIN PEAKS.
At the time, there were no plans to run the actual series outside of the
US and Canada. So Lynch/Frost was obligated to provide a solution to the
murder mystery, and what they came up with was done quick-and-dirty.

So the home video version was an after-the-fact creation, and not planned
from the start.

} Also, as you probably noticed, the first episode of the first series was
} just an extended version of the film, only with a different ending.

By "first episode of the first series", I assume you mean the 2-hour pilot?
(It's actual just referred to as "the pilot" or Episode #0. What is called
Episode #1 is actually the first hour-long episode. That's even the way
Lynch/Frost designated it.)

If so, you have it backward. The "film" is an extended version of the pilot,
not vice versa. The pilot is approximately 95 minutes long, and the "film"
is about 115 minutes long.

} In fact the final scene of the film wasn't even used in the series.

If by "final scene of the film", you mean the section labelled "25 Years
Later", then you are dead wrong. That whole section -- as well as part's
of the One-Armed Man's dialogue and Bob's dialogue -- was used as part of
Cooper's dream sequence at the end of Episode #2.

-- "Great thing about the military: even though you know that they know that nobody knows what the hell they're doing, everybody pretends that that ain't so." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com

In article <1992Feb5.194752.12983@athena.mit.edu> dcoufal@athena.mit.edu (David E Coufal) writes:
> >In article <1992Feb4.150916.16280@ryn.mro4.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:
>> >>...
>> >>Lee). For the first time, Laura's murder by her father
>> >>Leland (Ray Wise) will be shown in all its gruesome detail.
> >
> >So, does this mean that Ronette's sequence at the end of episode 2001
> >was all a dream?

Of course not.  Ronnette saw Leland (in his Bob guise) killing
Laura.  When Leland killed Maddy, it appeared that she was able
to see Leland as Bob then, too.

I can't remember the details, but I thought the connection
between Laura and Teresa Banks was established during the
series.  Didn't Teresa work at one-eyed Jack's or something?

By the way, in Ronnette's dream sequence, Bob was hitting Laura
(or the floor) with a blue-handled hammer.  This is the hammer
that was lying on the floor during Cooper's flashlight search
of the boxcar.

- Steve
-- ============================================================================ Steve Phillips "Half a mind is a terrible Tegra-Varityper, Inc., Billerica, MA thing to waste..." tegra!phillips@uunet.com - Zippy the Pinhead

In article <KWH.92Feb3151134@ASWAN.SD.RI.CMU.EDU>, kwh@CS.CMU.EDU (Kevin Hartmann) writes...
> > 
> >There was a posting here a while back that listed all of
> >the actors that were on TP and the other roles each had played.

 I just started on this newsgroup, can someone re-post this list or mail 
it to me, and how current is this list?

                   James

It's been a while since I've seen Twin-Peaks, but now that I've
discovered this new group I have one or two questions.
These have probably been discusses a dozen time already but, hey, I'm
new!

Here goes :-
1) Diane - Who (or what) is Diane.  My own personal theory is that Diane
was created by Coop (May I call him that?) to make talking into his
Dictaphone easier - kinds of fits his personality, huh?

2) The Black/White lodge - Are these two separate places?  Current
postings seem to suggest that they may be one and the same.  Also any
info on the lodges would be appreciated.  Info in the series was
somewhat abstract (but then so was the series!)

3) Are the giant and the old man one and the same?  Events in the show
strongly suggest this and if so is the giant one of the Bob type spirits
(a good one) currently in possession of the old man? (Does the old man
even exist?)

4) Why did Windom Earl suddenly abandon his game of chess?  I thought
that this was a damn fine (sorry!) story line and was sorry to see it
fade away.  I would have like to have seen it integrated into the Lodge
plot, but one seemed to have usurped the other.
(Not really a question was it?)

5) How does Coop fit into the TP movie?  He only appeared in TP after
Laura was killed didn't he?

6) What happened to Donna between the 1st and 2nd series.  Did she under
go a personality transplant or were there more sinister goings on =8->

7) Ummm... There is no number 7, sorry.

Also, before I go, a request - Would anybody out there care to mail me a
list of the cast and the characters they played?

Thanks in advance,
  Mark

-- ? Dreams are the fantasies which children cherish ? Mark Steyn : ? Nightmares are the realities adults create ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ? There are no Unicorns anymore. ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk

In article <2995@io.tegra.COM>, phillips@tegra.COM (Steve Phillips) writes:
> > By the way, in Ronnette's dream sequence, Bob was hitting Laura
> > (or the floor) with a blue-handled hammer.  This is the hammer
> > that was lying on the floor during Cooper's flashlight search
> > of the boxcar.

Maybe you've got good eyes, but *I* couldn't see any hammer, much less
a blue-handled one, in that shot.  Plus, I thought Laura died of
multiple small cuts?
-- cdt@pdp.sw.stratus.com --If you believe that I speak for my company, OR cdt@vos.stratus.com write today for my special Investors' Packet...

I just talk to the publicity department at LFP which said the date is not 
set yet.  They expect the film to be out sometime in August.  

Wayne J. Rasmussen

Some people have been asking me about getting these pictures without
ftp access, so I posted them in jpg format (they're more than 256
colors so it's more appropriate than gif) on alt.binaries.pictures.misc.
If you need .gif versions and you can't get them from 
audrey.sait.edu.au or nic.funet.fi and you can't convert the
jpeg's yourself, then e-mail me.

Rocky Giovinazzo

twinpks0 - Sherilynn Fenn bent over head resting on hand
twinpks1 - promotional shot: Dana Ashbrook (Bobby), Eric Da Re (Leo),
           and Madchen Amick (Shelley) (appeared in Newsweek)
twinpks2 - Lara Flynn Boyle (Donna) in jeans, sitting
twinpks3 - head and shoulders shot of smiling Kyle MacLachlan (Dale) 
           wearing a trenchcoat

In article <17613@castle.ed.ac.uk>, marks@castle.ed.ac.uk (Mark Steyn) writes:
> >It's been a while since I've seen Twin-Peaks, but now that I've
> >discovered this new group I have one or two questions.
> >These have probably been discusses a dozen time already but, hey, I'm
> >new!
> >
> >Here goes :-
> >1) Diane - Who (or what) is Diane.  My own personal theory is that Diane
> >was created by Coop (May I call him that?) to make talking into his
> >Dictaphone easier - kinds of fits his personality, huh?
> >
She's a real person (character, that is).  In the Coop autobio., he describes meeting her.
Had the series lasted longer, she was to be played by Carol Lynley (sp?).

> >3) Are the giant and the old man one and the same?  Events in the show
> >strongly suggest this and if so is the giant one of the Bob type spirits
> >(a good one) currently in possession of the old man? (Does the old man
> >even exist?)
> >
In the waiting room, the Giant changes into the old waiter, and then
says "One and the same."  That's as clear as it gets.

> >4) Why did Windom Earl suddenly abandon his game of chess?  I thought
> >that this was a damn fine (sorry!) story line and was sorry to see it
> >fade away.  I would have like to have seen it integrated into the Lodge
> >plot, but one seemed to have usurped the other.
> >(Not really a question was it?)
> >
The chess game was just a ruse, it seems.  When it's served its
purpose, Earle (literally) sweeps it aside.

> >5) How does Coop fit into the TP movie?  He only appeared in TP after
> >Laura was killed didn't he?
> >
Coop investigated the Teresa Banks murder--he mentioned this in
the series.

> >6) What happened to Donna between the 1st and 2nd series.  Did she under
> >go a personality transplant or were there more sinister goings on =8->
> >
I guess Lara Flynn Boyle decided her character wasn't interesting enough.

-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000

In a previous article, 01sybok@ac.dal.ca () says:

> >I was wondering if anyone out there knew when Eerie is on in Atlantic Canada. 
> >I get all the Maine channels (WLBZ ETC), so if someone out there in New 
> >England could enlighten me, I would appreciate it.
> >Later!
> >M.
> >
I don't know if this will help, because I live in southern maine.  But,
the channel I catch it on is channel 2...I forget the call letters, and it's
on at 7 PM sunday, EST  so, I guess that would be 8 over there.

Keith
-- "...wash this blood off from my guilty hand."--William Shakespeare, _Richard II Act V, Scene 6 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAYMOND!!!!!!!!