Season 2, Episodes 21–22: Miss Twin Peaks / Beyond Life and Death — June 10, 1991–August 27, 1992

Cooper and Truman decipher part of the secret of the Black Lodge; Cooper helps Annie prepare for the Miss Twin Peaks contest; Major Briggs escapes from Earle; Catherine continues her battle with the black box; Lucy chooses the father of her baby; Earle interrupts the contest.

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Re: Who Killed Laura Palmer? wud@acf5.NYU.EDU (David Wu) 1992-03-29 20:11
ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:


> >   Laura died of food poisoning contracted at the diner, and the whole
> >town conspired to hush it up.
Thanks a lot!  That really clears up all my doubts!  Its like a dark cloud
being lifted.  NOT!
Thanks anyway, for entertaining me.
[src]
Re: TP, the end here in Holland abakker@cs.vu.nl (Arno BAKKER) 1992-03-30 03:01
In article <1992Mar26.082033.6730@spc.nl> stefan@spc.nl (Stefan Posthuma) writes:
> >Well, we dutch folks just witnessed the last episode last night. I sat
> >there, glued to the TV and boy, what a _strange_ ending. So many questions
> >are left unanswered.


Well that is MY question, was this the end, I will describe it below 
so the people who haven't seen can skip this...



































In our last episode BOB took control of Cooper, it this really the end
or are there any more episodes (if that is so, I will personlly sue
RTL4 (the broadcaster) for not playing the whole series)

please respond, I can't live with this ending!!


Arno
[src]
Oscar Peaks furesz_t@wums.wustl.edu 1992-03-30 06:51
Any predictions on the possibility of spotting any Peaks stars tonight at
the Oscars?  I hear Sherilyn Fenn is good in "Ruby" but overall the flick 
is dull?  Any comments?

Todd
[src]
Re: TP, the end here in Holland brian@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Brian Wood) 1992-03-30 08:27
Stefan Posthuma,  SPC Company, writes:

> >Well, we dutch folks just witnessed the last episode last night. I sat
> >there, glued to the TV and boy, what a _strange_ ending. So many questions
> >are left unanswered.
> >I am a bit sad though, no more weekly TP watching. I feel at loss.
> >Maybe it's time to get all these TP books and do some serious reading.

Or rent some other Lynch films like most of us did here in the U.S.
  - Eraserhead
  - The Elephant Man
  - Wild at Heart
  - Blue Velvet  (So much like TP it's uncanny)

BTW, the new flick 'My Cousin Vinny' has a logging truck rolling by and
an encounter in the woods with an owl.  In Alabama, no less.

> >And the wait for FWWM has begun....

I am jealous!  You won't have nearly as long a wait for the next 'episode'
as we have had to. Five months and counting...

Brian WOOD    *House address 710 -- same as Blue Lady's apt in Blue Velvet
              *Live next to a grove of TREES
              *My wife's aunt's name is Annie; my sister's name is Anne
              *My wife grew up next to a forest; next street - Glastonbury
              *Father's name - Palmer Robert Wood
[src]
Re: Twin Peaks Movie bobk@hpscit.sc.hp.com (Bob Kelley) 1992-03-30 09:13
According to an interview with James Marshall (whose original
name was James Goldblatt or something like that), the Twin Peaks
movie will be released in late April!  I had heard that August
was the real time, but the interview mentioned this.  This was
in the San Jose Mercury last week.
[src]
[nic.funet.fi] Image Archive Kimmo.Ketolainen@nic.funet.fi 1992-03-30 11:11
Our JPEG archive contains currently the following 24bit Twin Peaks
related images:

/pub/pics/jpeg/people/female
amick-00.jpg       95237        574x815    Pictures of Madchen Amick from
amick-01.jpg       112696       724x1117   various magazines
amick-02.jpg       106887       571x805
fenn-00.jpg        40320        547x528    Pictures of Sherilyn Fenn from
fenn-01.jpg        86913        611x848    various magazines

/pub/pics/jpeg/tv+film/twin.peaks
tpeaks00.jpg       19502        257x330    Dana Ashbrook, M{dchen Amick etc.
tpeaks01.jpg       17796        275x459    Lara Flynn Boyle
tpeaks02.jpg       70016        636x1045   Kyle MacLachlan
tpeaks03.jpg       55502        529x435    Laura Palmer's funeral
tpeaks04.jpg       65989        332x708    Madchen Amick as Shelly Johnson

'amick-01.jpg' and 'fenn-01.jpg' are those two damn fine pictures
published in the April edition of Empire. The number address for this
site is 128.214.6.100. This offer is valid for limited time only. Enjoy!

--
   (~ ~ ~ Kimmo Ketolainen <Kimmo.Ketolainen@nic.funet.fi> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~_~ ~)
  (  Phone: +358 21 378227 Mail: Yo-kyla 84 A 10, SF-20540 Turku   _ //  )
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(___ Be excellent to each other _______________________________________)
[src]
Re: TP, the end here in Holland jblum@lucy.umd.edu (Jon Blum) 1992-03-30 11:21
In article <13616@star.cs.vu.nl> abakker@cs.vu.nl (Arno BAKKER) writes:
> >Well that is MY question, was this the end, I will describe it below 

> >or are there any more episodes (if that is so, I will personlly sue
> >RTL4 (the broadcaster) for not playing the whole series)

Yes, this is the end... at least until the movie, TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK
WITH ME is released.  We get it in late August.  As for you folks...
Does anyone know about foreign release dates?...
[src]
Where the BLACK LODGE comes from. xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) 1992-03-30 12:23
The Black Lodge and all of the characters in it come from a 1917 book by 
Alexis Crowley called 'MOONCHILD'.  It is about a girl named Lisa who 
travels into the 4th dimension and encounters the black lodge.  Many
characters are described in the black lodge, including a dwarf that listens
to music, a beautiful woman in horrible pain, a king, an very evil man (but
he isn't named Bob), etc. . This was Crowleys only novel. His other books
seem to dwell on writings for his cult.  According to his bibliography, they
believed in LSD, sex, science and magic as a combined power.
[src]
Re: TP, the end here in Holland cdt@sw.stratus.com (C. D. Tavares) 1992-03-30 14:40
In article <13616@star.cs.vu.nl>, abakker@cs.vu.nl (Arno BAKKER) writes:
> > In article <1992Mar26.082033.6730@spc.nl> stefan@spc.nl (Stefan Posthuma) writes:
>> > >Well, we dutch folks just witnessed the last episode last night. I sat
>> > >there, glued to the TV and boy, what a _strange_ ending. So many questions
>> > >are left unanswered.
> > ...it this really the end
> > or are there any more episodes (if that is so, I will personlly sue
> > RTL4 (the broadcaster) for not playing the whole series)

What you describe was indeed the last episode produced for TV.  However,
the upcoming movie (Fire Walk With Me) supposedly DOES have material from
AFTER the last TV episode in addition to a bunch of stuff that occurs
before the first episode.
-- cdt@pdp.sw.stratus.com --If you believe that I speak for my company, OR cdt@vos.stratus.com write today for my special Investors' Packet...
[src]
David Lynch Info stevedal@tz.wimsey.bc.ca (Steve Dallas) 1992-03-30 14:52
 Greetings, some of you might have read this message before in previous 
months, but I'm still diligently collecting information on David Lynch for a 
a rather large term paper.
 
 Essentially I'm collecting articles, interviews, biography info, etc. on 
Lynch's life, schooling, film work, paintings, etc. etc. I've been lucky to 
get some great stuff from a lot of people that have seen this message and 
mailed me or uploaded minformation, and I've even been fortunate enough to 
talk to people that have worked with David Lynch on the Twin Peaks film.
 As always I usually post any info that I get so everybody can see it. I 
haven't gotten anything new that other people don't know about or already 
have, like the "Rolling Stone" interview so that's why you might not of seen 
any postingslately.
 If you do have aarticles, video or text interviews, press kits, or anything 
else that you could photocopy or upload to me, please email me soon, as it 
would be very, very much appreciated.
My email address is:
stevedal@tx.wimsey.bc.ca
 
that's...
 
stevedal@tz.wimsey.bc.ca

* tz not tx
[src]
Re: Where the BLACK LODGE comes from. bvickers@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) 1992-03-30 15:44
xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) writes:
> >The Black Lodge and all of the characters in it come from a 1917 book by
> >Alexis Crowley called 'MOONCHILD'.

You mean Alistair Crowley?

> >It is about a girl named Lisa who
> >travels into the 4th dimension and encounters the black lodge.  Many
> >characters are described in the black lodge, including a dwarf that listens
> >to music, a beautiful woman in horrible pain, a king, an very evil man (but
> >he isn't named Bob), etc.

Wow!  This all sounds very familiar.  It looks like Lynch and Frost did
a little reading up on Crowley.  I wonder who the King would represent,
and what was it that Major Briggs was mumbling about the "King of
Rumania" in one of the latter episodes?

--
bvickers@ics.uci.edu | "Wherever the real power in a Government lies, there
brett@ucippro.bitnet |  is the danger of oppression." - James Madison
[src]
TP Final Installment - Timeline roxy@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (r.prisco) 1992-03-30 16:16
Please reply to her at the e-mail address below .....





Dear fellow peakers,

Could some kind soul (no dugpas need apply) please post the final installment
of the ^twin peaks^ timeline (the one that begins with episode 2017, March 22,
1989).

Many thanks in advance and do have a slice of electronic cherry pie on me.

Andrea

...and if you could CC me at achase@oracle.com that would be good.
(our newsfeeds are REALLY slow these days).



-- If all the veins in your body were laid end to end, you'd be dead. --
[src]
Re: Oscar Peaks v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-03-31 01:07
In article <1992Mar30.145115.25@wums.wustl.edu>, furesz_t@wums.wustl.edu writes...
> >Any predictions on the possibility of spotting any Peaks stars tonight at
> >the Oscars?  I hear Sherilyn Fenn is good in "Ruby" but overall the flick 
> >is dull?  Any comments?
> > 
> >Todd

     I didn't see anyone from TP (tho I was watching in the hospital
     with a friend of mine who's a not-too-happy patient, so I
     may have missed...)

     Brilliant about "Silence" sweeping though...
[src]
Re: TP Final Installment - Timeline saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-03-31 06:18
In article <1992Mar31.001603.22716@cbnewsj.cb.att.com>, roxy@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (r.prisco) writes:
> >Please reply to her at the e-mail address below .....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Dear fellow peakers,
> >
> >Could some kind soul (no dugpas need apply) please post the final installment
> >of the ^twin peaks^ timeline (the one that begins with episode 2017, March 22,
> >1989).
> >
> >Many thanks in advance and do have a slice of electronic cherry pie on me.
> >
> >Andrea
> >
> >...and if you could CC me at achase@oracle.com that would be good.
> >(our newsfeeds are REALLY slow these days).
> >
OK--here it is.



22 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 2017  -  3/28/91
                      Written by Barry Pullman
                      Directed by James Foley]

[Cooper's Prologue: March 28th, Thursday night.  Diane, I want to bring you
up to speed on a few recent developments.  Nadine Hurley, 35 years old,
persists in the belief that she is a high school girl.  She has apparently
fallen in love with Mike Nelson, high school varsity star.
   Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress.
Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in
the woods.
   Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the
aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine
weasel.
   As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment;
a premonition of happiness.  I hope I will be ready when it comes.  Mean-
while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner.  Windom continues to play
his deadly game of chess.  Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes
a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life.  I have enlisted the
aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate
game.  In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move.
   Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but
remembers nothing.  He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck.
   Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear.  And while I am
absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness
and even sympathy.  Sheriff Truman is suffering terribly as a result.
   When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from
my dream.  Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane?
Do these events foretell BOB's return?  I hope not...for all our sakes.]

   Morning
   -- Truman thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering
      breakfast.  Truman refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels.

   11:18 am (clock on wall)
   -- Annie, Norma's sister, arrives and is to start working at the RR
   -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo
   -- Hawk tells Cooper about Truman's condition.  Doc said he can't figure
      Josie's cause of death.  Her body weight was 65 lbs.
   -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things.
      Windom's got himself a laptop.  He gets the latest move from Cooper
      in the paper.  He doesn't like it.
   -- People from the Great Northern & Horne's store set up for a benefit
      show to save the pine weasel.  Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine
      weasel.  John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic.
   -- Cooper visits Truman and gives him the scoop on Josie.  She had multiple
      felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt,
      Jonathan, and Cooper himself.  Truman kicks him out.
   -- Catherine looks at plans and is visited by Jones, Eckhardt's executive
      assistant.  She's got a gift for Catherine.
   -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with
      Donna and leaves a gift for Will
   -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at
      least six men are lost by such a game.  Andy and Lucy argue over the
      knight's hook move.
   -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7,
      Major Briggs:        Margaret:               took a walk in the woods and
        /\    /\            /\             /\      was told that she had
       /  \  /  \          /  \           /  \     disappeared for a day. She
      /____\/____\        /    \/\     /\/    \    got a tattoo on her leg. She
           /\            /        \   /        \   also heard an owl when her
          /  \          /__________\ /__________\  husband died. All three have
         /____\                                    heard that call as well as
                                                   seen the light.

   Afternoon
   -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic
   -- WIll and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig.  She's informed
      that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago.  The gift
      contains a note: KN to KB3.  The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig
      was for a cemetery.
      [The board presently:
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                        ]
   -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby
   -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek.
      Donna watches.

   6:05 pm (?) clock on wall
   -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest.  "Easy
      Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it.  Cooper meets Annie and gets a
      good strong cup of coffee she made.  Windom in disguise watches Annie with
      Cooper, who notices Annie's scar.  Cooper looks puzzled after Earle
      leaves unnoticed.

   Dusk
   -- Hawk gets Cooper.  A drunken Truman wrecked all the furniture in the
      Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down.
   -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the
      Great Northern.  A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike.  Nadine smashes the
      bell.
   -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign.  Dick is host for the fashion
      show.  Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors.
   -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person
   -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage.
      It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's,
      bites his nose and gets loose.  Chaos ensues.  Jack catches Audrey.
   -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed

[Episode 2018  -  4/4/91
Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

Wednesday evening (continued)
   -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips.  He sees Josie in his
      haze and she tries to strangle him.  They struggle and Truman triumphs.

23 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room
   -- Truman tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South
      African consulate.  There's a bonsai delivered this morning "from Josie."
      Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai.  Earle was
      apparently high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as
      involved with Project Bluebook.  Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him
      a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm.
   -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of
      Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelly), King of Spades (Cooper).
      The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks.
   -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben.  Mike and Nadine
      check out.  Donna and Audrey chat and wonder about their parents.
   -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago.  She's got some
      old letters.  Donna and Audrey eavesdrop.  Eileen says stay away from
      her.
   -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Truman running for the
      restrooms.  Gordon notices Shelly, likes what he sees and makes his
      move.  He can hear her perfectly.
   -- Cooper and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window.  He tells
                      /\                her a joke about penguins, and she
                    /    \              mentions his sketch looks just
                    \    /              like the one at Owl Cave.
                      \/
               /\    /  \     /\
             /    -<      >-     \
           /         \  /          \
         -------------/\--------------
                    /    \
                    \    /
                      \/
   -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco.  Her father asks
      about James and she asks about her mom and Ben.  He seems like he's
      hiding something.  Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen.
   -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library.  He
      identifies her poem as Shelley.
   -- Shelly and Annie chat about Cooper
   -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope.  He's
      going spelunking.
   -- Pete just called in the next move:
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  | BP  |    Captured:
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
       | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                      ]
      Cooper's in gear and ready to go.  Cooper mentions that Shelly took
      Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing.
   -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo
   -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her
      plane to Seattle leaves in an hour.  John shows up to see this.  He and
      Ben chat about how Ben can be good.  He mentions he's fallen in love with
      Audrey and they munch on carrots.

   Night
   -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls.  Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also
      there.  They see the symbol on the wall.  An owl flies around them.
      Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol.  The middle
      diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end.
      The owl flies away.

   9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane, runs into Annie at the
      Great Northern bar.
      Dale: Hello Annie.
      Annie: Hi.
      D: Can I get you something... oh,
      A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic.
      D: I see.
      A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was
         exotic, so...
      D: It's all new to you isn't it?
      A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they
         talk and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love.  It's
         like a foreign language to me.  I know just enough of the words to
         realize how little I understand.
      D: Man, I'd love to see the world through your eyes.
      A: Why?
      D: Oh, there are some things I might do different if I had the chance.
      A: Me too.
      [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and
      Annie notices him noticing.  She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.]
      A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it
         might happen again.
      D: You want to talk about it?
      A: Not yet.
      D: Maybe I can help.
      A: Can you?
      D: If you want me to.
      A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful.
      D: I can handle that.
      A: Some people think I'm strange.
      D: I know the feeling.
      A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do
         things that you'd expect me to do.
      D: Annie I don't expect anything.
      A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer.
      D: Good.  I'm glad.
   -- Earle explores Owl Cave:
      [Thw bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in
      Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something.
      He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."]
      Windom: My, my, my. What have we ...  [while turning his flashlight to
        other parts of the cave] ...here?
                         /\             [Shot of the same petroglyph but upside
                        /  \             down on the ceiling from Windom's
                       /    \            point of view.  This one is enclosed
                      /      \           in a diamond.]
                     /        \
                    /    /\    \
                   /    /  \    \
                  /    /    \    \
                 /     \    /     \
                 \  \  /\  /\  /  /
                  \  \/  \/  \/  /
                   \            /
                    \          /
                     \        /
                      \      /
                       \    /
                        \  /
                         \/
      W: Could it be?  [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.]  Yes.
         [Looks back at the ceiling.]  The symbol inverted.
         [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh]  Now.
      [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his
       right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall
       is the same as the one on the ceiling.  Andy's axe stuck in the "fire"
       symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins.  The axe is now
       directly above the petroglyph on the wall.  The axe falls out
       of the wall as the walls begin to shake more.  Windom is backing out
       of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfaction.  Dust coming off of the
       wall fills the screen.]

24 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2019 - 4/11/91
                   Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton
                   Directed by Johnathan Sanger]

   Morning
   -- Cooper, Andy, Hawk, and Truman are back at Owl Cave and find a new
      petroglyph.  The tracks they find are the same ones outside the
      powerstation.  Cooper deduces it was Earle.
      _______________________________________________________________________

      BLACK                              O        lollipops
      BLOB                               |  O  O
                                      ____  |  |  O  O
              O                           -----   |  |  O  O
              |                       /\       ______   |  |        \   |   /
            giant   o                /  \            ----__          \ _|_ /
              |   little            /PEAK\             /\  antlers____|SUN|____
              |    man             /      \           /  \            |___|
             / \   / \            /    @   \         /    \          /  |  \
                                 /        ~~~~~~~~  / PEAK \       /    |   \
                                         ~~~~LAKE~~/        \
                          flame  4  =falls=~~~~~~ /     @    \
                          (cave)    ||||||| ~~~~
               oo                   |||||||
       XX    o    o                 |||||||
       XX   o ring o                |||||||         (various crisscrossing
             o    o                 |||||||            lines everywhere)
               oo

                                                      M A Y O R

                                                         M C

                                                     C H E E S E
      _______________________________________________________________________
   -- Earle talks to Leo and a punk who thought he was invited to a party,
      about the White Lodge and the Black Lodge.  On a computer is the
      petroglyph from Owl Cave.
      Earle: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the
       White Lodge.  Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing
       spirits.  The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air.  And when
       it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a
       desire to live life in truth and beauty.  Generally speaking, a
       ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell.  Engorged with the
       whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools,
       young and old, compelled to do good without reason.  Heh-heh!
          But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this
       wretched place of saccharine excess.  For there's another place, its
       opposite; a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark
       forces and vicious secrets.  No prayers dare enter this frightful maw.
       Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations; they
       are as like to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy
       "Good day!"  And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of
       unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that
       its bearer might reorder the earth itself--to his liking!  Now!  This
       place I speak of--is known as the Black Lodge.  And I intend to find it.
   -- Pete tries to create a poem on Josie but is interrupted by
      Catherine.  She hasn't been able to open the box left by Eckhardt's
      assistant.  Pete tells her it's a puzzle box that could take
      YEARS to open.  Catherine: "Open it!  I've been trying for days."
   -- At the RR Bobby tries to convince Shelly to enter the Miss TP pageant
   -- Elsewhere at the RR, Lana tries to convince the mayor to help her
      win the contest since he's a judge
   -- Cooper enters and orders coffee and donuts from Annie for his team,
      and makes a date with Annie (a nature study) for this afternoon.
      He overhears a piece of the poem Shelly was reciting and gets her
      piece of the poem.  Blue plate special is 'Hearty Beaver Broth'.
   -- Cooper tells Truman that the message was from Earle.  It was the poem
      that he sent to Caroline.
   -- Major Briggs points out an error in Andy's chalkboard rendition
      of the petroglyph.  He's dreamed of it.  Cooper says that Leo's
      disappearance, Owl Cave, and Earle are all related.  He asks for
      Briggs' help, who ponders his situation and dedication to his work.
      We see a silhouette of a hooded figure.  When it comes toward the screen,
      a starscape is seen inside, and an owl flies in the starscape and we
      then see a wall of fire appear.  Briggs agrees to help.  Hawk brings in
      Leo's arrest report, which Cooper compares to the poem and concludes
      it was Leo's handwriting.
   -- Dick and Ben chat. Ben: Sometimes the urge to do bad...is nearly
      overpowering.
   -- The punk is in a papermache (pawn) and Earle asks for an arrow. Leo
      doesn't want to but those shocks from his collar convinces him to.
      Earle loads a crossbow and shoots the punk.

   3:35 pm (clock on wall)
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks Committee (Doc Hayward, the Mayor, and Pete) meets
      and listens to Ben who wants the topic of the pageant to be to save the
      forests
   -- Miss TP contestants gather.  Mike: "Do you have any idea what a
      combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?"

   3:36 pm (grandfather clock)
   -- Truman and Catherine talk about Josie and why she did what she did.
      She shows him the puzzle box.  Pete shows up and drops it,
      opening it.  The contents seems to be another puzzle box which consists
      of two concentric rings of symbols.  The inner ring is made
      up of symbols corresponding to the phases of the moon.  The outer ring
      is made up mostly of zodiac symbols.
        Clock position       Inner Symbol           Outer Symbol
                             (moonphase)            (zodiac)
        --------------------------------------------------------
        12:00                Full Moon              Libra
        1:30                 Waxing Gibbous         Pisces
        3:00                 First Quarter          Cancer (modified)*
        4:30                 Waxing Crescent        Unknown**
        6:00                 New Moon               Aries
        7:30                 Waning Crescent        Sagittarius
        9:00                 Third Quarter          Taurus
        10:30                Waning Gibbous         Gemini
      * The Cancer symbol differs from that shown in the dictionary.
        Essentially, it's like a lowercase sigma with a long , straight
        tail and another similarly modified sigma, rotated 180 degrees,
        directly beneath it.
      ** This symbol is a large circle with four much smaller circles
         just outside it at clock positions 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, and 1:30.
         The overall effect is that of a paw.  Perhaps it's a different
         sign for Leo.

   Sometime after 4:00 (Cooper tells Annie he'll pick her up at 4:00 sharp)
   -- Annie and Coop in a boat.  Annie tells Cooper that she had
      one senior year boyfriend and because of him, there are scars on her
      wrist before she entered the convent.  Cooper kisses her twice.
      Earle watches.
   -- A wine tasting party which Dick is hosting with a bandaged nose
   -- Gordon again speaks normally to Shelly.  When Cooper and Annie
      appear Gordon tells them and Shelly that he's leaving but
      he'll try to return to TP to be with Shelly.  He gives her
      two kisses, the first interrupted by Bobby who is expressing
      his disbelief.
   -- Lana and Andy find banana and chocolate in the taste of
      the wine they taste.  Lucy spits wine in Dick's face.
   -- Jack and Cooper chat about love.  Jack receives a telegram and
      quickly makes arrangements to check out.
   -- Donna still wants to know about Eileen's involvement with Ben,
      and she is thinking of studying overseas.  Eileen wants more peas.
   -- Hooded silhouette but with a half moon where the head is.  The owl flies.
   -- Cooper and the police at the gazebo.  There's a crate on the gazebo.
      On it there's a ring on a sign that says "PULL ME".  Cooper does
      from a distance using a police line tied to the ring and a
      rock.  He shoots the rock and the crate opens.  The punk is
      in a chess piece sculpture with a sign saying that "Next time it will
      be someone you know."

      [The board presently:
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WR  |     |     | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  | WB  |    Captured:
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
       | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |    BP by WB
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                      ]

[Episode 2020 - 4/18/91
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
 Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal]

Friday evening (continued)
   -- The cops haul the pawn off the gazebo.  A friend of the punk in
      the pawn describes how Scott, wearing a weird suit, came out of the
      woods, saying he had beer so Rusty Tomaski the punk went with him.
      Andy cries.  Cooper thinks Earle is playing off the board since
      Earle didn't tell him his move.

25 Mar (Saturday)

   Morning
   -- Lucy tells Truman that Hawk is feeding breakfast to some guy she's never
      seen before because he looked sad.  She tells Andy tomorrow is D-Day
      (Dad Day) when she'll choose the father of her baby.  She's also
      going to enter the Miss Twin Peaks contest and Andy's got some ideas
      for her speech.
   -- At the Great Northern, Jack checks to see if there are any messages
      for him from Audrey
   -- Doc Hayward, after examining Ben, gives him a clean bill of health,
      and tells him to stay away from Eileen.  Ben says not as long as the
      lie survives.  Jack enters, looking for Audrey.  He has to leave
      because his partner was murdered.
   -- Donna Marie Hayward finds a blank space on her birth certificate
      under the "Father" entry and some pictures of her parents with Ben.
      Hawk is on the phone for her.
   -- Audrey returns and runs into Hawk who tells her it is important
      to see Cooper immediately
   -- Jack and Ben chat.  Jack's got to take his partner's place in the
      Rain Forest business.  He's got something for Audrey.
   -- Briggs has Cappy look for symbols and has some information for Cooper
      and Truman.  Earle was the best and brightest of them, but became
      obsessive and destructive when the attention turned from outer space
      to Twin Peaks and so was removed from the project.
      E: These, uh, these evil sorcerers, uh,...dugpas, they're called...they,
        uh, cultivate evil for the sake of evil, nothing else, they, uh,
        express themselves in darkness, for darkness without leavening motive,
        uh--Now this, this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place
        where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion, and
        with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power!  Th-this place of
        power is tangible and as such it can be found, entered, and perhaps
        utilized in, in some fashion.  Th-the dugpas have, have, many names
        for it, but chief among them (coughs) is the, uh, is the Black Lodge.
        You don't believe me, do you?  You think I'm mad.  Overworked.
        Go away.
      C: (pauses tape)  Gentlemen, when Windom Earle arrived in Twin Peaks I
        assumed he had come for vengeance.  For me.  But I miscalculated.
        He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I care for, he has
        murdered innocents; he has engaged us in subterfuge and red herring--
        a fish I don't particularly care for.  But all of these acts are
        merely camouflage; he's been after something else all along.  The
        Black Lodge.  Fellas, we need to find out what this (points to
        monitor), the Black Lodge, has to do with that! (points to drawing of
        map)
      Cooper and Truman will look through the old files and Briggs will go
      for a walk.
   -- Earle, eavesdropping on Cooper, Truman, and Briggs, laughs.  Leo
      pockets the shocker.
   -- At the RR, a pie-eater's hand shakes.  Bobby and Shelly discuss her
      speech and his recent inattention to Shelly.  Cooper's on the phone
      for Shelly.

   7:52 am (clock on wall)
   -- At the roadhouse, the mayor tells Lana she's gonna win since the other
      judges are gonna be Norma and Dick.  She says she'll marry after she
      wins.
   -- Cooper has Shelly, Audrey, and Donna compare stories of running into
      strange people.  Shelly recognizes Leo's handwriting.  Cooper tells them
      they need to check into the sheriff's everyday at 9 am and 9 pm.
   -- Earle babbles, Leo cleans, recognizes Shelly on the card and shocks
      himself
   -- Audrey enters the Great Northern just missing Jack on his way out.
      Ben wants Audrey to enter Miss Twin Peaks so she can speak about his
      cause.  He mentions Jack's flight so she takes off, getting Pete,
      who babbles about seeing Josie's face, to drive her.  Something
      surprises Ben.
   -- Cooper and Truman ponder the petroglyph.  Andy goes to call Mrs.
      Briggs to find out about Briggs who should've arrived by now.
      Cooper talks about Annie then gets the hand shakes.
   -- Briggs in the woods, stops at a tree, touches it and his tattoo,
      and is shot by Earle in a horse outfit
   -- Jack prepares to take off

   10:34 am (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Annie chat then kiss.  Plates fall.
   -- Pete and Audrey catch up to Jack.  They proclaim their love for each
      other and she says she's a virgin and wants him to make love with her.
      Pete cries and gets the hand shakes.
   -- Earle interrogates Briggs strung up on a target.  Windom: "What do you
      fear most...in this world?"  Major: "The possibility that love is
      not enough."
      Briggs: "There's a time if Jupiter and Saturn meet, they will receive
      you."  He also says something like "That gum you like is coming back"
      backwards.
   -- Andrew and Catherine fiddle with the puzzle box.  After trying Eckhardt's
      birthday and his own birthday, he tries the day the gift arrived and it
      opens, revealing another box.  Andrew smashes it, revealing a metal box.
   -- Annie and Cooper dance.  She mentions entering the Miss Twin Peaks
      pageant.  The Giant appears to Cooper with a mouthed warning, "no, no."

   Dusk
   -- Pete wakes in his truck.  The jet takes off for Brazil.  Audrey's still
      here.  Pete: "There are many cures for a broken heart.  But nothing
      quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight..."
   -- Cooper's vision of the Giant ends.  Mayor: "This isn't right.  There's
      something wrong here."
   -- Leo and Briggs writhe in pain.  Earle determines the petroglyph is a
      map.

   Night
   -- BOB appears in Glastenberry Grove, "I'm out!"

26 Mar (Sunday)   [Episode 2021 - 6/10/91
                   Part 1 Written by Barry Pullman
                   Directed by Tim Hunter]

  Morning
   -- Leo reaches for the key and frees Briggs.  L: "Save Shelly"
   -- Ghostly Earle returns with a new game for Leo.  He's got something
      in a bag.

  1:05 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Norma, Shelly, and Annie chat about the Miss Twin Peaks pageant.
      Norma won the first one 20 years ago.
   -- Ben and Audrey talk about Jack.  He's got some philosophy books
      from which he hopes to learn how to be good.  Audrey reports that
      the Packards are using the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash
      to their Ghostwood project.  Ben hopes to expose this and still wants
      Audrey to make a speech.
   -- Andy stares at the petroglyph.  Cooper tells Truman about how he thinks
      Josie died of fear and a vision of BOB immediately afterwards.  Earle
      eavesdrops and talks to Leo about getting Miss Twin Peaks.  Leo's teeth
      are clamped on a string from which a flimsy cage of spiders hang over
      him.
   -- Pinkle has the Miss Twin Peaks contestants rehearse a dance.  The mayor,
      Dick, and Norma discuss criteria, then Lana seduces Dick in a storage
      room.

  1:17 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper tells Diane he just finished his second meditation.  Annie
      arrives wanting help with her speech.  The pageant is in 6 hours.
      They end up in bed.
   -- Nadine shows slides of her wrestling.  Jacoby has Nadine (with Mike)
      and Ed (with Norma) discuss their breaking up.  Both proclaim they
      are getting married.
   -- Briggs is picked up by Hawk
   -- Cooper and Truman attempt to question Briggs.  Cooper smells haliperidol
      on him.  Andy looks at the petroglyph again.
   -- Andrew, Pete, and Catherine are still wrestling with the box.  Andrew
      finally shoots it open.  Inside is a key, which Catherine puts in a
      cake-saver so it is in plain sight.
   -- Donna demands the truth from uncooperative Will and Eileen
   -- Andy looks at the petroglyph again.  Cooper figures out from a book
      that the petroglyph tells of a time when Jupiter and Saturn are in
      conjunction.  Briggs mutters "protect the queen" and "fear and love
      open the doors."  Andy knocks the bonsai to the floor.  Truman goes
      to pick it up and discovers the bug.

   7:00 approx (Annie to Cooper, "in 6 hours")
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks pageant, opening dance number.  Pinkle makes his
      move on the Log Lady.  Talent competition begins.  Lucy dances.
   -- Earle as the Log Lady knocks out Bobby.  Lana dances.
   -- Audrey makes her speech.  Donna demands and gets the truth from Ben.
      He's her father.
   -- Annie makes her speech.  Earle watches from the rafters.
   -- Lucy makes her announcement to Andy and Dick that she wants Andy to
      be the baby's father.  Andy then goes to look for Cooper.
   -- Annie is named Miss Twin Peaks.  Lights go out and chaos ensues as
      Nadine is hit on the head with a sandbag, Cooper sees Earle, and
      Earle takes Annie.  Power is restored and Andy tells Cooper he's
      figured out the petroglyph to be a map.

[Part 2 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
        Directed by David Lynch]

  Night
   -- Lucy and Andy discuss what happened at the pageant
   -- Cooper, with Truman and Hawk, ponders the petroglyph and "Fire walk with
      me."  Pete enters and says the Log Lady stole his truck which had 12
      rainbow trout in the bed.  The circle of 12 sycamore trees is where
      Hawk found the bloody towel and ripped pages - Glastenberry Grove.  The
      Log Lady arrives with some oil which her husband said is the opening to
      a gateway.  Cooper determines it to be what Jacoby smelled.  Ronette is
      brought in and recognizes the smell of that oil from the night Laura
      died.
   -- Earle takes Annie to the circle of trees and beyond the red curtains
   -- Nadine is 35 again.  She wants to know who Mike is, why Norma is there,
      and where her drape runners are.
   -- Ben apologizes to Eileen.  Donna cries for Will to be her father.
      Slyvia walks in and Will belts Ben, who hits his head on the fireplace.
   -- Andrew switches the mystery key with another he has for a safety
      deposit box
   -- Cooper and Truman find Pete's truck.  They head into the woods.
      Cooper goes alone, with Truman following, and sees an owl and the
      sycamore trees.  He enters the curtains into the red room.  The
      little man from another place is there.  Another man sings, then
      disappears.
   -- Andy comes looking for Truman

27 Mar (Monday)

  Morning
   -- 10 hours later, Truman and Andy are still waiting for Cooper

  7:25 am (Andrew's watch)
   -- Audrey practices civil disobedience and chains herself to the bank vault.
      Andrew and Pete arrive and open the safety deposit box to discover a bomb
      that goes off.  Eckhardt's note: Got you, Andrew, Love, Thomas.
   -- Bobby tells Shelly he wants to marry her.  Heidi arrives for work.
   -- Leo still surviving
   -- Jacoby brings Sarah to Mr. and Mrs. Briggs.  Sarah has a message for
      Garland:  "I'm in the Black Lodge...with Dale Cooper.  I'm waiting
      for you."
   -- Cooper and the little man from another place sitting in the red room.
      LMFAP:  When you see me again, it won't be me.  This is the waiting room.
              Would you like some coffee?  Some of your friends are here.
      Laura:  Hello Agent Cooper.  {winks, snaps her fingers}  I'll see you
              again in 25 years.  Meanwhile... {presents her hands}
      Great Northern room service waiter:  Hoo! Woo, woo, woo, woo {with hand
              in front of mouth--the "Indian noise"}  Hallelujah!
      LMFAP:  Hallelujah!
      GNRSW:  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee. {sets down
              solid coffee for Cooper}
      Giant:  One and the same.
      {LMFAP rubs his hands.  Cooper picks up his coffee - it's liquid.  When
              he's about to drink, it's solid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his
              hands.  The coffee's liquid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his
              hands.  The coffee's viscous.}
      LMFAP:  Wow, Bob, wow.  Fire walk with me.
      {Fire.  A scream.  Strobe effect.  Cooper walks to the other room.
              Identical furniture but empty.  Back to the original room.}
      LMFAP:  Wrong way
      {Cooper goes back to to the other room.  LMFAP babbles excitedly. Then:}
      LMFAP:  Another friend.
      {Maddy enters wearing a black dress identical to Laura's.  LMFAP
              continues to babble, ducks behind a chair.}
      Maddy:  I'm Maddy.  Watch out for my cousin. {can't see whether her eyes
              are white}
      {Cooper goes back to the original room.  It's empty.  Then:}
      LMFAP (shadow self):  Doppelganger
      Laura  (shadow self):  {presenting hands}  {angrily}  Meanwhile
              {screams, climbs up on the chair}
      {Back to the other room.  Empty, but Cooper is bleeding from his stomach.
      There's a trail of blood on the floor-- Cooper follows it back to the
              original room.  Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding.  No,
              it's Annie.  Annie gets up.}
      Cooper:  Caroline?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?
      {Cooper goes back to the other room.  Annie/Caroline is standing there,
              wearing the black dress from the pageant}
      Annie:  Dale.  I saw the face of the man who killed me.
      Cooper:  Annie...the face of the man who killed you?
      Annie:  It was my husband.
      Cooper:  Annie?
      Annie:  Who's Annie?  It's me, it's me, it's me.
      Cooper:  Caroline?
      {Annie changes to Caroline (shadow self), in Caroline's dress}
      Caroline (shadow self):  You must be mistaken.  I'm alive.
      {Laura (shadow self) screaming, then turns into Windom Earle.}
      {Annie, in pageant dress, appears off to the side, vanishes}
      Earle:  Dale Cooper.  If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live.
      Cooper:  I will.
      {Earle stabs Cooper.  Fire.  Rewind.  BOB appears, grabs Earle}
      BOB:  {to Earle}  Be quiet.  Be quiet.  {to Cooper}  You go.  He is wrong.
              He can't ask for your soul.  I will take his.  {a spout of fire
              appears over Earle's head, and his head slumps forward}
      {Cooper's shadow self enters as Cooper leaves, crouches beside BOB, and
              laughs with him}
      {Cooper exits into the hallway}
      Leland (shadow self):  I did not kill anybody.
      {Cooper's shadow self chases Cooper and catches up to him.  BOB laughs.}


   Night
   -- Cooper and Annie are back
   -- Will tends to Cooper in his bed.  Annie's at the hospital and will be
      okay.  Cooper gets up, "I need to brush my teeth."  In the bathroom,
      BOB has Cooper ram his head into the mirror.  "How's Annie?!"
-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
TP Timeline--authorship saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-03-31 12:15
Earlier today, I posted a segment of the excellent TP timeline
compiled by Ed Nomura.  Since I foolishly neglected to post the
header to the timeline, some have gotten the mistaken impression
that I was its author.  Let me clear this up now, by posting what
I should have posted before--namely, the header to the timeline:

------------------------------------------------------------------------
This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted
transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here.
This is for non-profit purposes.

A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au
(130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Edwin Nomura
enomura@ucsd.edu
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Thanks again, Ed N., for all your diligent work!
-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
Rumor about Andy cs162sbd@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Eddie the 'ead) 1992-03-31 16:00
I was in the checkout line at Ralph's and noticed Andy was on the
cover of the Globe.  Says something about how he's dying of AIDS.
Needless to say I didn't even pick it up, this the same tabloid
who sent a reporter to the filming of the season finale of Murphy
Brown last week and paid $100 for someone's ticket...

ed


-- /\__Edwin Nomura -- enomura@ucsd.edu____________________________________/\ / \\ They think our heads are in their hands / \\ / \\\ But violent use brings violent plans / \\\ / \\\\______________________- "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)," Metallica__/ \\\\
[src]
Re: Who Killed Laura Palmer? joels@ac.dal.ca 1992-03-31 17:21
In article <1992Mar30.025502.5866@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:
> >    Laura died of food poisoning contracted at the diner, and the whole
> > town conspired to hush it up.


This is not how Laura died!  You have to go with the advice of the other
person.  The clues of the little man from somewhere else and the music 
are inportant.  

                  JUST REMEMBER NOT ALL IS AS IT SEEMS
[src]
CLARIFY? (Re: Where the BLACK LODGE comes from. philfree@ocf.berkeley.edu (Philip (The Ronman) Lee Tanner) 1992-04-01 00:50
A recent posting mentioned the source of the Lodge and many other Peaks
things as by an author named Alexis Crowley. Is this correct, or is it
the infamous Satan-worshipper Crowley, whose name was actually (I think)
Allister (sp?)???



-- Philip Lee Tanner, BASW 1992, 2QT2BSTR8. Internet: philfree@ocf.berkeley.edu ******************************************************************************** *********"BOB killed Laura; ABC killed everyone else -- including BOB."********* ***********************"Let's play master and servant."************************* **********************"Putting the dream into action..."************************ ********************************************************************************
[src]
Coop' backed off? A605A374@HASARA11.BITNET (Nico) 1992-04-01 06:36
I just saw the last episode and tried to understand what has happened in the
black lodge. Why did Bob get a hold of Cooper?
 
My theorie is that Cooper got scared and didn't dare to go all the way.
Windom Earle says to Annie before they go into the black lodge that Cooper
backed off the last time when Earle killed his wife. So maybe he got scared
and betrayed Annie, and like Mayor Briggs said: Fear opens the black lodge
while love opens the white (or was it the other way round).
 
What do you think of it? I hope it's not true, and think of Cooper as a
brave man, who fought all the way. But who knows....
 
Nico Wolfs  <NICO@sara.nl>
            <a605a374@HASARA11.bitnet>
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Re: CLARIFY? (Re: Where the BLACK LODGE comes from. scarlett@bnr.ca (Michael Dorotich) 1992-04-01 08:55
In article <rbtg7INN7u5@agate.berkeley.edu>, philfree@ocf.berkeley.edu (Philip (The Ronman) Lee Tanner) writes:
|> A recent posting mentioned the source of the Lodge and many other Peaks
|> things as by an author named Alexis Crowley. Is this correct, or is it
|> the infamous Satan-worshipper Crowley, whose name was actually (I think)
|> Allister (sp?)???

You are correct. And the spelling of his name is "Aleister".
[src]
European pilot needed sminsk@.stern.nyu.edu (Seth Minsk) 1992-04-01 11:26
  A friend of mine is working on a project for school on Twin Peaks.  She needs
to get a copy of the European version of the show's pilot, which had an       
alternate ending, with the film reversed and the actors walking and
speaking their lines backward.

Please contact me as soon as possible if you have this or know where
to get it; her project is due in two weeks.

Seth Minsk
sminsk@sales.gba.nyu.edu
[src]
Re: Where the BLACK LODGE comes from. brian@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Brian Wood) 1992-04-01 11:57
>> >>The Black Lodge and all of the characters in it come from a 1917 book by
>> >>Alexis Crowley called 'MOONCHILD'.

> >You mean Alistair Crowley?

>> >>It is about a girl named Lisa who
>> >>travels into the 4th dimension and encounters the black lodge.  Many
>> >>characters are described in the black lodge, including a dwarf that listens
>> >>to music, a beautiful woman in horrible pain, a king, an very evil man (but
>> >>he isn't named Bob), etc.

> >Wow!  This all sounds very familiar.  It looks like Lynch and Frost did
> >a little reading up on Crowley.  I wonder who the King would represent,
> >and what was it that Major Briggs was mumbling about the "King of
> >Rumania" in one of the latter episodes?

There was also a scene about a 'throne room' that was cut.


Brian WOOD    *House address 710 -- same as Blue Lady's apt in Blue Velvet
              *Live next to a grove of TREES
              *My wife's aunt's name is Annie; my sister's name is Anne
              *My wife grew up next to a forest; next street - Glastonbury
              *Father's name - Palmer Robert Wood
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Re: CLARIFY? (Re: Where the BLACK LODGE comes from.) lmolpus@bangkok.next.com (Lane Molpus) 1992-04-01 13:19
In article <rbtg7INN7u5@agate.berkeley.edu> philfree@ocf.berkeley.edu  
(Philip (The Ronman) Lee Tanner) writes:
> > A recent posting mentioned the source of the Lodge and many other Peaks
> > things as by an author named Alexis Crowley. Is this correct, or is it
> > the infamous Satan-worshipper Crowley, whose name was actually (I think)
> > Allister (sp?)???
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > -- 
> > Philip Lee Tanner, BASW 1992, 2QT2BSTR8.    Internet:   
philfree@ocf.berkeley.edu
> > 

The book being discussed is *Moonchild* by Aleister (yes, Aleister)
Crowley.  It was still in print as of 1989.

He was indeed the infamous satan-worshipper (with the alleged sexual 
passion for either gender, so long as they were ugly [according to
Umberto Eco]).
[src]
Re: Who Killed Laura Palmer? hallway@inthehat.engin.umich.edu (Eric Hall) 1992-04-01 16:09
I'm new to Twin Peaks too.  I'm sorry if I have to put this in as a
follow-up but there's some bug that won't let me post successfully.

I'm on I think episode #8 (Leeland gets arrested for the murder of
Jaques Renault and Audry is given heroin by Blackie), and on page
117 of "The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer".  The person whom I'm 
borrowing tapes from doesn't have many more left (for some odd reason
he stopped taping them)...so if ANYONE has the entire series on VHS 
let me know ASAP (I'm willing to pay, of course).

THANKS--eric                           :)
--hallway productions ltd.             -->hallway@engin.umich.edu<--
[src]
Twin Peaks Video tapes navarrer@bionette.CGRB.ORST.EDU (Roy Navarre -- Botany and Plant Pathology) 1992-04-01 23:04
I taped the first year, but moved during the second. Wasnt too worried at the
time because I figured I would get them in reruns...AAAARRG!

Anyone have any ideas?
If so please email me!
Thanks
Roy
[src]
Re: Who Killed Laura Palmer? hallway@caen.engin.umich.edu (Eric Hall) 1992-04-02 10:20
In article <1845@acf5.NYU.EDU> wud@acf5.NYU.EDU (David Wu) writes:
> >Me and my girlfriend just finished watching the Twin Peaks video tapes
> >(001-007) that have been released and have beome fans of the series.
> >We can't wait for more eposides to be released on tape.  What a great
> >series!  The burning question on our mind is who actually killed 
> >Laura Palmer!   To the Twin Peaks fans out there, plese tell us
> >the answer!  Can't stand the suspense any longer!
> >
> >Thanks!
> >
> >-Dave


Hello...I'm a new addict as well!  :)

I borrowed a friend's tapes of Twin Peaks recently, and now LOVE the
show.  I'm on page 117 of "The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer" and on
I think it's episode #8 or 9 (Audry is found out at One-Eyed-Jack's
and Leeland is arrested for the murder of Jaques Renault).  Anyway,
my point is, I NEED MORE EPISODES.  The person I'm borrowing the tapes
from doesn't have the entire series, and they're pretty bad recordings.
So I was wondering if anyone has them all on VHS ... I'd be willing to
pay of course.  Just please let me know where I can get my hands on
them, and soon!

Thanks, eric
--hallway@engin.umich.edu
[src]
Re: Where the BLACK LODGE comes from. ingria@bbn.com (Bob Ingria) 1992-04-02 11:23
In article <1992Mar30.202357.8057@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) writes:

   The Black Lodge and all of the characters in it come from a 1917 book by 
   Alexis Crowley 

As various people have pointed out, that's Aleister Crowley.

  called 'MOONCHILD'.  It is about a girl named Lisa who 
   travels into the 4th dimension and encounters the black lodge.  Many
   characters are described in the black lodge, including a dwarf that listens
   to music, a beautiful woman in horrible pain, a king, an very evil man (but
   he isn't named Bob), etc. .

Hmm.  It's been a long time since I read _Moonchild_.  As I remember,
it was about a struggle between two competing groups of magicians (one
``white'', one ``black'') to produce a supernatural child and to bend
his nature to their purposes.  Most of your description doesn't ring a
bell; I'll have to go look.

       This was Crowleys only novel.

No, he also wrote _Diary of a Dope Fiend_, which used his real-life
commune in Cefalu, Sicily, as background.  (_Moonchild_ is also set in
Italy, in Posilippo, if I remember correctly.)  Crowley also wrote
several short stories, and several volumes of poetry.

     His other books
   seem to dwell on writings for his cult.

Crowley was a member of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn,
probably the most influential occult order in Britain (maybe the
English-speaking world) at the turn of the century.  Other members
included William Butler Yeats (whose initiated name was ``Demon est
deus inversus'' - ``The Devil is God upside-down''; Crowley's own
initiated names were ``Fra Perdurabo'' (I will endure) and ``Master
Therion'' (therion being a Greek word for ``beast'', Crowley
identifying himself with the Great Beast 666 of Revelations) and
Arthur Machen.  The G.:D:. eventually fragmented, with Crowley forming
his own orders (the A.A. and O.T.O.; there are various O.T.O.'s
floating around these days that claim to have apostolic succession
from Crowley).  When Crowley first began writing about G.:D:.
teachings, he did so in code, since he was sworn to secrecy.  Later,
he published G.:D:. teachings openly, mostly in his periodical _The
Equinox_.  (Israel Regardie has a book out of the main G.:D:.
teachings; and Francis King published some of the more obscure texts;
all in all, just about everything is available these days.)  In
addition to using codes for secrecy, Crowley was a well-educated man,
with a wicked sense of humor, who could write very well.  This makes
his books rough going sometimes, between the layers of puns, codes,
and inside jokes.  He was quite capable of speaking plainly when he
wanted to, as in his _Eight Lectures on Yoga_ and _The Banned Lecture_.

    According to his bibliography, they
   believed in LSD, sex, science and magic as a combined power.

Well, I believe LSD was mostly before Crowley's time, though he
certainly did use drugs (he was addicted to Heroin for at least part
of his life) both recreationally and for religious purposes.  He also
practiced sex magic(k) or tantra.  The combination of science and
magic was perhaps one of the most characteristically Crowleian
contributions.  One of his rhymes went:

``We place no reliance
  On virgin or pigeon
  Our method is science
  Our aim is religion''

Now, to go looking through _Moonchild_.

-30-
Ye Master Choirion, his Marke
[src]
request for info billo@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Bill O'Donnell x3378) 1992-04-02 12:09
Posting this for my sister, who no longer has net access:

  Hello Twin Peaks Fans Everywhere,

    I need some assistance. I have to do this really ellaborate, in depth
  film/television research paper for this film course I am taking at the
  University of Massachusetts.  Naturally Twin Peaks was my first choice.  My
  Professor urged me to make another choice however because sources
  on TP are somewhat limited, or so she thought.  She was unaware of
  alt.tv.twin-peaks.  So what I am looking for is anything really.
  My research paper doesnt have a focus yet.  I am just trying to collect
  information and contact people involved in the production of the show.
  That means ANYONE involved, NOT just the likes of David Lynch and Mark Frost.
  I want techies, editors, promotions people, all of it.
  So if any of you know of anyone fitting this description, or someone who
  knows someone, etc...
  I dont need much of anyones time... I just want to ask a few questions about
  what their job entailed, what they thought about the whole thing, etc...
  also if any of you have some interesting tidbits of info or trivia
  that is somehow related to production, and you're just dying to amaze someone
  with your vast knowledge, I'll be waiting, and I promise to be very
  amazed.   thanks ahead of time...
  oh and email responses only please...

  Julie ODonnell@ungrad.umass.edu


You can email responses to her directly, or to me and I will get them to her. 

-- Bill O'Donnell billo@ileaf.com Interleaf Inc "How's Annie?" Prospect Place 9 Hillside Ave Waltham, MA 02154
[src]
Laura = Maddy v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-02 12:22
     Is it just me, or did anyone else decide early on that Maddy was
     Laura and that the chick found wrapped in plastic by Pete Martell
     was Maddy?

     (Some evidence)
     First: on the second night she is in Twin Peaks, Maddy comes
            downstairs to call Donna to tell her that she's found
            something in "Laura's secret hiding place" (Donna and
            James had asked Maddy to do some snooping).

            Now, apart from how easily and quickly she found Laura's
            hiding place (she says she remembered it), did anyone
            notice that she DIALED DONNA'S NUMBER without even looking
            at the buttons - as though she'd dialed it a hundred times
            before?  

     Second: in 2001, in the RR, Maddy is wearing "Laura's glasses," the
            cool sunglasses.  She is clearly "Laura" when she hands them
            over to Donna (who'd asked if she could have them): "Here are
            Laura's glasses that you wanted."  When she takes them off,
            she is Maddy again (Maddy who has decided that she is never
            going to wear her own real glasses again - as though the
            glasses were symbolic of the girls: and Laura, in the Maddy
            disguise, has decided her (Laura's) life wasn't too bad and
            maybe she could go back to being herself...  The next epispde
            she tries to steal James back from Donna (during the song).

     Third: BOB/Leland seems to think she's "my daughter."

     Fourth: the opening of the episode after Leland is arrested for
             the murder of Jaques is a long pull out from inside Leland's
             brain (basically), an echoing, eerie, scary place of taunting
             voices, that turns out to be the wall of the interrogation
             room at the TP sheriff's station.

             The voices, taunting Leland, are saying (while Owls hoot):
             Maddy.... Maddy.... Maddy... (something that I SWEAR TO
             GOD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE "IS") ...Laura...  

      Food for thought.  Motivations: maybe Laura, thinking the only
      person she could open up to about her horrible problems was someone
      from her "pure" childhood, someone closer than Donna but who hasn't
      been around to see what's been happening, even part of it.  Maddy.

      So she calls Maddy, they talk and renew their closeness.  Laura
      reveals - almost everything.  Maddy thinks it sounds exciting.  
      Laura thinks the mundanity of life in Missoula - apartment, insurance
      company job - sounds better.  

      They decide to switch - for a week, maybe two.  They've done it
      before (though never to this extent).  They decide maybe both
      their problems would just go away if they lived the life of the
      other for just a little while.

      Laura never expected "herself" to die.  She never expected to be
      stuck as Maddie for the rest of her life.  

      So she returned to Twin Peaks one last time, for the funeral, to
      see her mother, her friends, and found herself briefly jealous,
      wanting Laura's (her own) life back - the James seduction, etc -
      but, as more in their investigation was revealed, Laura became
      convinced (obviously) that it was the things she was running
      away from that killed "her."  So she decided to leave, that living
      Maddy's life was better than living no life at all --  but
      she made the decision one day too late.

      Scott
[src]
Re: European pilot needed wiljo@freeside.ki.open.de (Wiljo Heinen) 1992-04-02 12:27
sminsk@.stern.nyu.edu (Seth Minsk) writes:

> >to get a copy of the European version of the show's pilot, which had an       
> >alternate ending, with the film reversed and the actors walking and
> >speaking their lines backward.

whoops ?????
what kinda "europe-pilot" is that ???? at least _I_ haven't seen that
one over here .....

I guess the "alternate ending" stuff refers to the "feature film"
pilot, which is available on video tape ???? 

or is there yet another "alternate ending", I'm unaware of ?????

cheers
Wiljo

-- Wiljo Heinen ** Sternstrasse 2 ** D - W2300 Kiel 1 ** voice: +49-431-95311 wiljo@freeside.ki.open.de /\__/\ "My symptoms suggest the onset of malaria"
[src]
Re: TP Final Installment - Timeline mickp@metro (Michael Patrick) 1992-04-02 15:27
From article <1992Mar31.001603.22716@cbnewsj.cb.att.com>, by roxy@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (r.prisco):

> Please reply to her at the e-mail address below .....
>
>
>
>
>
> Dear fellow peakers,
>
> Could some kind soul (no dugpas need apply) please post the final installment
> of the ^twin peaks^ timeline (the one that begins with episode 2017, March 22,
> 1989).

Thanks for posting the timelines for the last few episodes. Now comes the obvious question from a new arrival to alt.tv.twin-peaks: Are there timelines for all
the episodes? If so please could you post them, or perhaps mail me a copy?

thanks

Mick Patrick

mickp@ee.su.oz.au
[src]
Cooper's UFO Conspiracy Theory jim@netlink.cts.com (Jim Bowery) 1992-04-02 16:10
Cooper's Conspiracy Theory: Soon Lear was joined by someone with
an even bigger supply of fabulous yarns:  one Milton Willian
Cooper.  Cooper surfaced on December 18, 1988, when his account
of the fantastic secrets he learned while a Naval petty officer
appeared on a computer network subscribed to by ufologists and
others interested in anomalous phenomena.  Cooper said that while
working as a quartermaster with an intelligence team for Adm.
Bernard Clarey, Commander in Chief of the Pacific Meet, in the
earl 1970s he saw two documents, Project Grudge Special Report
13 and a Majority briefing.  (In conventional UFO history, Grudge 
was the second public Air Force UFO project, superseding the
original Sign, in early 1949 and lasting until late 1951, when it
was renamed Blue Book.  Whereas Sign investigators at one time
concluded UFOs were of extraterrestrial origin -- a conclusion the
Air Force leadership found unacceptable -- Grudge, as its name
suggests coincidentally or otherwise, was known for its hostility
to the idea of UFOs and for its eagerness to assign conventional 
explanations, warranted or otherwise, to the sighting reports
that came its way.)  Cooper's account of what was in these reports
is much like the by-now familiar story of crashes, bodies,
contacts and projects, with some elaborations.  Moreover, he said
the aliens were called "ALFs" (which as any television viewer
knows, stands for Alien Life Forms) and the "M" in MJ-12 is for
Majority not Majestic.  Later he would say he had seen photographs
of aliens, including a type he called the "big-nosed grays" - like
those that supposedly landed at Holloman in 1964 or 1971.  The U.S. 
government was in contact with them and alien-technology projects
were going on at Area 51.
 
If this sounded like a rehash of Moore and Lear, that was only
because Cooper had yet to pull out all stops.  On May 23, 
1989, Cooper produced a 25-page document titled The Secret
Government:  The Origin, Identity And Purpose of MJ-12.  He
presented it as a lecture in Las Vegas a few weeks later.  In
Cooper's version of the evolving legend, the "secret government,"
an unscrupulous group of covert CIA and other intelligence
operatives who keep many of their activities sealed from even the
President's knowledge, runs the country.  One of its first acts
was to murder one-time Secretary of Defense (and alleged early
MJ-12 member) James Forrestal the death was made to look like
suicide-because he threatened to expose the UFO cover-up.
Nonetheless, President Harry Truman, fearing an invasion from outer
space, kept other nations, including the Soviet Union, abreast of
developments.  But keeping all this secret was a real problem, so
an international secret society known as the Bilderbergers,
headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland, was formed.  Soon it became
a secret world government and "now controls everything," Cooper
said.
 
All the while flying saucers were dropping like flies out of the
heavens.  In 1953 there were 10 crashes in the United States
alone.  Also that year, astronomers observed huge spaceships
heading toward the earth and in time entering into orbit around
the equator.  Project Plato was established to effect
communication with these new aliens.  One of the ships landed and
a face-to-face meeting took place, and plans for diplomatic
relations were laid.  Meanwhile a race of human-looking aliens
warned the U.S. government that the new visitors were not to be
trusted and that if the government got rid of its nuclear
weapons, the human aliens would help us in our spiritual
development, which would keep us from destroying ourselves
through wars and environmental pollution.  The government rejected
the overtures.
 
The big-nosed grays, the ones who had been orbiting the equator,
landed again, this time at Holloman AFB, in 1954 and reached an
agreement with the U.S. government.  These beings stated that they
were from a dying planet that orbits Betelgusese.  At some point in
the not too distant future, they said, they would have to leave
there fore good.  A second meeting took place not long afterwards
at Edwards AFB in California.  This time President Eisenhower was
there to sign a formal treaty and to meet the first alien
ambassador, "His Omnipotent Highness Krlll," pronounced Krill.
He, in common with his fellow space travelers, wore a trilateral
insignia on his uniform; the same design appears on all
Betelguese spacecraft.
 
According to Cooper's account, the treaty's provisions were
these:  Neither side would interfere in the affairs of the other.
The aliens would abduct humans from time to time and would return
them unharmed, with no memory of the event.  It would provide a
list of names of those it was going to take.  The U.S. government
would keep the aliens' presence a secret and it would receive
advanced technology from them.  The two sides would exchange 16
individuals each for the purpose of learning from and teaching
each other.  The aliens would stay on earth and humans would go 
to the other planet, then return after a specified period of
time.  The two sides would jointly occupy huge underground bases 
which would be constructed at hidden locations in the Southwest.
 
(It should be noted that the people listed as members of MJ-12
are largely from the Council on Foreign Relations and the
Trilateral Commission.  These organizations play a prominent role
in conspiracy theories of the far right.  In a book on the subject
George Johnson writes, "After the Holocaust of World War II,
anti-Semitic conspiracy theories became repugnant to all but the
fringe of the American right.  Populist fears of the power of the
rich became focused instead on organizations that promote
international capitalism, such as the Trilateral Commission, the
Council on Foreign Relations, and the Bilderbergers, a group of
world leaders and businesspeople who held one of their early
conferences on international relations at the Bilderberg Hotel in
the Netherlands" [Johnson 1983].  According to Cooper, the
Trilateral emblem is taken directly from the alien flag.  He adds
that under Presidents Nixon, Ford and Carter MJ-12 became known
as the 50 Committee.  Under Reagan it was renamed the PI-40
Committee.)
 
By 1955, during the Eisenhower years, Cooper charged, officials 
learned for certain what they had already begun to suspect a year
earlier:  that the aliens had broken the treaty before the ink on
it had time to dry.  They were killing and mutilating both human
beings and animals, failing to supply a complete list of
abductees, and not returning some of those they had taken.  On top
of that, they were conspiring with the Soviets, manipulating 
society through occultism, witchcraft, religion and secret 
organizations.  Eisenhower prepared a secret executive memo, NSC
5411, ordering a study group of 35 top members (the "Jason
Society") associated with the Council on Foreign Relations to
"examine all the facts, evidence, lies and deception and
discover the truth of the alien question" (Cooper, 1989).  Because
the resulting meetings were held at Quantico Marine Base, they
were called the Quantico meetings.  Those participating included
Edward Teller, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Henry Kissinger and Nelson
Rockefeller.
 
The group decided that the danger to established social,
economic, religious and political institutions was so grave that
no one must know about the aliens, not even Congress.  That meant 
that alternative sources of funding would have to be found.  It
also concluded that the aliens were using human organs and tissue
to replenish their deteriorating genetic structure.
 
Further, according to Cooper, overtures were made to the Soviet
Union and other nations so that all the earth could join together
to deal with the alien menace.  Research into sophisticated new
weapons systems commenced.  Intelligence sources penetrated the
Vatican hoping to learn the Fatima prophecy which had been kept
secret ever snce 1917.  It was suspected that the Fatima,
Portugal, "miricle" was an episode of alien manipulation.  As it
turned out, the prophecy stated that in 1992 a child would unite
the world under the banner of a false religion.  By 1995 people
would figure out that he was the Anti-Christ.  That same year
World War III would begin when an alliance of Arab nations
invaded Israel.  This would lead to nuclear war in 1999.  The next
four years would see horrible death and suffering all over the
planet.  Christ would return in 2011.
 
When confronted about this, claimed Cooper, the aliens candidly
acknowledged it was true.  They knew it because they had traveled
into the future via time machine and observed it with their own
eyes.  They added that they created us through genetic
manipulation.  Later the Americans and the Soviets also developed
time travel and confirmed the Fatima/ET vision of the future.
 
In 1957 the Jason group met again, by order of Eisenhower, to 
decide what to do.  It came up with three alternatives:  (1) Use
nuclear bombs to blow holes in the stratosphere so that pollution
could escape into space.  (2) Build a huge network of tunnels 
under the earth and save enough human beings of varying cultures,
occupations and talents so that the race could reemerge after the
nuclear and environmental catastrophes to come.  Everybody else-
i.e., the rest of humanity -- would be left on the surface
presumably to die.  (3) Emplloy alien and terrestrial technology to
leave earth and colonize the moon (code named "Adam") and Mars
("Eve").  The first alternative was deemed impractical, so the
Americans and the Soviets started working on the other two.
Meanwhile they decided that the population would have to be
controlled, which could be done most easily by killing off as
many "undesirables" as possible.  Thus AIDS and other deadly
diseases were introduced into the population.  Another idea to
raise needed funds was quickly acted on:  sell drugs on a massive
scale.  An amitious youn member of the Council on Foreign
Relations, a Texas oil-company president named George Bush, was
put in charge of the project, with the aid of the CIA.  "The plan
worked better than anyone had thought" Cooper said.  "The CIA now
controls all the worls [sic] illegal drug markets" (Cooper, 1989).
 
Unknown to just about everybody, a secret American/Soviet/alien 
space base existed on the dark side of the moon.  By the early
1960s human colonies were thriving on the surface of Mars.  All
the while the naive people of the earth were led to believe the
Soviets and the Americans were something other than the closest
allies.  But Cooper's story got even more bizarre and byzantine.
 
He claimed that in 1963, when President Kennedy found out some
of what was going on, he gave an ultimatum to MJ-12: get out of
the drug business.  He also declared that in 1964 he would tell
the American people about the alien visitation.  Agenst of MJ-12
ordered his assassination.  Kennedy was murdered in full view of
many hundres of onlookers, none of whom apparently noticed, by
the Secret Service agent driving the President's car in the
motorcade.
 
In 1969, reported Cooper, a confrontation between human
scientists and aliens at the Dulce laboratory resulted in the
former's being taken hostage by the latter.  SOldiers who tried to
free the scientists were killed, unable to overcome the superior 
alien weapons.  The incident led to a two-year rupture in
relations.  The alliance was resumed in 1971 and continues to this
day, even as a vast invisible financial empire run by the CIA,
the NSA and the Council on Foreign Relations runs drugs, launders
money and encourages massive street crime so that Americans will
be susceptible to gun-control legislation.  The CIA has gone so
far as to employ drugs and hypnosis to cause mentally-unstable
individuals to commit mass murder of schoolchildren and other
innocents, the point being to encourage anti-gun hysteria.  All of
this is part of the plot, aided and abetted by the mass media
(also under the secret government's control), to so scare
Americans that they will soon accept the declaration of martial
law.  When that happens, people will be rounded up and put in
concentration cmaps already in place.  From there they will be
flown to the moon and Mars to work as slave labor in the space
colonies.
 
The conspirators already run the world.  As Cooper put it, "Even
a curosry investigation by the most inexperienced researcher will
show that the members of the Council on Foreign Relations and the
Trilateral Commission control the major foundations, all of the
major media and publishing interests, the largest banks, all the
major corporations, the upper echelons of the government, and
many other vital interests."

--                    
INTERNET:  jim@netlink.cts.com (Jim Bowery)
UUCP:   ...!nosc!ryptyde!netlink!jim
NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 435-6181
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Re: Laura = Maddy cs162sbd@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Eddie the 'ead) 1992-04-02 16:30
In article <1992Apr2.202004.18812@acsu.buffalo.edu> v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes:
> >     Is it just me, or did anyone else decide early on that Maddy was
> >     Laura and that the chick found wrapped in plastic by Pete Martell
> >     was Maddy?

Well, this has already been discussed to death last year... *8^)
A lot of people, at first, thought that Laura killed Maddy so as to take her
place to start over...

I think it was mentioned in the diary that she knew of the place before.

> >            notice that she DIALED DONNA'S NUMBER without even looking
> >            at the buttons - as though she'd dialed it a hundred times
> >            before?  

I have to say she dialed the number while looking.  Only at the moment
of the last number did she turn her head and at that instant her finger
was already heading towards the final number.  Also, she had the tape
with her in a box and took it out to look at it strangely.  I doubt Laura
would go that far with her ruse, since no one is there to see her but us
viewers.

> >     Third: BOB/Leland seems to think she's "my daughter."

Well she does look a lot like Laura...

> >             The voices, taunting Leland, are saying (while Owls hoot):
> >             Maddy.... Maddy.... Maddy... (something that I SWEAR TO
> >             GOD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE "IS") ...Laura...  

I thought it was saying "Daddy Daddy"...

Also, for your side of the argument, when we first see Maddy, on the
TV can be heard, "Daddy!"  And some poeple think that when Maddy hugs
Leland right there, she's holding back tears since she's with her father
again, but can't reveal herself.

Some have mentioned also that Maddy responded with a "what?" at first
when Sarah asked her how Beth (her mom) was doing.  I say it's just
because she was thinking so hard about her dream about the rug.
Some think she forgot who Beth was because that's not her real mother.

Also, Sarah and Leland would've recognized their daughter from a twin,
much less their neice.  Even in their distraught state, I think.

ed

-- /\__Edwin Nomura -- enomura@ucsd.edu____________________________________/\ / \\ They think our heads are in their hands / \\ / \\\ But violent use brings violent plans / \\\ / \\\\______________________- "Welcome Home (Sanitarium)," Metallica__/ \\\\
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Lynch's HBO series giovin@risky.ecs.umass.edu (Rocky J Giovinazzo) 1992-04-02 19:53
_Details_ April 1992 (the one with Sharon Stone on the cover) has an
article about Barry Gifford, author of _Wild at Heart_ in which it 
mentions David Lynch... Gifford apparently once slammed Lynch's 
_Blue Velvet_ as "ugly...academic porn" but has not nothing "bad to say
about Lynch's screen adaptation of his novel [...]  He is presently at work
on a screenplay for a series Lynch is doing for HBO."


So--- Does anyone have more info about this HBO series?  I assume 
that _On the Air_ has already been sold to ABC and I thought that
David Lynch was planning to work on _Ronnie Rocket_ once 
_TP:Fire Walk with Me_ was done. Is this HBO thing something completely
new?


Also, I thought the comment about his latest draft of the show was
interesting:  "You won't believe this.  I just hung up with 
David Lynch and he says the draft I turned in was too outrageous. 
Can you believe that? Too outrageous for David Lynch?"

Thanks,
Rocky Giovinazzo
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Re: Laura = Maddy dmf@aber.ac.uk (Darren Michael Forbes) 1992-04-03 04:16
> > v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes:

[Loads of possible evidence deleted]

Didn't Maddy and Laura have different colour hair?  Surely an autopsy
would show if hair was dyed or not? 

> >      Scott

Darren

-- Darren Forbes | "Wooden mice know what's nice; | dmf@uk.ac.aber | sawdust cheese and maple spice." | dmf@aber.ac.uk | - The Bones Of The Moon |
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Re: Laura = Maddy boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) 1992-04-03 04:54
In article <1992Apr2.202004.18812@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes...

} Is it just me, or did anyone else decide early on that Maddy was Laura
} and that the chick found wrapped in plastic by Pete Martell was Maddy?

*LOTS* of people did, as far back as when the first season episodes were
originally airing.

} (Some evidence)
} First: on the second night she is in Twin Peaks, Maddy comes downstairs
} to call Donna to tell her that she's found something in "Laura's secret
} hiding place" (Donna and James had asked Maddy to do some snooping).

} Now, apart from how easily and quickly she found Laura's hiding place
} (she says she remembered it), did anyone notice that she DIALED DONNA'S
} NUMBER without even looking at the buttons - as though she'd dialed it
} a hundred times before?

And did you also notice that she brought the box of tapes with her, and
looked at one while talking to Donna?  Why would she do that, if she was
playing a ruse. It's not like there was anyone she had to put a show on
for.

} Second: in 2001, in the RR, Maddy is wearing "Laura's glasses," the cool
} sunglasses. She is clearly "Laura" when she hands them over to Donna
} (who'd asked if she could have them): "Here are Laura's glasses that you
} wanted."  When she takes them off, she is Maddy again (Maddy who has
} decided that she is never going to wear her own real glasses again - as
} though the glasses were symbolic of the girls: [...]

It seemed clear that the intent was that the glasses somehow changed the
wearer's personality. Maddy seemed "tougher" when she had them on, but as
soon as Donna put them on, *she* seemed to have a major personality
transplant, as well. They never did do any follow-up on the glasses biz,
though.

} The next epispde she tries to steal James back from Donna (during the song).

Hunh?  I find no evidence that Maddy "tried to steal James from Donna". I
see nothing that indicates that she had anything but a mild attraction to
James. It was all in Donna's head.

} Third: BOB/Leland seems to think she's "my daughter."

Because she looked just like Laura.

} Fourth: the opening of the episode after Leland is arrested for the murder
} of Jaques [...]
} The voices, taunting Leland, are saying (while Owls hoot): Maddy....
} Maddy.... Maddy... (something that I SWEAR TO GOD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE "IS")
} ...Laura...

No, it was Laura's voice saying "Daddy...Daddy...Daddy..."

[...]
} So she returned to Twin Peaks one last time, for the funeral, to see her
} mother, her friends, [...]

And this goes to show that you've never known identical twins. I have. You
*know* which one is which. It might not be anything really obvious, like
hair-style or whatever, it might be something completely subconscious, but
you know. There is simply no way that Laura could pretend to be Maddy without
Sarah and Leland (especially Sarah, I think) knowing it.

Well, at least you didn't trot out the old VERTIGO allusion...

-- "Buster, this trip downriver has been truly special. Downright Twainian in a Hitchcockian sort of way." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com
[src]
DAVE NIEMANN ieevlsi2@cs.montana.edu (VLSI) 1992-04-03 08:31
Hi Dave, if you are out there, hope you can get a message to me this
time.
[src]
Episode List? pug2@quads.uchicago.edu (mary claire pugh) 1992-04-03 09:52
Hi!  I was wondering if anyone out there has an episode list
on line?

I need the dates of when the show was first run, as well as
the TV Guide type summary...

I'm trying to patch together my old tapes, and need to figure
out exactly which episodes are missing.

Please respond by email, as I don't usually read this newsgroup.

Thanks a lot!
Mary.
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Re: Laura = Maddy jhbrown@athena.mit.edu (Jeremy H Brown) 1992-04-03 10:10
One would think that Albert would have figured this out early on as both
women would have had to have had their hair-color artificially altered...
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Aleister Crowley xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) 1992-04-03 10:15
I quickly glanced through 'MOONCHILD' again.  It seems very possible to me 
that Lynch is warping this story slightly to create his 'Black Lodge' in
twin peaks.  Crowley was a weird poet of sorts.  Maybe he wrote the 'Fir
e Walk With Me' poem.  I didn't like what I saw from just glancing through
Moonchild.  The book lacks continuity.
Their was also a character that I remember vaguely that had no form to his
face.  Just a man in the dark robe.  He was one of the Black Magicians
I also remember something about the 'White Cone'.
Maybe David Bowie will play 'Simon Iff' in the movie.
On the other hand, maybe Crowley was stealing his Black Lodge/Fire/Owl
stuff from another religion. Who knows??
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-03 11:27
In article <1992Apr3.121630.17785@aber.ac.uk>, dmf@aber.ac.uk (Darren Michael Forbes) writes...
>> >> v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes:
> > 
> >[Loads of possible evidence deleted]
> > 
> >Didn't Maddy and Laura have different colour hair?  Surely an autopsy
> >would show if hair was dyed or not? 
> > 
>> >>      Scott
> > 
> >Darren
> > 

     What exactly would it prove to the coroners if the autopsy showed
     the deceased was bleaching her hair?
[src]
Twin Peaks Timeline, pre-1000 (pilot) to episode 1007 saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-03 12:05
Well, several of you asked for it, so here it is--the return of
Ed Nomura's timeline.  Although I was a heavy contributor to this
effort, I may not have contributed the particular part whose accuracy
you question (and I'm sure ther will be several of these!).  If you
dispute something, don't bother to email me--just post it.

Here's the first part--the timeline is in four parts.

--Ed Hughes

-----------------------------------------
Posted 10/11/91
This has been slightly revised since the last posting.

This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted
transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here.
This is for non-profit purposes.

A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au
(130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Edwin Nomura
enomura@ucsd.edu

TIMELINE, pre-1000 (pilot) to episode 1007(end of season 1)
-----------------------------------------------------------

1965 approx (Cooper to Truman, 2021)
   -- Windom Earle may have begun searching for the Black Lodge

1969 approx ("going on 20 years now," Truman to Cooper, 1003)
   -- Bookhouse Boys formed

March 1969 ("20th anniversary," Shelly to Norma, 2021)
   -- Norma wins the first Miss Twin Peaks pageant

April 1969
  -- Hank and Norma get together ("20 years ago, next month," Hank to Norma,
     1007)
  -- Norma begins working at the RR  ("20 years this April," Norma to Nadine,
     2007)

1981 approx (Catherine to Pete, 2014)
   -- Eckhardt plans Andrew's death

1983 ("6 years ago," Truman to Cooper, 1000)
   -- Andrew Packard brings Josie over from Hong Kong to be his wife

1985 ("4 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 2014)
   -- Caroline killed while under Earle's and Cooper's assigned protection

1986 ("3 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 1002)
   -- Cooper has a dream where he learns the deductive technique he exercises
      in 1002 and becomes deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people

April 1986 (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for an illegal U turn

August 1987 (approx)
   -- Andrew Packard supposedly dies, in a boating accident.  In actuality,
      Hank is responsible, and is to receive $90,000 payment from Josie.
      [Truman first tells Cooper Packard died "last year" (1000) but later
      tells him it happened "a year and a half ago" (1001)]
   -- Hank Jennings takes the fall for the killing of an unnamed vagrant,
      is convicted of vehicular manslaughter and sent to jail.

November (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for a drunk and disorderly

February 1988 (Cooper to leaders of community, 1000)
   -- Teresa Banks murdered in southwest corner of the state

August 1988
   -- Laura gets her safety deposit box ("6 months ago," clerk to Cooper, 1000)
   -- Laura begins seeing Dr. Jacoby (Jacoby to Cooper, 1004)

September (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for an aggravated assault.  Charges later dropped.

December
   --  Laura begins seeing James ("2 months ago," Donna to mom, 1001)

January 1989
   -- Truman starts seeing Josie (Truman to Cooper)

05 Feb (Sunday) (Cooper to James, 1000)
   -- Laura and James and the locket

06 Feb (Monday) (date at top of page in diary, 1000)
   -- "Day One" (entry in Laura's diary).

12 Feb (Sunday)
   -- The picnic ("2 Sundays ago," James to Cooper, 1001)

22 Feb (Wednesday)
   -- Maddy feels Laura's in trouble (Maddy to Donna and James, 1005)

23 Feb (Thursday)

   5:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001)
   -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons.  Josie says Laura left
      an hour later.

   Sometime after dinner
   -- Last entry in Laura's diary:  "Nervous about meeting J. tonight."
      (She remarks about having asparagus for dinner again, 1000)
   -- Bobby meets with Leo (Bobby to Mike, 1001)

   9:00 - 9:30 pm
   -- Laura returns home from Bobby's.  (Sarah Palmer tells Truman she last saw
      Laura when she got home about 9:00, 1000).  Bobby answers yes when
      Cooper asks him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30.
      Isn't that right?", 1000)

   9:30 pm
   -- Laura snuck out of her house (James to Cooper, 1001)

   10:00 pm
   -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office (Cooper to Truman and Albert, 2009)

   12:30 pm
   -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21 and runs off (James to
      Cooper, 1001)

   12:00 - 4:00 am
   -- Estimated time of Laura's death according to the preliminary autopsy
      (Doc Hayward to Cooper and Truman, 1001)

24 Feb (Friday)   [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90
                   Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
                   Directed by David Lynch]

   "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby)
   -- Josie at the mirror
   -- Pete Martell discovers Laura's body:  "She's dead...wrapped in plastic"
      He calls Truman.
   -- Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's.  Andy
      takes pictures and breaks down and cries.
   -- Sarah can't find Laura.  She calls the Briggs' and the football coach.
   -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians.  Ben mentions he has
      information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year.
   -- Audrey gets in a car
   -- Leland receives news about Laura.
   -- Heidi's late to work.  Bobby takes Shelly home from the RR
   -- Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body
   -- At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna
      J: "Nice day for a picnic."  Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in
      the office.  In class, Donna notices Laura's empty seat after a cop
      talks to the teacher.
   -- Bobby is questioned, then arrested
   -- Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement.  Students grieve.

   Mid-morning
   -- Truman questions Sarah.  Hawk is gathering items out of Laura's room.
      Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing
   -- Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work
      will stop today in memory of Laura.  Catherine fires a worker.
   -- Ronette is found wandering along the tracks

   10:00 (approx.) (Nadine to Ed)
   -- James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm.  He has a note for Donna.  Nadine
      sends Ed off to get the drapes ("They said those drapes would
      be ready by 10.")

   11:30 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn)

   2:46 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper meets Truman and they check on Ronette.  Truman to Cooper: "as
      far as we know, [Ronette and Laura] hardly knew each other."  Ronette:
      "no, don't go there"
   -- Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man.  Dr. Jacoby
      meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue.  Truman
      says no.  Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was
      seeing him.
   -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura.  Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left
      ring finger.
   -- Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James.  Mike comes by to
      get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property.  Nadine yells at Ed about
      the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her.
   -- Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary.  There's a safety deposit
      box key and a bag with what looks like cocaine residue.
   -- Andy and team find the train car
   -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby.  Cooper doesn't think he did it.

   3:45 (clock on wall)
   -- Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting.  She mentions Laura's death.
   -- Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker.  Lucy overhears.
   -- Cooper questions Donna.  She says some hiker shot the picnic video.
      He wants to know who she's protecting.
   -- Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but
      he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker.
   -- James with the locket on a thong

   4:00 pm (approx.)
   -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the
      concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal
      with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving)

   4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman at the train car.  They find the necklace, on a chain,
      with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me."
   -- James with the locket on a thong
   -- Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back

   Late afternoon
   -- Cooper and Truman at the bank.  Inside Laura's safety deposit box are
      over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld.
   -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens
      Shelly
   -- Norma calls Ed.  They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30.

   Early evening
   -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders.  He says that
      one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state,
      a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of
      "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed
      Laura and almost killed Ronette.
   -- Leo calls Mike (Mike to Bobby, 1001)

   9:30 pm (approx.)
   -- Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace.
   -- Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna.  Doc discovers
      she is missing.  The boys head for the Roadhouse.
   -- Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about
      missing Donna.
   -- Big Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each
      other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna.
      Truman calls for backup.  Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to
      meet James.  Cooper and Truman pursue but lose them.  James and Donna
      talk about Laura.  He says that Laura mentioned something about a guy
      getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket.  Jacoby watches
      all this (2001).  James is arrested.
   -- Doc picks up Donna at the station.  James is put in a cell.

   12:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts.  Truman recommends the
      Great Northern for Cooper.
   -- Bobby and Mike bark at James.  Bobby: "When you least expect it."
   -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks
   -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and
      they agree to meet to talk about it.
   -- Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person
      unknown (Jacoby).

25 Feb (Saturday)   [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90
                     Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
                     Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   6:18 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane

   6:50 am approx. (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour)
   -- Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey

   Morning
   -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face
      with a donut.  C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!"
   -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward.  He couldn't
      bring himself to do the autopsy himself.
   -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it
   -- Cooper and Truman question James.  He says Laura jumped off his bike
      at Sparkwood at 21 last night.  He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura
      broke the locket.
   -- Leo can't find his shirt
   -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo
   -- The Donna and Laura picnic video

   10:30 am (Donna to Eileen)
   -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months.  Donna is sad but
      happy.
   -- Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert.  Truman and Ed discuss the
      stakeout.  Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse.  The
      bartender was Jacques Renault.
   -- Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store
   -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released

   "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie)
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie.  Pete: There was a fish... *in* the
      percolator.
   -- Catherine meets Ben.  They plan to torch the sawmill.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna visits the Palmers.  Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and
      killer BOB
   -- Jenny's first day at One-Eyed Jack's (not shown but mentioned later)

   Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark)
   -- Hawk qustions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man
   -- Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving
   -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner.  Briggs socks Bobby
      when he lights up.
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals
      on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night
      Laura died

   Later in evening
   -- Shelly gets home and is beaten by Leo over the lost shirt
   -- James has dinner at Haywards'
   -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong
   -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks
      (Philip Michael Gerard to Cooper, 1004)

[Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90
Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
Directed by David Lynch]

Saturday evening (continued)
   -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes.  Ben tells him
      about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder.  They go to OEJ.
   -- Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack
   -- Ben and Jerry at OEJ.  Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl.
      Blackie:  "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you."

   Midnight (clock at Haywards')
   -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart
   -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume
      counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM
   -- Person unknown (Audrey) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack with one
      eye")
   -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods.  Bobby sees someone with Leo.
      Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have
      all the money - Laura had the other half.  Leo mentions Laura's wild
      life and Shelly's infidelity.  Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!"

26 Feb (Sunday)

   Morning
   -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners.  Nadine's arms bend back.
   -- Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment
   -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits
   -- Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet.
   -- Ed meets Norma at the RR
   -- Rock/bottle:
                             1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend"
                !            2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by
                U3             Laura."  Bottle wobbled slightly.
              !---!          3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist."
              2   !            Bottle was struck but did not break.
              !   !          4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education
       !----! !   ! !--1-!     tutor."   Rock hit trash can.
       !    ! !   ! !    !   5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the
       !    ! !   ! !    !     Meals on Wheels program."
                5            6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend."
                               Rock hit tree, then Andy.
                             7 Jack with one eye.  No rock thrown.
                             8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
                               connection with Laura unknown."  Bottle struck.
   -- Ed meets Norma at the RR

   Late morning (after church)
   -- Haywards meet Audrey at the RR who puts on music on the juke.  "God,
      I love this music.  Isn't it too dreamy?"

   Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?"  Albert to
              Lucy)
   -- Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag.  Hawk found it 5 miles from
      the train car.
   -- Albert and team arrive

   Night
   -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners
   -- Pete and Catherine talk.  Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two
      ledgers there.
   -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller
   -- Cooper dreams:
      A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with
      darkness in between:
        Cooper in a chair, the dwarf
        Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000]
        BOB at foot of Laura's bed
        A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?]
        Laura dead
        BOB crouched at Laura's bed  [Sarah's vision]
      The One-Armed Man:
        Through the darkness of future past,
        The magician longs to see
        One..chants...out..between two worlds...
        Fire...walk with me.
        We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store?
        We lived above it.  I mean it like it is, as it sounds.  I too
        have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder.
        Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed.  I took the
        entire arm off.  My name is Mike.  His name is BOB.
      BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly
      unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement.  He looks
      around and says:
        Mike?  Mike?  Can you hear me?  [he turns to look at the camera]
        Catch you with my death bag!
        You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!
      A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a
      ring of candles.  A puff of wind; the candles blow out.
      An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted,
      red-curtained lounge.  Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from
      him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant.  There
      is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person,
      backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the
      scraping noise gets faster.  Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns
      around.  It's The Little Man From Another Place.  The scraping sound
      was him rubbing his palms together.  He's got a cheerful, wide smile,
      and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English):
        Let's rock!
      He sits in one of the chairs.  There is a pause.  A black shadow drifts
      slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger
      next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper.  Then:
      LMFAP: [to Cooper]  I've got good news.  That gum you like is going to
        come back in style.  [noticing Cooper staring at Laura]  She's my
        cousin.  But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
      Cooper: [to LMFAP]  But she is Laura Palmer.
        [to Laura]  Are you Laura Palmer?
      Laura: [arching her back weirdly]  I feel like I know her,
        but sometimes my arms bend back.
      LMFAP: She's filled with secrets.  Where we're from, the birds sing a
        pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      Slow jazz music begins to play.  The Little Man From Another Place
      stands and starts a jerky dance.  Laura stands, crosses to Cooper,
      kisses him, and whispers something in his ear.
      -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight
         up.  He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer --
         but it can wait till morning.

27 Feb (Monday)   [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/28/90
                   Written by Harley Peyton
                   Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   7:15 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura.
      He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he
      describes the ending to the European version]:
      "Harry... you were there. Lucy, so were you.  In my dream, Sarah Palmer
      has a vision of her daughter's killer.  Deputy Hawk sketched his
      picture.  I got a phone call from a one-armed man named Mike. The
      killer's name was BOB.... They lived above a convenience store.  They had
      a tatoo: Fire, Walk With Me.  Mike couldn't stand the killing anymore,
      so he cut off his arm.  BOB vowed to kill again, so Mike shot him....
      Suddenly it was 25 years later.  I was old, sitting in a red
      room.  There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman.  The
      little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and
      didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did....
      She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms bend back; where she's
      from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      The midget did a dance, Laura kissed me, and she whispered the name of
      the killer in my ear."
      He can't remember the killer's name.
   -- Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with
      his autopsy
      Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair
        community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a certain
        irritating manner of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not
        a necessarily inherent trait.  Therefore, please listen closely - you
        can have a funeral any old time.  You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.
        I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next
        week or tomorrow - I must perform them now.  <drill noise--VEEP
        VEEP!> I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so
        why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
      Truman slugs him.

   Mid to late morning (?)
   -- Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL
   -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo
   -- Bobby and father have words again

   12:27 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman leave for funeral after Albert's autopsy report
      Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine.  Traces of soap at the back
      of her neck.  Died of numerous cuts.
   -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment.  James declines to go to the funeral.
   -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole.  Ben and Sylvia fight
      over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral.  Dr. Jacoby comforts
      Johnny.

   Early afternoon
   -- Laura's funeral.  James and Bobby fight.  Leland freaks out.

   Evening (full moon)
   -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride
   -- Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into
      Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods
   -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they
      question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse.
   -- Jacques calls Leo for help.  Shelly hides the gun.
   -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman.  Josie shows Harry the safe,
      but one of the ledgers is missing.  Catherine has it.
   -- Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery
   -- Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the
      two take a drunken Leland home.

28 Feb (Tuesday)   [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90
                    Written by Robert Engles
                    Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Day
   -- Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description.  She, at Leland's
      insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace.
      Donna's thinking.
   -- Lucy watches ItL
   -- Cooper questions Jacoby
   -- Gordon calls Cooper.  Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper.
   -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the
      same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being
      staked out by Josie.  Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill
      turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is.  She picks up
      a OEJ chip Ben drops.
   -- Cooper and the boys arrive and question Philip Michael Gerard the OAM.
      He has a suitcase full of shoes.  Andy drops his gun and it goes off.
   -- Bernard Renault makes bail (not shown but mentioned later)
   -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer
   -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting
   -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files
   -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range.  Lucy's
      mad at Andy.
   -- James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with
      Donna on the phone

  5:00 pm approx (parole board'll call about 5)
   -- Norma gets a call from the prison.  Hank is being paroled.
   -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about
      learning the family business by starting work at the department store.
      Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour.
   -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece
      found in Laura's stomach.  Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah
      bird belonging to Jacques Renault.  The cops race to Jacques' apartment.
      They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby.

   Evening
   -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the
      mill.  Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing
      him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada.
      (Leo tapes this conversation)
   -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing

   12:50 am (clock on table)
   -- Pete chats with Josie and retires.  She gets a call from Hank.

01 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90
                      Written by Mark Frost
                      Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   4:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders

   Morning
   -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant
   -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin.  Jerry's got a leg of lamb.
   -- Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place.  The blood on Leo's shirt
      is determined to be AB-.  It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'.

   9:14 am (clock on wall)
   -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's.  Andy comes looking for Leo.  Leo calls.
   -- Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile
   -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store
   -- James and Donna meet.  His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's
      an alcoholic.
   -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld
   -- Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them
   -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work.  Shelly
      watches ItL.
   -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby.  Bobby says Laura made him
      sell drugs.
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking:
      As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and
      eyes them.  The Log Lady appears and the crow caws.
      LL:   "It's about time you got here."
        {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not
         afraid.  Come on, then, my log does not judge."
        { They follow her inside. }
      LL:   "I've got tea.  I've got cookies.  No cake."
      Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..."
      Hawk: "What kind of cookies?"
      LL:   "Sugar.  The owls won't see us in here."
      Doc:  "A cup of tea would be very nice."
      LL:   {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
      HST:  {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret."
      LL:   "We'll let it steep."
        { All sitting at the table.  Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret
        slaps his hand. }
      LL:   "Wait for the tea.  The fish aren't running."
      HST:  "You've been expecting us, Margaret?"
      LL:   "You're two days late, but that's you're concern.  My log saw
        something, something significant."
      HST:  "What did your log see?"
      LL:   "Tea first.  Then be ready."
        "My husband was a logging man.  He met the devil.  Fire is the devil
        hiding like a coward in the smoke."
      Doc:  "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?"
      Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?"
      LL:   {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now."
      Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed."
      LL:   "I'll do the talking."
        "Dark.  Laughing.  The owls were flying.  Many things were blocked.
        Laughing.  Two men.  Two girls.  Flashlights pass by the woods over
        the ridge.  The owls were near.  The dark was pressing in on her.
        Quiet then.  Later, footsteps.  One man passed by.  Screams.
        Far away.  Terrible.  Terrible.  One voice."
      Coop: "Man or girl?"
      LL: "Girl.  Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent."
      { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves
      the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch
      when they stop once again.  We get a close-up of its blinking eye.       }

   4:00 pm (cuckoo clock)
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues
      given to Cooper in his dream

   Evening
   -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders.  Ben and Catherine meet
      in private, Audrey eavesdrops.  Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ
      chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now.
   -- Leland freaks out to music
   -- Madeleine calls Donna.  She found a tape of Laura's.
   -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie.  She found the
      ledger where he said it would be.  Ben: "we can proceed.  Tommorrow
      night."
   -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank.  "I told you to mind the store, not
      open up your own franchise."  Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him.
   -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed

[Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90
Written by Harley Peyton
Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon)
   -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey

02 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Andy arrives at the station.  Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from
      a doctor.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak
   -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that
      Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ.  There were definitely 3
      guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo.

   Afternoon
   -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly.  He then takes off
      when he hears on the police band radio about Waldo.
   -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found.  They plot
      to get the missing tape (2/23) they beliEve Jacoby has.
   -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at
      Horne's.  Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on
      his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ.
   -- Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007)

  12:10 pm (clock on wall)
   -- At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and
      has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly.  Truman comes in with
      Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean.
   -- Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny
   -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable
      because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner
      idea.  Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying.
   -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls
      Motel on Tuesday.  She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and
      Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill.

   Evening (Cooper to Truman)
   -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel.  Truman tells Cooper
      about Josie's problem.  Cooper seems suspicious.  Audrey shows up looking
      for Cooper just as they leave.
   -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned
      policy.  Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death.
   -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing
   -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man
      (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper
   -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are
      recorded.  "Laura, Laura, don't go there.  Hurting me, hurting me.  Stop
      it, stop it, stop it.  Leo, no, Leo no."
   -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet
      Blackie.  Ed craps, Cooper jacks.
   -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna.
   -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to
      OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal
   -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine.  Josie says she'll "get Catherine there"
      and that it is "planned for tonight."
   -- Audrey meets Blackie.  She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her
      tongue, and is hired at OEJ
   -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper
      is playing
   -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the
      gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna
      and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a
      mysterious heavy breather.
   -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and
      Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape.  Bobby has
      followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank.

[Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90
Written and directed by Mark Frost]

Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued)
   -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly
      different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain
   -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland)
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor
   -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up.  Jacques says the bird had a
      thing for Laura.  Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was
      attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby."
   -- Leo kidnaps Shelly
   -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots
      him
   -- Bobby, Maddy, Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a
      hospital emergency.
        "Hey what's up doc?  It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed.  It's
        Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.  Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
        mood.  God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.  And right now I can only
        take so much of sweet.  Hey, remember that mystery man I told you
        about?  Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble.
        He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history,
        man.  I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me.  But guess what?
        As you know, I sure got off on it.  Isn't sex weird?  This guy can
        really light my F-I-R-E.  He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom
        with milk and cookies.  Later, Lawrence.  Bye bye."
   -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it.  Timer set for
      one hour.
   -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills
   -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago.  He says
      doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs.
   -- Catherine is upset.  She can't find the ledger.  She deviously asks for
      Pete's help.
   -- Ed, Hank, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of
      Lucy.  Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant.
   -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James.  "He's an easy
      rider."
   -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques.  He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura,
      and Ronette.  He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle.
   -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura
   -- Catherine gets a call from Hank.  "It's at the mill, what you're looking
      for."
   -- Hank tries to sweet talk Norma

   3:25 am (clock on wall)
   -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious.  He calls for an ambulance. The address is
      422 Riverside.
   -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby).  Leland asks
      Truman about a suspect.
   -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape.  Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the
      hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank.
   -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract
   -- Ben tells Hank to proceed
   -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank
   -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her.  Fire starts.
   -- Leland kills Jacques
   -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine
   -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey)
      "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."

   4:37 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed,
      "My special agent," receives a phone call (Andy) and is shot by person
      unknown (Josie).


-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
TP timeline, 2001-2009 saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-03 12:06
Posted 10/11/91
This has been slightly revised since the last posting.

This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted
transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here.
This is for non-profit purposes.

A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au
(130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Edwin Nomura
enomura@ucsd.edu

TIMELINE, episodes 2001 to 2009(death of Leland)
-------------------------------------------------

03 Mar (Friday)  [Episode 2001 - 9/30/90
                 Written by Mark Frost
                 Directed by David Lynch]

   Early morning (4:45? am)
   -- Room service waiter delivers Cooper's warm milk, hangs up phone on
      Andy.  "I've heard about you."
   -- The Giant appears:
      G: "I will tell you three things.  If I tell them to you and they come
        true, then will you believe me?"
      C: "Who's that?"
      G: "Think of me as a friend."
      C: "Where do you come from?"
      G: {Shaking head} "The question is: where have you gone?"
         "The 1st thing I will tell you is: There's a man in a smiling bag."
      C: "Man in a smiling bag..."
      G: "The 2nd thing is: The owl's are not what they seem.
          The 3rd thing is: Without chemicals, he points."
      C: "What do these things mean?"
      G: "This is all I'm permitted to say.  Give me your ring.  I will
        return it to you when you find these things to be true."
      {Takes Coop's ring} "We want to help."
      C: "Who's we?"
      G: "One last thing.  Leo locked inside Hungry Horse.  There's a clue at
        Leo's house.  You will require medical assistance."
   -- Jerry gives heroin to Blackie
   -- Audrey evades Ben, Jerry calls him away: Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G.
   -- Cooper tells Diane things he'd like to've done until Andy, Hawk, and
      Truman arrive

   7:45 am
   -- Lucy updates Cooper. Truman and Doc Hayward are present.
      C: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical
         body are simply extraordinary.  Just give me a couple of hours to
         get dressed.
   -- Shelly, in her hospital bed, cries for Bobby

   Morning
   -- Cooper sees Jacques' body wheeled away in a bag
        C: Is that bag smiling?
        Doc: Smiling?
        Lucy: What's there to smile about?
   -- Ronette has a vision, "Laura..."

   Day
   -- Sarah asks Maddy if she misses Beth (her mom).  Maddy describes her
      dream (the rug) and Leland sports a new 'do, singing Mairzy Doats:
        Mairzy doats and dozy doats
        and little lambzy divy.
        A kiddly divy, too, wooden shoe?
        Now if the words sounds queer,
        and funny to your ear,
        a little bit jumbled and jivy,
        Sing:
        Mares eat oats and does eats oats
        and little lambs eat ivy.
        A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?
      Maddy sees something in the rug.
   -- Ben and Jerry talk.  Ben wants to know about Catherine and Leo's status.
      Leland arrives, singing Mairzy Doats.  The brothers dance.
   -- Cooper determines what happened at Leo's.
      C: Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment.
      Hawk finds a tarp smelling of gasoline.  Albert and team arrive.  Andy
      steps on a board and walks like a chicken, underneath are a pair of
      Circle Brand boots and cocaine.
      A: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
   -- Maddy meets with Donna at the RR and gives her Laura's shades that she
      wanted and breaks her own.  They agree to "keep it quiet."
      D: Maybe the sun won't go up tomorrow if you wash your hair.  Think
         like that and you'll go crazy.
      Norma gives Donna a letter that got to the RR "yesterday:" Look into
      the Meals on Wheels.  The log lady spits out her gum.
   -- Albert examines Cooper: "You were shot by a right handed person 5 foot
      6 to 5 foot 10 inches tall at a distance of less than 3 feet."
      Cooper tries to get Albert to open up to the locals.
      A: After the square dance, we can all go for a hayride.
      Andy reports that Leo was in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana on 2/9/88.
      A: Where do they keep his water dish?
   -- The OAM arrives at the station to "sell shoes" to Truman (to Lucy)
   -- Truman questions James.  Cooper demands and gets the locket on a thong
      from James.
      C: Jacoby!  I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all.
         Sometimes, you just get lucky.
   -- Donna arrives at the station in Laura's shades, smoking and meets
      James in his cell.
      J: When did you start smoking?
      D: I smoke every once in a while.  Helps relieve tension.
      J: When did you get so tense?
      D: When I started smoking.
   -- Cooper has Andy and Lucy look through the back issues of the last three
      years of Fleshworld for Teresa Banks.
      C to D: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld.  Good work.
              It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from
              a company that preys on human weaknesses.
   -- Hayward examines Jacoby.  Cooper and Truman arrive.  Cooper confronts
      Jacoby with the locket on a thong: I don't want any baloney, magic
      tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.
      Jacoby said the night after Laura died, he followed Leo, lost him,
      saw and followed James and Donna and dug up the locket.
      J: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life.  Two people.
         Yeah, but then, then when I saw her the last time, she
         I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace herself.  Now I
         believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision
         to end her life.
      T: Are you saying Laura wanted to die?
      C: Laura Palmer did not commit suicide.
      J: No, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed.
      Jacoby smelled scorched engine oil the night before.
   -- Bobby visits Shelly, brings her flowers
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Albert spot Bobby in the hospital.  A: Sheriff
      Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a
      real treat for me.
      They meet Ed in the hall.
      Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper.  Always felt, you make your
          own way, you take care of your own, you pick up after yourself.
      Albert: Farmer's Almanac?
      Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed.
      Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
      Ed tells his tale of how he was with Norma but married Nadine and
      shot her eye out accidently on their honeymoon.  James drops by.  Cooper
      sees the smiling bag.  Albert goes to check in at the Great Northern.
   -- Pete is disgusted by the hospital food
   -- Norma visits Shelly in her room, then sees Ed caring over Nadine
   -- Bobby runs into his father at the RR:
      MB: "Bobby, may I share something with you?"
      BB: "Okay."
      MB: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a
        dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by
        the subconscious.  This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain
        stream, the mind revealing itself to itself.  In my vision, I was on
        the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion.
        There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming,
        radiant marble.  I'd known this place.  I had in fact been
        born and raised there.  This was my first return.  A reunion with the
        deepest well-springs of my being.  Wandering about, I noticed happily
        that the house had been immaculately maintained.  There'd been added
        a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly
        with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.
        Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door.
        My son was standing there.  He was happy and carefree, clearly living
        a life of deep harmony and joy.  We embraced, a warm and loving
        embrace, nothing withheld.  We were, in this moment, one.  My vision
        ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and
        confidence in you and your future.  That was my vision of you.  I'm
        so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.  I wish
        you nothing but the best in all things."
      BB: "Thank you Dad."
      Bobby appears moved.  Hank asks Briggs how the pie was and salutes him.
   -- Norma won't talk about Shelly and Bobby recognizes Hank as he who
      shot Leo.
   -- Cooper and Albert tell their theory of what happened on 2/23:
        C: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2
           appointments.  In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about
           meeting J. tonight."  I now believe this was a reference to James
           Hurley.  She was nervous because she planned to tell him she
           didn't want to see him anymore.  Before she snuck out of the
           house, she received a phone call.
        A: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment
           for some time later that night.
        C: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection
           of 21 and Sparkwood, she jumped from the bike and ran into
           the woods.  We believe that it was there that she met up with
           Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski.  Together
           they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin.
           They climbed the trail, they were heard passing the cabin of
           the Log Lady.  They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately
           1 am.  Drugs and alcohol were consumed.  Laura was tied up
           and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques.  Waldo the
           bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura.  Leo and
           Jacques fought.  Jacques went outside and passed out.  When he
           came to, Leo and the girls were gone.  We believe Leo hiked
           back down to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind.
        A: The reason being, there was a third man.
        C: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window
           of Jacques' cabin.
        A: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where
           they were tied up.  Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st.
        C: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her
           unconscious.  He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he
           didn't realize Ronette regained consciousness and escaped.
        A: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound
           of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top.  He
           then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her
           left ring finger.  You'll recall he placed the letter T under
           the fingernail of Teresa Banks.  He, uh, left a note written in
           blood, "Fire, walk with me."
        C: Here's the interesting thing.  The blood on the note was tested.
           It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's.
        A: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood.  The
           rare type, AB negative.  The towel that Deputy Hawk found five
           miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type.  He
           also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper.
        C: The scraps may have been left by the killer.  They'll be sent
           back to Washington DC for testing.
        {Andy cries}
        A: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know.  It's what we call a real
           three hanky crime.
        Andy: Albert Rosenfeld.  I don't like the way you talk smart about
              Sheriff Truman or anybody.  You just shut your mouth! {Exits}
        C: Laura Palmer is dead.  Jacques Renault is dead.  Ronette
           Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas.  Waldo the bird is dead.
           This leaves only the third man.
   -- Truman gives Pete a ride home. P: This smoke inhalation is nasty
      business.  I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe
      of a bus.
      Josie left a note; she went to Seattle, she goes shopping every 3
      months.  An Asian man calls, asking for her, then he makes a collect
      call to Hong Kong.
   -- Ben and Jerry meet with Hank.  Hank confirms he put Catherine in the mill
      and they hope to frame the arson on her and Leo.
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie, she's not pleased with her not satisfying the
      owner

   Night
   -- Donna calls Norma about taking over Laura's Meals on Wheels route.
      She'll use the RR station wagon.
   -- At the Hayward Supper Club, Gersten plays the piano and Harriet
      recites a poem:
        "It was Laura
        And I saw her glowing.
        In the dark woods,
        I saw her smiling.
        We were crying
        And I saw her laughing.
        In our sadness,
        I saw her dancing.
        It was Laura
        Living in my dreams.
        It was Laura.
        The glow was life.
        Her smile was to say
        It was all right to cry.
        The woods was our sadness.
        The dance was her calling.
        It was Laura
        And she came to kiss me goodbye."
      Donna sits on her hands. Leland sings "Get Happy" and collapses.

   11:55 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper goes to bed.  C to D: I'm dog tired.  A man can only go long
        without submitting to a period of rest.  As we know from experiments
        conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation
        is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis.  And I'm working on a
        3 day jag.
   -- Audrey prays for Cooper
   -- The Giant returns:
      G: "Sorry to wake you."
      C: "I'm not dreaming."
      G: "I forgot to tell you something."
      C: "You were right about the smiling bag."
      G: "The things I tell you will not be wrong.  Better to listen then to
        talk."
      C: "I believe you."
      G: "Don't search for all the answers at once.  A path is formed by
        laying one stone at a time.  One person saw the third man.  Three have
        seen him, yes.  But not his body.  One only.  Known to you.  Ready now
        to talk.  One more thing: you forgot something."
      C: "What?"
      { Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark,
      blinking.  }
   -- Ronette has a vision of BOB and Laura

04 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2002 - 10/6/90
                     Written by Harley Peyton
                     Directed by David Lynch]

   Morning
   -- Cooper talks to Albert about Tibet over breakfast:
      C: Buddhist tradition first came to the land of snow in the fifth
        century AD.  The first Tibetan came to be touched by the Dharma was
        King Hathatha Rignamputsan.  He and succeeding generations came to be
        collectively called the Happy Generations.  Now some historians place
        them in the Water Snake Year, two-thirteen AD; others in the year
        of the water ox 173 AD.  Amazing isn't it?  The Happy Generations.
      A: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharama came to King
        Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the
        more immediate problems of our own century right in Twin Peaks.
      C: Albert, you'd be surprised at the connection between the two.
      A: Color me amazed.
      Albert tells of Cooper's ex-partner Windom Earle escaping from a mental
      institution.  The Asian man watches Cooper drink coffee.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna delivers a meal to Mrs. Tremond.  Her grandson makes the creamed
      corn disappear.  "Sometimes things can happen just like this."
        "She seemed like a very nice girl."
   -- Cooper and Truman see Ronette and wrestle with the stools.  They show
      sketches of Leo and BOB to her.  She reacts violently to the second.
      "Tr- tr- tr-"
   -- Ben and Jerry contemplate over which ledger to burn then decide to roast
      marshmallows
   -- Andy fights scotch tape at the RR.  The log lady enters and tells the
      Major to "deliver the message."
   -- Andy tells Lucy he's sterile:
      Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen.  When the Takoma
      Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.  It's my civic
      duty and I like whales.  A routine physical examination revealed that
      I'm sterile.  Sure I thought it meant I didn't have to take a
      bath, but the doctors told me the truth.  They told me I can't have
      babies.  So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
   -- Hank sees Cooper and Truman, signs his parole form.  Hank was a Bookhouse
      Boy.  Ben calls: Audrey's missing.
   -- Jerry shows Ben the unsigned insurance policy.  Ben calls Einar Thorson -
      Leland's already called.  Leland recognizes Bob; he lived next door to
      his grandfather.  J: Is this real Ben? Or some twisted dream?

   8:08 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Shelly sees Leo on life support.  Norma's waiting to drive her home.
   -- Lucy gets a call but hangs up on him because he remains anonymous
   -- At OEJ, Audrey questions Battis.  He recruited Laura and Ronette to work
      at OEJ.  Laura used drugs one weekend so they got rid of her.
   -- Bobby and Shelly scheme over Leo

   Night
   -- Cooper reports Windom Earle's flight to Diane.  The Major visits.
      BRIGGS: I have a message for you.
      COOPER: From whom?
      BRIGGS: I'm not at liberty to reveal the nature of my work.  This
        secrecy pains me from time to time.  Any bureaucracy that
        functions in secret inevitably lends itself to corruption.
        But these rules I have pledged to uphold and I believe a
        pledge is sacred.
      Briggs shows Cooper the message: /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/
   -- James sings with Donna and Maddy.  James and Maddy exchange looks, Donna
      gets jealous, then gets a call from Harold Smith.  Maddy sees BOB.
   -- Cooper is awaken from a dream by a call from Audrey.  She is caught by
      Blackie.

05 Mar (Sunday)   [Episode 2003 - 10/13/90
                   Written by Robert Engles
                   Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   6:40 am (clock on wall)
   -- Ronette is in the throes of a violent seizure.  Truman turns off a
      machine by her bed, then tells Cooper and Albert, who have just arrived,
      that she took out her IV.  Cooper pulls out a 'B' from under Ronette's
      fingernail.
   -- Cooper enlightens Albert and Truman about his visitations from the Giant

   12:30 pm (?) (Harold's watch)
   -- Donna visits Harold, who gives her a flower to put on Laura's grave.
      He's known Laura since she started the Meals on Wheels. She pulls on a
      piece of paper sticking out of a drawer.
   -- Cooper and Truman discuss BOB.                     R   B   T
      Albert reports: the B from Ronette's              Mrs. Palmer
      finger was from a Fleshworld.           Maddy ----===========---- Cooper
      The cocaine found in James' cycle                   Ronette
      matches that found in Leo's house and Jacques' car.
      Cooper was shot with a Walther PPK.
      Albert and Truman trade words:
      ALBERT: You listen to me.  While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the
       fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against
       violence.  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take
       another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and
       King.  My concerns are global.  I reject absolutely revenge,
       aggression, and retaliation.  The foundation of such a method...is
       love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
      COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
   -- Lucy looks for words with R, B, and T.  Richard Tremayne, her lunch date,
      arrives at the station.  Hawk offers two more words: prohibited, robot.
   -- Leland drops by and tells Cooper, Truman, and Hawk about the man in the
      sketch - he lived in a white house, across a vacant lot from his
      grandfather's place on Pearl Lakes.  His name was Robertson and he used
      to flick matches at him, "you wanna play with fire, little boy?"  Leland
      flicks a match nicely himself into an ashtray.  Cooper picks it up and
      blows it out.

   Afternoon
   -- At the RR, Lucy and Dick have words over lunch.  They used to go out
      every Thursday night for three months, but he hasn't called in 6 weeks,
      since their encounter in Horne's Home Furnishings.  She tells him of her
      pregnancy.
   -- James and Maddy discuss Donna.  She arrives at an opportune moment, while
      they're holding hands, and storms out.
   -- Emory videotapes Audrey as Blackie shoots her up
   -- The OAM shows shoes to Truman, sees the sketch of BOB, gets dizzy
      and heads for the bathroom
   -- Shelly drops by the station and tells Cooper and Truman she won't give
      a statement against Leo.  Cooper smells an insurance scam and wonders
      who's behind it.
   -- The OAM has spasms in the toilet stall, flushes the toilet and the
      spasms cease.  He drops his needle.  Mike takes over.
   -- Cooper meets Ben at the Great Northern, who tells him to watch his step
      with Audrey.  The Asian Man watches and follows Cooper.
   -- Jean Renault gives Audrey some English caramel
   -- Emory recognizes Cooper on the monitor.  Jean and Nancy, Blackie's
      sister, arrive.  They and Blackie scheme.  Jean wants Cooper and Blackie
      wants money.  He'll be the go-between for 30%.
   -- Truman gets a call from Pete - Josie will be back tomorrow afternoon.
      Hawk has information about the white house - it's boarded up and no name
      on the mailbox.  Truman tells Cooper about the OAM and flinches when
      Cooper reminds him that in his dream, the OAM knew BOB.  Cooper finds the
      needle in the bathroom.

   4:15 (?) (clock on wall)
   -- Ed visits Nadine who is strapped to her bed.  He sings to her, and she
      breaks her straps and wakes up.  She's 18.
   -- Cooper and Truman visit Jacoby in his hospital room.  His wife is there.
      Hypnotized, he says he smelled engine oil at the park, and he saw
      Jacques' killer

   Night (full moon)
   -- Donna brings Harold's flower to Laura's grave and has a one-way
      conversation with her
   -- James sees Maddy at the Palmer home.  He's depressed since his mom came
      home.  Donna once again catches them at another opportune moment.
   -- Maddy cries to Leland, "Everybody thinks I'm Laura, but I'm not!"
      Cooper and Truman arrive to arrest Leland for the murder of Jacques.
   -- Donna goes over to Harold's and finds Laura's secret diary next to a
      knife

06 Mar (Monday)   [Episode 2004 - 10/20/90
                   Written by Jerry Stahl and Mark Frost,
                              Harley Peyton, Robert Engles
                   Directed by Todd Holland]

   Early morning
   -- Cooper and Truman question Leland, who admits to killing Jacques
   -- Doc Hayward and Andy discuss Andy's sterility.  Doc asks for another
      sample.  Andy, with a copy of Fleshworld, runs into Lucy on the way to
      the restroom.
   -- Truman tells Cooper no one named Robertson ever lived in the white house.
      Andy runs into a deputy, "Sorry, Bob."  Cooper notices Andy's wearing
      Circle Brand Boots.

   "Not even 9:30" (Ben to Louie)
   -- Louie tells Ben that travel critic M. T. Wentz is coming to town
   -- Jean, who "sells insurance to small businesses," visits Ben with the
      video of Audrey and the condition that Cooper bring the ransom money

   Afternoon
   -- Donna picks up lunches from the RR
   -- Norma tells Hank about M. T. Wentz.  He says there's enough time and
      takes off.
   -- At Harold's, he shows Donna the secret diary and reads from it.  Donna
      suggests giving it to the sheriff but Harold disagrees.
   -- Ben shows the Audrey video to Cooper and asks him to deliver the money
   -- Josie returns
   -- At OEJ, Emory brings Audrey to Jean.  Audrey says Emory hit him.  Jean
      kills Emory.
   -- Andy approaches Lucy.  Cooper has a talk with her.
   -- Cooper asks Truman a favor.  He needs the best Bookhouse Boy.
   -- M.T. Wentz to arrive today

   7:05 (clock on wall) (1/2 moon)
   -- Hank and Norma patronize a large man at the RR.  Hank lifts his billfold
      and finds it is Daryl Lodwick, District Attorney.
   -- Donna meets Maddy at the RR and asks her help in getting the secret diary
   -- Truman confronts Josie about the mill, she seduces him on the couch.
      A mystery man watches outside the window in the rain (Asian man?).
   -- Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the station and meets Lucy, Cooper
      and the sheriff.
   -- Dick Tremayne arrives, offers Lucy money for an abortion, and is kicked
      out by her.
   -- Andy, who overhears Lucy crying, brings in Leland to meet with the Judge.
      Sid arrives.

   Evening
   -- Ben bows to Mr. Tojamura who checks in.  Louie calls Norma - she thinks
      it's M. T. Wentz.
   -- Josie introduces her cousin Jonathan to Pete.  Jonathan tells Josie her
      job is to sell the mill and she is expected in Hong Kong by Mr. Eckhardt.

   9:30 pm
   -- Truman meets Cooper at the Roadhouse
   -- Hank at the RR gets a visit from the Asian man and is beaten up

07 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2005 - 10/27/90
                    Written by Barry Pullman
                    Directed by Graeme Clifford]

   6:42 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper awakes, chewing on his ear plug, and finds Audrey's note

   Morning
   -- Hawk tells Truman of his finds - two old ladies at the white house.
      They never heard of a Robertson.
   -- Lucy leaves for Tacoma.  She'll stay at sister Gwen and Larry's for
      two days.
   -- Cooper tells Truman he knows where Audrey is
   -- Mr Pinkle demonstrates for Bobby and Shelly the Leo-lifter apparatus
   -- Leland's hearing.  Truman defends, Andy sketches.  Ben chews on nuts and
      leaves.  Leland's released.  His grandfather, Joshua, brought them over
      75 years ago.
   -- Donna delivers lunch to Harold and makes a deal.  He'll read the diary if
      she tells her story.  She taunts him outside, he collapses.
   -- Leo's hearing.  He's ruled incompetent to stand trial.  The Judge,
      Cooper, and Truman have a drink.  Cooper doesn't think Leo did it.
      Truman tells Shelly Leo's coming home.
   -- Ed brings Nadine home.  She rips off the refrigerator door.
   -- Tojamura meets Ben and offers him 5 million dollars for Ghostwood
   -- At the Great Northern, Bobby is snooping around Hank

   Noon ("Expect a call tomorrow. Noon." Jean to Ben)
   -- Cooper meets Ben.  They get a call from Jean with instructions on where
      and when to deliver the money.  Ben has Hank follow Cooper.
   -- Donna and Maddy plot to get the diary
   -- At OEJ, Jean arms himself.  Nancy reports that Audrey is asleep.
   -- Andy mans the phones at the station.  He calls the Doc for the results
      of his sperm test.  "I'm a whole damn town!" to Truman as he's zipping
      his fly.  He sees Gwen's number, calls, and gets an abortion clinic.
   -- Cooper and Truman plan.  Hawk enters and reports that the OAM is staying
      at the Robin's Nest.  No one's seen him for "a day, a day and a half."
      He found a mysterious drug.

   Night
   -- Maddy gets some coffee at the RR.  James follows.
   -- Donna tells a story to Harold
   -- Cooper and Truman bust into OEJ.  There's a roll of plastic on theu
      stairs.
   -- Harold shows Donna some orchids
   -- Cooper runs into Nancy and gets Audrey
   -- Truman watches Jean kill Blackie.  Hawk saves Cooper and Truman.
      H: "Good thing you guys can't keep a secret."
   -- Hank is caught outside by Jean and is identified as DA Lodwick (billfold)
   -- Maddy and Donna are caught by Harold

[Episode 2006 - 11/3/90
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engles
 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   Night (con't)
   -- James rescues Donna and Maddy.  Harold sprays his plants and grieves.
   -- Cooper brings Audrey to the Bookhouse
   -- Maddy leaves Donna and James, who share a moment
   -- Truman recognizes Jean in a book of criminals and points him out to
      Cooper, who begins to feel remorse for getting Audrey messed up in his
      problems
   -- Cooper gives back the money to Ben and tells him what happened.  Ben hugs
      him, then the briefcase.

08 Mar (Wednesday)

   Morning
   -- Bobby brings Leo home.  He and Shelly get their first check - it's only
      $700, it was supposed to be $5000.  Leo groans.
   -- Donna tells Truman about the secret diary.  Gordon Cole arrives ("sounds
      real good, Sheriff, but I already ate"), with Albert's report: vicuna
      fibers were found outside Cooper's room, the OAM's chemicals were weird
      stuff, and the scraps of paper found near the train site were diary
      pages.  Hawk brings in the OAM. G: "There's the one-armer now!"
   -- Ben sees Audrey.  A: "I saw so much." "I'm aware of a lot of new things
      too, Daddy."

   1:50 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Nadine comes home
   -- Jonathan rapes Josie and gives her a one way ticket to Hong Kong.  She
      says she hasn't received her insurance money nor the money from Ben.
      She's waited five years for this.  The plane leaves at midnight.
   -- Maddy says goodbye to James at a dock.  She leaves tomorrow.
   -- Ben meets Josie at his office.  They drink to the fire.  She got Pete's
      signature and wants her money.  He threatens, she threatens.  He gives
      her the check from Tojamura, she gives him the contract.
   -- Bobby and Shelly party around Leo.  They make out in front of him, Leo
      moves.
   -- Cooper meets Gordon.  Albert thinks Cooper is in over his head.  Gordon's
      worried over Pittsburgh.  Cooper gets an unmarked letter with an opening
      chess move (P to K-4) from Windom Earle.
   -- Leland meets with Ben and proves himself, while pocketing fur off of a
      stuffed dog.  Jerry's on his way to Tokyo.

   Night
   -- Truman arrives as Josie's leaving.  He is introduced to Jonathan as "Mr.
      Lee," Josie's assistant.  He tells her he loves her, she hesitates, then
      leaves.
   -- Ben meets with Tojamura.  Leland sings.  Pete chats with Tojamura:
      Pete: The King and I!  [to Tojamura] Do you like musicals?
      Tojamura: No.
      Pete: Not even Fiddler on the Roof?  Made me weep like a little baby.
      Tojamura: I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable.
   -- Cooper questions Mike:
      M:  There is no need...for medicine.  I am not in pain.
      C:  Who are you?
      M:  My name is Mike.
      C:  What are you?
      M:  I am...an inhabiting spirit.
      C:  Who is Phillip Gerard?
      M:  He is host to me.
      C:  You spoke to me in my dream...about BOB.
      M:  Mmm.  He...was...my familiar.
      C:  Where does BOB come from?
      M:  That...cannot be revealed.
      C:  What does BOB want?
      M:  He is BOB...eager for fun.  He wears a smile... Everybody run!
          Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and
          feeds.  Eh.  BOB requires a human host.  He feeds on fear...and the
          pleasures.  They are his children.  I am similar to BOB.  We once
          were partners.
      M and C in unison:
          Through the darkness of future past,
          The magician longs to see.
      M:  One...chants out, between two worlds,
          Fire...walk with me.
          Oh, but then...I saw the face of God...and was purified.  I took off
          the arm...but remained... close to this vessel, inhabiting from time
          to time, for ONE, SINGLE, PURPOSE.
      C:  To find BOB [produces sketch of Bob].
      M:  TO STOP HIM!  This [points to sketch] is his true face.  But few can
          see it.  The gifted...and the damned!
      C:  Is BOB near us now?
      M:  For nearly forty years.
      C:  Where?
      M:  Ah.  A large house, made of wood, surrounded by trees.  The house is
          filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls,
          night after night.
      C:  The Great Northern Hotel!

09 Mar (Thursday)  [Episode 2007 - 11/10/90
                    Written by Mark Frost
                    Directed by David Lynch]

   Early morning
   -- Mike babbles, Gordon tells Truman about the diary pages.  Gordon is on
      his way to Bend Oregon, "hush hush" business.

   7:24 am (clock on wall)
   -- Andy shows guests to Mike, who says "no...no..."  Navy sailors bounce
      handballs.  Ben enters the room and Mike faints.
   -- Hawk discovers Harold's body

   9:05 am (clock on wall)
   -- Maddy tells Leland and Sarah she's leaving tomorrow.  "I'll come
      galloping back often!"
   -- Cooper and Truman find the French note on Harold's body, "I'm a lonely
      soul."  Hawk finds the torn diary.
   -- Bobby and Shelly pay their bills and end up with $42.  She wants Bobby to
      take a necklace back.  Leo's truck's been impounded.  Leo screams and
      spits, "new shoes."  Leo had Shelly take in a pair of boots "last week."
   -- Audrey confronts Ben with what she knows.  He's owned OEJ for five years.
      Laura worked there a short time, Battis recruited her without his
      knowledge.  He slept with her.

   Day
   -- A tearful Shelly tells Norma she's quitting.  Nadine and Ed arrive.
      Norma's been working there "20 years this April."  Nadine crushes a
      glass.
   -- Bobby and Mike get back to Leo's with the boots and find a tape in the
      heel.

   2:47 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper pieces together the diary.  Audrey arrives and tells him what she
      found out about Ben.

   Night (full moon) (Albert puts Maddy's death between 10 and 12 and
      Truman says they took Ben in after that, 2009)
   -- Ben gets a fax from Jerry - he's talked with the people in Osaka and
      it's thumbs up.  Hawk, Andy, Truman, and Cooper arrive to take Ben in
      for questioning.
   -- At the Palmer house, a record skips at the end, and Sarah (drugged)
      crawls down the stairs, "Leland."
   -- Ben is brought to the station.  The Log Lady tells Cooper, "We don't know
      what will happen or when, but there are owls in the Roadhouse."  She
      acknowledges that something is happening.
   -- Pete runs into Tojamura - it's Catherine
   -- Sarah sees a white horse and faints.  Leland's at the mirror.
   -- At the Roadhouse, Donna meets James and they discuss Harold.  The Log
      Lady arrives with Cooper and Truman.  The navy sailors are there also.
      Donna lip syncs.
   -- Cooper and the Log Lady see the giant, "It is happening again."
   -- Leland at the mirror, sees BOB.  Maddy smells something burning and is
      killed by Bob/Leland.  An 'O' is put underneath her fingernail.
   -- The waiter from the Great Northern tells Cooper, "I'm so sorry."  Bobby
      and Donna appear moved.  Cooper's thinking hard.

10 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2008 - 11/17/90
                   Written by Scott Frost
                   Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

   Morning
   -- Leland plays indoor golf.  Donna and James drop by and miss their chance
      to say goodbye to Maddy.  Leland says he dropped Maddy off at the bus
      station not 20 minutes ago.  Leland excuses himself and talks to Sarah.
      After Donna and James leave, Leland packs the club into his bag
      (Maddy's in there) and leaves.  His license plate says "The Timber
      State."
   -- Ben brushes his teeth in his cell when Jerry arrives back from Japan.
      Ben says he was with Catherine the night Laura died.  Ben and Jerry
      reminisce about Louise Dombrowski dancing with a flashlight.
   -- Lucy's back with her sister Gwen

   10:03 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman come across Leland dancing with his golf club.
      Truman tells Leland Ben's been arrested.  Cooper asks him to get back
      to him if he remembers anything about Ben.
        T: Everything OK?
        C: I'm not sure.

   Late morning
   -- Doc Hayward takes a blood sample from Ben.  Jerry defends, and Cooper
      and Truman question him.
   -- Bobby makes a copy of Leo's tape and writes a letter for Ben
   -- Norma's mom Vivien arrives with her new husband Ernie, a financial
      analyst.  He says he's through with gambling, but leaves a paper on
      the counter and Norma sees "$1000 Houston by 3 points" written on it.
   -- The OAM ("he's close...") bumps the deputy and escapes from his room
   -- Hank returns to the RR and smooth talks Norma
   -- Truman and Pete look through a pair of binoculars at a pileated
      woodpecker.  They trade stories about Josie and get funny feelings.
      Truman leaves with Cooper.  The OAM is missing.
   -- Andy sees Lucy with Gwen's baby and faints

   1:40 pm (?) (Ben's watch)
   -- Pete delivers a voice message to Ben from Catherine.  She'll testify
      for the mill.  Ben throws a tantrum.
   -- Leland sings "Surry With a Fringe on Top" while driving.  Cooper's
      whistling the same tune in a different key.  They nearly collide.
      Truman pulls Leland over and they chat.  Leland mentions Ben made a
      phone call at 10 pm the night Laura died and mentioned a "derry"
      or diary.  Leland offers to show Cooper his new clubs and appears
      to almost whack Cooper with one when Truman calls him away - they
      found the OAM, near the waterfall.

   Afternoon
   -- Hawk brings in the OAM to the station.  Lucy attends to Andy while
      while Gwen gabs.  Andy tells Lucy about his sperm.
   -- The OAM examines Ben.  Truman charges Ben with the murder of Laura.
      The OAM is taken to back to the hotel.  Cooper tells Truman he doesn't
      think Ben didi it.

   8:30 pm (Vivien to Hank)
   -- Norma, Hank, Ernie and Vivien have dinner together, Hank's got a
      new domino - double 4.  When the ladies are in the powder room, Hank
      and Ernie talk.  They were prison buddies.  Ernie Niles, "The
      Professor," got out 6 months ago.  He met Vivien at a Republican
      fund raiser.  He says he doesn't gamble anymore.

   11:05 pm (clock on table)
   -- Audrey visits Cooper.  Cooper gets a call.
   -- Cooper and Truman identify Maddy's body

11 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2009 - 12/1/90
                     Written by Mark Frost, Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
                     Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Morning
   -- Albert reports: letter O under Maddy's fingernail, fur in her hand
      from a dead, stuffed fox.  Cooper asks for 24 hours to finish it.
      Albert:   Cooper... an observation.  I don't know where this is headed,
        but the only one of us with the coordinates for this destination in his
        hardware is you.  Go on whatever vision quest you require.  Stand on
        the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance.  Just find
        this beast before he takes another bite.
      Cooper:   <Sigh>  God help me, I don't know where to start.
      Hawk:     You're on the path.  You don't need to know where it leads.
        Just follow...
   -- James gives Donna a ring.  Donna mentions last night.
   -- Vivien doesn't like Norma's eggs.
   -- Andy's French surprises Donna
   -- Donna, Cooper, and Andy arrive at the Tremonds.  A younger Mrs. Tremond
      answers the door.  Her mother passed away 3 years ago and she has no
      children.  She has a letter addressed to Donna that was in her mail
      the morning after Harold died.  It's a page from Laura's diary:
        February 22.  Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a
        red room with a small man, dressed in red, and an old man
        sitting in a chair.  I tried to talk to him.  I wanted to tell
        him who BOB is, because I thought he could help me.  But my
        words came out slow and odd.  It was frustrating trying to talk.
        I got up and walked to the old man.  Then I leaned over and
        whispered the secret in his ear.
        Somebody has to stop BOB.  BOB's only afraid of one man.  He
        told me once.  A man named Mike.  I wonder if this was Mike in
        my dream.  Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me.  No
        one in the real world would believe me.
        February 23.  Tonight is the night that I die.  I know I have
        to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me.  The
        only way to tear him out from inside.  I know he wants me.  I
        can feel his fire.  But if I die he can't hurt me anymore.
   -- Cooper questions the OAM who says, "you have all the clues you need."
   -- Cooper, standing in a hall at the Great Northern, thinking hard,
      sees the waiter.  "I know about you.  That milk'll cool down on you
      but it's getting warmer now."
   -- Cooper, Truman and Albert examine Ben's office.  Albert says Maddy
      was killed the night before last between 10 and 12.  He also has
      Ben's blood test results.

   12:43 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy calls Dick while Lucy watches - they need to talk
   -- Tojamura sees Ben.  He wants the contract signed or the money
      returned.  Ben signs it and Tojamura reveals his true identity.
   -- Leland comes home to Donna.  She's got a tape of her, Maddy and James
      singing for Maddy.  Leland recognizes Laura's shades on Donna and
      she mentions Laura's secret diary.  Leland gets a call from Beth -
      Maddy never made it home.  He chews gum, dances with Donna, and hugs
      her hard.  Truman's at the door for Leland.
   -- Donna tells James about Maddy.  He leaves her crying.

12 Mar (Sunday)

   3:00 am (clock on wall)
   -- At the Roadhouse, Ben eats nuts.  Cooper and Truman are at the bar.
      Truman brings Leland, Ed arrives and they clear the room.  Hawk brings
      Bobby and Leo.  Major Briggs brings the waiter, who gives Cooper a
      stick of gum.  Leland: "I know that gum.  That's my most favorite gum
      in the world."  Cooper remembers: Laura: "My father killed me."  The
      Giant gives Cooper his ring back.

   3:55 (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Truman trick Leland into a cell.  He freaks.
   -- At gunpoint, Leland is cuffed and read his rights.  Leland/BOB
      confesses to killing Laura and Maddy.  He mentions Pittsburgh and
      Cooper is noticeably shaken.

   Early morning
   -- Dick and Andy listen to Lucy.  Dick smokes.
   -- Cooper tells his story of how the answer was staring him in the
      face all this time - Leland's dancing, grey hair, Robertson, the
      letters, the secret diary.  Leland recites Mike's poem and BOB's
      response.  The sprinklers go off and Leland rams his head into the door.
      <Cooper, Albert, and Truman burst into the room. The sprinkler system
      has gone off and water is pouring over them all>
      Cooper: Call an ambulance! <Cooper kneels next to Leland and cradles
        Leland's head in his lap.  For the rest of the scene he strokes
        Leland's hair and face, comforting him.>
      Leland: Oh God!  Laura!  I killed her.  Oh my God, I killed my daughter.
        I didn't know.  Forgive me.  Oh God.  I was just a boy.  I saw him
        in my dream.  He said he wanted to play.  He opened me and I
        invited him and he came inside me.  When he was inside, I
        didn't know.  When he was gone, I couldn't remember.  He made me
        do things.  Terrible things.  He said he wanted lives.  He wanted
        others, others that they could use, like they used me.
      Cooper: Like Laura.
      Leland: They wanted her.  But she was strong.  She fought.  She wouldn't
        let him in.  Oh God.  They had me kill that girl, Teresa.  And
        they said if I didn't give them Laura, they'd have me kill
        her, too.
      Cooper: But she wouldn't let them in.
      Leland: They said she'd die before she'd let them.  Then they made me
        kill her.  Oh God, have mercy on me.  What have I done?  What
        have I done?  Oh God.  I love her.  I love her with all my heart.
        My angel, forgive me.
      <Cooper looks to Albert, who shakes his head -- apparently Leland
      isn't going to live>
      Cooper: Leland.  Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path.
        Your soul has set you face to face with the clear light and
        you are now about to experience it in its reality.  Wherein all
        things are like the void and cloudless sky and the naked
        spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without
        circumference or center.  Leland, in this moment, know yourself
        and abide in that state.  Look to the light, Leland.  Find the
        light.
      Leland: I see it.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland.  Into the light.
      Leland: I see... Her.  She's there.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland.
      Leland: She's beautiful.
      Cooper: Into the light.
      Leland: Laura?
      Cooper: Don't be afraid.
      <Leland dies. Wordlessly Cooper pushes his own hair back and looks up.
      The sprinklers shut off>

   Day
   -- Cooper, Albert and Truman, meet Briggs and talk about BOB
   -- An owl flying by some wrecked cars


-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
TP timeline, 2010-2016 saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-03 12:07
Posted 10/11/91
This has been slightly revised since the last posting.

This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted
transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here.
This is for non-profit purposes.

A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au
(130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Edwin Nomura
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TIMELINE, episodes 2010 to 2016(death of Josie, hiatus in US)
--------------------------------------------------------------

15 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 2010 - 12/8/90
                      Written by Tricia Brook
                      Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   Day
   -- Cooper explains to Sarah what happened the night Maddy died and
      Leland's final moments
   -- Leland's wake.  Dr. Jacoby's back from Hawaii. Dougie pulls his brother's
      (Mayor Dwayne Milford) ear.  Dougie owns the newspaper and is
      engaged to be married.  The Mayor first ran for that office in '62.
      Cooper to Truman: Harry, I'm really gonna miss this place.
   -- Dr. Jacoby and Ed ask to have 35 year old Nadine admitted to school
   -- Audrey sees Cooper, who tells his tale of Earle.  A: "Friendship is
      the foundation of any lasting relationship."

   12:35 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Bobby puts on Leo's clothes and goes to see Ben
   -- Catherine talks to Truman.  She says a guardian angel saved her and
      directed her to the summer cabin on Pearl Lakes.  There appears to
      be an owl-shaped smudge on her cheek.
   -- Dick talks to Lucy while she's replacing ceiling light bulbs.  She
      nearly falls but Dick's oblivious.  Andy offers to be friends.
   -- Cooper says goodbye to Truman, who gives him a green butt skunk hook
      and a Bookhouse Boy patch.  He says goodbye to Hawk, Andy and Lucy,
      when Roger Hardy arrives with a mountie and tells Cooper he has been
      suspended from the FBI.
   -- Audrey gets Bobby in to see Ben, but gets kicked out.  They go to
      get ice cream. B: Cup or cone? A: Mmmm...cone. I like to lick.
   -- Roger and the mountie question Cooper, who surrenders his gun and
      badge.  They only knew of two deaths, and Cooper didn't know about
      Battis.  Truman stands up for Cooper.
   -- Nadine Butler tries out for cheerleading

   6:20 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Shelly brushes Leo's teeth.  Bobby calls, Leo moves.

   Night
   -- Vivien reveals herself to Norma, who kicks her out
   -- Hank brings Ernie to Jean at OEJ.  Jean's assistant is the mountie -
      he'll put some of the stolen cocaine in Cooper's car
   -- Josie, injured, returns to Truman's place
   -- Cooper and Briggs around a campfire:
      COOPER: At the time I did what I thought was right.  I must now face
        the consequences.
      BRIGGS: You can do no more.
      (Cooper and Major Briggs, roasting marshmallows over a campfire.)
      COOPER: You know, Major, I find myself thinking a lot about BOB.
        If he truly exists.
      BRIGGS: Yeah, I've pondered that same question continuously since this
        horror was revealed.
      COOPER:   I try to imagine him out there, incarnate, looking for
        another victim to inhabit.
      BRIGGS:   There are powerful forces of evil in the world.  It is some
        men's fate to face great darkness.  We each choose how to react.
        If the choice is fear, then we become vulnerable to darkness.
        There are ways to resist.  You, sir, were blessed with certain
        gifts.  In this respect, you are not alone.  Have you ever heard
        of the White Lodge?
      COOPER: The White Lodge.  No, I don't believe I have.
      (Briggs appears to ponder what he should say about this.)
      (Angle on the woods from the point of view of some unknown entity,
      moving through the woods.)
      COOPER:   Major, I'm going to take a moment here.  I feel the call of
        nature.  There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air.  I
        look forward to hearing more about this White Lodge.
        (Cooper moves off into the woods. Major Briggs laughs, gives
        the departing Cooper a "thumb's-up".)
        When I return.  From my journey.
      (Lingering on Briggs, who looks off in the direction of Cooper's
      exit with a speculative expression.  An owl hoots.  Major Briggs looks
      up, alarmed.)
      (Cooper urinating in the woods.  An owl hoots in the tree above him.
      Cooper watches the owl.  Suddenly a brilliant white light appears
      behind him.  Cooper turns toward the light.)
      (Angle on Briggs, bathed in blinding white light.)
      BRIGGS:   COOPER!  COOPER!
      (A robed figure appears in the light, backlit.  No features are visible.)
      (Cooper dashes through the woods to the camp site.  The Major is gone.)
      COOPER: Major Briggs?  MAJOR?
      (Cooper looks at the light.  It seems to be receding into the woods.
      Cooper runs toward it.  He reaches the top of a small hill and freezes,
      looking into the light.  The light blinks out.)

16 Mar (Thursday)   [Episode 2011 - 12/15/90
                     Written by Barry Pullman
                     Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   Morning
   -- James cycles
   -- Mrs. Briggs talks to Cooper and Truman about her husband's disappearance.
      Being "in the woods is very significant," he "talks about them
      constantly." He left some notes by his bedside table so she'll call back
      later.
   -- Andy and Hawk found a present for Mr. & Mrs. Milford
   -- Gordon calls from Bend (a temp patches him through - Lucy's helping
      with the wedding).  Dennis Bryson from the DEA will be arriving.
   -- Cooper presents no defense to Roger
   -- Nadine asks Donna about Mike
   -- James cycles to Wally's and meets Evelyn Marsh

   12:18 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy leaves flowers for Lucy
   -- Dick brings Nicky, his charge from Happy Helping Hand, to the station.
      Andy offers him a malt.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Hawk discuss the White Lodge:
      HAWK: Cooper, you may be fearless in this world, but there are other
        worlds.
      COOPER: Tell me more.
      HAWK: My people believe that the White Lodge is a place where the
        spirits that rule man and nature here reside.
      TRUMAN: Local legend.  Goes way back.
      HAWK: There is also a legend of a place called the Black Lodge...
        the shadow-self of the White Lodge.  The legend says that
        every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection.
        There, you will meet your own shadow-self.  My people call
        it "The Dweller on the Threshold."
      COOPER: "The Dweller on the Threshold..."
      HAWK: But it is said, if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect
        courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul.
   -- Dennis arrives. He and Cooper worked together in Oakland.  An RCMP
      officer says he stole drugs.
   -- Nadine leg presses 600 lbs.
   -- Josie tells Truman about Eckhardt. He took her off the streets in Hong
      Kong at 16 and taught her about life and business. She was afraid for her
      life when she met Andrew, a business partner. She says she believes
      Eckhardt is responsible for Andrew's death. She escaped from the airport
      at Seattle.
   -- Roger has pie at the RR (story on Leland in his paper)
   -- Hank and Ernie return.  When Norma asks Ernie if he caught anything, he
      spins a tale she doesn't buy.  Vivien's returned to Seattle.
   -- Nicky blows whip cream in Dick's face and spins Andy's seat
   -- James looks at Evelyn's '48 Jaguar.  Her husband, Jeffrey, travels
      extensively.  She'll provide room and board while he works on the car.
   -- Ben watches old footage of the groundbreaking ceremony for the Great
      Northern.  Hank arrives: "Ben, I have had an absolutely killer schedule."
      Ben wants to rearrange furniture.  Hank tells him OEJ has been taken
      over.  Ben makes shadow figures.
   -- Cooper gets an envelope from Windom Earle.  P to Q4.
      "Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically
      traditional opening.  I must say, your responding move was nothing
      if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious.
      See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical
      confrontation?  But there's doubt in your mind: what are my true
      intentions?  How will you answer this time?  Hobgoblins, Dale...
      consistency...predictability, giving rise to patterns.  We both
      know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to
      attack.  You with your wounds, I with mine, let me paint you a
      picture: my knights will skirmish, lanes of power and influence
      will open through my bishops and rooks, pawns will naturally
      be forfeit.  I'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because,
      I assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost;
      the king must die!"
   -- The Milford wedding.  Dwayne objects.
   -- Denise tells Cooper s/he found cocaine in Cooper's car and explains
      what happened.
   -- Cooper dances with Audrey, Andy with Denise
   -- Josie tells Catherine Thomas Eckhardt killed Andrew and she should be
      careful.  Catherine employs Josie as her maid.  Andrew's alive:
      "Everything's going exactly as we planned."  He and Catherine will be
      waiting for Eckhardt.

17 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2012 - 1/12/90
                   Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
                   Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

   Morning
   -- Bobby tries again to blackmail Ben, who's acting too weird for it to
      take.  B: "You know what you have to have in this life? Balance,
      distance, symmetry."  He's stacked his furniture.  Eventually he hires
      Bobby to spy on Hank.  Lana runs by screaming.
   -- Cooper is discussing houses with a real estate agent (Irene).  A coin
      flip leads him to like Dead Dog Farm, an estate with a mysterious past
      where no one stays for long.
   -- Andy, Dick and Lucy visit with Nickie's case worker.  Nickie is an orphan
      who has been through many foster homes, and is the victim of "persistent
      random misfortune." Truman breaks up the meeting calling Andy to an
      emergency at the Great Northern.
   -- Truman, Doc Hayward and Andy investigate Dougie Milford, dead in his
      hotel bed.  Dwayne comes in and grieves, accusing the wife of murder by
      sex.  Andy doesn't cry.  "My Secret Life" by Chris Gerrity is found
      on the bed.
   -- In the hallway, Hawk is talking/flirting with the widow.  H: "When
      something really big goes down, I'm the man."

   10:10 am (clock on wall)
   -- Nadine has joined the wrestling team and takes district champion Mike in
      one fall while asking him out
   -- Mike complains to Donna about Nadine.  D: "I'm not that good of an
      actress."
   -- James meets Malcolm Sloan - Evelyn Marsh's brother, Jeffrey Marsh's
      driver.  He says Marsh abuses Evelyn.  Once a fortnight she breaks one
      of his things.  M: "I'm sorry.  Am I being obscure?"
   -- At Dead Dog Farm, Cooper notices some tire tracks: "A Jeep, a four-
      wheeler and a luxury sedan."  In the house he deduces a meeting took
      place in the past few hours.  He finds baby laxative and cocaine dust.
   -- Dick fixes a flat (reading the instructions) while Nicky is being
      irritating.  While Nicky is away from the car, it falls off the jack.
      Nicky panics and runs to hug Dick (who is unhurt).

   Day
   -- Cooper comes to tell Truman about Dead Dog Farm, but instead visits
      with Air Force Colonel Riley investigating Major Briggs.  Briggs is a
      great pilot and his disappearance makes the cold war look like the
      sniffles.  "The owls are not what they seem" was broadcast from
      the woods, not deep space -- maybe from the White Lodge ("That's
      classified").  Cooper mentions seeing an owl before Briggs disappeared.
   -- James and Evelyn flirt and kiss.  James encourages her to leave her
      husband but she refuses.  When Jeffrey comes home she runs to greet him.
   -- Bobby, returning to Ben's office with photos, sees Audrey who flirts
      with him but doesn't kiss him.  Audrey goes to her secret listening
      place.
   -- Ben, who is working on a civil war model ("Gettysburg, day 1"), accepts
      the photos from Bobby and gives him a raise.  Audrey eavesdrops.
   -- Pete and Catherine enjoy a romantic meal, served by Josie in a maid
      outfit.  Pete is bothered by Catherine's treatment of Josie, but is
      having too much fun to make an issue of it.
   -- Cooper brings Diane up to date:
      "Diane, I'm holding in my hand a nationally distributed newspaper.  My
      opening move [P to Q4] responding to Windom Earle's opening move was
      printed in the personal column as per my instructions, but I have
      already received his response to this yesterday.  He anticipated my
      response to his opening move perfectly.  He's toying with me, Diane.
      I wonder where he is and what he's planning."
      Audrey knocks and offers Cooper Bobby's photos she has just stolen from
      her father's office.  Cooper identifies them as Hank, Ernie, Jean Renault
      and the mountie, meeting at Dead Dog Farm.  Denise comes in, and Audrey
      kisses Cooper on her way out.  Cooper briefs Denise.
      D: I may be wearing a dress but I still pull my panties on one leg at a
         time, if you know what I mean.
      Cooper: Not really...

   Night
   -- At the RR, Ed looks depressed, prompting Norma to suggest they can still
      be friends and to take his hand, all this secretly witnessed by Hank,
      sporting a 3:4 domino.
   -- Dick tells Andy he thinks Nicky is the devil
   -- In Truman's office, Dwayne continues to accuse Lana of murder.  Doc says
      it was a natural heart attack.
   -- In the hallway, all the men watch Lana being escorted to a room.  They
      begin collectively reciting Shakespeare.
   -- Lucy tries to call the sheriff to the phone, but gets no response.  She
      eventually finds all the men literally spellbound by Lana telling
      stories.
   -- Denise visits Ernie at the RR.  At the Great Northern, Cooper and Denise
      interrogate Ernie.  They apparently want to let him off, using him to
      catch the big guys.  Denise will pose as a buyer from Seattle and Ernie
      will arrange for a deal between Renault and Denise.
   -- James hears Evelyn and Jeffrey fighting.  Malcolm tells James the first
      beating was four years ago.  He swears to kill Jeffrey.
   -- Bobby goes home to find his mother sitting in the dark grieving over the
      Major's disappearance.  She flips on an owl lamp and Bobby tells his
      mother about the Major's vision.  Suddenly the lights go out and the
      major materializes in the house, wearing a vintage pilot's outfit
      (leather jacket and goggles) and asking how long he's been gone.
      Betty: Is everything all right?
      Garland: No, dear...not exactly.


18 Mar (Saturday)  [Episode 2013 - 1/19/90
                    Written by Harley Peyton
                    Directed by Todd Holland]

   Morning
   -- Fade up on night time sky/field of stars.  Camera pans
      slowly to right.
         VOICE: (whispers) Cooperrr...
      In the background, a chittering noise is heard.  A yellow
      symbol consisting of three equilateral triangles overlapping
      slightly at their apexes (like the international radiation
      symbol) appears spinning in the center of the screen and
      rapidly moves towards the camera with a screaming noise.
      When it hits the camera, the screen erupts with flames.
         BRIGGS (V.O.): I remember stepping from the flames.  A
           vague shape in the dark.  Then nothing.
      Slow fade from flames to Major Garland Briggs.  He is
      seated on a throne of stone in the middle of a jungle.
      The camera moves slowly towards him.
         BRIGGS: 'Til I found myself standing by the cold
           remains of our campfire.  Two days later.
         HAYWARD (Distorted V.O.): Major, there are some new techniques
           that might help us break through your amnesia.
         BRIGGS: Well, my memories are immune from regression.
           I can feel them...
      A wolf begins to growl in the background.
         BRIGGS: ...they're palpable, the smells, the sensation.
           Everything is known to me, yet somehow beyond my reach.
         COOPER (distorted V.O.): Do you remember anything else?
         BRIGGS: Very little, save for one disturbing image
           of a giant owl, pervasive.
      The wolf continues to growl.
         COOPER (distorted V.O.): A giant owl?
      With a flash of light, we cut to a brief negative image of an owl flying,
      then to a close shot of the back of the Major's neck, where there is a
      small red scar identical to the 3-triangle symbol seen before.  Cut
      to Briggs face.  The flash is revealed to be from an Instamatic
      camera that Doc Hayward used to take a picture of the scar.
      The camera slowly pulls back from Briggs.  The scene is the
      Sheriff's Station Conference Room, the time is apparently morning.
      Major Briggs, Agent Cooper, Doc Hayward and Sheriff Truman
      are present.
         COOPER: A giant owl?  How big?
         BRIGGS: (fidgeting with his fingers) Enough to cloud my mind and
           memory.
         HAYWARD: (handing the instant picture he has just taken to Cooper)
           Three triangular scars behind the right ear, in perfect proportion.
         TRUMAN: Major Briggs...what exactly does your work involve?
         BRIGGS: That information...as I've repeated endlessly
           to myself...classified.  Though the keeping of
           secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now.
           (Pause.  The Major is nervous and shaken.)
           Perhaps there are sources of information that are
           so important as to transcend the human need
           to conspire.  Information of such weight that
           pertains not ... (Garland pauses.  He begins to
           lose control of his emotions.)  Oh, God!  Is
           this meant for the soul?!  My soul?
         COOPER: Major--perhaps you'd better start back at the beginning.
         BRIGGS: Are you familiar with...Project Bluebook?
         COOPER: Yes sir, I am.  The Air Force investigation into
           the phenomenon of Unidentified Flying Objects.
         BRIGGS: Officially disbanded in 1969.  But, there are those
           of us who ... continue in an _unofficial_ capacity.
           Examining the heavens as before...in the case of
           Twin Peaks, the earth below.
      Cooper and Truman look at each other.
         BRIGGS: We are searching for a place called the White Lodge.
      Briggs stops talking as the door opens and two M.P.s step in.
         M.P. #1: Major Briggs?
         BRIGGS: I've been expecting you.
         TRUMAN: Now hold on just a minute, fellas.
         M.P. #1: Colonel Riley's orders.
         TRUMAN: I don't care what orders you got, this is my
           station and Major Briggs happens to be a friend of mine.
         BRIGGS: Harry (Briggs rises).   I'm afraid we will have to continue
           this discussion at a later date.
         TRUMAN: Are you sure you wanna to go with them?
         BRIGGS: (Nods) Yeah. (to Cooper) Goodbye.
         M.P. #1: Major.
      A sprinkler drips onto the photo Cooper is holding {we hear the
      "hand shakes" sound from 2020}.
   -- Denise and Cooper have Ernie call Jean for the setup
   -- Dick tells Andy Nicky's records were sealed and returned to the
      orphanage
   -- Cooper asks Lucy if she's seen anything from Earle in the newspapers
   -- At the RR, Ed tells Norma, "We need to talk"
   -- Shelly's fed up with taking care of Leo and slaps Bobby who's going
      out again, as Invitation to Love plays on the TV.  Leo's eye twitches.
   -- Ed gets a call from James who wants all his money ($12) sent to him
      at Wally's
   -- Evelyn asks James about his girls and for his help

   9:25 am (clock on wall)
   -- Mike tries to fight off Nadine at the RR
   -- Hank asks Norma where's she's going
   -- Josie answers the door to Truman who can't keep his hands off her
   -- Audrey visits Ben's battlefield and calls Jerry
   -- Ed answers the door to Norma
   -- Hawk prepares Ernie with a bug:
      (Hawk is attaching a "wire" to Ernie with adhesive tape)
      E: Ouch!  Will you mind the chest hair, will ya?
      H: You're sweatin' like a pig, Mr. Niles!
      E: Oh, thanks a lot!  That's nervous perspiration, man, hyperhydrosis.
         It's a childhood condition--and I didn't notice it 'til the war.
         Korea, remember that?  Do ya?  I was leading a battalion up towards
         the 49th parallel.  We were just a bunch of fresh-faced kids.
         I didn't know what kinda hell we were steppin' into.
      C: Ernie!  Ernie, I want you to focus on the here and now.  Repeat your
         instructions to me, step by step.
      E: Okay.  Uh...I take...Denise...up to Dead Dog Farm.  I introduce her to
         Renault.
      C: Right.
      E: I, uh...take Renault through the buy...complete the transaction, and
         get the hell out of there, huh?
      C: Good.  Harry--that's when you come in. (Truman nods)  By golly...I
         sure wish I could join you fellas.  But I've temporarily lost my
         enforcement franchise.
      E: Heh, I bet.
      T: Well...I've been givin' that some thought. (tosses badge to Cooper)
         Consider yourself deputized.  The bureau's loss is my gain.
      (Cooper looks at the badge--it's number 13.)
      C: (happily)  I hope I can live up to this.
      H: (finishes wiring Ernie)  He's done.  You might want to towel him off
         before we go! (wipes his hands, exits)
      E: Ah, come on!  (to Cooper and Truman)  Uh...how long will it, uh...
         take you guys to storm the farmhouse after, uh, I complete the buy?
      C: (pinning on his badge)  You go out, we come in.
      E: Can I, can I ask you a question?
      T: What, Ernie?
      E: Don't make me do this!  This isn't my line of work!  I'm a coward!  I
         don't do this kind of thing, I'm a CPA!
      T: Ernie.
      C: Ernie.
      E: (laughs nervously) Just a momentary lapse.  I'm okay, I'm...I'm cool.
         Let's go do it, huh?
      C: Where's Denise?
      T: Haven't seen her.
      (Door opens.  Dennis enters dressed as a man, hair pulled back into a
       ponytail)
      D: (proudly)  You can call me Dennis!  Oh, I don't know, somehow it
         seemed...more appropriate.  (Cooper beams, absolutely delighted)
         Whadda you think?
      (Truman whistles appreciatively)
   -- Andy and Dick at the Dorritt Home for Boys
      D: Our investigation must proceed "sub rosa."  We may have to pick the
         lock.  Tricky business, that.  (Andy opens the unlocked door)  Voila!
         We enter!
      A: Where is everybody?
      D: Lunch!  Here we are, the case files.  N...N...N...(turns to another
         set of files) N!  Nales...Nester...Netherby...Needleman, Nicholas.
         Needleman, our little Nicky!
      A: We can read it in the car!
      D: Oh, patience, Andrew.
      A: (increasingly nervous) Dick!
      D: Sh!  The usual background information...mmm...birthplace...initial
         adoption...  mm-hmm!  First of several, it seems.
      A: Dick!
      D: (oblivious to Andy)  Ah, the plot thickens.  Where are thy secrets,
         little Nicky?
      (The Brewsters appear at the door, wave eagerly.  Andy sees them.)
      A: Dick!
      (The Brewsters enter.  Dick jumps up, startled, and clumsily hides
      Nicky's file in his trenchcoat.)
      B: Hi!
      (Andy, petrified, crosses and stands beside Dick.)
      B: We're the Brewsters.  (laughs)  I know we're a little early.  It's
         just that we're so darn eager to see him.  Can we see him?  Where's
         Donny?
      D: D--Uh, little Donny is...uh, dead.  (The Brewsters look horrified.)
         Eh!  Dead tired, I mean.  I'm afraid little Donny, he isn't feeling up
         to snuff.
      B: Well, he was in perfect health only yesterday.
      (Dick is stumped.)
      A: Dick!
      D: Just a minute...*Woody*.  Let me finish helping these good people.
         Now--where were we?

   Afternoon
   -- Ed answers the door to Donna who's looking for James.  She'll deliver
      the money.
   -- Norma leaves and Nadine rescues Ed from Hank
   -- Bobby sees Ben, then Audrey.  A: I think Daddy needs an injection.
   -- Catherine visits Ben
   -- James shows Evelyn the fixed car who seduces him as Malcolm watches
   -- At Dead Dog Farm, Ernie's shirt smokes, blowing the cover.  Hawk calls
      for backup as Cooper exchanges himself for Ernie and Dennis.

   Evening (1/4 moon)
   -- Evelyn leaves James in bed to go at it with Malcolm
   -- Jean, the mountie, and Cooper in the center room:
      C:  Is my death so important to you?
      R:  My two brothers die...I hold you responsible.
      C:  Why?
      R:  Well...before you came here...Twin Peak was a simple place.
          My brothers deal dope to the teenagers and the truckdrivers...
          oh...One Eyed Jack welcomed the businessman and the tourist...
          quiet people lived a quiet life.  Then--a pretty girl die,
          and you arrive...and everything change.  My brother Bernardo,
          shot, and left to die in the...the woods.  A grieving father
          smother my remaining brother with, ah...the pillow.
          Kidnaping...death...suddenly, ah, the quiet people...they're
          quiet no more.  Suddenly the...the simple dream, become the
          nightmare.  So.  If you die, maybe you will be the last to die.
          Maybe you brought, ah...the nightmare...with you.  And maybe...
          the nightmare will *die* with you.
   -- Dennis in a RR uniform, delivers food.  Cooper shoots Jean with a
      gun hidden in Dennis' panty hose and Dennis kicks the mountie's ass.
   -- Shelly wakes to intermittent power to find Leo
   -- Power's off at the station.  Lucy says there were two fires and an
      explosion.  Cooper finds a dead person pointing to a chessboard:
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  |     | WP  | WP  |     | WP  | WP  |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BQ  | BP  |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w| ?  b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  |     | BK  |     | BB  |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w| ?  b| ?  w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      b = black square  w = white square
      B = black piece   W = white piece
      K= king  Q = queen  B = bishop  N = knight  R = rook  P = pawn
      ? denotes square not visible or partially obscured

[Episode 2014 - 2/2/91
 Written by Scott Frost
 Directed by Uli Edel]

Saturday evening (continued)
   -- Truman, Cooper, and Doc Hayward investigate the dead body - there's a
      black pawn in the mouth.  Cooper says it's a vagrant, and makes several
      predictions borne out by investigation (type of wound, an abandoned
      car ...).
   -- Audrey plots with Bobby to save the Horne empire.  AUDREY:  From now on,
      Bobby, it's me you suck up to.
   -- Leo stalks Shelly with an axe, as an owl watches.  LEO:  Bad girl.
      Bobby returns home and after a struggle, Shelly stabs Leo in the leg who
      runs away into the woods.

19 Mar (Sunday)

   Day
   -- Cooper's been cleared, but the suspension remains.  Truman offers the
      vagrant murder case to deputy Cooper.  Hawk reports Hank is in the
      hospital - he missed the drug deal because he was "hit by a bus."
      Shelly called to report Leo's awakening.
   -- Andy tells Lucy about his and Dick's theory of Nicky killing his parents
      at the age of 6
   -- James meets Jeffrey, who gets in the car and drives off.  Evelyn
      puts the moves on James.  JAMES:  IT'S WRONG!!!
   -- At the RR, Ed and Doc Hayward discuss Nadine's dating and sex life.
      Donna took the van to look for James who's "out a couple of hours west."
   -- Ed tells Norma about the Nadine/Hank fight.  Norma says Truman will
      arrest Hank for parole violation.  Ed and Norma plan a romantic weekend.
      NORMA:  People will find out.  ED: Let 'em.
   -- James prepares to leave
   -- Cooper talks with Truman:
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  | WN  | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  |     |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  | BP  | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      T: So how does chess figure into all this?
      C: Because Windom Earle and I played a game every day for three years.
         He felt that all of life could be found in the patterns and conflicts
         on the board.  (pauses)  Because I never beat him.  (pauses)  Now it's
         my turn.  I'll publish my response in the Twin Peaks Gazette.  I don't
         know what else to do.
      T: Coop, you're gonna have to give me some more information here.
      C: Harry, I've brought some baggage to town I haven't told you about.
         (sits) Windom Earle was my first partner.  Everything I know about the
         law and the bureau, I owe to him.  Four years ago, we drew the
         assignment of protecting a material witness in a federal crime.  She
         was, uh...very beautiful...very gentle woman.  Her name was Caroline.
         She and I fell in love.  One night, I...failed in my vigilance.  An
         attack was made; I wasn't ready.  I was wounded and I lost
         consciousness.  (swallows hard)  When I came to, she was in my arms,
         she...she was dead, she'd been stabbed.
      T: The wounds on the vagrant.
      C: Identical.  The killer was never found.  My wound healed; Windom Earle
         went mad.  Institutionalized until his recent escape.
      T: So why is he after you?
      C: Harry--Caroline was Windom Earle's wife.
      (Truman has been sitting on the edge of his desk.  Now, he sits in his
      chair, taken aback.)
      T: So...he blames you for her death.
      C: (shakes his head, leans forward)  It's much worse than that.  I think
         he killed her.  And I think he committed the crime that she originally
         witnessed.  Harry-- Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond!  It's cold,
         and hard, and brilliant.  I think he feigned the insanity that sent
         him away, but at some point he lost the ability to distinguish between
         what's right and what's wrong.  You don't know what he's capable of,
         Harry...you don't know!
   -- Donna shows up at Wally's looking for James but finds Evelyn instead.
      Evelyn said he had done some work for her and then headed off to Mexico.
   -- Audrey ushers Jerry into Ben's office.  BEN: "Jeb!"  Dr. Jacoby is there.
      He says Ben's reversal of the South's fortunes is a healthy way for Ben
      to recover from his own defeat.
   -- Briggs staggers into the sheriff's office and collapses.  Lucy checks her
      lip stick.
   -- Briggs, Truman and Cooper at the station:
      (Briggs, Cooper, and Truman are all sucking down huge glasses of water.
       Lucy is standing nearby with a pitcher of water.)
      L: More?
      C: I'm fine.
      T: Fine, Lucy.
      B: Fine.
      (Lucy exits.)
      T: Major--what happened?
      B: Well, as men who have dedicated their lives to service, I know that
         you're able to understand how sacred I hold a pledge of allegiance.
         And the cost one must pay when breaking a pledge.
      C: It can be very great.
      B: Well, the Air Force, *I thought*, was not unlike other societies of
         men dedicated to the fight for the good.  (pauses, mops his brow)
         Gentlemen, frankly I'm worried.  When my superiors questioned me about
         my disappearance, they exhibited a degree of suspicion and intolerance
         bordering on the paranoic.  I must now admit that their motivation in
         the search for the White Lodge is not ideologically pure.  I believe
         that during my disappearance I was taken to the White Lodge.  I can
         remember, virtually nothing.  But I have the clear, intuitive sense
         that there's...  much trouble ahead.
      C: Major?  What kind of trouble?
      B: I am unaware of the form it will take.  (pauses)  I will return.
         Until that time, I will be in the shadows if you need me.  Good day,
         gentlemen.
      C: Good day, Major.
      (the Major exits.)
      T: In the shadows.  Can you beat that?
      C: No...
   -- Jacoby, Lana, Cooper, Truman, Hawk at the station
      (Cooper and Truman enter the meeting room after Hawk.  Jacoby and Lana
       are waiting there.)
      J: Good.  I wanted all of you to hear this.  I've just spent almost the
         last twenty-four hours with this charming young lady, and as you can
         see, uh...  I have no bruises, no broken bones...any claims by her
         deceased husband's brother that she's cursed or somehow responsible
         for a death is nonsense.  Now what she does, in fact, possess is a
         heightened sexual drive.  And a working knowledge of technique,
         anatomy, and touch, that few men have ever had the pleasure of
         experiencing, or the skills to match.
      T: Is it *hot* in here?
      C: Yeah.
      H: Yep.
      C: Lana, let me be the first to congratulate you.
      L: Thank you!  Well--I could never have done it without Dr. Jacoby.
      J: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.  Okay.  Well then, we're gonna go bowling.
         See ya later, guys!
   -- Dwayne Milford is in the lobby with a shotgun, threatening to shoot Lana.
      Cooper suggests that the mayor and the widow go alone into the conference
      room to work it out.  Truman: Now what?  Cooper: We wait.
   -- The cops enter the conference room to find the widow and the mayor
      making wedding plans.
   -- Catherine reveals Andrew Packard to Pete.  P: "We forgot the weenies!"
      Catherine and Andrew knew of the attempt on Andrew's life so they staged
      it.  Eckhardt tried to kill him after he got the better of him in a
      business deal.  It was planned for 6 years.

   Dusk
   -- Eckhardt and Jones check into the Great Northern
   -- Truman shows Cooper a Seattle newspaper story -- Jonathan is dead.
      Truman suspects Josie and asks Cooper to investigate.  C: "If you
      say drink coffee, I'll drink coffee."
   -- Doc Hayward tells Dick and Andy about Nicky's past.  His mother was an
      immigrant, maid at the Great Northern.  She was impregnated during a
      rape, died in child birth.  Nicky was in an orphanage, then adopted.
      His adopted parents were killed in a car crash.  Lucy is indignant that
      the men had suspected Nicky of wrong-doing.  She swats a fly.
      Dick and Andy break down and cry.
   -- It comes down at the Marsh place.  Evelyn says Jeffrey died in a car
      crash, the brake lines were cut.  JAMES: "You set me up!"  Evelyn says
      she loves James, and hopes he gets away.  Police arrive.  James is
      sneaking away.  Donna is there in the shadows, and they run away
      together.

   Night
   -- Leo walking through the woods.  Gratuitous owl shots.  There is a cabin
      with a light on.  Leo walks in and meets Windom Earle.

20 Mar (Monday)   [Episode 2015 - 2/9/21
                   Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
                   Directed by Diane Keaton]

   Day
   -- Evelyn and Malcolm tell the cops about James
   -- At Wally's, the cops watch an opera, while James and Donna talk
      as the bartender persists in listening in.  Donna wants to talk to Ed,
      James wants to talk to Evelyn.
   -- Donna calls Ed
   -- Cooper and Truman question Shelly and Bobby, who says that Hank shot Leo
   -- Albert ("Get a life, punk!") tells Cooper about Earle's leavings at
      five different police departments in different cities, each an article of
      Caroline's clothing.
   -- Earle makes music as Leo awakens
   -- Ed and Norma discuss their future in bed when Nadine rips off the door
      and joins them in bed.  She says she knows about them, mentions Mike,
      and bends her 2nd place wrestling trophy.
   -- Cooper and Truman question Josie
   -- Pete returns with a load of dry cleaning.  Cooper takes a sample from
      a coat.
   -- Thomas calls Josie.  Catherine listens.
   -- Ben continues on in the war.  Johnny is present in his Indian headdress.
      Bobby trumpets.
   -- Evelyn and Donna trade words at Wally's until Malcolm comes for Evelyn
   -- Albert's report.  The dead Asian man was Jonathan Kumagai.  The fibers
      found outside Cooper's door and from Josie's coat are a perfect match.
      The dead vagrant's name was Eric Powell.  Powell was Caroline's maiden
      name.
   -- Pete beats Toad, Cooper and Doc Hayward in chess
   -- Shelly gets her job back and cleans the ice cream cone
   -- Truman tells Norma Hank is going back to jail

   Night (1/2 moon)
   -- Josie answers the door to Eckhardt, who dines with Catherine.  They
      debate over what to do with Josie.
   -- James confronts Evelyn, who's blowing smoke rings.  She confesses and
      seduces him.  Malcolm knocks him out.
   -- The North surrenders and Ben's back
   -- Earle prepares himself and tutors Leo in penmanship
   -- Donna stumbles into Evelyn and Malcolm scheming.  Fiasco results
      in Evelyn shooting Malcolm.
   -- Cooper looks at a picture of Caroline as Earle walks out of the elevator.
      Earle leaves a message for Audrey.
   -- Cooper finds a mask and a message from Earle in his bed.

21 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2016 - 2/16/91
                    Written by Tricia Brook
                    Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   Morning
   -- Cooper and Truman listen to Earle's tape.  They decide to call Pete
      for Cooper's next move.  Lucy: Paper and Pete, got it - I'll do it
      alphabetically!
   -- Pete answers Lucy's call then serves breakfast to Catherine and Andrew.
      Josie enters, sees Andrew and faints.
   -- Truman reads the paper, an article on the Asian man's death
   -- Hank (on crutches) and Hawk in Truman's office.  Truman accuses Hank of
      shooting Leo.  Hank says he was home with Norma then, and offers to deal
      info on Packard's death for freedom.  No deal.  Hawk kicks Hank's
      crutch out from under him.
   -- Albert's report regarding the gun:
      A: This is the bullet we removed from you.  This is the one that was
         excavated from the dead man's skull.  Same bullets, same gun, same
         killer.  Let's go get her.
      C: Albert, hold your horses.
      A: Coop--I appreciate any reluctance you might have for busting your
         pal's old lady, but the woman ventilated you and left you for dead.
      C: (holds up his hand) Albert--I don't take it personally.  What about
         the gloves, the powder tests?
      A: News at five.  All right, fine, you're not mad, but there's an
         epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around,
         she is a menace.
      C: (nods) I'll talk to her.  Maybe she'll confess, turn herself in.
      A: Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus. (leaves)
   -- Audrey working as concierge at the Great Northern.  J.J. Wheeler walks
      in; he claims to have seen Audrey years ago playing Heidi.  Audrey has
      mail -- a note containing a torn piece of paper with writing, and a
      note inviting her to "save the one you love" by attending "a gathering
      of angels" at the Roadhouse that night.
   -- Ed replaces some figurines on a shelf when Nadine returns from school
      early. She confesses to Ed her love for Mike.  NADINE: "We have to
      call a spade a spade.  We're breaking up."
   -- Cooper pleads the truth from Josie.  Catherine listens in.  COOPER: "I
      don't know what place Harry occupies in your heart, but I do know that
      you own his."  Josie is unresponsive.  After Cooper leaves, Catherine
      badgers Josie while oozing slime.  Catherine says Josie will have to
      see Eckhardt alone that night.  JOSIE: "He'll kill me."  Catherine
      casually exposes a gun in the book case which Josie grabs and fondles.
   -- Bobby, Ben, Jerry, Audrey and John Justice Wheeler plot business.
      Ben reveals there is an endangered species on the mill/Ghostwood
      property: the pine weasel.
      B: I give you...the little pine weasel.  Found only in our tri-county
         area...  it is nearly extinct.
      J: (happily) They're incredible roasted.
      Ben will use this fact to stop development until he is in the driver's
      seat.  BEN: "And then, I'm considering a run for the Senate."

   1:16 (clock on wall)
   -- Earle the truck driver leaves the RR, leaving a note for Shelly.
      Norma is on the phone with her sister, Annie, who lives at a
      convent.  Shelly reads the note, identical to Audrey's.
      Ed comes in and proposes to Norma.
   -- Leo whittles under Earle's instruction
   -- Norma visits Hank in jail, asks for a divorce.  Hank promises to reform
      and asks for an alibi regarding Leo.  Norma refuses, although Hank
      swears he'll die if he goes back to prison.  HANK: "You're his whore,
      Norma."  NORMA: "I'd rather be his whore than your wife."
   -- Pete selects a move that will give Earle "sleepless nights" and not
      allow him to capture any pieces for 5-6 moves.  It appears to be P to
      QN-3.  This is just about the only legal move in that corner of the
      board (to Cooper's right) that would prevent any immediate capture.
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  | WN  | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
   5:00 pm (A to C: "News at five.")
   -- Albert says the powder on Josie's glove proves she shot Cooper.  There
      was a positive ID of her in Seattle.
   -- Andrew visits Josie putting on makeup in her room.  He says he loved her
      though she didn't love him and she should go to Eckhardt who can
      get her out of the country.

   Dusk
   -- James and Donna meet for a picnic in the mountains.  James is going to
      continue traveling around.  Donna will return to TP.  They will continue
      to love each other and meet again some day. Evelyn is going to stand
      trial and James will be a witness.

   Evening
   -- Truman comes to see Josie.  Catherine says she's gone to see Eckhardt.
   -- Eckhardt and Andrew meet in the elevator.  Andrew says he is alive
      because Josie betrayed Eckhardt.  Something about Josie in love with
      Truman.  ECKHARDT: "I have taken care of that [Truman]."
   -- Ben, Audrey and Jack at supper.  Jack is in business of saving troubled
      businesses with environmental problems.  Ben is called away;
      attraction/repulsion/defensiveness between Audrey and Jack ensues.

   9:30 pm
   -- Shelly, Audrey and Donna meet at the Roadhouse.  They put their three
      pieces of paper together. Earle watches from the bar.
      "See the mountains kiss high heaven
      And the waves clasp one another.
      No sister flower would be forgiven
      If it disdained its brother.
      And the sunlight clasps the earth,
      And the moonbeams kiss the sea.
      What is all this sweet work worth,
      If thou kiss not me?"
   -- Cooper practices fly fishing in his room.  Catherine calls to let him
      know where Josie is.  He grabs his gun and goes to investigate.  He hears
      a shot and opens Eckhardt's door.  Eckhardt stands up and dies.
      Josie and Cooper point guns at each other.
      J: He tried to kill me.
      C: Is that what you'll say about me, Josie--that I tried to kill you?
         What about Jonathan?  Did he try to kill you, too?
      J: He...he was taking me back.
      C: Why did you shoot me, Josie?
      J: Because you came here.  I knew this day was going to come.  I'm not
         going to jail!  I can't!
      (Truman enters, gun drawn)
      H: Put it down, Josie.
      J: Ah!  Harry?!
      H: PUT IT DOWN!!
      J: Harry--forgive me.  I never meant to hurt you. (takes several sharp
         breaths, closes her eyes, hugs the gun to her chest, and collapses on
         the bed)
      H: (rushes to her, cradles her in his arms) Josie!  Josie?!  Josie!
         (looks up) She's dead.
      (Truman and Josie on the bed disappear, spotlight appears.  BOB climbs
      onto the bed from the floor on the far side, laughing maniacally, until
      he is on his hands and knees on the bed)
      B: Coop!  What happened to Josie?! (continues to laugh)
      (BOB disappears, the little Man From Another Place appears, dances on
      the bed, and disappears.  Truman and Josie reappear as before.  Josie's
      face appears in the knob of the nightstand, crying out in torment)


-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
TP timeline, 2017-2021 saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-03 12:09
Posted 10/11/91
This has been slightly revised since the last posting.

This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted
transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here.
This is for non-profit purposes.

A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au
(130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Edwin Nomura
enomura@ucsd.edu

TIMELINE, episodes 2017 to 2021(double-length TV finale)
--------------------------------------------------------

22 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 2017  -  3/28/91
                      Written by Barry Pullman
                      Directed by James Foley]

[Cooper's Prologue: March 28th, Thursday night.  Diane, I want to bring you
up to speed on a few recent developments.  Nadine Hurley, 35 years old,
persists in the belief that she is a high school girl.  She has apparently
fallen in love with Mike Nelson, high school varsity star.
   Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress.
Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in
the woods.
   Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the
aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine
weasel.
   As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment;
a premonition of happiness.  I hope I will be ready when it comes.  Mean-
while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner.  Windom continues to play
his deadly game of chess.  Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes
a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life.  I have enlisted the
aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate
game.  In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move.
   Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but
remembers nothing.  He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck.
   Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear.  And while I am
absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness
and even sympathy.  Sheriff Truman is suffering terribly as a result.
   When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from
my dream.  Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane?
Do these events foretell BOB's return?  I hope not...for all our sakes.]

   Morning
   -- Truman thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering
      breakfast.  Truman refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels.

   11:18 am (clock on wall)
   -- Annie, Norma's sister, arrives and is to start working at the RR
   -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo
   -- Hawk tells Cooper about Truman's condition.  Doc said he can't figure
      Josie's cause of death.  Her body weight was 65 lbs.
   -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things.
      Windom's got himself a laptop.  He gets the latest move from Cooper
      in the paper.  He doesn't like it.
   -- People from the Great Northern & Horne's store set up for a benefit
      show to save the pine weasel.  Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine
      weasel.  John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic.
   -- Cooper visits Truman and gives him the scoop on Josie.  She had multiple
      felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt,
      Jonathan, and Cooper himself.  Truman kicks him out.
   -- Catherine looks at plans and is visited by Jones, Eckhardt's executive
      assistant.  She's got a gift for Catherine.
   -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with
      Donna and leaves a gift for Will
   -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at
      least six men are lost by such a game.  Andy and Lucy argue over the
      knight's hook move.
   -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7,
      Major Briggs:        Margaret:               took a walk in the woods and
        /\    /\            /\             /\      was told that she had
       /  \  /  \          /  \           /  \     disappeared for a day. She
      /____\/____\        /    \/\     /\/    \    got a tattoo on her leg. She
           /\            /        \   /        \   also heard an owl when her
          /  \          /__________\ /__________\  husband died. All three have
         /____\                                    heard that call as well as
                                                   seen the light.

   Afternoon
   -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic
   -- WIll and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig.  She's informed
      that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago.  The gift
      contains a note: KN to KB3.  The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig
      was for a cemetery.
      [The board presently:
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                        ]
   -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby
   -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek.
      Donna watches.

   6:05 pm (?) clock on wall
   -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest.  "Easy
      Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it.  Cooper meets Annie and gets a
      good strong cup of coffee she made.  Windom in disguise watches Annie with
      Cooper, who notices Annie's scar.  Cooper looks puzzled after Earle
      leaves unnoticed.

   Dusk
   -- Hawk gets Cooper.  A drunken Truman wrecked all the furniture in the
      Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down.
   -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the
      Great Northern.  A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike.  Nadine smashes the
      bell.
   -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign.  Dick is host for the fashion
      show.  Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors.
   -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person
   -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage.
      It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's,
      bites his nose and gets loose.  Chaos ensues.  Jack catches Audrey.
   -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed

[Episode 2018  -  4/4/91
Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

Wednesday evening (continued)
   -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips.  He sees Josie in his
      haze and she tries to strangle him.  They struggle and Truman triumphs.

23 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room
   -- Truman tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South
      African consulate.  There's a bonsai delivered this morning "from Josie."
      Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai.  Earle was
      apparently high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as
      involved with Project Bluebook.  Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him
      a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm.
   -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of
      Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelly), King of Spades (Cooper).
      The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks.
   -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben.  Mike and Nadine
      check out.  Donna and Audrey chat and wonder about their parents.
   -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago.  She's got some
      old letters.  Donna and Audrey eavesdrop.  Eileen says stay away from
      her.
   -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Truman running for the
      restrooms.  Gordon notices Shelly, likes what he sees and makes his
      move.  He can hear her perfectly.
   -- Cooper and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window.  He tells
                      /\                her a joke about penguins, and she
                    /    \              mentions his sketch looks just
                    \    /              like the one at Owl Cave.
                      \/
               /\    /  \     /\
             /    -<      >-     \
           /         \  /          \
         -------------/\--------------
                    /    \
                    \    /
                      \/
   -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco.  Her father asks
      about James and she asks about her mom and Ben.  He seems like he's
      hiding something.  Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen.
   -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library.  He
      identifies her poem as Shelley.
   -- Shelly and Annie chat about Cooper
   -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope.  He's
      going spelunking.
   -- Pete just called in the next move:
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  | BP  |    Captured:
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
       | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                      ]
      Cooper's in gear and ready to go.  Cooper mentions that Shelly took
      Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing.
   -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo
   -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her
      plane to Seattle leaves in an hour.  John shows up to see this.  He and
      Ben chat about how Ben can be good.  He mentions he's fallen in love with
      Audrey and they munch on carrots.

   Night
   -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls.  Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also
      there.  They see the symbol on the wall.  An owl flies around them.
      Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol.  The middle
      diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end.
      The owl flies away.

   9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane, runs into Annie at the
      Great Northern bar.
      Dale: Hello Annie.
      Annie: Hi.
      D: Can I get you something... oh,
      A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic.
      D: I see.
      A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was
         exotic, so...
      D: It's all new to you isn't it?
      A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they
         talk and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love.  It's
         like a foreign language to me.  I know just enough of the words to
         realize how little I understand.
      D: Man, I'd love to see the world through your eyes.
      A: Why?
      D: Oh, there are some things I might do different if I had the chance.
      A: Me too.
      [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and
      Annie notices him noticing.  She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.]
      A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it
         might happen again.
      D: You want to talk about it?
      A: Not yet.
      D: Maybe I can help.
      A: Can you?
      D: If you want me to.
      A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful.
      D: I can handle that.
      A: Some people think I'm strange.
      D: I know the feeling.
      A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do
         things that you'd expect me to do.
      D: Annie I don't expect anything.
      A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer.
      D: Good.  I'm glad.
   -- Earle explores Owl Cave:
      [Thw bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in
      Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something.
      He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."]
      Windom: My, my, my. What have we ...  [while turning his flashlight to
        other parts of the cave] ...here?
                         /\             [Shot of the same petroglyph but upside
                        /  \             down on the ceiling from Windom's
                       /    \            point of view.  This one is enclosed
                      /      \           in a diamond.]
                     /        \
                    /    /\    \
                   /    /  \    \
                  /    /    \    \
                 /     \    /     \
                 \  \  /\  /\  /  /
                  \  \/  \/  \/  /
                   \            /
                    \          /
                     \        /
                      \      /
                       \    /
                        \  /
                         \/
      W: Could it be?  [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.]  Yes.
         [Looks back at the ceiling.]  The symbol inverted.
         [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh]  Now.
      [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his
       right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall
       is the same as the one on the ceiling.  Andy's axe stuck in the "fire"
       symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins.  The axe is now
       directly above the petroglyph on the wall.  The axe falls out
       of the wall as the walls begin to shake more.  Windom is backing out
       of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfaction.  Dust coming off of the
       wall fills the screen.]

24 Mar (Friday)   [Episode 2019 - 4/11/91
                   Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton
                   Directed by Johnathan Sanger]

   Morning
   -- Cooper, Andy, Hawk, and Truman are back at Owl Cave and find a new
      petroglyph.  The tracks they find are the same ones outside the
      powerstation.  Cooper deduces it was Earle.
      _______________________________________________________________________

      BLACK                              O        lollipops
      BLOB                               |  O  O
                                      ____  |  |  O  O
              O                           -----   |  |  O  O
              |                       /\       ______   |  |        \   |   /
            giant   o                /  \            ----__          \ _|_ /
              |   little            /PEAK\             /\  antlers____|SUN|____
              |    man             /      \           /  \            |___|
             / \   / \            /    @   \         /    \          /  |  \
                                 /        ~~~~~~~~  / PEAK \       /    |   \
                                         ~~~~LAKE~~/        \
                          flame  4  =falls=~~~~~~ /     @    \
                          (cave)    ||||||| ~~~~
               oo                   |||||||
       XX    o    o                 |||||||
       XX   o ring o                |||||||         (various crisscrossing
             o    o                 |||||||            lines everywhere)
               oo

                                                      M A Y O R

                                                         M C

                                                     C H E E S E
      _______________________________________________________________________
   -- Earle talks to Leo and a punk who thought he was invited to a party,
      about the White Lodge and the Black Lodge.  On a computer is the
      petroglyph from Owl Cave.
      Earle: Once upon a time, there was a place of great goodness, called the
       White Lodge.  Gentle fawns gamboled there amidst happy, laughing
       spirits.  The sounds of innocence and joy filled the air.  And when
       it rained, it rained sweet nectar that infused one's heart with a
       desire to live life in truth and beauty.  Generally speaking, a
       ghastly place, reeking of virtue's sour smell.  Engorged with the
       whispered prayers of kneeling mothers, mewling newborns, and fools,
       young and old, compelled to do good without reason.  Heh-heh!
          But, I am happy to point out that our story does not end in this
       wretched place of saccharine excess.  For there's another place, its
       opposite; a place of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark
       forces and vicious secrets.  No prayers dare enter this frightful maw.
       Spirits there care not for good deeds or priestly invocations; they
       are as like to rip the flesh from your bone as greet you with a happy
       "Good day!"  And if harnessed, these spirits in this hidden land of
       unmuffled screams and broken hearts would offer up a power so vast that
       its bearer might reorder the earth itself--to his liking!  Now!  This
       place I speak of--is known as the Black Lodge.  And I intend to find it.
   -- Pete tries to create a poem on Josie but is interrupted by
      Catherine.  She hasn't been able to open the box left by Eckhardt's
      assistant.  Pete tells her it's a puzzle box that could take
      YEARS to open.  Catherine: "Open it!  I've been trying for days."
   -- At the RR Bobby tries to convince Shelly to enter the Miss TP pageant
   -- Elsewhere at the RR, Lana tries to convince the mayor to help her
      win the contest since he's a judge
   -- Cooper enters and orders coffee and donuts from Annie for his team,
      and makes a date with Annie (a nature study) for this afternoon.
      He overhears a piece of the poem Shelly was reciting and gets her
      piece of the poem.  Blue plate special is 'Hearty Beaver Broth'.
   -- Cooper tells Truman that the message was from Earle.  It was the poem
      that he sent to Caroline.
   -- Major Briggs points out an error in Andy's chalkboard rendition
      of the petroglyph.  He's dreamed of it.  Cooper says that Leo's
      disappearance, Owl Cave, and Earle are all related.  He asks for
      Briggs' help, who ponders his situation and dedication to his work.
      We see a silhouette of a hooded figure.  When it comes toward the screen,
      a starscape is seen inside, and an owl flies in the starscape and we
      then see a wall of fire appear.  Briggs agrees to help.  Hawk brings in
      Leo's arrest report, which Cooper compares to the poem and concludes
      it was Leo's handwriting.
   -- Dick and Ben chat. Ben: Sometimes the urge to do bad...is nearly
      overpowering.
   -- The punk is in a papermache (pawn) and Earle asks for an arrow. Leo
      doesn't want to but those shocks from his collar convinces him to.
      Earle loads a crossbow and shoots the punk.

   3:35 pm (clock on wall)
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks Committee (Doc Hayward, the Mayor, and Pete) meets
      and listens to Ben who wants the topic of the pageant to be to save the
      forests
   -- Miss TP contestants gather.  Mike: "Do you have any idea what a
      combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?"

   3:36 pm (grandfather clock)
   -- Truman and Catherine talk about Josie and why she did what she did.
      She shows him the puzzle box.  Pete shows up and drops it,
      opening it.  The contents seems to be another puzzle box which consists
      of two concentric rings of symbols.  The inner ring is made
      up of symbols corresponding to the phases of the moon.  The outer ring
      is made up mostly of zodiac symbols.
        Clock position       Inner Symbol           Outer Symbol
                             (moonphase)            (zodiac)
        --------------------------------------------------------
        12:00                Full Moon              Libra
        1:30                 Waxing Gibbous         Pisces
        3:00                 First Quarter          Cancer (modified)*
        4:30                 Waxing Crescent        Unknown**
        6:00                 New Moon               Aries
        7:30                 Waning Crescent        Sagittarius
        9:00                 Third Quarter          Taurus
        10:30                Waning Gibbous         Gemini
      * The Cancer symbol differs from that shown in the dictionary.
        Essentially, it's like a lowercase sigma with a long , straight
        tail and another similarly modified sigma, rotated 180 degrees,
        directly beneath it.
      ** This symbol is a large circle with four much smaller circles
         just outside it at clock positions 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, and 1:30.
         The overall effect is that of a paw.  Perhaps it's a different
         sign for Leo.

   Sometime after 4:00 (Cooper tells Annie he'll pick her up at 4:00 sharp)
   -- Annie and Coop in a boat.  Annie tells Cooper that she had
      one senior year boyfriend and because of him, there are scars on her
      wrist before she entered the convent.  Cooper kisses her twice.
      Earle watches.
   -- A wine tasting party which Dick is hosting with a bandaged nose
   -- Gordon again speaks normally to Shelly.  When Cooper and Annie
      appear Gordon tells them and Shelly that he's leaving but
      he'll try to return to TP to be with Shelly.  He gives her
      two kisses, the first interrupted by Bobby who is expressing
      his disbelief.
   -- Lana and Andy find banana and chocolate in the taste of
      the wine they taste.  Lucy spits wine in Dick's face.
   -- Jack and Cooper chat about love.  Jack receives a telegram and
      quickly makes arrangements to check out.
   -- Donna still wants to know about Eileen's involvement with Ben,
      and she is thinking of studying overseas.  Eileen wants more peas.
   -- Hooded silhouette but with a half moon where the head is.  The owl flies.
   -- Cooper and the police at the gazebo.  There's a crate on the gazebo.
      On it there's a ring on a sign that says "PULL ME".  Cooper does
      from a distance using a police line tied to the ring and a
      rock.  He shoots the rock and the crate opens.  The punk is
      in a chess piece sculpture with a sign saying that "Next time it will
      be someone you know."

      [The board presently:
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WR  |     |     | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  | WB  |    Captured:
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
       | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |    BP by WB
       |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
       | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
       |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
       +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                      ]

[Episode 2020 - 4/18/91
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
 Directed by Stephen Gyllenhaal]

Friday evening (continued)
   -- The cops haul the pawn off the gazebo.  A friend of the punk in
      the pawn describes how Scott, wearing a weird suit, came out of the
      woods, saying he had beer so Rusty Tomaski the punk went with him.
      Andy cries.  Cooper thinks Earle is playing off the board since
      Earle didn't tell him his move.

25 Mar (Saturday)

   Morning
   -- Lucy tells Truman that Hawk is feeding breakfast to some guy she's never
      seen before because he looked sad.  She tells Andy tomorrow is D-Day
      (Dad Day) when she'll choose the father of her baby.  She's also
      going to enter the Miss Twin Peaks contest and Andy's got some ideas
      for her speech.
   -- At the Great Northern, Jack checks to see if there are any messages
      for him from Audrey
   -- Doc Hayward, after examining Ben, gives him a clean bill of health,
      and tells him to stay away from Eileen.  Ben says not as long as the
      lie survives.  Jack enters, looking for Audrey.  He has to leave
      because his partner was murdered.
   -- Donna Marie Hayward finds a blank space on her birth certificate
      under the "Father" entry and some pictures of her parents with Ben.
      Hawk is on the phone for her.
   -- Audrey returns and runs into Hawk who tells her it is important
      to see Cooper immediately
   -- Jack and Ben chat.  Jack's got to take his partner's place in the
      Rain Forest business.  He's got something for Audrey.
   -- Briggs has Cappy look for symbols and has some information for Cooper
      and Truman.  Earle was the best and brightest of them, but became
      obsessive and destructive when the attention turned from outer space
      to Twin Peaks and so was removed from the project.
      E: These, uh, these evil sorcerers, uh,...dugpas, they're called...they,
        uh, cultivate evil for the sake of evil, nothing else, they, uh,
        express themselves in darkness, for darkness without leavening motive,
        uh--Now this, this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place
        where the cultivation of evil proceeds in exponential fashion, and
        with it, the furtherance of evil's resulting power!  Th-this place of
        power is tangible and as such it can be found, entered, and perhaps
        utilized in, in some fashion.  Th-the dugpas have, have, many names
        for it, but chief among them (coughs) is the, uh, is the Black Lodge.
        You don't believe me, do you?  You think I'm mad.  Overworked.
        Go away.
      C: (pauses tape)  Gentlemen, when Windom Earle arrived in Twin Peaks I
        assumed he had come for vengeance.  For me.  But I miscalculated.
        He has insinuated himself into the lives of people I care for, he has
        murdered innocents; he has engaged us in subterfuge and red herring--
        a fish I don't particularly care for.  But all of these acts are
        merely camouflage; he's been after something else all along.  The
        Black Lodge.  Fellas, we need to find out what this (points to
        monitor), the Black Lodge, has to do with that! (points to drawing of
        map)
      Cooper and Truman will look through the old files and Briggs will go
      for a walk.
   -- Earle, eavesdropping on Cooper, Truman, and Briggs, laughs.  Leo
      pockets the shocker.
   -- At the RR, a pie-eater's hand shakes.  Bobby and Shelly discuss her
      speech and his recent inattention to Shelly.  Cooper's on the phone
      for Shelly.

   7:52 am (clock on wall)
   -- At the roadhouse, the mayor tells Lana she's gonna win since the other
      judges are gonna be Norma and Dick.  She says she'll marry after she
      wins.
   -- Cooper has Shelly, Audrey, and Donna compare stories of running into
      strange people.  Shelly recognizes Leo's handwriting.  Cooper tells them
      they need to check into the sheriff's everyday at 9 am and 9 pm.
   -- Earle babbles, Leo cleans, recognizes Shelly on the card and shocks
      himself
   -- Audrey enters the Great Northern just missing Jack on his way out.
      Ben wants Audrey to enter Miss Twin Peaks so she can speak about his
      cause.  He mentions Jack's flight so she takes off, getting Pete,
      who babbles about seeing Josie's face, to drive her.  Something
      surprises Ben.
   -- Cooper and Truman ponder the petroglyph.  Andy goes to call Mrs.
      Briggs to find out about Briggs who should've arrived by now.
      Cooper talks about Annie then gets the hand shakes.
   -- Briggs in the woods, stops at a tree, touches it and his tattoo,
      and is shot by Earle in a horse outfit
   -- Jack prepares to take off

   10:34 am (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Annie chat then kiss.  Plates fall.
   -- Pete and Audrey catch up to Jack.  They proclaim their love for each
      other and she says she's a virgin and wants him to make love with her.
      Pete cries and gets the hand shakes.
   -- Earle interrogates Briggs strung up on a target.  Windom: "What do you
      fear most...in this world?"  Major: "The possibility that love is
      not enough."
      Briggs: "There's a time if Jupiter and Saturn meet, they will receive
      you."  He also says something like "That gum you like is coming back"
      backwards.
   -- Andrew and Catherine fiddle with the puzzle box.  After trying Eckhardt's
      birthday and his own birthday, he tries the day the gift arrived and it
      opens, revealing another box.  Andrew smashes it, revealing a metal box.
   -- Annie and Cooper dance.  She mentions entering the Miss Twin Peaks
      pageant.  The Giant appears to Cooper with a mouthed warning, "no, no."

   Dusk
   -- Pete wakes in his truck.  The jet takes off for Brazil.  Audrey's still
      here.  Pete: "There are many cures for a broken heart.  But nothing
      quite like a trout's leap in the moonlight..."
   -- Cooper's vision of the Giant ends.  Mayor: "This isn't right.  There's
      something wrong here."
   -- Leo and Briggs writhe in pain.  Earle determines the petroglyph is a
      map.

   Night
   -- BOB appears in Glastenberry Grove, "I'm out!"

26 Mar (Sunday)   [Episode 2021 - 6/10/91
                   Part 1 Written by Barry Pullman
                   Directed by Tim Hunter]

  Morning
   -- Leo reaches for the key and frees Briggs.  L: "Save Shelly"
   -- Ghostly Earle returns with a new game for Leo.  He's got something
      in a bag.

  1:05 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Norma, Shelly, and Annie chat about the Miss Twin Peaks pageant.
      Norma won the first one 20 years ago.
   -- Ben and Audrey talk about Jack.  He's got some philosophy books
      from which he hopes to learn how to be good.  Audrey reports that
      the Packards are using the Twin Peaks Savings and Loan to funnel cash
      to their Ghostwood project.  Ben hopes to expose this and still wants
      Audrey to make a speech.
   -- Andy stares at the petroglyph.  Cooper tells Truman about how he thinks
      Josie died of fear and a vision of BOB immediately afterwards.  Earle
      eavesdrops and talks to Leo about getting Miss Twin Peaks.  Leo's teeth
      are clamped on a string from which a flimsy cage of spiders hang over
      him.
   -- Pinkle has the Miss Twin Peaks contestants rehearse a dance.  The mayor,
      Dick, and Norma discuss criteria, then Lana seduces Dick in a storage
      room.

  1:17 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper tells Diane he just finished his second meditation.  Annie
      arrives wanting help with her speech.  The pageant is in 6 hours.
      They end up in bed.
   -- Nadine shows slides of her wrestling.  Jacoby has Nadine (with Mike)
      and Ed (with Norma) discuss their breaking up.  Both proclaim they
      are getting married.
   -- Briggs is picked up by Hawk
   -- Cooper and Truman attempt to question Briggs.  Cooper smells haliperidol
      on him.  Andy looks at the petroglyph again.
   -- Andrew, Pete, and Catherine are still wrestling with the box.  Andrew
      finally shoots it open.  Inside is a key, which Catherine puts in a
      cake-saver so it is in plain sight.
   -- Donna demands the truth from uncooperative Will and Eileen
   -- Andy looks at the petroglyph again.  Cooper figures out from a book
      that the petroglyph tells of a time when Jupiter and Saturn are in
      conjunction.  Briggs mutters "protect the queen" and "fear and love
      open the doors."  Andy knocks the bonsai to the floor.  Truman goes
      to pick it up and discovers the bug.

   7:00 approx (Annie to Cooper, "in 6 hours")
   -- The Miss Twin Peaks pageant, opening dance number.  Pinkle makes his
      move on the Log Lady.  Talent competition begins.  Lucy dances.
   -- Earle as the Log Lady knocks out Bobby.  Lana dances.
   -- Audrey makes her speech.  Donna demands and gets the truth from Ben.
      He's her father.
   -- Annie makes her speech.  Earle watches from the rafters.
   -- Lucy makes her announcement to Andy and Dick that she wants Andy to
      be the baby's father.  Andy then goes to look for Cooper.
   -- Annie is named Miss Twin Peaks.  Lights go out and chaos ensues as
      Nadine is hit on the head with a sandbag, Cooper sees Earle, and
      Earle takes Annie.  Power is restored and Andy tells Cooper he's
      figured out the petroglyph to be a map.

[Part 2 Written by Mark Frost & Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
        Directed by David Lynch]

  Night
   -- Lucy and Andy discuss what happened at the pageant
   -- Cooper, with Truman and Hawk, ponders the petroglyph and "Fire walk with
      me."  Pete enters and says the Log Lady stole his truck which had 12
      rainbow trout in the bed.  The circle of 12 sycamore trees is where
      Hawk found the bloody towel and ripped pages - Glastenberry Grove.  The
      Log Lady arrives with some oil which her husband said is the opening to
      a gateway.  Cooper determines it to be what Jacoby smelled.  Ronette is
      brought in and recognizes the smell of that oil from the night Laura
      died.
   -- Earle takes Annie to the circle of trees and beyond the red curtains
   -- Nadine is 35 again.  She wants to know who Mike is, why Norma is there,
      and where her drape runners are.
   -- Ben apologizes to Eileen.  Donna cries for Will to be her father.
      Slyvia walks in and Will belts Ben, who hits his head on the fireplace.
   -- Andrew switches the mystery key with another he has for a safety
      deposit box
   -- Cooper and Truman find Pete's truck.  They head into the woods.
      Cooper goes alone, with Truman following, and sees an owl and the
      sycamore trees.  He enters the curtains into the red room.  The
      little man from another place is there.  Another man sings, then
      disappears.
   -- Andy comes looking for Truman

27 Mar (Monday)

  Morning
   -- 10 hours later, Truman and Andy are still waiting for Cooper

  7:25 am (Andrew's watch)
   -- Audrey practices civil disobedience and chains herself to the bank vault.
      Andrew and Pete arrive and open the safety deposit box to discover a bomb
      that goes off.  Eckhardt's note: Got you, Andrew, Love, Thomas.
   -- Bobby tells Shelly he wants to marry her.  Heidi arrives for work.
   -- Leo still surviving
   -- Jacoby brings Sarah to Mr. and Mrs. Briggs.  Sarah has a message for
      Garland:  "I'm in the Black Lodge...with Dale Cooper.  I'm waiting
      for you."
   -- Cooper and the little man from another place sitting in the red room.
      LMFAP:  When you see me again, it won't be me.  This is the waiting room.
              Would you like some coffee?  Some of your friends are here.
      Laura:  Hello Agent Cooper.  {winks, snaps her fingers}  I'll see you
              again in 25 years.  Meanwhile... {presents her hands}
      Great Northern room service waiter:  Hoo! Woo, woo, woo, woo {with hand
              in front of mouth--the "Indian noise"}  Hallelujah!
      LMFAP:  Hallelujah!
      GNRSW:  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee. {sets down
              solid coffee for Cooper}
      Giant:  One and the same.
      {LMFAP rubs his hands.  Cooper picks up his coffee - it's liquid.  When
              he's about to drink, it's solid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his
              hands.  The coffee's liquid.  LMFAP continues rubbing his
              hands.  The coffee's viscous.}
      LMFAP:  Wow, Bob, wow.  Fire walk with me.
      {Fire.  A scream.  Strobe effect.  Cooper walks to the other room.
              Identical furniture but empty.  Back to the original room.}
      LMFAP:  Wrong way
      {Cooper goes back to to the other room.  LMFAP babbles excitedly. Then:}
      LMFAP:  Another friend.
      {Maddy enters wearing a black dress identical to Laura's.  LMFAP
              continues to babble, ducks behind a chair.}
      Maddy:  I'm Maddy.  Watch out for my cousin. {can't see whether her eyes
              are white}
      {Cooper goes back to the original room.  It's empty.  Then:}
      LMFAP (shadow self):  Doppelganger
      Laura  (shadow self):  {presenting hands}  {angrily}  Meanwhile
              {screams, climbs up on the chair}
      {Back to the other room.  Empty, but Cooper is bleeding from his stomach.
      There's a trail of blood on the floor-- Cooper follows it back to the
              original room.  Caroline and Cooper on the floor bleeding.  No,
              it's Annie.  Annie gets up.}
      Cooper:  Caroline?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?  Annie?
      {Cooper goes back to the other room.  Annie/Caroline is standing there,
              wearing the black dress from the pageant}
      Annie:  Dale.  I saw the face of the man who killed me.
      Cooper:  Annie...the face of the man who killed you?
      Annie:  It was my husband.
      Cooper:  Annie?
      Annie:  Who's Annie?  It's me, it's me, it's me.
      Cooper:  Caroline?
      {Annie changes to Caroline (shadow self), in Caroline's dress}
      Caroline (shadow self):  You must be mistaken.  I'm alive.
      {Laura (shadow self) screaming, then turns into Windom Earle.}
      {Annie, in pageant dress, appears off to the side, vanishes}
      Earle:  Dale Cooper.  If you give me your soul, I'll let Annie live.
      Cooper:  I will.
      {Earle stabs Cooper.  Fire.  Rewind.  BOB appears, grabs Earle}
      BOB:  {to Earle}  Be quiet.  Be quiet.  {to Cooper}  You go.  He is wrong.
              He can't ask for your soul.  I will take his.  {a spout of fire
              appears over Earle's head, and his head slumps forward}
      {Cooper's shadow self enters as Cooper leaves, crouches beside BOB, and
              laughs with him}
      {Cooper exits into the hallway}
      Leland (shadow self):  I did not kill anybody.
      {Cooper's shadow self chases Cooper and catches up to him.  BOB laughs.}


   Night
   -- Cooper and Annie are back
   -- Will tends to Cooper in his bed.  Annie's at the hospital and will be
      okay.  Cooper gets up, "I need to brush my teeth."  In the bathroom,
      BOB has Cooper ram his head into the mirror.  "How's Annie?!"

-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
Re: Cooper's UFO Conspiracy Theory cdt@sw.stratus.com (C. D. Tavares) 1992-04-03 13:23
In article <B1omiB1w164w@netlink.cts.com>, jim@netlink.cts.com (Jim Bowery) writes:
> > Cooper's Conspiracy Theory: Soon Lear was joined by someone with
> > an even bigger supply of fabulous yarns: 

Besides the fact that this guy's name is Cooper and the fact that
Twin Peaks had two and a half references to UFO's in it, why post
this to alt.tv.twin-peaks (instead of, say, alt.conspiracy, 
talk.politics.guns, alt.civil-liberty, or talk.bizarre)?

> >the prophecy stated that in 1992 a child would unite
the world under the banner of a false religion.  By 1995 people
would figure out that he was the Anti-Christ.

Michael Jackson is too old, and everybody else is too late.
-- cdt@pdp.sw.stratus.com --If you believe that I speak for my company, OR cdt@vos.stratus.com write today for my special Investors' Packet...
[src]
Re: Aleister Crowley ingria@bbn.com (Bob Ingria) 1992-04-03 15:04
In article <1992Apr3.181544.15076@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) writes:

   I quickly glanced through 'MOONCHILD' again.  It seems very possible to me 
   that Lynch is warping this story slightly to create his 'Black Lodge' in
   twin peaks.  Crowley was a weird poet of sorts.

Well, he considerd himself a poet, and self-published some of his poetry.

    Maybe he wrote the 'Fir
   e Walk With Me' poem.

Doubtful.  It's not his style:

``And I rave and I rage and I rape and I rend
  Manchild, maiden, mannikin
  In the wrath of Pan, Pan
  Iao, Pan, Pan...''

That's the gen-you-wine stuff.

  I didn't like what I saw from just glancing through
   Moonchild.  The book lacks continuity.

???

   Their was also a character that I remember vaguely that had no form to his
   face.  Just a man in the dark robe.  He was one of the Black Magicians
   I also remember something about the 'White Cone'.
   Maybe David Bowie will play 'Simon Iff' in the movie.

Highly dubious.  Simon Iff was the subject of several Crowley stories.
Now, the Mahathera Phang is a different story...

   On the other hand, maybe Crowley was stealing his Black Lodge/Fire/Owl
   stuff from another religion.

Crowley used allegories of Golden Dawn teachings in many of his works,
and the Golden Dawn was quite eclectic in its sources, including
Kabbalah, Yoga, Ceremonial Magic, Dr. Dee's Enochian Tablets, and The
Sacred Magic of Abramelin the Mage, to name just a few.  Crowley also
used to love to trash his enemies in roman a clef fashion.  (Some of
the characters in _Moonchild_ are clearly based on real occultists of
the time; e.g. Edwin Arthwait is Crowley's wicked portrait of E. A.
Waite.)  By the way, Crowley does a lot of quoting from his own sacred
books (_The Book of the Law_, e.g.) in _Moonchild_.

Who knows??

Anybody who's willing to read _Moonchild_ and look at the history of
the G.:D:., which is remarkably well-documented.

-30-
Bob

``The Thing might even have dispossessed his ego, and used his body as
  his own.'' -- Aleister Crowley, _Moonchild_
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy kwest@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Kenneth C West) 1992-04-03 22:53
Hmmmmnnnn......could this maybe explain the missing pages from
Laura's diary? She wouldn't want it KNOWN, after all......
-Not ken West
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) 1992-04-04 00:36
In article <1992Apr3.192539.24021@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes...

}} Didn't Maddy and Laura have different colour hair?  Surely an autopsy
}} would show if hair was dyed or not? 

} What exactly would it prove to the coroners if the autopsy showed
} the deceased was bleaching her hair?

Gee, dah, I dunno.

But keep in mind that we're not talking about "the coroners". We're talking
about *Albert*, "a forensics genius".

Girl dies. Autopsy reveals, among other things, that her hair was bleached.
Another girl, who looks exactly like the dead girl except that she has dark
hair, shows up in town.

Why is that you think *you* can imagine that Laura switched places with
Maddy, and that super-sharp minds like Cooper and Albert couldn't?

-- "Buster, this trip downriver has been truly special. Downright Twainian in a Hitchcockian sort of way." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com
[src]
Re: Cooper's UFO Conspiracy Theory jim@netlink.cts.com (Jim Bowery) 1992-04-04 06:43
cdt@sw.stratus.com (C. D. Tavares) writes:
> >Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.
> >
> >In article <B1omiB1w164w@netlink.cts.com>, jim@netlink.cts.com (Jim Bowery) 
writes:
>> >> Cooper's Conspiracy Theory: Soon Lear was joined by someone with
>> >> an even bigger supply of fabulous yarns: 
> >
> >Besides the fact that this guy's name is Cooper and the fact that
> >Twin Peaks had two and a half references to UFO's in it, why post
                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
My my!  ;-)
 
> >this to alt.tv.twin-peaks (instead of, say, alt.conspiracy, 
> >talk.politics.guns, alt.civil-liberty, or talk.bizarre)?
 
Since you're with Stratus, I suggest you ask rlem@stratus
or maybe you should ask lpb@stratus.swdc.stratus.com, since they're
the source of the information.
 
Me... I'm just having fun.
 
>> >>the prophecy stated that in 1992 a child would unite
> >the world under the banner of a false religion.  By 1995 people
> >would figure out that he was the Anti-Christ.
> >
> >Michael Jackson is too old, and everybody else is too late.
 
It's GOT to be the little girl in Dune who played the witch.
Or maybe it's Lynch's daughter.  I dunno... take your pick.

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[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-04 12:04
^Several People Write^...


PREMISE>>> Didn't Maddy and Laura have different colour hair?  Surely an autopsy
           would show if hair was dyed or not? 

ARGUMENT>> What exactly would it prove to the coroners if the autopsy showed
           the deceased was bleaching her hair?

> >Gee, dah, I dunno.
> > 
> >But keep in mind that we're not talking about "the coroners". We're talking
> >about *Albert*, "a forensics genius".
> > 
> >Girl dies. Autopsy reveals, among other things, that her hair was bleached.
> >Another girl, who looks exactly like the dead girl except that she has dark
> >hair, shows up in town.
> > 
> >Why is that you think *you* can imagine that Laura switched places with
> >Maddy, and that super-sharp minds like Cooper and Albert couldn't?


       Simply.  Albert never knew Maddy.  Never met her.  Not once.
       Cooper didn't know her either.

       You can't come up with X+Y=Z when all you have is X and
       possibly Z.

       Scott Gorcey
[src]
Bobby Killed ______ spring@ece.arizona.edu (Chris Spring) 1992-04-04 14:48
Greetings.  Here's yet another complete trivial but incredibly 
important question.  It's been discussed before, many moons ago, but 
I don't remember the consensus, if in fact there was one.

Did Bobby Briggs kill anyone in the timeframe before Laura's death?  
In the pilot (1000) when James and Donna are in the forest, James 
tells her that Laura told him that Bobby killed someone.  It's 
secondhand information at best, so it's possible that James 
misunderstood her when Laura might actually have been telling him 
BOB killed someone.

No surprises if she meant BOB.  If it was Bobby, it would change 
how we perceive Bobby somewhat.  Okay, sure, he was dealing drugs, 
having wild sex with Laura, and Shelly Johnson, and being disrespectful 
to his parents (oh, horror!).  The typical young punk.  But in his 
tearful confession to Doc Jacoby (1005), it sounded like Laura lured 
him into corruption, that being sex and dealing drugs.  Had she 
corrupted him enough to commit murder?  Or was Bobby just trying to 
displace the blame onto Laura for his own misdeeds?  Were his 
threats of killing James just threats?  

Given his later attempts at blackmail with the cassette tape and 
insurance falsification to get money for taking care of Leo (can 
you blame him), he was no saint.  Still, these are less violent 
crimes then where he had been heading before.

He certainly hadn't sunk to the level of Leo or Hank, although 
if Laura hadn't died he may have continued down that path.  There is 
some decency in him: his commitment to Shelly's protection helped 
to redeem him as well as his attempt at legitimacy with Ben Horne.

Anyway, enough psychoanalysis.  Was there just a reference somewhere
in the series that would resolve the Did-He-Didn't-He dilemna? 
Were there any non-canonical references, such the Secret Diary?

On a side note, I bought my VCR a year too late, so would love to 
see the second season again.  I wonder if the new Science Fiction 
Channel would consider running TP reruns?  Or if Lynch/Frost would 
let them?  Sigh.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!Christopher T. Spring  !!!!!!! Dangerous objects were left about in the hope
!spring@helios.ece.arizona.edu! that it would do itself an injury, preferably
!University of Arizona!!!!!!!!! fatal.  But it never did.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      - Edward Gorey - "The Beastly Baby"
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy jblum@lucy.umd.edu (Jon Blum) 1992-04-04 17:49
In article <1992Apr4.200204.20963@acsu.buffalo.edu> Scott J Gorcey writes:

>> >>Why is that you think *you* can imagine that Laura switched places with
>> >>Maddy, and that super-sharp minds like Cooper and Albert couldn't?

> >       Simply.  Albert never knew Maddy.  Never met her.  Not once.
> >       Cooper didn't know her either.

> >       You can't come up with X+Y=Z when all you have is X and
> >       possibly Z.

Yes, Coop and Albert _did_ meet Maddy... after she was dead.  Also, Truman
filled Coop in on Donna, James, _and Maddy's_ little stunt at the Easter
Park gazebo with Dr. Jacoby in the second-season premiere, and later
about Donna and Maddy trying to steal the diary in #2006.  All these
should have been enough to alert Coop to the fact that Laura had a
lookalike roaming around town... and after Maddy died too, they would
have checked such things.

At the very least, the autopsy notes would have included things
like the victims' real hair color.  Or am I wrong?
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy kwest@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Kenneth C West) 1992-04-04 21:21
Maybe we think super-sharp minds missed shit because
they are only characters written by creative, not
forensic, geniuses. Besides, it wouldn't have been
much of a mystery if Albert had shown up in
episode two and said  "Say, Coop, this isn't really
Laura Palmer! Wonder who she is....."

Not Ken West (-:
[src]
Windom Earle sighting... ckt4x@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Curt Tsui) 1992-04-04 21:53
Has anyone seen the movie The Freshman?  This may have been
posted before, and I apologize if it has, but for those who
don't know about this, the actor who plays Windom Earle was
Matthew Broderick's character's father in this movie.  Just a
bit of useless trivia for the interested....
--
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Curt Tsui                  "Exterminate all rational thought"
ckt4x@Virginia.EDU                    NAKED LUNCH
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[src]
Did you watch the last episode of "Nightmare Cafe"? ncc1701a@isl.Stanford.EDU (ncc1701a) 1992-04-04 23:00
The actor who played Major Briggs showed a new side of himself as an
obnoxious country sheriff who gets kidnapped by aliens.  What is this
with this actor - always getting whisked away like that.
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-05 00:01
In article <12350@umd5.umd.edu>, jblum@lucy.umd.edu (Jon Blum) writes...
> >In article <1992Apr4.200204.20963@acsu.buffalo.edu> Scott J Gorcey writes:
> > 
>>> >>>Why is that you think *you* can imagine that Laura switched places with
>>> >>>Maddy, and that super-sharp minds like Cooper and Albert couldn't?
> > 
>> >>       Simply.  Albert never knew Maddy.  Never met her.  Not once.
>> >>       Cooper didn't know her either.
> > 
>> >>       You can't come up with X+Y=Z when all you have is X and
>> >>       possibly Z.
> > 
> >Yes, Coop and Albert _did_ meet Maddy... after she was dead.

     Okay, granted, but it must have been one hell of a first
     impression.

> >Also, Truman
> >filled Coop in on Donna, James, _and Maddy's_ little stunt at the Easter
> >Park gazebo with Dr. Jacoby in the second-season premiere,

     The actual account by Truman to Cooper was about Donna and James'
     little stunt at Easter Park - no mention of Maddy.  What Truman
     said was: "Jacoby said he got a phone call from Laura Palmer."
     Nothing more was said about it.  Cooper later confronts James
     about it, saying, "James, what kind of dangerous game are you
     playing?"  That's it.  No mention of Maddy whatsoever.

> >and later
> >about Donna and Maddy trying to steal the diary in #2006.  All these
> >should have been enough to alert Coop to the fact that Laura had a
> >lookalike roaming around town... and after Maddy died too, they would
> >have checked such things.

     When Donna filled Truman in about the diary, no mention of James
     or Maddy was made.  When, in the next episode Gordon Cole is 
     getting set to Bend, Oregon (yah!), Cooper says to Hawk: "Donna
     Hayward spoke of Harold Smith having a secret diary of Laura's..."
     Nothing of Maddy there either.

     I will say that Truman seemed to know who Maddy ^was^ when he
     found her dead.  But no mention was ever made of Truman, Cooper,
     Albert or anyone connected with the official investigation
     knowing Maddy or even knowing who she looked like.

     So, they wouldn't have even ^realized^ a lookalike was roaming
     around town.  I do agree that something about it should have
     been mentioned after Maddy died, but let's remember how quickly
     and inadequately, under ABC order, the whole storyline was
     wrapped up after that, with TONS of loose ends still floating
     around.

> >At the very least, the autopsy notes would have included things
> >like the victims' real hair color.  Or am I wrong?

     Sure, I guess.  They would also have included her neck size
     and shoe size, but these things weren't mentioned either.

     Scott Gorcey.
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-05 00:01
In article <Apr.5.00.21.13.1992.5277@andromeda.rutgers.edu>, kwest@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Kenneth C West) writes...
> > 
> >Maybe we think super-sharp minds missed shit because
> >they are only characters written by creative, not
> >forensic, geniuses. Besides, it wouldn't have been
> >much of a mystery if Albert had shown up in
> >episode two and said  "Say, Coop, this isn't really
> >Laura Palmer! Wonder who she is....."
> > 
> >Not Ken West (-:

     I don't even think that.  How about this: the premise of the
     series is "Laura Palmer is murdered," so it might not be the
     smartest thing in the world, plot and pacing wise, to spend
     much overt time wondering, "Is Laura Dead?" because you'll
     have people jumping down your throat going, "YOU RIPPED ME OFF!"
[src]
Re: Bobby Killed ______ timh@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Timothy James Hatfield) 1992-04-05 05:08
In article <1992Apr4.154811@ece.arizona.edu> spring@ece.arizona.edu (Chris Spring) writes:
> >Greetings.  Here's yet another complete trivial but incredibly 
> >important question.  It's been discussed before, many moons ago, but 
> >I don't remember the consensus, if in fact there was one.
> >
> >Did Bobby Briggs kill anyone in the timeframe before Laura's death?  

[stuff about Bobby's "exploits" deleted] 

> >Were there any non-canonical references, such the Secret Diary?

YES. In the secret diary, it tells of a run-in Laura and Bobby (and some
others ? I can't remember - I don't actually own the diary, I just read it
a while ago) had with some drug dealers or the like. Anyway, if I remember
correctly, something went wrong with "the deal" or whatever was happening
and Laura, Bobby & Co. ended up escaping in a truck, but not before Bobby
shot one of "them" square in the chest with a rifle. It seemed to imply
quite clearly that that particular dude was dead. 

Can one of you diary-owners provide more accurate information ? I know it
was *SOMETHING* like this, though ... 
> >
> >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >!Christopher T. Spring  !!!!!!! Dangerous objects were left about in the hope
> >!spring@helios.ece.arizona.edu! that it would do itself an injury, preferably
> >!University of Arizona!!!!!!!!! fatal.  But it never did.
> >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      - Edward Gorey - "The Beastly Baby"

Tim Hatfield
timh@extro.ucc.su.oz.au
TWIN PEAKS IS THE STUFF OF LEGENDS !!!
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TWIN PEAKS COMPETITION !!! timh@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Timothy James Hatfield) 1992-04-05 06:26
I've noticed recently on this group that a lot of people have been getting
Twin Peaks "references" out of the most obscure, seemingly unrelated areas.
Some of these "references" have been very well thought out/valid, while
others are funny/downright stupid. Similarly, some people seem to take their
"reference-gathering" quite seriously while others obviously know it often
becomes a joke and treat it as such. Anyway enough preamble, I hereby announce
what all the aforementioned people have been secretly waiting for ...


The Twin Peaks Reference-Finding Competition
--------------------------------------------

Basically the idea is to find as many REASONABLE Twin Peaks references as
possible for each item in the given list. When I say REASONABLE, I mean
referring to Twin Peaks in particular and not just life in general. For
example if one of the items on the list was Joe Montana, it would not be valid
to say as a reference: "Joe Montana is a person & there are also people in Twin 
Peaks", as this is too general. It WOULD be valid, though, to say: "Joe Montana
is a quarterback and so was James Hurley in high school" (if this was in fact
true in the show) or "Joe Montana plays for the 49ers and Mike Nelson wore a 
49ers jacket in episode 2009" (again if this was in fact true). I think you get
my meaning here. 

Of course, I don't want this to degenerate into a tedious Twin Peaks 
"fact-finding mission", so funny/ridiculous references are also welcome, again
as long as they actually have something to do with Twin Peaks in particular.
I expect that most of the answers I get will fall into one of two general
categories: serious and silly. At the conclusion of the competition I will
post the best references in both categories to the net for all to see and enjoy.

So, without further ado, I CHALLENGE all you Peaks fanatics to come up with as
many references as possible for each item on the following list (no apologies
for some being rather obscure, but it has to be a challenge !!):

1. a crown of thorns
2. Las Vegas
3. The Lord Of The Rings [at least 1 *OBVIOUS* reference here ... :-) ]
4. Crocodile Dundee
5. ice hockey
6. Adolf Hitler
7. Disneyland
8. Stonehenge
9. chocolate bars
10. The North Pole


Some Quick General Rules :-
---------------------------

- please e-mail me your solutions rather than post them. PLEASE ...
- don't bother racking your brains to think of something for all 10 things on
  on the list before you send your answer(s) to me. Just send me stuff whenever
  you think of it. It WOULD be convenient though, if as much stuff was sent at
  the one time as possible.
- you may refer to any Twin Peaks material at all, eg. the secret diary, Coop's
  autobiography, fan magazines, Lynch stuff etc. You are not limited to the
  actual show and its script. 
- PRIZE: the possibility that your answer may be posted on the net; and the
  resulting adoration of the rest of the group !! :-) 

Enough from me, time all you Peaks geniuses (genii ??) took over.
I look forward to your e-mailed replies to my challenge.
May the best, most devoted fans win.
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite) 1992-04-05 09:53
In article <1992Apr3.135856.25946@engage.pko.dec.com> boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) writes:
> >In article <1992Apr2.202004.18812@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes...
> >
> >} Is it just me, or did anyone else decide early on that Maddy was Laura
> >} and that the chick found wrapped in plastic by Pete Martell was Maddy?
> >
> >*LOTS* of people did, as far back as when the first season episodes were
> >originally airing.
> >
> >} (Some evidence)
> >} First: on the second night she is in Twin Peaks, Maddy comes downstairs
> >} to call Donna to tell her that she's found something in "Laura's secret
> >} hiding place" (Donna and James had asked Maddy to do some snooping).
> >
> >} Now, apart from how easily and quickly she found Laura's hiding place
> >} (she says she remembered it), did anyone notice that she DIALED DONNA'S
> >} NUMBER without even looking at the buttons - as though she'd dialed it
> >} a hundred times before?
> >

This reminds me. There is an inconsistency between TP and Laura's
diary. In the diary Laura/Donna/Maddy all new each other well because
Maddy came down to visit most summers. (Tree house stuff etc ..). In the 
series Maddy doesn't know Donna at all. The introduction in the RR.......


Neil
[src]
Ben and Jerry bud@ms.uky.edu (William K Glunt) 1992-04-05 10:56
 The other night I was working away with the tv on for background
noise.  Letterman was doing one of his 'Wacky supermarket finds'
type routines, and I heard him say 'And here we have Ben and Jerrys'
lemon and lime disease ice cream'...I looked up and swear I saw a
photo on the ice cream container of the Horne brothers.

 Anybody else see that?


Bud
-- Dr. William K Glunt | Are you ABNORMAL? ************************| Then you are probably better than most people! U of Kentucky math dept | Are alien space monsters bringing a STARTLING NEW home phone 606 258 8864 | WORLD? from _The book of the SubGenius_
[src]
Re: European pilot needed Kimmo.Ketolainen@utu.fi 1992-04-05 12:18
In article <920402.2027.25@freeside.ki.open.de> wiljo@freeside.ki.open.de (Wiljo Heinen) writes:

>> >>to get a copy of the European version of the show's pilot,
> >I guess the "alternate ending" stuff refers to the "feature film"
> >pilot, which is available on video tape ???? 

Yes, he means the video release. In all Nordic countries (and Germany,
I think), all episodes are identical to those shown in the States
(except some short cuts, for example Cooper's notes to Diane after the
production break).

And doesn't the video 'pilot' contain much more material than the
original pilot?

--
;; Kimmo ;; Cool people wear dark glasses
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy dmf@aber.ac.uk (Darren Michael Forbes) 1992-04-05 14:15
In the Maddy=Laura discussion (Kenneth C West) writes:
> >
> >Maybe we think super-sharp minds missed shit because
> >they are only characters written by creative, not
> >forensic, geniuses. Besides, it wouldn't have been
> >much of a mystery if Albert had shown up in
> >episode two and said  "Say, Coop, this isn't really
> >Laura Palmer! Wonder who she is....."
> >
> >Not Ken West (-:

If Maddy had been the first to die it would not take a genius to notice
that she was not a natural blonde as I assume Laura was.  There is body
hair other than that on the head which would indicate natural hair colour.
   I assume that Maddy had always had dark hair (nobody mentioned her
changing it's colour) and that Laura always had blonde hair (though the
hair on the first dead body was slightly darker than in any of the photo's).
Even Doc Heyward would notice if the first body had naturally dark hair,
Albert certainly would.
   Now you coluld argue that Laura was not naturally blonde, I don't know
of any evidence supporting this.  Does anybody know this?  I also don't
believe that Maddy could fool anybody that she was Laura for even a few
days.  Would she have sex with several people she didn't know and be
able to fool them in to thinking that she was Laura?  Could she
convince Bobby and James even for one night?  James did say that she
was acting strangely on the night that she was killed.  What about
Maddie's parents?  I can't remember where Maddy was supposed to have
come from but if she was supposed to have come from home then wouldn't
her parents notice if she was Laura in disguise
   Maybe Maddy and Laura were supposed to have some kind of psychic
link and this is why it was easy for Maddy to find some of Laura's things.
Perhaps Laura (or her spirit) was helping her find these clues and
trying to warn her?
   This may sound strange but than again it's a strange world.

-- Darren Forbes | "Wooden mice know what's nice; | dmf@uk.ac.aber | sawdust cheese and maple spice." | dmf@aber.ac.uk | - The Bones Of The Moon |
[src]
Looking For Second Season Soundtrack... v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-05 20:55
     A while ago I seem to remember hearing (somewhere, not sure if
     it was here) that ^Twin Peaks Soundtrack Volume 2,^ music from
     the second season, had been released.  

     I've yet to see it in stores (and I've looked), so anyone know
     what's the deal with it?  Is there one out there or has someone,
     as they say, been having me on?

     Thanks in advance.

     ^Scott^
[src]
Oeuvre list (update ?) emeu08@castle.ed.ac.uk (ME3 Student) 1992-04-06 03:37
I have noticed a couple of TP actors in other programs and thought someone
might like to add them to the Oeuvre list. They are both British programs.

James Booth[Ernie ?] Lovejoy [episode unknown] 1991

This episode was repeated
by BBC1 on 5th April 1992.
So if anyone knows the episode 
name put it in.


Lenny Von Dohlen [Harold]Red Dwarf 5 [Back To Reality] 1992



Well thats it for now,

Donald
[src]
Storyville furesz_t@wums.wustl.edu 1992-04-06 08:10
I was watching "The Big Easy" again the other day (check it out for a
nice performance by Mrs. Palmer, she plays Quaid's mother in the pick)
and I recalled that Mark Frost has a big screen movie coming out (of
the same ilk as "The Big Easy") called "Storyville."  Does anyone
have a release date for "Storyville?"  Since we have to wait till August
for "Fire Walk With Me" it would be nice to have Frost's flick come out
this summer.  Anyone have details on Storyville (I heard it was a 
mystery)?

Todd
[src]
Re: Did you watch the last episode of "Nightmare Cafe"? mam28@cas.org () 1992-04-06 09:16
I believe the LMFAP also appeared.
-- mam28@cas.bitnet All opinions expressed are my own.
[src]
Re: Bobby Killed ______ hallway@caen.engin.umich.edu (Eric Hall) 1992-04-06 11:00
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor
Keywords: Did Bobby kill anyone?



On page 95 of the diary is where you'll find the line "Bobby shot
him in the chest at the range of about three or four feet!" written
by Laura about how her, Bobby, and Leo went to Low Town to get
some cocaine, and Laura ended up stealing a whole Kilo and putting
it under her skirt.  Gunfire broke out, and as Laura drove off with
Leo in the passenger seat and Bobby in the bed of the truck she saw
that there was another guy in the back with Bobby.  The rest is known.
So, yes, Bobby did kill someone.

--eric hall
--hallway@engin.umich.edu
[src]
Things that still haunt me about twin peaks. xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) 1992-04-06 11:13
1.  Who was the man standing behing Leo during the drug sale? Ben Horne?
2.  After agent cooper was shot, all the really bizarre stuff started
happening with the giants and midgets.  Maybe Cooper is still lying on
the floor dreaming the episodes from 8 on.
3.  Who beat Jacoby up in the park?
4.  Leland had Bob inside him for 25 years.  Will Cooper also?
5.  If you follow the concept that Twin Peaks is an updated version of
'Moonchild' by Aleister Crowley, that would mean that many of the
'weird' characters in Twin Peaks could stand for the 'unborn souls'
that took whatever shape they pleased.  This would explain the 
the strange character of 'Mrs. Trumaine' and the child (played by Austin
Jack Lynch).  This would also give some meaning to the note "I am
a lonely soul.'  The Black Lodge midget, giant and Bob could be the
'evil unborn souls'.  The Black hooded man could be the Black Magician.
He may be vying for control over Agent Cooper and using Bob as the
possessor.  In fact the whole show can be looked at as one big trap
to trick Agent Cooper into the Black Lodge.  Especially since Leland
Palmers wife runs into the diner in the last episode with Dr. Jacoby to tell
Major Briggs 'I AM IN THE BLACK LODGE WITH AGENT COOPER.' (slowed down 
of course.)  My theory is that the whole town (knowinglu or unknowingly)
is part of the 'black lodge cult.'  One by one they are being taken over
by the Black Magician (ergo the shaking hands seen in the second to last
episode.)  Major Briggs was taken by the Black Magician and replanted as
a 'lure' to get Cooper into the Black Lodge.       
6.  Lucy get's a call from a person who will not tell her his name in the
movie, who is this person???
7.  The Owl passes over the car wreck at the end of episode 15.  I assume
this is Josie's car, and this is the point where Bob somehow influences
her doings from then on.
8.  Did they mayors brother really die of a sexual O.D. ????
9.  What the hell does 'Little Nick' have to do with anything????
10.  Why is a vision of Josie seen by Truman before Ms. Jones tries to 
strangle him????
11.  What is the language that Thomas Eckert uses when handing Mrs. Jones
the drink in episode 21 or 22 (around there).
12.  Will Nadine design new drape runners for the Black Lodge?
13.  What is the purpose of that Jack guy??? Just to bop Audrey and
leave????
14.  Listen to what Jean Renault says to Cooper in the episode where he
is shot by cooper.  The 'soul`, theory comes up also. It is also strange
that Renaults partner died after being hit by Denise (Dennis), Alexis(
Aleister).  
15.  Who visited Ben Horne in the 2nd to last episode.  From the spooky
musical cue, it is either the Black Magician or the White Magician)
(We never see.)
16.  The extremely odd repetitions that occur.  Beginning of episode
1, Josie is seen putting on lipstick in front of the mirror.  This happens
again later (around episode 22).
Helga comes into the diner in the first episode.  'Been Jump starting the
old man lately? is what Shelly says.  This occurs again in the last episode.
'Except that Bobby says it.'  They even emphasize the word AGAIN.
17.  And spookiest of them all...  The red drapes in Dorothy Valenz apartment
are shown blowing by the window before Dorothy and Jeffrey have sex.  And
yes they are shown twice.  It was on purpose.  Lynch is probably a cult 
member trying to screw all of our minds into jello.  n 
 

iwe i we never
see).;lso 
.
14
leave????
14   laLeacetartv  
Also in reference to Aleister Crowley, notice the large # of oriental
[src]
Re: Did you watch the last episode of "Nightmare Cafe"? saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-06 12:02
In article <1992Apr6.161648.7983@cas.org>, mam28@cas.org writes:
> >I believe the LMFAP also appeared.
> >--
I also was convinced that Michael Anderson played one of the
little people, but when the credits ran "his" character was
played by someone other than Michael Anderson.  Can't recall
the name, but the actor sure did look a good deal like him.

It's sad that that was the last episode, but at least they
went out in style!  I thoroughly enjoyed that ep, and all
the episodes of "Nightmare Cafe" that I managed to catch.
I was, however, rooting for Frank Silva (aka BOB) to be
piloting the spaceship... :->


-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
Re: Did you watch the last episode of "Nightmare Cafe"? srm1@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (steven.r.marcovici) 1992-04-06 12:02
In article <1992Apr6.161648.7983@cas.org> mam28@cas.org () writes:
> >I believe the LMFAP also appeared.
> >-- 
> >mam28@cas.bitnet
> >All opinions expressed are my own.


Nope.
Little men did appear, but not "The Little Man...".
[src]
Re: Looking For Second Season Soundtrack... saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-06 13:30
In article <1992Apr6.025624.15916@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes:
> >
> >     A while ago I seem to remember hearing (somewhere, not sure if
> >     it was here) that ^Twin Peaks Soundtrack Volume 2,^ music from
> >     the second season, had been released.
> >
> >     I've yet to see it in stores (and I've looked), so anyone know
> >     what's the deal with it?  Is there one out there or has someone,
> >     as they say, been having me on?
> >
> >     Thanks in advance.
> >
> >     ^Scott^

It was here.  As far as I know, it was a joke--I don't recall
who posted it.  Maybe it was last year's April Fool's joke.
Seriously, by the time a vol. 2 of the TP soundtrack would have
come out, the series was going straight down the tubes in ratings.
No one's going to buy the CD if no one (in the eyes of the network
and/or recording industry weasels) is watching the show.
-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
Re: Things that still haunt me about twin peaks. saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-06 13:45
In article <1992Apr6.181303.17264@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) writes:
> >3.  Who beat Jacoby up in the park?
 BOB, via Leland.  Check the hand motion (fists together, swung
 over the head).  It's identical to the method BOB uses to
 pummel Laura in the train car scene.

> >4.  Leland had Bob inside him for 25 years.  Will Cooper also?
 Leland had BOB since he was "just a little boy."  Unless Leland
 was only 35 or so when he died, he likely hosted BOB for closer
 to 30 or 35 years (assuming the a "little boy" is under 10).
 I would have estimated Leland's age at death to be 40 or 45,
 which means BOB called him home for at least 30 or 35 yrs.

> >7.  The Owl passes over the car wreck at the end of episode 15.  I assume
> >this is Josie's car, and this is the point where Bob somehow influences
> >her doings from then on.
 When did Josie ever have a car wreck?  I had the impression that
 the owl was flying over some sort of junkyard.  Also, remember
 that the POV was of something scurrying along the ground or flying
 very low, only to run smack into the owl.

> >8.  Did they mayors brother really die of a sexual O.D. ????
 This doesn't *really* keep you awake at night, does it?

> >9.  What the hell does 'Little Nick' have to do with anything????
 A side plot--probably a throwaway, a red herring.

> >10.  Why is a vision of Josie seen by Truman before Ms. Jones tries to
> >strangle him????
 Ms. Jones rubs a hallucinogen on Harry's lips, causing him to see her
 as Josie, let down his guard, and make it easier for her to kill him.

> >11.  What is the language that Thomas Eckert uses when handing Mrs. Jones
> >the drink in episode 21 or 22 (around there).
 Afrikaans, the language of Afrikaaners (from South Africa).
 It's a mutation of Dutch (and other languages?).

> >13.  What is the purpose of that Jack guy??? Just to bop Audrey and
> >leave????
 Side plot.

> >15.  Who visited Ben Horne in the 2nd to last episode.  From the spooky
> >musical cue, it is either the Black Magician or the White Magician)
> >(We never see.)
 I seem to remember someone saying that a script draft had him turning
 around and seeing Josie.

> >16.  The extremely odd repetitions that occur.  Beginning of episode
> >1, Josie is seen putting on lipstick in front of the mirror.  This happens
> >again later (around episode 22).
> >Helga comes into the diner in the first episode.  'Been Jump starting the
> >old man lately? is what Shelly says.  This occurs again in the last episode.
> >'Except that Bobby says it.'  They even emphasize the word AGAIN.
 I believe the waitress's name is Heidi.

> >17.  And spookiest of them all...  The red drapes in Dorothy Valenz apartment
> >are shown blowing by the window before Dorothy and Jeffrey have sex.  And
> >yes they are shown twice.  It was on purpose.  Lynch is probably a cult
> >member trying to screw all of our minds into jello.  n

He just knows what he likes.
-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
Re: Did you watch the last episode of "Nightmare Cafe"? cdt@sw.stratus.com (C. D. Tavares) 1992-04-06 14:59
In article <1992Apr6.161648.7983@cas.org>, mam28@cas.org writes:
> > I believe the LMFAP also appeared.

On Nightmare Cafe?  If so, he's had some drastic plastic surgery...
-- cdt@pdp.sw.stratus.com --If you believe that I speak for my company, OR cdt@vos.stratus.com write today for my special Investors' Packet...
[src]
Owl Flying Over Car Wreck - After Leland Buys The Farm v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-06 16:57
     I always thought this sequence had to do with the BOB/Windom Earle
     connection.  Remember that when they find the guy strung up in
     Harry's office at the end of the next episode ("three days later")
     Doc Hayward explains that the corpse had been either in a car
     accident or hit by a car or something - and that said incident had
     occured about three or four days earlier. 

     Seemed like a nice intricate Twin Peaks plot connection to me.
     What does everyone else think (and correct my references - it's
     been a while since I've watched that - I think poor - episode)

          ^Hot Damn, That Pie Was Good!^
                     Common Phrases Heard at
                     RR Diner #32.

          ^Scott Gorcey, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu^
[src]
Re: Looking For Second Season Soundtrack... v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-06 17:03
In article <1992Apr6.203016.7301@unx.sas.com>, saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) writes...
> >In article <1992Apr6.025624.15916@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) writes:
>> >>
>> >>     A while ago I seem to remember hearing (somewhere, not sure if
>> >>     it was here) that ^Twin Peaks Soundtrack Volume 2,^ music from
>> >>     the second season, had been released.

> >It was here.  As far as I know, it was a joke--I don't recall
> >who posted it.  Maybe it was last year's April Fool's joke.
> >Seriously, by the time a vol. 2 of the TP soundtrack would have
> >come out, the series was going straight down the tubes in ratings.
> >No one's going to buy the CD if no one (in the eyes of the network
> >and/or recording industry weasels) is watching the show.
> >-- 

     That wouldn't have much to do with it, whoever the decision falls
     to (and I think it would fall to Baddalamenti, who produced the
     first album).  Naturally, the album wouldn't be released on 
     a MAJOR MAJOR label -- the first one is on the WB label, which
     is rather large, but it was at a different time in the show's
     popularity.

     Anyway, there will have to be a soundtrack released for the movie,
     but why couldn't there be a disc of second season music?  Beauty and
     the Beast has been off the air for ages now.  Linda Hamilton (for
     the first time) and Ron Perlman (for the second) just recorded
     a second "Of Love and Hope" album, music from the tv series interposed
     with them reading love poetry.  

          ^Hot Damn, That Pie Was Good!^
                     Common Phrases Heard at
                     RR Diner #32.

          ^Scott Gorcey, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu^
[src]
Fire Walk With Me <SXL136@psuvm.psu.edu> 1992-04-06 18:22
Okay, so this may be a redundant question, but I have to know: is Fire Walk
With Me already out?  I assume it is not yet released, from the discussion I
picked up, and it seems to me I remember someone mentioning it being
released in August sometime.  Am I right?  Anyone have any exact date and
station?  What exactly does it have to do with?  Is there any chance of a
Twin Peaks revival?  Please, let it be so....what a big, woeful mistake to
pull it off the air.  This has been long in the coming, and I have long been
a Lynch fan, and was so happy when he had his own TV show.  There may be
imitations, but there will (more than likely) never be anything like it on
the normally bland TV again.  Sigh.  Sean.
[src]
Re: Laura = Maddy jbuck@forney.berkeley.edu (Joe Buck) 1992-04-06 19:34
In article <12350@umd5.umd.edu> jblum@lucy.umd.edu (Jon Blum) writes:
> >At the very least, the autopsy notes would have included things
> >like the victims' real hair color.  Or am I wrong?

Well so what?  Who says Laura Palmer was a natural blonde anyway?
Neither of her parents are blonde.  Her identical cousin isn't blonde.
Most American women who are blonde get that way from dying their hair.
Maybe without hair color Laura and Maddie look exactly alike.


--
Joe Buckjbuck@ohm.berkeley.edu
[src]
ALBERT IS THE MAN ! jsbt+@andrew.cmu.edu (Joshua Paul Smith) 1992-04-06 21:18
Just curious if anyone has some good quotes from Albert. I remember
watching it last year when he was spewing somthing about the love and 
compassion  he has for the human race. I don't remember it word for word
or any word for that matter, it just made an impression at the time. Any
other quotes would be welcome.


                                                                        
    -Josh-       8>}
[src]
Re: Things that still haunt me about twin peaks. jblum@lucy.umd.edu (Jon Blum) 1992-04-06 22:49
In article <1992Apr6.181303.17264@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> David Southwood writes:
SPOILERS HO:

> >1.  Who was the man standing behing Leo during the drug sale? Ben Horne?

My guess: Jacoby.  It's revealed several episodes later that he was
following Leo from the pilot on -- this must have been another part of
his investigations.

> >2.  After agent cooper was shot, all the really bizarre stuff started
> >happening with the giants and midgets.  Maybe Cooper is still lying on
> >the floor dreaming the episodes from 8 on.

I was really afraid that was going to happen in the final minutes of the
final episode, when Coop wakes up in bed after the Black Lodge encounter...
You do remember, he starts bleeding in the Lodge, and that could have
been his gunshot wound "breaking through into his reality"...

> >3.  Who beat Jacoby up in the park?

BOB through Leland, according to Mark Frost.

> >6.  Lucy get's a call from a person who will not tell her his name in the
> >movie, who is this person???

I assume you mean in episode #2002 -- for which scene I can think of
two explanations.  A) it's Leland calling, since in the scene before he
realizes he's seen BOB.  B) it's a bit of pure padding.

> >7.  The Owl passes over the car wreck at the end of episode 15.  I assume
> >this is Josie's car, and this is the point where Bob somehow influences
> >her doings from then on.

BOB's been influencing her all along.  Thomas Eckhardt is tied to him --
remember the flames reflected in his sunglasses in #2014? -- and he's
been around since before the beginning of the show.

> >8.  Did they mayors brother really die of a sexual O.D. ????

No, he was killed when BOB possessed his wife and set fire to him while
he was covered by massage oil.  NOT.

> >9.  What the hell does 'Little Nick' have to do with anything????

Absolutely nothing.  Padding to fill out episodes and give Dick and
Andy something to do.  Kinda like the Milford plot.

> >13.  What is the purpose of that Jack guy??? Just to bop Audrey and
> >leave????

I think during the third season, had it been made, Audrey would have
found herself to be pregnant.  That's the point.

> >15.  Who visited Ben Horne in the 2nd to last episode.  From the spooky
> >musical cue, it is either the Black Magician or the White Magician)

Or Josie.

> >16.  The extremely odd repetitions that occur.  Beginning of episode
> >1, Josie is seen putting on lipstick in front of the mirror.  This happens
> >again later (around episode 22).
> >Helga comes into the diner in the first episode.  'Been Jump starting the

Think "It is happening again".  TWIN PEAKS is all repetition and duality --
Laura / Maddy, BOB and Bobby, two diaries, et cetera.  Plots and character's
states tend to cycle back to an origin point -- cf. Josie harking back to
her first "mysterious" look.  Also, this set up the ultimate "Happening
again" -- BOB getting a new host (and preparing to start another cycle
of killings).

> >17.  And spookiest of them all...  The red drapes in Dorothy Valenz apartment
> >are shown blowing by the window before Dorothy and Jeffrey have sex.  And
> >yes they are shown twice.  It was on purpose.  Lynch is probably a cult 
> >member trying to screw all of our minds into jello.  n 

To say nothing of the red drapes in One-Eyed Jacks, or the blue velvet ones
in the title sequence of a certain other movie.  I guess color scheme is
important somehow, but that's beyond me at the moment.
[src]
Re: Diary inconsistent? (was: Laura = Maddy) abakker@cs.vu.nl (Arno BAKKER) 1992-04-07 01:06
Hi, I just read the diary a few weeks ago and as far as I recall
Laura got to know Harold thru 'Meals On Wheels'. And am I mistaking
or was Maddy Lauras niece?, that's what the diary says.

Arno

(just recovered from the ending of the series)
[src]
Re: ALBERT IS THE MAN ! v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-07 01:27
In article <AdsG_Ka00awK02nV1Q@andrew.cmu.edu>, jsbt+@andrew.cmu.edu (Joshua Paul Smith) writes...
> >Just curious if anyone has some good quotes from Albert. I remember
> >watching it last year when he was spewing somthing about the love and 
> >compassion  he has for the human race. I don't remember it word for word
> >or any word for that matter, it just made an impression at the time. Any
> >other quotes would be welcome.

Coop: Good work, Andy.
Albert: Yeah.  Woof.

           -2001



          ^Hot Damn, That Pie Was Good!^
                     Common Phrases Heard at
                     RR Diner #32.

          ^Scott Gorcey, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu^
[src]
Movie info wanted byron@terapin.com (Byron Go (really!)) 1992-04-07 03:01
So... I've been away from this newsgroup for a while.  Does anybody know:
        a) what the release date for the movie is?
        b) who will be returning from the original cast?

Sorry if this has been discussed before.  Like I said, I've spent the past
year or so away from here.

Side note:  Can anybody tell me how to get in touch with the Twin Peaks
Gazette and ask about issues I may have missed?  (I moved and lost the box
with all my TP stuff in it.)

thanks,

     byron  (:

byron c go      byron@terapin.com       byron@wet.net.netcom.com
"dreams are my reality"                 gerard joling
[src]
Re: Fire Walk With Me boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) 1992-04-07 03:50
In article <92097.212237SXL136@psuvm.psu.edu>, SXL136@psuvm.psu.edu writes...

} Okay, so this may be a redundant question, but I have to know: is Fire
} Walk With Me already out?

No, it isn't.

} I assume it is not yet released, from the discussion I picked up, and
} it seems to me I remember someone mentioning it being released in August
} sometime. Am I right?  Anyone have any exact date and station?

Station?  It's a *theatrical* release, not a made-for-television movie.
The exact date is August 23rd. However, it's debuting at the Cannes Film
Festival.

} What exactly does it have to do with?

The full title of the film is TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME; Teresa Banks
and the Last Seven Days of Laura Palmer.

Does that give you a clue?

} Is there any chance of a Twin Peaks revival?

Doubtful.

-- "Buster, this trip downriver has been truly special. Downright Twainian in a Hitchcockian sort of way." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com
[src]
Re: Did you watch the last episode of "Nightmare Cafe"? mam28@cas.org () 1992-04-07 07:32
In article <1992Apr6.190207.5371@unx.sas.com> saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) writes:
> >In article <1992Apr6.161648.7983@cas.org>, mam28@cas.org writes:
>> >>I believe the LMFAP also appeared.
>> >>--
> >I also was convinced that Michael Anderson played one of the
> >little people, but when the credits ran "his" character was
> >played by someone other than Michael Anderson.  Can't recall
> >the name, but the actor sure did look a good deal like him.
> >
> >It's sad that that was the last episode, but at least they
> >went out in style!  I thoroughly enjoyed that ep, and all
> >the episodes of "Nightmare Cafe" that I managed to catch.
> >I was, however, rooting for Frank Silva (aka BOB) to be
> >piloting the spaceship... :->
> >
> >
> >--
> >
> >Ed Hughes, SAS Institute  | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little...
> >Cary, NC                  |  yeah!"
> >                          | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet,"
> >                          |          MST3000

I stand corrected.  I must have been in a Lynch mode after just
seeing Blue Velvet for the first time.

Even the voice sounded like LMFAP.  I'm still not convinced.
I'm going to have to find a TP tape with LMFAP appearing
so, that I can tell the difference.  OH well...

Mike
-- mam28@cas.bitnet All opinions expressed are my own.
[src]
Re: ALBERT IS THE MAN ! saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes) 1992-04-07 08:53
In article <AdsG_Ka00awK02nV1Q@andrew.cmu.edu>, jsbt+@andrew.cmu.edu (Joshua Paul Smith) writes:
> >Just curious if anyone has some good quotes from Albert. I remember
> >watching it last year when he was spewing somthing about the love and
> >compassion  he has for the human race. I don't remember it word for word
> >or any word for that matter, it just made an impression at the time. Any
> >other quotes would be welcome.
> >
> >
> >
> >    -Josh-       8>}

Well, this is from memory, but here goes:

"I've got compassion running out of my nose, pal.
 I'm the Sultan of Sentiment."
 --Albert

Or were you referring to that quote where he spoke
about King and Gandhi and ended by telling Harry
he loved him?  Well, whaddya know--I just found
that quote, transcribed in the timeline!  Here it is:

ALBERT: You listen to me.  While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the
fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against
violence.  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take
another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and
King.  My concerns are global.  I reject absolutely revenge,
aggression, and retaliation.  The foundation of such a method...is
love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.

-- Ed Hughes, SAS Institute | "See no evil...well, maybe just a little... Cary, NC | yeah!" | --Joel, "Women of the Prehistoric Planet," | MST3000
[src]
laserdisc 84@arms.UUCP ("Floyd") 1992-04-07 09:11
Someone posted a while ago that an American version of the boxed
laserdisc set was going to be issued this summer.  Does anyone know if
that set will contain the American version of the premiere episode, i.e.
we see Jacoby's gloved hand take the necklace at the end instead of
Cooper's dream.  If this version will not be issued in the set, does
anyone know if it has been or will be issued at all?
[src]
Re: ALBERT IS THE MAN ! igo@sparc27.hri.com (Frederick J. Igo) 1992-04-07 09:17
In article <AdsG_Ka00awK02nV1Q@andrew.cmu.edu>, jsbt+@andrew.cmu.edu
(Joshua Paul Smith) writes:
> > Just curious if anyone has some good quotes from Albert. I remember
> > watching it last year when he was spewing somthing about the love and 
> > compassion  he has for the human race. I don't remember it word for word
> > or any word for that matter, it just made an impression at the time. Any
> > other quotes would be welcome.
> >     -Josh-       8>}

I've collected quite a few TP qoutes from alt.tv.twin-peaks.  Here are some 
of Albert's.  Many of these have already been posted by various poeple in
various forms.  The number in parens is the episode number.  I haven't had the 
time to tie all quotes to an episode.  The filename after the ">" is the 
SparcStation sound file I use to play the particular quote.  

I beleive the quotes are fairly accurate, however, no guarantees are given.
If you find a mistake, please don't hesitate to let me know.


        "Great.  After the square dance maybe we can all take a hay ride."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist (2001)
             >after_the_squaredance.au

        "I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist
             >the_happy_generations.au

        "Oh, the world's most decrepit room-service waiter remembers nothing
         out of the ordinary about the night in question, no surprise there."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist
             >TWMDRSW.au

        "You tell me, vigilante justice or just clean coutry living?"
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist (2001)
             >clean_country_living.au

        "Look, it's trying to think."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist
             >trying_to_think.au

        "While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a
         nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence!  I
         pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another
         because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and
         King!  My concerns are _global_.  I reject absolutely revenge,
         aggression, and retaliation.  The foundation of such a method...
         is love.  I love you, Sheriff Truman.
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist
             >I_love_you,_Sheriff_Truman.au

        "And it's another great moment in law enforcement history."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist (2001)
             >great_moment_in_law_enforcement.au

        "I've got compassion running out of my
         nose, pal.  I'm the sultan of sentiment."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist
             >compassion.au

        "Senor Drool Cup has, shall we say, a mind that wanders."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist
             >senor_drool_cup.au

        "I think it's going terrifically well, don't you?"
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist
             >I_think_it_s_going_terrifically.au

        "Farmer's Almanac??"
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist (2001)

        "...either Josie Packard pulled the trigger or she's loaning her
         winterwear to the wrong kind of people."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly, and fools with badges never!"
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Okay, confining my conclusions to the planet Earth..."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Cooper, an observation.  I don't know where this is headed, but the
         only one of us with the coordinates for this destination in his
         hardware is you.  Go on whatever vision quest you require.  Stand on
         the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance.  Just find
         this beast before he takes another bite."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist (2009)

        "Has anyone seen BOB on earth in the past few weeks?"
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Currently appearing at the Calhoun Memorial Hospital as
         Mr. Potato Head."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "People saw BOB...People saw him in visions... Laura, Maddie, Sarah"
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Maybe that's all BOB is... the evil that men do."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Just bust the bitch"
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Welcome to amateur hour."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Get a life, punk."
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist (2015)

        "Mr. Horne, I recognize that your position in this fair community
         necessitates venality, insincerity, and a certain irritating manner
         of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not a necessarily
         inherent trait.  Therefore, please listen closely--You can have a
         funeral any old time.  You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.  I,
         however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next
         week or even tomorrow--I must perform them now."
         <drill noise--VEEP VEEP!>
        "I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so
         please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling!"
         <Puts drill to Laura's forehead and starts drilling....>
         <Harry slugs Albert>
          -- Albert Rosenfield, FBI Forensic Specialist

        "Your former partner flew the coop,... Coop.
         He escaped.  Vanished into thin air."
        "That's not good."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper
             >your_former_partner.au

        "I know Andy.  I know.  I know.  I know.  It's what we call
         a real three hanky crime."
        "Albert Roserfeld, I don't like the way you talk smart about
         Sheriff Truman or anybody.  You just shut your mouth!"
        <Slam>
          -- Agent Rosenfield and Deputy Brennan
             >A_real_three_hankie_crime.au

        "Meanwhile, one of your suspects is killed in his hospital bed,
         and the other is shot in his living room.  You tell me, vigilante
         justice, or just clean country living?"
        "Albert, where does this attitude of general unpleasantness come
         from?"
        "I'll have to get back to you on that."
        "Well, if you don't want two black eyes on a regular basis, I
         suggest you make some kind of peace with a rural life."
        "Great.  After the square dance maybe we can all take a hay ride."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper (2001)

        "Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came
         to King Hohoho.  I really am, but right now I am trying hard
         to focus on the more immediate problems of our own century,
         right here in Twin Peaks."
        "Albert, you'd be surprised at the connections between the two."
        "Color me amazed."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper

        "Who shot me, Albert?"
        "My men are interrogating the hotel guests, the usual bumper crop
         of rural know-nothings and drunken fly-fishermen.  Nothing so far.
         Oh, the world's most decrepit room-service waiter remembers nothing
         out of the ordinary about the night in question, no surprise there.
         Senor Droolcup has, shall we say, a mind that wanders."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper

        "I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault.  Stomach contents
         revealed, let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half
         a bicycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet.  Goes by
         the name of Pinocchio."
        "You're making a joke!"
        "I like to think of myself as one of the Happy Generation."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper

        "How do you feel?"
        "Me?"
        "I believe it's customary to ask after the health of one recently
         plugged three times."
        "Thanks for asking."
        "Don't get sentimental."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper

        "Oh yeah?  Well, I've had about enough of morons and
         halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells--and you
         chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you--you've
         had enough of me?"
          -- Agent Rosenfield to Sheriff Truman

        "Breathe."
        *sigh*
        "Again."
        *sigh*
        "Okay.  You were shot by a right-handed person, 5'6 to 5'10" tall, at
         a distance of less than three feet.  I'll have ballistics later this
         afternoon."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper (2001)

        "Coop, about the uniform."
        "Yes, Albert?"
        "Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie
         for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form
         of fashion suicide.  But, call me crazy, on you it works."
          -- Agents Rosenfield and Cooper

"Good work Andy."  
"Yeah, WOOF."
  -- Agents Cooper and Rosenfield 
     >good_work_Andy.au

"Albert, where does this attitude of general 
 unpleasantness come from?"
"I'll have to get back to you on that."
  -- Agent Cooper and Rosenfield (2001)
     >I_ll_have_to_get_back_to_you.au

"Andy, how's the nose?"
"Not a mark on it; only blood squirted out."
"Where do they keep his water dish?"
  -- Agent Cooper, Deputy Brennan and Agent Rosenfield (2001)
     >how_s_the_nose.au

"I have only been in Twin Peaks a short time, but in that time I have
 seen decency, honor and dignity.  Murder is not a faceless event here;
 it is not a statistic to be tallied up at the end of the day.  Laura
 Palmer's death has affected each and every man, woman and child,
 because life has meaning here, every life.  That's a way of living I
 thought had vanished from the Earth, but it hasn't, Albert; it's right
 here in Twin Peaks."
"Sounds like you've been snacking on some of the local mushrooms."
  -- Agents Cooper and Rosenfield

"Bobby Briggs."
"What's he doing here?"
"He doesn't look sick."
"Sheriff Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at
 work, it's just a real treat for me."
  -- Sheriff Truman, Cooper, Truman again, and Rosenfield (2001)

"Anything we should be working on?"
"Yeah, try not dragging your knuckles on the ground when you walk!"
  -- Sheriff Truman and Agent Rosenfield

"You saw a giant?"
"Yes."
"Any relation to the dwarf?"
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Cooper and Agent Rosenfield


--
Frederick J. Igo                                            igo@hri.com
Horizon Research, Inc.                                   (617) 466-8300

"Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham."
  -- Dale Cooper, FBI Special Agent
[src]
Is there an FAQ? digifix!sanguish@uunet.ca (Scott Anguish) 1992-04-07 09:32
Is there an FAQ for this group?  I checked the USENET folders on UUNET,  
but there doesn't seem to be one.

And, since I am asking, is the series available on LaserDisc?

e-mail address is below.
Thanks
Scott

---
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[src]
Re: ALBERT IS THE MAN ! hallway@caen.engin.umich.edu (Eric Hall) 1992-04-07 10:12
Yea, Albert did slam on the sheriff by saying the loved the human
race...and HIM!  Ooooh, it was good.  I saw the episode last week,
I'll rewind the tape and try and post it here soon.

--eric
--hallway@engin.umich.edu
[src]
Re: ALBERT IS THE MAN ! rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) 1992-04-07 10:41
> >jsbt+@andrew.cmu.edu (Joshua Paul Smith) writes...
>> >>Just curious if anyone has some good quotes from Albert.

1005 (?):  To Sheriff Truman

Albert: Look! I'ts trying to think!

BBC
[src]
Re: Fire Walk With Me shiau@eniac.seas.upenn.edu ("Duckie" Shiau) 1992-04-07 14:04
I believe the movie will premiere at Cannes.

Look for it in U.S. theaters in August or September.

--
For God, for Country, and for Penn!|         shiau@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
             |         University of Pennsylvania
[src]
Re: ALBERT IS THE MAN ! cdt@sw.stratus.com (C. D. Tavares) 1992-04-07 14:19
In article <6222@bigbird.hri.com.hri.com>, igo@sparc27.hri.com (Frederick J. Igo) writes:
> > I've collected quite a few TP qoutes from alt.tv.twin-peaks...
> > ...The filename after the ">" is the 
> > SparcStation sound file I use to play the particular quote.  

> >              >trying_to_think.au
> >              >I_love_you,_Sheriff_Truman.au
> >              >great_moment_in_law_enforcement.au ...

So are you going to tell us WHERE we can get these files, or are you just
teasing us?
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The Complete Poem. xxxx@peptide.ecn.purdue.edu (Name Redacted) 1992-04-07 14:22
Doesn't the Alternate Version of the 1st episode of twin peaks relate what
cooper said happened in his dream in the 4th episode??  Why was it spliced
up for television?
In the alternate version, instead of seeing Jacoby's hand take the necklace
at the end, we see Laura Palmers mother having a vision of someone walking
upstairs.  
We see Laura's room and Bob is crouched behind the bed.
Then we see the one-armed man call agent cooper, and say something about
Theresa Banks and the 'red stitches'.
Then there is an incredibly stupid scene where Andy plays trumpet and
Lucy talks to Truman on the phone.      
Then Cooper confronts the one-armed man at the hospital.
The One-armed man recites the poem at the hospital along with some other
dialog interjected in between.  The One-Armed man identifies Bob as
the killer.
The One-armed man says Bob is in the basement of the hospital now.
Cooper,Truman and the one-armed man go into the basement.
We see Bob hunched near a circle of 12 candles.
Bob says his part of the poem (with extra lines)
something like.....  I'll run to you scallywag
                     Voices   ? , birds call
                     Catch you with my death bag.
The one armed man runs into the room and shoots Bob.
Bob falls to the floor and the one armed man also falls saying 'It hurts.'
Cooper says 'Make a wish'.  The candles blow out.
The screen says '25 YEARS LATER'
We see the dream sequence with the midget and Laura.
(The only difference is that the midget pauses to hold Lauras hand in one
place.)
Then at the end the midget gets up and does a dance to the ending credits.

(Odd how many things seem to have happened either 25 years ago or 25 years
in the future in twin peaks.)
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Re: Fire Walk With Me v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott J Gorcey) 1992-04-07 15:21
> >Station?  It's a *theatrical* release, not a made-for-television movie.
> >The exact date is August 23rd. However, it's debuting at the Cannes Film
> >Festival.

     I wonder why so many people seem to think FWWM is going to be on
     TV?...


> >} What exactly does it have to do with?
> > 
> >The full title of the film is TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME; Teresa Banks
> >and the Last Seven Days of Laura Palmer.
> > 
> >Does that give you a clue?

     Not all-together.  It's Theresa Banks, the Last Seven Days of Laura's
     Life, and Post-"How's Annie?"  I've seen slides of Hawk in the
     waiting room and what is made to look like the funeral of Agent
     Cooper, both of which obviously take place after the last episode
     of the series, or Post-"How's Annie?"


> >} Is there any chance of a Twin Peaks revival?
> > 
> >Doubtful.

     Keep some hope, guy.  FWWM cost less than three million dollars -
     I think the exact cost was less than 2.5.  That's cheaper than
     hell and with the foreign markets still in love with Peaks it's
     garunteed to turn a tidy profit -- more than enough to finance
     a second feature...  

     The real question is not, Can they?  They certainly can, and
     would make loads of money doing so.  The wuestion is, Does
     Lynch Want To?

     (Anybody know the answer?)



          ^Hot Damn, That Pie Was Good!^
                     Common Phrases Heard at
                     RR Diner #32.

          ^Scott Gorcey, v075q5fr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu^
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Re: Fire Walk With Me st911277@pip.cc.brandeis.edu 1992-04-07 16:09
I happened to get my hands on the shooting draft for the movie.  I don't
want to give anything away, but if you e-mail me, I'll let you in on some
stuff.   st911277@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
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Twin Peaks on pay tv navarrer@bionette.CGRB.ORST.EDU (Roy Navarre -- Botany and Plant Pathology) 1992-04-07 19:21
Surely the perfect solution to continuing this series is to show it on pay
tv ie HBO, Showtime etc. Showtime picked up the Paper chase. Come on guys get
a clue--pick up twin peaks. I'll suscribe in a second.

This would also give lynch more creative control. Wouldnt have to worry about
being edited or censored. Plus he could adopt more of a miniseries format
as opposed to 1 hour a week ending in a cliff hanger.

It seems a match made in heaven. Why isnt it happening??????????????????????????
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The Answer to the Hair Problem furesz_t@wums.wustl.edu 1992-04-08 03:21
In the Laura=Maddie plot line, I am shocked that the current netters are 
missing the most obvious reason that Doc Hayward/Albert found nothing
funny.  I discussed this 2 years ago with my group of Peak freaks here
and they bought it.  The reason they did not say anything about hair
color in the autopsy was that the girl that died was naturally blonde.
I believe it was Laura but if you think it was Maddie this could be
easily explained by the fact that Maddie too was a natural blonde!  
Remember the line about "Laura and I use to trade places when we were kids"
that Maddie uttered once (this is easier to do if both girls are blonde).
Laura (if she pretended to be Maddie) dyed her hair brown (I know that
is hard to believe for most netters cuz all of America does it the other
way around-being a natural blonde myself I understand why).  Maybe this
is something Maddie had a habit of doing or maybe LAura just did it to
look somewhat different (remember Leland did not recognize Maddie or Laura
as Maddie right away when she arrived in TP).  If both girls were natural
blondes that would explain all of what yo have been debating.

Todd
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Re: Twin Peaks on pay tv boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (The fox so cunning and free) 1992-04-08 04:43
In article <1992Apr8.022130.6741@talon.ucs.orst.edu>, navarrer@bionette.CGRB.ORST.EDU (Roy Navarre -- Botany and Plant Pathology) writes...

} Surely the perfect solution to continuing this series is to show it on pay
} tv ie HBO, Showtime etc. Showtime picked up the Paper chase. Come on guys
} get a clue--pick up twin peaks. I'll suscribe in a second.
[...]
} It seems a match made in heaven. Why isnt it happening??????????????????????

Maybe because it shouldn't?

Look, I love TWIN PEAKS, and I'd like to see more on an occasional basis,
but it had its run, and it was good, and we should all let it rest.

Besides, the people involved probably want to go on to working on other
things.

-- "Buster, this trip downriver has been truly special. Downright Twainian in a Hitchcockian sort of way." --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com
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