Season 2, Episode 18: On the Wings of Love — April 04–10, 1991

In article <1991Apr5.103718.12255@pbs.org>, mpax@pbs.org (Cool Bean) writes...

} I was reading the post about what the TV Guide says will happen next
} week.  Who is Lana?

The Widow Milford. Is there any doubt that she'll win the Miss Twin Peaks
contest? :-)

-- "If I haven't explained Jerry, it's because he really can't be explained." -- Dan'l Danehy-Oakes --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian%ruby.DEC@DECWRL.DEC.COM or ...!decwrl!ruby.enet.dec.com!boyajian

In article <5665@vela.acs.oakland.edu>, rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes...

}} [A computer screen drawing of some kind of map?  It could be drawings of
}} something in Owl Cave?  It looks like there are two figures on the left
}} side above a circle of objects (BOB's candles?) and on the right is 
}                                  ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^

} What do you mean by this exactly?  What am I forgetting?

The circle of candles that gets blown out by a gust of wind in Cooper's
dream. It's not clear in the dream sequence that the candles are connected
to BOB, but in the Euroversion ending, they definitely are.

-- "If I haven't explained Jerry, it's because he really can't be explained." -- Dan'l Danehy-Oakes --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian%ruby.DEC@DECWRL.DEC.COM or ...!decwrl!ruby.enet.dec.com!boyajian

GIOVIN%PRIAM@ecs.umass.edu (Rocky Giovinazzo) writes:
>> >>side above a circle of objects (BOB's candles?) and on the right is
>> >>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
> >What do you mean by this exactly?  What am I forgetting?

In the dream episode from the first season (and in the euroversion), during
the dream we were shown a circle of lit candles blown out by a sudden gust
of wind.  This was right after a shot of BOB, calling out to Mike the OAM.
I forget the exact sequence of events, but it was all a part of Coop's dream.

--
bvickers@ics.uci.edu | "Space by itself, and time by itself, are doomed
brett@ucippro.bitnet |  to fade away into mere shadows, and only a kind
                     |  union of the two will preserve an independent
                     |  reality."  - Albert Einstein

I thought this episode was pretty bad, possibly the worst yet.  Mo,
second worst - 2004 was worse.  What I noticed most was the complete
lack of subtlety in this episode.  Still, there were some decent parts.


Thoughts:

* About the geometric design on the napkin & in the cave.  Coop said
it consisted of the Major's and LL's tattoos.  IT DID NOT!  The Log
Lady's was in it, but instead of the Major's tattoo it had 3 diamonds
connected end to end.  I can't believe they let a huge continuity
error like this slip by.  This was important, and they screwed it up.
I am annoyed.  It's not like it would have been hard to fix that or
anything.

* It was good to see Gordon Cole again, but that whole scene in the
diner soon became tedious and dragged on too long.  I got the
impression that David Lynch got a little too self-indulgent in that
scene.  His first appearance on the show was much more entertaining. 
I did like his line "THE WORD LINKAGE REMINDS ME OF SAUSAGE!" though.

* The cave stuff REALLY had no subtlety at all.  Reminded me of a
"Dark Shadows" style.

* I can't believe that Cooper & Co. just left the cave after
discovering that stone handle.  Surely they would have been a LITTLE
curious after all that had just happened!  And Cooper did say "Who
knows where this will lead us?" implying that he wanted to
investigate.  Maybe they did, and we just didn't get to see it.  But I
doubt it, since when WE got there everything was still normal.  I
thought the closing scene (with pieces of rock falling all around)
looked kind of like a stone version of the waterfall.

* So now we have 4 possibilities for the chess queen: Donna, Audrey,
Shelley, and whoever wins Miss Twin Peaks.  I wonder why Earle needs 4
to choose from, instead of just picking 1 from the start?  Also, is he
choosing HIS queen or Cooper's queen?  Or maybe, Miss Twin Peaks will
be WE's queen while Cooper's will either be Donna, Audrey, or Shelley.

* Ben Horne said to Audrey, "When I think about Laura... about the
mistakes I've made..."  Hmmm....

* What are some implications of the fact that WE was using the same
drug that the one-armed man was taking?  Also, if WE was taking the
drug to fake a mental illness AFTER he was already in the looney-bin,
why was he sent to a mental institution in the first place?

* A prediction based on the scenes from next week: Windom will go
ahead and capture Cooper's pawn, even though he would have to give up
his bishop (with the mood he's in now, I don't think he really cares.) 
I think he'll have Leo to do the killing for him.  Leo's probably his
bishop.  He will have Leo write Cooper a note about the chess game. 
Cooper will somehow suspect that it is Leo's writing, and will
subsequently realize that Leo is with WE.  Cooper might even decide
NOT to take WE's bishop after the above move, because he doesn't want
anyone (even Leo) to die.


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Kenneth Bays                |  "Everyone looks naked when you know the
un040377@wvnvms.wvnet.edu   |   world's address." - They Might Be Giants
                            - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

In article <1991Apr5.212343.25512@milton.u.washington.edu> twain@milton.u.washington.edu (Barbara Hlavin) writes:
> >In article <1991Apr5.190815.23174@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Sanjiv Sarwate) writes:
>> >>bvickers@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) writes:
>> >>
>>> >>>It seems that Eileen Hayward and lecherous Ben Horne had something
>>> >>>going "20 years" ago.
> >
>> >>     Sanjiv Sarwate
> >
> >
> >I quite agree.  I'd rather speculate that 20 years ago something 
> >happened in Twin Peaks that involved all the parents of all our 
> >"juveniles" -- Eileen and Doc Hayward, Ben Horne and his wife,  
> >perhaps James' mother (aha! that's why she "took to drink" -- 
> >couldn't stand the guilt); maybe Catherine Packard Martell and 
> >Pete Martell?  
> >
> >Maybe there's some Deep Dark Secret that concerns something they 
> >did when they were about the ages of their own children, or some 
> >crime that they covered up.  Maybe it has something to do with 
> >the Evil in the woods.  Oh, and I'd bet that Margaret the Log 
> >Lady would have been involved, too. 
> >
> >
[stuff deleted]
> >--Barbara 

Shades of 'Nightmare on Elm Street'.  I like this idea, but
only if they do it right.  If it is too much of a NoES clone, then
I'll be dissapointed.  Maybe the aliens were first here 20 years ago
and interacted with the local inhabitants in some way.  They left
leaving a few people behind.  Maybe a base under Twin Peaks.  Maybe
stowaways as in BOB and his like.  Now they are back to right the
wrongs that occurred 20 years ago (or so).  WE was involved with the
Project BlueBook just over twenty years ago.  He was possessed by an 
evil alien seeking refuge from the ones with white hats.  The crime
he committed which Caroline saw was actuall done by the alien.  The good guys
(a.k.a. The White Lodge) couldn't exorcise the alien out of him so 
they gave him (and Gerard, and others?) the blue stuff (I couldn't 
even pronounce it let alone spell it :-)  in order to keep the alien
subdued.  However they didn't count on the weakness (?) of humans
and their desire for things beyond themselves.  The aliens finally
took over WE and now are back to meet The White Lodge.  Coop and Annie
and others (Ben?  Now on the side of good) have been drawn here, 
recruited you might say to help the White Lodge fight the evil they
left behind.  
The war between good and evil (at least in this form) is 
coming to the final battle.  Forces are lining up on both sides for
this final psychic battle.  (seems like there was a science fiction
book like this)  There are four kinds of people:  psychic good,
psychic evil, non-psychic good and non-psychic evil (this part 
originated by Mike Conlon).  They are, so far

Psychic good                Psychic evil
Dale CooperWindom Earle
AnnieCatherine
The Log LadyJosie (she's around, isn't she?)
Hawk (?)The Widow Milford (?)
Major BriggsLittle Nicki
Mrs Palmer
Nadine

Non-psychic good     Non-psychic evil
HarryLeo
Gordon/Albert   Jones
Andy/Lucy/DickJerry
Doc HaywardBobby (?)
Audrey/Shelly/Donna
Norma

There are probably others who good easily fit in.  Some we  may not see
again, e.g. Hank.   Let the psychic ones be royalty (kings, queens, 
bishops, etc.) and the non-psychic ones be pawns and you have a nice
chess game.  I would love to see a showdown ala The OK Corral.

charles d. kincaid
statman@stat.ufl.edu   <<-----  The correct address.  Not the one above.

Hello Tokyo,
What a show!  I laughed, I cried, I rolled around on the floor
and tore my hair out!  My comments in another post.
This one is for tadadadadadah  Twin Quotes.  I apologize for   
none last week.  I lent my tape to someone before getting the quotes.
This list includes all episodes since the beginning of the year.  I may
have gotten carried away with the long ones at the end.  I thought
the whole diner scene was great, though.  If enough people express
dissenting opinions, then I'll try to cut it down.  
As always comments, criticisms and suggestions are
enthusiastically requested.  The news feed that I use messes up
my return address.  Please note the correct address below.  
'And as always Thank You For Shopping At K-Mart.'

charles d. kincaid
statman@stat.ufl.edu

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
#THE AGENT OF OZ
[Cooper lies in bed in his room.  Catherine is stroking his 
head.  Andy, the Log Lady and the Man From Another Place
are sitting around the bed.]
Cooper:Auntie Em!
Cath.:Auntie Em?  
Cooper:I must have been dreaming.  It was horrible.  We
were all on Saturday's.  Andy  you were there.  The 
Log Lady was there.  The Man From Another Place was 
there.
Cath.:Saturday's!  That is a bad dream.  
All:Ooooh.  
Announcer:Twin Peaks is back on Thursday nights.  
Coop:Diane, Thursday nights.  There's no place like home.  
  
# Hawk:The man has a poor sense of recreation.  
  
Albert:Coop, about the uniform.  
Cooper:Yes, Albert?  
Albert:Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark 
suit and tie for the casual indifference of these 
muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide.  But, 
call me crazy, on you it works.

Judy Swain:An orphan, you know.  
Andy:Really?  What happened?  Did his parents die?  

# WE:Cooper doesn't know the meaning of STALEMATE!  

# Nadine:I think I've gone _blind_ in my left eye!  
  
# Cooper:Sure fire cure for a hangover, Harry.  You take 
a glass of nearly frozen unstrained tomato juice.  
You plop a couple of oysters in there.  You drink it 
down.  Breathe deeply.  Next you take a mound, and I 
mean a mound of sweetbreads.  Sautee it in some 
chestnuts and Canadian Bacon.  Finally, biscuits, 
big biscuits, smothered in gravy.  Now here's where 
it gets tricky.  You're gonna need some anchovies.  
Harry:Excuse me. [and rushes to the bathroom]  
Cooper:That should do it.  
  
# Gordon:HARRY, THE BEST CURE I EVER CAME ACROSS FOR A 
HANGOVER IS RAW MEAT, AND PLENTY OF IT.  YA BREAK AN 
EGG ON IT.  ADD IN SOME SALTED ANCHOVIES, TOBASCO 
AND WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE. [Harry, again rushes to 
the bathroom]  IF YOU WANT WE CAN ORDER IT UP  
FOR YA.  [Cooper and Gordon smile at each other]  

# Harry:What do you recommend for a hangover?  
Annie:Teetotaling and prayer.  
Cooper:Good answer.  
Harry:I'll try some coffee.  

# Johnny Horne:  Oouaaaahouaaaahouoooh!   (Ed note: Sp? :-)  
  
Irene:Of all the people in the world, the best and the 
worst are drawn to a dead dog.  Most turn away. Only 
the pure of heart can feel its pain.  And somewhere 
in between the rest of us struggle.  
  
Audrey:They have women agents?  
Denise:More or less.  
                                 
Denise:I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my 
panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I 
mean.  
Cooper:Not really.  
  
# WE:Tacit agreement is acceptable, Leo.  Your silence 
speaks volumes.  Or if not volumes, at least the 
occasional punctuated paragraph.  
  
Audrey: I've examined his will Jerry.  If my father becomes 
incapacitated, it all goes to me when I'm old 
enough.  And I am old enough and he is 
incapacitated.  Play it my way either way or the 
only project you'll be developing is selling 
baseboard heaters at the local cash-n-carry.  
Jerry:What's happened to the man is a tragedy.  
Audrey:Yea, Jerry, it's a tragedy.  
  
Pete:Now if there's chessboards in Heaven, Jose's sittin' 
next to the Lord.  
  
# Gordon:THE WORD LINKAGE REMINDS ME OF SAUSAGE.  NEVER 
CARED MUCH FOR THE LINKS, PREFERRED THE PATTIES. BUT 
BREAKFAST IS A REAL GOOD IDEA.  BONZAI.  REMEMBER 
THOSE OLD WORLD WAR II MOVIES?  BONZAAIIIII!!!!  
WE:AAAH, Damnation.  
Leo:Buuurrrrp.  
  
Dwayne:She killed him with SEX.  
  
Dick: Oh she doth teach the torches to burn bright  (Andy 
sighs) It seems she hangs against the cheek of night  
+ Doc:Like a rich jewel in an ethiope's ear.  Beauty too 
rich for youth, for earth too dear.  
  
Cooper:Harry, Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond.  It's 
cold and hard and brilliant.  
  
Dr Jacoby: What he needs right now is both your 
understanding and a Confederate victory.  
  
# Dick:But what I'm trying to make clear is that using a 
stuffed animal to represent an endangered species as 
an ecological protest constitutes the supreme 
incongruity.  
  
# Hawk:Maybe we'd better just whistle on our way past the 
graveyard.  
  
Doc H.:Is she sexually active?  
Ed:Active?  Doc, I wake up every morning feeling like I 
got hit by a timber truck.    
  
Ben:You'll have to excuse me the chef just tried to 
stab Jerry.  
  
Albert:Get a life, punk.  
  
Dr Jacoby:Now what she does in fact possess is a 
heightened sexual drive and a working knowledge of 
technique, anatomy and touch that few men have ever 
had the pleasure of experiencing or the skills to 
match.  
Harry:Is it hot in here?  
Cooper &
  Hawk:Yea.  

# Lucy:You can't do that!  
Pete (to Coop):My students.  
Lucy:Mr Martell, Andy moved his knight without doing the 
little hook thing.  
Andy:You don't have to do the little hook thing, that's 
optional.  
Pete:Andy, uh, the knight has to do the little hook 
thing.
Andy:Every time?  
Pete:It's a privilege.  No one else gets to make that 
move.  
Andy:Ok, Mr Martell.  
Lucy:I guess some people don't know quite as much as they 
think they do.  Check!  
  
Pete:We forgot the weinies, all beef with the skin on 
`em.  
  
Ben:I give you the little pine weasel found only in our 
tri-county area.  It is nearly extinct.  
Jerry:They're incredible roasted.  
  
Andy:Once stimulated the female will respond in such a 
way that the skin around her ...  Oh My God!  
  
Cooper:Great players are either far or few.  
  
Malcom:Mrs. Marsh hired him to fix the Jaguar.  
Trooper:Jaguar ... J-a-g-w ... uh, the car.  
  
Shelly (from WE's note): 
See the mountains kiss high heaven  
and the waves clasp one another.  
No sister flower would be forgiven  
if it disdained its brother.  
And the sunlight clasped the earth  
and the moonbeams kissed the sea.  
What is our sweet work worth  
if thou kiss not me?  
  
BOB:COOP, what happened to JOSIE?!  

#Gordon:HOLY SMOKES!  WHO IS THAT?  
Cooper:Shelly Johnson.  
[Gordon motions he didn't here]  
Cooper:SHELLY JOHNSON.  
Gordon:WHAT A BEAUTY!  KINDA REMINDS ME OF THAT STATUE, THE 
BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS.  
Cooper:Venus de Milo.  
Gordon:THE NAME WAS MILO, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.  
THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU 
SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH.  'SCUSE ME COOP WHILE I TRY 
MY HAND AT A LITTLE COUNTER-ESPARANTO.  
Gordon:Good luck, Gordon.  
Gordon:HELLO.  I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A 
CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE 
YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT.  THE 
NAME IS GORDON COLE AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE 
YOU FROM THE BOOTH.  AND .. WELL, SEEING YOUR BEAUTY 
NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH MY STOMACH IS FILLED WITH A 
TEAM OF BUMBLEBEES.  
Shelly:You don't have to shout.  I can hear you.  
Gordon:I HEARD THAT.  I, I HEARD THAT.  
Shelly:Um, do you want anything besides coffee?  
Gordon:I HEARD YOU PERFECTLY!  
Shelly:And I can hear you, honest.  
Gordon:YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.  You don't understand Miss 
Johnson.  Do you see this?  For 20 years I've been asking 
people to please speak up, but for some weird  
reason I can hear you clear as a bell.  Say 
something else.  
Shelly:Um, um, do you want pie with your coffee?  
Gordon:Good Lord, I can hear you perfectly.  This is like 
some sort of miracle.  A...a phenomenon.  
LL:What's wrong with miracles?  
Gordon:WHAT'S THAT?  
LL:This cherry pie is a miracle.  
Gordon:WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THE LADY WITH THE LOG TO SPEAK 
UP.  
Shelly:Um, the pie, she was talking about the cherry pie.  
Gordon:I heard you again.  I heard you again.  
Shelly:Would you like some pie?  
Gordon:MASSIVE, MASSIVE QUANTITIES AND A GLASS OF WATER,   
SWEETHEART.  MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE.  


#Shelly:Do you want some more pie?  A whole pie?  
Gordon:YES I WOULD MISS JOHNSON.  AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND 
A PENCIL.  I PLAN ON WRITING AN EPIC POEM ABOUT THIS 
GORGEOUS PIE.  

#Cooper:Two penguins were walking across an iceberg.  
One penguin turned to the second penguin and said, 
"You look like you're wearing a tuxedo."   
Shelly:Annie.  
Gordon:I HEARD THAT!  
Annie:Wait a minute.  I'll be right back.  [She leaves]  
Cooper:I wasn't quite finished.  
Harry:How long you been in love with her?  
Cooper:Harry, who said anything about love?  
Harry:Cooper, you just tried to tell her a joke.  
Cooper:I did?[Annie returns]
Annie:So what did the second penguin say?  
Cooper:Well, the first penguin said to the second penguin, 
"You look like you're wearing a tuxedo."  And the 
second penguin said, "Maybe I am."  
[Annie and Cooper both laugh]  
Harry:Defense rests.

In article <O116615.91Apr6121528@lehtori.cc.tut.fi> o116615@cc.tut.fi (Oksala Jarkko) writes:
> >
> >Well, the only thing I wanna know is ..WHO DID IT ????

Most recently?

That would have to be Nadine and Mike.

Longest ago?

That would have to be Ben Horne and Mrs. Haywood.

-Matt
&&&&
&&&
&&
&

In article <1991Apr5.100423.1104@ceres.physics.uiowa.edu> jak@ceres.physics.uiowa.edu writes:
> >
> >  Now, I think Windom's next move will be QB-KN5. This is not the best
> >move from a fundamentals standpoint, but it attacks the Black Queen, and
> >it forces an exchange. Black has to block, preferably with a pawn, because
> >if someone dies every time a black piece is taken, the presumably a pawn
> >dying is not as drastic as a bishop or knight dying. 

But we know that Windom wants to take Coop's Queen ... at the Ms Twin Peaks
contest (supposedly next week) - maybe Pete manages to foil this and 
force Windom to find another place to do it ...

Paul

-- Paul Campbell UUCP: ..!mtxinu!taniwha!paul AppleLink: CAMPBELL.P "But don't we all deserve. More than a kinder and gentler fuck" - Two Nice Girls, "For the Inauguration"

Since I can find no previous article cross-posted between these two news-
groups, I wanted to invite rec.games.chess readers to comment on this
thread of discussion.

In the ABC TV series "Twin Peaks" there is a chess game going on between
a highly intelligent, resourceful, maniacal and psychopathic killer named
Windom Earle and his arch-rival/nemesis, FBI special agent Dale Cooper.
(Earle used to be Cooper's partner, more history can be provided upon
request.)  Every time Earle (white) captures one of Cooper's (black)
pieces, some person dies.  Cooper has enlisted the help of the local
chess "expert" to play to a stalemate with as few pieces captured as
possible.  Earle now recognizes this "unfair" play and seems determined
to inflict massive punishment as a consequence.

In article <1991Apr5.100423.1104@ceres.physics.uiowa.edu> jak@ceres.physics.uiowa.edu writes:
> >  Here are the moves of the chess game so far, as near as I can tell.
> >        Windom                         Coop
> >  1.    P-K4                            P-K4
> >  2.    P-Q4                            N-QB3
> >  3.    PxP                             P-QN3
> >  4.    N-KB3                           P-QR3
> >  
> >  Now, I think Windom's next move will be QB-KN5. This is not the best
> >move from a fundamentals standpoint, but it attacks the Black Queen, and
> >it forces an exchange. Black has to block, preferably with a pawn, because
> >if someone dies every time a black piece is taken, the presumably a pawn
> >dying is not as drastic as a bishop or knight dying. 

Any comments?  Bear in mind that not much time is left in the TV season,
hence if anything big is going to happen at all, it would seem to be
more likely sooner rather than later.
--
Roger Noe                            roger-noe@uiuc.edu
Department of Computer Science       noe@cs.uiuc.edu
University of Illinois               40:06:39 N.  88:13:41 W.

moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer) writes:

> >  *  Y'know, if there was somebody in Twin Peaks who *was* being possessed by
> >     an owl, I'd put money on Ben Horne.  All this talk about being
> >     "cleansed", combined with his forestry protection...

Sudden thought. The last we saw of MIKE was about the time that he 
freaked when Ben came toward him. Or, rather, that's the last we saw of 
Philip Michael Gerard...

What if MIKE is in Ben now? Ben seems to be going around appearing to 
atone for past sins, after a period of psychological readjustment...

BTW, it seems like guesses after last week of Donna perhaps being Ben's 
daughter are, indeed, going to be substantiated. This would perhaps lead 
to another Twin symbol, if my guess above is right -- a balancing of 
BOB's daughter (Laura) and MIKE's daughter (Donna).

It is happening again.      It is happening again.      It is happening again.
Joe Zitt ...cs.utexas.edu!kvue!zitt!joe (512)450-1916

A friend pointed out to me they may have brought Johnny Horne back for a 
reason.  He was shown in the last episode shooting rubber-tipped arrows at
`buffalo'.

Is he the person responsible for pointing the arrow in the Spoilers at some
unknown person?

    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
           "If it would save your life, I wouldn't touch your feet."
 THE MINISTER
       University of Pennsylvania --- shiau@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) writes:

> > Yes, I know the "proper" spelling, but I'm a member of that
> > small minority that believes that "Windom" is a stupid way
> > to spell what should be, IOHO, "Wyndham".

Well, gee... maybe you should try to get the actor William Windom to
respell >his< name, too...

It is happening again.      It is happening again.      It is happening again.
Joe Zitt ...cs.utexas.edu!kvue!zitt!joe (512)450-1916

In article <91094.092639ACPS6410@Ryerson.CA> ACPS6410@Ryerson.CA (Nadir U Ahmed) writes:
> >- Cooper tries to draw the tattoos of the Log Lady and Major
> >  Briggs together.
> >      /\
> >    / \
> >    \ /
> >      \/
> >       /\    /\     /\
> >     /  -<  >- \
> >   /     \/   \
> > -------------/\--------------
> >    / \
> >    \ /
> >      \/
> >  ( No I don't know how diamonds came from triangles)

I have no idea how diamonds came from triangles either.  Maybe they
accidentally mixed in one of the alternate plots or something?

Anyway, the symbol reminded me of a spaceship landing between two
mountains.  And the most famous sighting of a diamond-shaped UFO that I'm
aware of was the Cash/Landrum case in Texas in 1980.  In that case,
two women and a kid saw a huge diamond-shaped object with a jet of flame
coming out the bottom.("Do you want to play with Fire, little boy?!")
(The case is famous, in case you're wondering, because they all suffered
massive radiation exposure.)  Ten years later, one of the witnesses took
out a full-page ad in "The Gulf Breeze Sentinel" warning people that the
UFOs are flown by demonic entities!

> >- Cooper, Hawk, Truman, and Andy are in a cave and sees the
> >  picture that was also drawn by Cooper. An owl tries to attack
> >  the group. Andy swings his pickaxe and hits the top diamond?
> >  The middle diamond opens and a rod with a symbol appears:
> >  The owl leaves the cave.
> >      /\/\/\- Cooper mentions to Diane its Thursday 9:05 p.m.
> >      /    \  He sees Annie and that scar. She won't explain
> >      \    /  now but in time.
> > \/- WE goes to owl cave and saw what was uncovered.
> >  he sees on the ceiling the symbol inverted so
> >  he turned the rod so the symbol is upside-down. The wall then
> >  crumbled.

(The symbol, incidentally, didn't look quite like the rendering above.  But
I can't come up with anything much better.  The symbol reminds me of an
owl.)

When the owl swooped down on them, I was sure it was going to fly right
*through* the wall, thereby establishing that something interdimensional
was going on.  Unfortunately it didn't, but it's still going to be
interesting to see what's behind that wall!

Several things went through my mind when I saw this scene, and several
others when I thought about it afterwards.  First, is Andy a Talking Heads
fan?  ("And you may say to yourself, 'My God, what have I done?'")  Second,
was anyone reminded of "Doctor Who"?  I mean, Borusa had the Doc and
friends disarm all the traps in Rassilon's Tower, then tried to seize the
secret himself.  Just like WE sneaking in after Coop & friends have
uncovered the rod.

Lastly (for now), wasn't there a controversy a few years ago about some
fake historical documents pertaining to the founding of the Mormon church?
And didn't one of the documents say that the devil appeared in the form of
a white salamander to try to stop Smith from picking up the Book Of Mormon?
Sort of like the owl trying to scare off Coop and company.  And after all,
Smith was in a cave, and salamanders are associated in legend with fire...

--
*  From the disk of:  | jms@vanth.uucp     | "You know I never knew
Jim Shaffer, Jr.      | amix.commodore.com!vanth!jms | that it could be so
37 Brook Street       | uunet!cbmvax!amix!vanth!jms  | strange..."
Montgomery, PA 17752  | 72750.2335@compuserve.com    |     (R.E.M.)

In article <m0cyZ1w164w@bigtime.UUCP> gortek@bigtime.UUCP (gortek) writes:
> >Also, in one the first ever episode, it showed Audrey, Donna, Bobby, and 
> >James at school when they announced Laura's death.  Did they all drop out 
> >or what?  They never have returned there, that's for sure.  I don't think 
> >it was the last day, before summer vacation.  But strange things are 
> >often afoot at the Peaks, so who knows.

At least Donna is still in school. Do you recall the scene in their High 
School when Mike is begging Donna to do something about Nadine? They
were walking along the proverbial high school corridor lined on one
(or both) sides with lockers. As to Bobby, my impression is that he can
get away with not attending classes since he is a star football athlete. As to
James, I don't seem to recall the first episode showing James in the school
when they announced Laura's death. In fact I am uncertain as to whether
James attends school at all (perhaps someone who knows James more
intimately can enlighten). And finally Audrey, she definitely is (or was?)
something else isn't she?


Louie

> >From: rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson)
> >Subject: Re: Transcript of ending for Californians.
>> >>In article <19FC44D160C02014@UMAECS> GIOVIN%PRIAM@ecs.umass.edu (Rocky Giovinazzo) writes:

> >[Transcript of final minutes deleted.  Thanks for posting it!]

>> >>Scenes from "Next, on Twin Peaks..."
>> >>------------------------------------
>> >>[A computer screen drawing of some kind of map?  It could be drawings of
>> >>something in Owl Cave?  It looks like there are two figures on the left
>> >>side above a circle of objects (BOB's candles?) and on the right is 
                                 ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^

> >What do you mean by this exactly?  What am I forgetting?
Rememeber Cooper's first dream with the LMFAP?  I associated the circle
of candles being blown out with BOB since, and I know I shouldn't say this,
in the European version that the shot was taken from, BOB was found
in the basement of the hospital next to that circle of candles.  (I think).
I assume they are part of some sort of ritual and maybe important?
Anyway, I looked at the "map" again and noticed that there are
more than 12 markings for candles.  BOB had only 12 candles in his
circle.  Whoops.
The "map" could also just be some doodling or maybe something
Windom was drawing.  Since there's no voice over for that shot,
we'll just have to wait until 4/11.
Really, this "map" is probably not as significant as I 
have made it out to be.  I guess I should have held out on the
speculation.

Sorry,
Rocky

> >From: UN040377@WVNVAXA.WVNET.EDU
> >Newsgroups: alt.tv.twin-peaks
> >Subject: The 4/4 Episode - SPOILERS

> >* About the geometric design on the napkin & in the cave.  Coop said
> >it consisted of the Major's and LL's tattoos.  IT DID NOT!  The Log
> >Lady's was in it, but instead of the Major's tattoo it had 3 diamonds
> >connected end to end.  I can't believe they let a huge continuity
> >error like this slip by.  This was important, and they screwed it up.
> >I am annoyed.  It's not like it would have been hard to fix that or
> >anything.
Come on. There was no error here.  The Major's tattoo were
unconnected triangles.  Dale was just doodling with the symbols and
come up with something that Annie recognized.  Coincidence!
Remember, as Dale says, "Coincidence and fate figure largely in
our lives."
When Dale says things like, "I put the Log Lady's and Major 
Briggs' tattoos together and came up with this," you really don't have
to take his words so literally.

crawford@fsulcd.physics.fsu.edu (Lee Crawford) writes:

> >As to those markings on the back of Major Briggs neck and upon the log lady; 
> >With tribute to Monty Python, yes, they're "..verrry noicce." But what I want
> >to
> >know is why when the three symbols were on Major Briggs neck they were three
> >triangles arranged in a Radiation symbol pattern, but when COOP decided to
> >rearrange
> >them he came up with three diamonds. 
> >
> >  Three triangles doesnt make three diamonds, it makes 1.5 diamonds. (You can
> >tell
> >I goes to college, huh ?) Imagine that an inconsistency....
> >
Well, I too thought that this was merely an inconsistency.  But today
I was out driving, when suddenly a symbol appeared to me!  It was just
like Major Briggs', except there were *diamonds* instead of the
*triangles*!  Pretty scary, huh?  It was on a Mitsubishi building,
of course.  More than a coincidence?

--  maggie

-- --scott douglass Any opinions above may be mine and are not necessarily those of Apple Computer. domain: scott@apple.com UUCP: {nsc, sun, voder, well, dual}!apple!scott CSNet: scott@Apple.CSNet AppleLink: Douglass1

can you tell me somethoing about tp that is happening in oz....

 shane farrell.newcastle.ed.uni
(lennon)

In article <9756@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) writes:


->    >Well, the only thing I wanna know is ..WHO DID IT ????
-> 
->    Most recently?
-> 
->    That would have to be Nadine and Mike.
-> 
->    Longest ago?
-> 
->    That would have to be Ben Horne and Mrs. Haywood.

Yeah, HA HA! Now we can ready hundreds of "funny" answers to this
question for months, written by people having nothing better to do.

The answer to the question is LELAND PALMER!

Now that I've told you this, please cancel your article so we'll
get less "humorous" answers. This article remains so other people
won't have to ask the same question again. (Although I doubt they
won't do that!)

If you don't know how to cancel your article, don't mail me.
RTFM! (=Read the manual)

--
                    Tsaukki says
                              Pandy
 
--
"All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door."
 
*******************************************************************************
       /! !   Andreas "Pandy" Holmberg             pandy@hut.fi
      /_!_!   Helsinki University of Technology    pandy@spiff.hut.fi
     /  ! !   Faculty of Electrical Engineering    pandy@otax.hut.fi
    /   ! !                                        s37775d@taltta.hut.fi
*******************************************************************************

Hi there

Someone asked for a rundown on what's happening with TP down under, so
I guess I qualify (I'm an honours student at the University of Queensland,
Australia *G'Day!*)

Last week's episode was the the first episode of the second series... that
is, it was the epsode directed by David Lynch, in which we find out that
Agent Cooper was wearing a vest when he got shot... Audrey Horne's father
DIDN'T recognize his daughter's voice... Andy finds some cocaine under
Leo's porch, and Leyland Palmer's hair turns white!

OK! So we are a little bit behind!!!!! ... and YES, we STILL don't know
who killed Laura Palmer, so NO SPOILERS!!!!!!!

TP is fairly big down under ("Falling", the theme song is in the top 10),
but from reading news posted in this group, most people seem to think
that it goes down hill after a while..... any replies to that?????

The way the TV network ran/is running the series, we didn't get a break
between the first and second series, so there was little/no suspense
over the events of the last episode of the first series.... but hey!!

(On the subject of TV networks, in Australia we have 5 (five) TV stations....
three commercial, one government, and one foreign language/culture... so
count yourselves lucky that you live where you do!!! ... but then again
you have to watch NTSC!!!!!)

One final thing.... I would really like to get my hands on a copy of the
script of the times when Albert (the other FBI agent) appears- so if
anyone has a copy, e-mail it to me PLEASE!!!!

Any questions about TP down under or OZ in general welcome!!


-- +^o^+^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-+-o-+ | | Murray Chapman muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au | | | o | | o | | | University of Queensland "I'd rather have a bottle in front | | | o | St Lucia, Queenland of me than a frontal lobotomy" | o | | | AUSTRALIA - Mel Brooks | | | o | | o | +^-^+^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-------------+---+ \__ | o | Hate that! -----> +^-^-^-^-^-^-^- -- +^o^+^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-^-+-o-+ | | Murray Chapman muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au | | | o | | o | | | University of Queensland "I'd rather have a bottle in front | |

Can anybody answer the following questions???

How many different storylines or plots do we have going now?  I really wouldn't care except that some are just forgotton from time to time.

What ever happened to Mike?  I don't recall his death or any official disappearance.

Have we decided that Bob/Mike/The Giant/etc MUST have a host?  I tend to think so since anytime the Giant appears, Senor Droolcup is *ALWAYS* around when the Giant appears.  The One armed Man is/was *ALWAYS* around when Mike appears/appeared
.  Leland was *ALWAYS* around when BOB appeared...until two episodes ago.  Now the question is, if Bob did't HAVE to have a host, then why would he ever take one in the first place?  If we make the assumption that Bob MUST at all times have
a host, then he must have moved to a new host at Leland's death in the jail.  I still have not ruled out Truman:  He was one of the few people around at the time that Bob's former host was dying and needed the new host.  Truman is basically
good.  Where better to hid out that in the body of a good lawman.  Also, with Truman's good character, I doubt we would have seen evidence of Bob for a while since it would take some time and some emotional events (LIKE JOSIE'S DEATH) to bre
akdown Truman's character and allow Bob to surface.  Truman disappeared as Bob appeared at Josie's death in much the same way that Leland and Senor Droolcup disappear as their respective "demons" appear.  So first we MUST decide if Bob HAS t
o have a host at all times.  If yes, who is he hiding in.

Maybe I have not been paying close attention here, but what is Ben Horne up to?  I certainly had originally thought that this Pinewessel thing was purely a Block to Catherine's plans at Ghostwood.  But lately he has been So convincing with t
his new, good, BEn Horne.  I guess what's troubling me is he is just too good.  So, is he up to his old tricks (seems most likely) or are we to believe that he has really changed??

I'd like to see some comments on Ghostwood.  I think it is interesting that there is this preoccupation with wood in Twin Peaks.  The Log Lady appears to think her dead husband's spirit is in that Log, Everybody has had an experience in thos
e woods.  How did it get named Ghostwood?  I doubt it was a simple coincidense.

I think that an interesting comment that I read here recently had to do with the entrance to the White Lodge entrance being under the waterfall at the Great Northern, while the entrance to the Black Lodge is in the cave under falling debris.
  In any case, it appears we are near resoving this White/Black Lodge business.

What has Windham been doing between the time he and Cooper were partners and Season number 2?  Why is he showing up now?  Is he supposed to stop Cooper from upsetting some sort of balance that had previously existed in Twin Peaks?

Lastly, Windham seems to be possed just like Leland, the one armed man, and Senor Droolcup.  The thing that troubles me is, the others have a definite seperation of character (and appearance) between themselves and the demon/alien.  It is br
utally obvious when the demon/alien is in control.  Windham however seems to have merged his own identity with that of the demon/alien that resides within him.  What is Windham's relationship with his demon/alien as compared to all of his co
unterparts?

These things need some analysis...

I don't know if anyone else has posted this information, but I have heard that
the TP soundtrack recently went platinum (1,000,000 in sales).

    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
           "If it would save your life, I wouldn't touch your feet."
 THE MINISTER
       University of Pennsylvania --- shiau@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

This is an open letter of congratulations and appreciation to our own 
Fiona Oceanstar, whose article "Appreciating alt.tv.twin-peaks" appeared 
in the March 1991 (Volume 1, Number 2) issue of the _Twin_Peaks_Gazette_. 
It's an excellent, well-written article that captures the flavor and
character of this newsgroup and carries word of our existence beyond the 
initiated.  Your words do us proud, Fiona.  Thanks.

--
David L. Claytor
dlc@mudos.ann-arbor.mi.us
...!umich!leebai!mudos!dlc

Apart from the apparent discongruity of diamonds from triangles (although I am
prepared to give Cooper artistic license), please notice the following about
Coopers glyph:

               .
              . .
             .   .
              . .
               .
           .   .   .
          . . . . . .
         .   .   .   .
        .     . .     .
       .................
               .
              . .
             .   .
              . .
               .

When flipped upside down, it becomes

               .
              . .
             .   .
              . .
               .
       .................
        .     . .     .
         .   .   .   .
          . . . . . .
           .   .   .  
               .
              . .
             .   .
              . .
               .

which looks like a damn fine representation of a bird (owl?) in flight.

Add one more element, the flame symbol that was in the cave (at the top) to
the reveresed figure:

               .
              . .
             .   .
              . .
               .
       .................
        .     . .     .
         .   .   .   .
          . . . . . .
           .   .   .  
               .
              . .
             .   .
              . .
               .
               .
              ...
             .....
              . .

and now you have a stiff-winged bird producing a jet exhaust...or perhaps some
kind of flying vehicle.

-- Clay Luther, Postmaster cluther@supernet.dallas.haus.com Harris Adacom Corporation cluther@enigma.dallas.haus.com Voice: 214/386-2356 MS 23, PO Box 809022, Dallas, Tx 75380-9022 Fax: 214/386-2159 Your mileage may vary. Void where prohibited.

Donna couldn't be Ben Horne's daughter?????

In article <59940096@hpopd.pwd.hp.com> richardh@hpopd.pwd.hp.com (Richard Hancock) writes:
> >/ hpopd:alt.tv.twin-peaks / ingraffi@tramp.Colorado.EDU (INGRAFFIA EDMOND J) /  3:44 am  Mar 27, 1991 /
> >
>> >> "Cajun" is slang for "Acadian". The Acadians were 
>> >> Many people mix this 
>> >> up with "Creole", which is more related to the black culture that became 
> >
> >As I understood it, Cajun cuisine was developed in towns whilst Creole
> >cookery was developed in the country-side.
> >
> >Richard.

Wrong.  I am a native of south Louisiana (and of French Ancestry).

A long time ago, the word "Creole" was used to refer to a person 
of mixed-color.  Now it describes the mixture of the many cultures and 
influences of the area (African, Carribbean, Spanish, French).

You'll have a better chance of finding "Creole" cuisine New Orleans than
in the country.

The Cajun culture is very much a rural one, based on farming, ranching and
fishing.  There are very few true Cajuns who live in the cities.

- chris roussel

For some reason, I can't "follow" any messages in this newsgroup.  But
here are some follow-ups:

>> >> My question: How is it that Coop could sense that Wyndham had been
>> >> in the police station, but he could not sense that Wyndham was 
>> >> sitting in front of him? Was he having a bad day, or was he just
>> >> too busy flirting with Shelly's sister?

First of all, Annie isn't Shelly's sister, she is Norma's sister.
If you look again, he does begin to notice WE first right before Annie
comes with his coffee; he appears to be about to look over.  Then, right
after she heads away again, he "senses" WE again and looks over, this
time right after he has left.  The sensing of WE in the police station
was also affected by the trails Earl left behind in the station.

>> >> My fellow Peak freaks and I are convinced that the unidentified voice
>> >> belongs to Leo Johnson. He is concerned that Windom is going after the
>> >> Black Queen (Beauty Queen?) i.e. Shelley, and he wants to protect her
>> >> for some reason.

I don't think it is Leo...

>> >> Don't get outcher VCR's, folks, the voice was Squiggy's.

... but it doubt it was Squiggy, too.  I think this guy is so far unidentified.  
>> >> Is [Johnny] the person responsible for pointing the arrow in the Spoilers
>> >> at some unknown person?

The arrow was not Johnny's but the ones Earl was making
in front of Leo during the last episode before the hiatus.

>> >> I love the whole UFO connection that has developed.  My group here in...

We still aren't sure UFO's are involved, even with all of the Project Blue Book
stuff mentioned.  If you remember about six episodes ago when the Major
comes back, he mentions that most of the exploration is being done BELOW
Twin Peaks.

>> >> * It was good to see Gordon Cole again, but that whole scene in the
>> >> diner soon became tedious and dragged on too long.  I got the

I thought it was great to see them all laughing, even if it was a little
sappy.  I think Mr. UN040377@WVNVAXA.WVNET.EDU hates the idea that this
show might be a soap opera.

>> >> I just can't buy Coop's explanation that Jones would try and
>> >> kill Harry out of sexual jeaslousy on Eckhardt's behalf, now
>> >> that Eckhardt's dead. What's going on here????

I am not so sure Eckhardt IS dead; no one mentioned him after that episode,
like they did for Josie.  Andrew faked it pretty well last time,
maybe it is Eckhardt's turn to get back at him (as well as HST).  What did
happen to Andrew anyway?  Is that who Catherine is talking to in the preview?



Finally, did no one else blink when Cooper said  "I don't know where this
will lead, but I believe it will be a place both beautiful and strange!" (sic)

sj

----
Best mini-quote: "Dollop   of mayonaisse."

In article <19FC44D160C02014@UMAECS> GIOVIN%PRIAM@ecs.umass.edu (Rocky Giovinazzo) writes:
> >
> >Scenes from "Next, on Twin Peaks..."
> >------------------------------------
> >[A computer screen drawing of some kind of map?  It could be drawings of
> >something in Owl Cave?  It looks like there are two figures on the left
> >side above a circle of objects (BOB's candles?) and on the right is
> >the sun.  The rest is too blurred to make out.]

(I was going to post something on this myself, but since you mentioned it
I'll just follow up.)

First, *thank you* for suggesting that the circle in the lower left could
be a circle of candles!  I had forgotten about that.  I was initially
thinking that the picture was a map, and the circles might be something
like Stonehenge (in the U.S.?  I told you your version sounds better!) and
the figures in the upper left might be some sort of ground drawing like at
Nazca (again, that would've been way out of place in the United States, eh?
Glad I didn't post it!  Now watch it be right... <grin>)

So, my revised theory is that the picture on the computer screen is a cave
drawing, and that the circle is indeed a circle of candles as you
suggested.  Also, if I remember rightly, the drawings of the two humanoid
figures are so different in size that I wouldn't hesitate for long before
calling them a dwarf and a giant!  (Also keep in mind that there are some
people who believe that certain cave drawings, rock drawings, and such
represent ancient alien visitors.)

Now, if only I could make out the *rest* of the picture.  It was pretty
hopeless though, and even worse on my lousy freeze-frame.

--
*  From the disk of:  | jms@vanth.uucp     | "You know I never knew
Jim Shaffer, Jr.      | amix.commodore.com!vanth!jms | that it could be so
37 Brook Street       | uunet!cbmvax!amix!vanth!jms  | strange..."
Montgomery, PA 17752  | 72750.2335@compuserve.com    |     (R.E.M.)

I can't get over that Gordon Cole.  He really is a gas.

"The word linkage reminds me of sausage.  Never cared much for
the links, preferred the patties.  But breakfast is a very good idea.
[leans over to look at bonsai tree]  Bonsai.  Remember those World War
II movies--Banzai!"

"I want a steak so rare you could sell it at Tiffany's."

And then there's "Holy Smokes!", "the name was Milo," "counter-
esperanto," and "my socks are on fire."

And last but not least: "I plan on writing an epic poem about this
gorgeous pie."

--Fiona


P.S.  For those of you who keep asking, how to order the _Twin_
_Peaks_Gazette_, it's 1-800-626-TWIN.  :-)

In article <95933@sgi.sgi.com>, sjohnson@texas.vlsi.sgi.com (Scott Johnson) writes...

} I am not so sure Eckhardt IS dead; no one mentioned him after that episode,
} like they did for Josie.

Not so. Jones quite explicitly told Catherine that Josie and Eckhardt were
going to be buried together back in Hong Kong.

-- "If I haven't explained Jerry, it's because he really can't be explained." -- Dan'l Danehy-Oakes --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian%ruby.DEC@DECWRL.DEC.COM or ...!decwrl!ruby.enet.dec.com!boyajian

  I'm a TP fan here in Sacramento, and our show got cut off.. (as you know
from countless other postings...) I would be eternally grateful for a 
> >mailed< (not posted) plot summary (I have no time to read this group).
  Any other help would be equally appreciated.  If you can get me a tape,
send me email or give me a ring at 916-481-2850.. thanks a bunch..

Sam

Just thought you might be interested to know that Twin Peaks begins 
screening in New Zealand tomorrow!

What are we in for......

/ hpopd:alt.tv.twin-peaks / ajw@cbnews.att.com (andrew.j.whitman) /  7:24 pm  Apr  2, 1991 /

> >- LA Police Chief Darrel Gates' soul purportedly weighs less than
> >half a pound.  This is roughly four ounces lighter than the average
> >soul weight of his police force.

I heard that Gates claimed that this "8 ounce bag" was planted on him by
Internal Affairs.

Richard.
"I hear skinny women give good head," Richard Gere.

/ hpopd:alt.tv.twin-peaks / russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) /  1:58 pm  Mar 29, 1991 /

>> >>One quick question on LA Law....What happened to Rosalind Shays after
>> >>the fall down the elevator shaft?

Another quick question on LA Law :- in which episode does CJ neck with Abby?

Richard.
"Golden Braid - A fine Australian film."

Hello world!!

im back on the NEWSFEED after a fair absence, and ive missed the whole shindig
with TP being suspended etc... so can so kind soul out there give me a rundown
on just what the hell has  been happening behind the scenes at ABC??

Is TP back for good?? Ho long has it been scheduled agaist cheers??

thanks for the info, people, i owe ya one
(in other words, thanks in advance)

Roger Dubar

-- r.dubar@uk.ac.strath.vaxa or r.dubar%vaxa.strath.ac.uk@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk Roger Dubar, (Anjou), The Law School, Strathclyde University, Glasgow, Scotland. "I'd rather be watching Twin Peaks."

In article <5642@vela.acs.oakland.edu> rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu (R o d Johnson) writes:
> >In article <1991Apr4.124605.12247@pbs.org> mpax@pbs.org (Cool Bean) writes:
>> >>What ever happened to Dennis/Denise?  Seems like the FBI has deserted
>> >>Coop.  No Albert.  No Gordon.  Just WE.  I thought they were all
>> >>interested in nabbing WE.
> >
> >Denise isn't FBI, she's DEA.  Her case was closed, she made her
> >report, end of involvement.  We saw Albert just one episode ago, and
> >he mentioned Gordon then.  What's the beef?  Do we have to have Albert
> >*every* week?

Yes!  Why not!  Boost the ratings!  Bring back the panache!  No more quibbling
over owls and spirits and waterfalls and marks and chess and mills and majors
and the law and the lawless and the banal and the fakely accented and coffee
and donuts and logs and ceiling fans and horses and plastic and Tibet and tapes
and orphans and bastards and deviants and weasels and the South and Hawaii...

Just Albert!  Every episode, every minute of the episode; every promo, every
shot, every insight, every speech, every storyline, everywhere...Albert!!!!!

Whoopie!!!

[Moderator's note: sysadmin@root.phoenix.princeton.edu informs me that the user
has been removed for psychiatric examination and will not be allowed access to
his account until he has undergone therapy and promises to be a good boy. :~) ]

In article <jms.3969@vanth.UUCP> jms@vanth.UUCP (Jim Shaffer) writes:
> >Lastly (for now), wasn't there a controversy a few years ago about some
> >fake historical documents pertaining to the founding of the Mormon church?
> >And didn't one of the documents say that the devil appeared in the form of
> >a white salamander to try to stop Smith from picking up the Book Of Mormon?
> >Sort of like the owl trying to scare off Coop and company.  And after all,
> >Smith was in a cave, and salamanders are associated in legend with fire...

If I remember correctly, the "white salamander" scandal involved the attempt of
the LDS Church to purchase purportedly historical documents regarding the foun-
ding of the Church.  The scandal was two-fold in that the documents were in
some way damaging to the Church's credibility and that the attempt of the
Church to purchase the documents looked suspiciously like an attempt to cover
up the content of the papers--in the eyes of various rumormongers.

The Church has a policy of attempting to purchase all records pertaining to the
founding of the Church for historical reasons.  (This doesn't differ signifi-
cantly from the policies of other churches, cf. Catholics and relics.)  The
documents themselves proved to be a hoax, and apparently a rather poor one at
that (bad forgery, etc.).

For purposes of accuracy in the story, Smith was _not_, according to the LDS
account, in a cave when he went to retrieve the Book of Mormon.  The LDS be-
lieve that Smith was visited by an angel sent of God, who instructed him to re-
turn to a hillside site where the tablets containing the Book of Mormon for
four years--both as a test of his faith and to wait until he had reached adult-
hood.  (The first visions occurred when he was 14 or 15)  The tablets were
buried in a stone box in the hillside, not in a cave.

  Craig
no .sig
go .fig

In article <27FE21F7.5482@ibma0.cs.uiuc.edu>,
noe@sunc5.cs.uiuc.edu (Roger Noe) writes:
> > Since I can find no previous article cross-posted between these two news-
> > groups, I wanted to invite rec.games.chess readers to comment on this
> > thread of discussion.
> >
> > In the ABC TV series "Twin Peaks" there is a chess game going on between
> > a highly intelligent, resourceful, maniacal and psychopathic killer named
> > Windom Earle and his arch-rival/nemesis, FBI special agent Dale Cooper.
> > (Earle used to be Cooper's partner, more history can be provided upon
> > request.)  Every time Earle (white) captures one of Cooper's (black)
> > pieces, some person dies.  Cooper has enlisted the help of the local
> > chess "expert" to play to a stalemate with as few pieces captured as
> > possible.  Earle now recognizes this "unfair" play and seems determined
> > to inflict massive punishment as a consequence.
> >
> > In article <1991Apr5.100423.1104@ceres.physics.uiowa.edu> jak@ceres.physics.u
>> >>  Here are the moves of the chess game so far, as near as I can tell.
>> >>        Windom                         Coop
>> >>  1.    P-K4                            P-K4
>> >>  2.    P-Q4                            N-QB3
>> >>  3.    PxP                             P-QN3
>> >>  4.    N-KB3                           P-QR3
>> >>
>> >>  Now, I think Windom's next move will be QB-KN5. This is not the best
>> >>move from a fundamentals standpoint, but it attacks the Black Queen, and
>> >>it forces an exchange. Black has to block, preferably with a pawn, because
>> >>if someone dies every time a black piece is taken, the presumably a pawn
>> >>dying is not as drastic as a bishop or knight dying.
> >
> > Any comments?  Bear in mind that not much time is left in the TV season,
> > hence if anything big is going to happen at all, it would seem to be
> > more likely sooner rather than later.
> > --
> > Roger Noe                            roger-noe@uiuc.edu
> > Department of Computer Science       noe@cs.uiuc.edu
> > University of Illinois               40:06:39 N.  88:13:41 W.

I was just wondering if anyone out there with these 2 interests (chess, TP)
has noticed the similarity of this situation to one in a book I read
awile ago (NO idea of author, title, ....).  Anyway, in that story, an
inmate at a Nazi concentration camp was a good chess player.  The commandant
also was a good player and played the inmate(s) for enjoyment.  The best
inmate refused to play so the commandant made a 'deal' -- play a game and
if the inmate won, he'd get a reward (i forget, life?, freedom?..).  If
he lost, he'd get some penalty (again my memory fails).  If he didn't play,
lots of other inmates would die (obviously, the details are sketchy).
They played -- with the other side rule that when a piece of the inmates
was taken, an inmate from from his barracks would be killed (just as in
TP).  The story culminated with the inmate being able to win but only
by sacrificing his queen, which represented, of course, the inmate's son!
The inmate chose to win the game.

I had been thinking that TP was coming to this--Win. just sent notes to 3
prominent women in the story (his "queens"(!)).  I thought he was going
to keep one as a hostage and set up a situation where coop could win
but only by killing the queen (Audrey?).  Would ccop kill, save her?
The recent thread about wind. getting revenge tends to point away from
this theory but keep an eye out for continuing similarities.

Kirk

russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) writes:

> >In article <3803@dali> ieevlsi2@ming.cs.montana.edu (VLSI) writes:
>>>> >>>>There has been an assumption ('scuse me if this has already been 
>>>> >>>>addressed) that Annie was a nun.  We don't know that, we only know
>>> >>>
>>> >>>I believe she said "one of the other sisters used to put rum in her coffee."
>> >>Nope.  She says, "the sisters used to put rum in their tea."

> >Are you sure? I thought it was the same as VLSI
> >"One of the other sisters used to put rum
> >in her coffee; I thought it was so exotic."

> >-Matt
> >))))
> >(((
> >))
> >(

OK.  Here I stand, egg on my face, having rewatched my tape, and realizing that
I was in error.  She did say "the sisters used to put rum in their tea."

The "other" was entirely a figment of my own imagination.


Hey, in regard to the soap opera plotline with Donna really being Ben's
daughter, wouldn't it be darkly amusing if every young girl born and raised
in Twin Peaks (the major characters that is) were Ben's kids EXCEPT Audrey?

That would be great!
-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sanjiv Sarwate sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a .sig file out of my hat!"

dan@geech.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dan Parmenter) writes:

> >And a very GOOD soap at that.

> >Of course it's better than Dallas.  In fact, it's probably my favorite
> >soap opera of all time.  

> >One of the things that attracted me to it when i first saw it was that
> >for the first time, the odd little things that would creep into soap
> >operas from time to time (such as the mad scientist with the freeze
> >ray on "General Hospital" or the underground kingdom of "Eterna" on
> >"One life to Live") were being put at the forefront.

> >I for one will be thrilled if it turns out that Donna, Audrey and
> >Laura are sisters. Heck, Ben Horne is the stag king of Twin Peaks -
> >maybe he's Shelley's real father too.

> >- Dan
> >--
> > ____________________________________________________________________________
> >|Dan Parmenter|Think! It ain't illegal yet!  |dan@gnu.ai.mit.edu   |
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

I think it would be hilarious (and appropriately Peakish) if Audrey was not
Ben's biological daughter.


-- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sanjiv Sarwate sarwate@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu "Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a .sig file out of my hat!"

Regarding Window Earle...

I believe Windom Earle started out as a relatively normal guy, with
perhaps some natural psychic potential along the lines of Cooper's
("the gifted").

Windom got involved with Project Blue book, much as the Major did.  Along the
way, something happened to him... similar to what happened to Leland and Mike
Gerrard.  At first WE was able to fight it off, using Haliperidol, (spelling?)
the blue liquid Mike Gerrard was using to ward off his inhabiting spirit).
Perhaps WE learned about the drug from Gerrard, who had by this time
"found god".  He probably kept using the drug for many years.

Something went wrong, though, and WE's inhabiting spirit grew stronger.
WE's wife saw something that let her know the truth about what was going
on, and the spirit (through WE) had to kill her before she could testify.

All this is, of course, "what happened in Pittsburgh" -- the inhabiting
spirit in WE either (a) is Bob, or (b) Bob knows about him.  This explains
Bob's parting reference to Cooper in the jail cell (re: Pittsburgh).

WE wound up in an asylum.  Without the drug, the inhabiting spirit had
relatively free rein, and eventually (perhaps through supernatural means)
engineered WE's escape.  WE's killing spree en route to Twin Peaks was
the inhabiting spirit's way of having fun during the journey.

I believe that this spirit is not Bob, but is similar in nature to Bob.
So where did Bob go?  I'm not sure, but he's around somewhere.

Where do these inhabiting spirits come from?  A good question.  Here's
some speculation:

"Twin Peaks" refers not to the "real" and the "surreal" worlds, as we all
thought some months ago, but rather to the "white lodge" and the "black
lodge".  The owls seem to be associated with the black lodge, and the
wood-spirits seem to be associated with the white lodge (Margaret's husband
and Josie's spirit are both trapped in wood).

Owl Cave seems is, I suspect, at the juncture of the two mountains which
give Twin Peaks its name.  The two sides of the cave correspond to the
two mountain peaks, one with "the symbol" and the other with "the symbol
inverted".  The symbol, for whatever reason, looks like an owl seen end-on.

The symbol in the cave, formed from the merging of the two tattoos, looks
like a totem of some sort (the stacked diamonds, with the twin peaks
extending like wings from the sides, with fire at the top).  "Through the
darkness (pretty dark in a cave) of future past, the magician longs to
see; one chants out between two worlds (in the owl cave between the
two mountains peaks == the two lodges) "fire walk with me" (the fire at
the top of the totem-symbol).

The giant, a Redwood-like figure, is trying to communicate with Cooper
to help him stop the owl-spirits from their destructive acts.

The Ghostwood project is aptly named; the spirits of the Owl's victims
are encased in wood.  The Owls dwell in a cave, protected from the trees,
and the wood of Margaret's house keeps the Owls out.

I believe the Pine Weasel is another vessel the Owl-spirits can inhabit.
I suspect that Ben's Civil War phase was at least partly the result of his
being "inhabited"; perhaps his new campaign to save the Pine Weasel is
a remnant of this.

Miscellaneous thoughts:

At our Twin Peaks party, we noticed something interesting: the fire symbol
at the top of the totem was originally empty, but when Andy's pickaxe struck
it, it contain the winged-diamond "owl" symbol.  From within the drawing of
the fire came real fire, and as this owl symbol in the midst of fire was
hit, the stone shaft came with the owl symbol on its tip came out of the
fire symbol in the diamond-shaped recess.  And when Windom Earle rotated
the shaft so the two symbols were both inverted (a sign of evil, usually)
there was a waterfall of sand and stone.

I'm connecting with something here... :-)

A waterfall of sand and stone.  Water, Earth, Fire... hmm.
Fire and Water are natural enemies... why *was* Mike Gerrard at the waterfall
we've been seeing so much of lately?  Fire and wood also dont get along
too well...

White lodge, black lodge... white chess pieces, black chess pieces...

I suspect that Annie will (at Cooper's urging) enter and win the Miss
Twin Peaks pageant, and that she will die at Windom Earle's hands.  I
also suspect this will provoke the final, season-ending (series-ending?)
confrontation between Cooper (white lodge) and Earle (black lodge).

"The Owls are not what they seem" -- they can appear as many things;
this is equally true of Windom Earle.  As others have pointed out,
"Window Earle" is an anagram for "Owl in dream".

The fire at the top of the totem and the brands on the Major and the Log
Lady.  (They are *not* tattoos -- they're burn-marks).

Remember the white-hot "flying" symbol we saw at the start of the episode
where the Major acquired his three triangles.

The drawing on the computer screen in the previews appeared to contain the
following:

   A giant and a dwarf
   A circle of candles
   Twin Peaks
   A lake (at bottom of screen)
   Something (someone?) in the lake
   An eye (top left of screen)
   A sun-symbol (top right of screen)

What does it all mean?  I have no idea.

The arrow, I suspect, is Window Earle taking a pawn (the unknown voice).

Anyway, just some thoughts... we should know more soon (for us, day after
tomorrow!)

-- Bernie Roehl, University of Waterloo Electrical Engineering Dept Mail: broehl@sunee.waterloo.edu OR broehl@sunee.UWaterloo.ca BangPath: {allegra,decvax,utzoo,clyde}!watmath!sunee!broehl Voice: (519) 885-1211 x 2607 [work]

FYI:

This morning (4/8) Russ Tamblyn (Dr. Jacoby) gave an on-the-phone
interview on a local San Francisco radio station (KITS).  I just caught
the last part of the interview but he did give a nice plug for both
TP and COOP.  He did mention that if the show doesn't get picked up for
next season they have 3 options: going to the FOX network, going to
cable, or perhaps going overseas where TP is apparently #1 in several
countries.  It was a nice interview since the interviewer (Alex Bennett
for those bay area people) is obviously a TP and Russ Tamblyn fan.

-- Doreen

***********************************************************************
Doreen Matsuzaki
Control Data Corporation, Santa Clara, CA
doreen@quail.svl.cdc.com  or  doreen@duck.svl.cdc.com
"I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a
time, if you know what I mean."  --  Dennis/Denise Bryson
"Not really" -- Dale Cooper
***********************************************************************

In article <10345@hub.ucsb.edu>, 6600koga@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Jeffrey Koga) writes:
> >In article <27FCEA5A.20055@ics.uci.edu> bvickers@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) writes:
> >
>>> >>>Did anyone else notice that we got the old opening sequence back with
>>> >>>the 4/4 episode?  It started out with the little birdy perched on a
>>> >>>branch, and then it went to a shot of the sawmill where the blades were
>>> >>>being sharpened.

>> >>Sorry to burst your bubble, so to speak, but the
>> >>longest opening sequences were in the pilot (Episode
>> >>1000) and in the first episode of the second season
>> >>(Episode 2001).  They showed a lot more of the
>> >>blades being sharpened in those two.
> >--
>> >>Jeff "Koganuts" Koga        

(stuff deleted)

Maybe Lynch-Frost were just honing their imagery?
Peace
Rosi

no .sig 'cause nothing's real

ROSIMCG@OAVAX,CSUCHICO.EDU

In article <qJ2ZZ2w163w@zitt> joe@zitt (Joe Zitt) writes:
> >russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) writes:
> >
>> >> Yes, I know the "proper" spelling, but I'm a member of that
>> >> small minority that believes that "Windom" is a stupid way
>> >> to spell what should be, IOHO, "Wyndham".
> >
> >Well, gee... maybe you should try to get the actor William Windom to
> >respell >his< name, too...

But he's a real person, WE is a *character* in a *make believe* world.

I can rat on imaginary people all I want. Geez, I apologize
to WE for ever making that comment (just don't put me on a deck o'
cards).

-Matt
....
...
..
.

In article <40631@netnews.upenn.edu> shiau@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (The Minister) writes:
> >I don't know if anyone else has posted this information, but I have heard that
> >the TP soundtrack recently went platinum (1,000,000 in sales).
> >
I always thought that 1,000,000 == Gold while
      5,000,000 == Platinum

Is the 1,000,000 figure true?

-Matt
++++
+++
++
+

Forgive me if this subject has been bashed around already, but our news
system purged everything from last week--read or not! :-(

The symbol found in Owl Cave is supposedly a combination of the two symbols
found on Major Briggs and the Log Lady, right?  I thought, however, that 
the arrangement of triangles was itself a triangular pattern.  When did
someone get the idea to draw them in a straight line?  Am I looking at the 
patterns wrong?  Do I need to be sent in for calibration?

E-mail appreciated.  Again, my apologies if this issue has been done to death.

===========================================================================
Jeff Shaevel   /  :-))-: <- drama masks  \   shaevel@shaevel.austin.ibm.com
"I'm lost on my way to Russia, thank you."--Arnold, in "The Boys Next Door"

In article <1991Apr7.233737.1433@supernet.dallas.haus.com> cluther@supernet.dallas.haus.com (Clay Luther) writes:
> >               .
> >              . .
> >             .   .
> >              . .
> >               .
> >       .................
> >        .     . .     .
> >         .   .   .   .
> >          . . . . . .
> >           .   .   .  
> >               .
> >              . .
> >             .   .
> >              . .
> >               .
> >               .
> >              ...
> >             .....
> >              . .
> >
> >and now you have a stiff-winged bird producing a jet exhaust...or perhaps some
> >kind of flying vehicle.

Hey, pretty cool!!!

-Matt
&&&&
&&&
&&
&

In article <PANDY.91Apr7122624@vipunen.hut.fi> pandy@vipunen.hut.fi (Pandy Holmberg) writes:
> >In article <9756@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) writes:
> >
> >->    >Well, the only thing I wanna know is ..WHO DID IT ????

SPOILER for those in Austrailia, New Zealand, Scadinavia, etc.

> >->    Most recently?
> >->    That would have to be Nadine and Mike.
> >-> 
> >->    Longest ago?
> >->    That would have to be Ben Horne and Mrs. Haywood.
> >
> >Yeah, HA HA! Now we can ready hundreds of "funny" answers to this
> >question for months, written by people having nothing better to do.
> >
> >The answer to the question is LELAND PALMER!

But Leland Palmer didn't do it!

Killer BOB did, it was only Leland's body.

Leland Palmer may have been an un-ethical lawyer (redundant? :-)
but he shouldn't have this pinned on him.

Very Upset,
   -Matt
   ))))
   (((
   ))
   (

i think that it was ben horne's brother, but i'm not certain.


also, i nearly giggled myself to death with the lucy/andy scene
  where he's climbing down in front of her desk (where _was_ he
  going anyway)  It all seemed so silly
i for one am glad peaks is back

happy cats


--
         ,--------------------------------.      ^/\    //\\
        /\_/\    /          Lara J Allen            \     oo \   U //
   /\  / o o \  /         Silicon Graphics           |   (*)~/____//
  //\\ \~(*)~/ <           (415) 335-1609            |    ~     ,  |

Harry to Cooper: "So, how long have you been in love with her?"

Does anyone remember when Cooper first saw Josie and Truman together
he said, "So, how long have you been in love with her?"  First show,
second???????

Trivia:
  I believe Shelley's (The poet) wife wrote "Frankenstein's Monster".
Kinda interesting...

      carl

--
Carl O. Zahrt                       NSTAR conferencing site 219-289-0287
internet: carl@nstar.rn.com              1300 newsgroups - 8 inbound lines
uucp: ..!uunet!nstar.rn.com!carl            99 file areas - 4300 megabytes
---  backbone news & mail feeds available - contact larry@nstar.rn.com  ---

In article <9831@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) writes:
> >In article <40631@netnews.upenn.edu> shiau@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (The Minister) writes:
>> >>I don't know if anyone else has posted this information, but I have heard that
>> >>the TP soundtrack recently went platinum (1,000,000 in sales).
>> >>
> >I always thought that 1,000,000 == Gold while
> >      5,000,000 == Platinum
> >
> >Is the 1,000,000 figure true?
> >

Nope...In the United States, a gold record signifies the sale of
500,000 records while a platinum album signifies the sale of
1,000,000.  This is different all of over the world since it is
much easier to sell a million albums in the US verses a smaller
populated nation such as the UK.

I personally think the US record industry should raise the number
of records required for gold and platinum albums to Matt's figures
as it would make platinum albums "rarer".  After all, there are people
like Vanilla Ice and New Kids On The Block earning 8 platinum
albums.  (Although I find it very hard to believe that there are
8 million people out there that find either of those two groups
appealing...If I had some extra money, those are the albums I'd
buy to experiment with CD scratches or some other stuff that I
wouldn't dare try on a real CD.  They also make good shot targets :-) ).

Anyway, this is probably not a good topic to be discussing on
alt.tv.twin-peaks since it has almost nothing to do with Twin
Peaks.  I also wouldn't doubt that the TP Soundtrack has gone
platinum since it's been on the charts for the longest time.

On another topic, has anyone seen "The Industrial Symphony" (or
something like that) by Lynch, Cruise and the composer who's name
I won't even try to mutilate :-) ?  A friend and I saw it at a
video store, but I haven't heard much about it.  I think I'll
probably go down and rent it sometime soon.  Wild at Heart finally
came out on video, too.

Well, enough babbling for today.

=K="Won't somebody stop me from thinking all the time"
Kevin Kawado-Morrissey
UC Irvine

In article <1991Mar31.024959.4460@eng.ufl.edu> statman@whale.ufl.edu (Chuck Kincaid) writes:
> >Or, mayber Jones really works for a higher evil.  Is Windom Earle the
> >King of the Black Lodge?  (Doggone it!  Why is he playing white?)  Is 
> >Jones now his Knight?  The message to Donna did say "Kn-KB3" or something
> >like that, I haven't checked, didn't it?  Curioser and curiouser.

Maybe Windom is the knight.
Coop is the King.
The King's bishops...Truman, Hawk, Doc...

or....mebbe not

-- Jackie Burhans (burhans@usc.edu) Data Stylist, USC Student Affairs

In article <5E8392A220206968@WVNVMS.WVNET.EDU> UN040377@WVNVAXA.WVNET.EDU
writes:
> >
[deletions]
> >* I can't believe that Cooper & Co. just left the cave after
> >discovering that stone handle.  Surely they would have been a LITTLE

I can't believe it either.

> >curious after all that had just happened!  And Cooper did say "Who
> >knows where this will lead us?" implying that he wanted to
> >investigate.  Maybe they did, and we just didn't get to see it.  But I
> >doubt it, since when WE got there everything was still normal.  I
> >thought the closing scene (with pieces of rock falling all around)
> >looked kind of like a stone version of the waterfall.
> >
> >* So now we have 4 possibilities for the chess queen: Donna, Audrey,
> >Shelley, and whoever wins Miss Twin Peaks.  I wonder why Earle needs 4
> >to choose from, instead of just picking 1 from the start?  Also, is he

He needs 4 for :-) obvious reasons given the playing card metaphor. I suspect
he picked only 3 to begin with because there were 3 obvious candidates at the
time this motif was introduced. The obvious candidate for numero quatro is
Annie. She is also the obvious candidate for final selection given the romance
developing between her and Cooper.
Apparently WE is doing all he can to encourage the 4 to enter the contest and
will probably rig the outcome if he wants to.

> >choosing HIS queen or Cooper's queen?  Or maybe, Miss Twin Peaks will
> >be WE's queen while Cooper's will either be Donna, Audrey, or Shelley.
> >
[deletions]
> >* A prediction based on the scenes from next week: Windom will go
> >ahead and capture Cooper's pawn, even though he would have to give up
> >his bishop (with the mood he's in now, I don't think he really cares.) 
> >I think he'll have Leo to do the killing for him.  Leo's probably his
> >bishop.  He will have Leo write Cooper a note about the chess game. 
> >Cooper will somehow suspect that it is Leo's writing, and will
> >subsequently realize that Leo is with WE.  Cooper might even decide
> >NOT to take WE's bishop after the above move, because he doesn't want
> >anyone (even Leo) to die.
> >
> >
> >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
> >Kenneth Bays

WE did seem to be losing it, so the idea that he would in effect sacrifice his
bishop for a pawn is not out of the question. Also, nothing they have done so
far with the chess thing has made any chess sense since the capture of the
pawn.

The 4 Queens aspect seems to be picking up steam over the chess deal even
though they have tied them together. With that in mind, two observations.
1. Audrey was dressed up like a playing card, the Queen of Hearts (?), when she
was in One Eyed Jacks waiting for Mr. Big who turned out to be her dear old
Dad.
2. I believe there was a 50s movie featuring someone like Clark Gable that had
four women and a promotional gimic like a king (Gable was known as the King of
Hollywood at the time) and 4 queens. I seem to recall it was a western, but I
could be wrong.

Julee Cruise has a CD single out with three variants of "Rockin' Back Inside
My Heart" on it, and one of "The World Spins."

Listening to it and thinking back to the end of last week's episode, I
heard:

"Light and shadow change the walls
Halley's comet's come and gone
The things I touch are made of stone
Falling through the night alone."

So the Owls cycle every 76 years or so?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     |     "Are you all right, Marc?" asked Marlene.
Jim Drew     |     "He kicked me in the balls," I squeaked.
jrd@frame.com     | "It was only a glans... glancing blow, but..."
(Furry: Randy Puritan)     | Shivers of pain ran through my body.
(SCA: Colyn Michel du Mont   |     "I thought we agreed to a fair fight," I
St. Michel)     | said, accusing him.
{opinions: mine != frame's}  |     "Hey," said Satan.  "I'm the Prince of Lies.
     | What did you expect?"
     |      - Marc Lynx, "Seein' the Deep Blue Devil"

In article <16e4Z1w161w@nstar.rn.com> carl@nstar.rn.com (Carl O. Zahrt) writes:
> >Trivia:
> >  I believe Shelley's (The poet) wife wrote "Frankenstein's Monster".
> >Kinda interesting...

If you are referring to Percy Shelley (The poet), his wife (Mary Shelley, by
the way) wrote "Frankenstein".

> >      carl

craig

   Those of you who don't know much about chess need not worry about
missing something significant.  It is clear that the writers don't 
know much either.  The terminology is wrong (players talk about ``drawn
games,'' not ``stalemate games'') and the elaborate circumlocution last
week for ``if bishop takes pawn, rook takes pawn'' was ludicrous.

   There is not even an attempt at consistency in the different positions
we have been shown as part of the game.  Several people have posted 
reconstructions of the game starting P-K4, P-K4, with P-Q4 as Earle's
second move with white.  The trouble is that Cooper posted an ad in
the paper (we're shown it) saying ``Earle: P-Q4''

   As with much else in TP, the principle is just enjoy the ride, don't
expect things to make sense.

In article <sbyrEUW00VsnI3zRRP@andrew.cmu.edu> bobg+@andrew.cmu.edu (Robert Steven Glickstein) writes:

> >jas@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au (mr  j.a. grant) writes:
>> >> Leland Palmer was a character in an old movie called "LAURA",
>> >> in which LAura was killed.....
>> >> Or was she?
>> >> 
>> >> Also 
>> >> 
>> >> Waldo was a patient of Dr. Lyedecker.
>> >> 
>> >> Waldo Lyedecker was a character in a movie called 
>> >> "All That Jazz"
>> >> Does anyone have a clue on this?

> >I believe these have been pointed out before.  But what *hasn't* is
> >the fact that there is an ACTOR named Leland Palmer in a small role in
> >"All That Jazz".  What can it mean????

Actually, it was just last night that I happened
across that little tidbit of info relating to a
Leland Palmer in "All That Jazz" as well.  "All That
Jazz" is one of my favorite films of all time
(incidentally, did y'all know it's a remake of the
Fellini film 8 1/2?).  Anyhow, I was playing the
soundtrack album last night, and I noticed Leland
Palmer on the credits.  I'm not sure who was who,
but I think that she is the actress that played Joe
Gideon's ex-wife in the film, not at all a minor
role.  That actress has an amazing face-- like most
actors in Fellini films.  I am interested to hear if
anyone else out there has noticed any other Twin
Peaks/All That Jazz connections.  Leland isn't too
common a name... this has gotta be more than
conincidence.

-- Miss Linda

> >______________                  _____________________________
> >Bob Glickstein                | Internet: bobg@andrew.cmu.edu
> >Information Technology Center | Bitnet:   bobg%andrew@cmuccvma.bitnet
> >Carnegie Mellon University    | UUCP:     ...!harvard!andrew.cmu.edu!bobg
> >Pittsburgh, PA  15213-3890    |
> >(412) 268-6743                | Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever

In article <1991Apr5.200235.8650@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> keb3@po.CWRU.Edu (Keith
E. Bitely) writes:
> >
> >In a previous article, bvickers@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brett J. Vickers) says:
> >
>> >>Well, half-sisters anyway.
>> >>
>> >>It seems that Eileen Hayward and lecherous Ben Horne had something
>> >>going "20 years" ago.  I'd say that's about right for Donna's age --
>> >>isn't she 18?  Also, didn't Doc Hayward look like he was trying to
>> >>protect her from the truth?
>> >>
>> >>It sorta adds a new dimension to the "Twin" theme.
>> >>
> >Yeppers.  I also remember Eileen Hayward telling Ben Horne to, "Stay away from
> >her."  One can naturally assume that 'her' is in reference to Donna.
> >
> >Keith
> >-- 

It could also be the case that Ben is Donna's father but doesn't know it. Maybe
only Eileen and perhaps the Doc know the truth. A woman in that situation
doesn't always the tell the man she suspects is the father if she doesn't want
to marry him and doesn't want (or can't get) an abortion.

Fiona Oceanstar writes:
> > Does that mean there's not a real game being played?  Has anyone
> > been keeping track?  I'm not a big chess maven, but I'd like to
> > know, if possible, what all the moves have been so far.
> > 
> > --Fiona


In the latest issue of the Twin Peaks Gazette (February?) all of
the chess moves are listed.



--    --
rj pietkivitchatt!ihlpz!rjp1

In article <jms.3987@vanth.UUCP> jms@vanth.UUCP (Jim Shaffer) writes:
> >
> >thinking that the picture was a map, and the circles might be something
> >like Stonehenge (in the U.S.?  I told you your version sounds better!) 


There's a full-size reproduction of Stonehenge in Goldendale, 
Washington, approximately 10 miles above the Oregon state line. 

--Barbara

In article <16423@chaph.usc.edu> ramos@aludra.usc.edu (Luis Ramos) writes:
> >
> >James, I don't seem to recall the first episode showing James in the school
> >when they announced Laura's death. In fact I am uncertain as to whether

Yes he was. He was in the class with Donna. Donna knew something was wrong
and looked over at James, then she started to cry, and this was before 
they had announced Lauras Death. That is why some viewers thought it plausible
that James had something to do with WKLP.

lara@yorgi.csd.sgi.com (Lara Allen) writes:

> >i think that it was ben horne's brother, but i'm not certain.


> >also, i nearly giggled myself to death with the lucy/andy scene
> >  where he's climbing down in front of her desk (where _was_ he
> >  going anyway)  It all seemed so silly
> >i for one am glad peaks is back

The "archer" in question was Johnny Horne, Ben's mentally impaired son.

> >happy cats

I hate cats.
===========================================================================  
Captain Frank A. Lauro        - Co-Founder/Co-President, Sad Bastards Club  
Commanding Officer            - Member, Citizens Opposing the Offing of Peaks  
U.S.S. ALEXA NCC 1764-D       - Lead vocals, Victory                         
(fal20643@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu)   - Resident Advisor Extraordinaire

QUOTE OF THE WHATEVER:
"I think it's gonna rain."
"It's already raining."
---Ann (Andie McDowell) and Graham (James Spader), _Sex, Lies, 
and Videotape_, 1989

In article <1991Apr7.181011.9945@cc.newcastle.edu.au>, c9104662@cc.newcastle.edu.au writes:
> > can you tell me somethoing about tp that is happening in oz....
> > 
> >  shane farrell.newcastle.ed.uni
> > (lennon)

They're not in Kansas anymore.

-Cool Bean
-- **This is not cultural.

> > On the other hand, there was something so sweet about Cooper's
> > scene's with Annie, that made me laugh out loud. 
___
 __ Yessss . . . she now has a personality, and a mighty nifty
  _ one, at that!  The Annie & Dale romance now has my official
    stamp of approval.  Inform the folks at ABC!
    <_Jym_>

:::.-----.::: Jym Dyer :::::: jym@mica.berkeley.edu :::.______.:::
::/  o o  \::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| Damn |\::
::\ \___/ /:: I put my panties on one leg at a time. ::| Fine |/::
:::`-----':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`------':::

In article <1991Apr8.174636.10692@odin.corp.sgi.com> charles@bravo.corp.sgi.com (Charles Eischen) writes:
> >Harry to Cooper: "So, how long have you been in love with her?"
> >
> >Does anyone remember when Cooper first saw Josie and Truman together
> >he said, "So, how long have you been in love with her?"  First show,
> >second???????

Yes! I thought this was a great throw-back.

I was just waiting for Truman: "Body language."
or Cooper: "Geeze Louise."

-Matt
....
...
..
.

Some fellow Peaks freaks and Deadheads (tm) who replied to my comments
regarding the overlap of the two groups sent me email bemoaning their
inability to get alt.tv.twin-peaks.

Seeing as how my enjoyment of TP has been enhanced in the past by the 
in depth analysis offered on the net by all of you, in addition to useful
information, etc. - I promised to relay their request on to the more net-
knowledgable people out there.

Basically :   Is there an Internet link for a.tv.TP ??????

If anyone has any info on how to get this group, please send email to

LOISELLE@cs.umass.edu
       or
Mike.Carvalho@COMM.umass.edu

Please help fellow Peaks heads join the discussion and share the wealth 
of info.

Thanks,
James O'Shea

"I think I'm going to give little Elvis ... a bath"

In article <ZF6LZ4w164w@halcyon.uucp> halcyon!hikaru@seattleu.edu (Demosthenes) writes:
> > Did anybody else not recognize Mike and 
> >Nadine until the high school girs did? 


You've GOT to be kidding!

> >From: brian@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Brian Wood)
> >Subject: The mystical mutated marks

> >Anyone notice that when the two tattoos originally appear,  Major
> >Briggs' marks are TRIANGLES, but when Coop puts them together, they
> >are DIAMONDS?  You could say that maybe by putting the triangles
> >back to back they form diamonds, but I'm inclined to think this was
> >a major goof (pun intended).

A lot of people seem to believe that there was a goof here,
but really, I'm sure there wasn't.  The hiatus this December was certainly
long enough for Lynch/Frost to change the "Major Briggs' tattoo" scene
and the hiatus in Feb. was long enough to correct any later 
diamond-triangle discontinuties.
Therefore-->  Cooper was doodling and made diamonds from 
triangles.

Rocky Giovinazzo

> >From: jms@vanth.UUCP (Jim Shaffer)
> >Subject: Next week's drawing/map/whatever [was: Transcript of ending for Californians.]
>> >>In article <19FC44D160C02014@UMAECS> GIOVIN%PRIAM@ecs.umass.edu (Rocky Giovinazzo) writes:
>> >>
>> >>[A computer screen drawing of some kind of map?  It could be drawings of
>> >>something in Owl Cave?  It looks like there are two figures on the left
>> >>side above a circle of objects (BOB's candles?) and on the right is
>> >>the sun.  The rest is too blurred to make out.]

> >...I was initially
> >thinking that the picture was a map, and the circles might be something
> >like Stonehenge (in the U.S.?  I told you your version sounds better!) and
Actually, in Salem, New Hampshire (I think) is a place
advertised as "America's Stonehenge" which is apparently a similar but
less spectacularly large version of Stonehenge-- yet still as mysterious.
I've never been there so I can't tell you anything more than this.
Unfortunately, Salem is about as far from Twin Peaks as anything
in the U.S. so it probably won't fit into the show.

> >suggested.  Also, if I remember rightly, the drawings of the two humanoid
> >figures are so different in size that I wouldn't hesitate for long before
> >calling them a dwarf and a giant!  (Also keep in mind that there are some
The only problem here is that the two figures are standing next
to each other and the dwarf and giant are probably on "opposite sides 
of the lodge."  Maybe they're a parent-child couple, i.e. BOB/Laura?

> >Now, if only I could make out the *rest* of the picture.  It was pretty
> >hopeless though, and even worse on my lousy freeze-frame.
Of course, this whole map thing will probably turn out to be
Lucy playing with the new computer at the station and saying to 
Andy, things like, "This is you and I standing by the waterfall... and
there's the sun... It's a sunny day, you know.  I know it's been raining
a lot here in Twin Peaks but I thought a sunny day would be a better picture.
Actually, Chip Forester, the weatherman, not the one on channel
4 but the one on channel 7, you know the one that makes those weird
noises when he talks... Anyway, he said that the rain would clear
up soon so maybe we could go on a picnic soon Andy? ... ANDY?!" [and so on]

Rocky

The previous reference thought he had seen this story line before.
Indeed, more than once.  The main reference has to be Kurt Vonnegut,
and I think it's in _Welcome to the Monkey House_, but I'm not sure.
The more recent reference is a Mr. David K. Mellott in the April 1990
Chess Life, a story called _Unexpected Move_.  Vonnegut's version took
place in Asia, I can't remember if it was Vietnam or the Pacific during
World War II or Korea.  The Mellott version had it take place in a
concentration camp in Germany.

I was working at Chess Life as assistant editor when this story came
in, and read it.  The editor at the time was very concerned that it
would be taken as offensive.  But for whatever reason, she went ahead
and ran it.  Shortly after the issue was mailed, we got a
communication from Mark Ginsburg suggesting we look at the Vonnegut
book.  I had wondered why that book had been in the Chess Life
library!

The comparisons between the two "implementations of this plan" are
just at you might expect.  Vonnegut's (IMHO) genius at the short story
shows clearly, while Mellott might consider returning his payment.  As
for the Twin Peaks version -- I have yet to view more than a few
minutes of TP, so I'm not hooked.  I read the foolishness about Agent
Cooper's Blackjack "prowess" (and the rec.games.gambling group's
absurd discussions of when you hit a 17 against a 10, or whatever),
and I'd have to suggest that the moves to this game go in the same bin
(or null).

---
  Elliott Winslow IM  {uunet,xylogic}!world.std.com!ekw
  (718) 429-5793 {apple,pacbell,hplabs,ucbvax}!well!ekw

In article <59940101@hpopd.pwd.hp.com> richardh@hpopd.pwd.hp.com
(Richard Hancock) writes:
> >/ hpopd:alt.tv.twin-peaks / russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
> >(MattBrockman) / 1:58 pm Mar 29, 1991 /

>>> >>>One quick question on LA Law....What happened to Rosalind Shays after
>>> >>>the fall down the elevator shaft?

> >Another quick question on LA Law :- in which episode does CJ neck with Abby?

Yet another question on LA Law. . . why are you guys asking about it
in alt.tv.twin-peaks?

-- Rod Johnson * rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu * (313) 650 2315 "Poetry ends like a rope" --Jack Spicer

In article <1991Apr8.222106.41463@eagle.wesleyan.edu> emccall@eagle.wesleyan.edu writes:

> >Is there any natural wax on the outside of apples, or is it all
> >fake?  I remember hearing that the wax (specifically on Red Delicious) was
> >natural, but I'm just not sure.  Also, washing apples removes some of the
> >pesticides but not all kinds, right?  (I suppose it would remove the water
> >soluable, and not the oily pesticides...)

Damn fine question.

Next!

-- Rod Johnson * rjohnson@vela.acs.oakland.edu * (313) 650 2315 "Poetry ends like a rope" --Jack Spicer

In article <1991Apr8.085951.3897@vax5.cit.cornell.edu> kxgj@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes:
)I was just wondering if anyone out there with these 2 interests (chess, TP)
)has noticed the similarity of this situation to one in a book I read
)awile ago (NO idea of author, title, ....).  Anyway, in that story, an
)inmate at a Nazi concentration camp was a good chess player.  The commandant
)also was a good player and played the inmate(s) for enjoyment.  The best
)inmate refused to play so the commandant made a 'deal' -- play a game and
)if the inmate won, he'd get a reward (i forget, life?, freedom?..).  If
)he lost, he'd get some penalty (again my memory fails).  If he didn't play,
)lots of other inmates would die (obviously, the details are sketchy).
)They played -- with the other side rule that when a piece of the inmates
)was taken, an inmate from from his barracks would be killed (just as in
)TP).  The story culminated with the inmate being able to win but only
)by sacrificing his queen, which represented, of course, the inmate's son!
)The inmate chose to win the game.
)
)Kirk

This was a (very bad) story in a recent issue of _Chess Life_. 
Kurt Vonnegut used essentially the same gimmick in his story "All the 
King's Horses" -- although there it was some Chinese warlord rather than
a Nazi. "All the King's Horses" is collected in _Welcome to the Monkey
House_.
_Carrion Comfort_, by Dan Simmons has this, too. It's slightly
different in that in that novel *both* sides used living pieces that were
killed when taken. (There are two such scenes. The second has a diagram;
it's the endgame of the first Fischer-Spassky match game. The annoying 
part is that Simmons claims that Black has a winning advantage, when 
actually he's blundered a Bishop and is fighting for a draw.)

David Goldfarb    goldfarb@ocf.berkeley.edu   (Insert standard disclaimer)
"A pentagram approaches a circle for sufficiently large values of five."
     -- Rick Cook

richardh@hpopd.pwd.hp.com (Richard Hancock) writes:

> >/ hpopd:alt.tv.twin-peaks / ajw@cbnews.att.com (andrew.j.whitman) /  7:24 pm  Apr  2, 1991 /

>> >>- LA Police Chief Darrel Gates' soul purportedly weighs less than
>> >>half a pound.  This is roughly four ounces lighter than the average
>> >>soul weight of his police force.

> >I heard that Gates claimed that this "8 ounce bag" was planted on him by
> >Internal Affairs.

> >Richard.
> >"I hear skinny women give good head," Richard Gere.
   ^^^^^
Does this mean that Richard has never had head from a skinny women?
Personally I find that it varies from one person to another,and is independent
of thier weight. What about short women?

In article <1991Apr9.032616.19466@world.std.com> ekw@world.std.com (Elliott C Winslow) writes:
> >The previous reference thought he had seen this story line before.
> >Indeed, more than once.  The main reference has to be Kurt Vonnegut,
> >and I think it's in _Welcome to the Monkey House_, but I'm not sure.

I was going to avoid mentioning the Monkey House story on this group because
some misguided peakie was going to go out and read it.
I remember reading it very clearly. It had the same plot feature of each
of the protagonist's pieces being a person he was responsible to care for,
and the queen was his wife. But KV, who only described a few early moves
before cutting to the chase, happened to come up with the fastest possible
sequence of moves exposing the hero's queen to capture. The hero's opponent
could have exchanged queens at move 4 - but he didn't, even though his 
motive appeared to be to kill as many people/pieces as possible, rather 
than to win the chess game. The author just hadn't set the pieces up and 
thought it through - and to someone who can follow a chess game in my
head ( at least for four or five moves, which is about my limit) the story
was COMPLETELY anticlimactic and annoying. 
Ob.peaks: it seems like I can replace my previous heartless comment to 
hangover victims with TP quotes. It used to be "How about a nice cup of... fat?"


Sam




On Feb 28, 1894, Edgar McNabb of the Baltimore Orioles checked into the Eiffel
Hotel on Smithfield Street in Philadelphia, closed the door to his room and shot
himself dead. He remains the only *left handed* pitcher in major league baseball
history to commit suicide. -LA Times, April 7, 91, my emphasis.

In article <9831@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, russelrd@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (MattBrockman) writes...

} I always thought that 1,000,000 == Gold while
}      5,000,000 == Platinum

The original difference between the two was that Gold represented sales of
one million *dollars* and Platinum represented sales of one million *units*.
But then, this was back when LP's cost less than $5 each. No doubt the
figures have changed since, but I don't know off-hand what they are.

-- "If I haven't explained Jerry, it's because he really can't be explained." -- Dan'l Danehy-Oakes --- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA) boyajian%ruby.DEC@DECWRL.DEC.COM or ...!decwrl!ruby.enet.dec.com!boyajian

In article <6BBE98F2C0C0264B@UMAECS>, GIOVIN%HECTOR@ecs.umass.edu (Rocky Giovinazzo) writes:
> > Actually, in Salem, New Hampshire (I think) is a place
> > advertised as "America's Stonehenge" which is apparently a similar but
> > less spectacularly large version of Stonehenge-- yet still as mysterious.
> > I've never been there so I can't tell you anything more than this.

Salem, you're right. The only resemblance to the `real' Stonehenge is
that it sits on a hill and a farmer put out a few small pylons that
lined up with the farmer's moon, etc.

OB TP: "Bansai!!"

 (Scott Johnson) writes:
     >> I thought it was great to see them all laughing, even if it was a
     >> little sappy.  I think Mr. UN040377@WVNVAXA.WVNET.EDU hates the idea
     >> that this show might be a soap opera. 

No, I don't.  I just think that any scene that goes on as long as that one
in the diner did can't help but become tiring.  My real objections to this
episode were 1) the BIG continuity error with Coop's tattoo drawings, and
2) the cheesy cave scene.  The cave scene was just about the least subtle
thing TP has done, and I really can't explain what I mean by "subtle"; the
mood was just different.  Neither of these things have anything to do with being
soap opera-ish.
 
Twin Peaks is still a great show.  I just didn't care for some of the things
in this particular episode.

I rather like the Ben-Mrs. Hayward connection.  My money's still on my theory
that Ben is both Donna's and Laura's real father.


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Kenneth Bays                |  "Everyone looks naked when you know the
un040377@wvnvms.wvnet.edu   |   world's address." - They Might Be Giants
                            - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

/ hpopd:alt.tv.twin-peaks / kkawado@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Kevin Yasuo Kawado) /  6:18 pm  Apr  8, 1991 /

> >Nope...In the United States, a gold record signifies the sale of
> >500,000 records while a platinum album signifies the sale of
> >1,000,000.  This is different all of over the world since it is
> >much easier to sell a million albums in the US verses a smaller
> >populated nation such as the UK.

Perhaps some other European country (Denmark perhaps) would have been
a better example of a small market. Though I don't have any figures
to support this assertion, I believe that the UK market is actually
quite large, both in absolute and per capita terms. (FYI there are
about 65 million people in the UK).

Richard.
"Charming Man"

/ hpopd:alt.tv.twin-peaks / muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au (Murray Chapman) /  2:27 pm  Apr  7, 1991 /

> >(On the subject of TV networks, in Australia we have 5 (five) TV stations....
> >three commercial, one government, and one foreign language/culture... so
> >count yourselves lucky that you live where you do!!! ... but then again
> >you have to watch NTSC!!!!!)

> >Any questions about TP down under or OZ in general welcome!!

How does TP stack up against "Home and Away" (assuming it's still shown in
OZ)? In the UK "The Waltons" generally has better viewing figures than TP.

Richard.
"Surrender Dorothy. After ours - yours."

After making me blush with a compliment, David Coufal asks:
> >Would Fiona like to enlighten us on the subject of her new article?

Well, sure.  I didn't want to say much about it until it was 
finished, but now that it's sitting in the _Gazette_ editorial 
offices in wherever-it-is, California--hopefully being accepted
for publication (cross your fingers for me)--I do feel emboldened.

This one isn't nonfiction, and isn't about TP fandom.  Instead, it's
a humble effort to write a little story that is set in the Twin Peaks
cosmos.  The philosophy behind the _Gazette_, as you may already have
surmised, is to print two kinds of pieces: 1) "behind the fourth wall"
articles--about fans, stars, COOP news, etc., and 2) "virtual reality"
pieces (don't ask me--I didn't invent these terms (-:) which are,
essentially, fiction.  Fiction about Twin Peaks, about people who live
in the town (e.g., the _Gazette_ readers).

My story is about a visiting novelist named Fiona Oceanstar (what a
dumb pen name--she must be a real dippy person...) who rents a summer
cabin in Twin Peaks in order to get inspiration for her latest book.
One night she takes her laptop out into the woods, under a full moon,
in order to write some spooky atmospheric prose, and... well let's
just say she has a very *strange* experience.

As I said, I don't know if it's accepted yet--and may yet require
some revision--but I promise I'll post it to the newsgroup as soon as
I know, one way or the other.  I really *encourage* all of y'all to
try your hand at this stuff!  From the quality of what's been posted
to the newsgroup over the last year or so, I'd say we have plenty
of stories to tell.  And if Coufal thinks my article on a.t.t-p was
the best thing in the latest issue, well *OBVIOUSLY*, I need some
competition already!  :-)

Go for it.

--Fiona

Clint at Javelin writes:
> >Ugh, that show was great up until that cave scene.  What an amazing bunch of
> >corn that setup is.  TP is definitely not the same show anymore.

I admit to having had a bit of the "ugh, too corny" reaction myself,
but on thinking it over later, I realized that my interal groan was more
like the one you make over a good (bad) pun, than a true groan of
aesthetic protest.  In other words, I think the corn is an integral
part of the show's ambience.  If Dale Cooper isn't *corny* (just to
give an example) who *is*?  :-)

Perhaps we can view the cave scenes as corny in a boy's-adventure-story
way.  (Didn't someone mention the Hardy Boys?)  After all, they *are*
the Bookhouse Boys.  And David Lynch, as he announced while receiving
the Cannes for "Wild at Heart," is "just an Eagle Scout from Minnesota."

I think Lynch chuckles over all that boy's-story stuff--perhaps the
reading material of his childhood--and he's trying to share some of
those chuckles with us.

Other thoughts re. corn?

--Fiona O.

Hi there,

Am watching Twin Peaks in SYdney Australia .. it's fantastic {:-)

It beats anything I have seen on telly for a long long time.

I am also interested in these quotes.  Could whoever has them,
please send me a copy to peg:ilanet or even anyone is feeling
confident, you can email me to Dialcom (DCDAU7)MLN000001.

THanks, I look foward to reading this topic .. fine idea that
it is!!

Sandra
Davey

fal20643@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Capt. Frank A. Lauro) writes:

> >The "archer" in question was Johnny Horne, Ben's mentally impaired son.

Windham Earle will give a _real_ arrow to Johnny at the Miss Twin Peaks contest.


> >I hate cats.

Never trust anyone who hates cats.

- Alan Snyder
--
asnyder@ernie.artorg.hmc.psu.edu

In article <1991Apr5.202316.10387@news.iastate.edu>, SHARPIE%NETMON@ISUVAX.IASTATE.EDU (Sharpie) writes...
> >In article <3189@kluge.fiu.edu>, ii7gjg0b@serss0.fiu.edu (Jim Stafford) writes:
>> >>In article <29834@cs.yale.edu> long-morrow@CS.Yale.EDU (H. Morrow Long) writes:

>>> >>>In article <1794@bbxsda.UUCP>, scott@bbxsda.UUCP (Scott Amspoker) writes:
>> >>-|> In article <3066@kluge.fiu.edu> ii7gjg0b@serss0.fiu.edu (Jim Stafford) writes:
>> >>-|> >Where can I get these cards?  Are they normally distributed or do I need to 
>> >>-|> >order them?  They'd fit in real nice with my Outer Limits and Munsters cards!

Usually you can find them in your average convenient store.  Failing that there
are always comic or specialty shops that usually carry that kind of item.

>> >>-What does the gum taste like after 28-or-so years ago?

Well once I found a pack of Star Wars cards I had and it still had the gum in 
it.  Like you I wondered what it would taste like.  Some advice: chuck the gum.
It's bad enough when fresh; it's godawful after 10 years.  I don't want to even
imagine what it would be like after 28 years.

> >I don't know about Outer Limit cards gum but I have a whole box of unopened
> >Dune cards.  I'm sure that that gum is pretty tastey already.  Some one
> >told me that the gum and wax can hurt the cards.  Can any one support this.
> >I'd hate to ruin a perfectly good picture of KMcL. 
> >Sharpie

The gum and wax after a prolonged period of time will damage the cards.  It 
leaves a permanent residue on the cards.  There are measures you can take to 
keep your cards in good condition.  If you just want to keep KMcL's face from
turning pink or whatever, open up the packages and throw the gum out.  If you
want to keep the cards you've acquired in the best condition for either monetary
or sentimental reasons, find a store or a dealer that specializes in baseball 
cards.  They'll have cases or containers that will keep the cards in the best 
possible condition.   
      
--Michelle
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of
robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and 
from that to incivility and procrastinating."
                                    --Thomas DeQuincey 
                                     "Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In article <1991Apr8.200518.9504@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>,
ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair) writes:

> > The terminology is wrong (players talk about ``drawn
> > games,'' not ``stalemate games'')

True, but only because the *kind* of draw is usually immaterial.  In this
case it is important to find a draw in which few (or no) pieces are captured.
This is best done via a stalemate (i.e. a game in which the player to move 
has no legal plays), or, perhaps, pertetual check (or similar repeated
position).  A draw in which both sides are left with only a king, for example,
would *not* be a suitable 'drawn game'.

===========================================================================
Jeff Shaevel   /  :-))-: <- drama masks  \   shaevel@shaevel.austin.ibm.com
"I'm lost on my way to Russia, thank you."--Arnold, in "The Boys Next Door"

In article <95933@sgi.sgi.com> sjohnson@texas.vlsi.sgi.com 
(Scott Johnson) writes:

>>> >>> My fellow Peak freaks and I are convinced that the unidentified voice
>>> >>> belongs to Leo Johnson. He is concerned that Windom is going after the
>>> >>> Black Queen (Beauty Queen?) i.e. Shelley, and he wants to protect her
>>> >>> for some reason.
> >
> >I don't think it is Leo...
> >
>>> >>> Don't get outcher VCR's, folks, the voice was Squiggy's.
> >
> >... but it doubt it was Squiggy, too.  I think this guy is so far unidentified.  

To me, it ("..what are you doing with the arrow, man?", spoken in
a kind of shakey voice) sounded rather like:

Bobcat Goldthwait!

Now he would add a rich element to Twin Peaks!


(a big ;-) on the above)
Dave

-- Disclaimer: These opinions subject to change without notice. ************************************************************************** The heart and the mind on a parallel course, never the two shall meet. -E. Saliers

Would someone with a hot VCR check out the scene where Taudry Audry goes
to Wheeler's room.  ("Room Service!")  Wheeler is working with some sort
of aparatus.  
 
As the camera pulls back and pans, we get a short view of a drawing/map
whatever leaning on the bed(?)  Is it the same drawing as on the computer
during the preview?

Davie

___
 __ Even if "natural," the wax can contain fungicides.  There are
  _ waxes with fungicides mixed right in them on purpose, in fact.
    And some "waxes" are made of lard.
___
 __ Am I to presume that you're fixin' to make a damn fine piece
  _ of apple pie?
    <_Jym_>

:::.-----.::: Jym Dyer :::::: jym@mica.berkeley.edu :::.______.:::
::/  o o  \::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::| Damn |\::
::\ \___/ /:: I put my panties on one leg at a time. ::| Fine |/::
:::`-----':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::`------':::

I am suprised noone mentioned the fact that Briggs
had triangles on his neck, and the petroglyph has
diamonds.   Continuity error?

/ hpcvra.cv.hp.com:alt.tv.twin-peaks / emccall@eagle.wesleyan.edu /  8:21 pm  Apr  8, 1991 /
> >
> >Is there any natural wax on the outside of apples, or is it all
> >fake?  I remember hearing that the wax (specifically on Red Delicious) was
> >natural, but I'm just not sure.  Also, washing apples removes some of the
> >pesticides but not all kinds, right?  (I suppose it would remove the water
> >soluable, and not the oily pesticides...)

Even though this is an obviously misplaces question, I can't resist answering
it.  Having come from apple country, I assure you that apples don't grow
with wax on them.  In the packing houses they are washed, rinsed, dried, and
waxed.  I believe that the wash is not just water, but some other solution
(maybe just ordinary soap), but what it does and doesn't remove is unknown.

Personally, I really don't care.

Dave "why would you want to eat a soft, meally Red Delicious anyway?" Ochs.

In article <1991Apr9.032616.19466@world.std.com> ekw@world.std.com (Elliott C Winslow) writes:
> >The previous reference thought he had seen this story line before.
> >Indeed, more than once.  The main reference has to be Kurt Vonnegut,
> >and I think it's in _Welcome to the Monkey House_, but I'm not sure.
> >The more recent reference is a Mr. David K. Mellott in the April 1990
etc.
I remember seeing an episode of 'Land of the Giants' (which aired as re-runs in
the early '70s, I don't know when they were produced) in which the 'little'
people were tied to chess pieces (belonging to the giants) and a giant played
against one of the 'little' people (the boy with the dog I believe), and yes
you guessed it, for each piece the boy lost, the person attached to it was
killed. Funny, I don't remember to outcome of the game or the episode.
chow, antony.

The candles of BOB were in the trailer where Ronnette and Laura were kept for a
 while.

hal9000@novavax.UUCP (Computer Science) writes:

> > In article <ZF6LZ4w164w@halcyon.uucp> halcyon!hikaru@seattleu.edu (Demosthene
>> > > Did anybody else not recognize Mike and 
>> > >Nadine until the high school girs did? 
> > 
> > 
> > You've GOT to be kidding!


No, I'm not kidding. For about twenty seconds, I was thinking, "Who in 
hell ARE these people?" Then it hit me when the high schoolers showed 
up...

///////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
"I really hate guidance counselors.                            Demosthenes  
If they knew anything about career                     18004 146th Ave NE
moves, why would they be guidance                    Woodinville, WA 98072  
counselors?" - Happy Harry Hard-On, "Pump Up the Volume"
///////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

In article <6BBE98F2C0C0264B@UMAECS> GIOVIN%HECTOR@ecs.umass.edu (Rocky Giovinazzo) writes:
>> >>From: jms@vanth.UUCP (Jim Shaffer)
>> >>Subject: Next week's drawing/map/whatever [was: Transcript of ending for Californians.]
>>> >>>In article <19FC44D160C02014@UMAECS> GIOVIN%PRIAM@ecs.umass.edu (Rocky Giovinazzo) writes:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>[A computer screen drawing of some kind of map?  It could be drawings of
>>> >>>something in Owl Cave?  It looks like there are two figures on the left
>>> >>>side above a circle of objects (BOB's candles?) and on the right is
>>> >>>the sun.  The rest is too blurred to make out.]
> >Actually, in Salem, New Hampshire (I think) is a place
> >advertised as "America's Stonehenge" which is apparently a similar but
> >less spectacularly large version of Stonehenge-- yet still as mysterious.
> >I've never been there so I can't tell you anything more than this.
> >Unfortunately, Salem is about as far from Twin Peaks as anything
> >in the U.S. so it probably won't fit into the show.

Living about 3 miles from "America's Stonehenge", and having visited it,
I can tell you it is nothing like Stonehenge in construction. It is 
essentially a small church complex or village made of stone, and spread
out over at least 2-3 acres. While there are several astronomical and
solar observation marks, it is nothing like the large collection of
monoliths that comprise Stonehenge.

Besides, it's more than 11 inches tall. ;-)


Andrew L. Duane (JOT-7)  w:(408)366-4935
Motorola Microcomputer Design Center decvax!cg-atla!samsung!duane
10700 N. De Anza Boulevard  uunet/
Cupertino, CA   95014 duane@samsung.com

Only my cat shares my opinions, and she only sleeps in the sun.

brookshe@novavax.UUCP (leighton A. Brooks) writes:

> >I am suprised noone mentioned the fact that Briggs
> >had triangles on his neck, and the petroglyph has
> >diamonds.   Continuity error?


Nope.  Bad news feed.

-bananafishbones

This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and others who have posted
transcriptions which I've incorporated here.

There are minor revisions, such as Miss Johnson's name being spelled as
Shelly (on Cooper's chalkboard 1002 and on Earle's letter 2016) not
as Shelley (in the soundtrack and in Jennifer Lynch's book).

This is available for anonymous ftp at audrey.sait.edu.au

ed

--

1983  ("6 years ago" - Truman to Cooper)
   -- Andrew Packard brings Josie over from Hong Kong to be his wife

August 1987 (approx)
   -- Andrew Packard supposedy dies, in a boating accident. Truman first tells
      Cooper Packard died "last year" which would've been 1988 but later tells
      him it happened "a year and a half ago."
   -- Hank Jennings "accidently" kills an unnamed vagrant, is convicted of
      vehicular manslaughter and sent to jail. (He's said to've spent 18
      months in jail.)
   -- Laura gets her safety deposit box

December 1988
   --  Laura begins seeing James (Donna to mom, 1001)

January 1989
   -- Truman starts seeing Josie (Truman to Cooper)

06 Feb 1989 (Monday) (date at top of page in diary)
   -- "Day One" (entry in Laura's diary). During Cooper's questioning of James,
      he asked what happened on 2/5 and James flashed back on the time when
      Laura gave him the locket. Cooper said to Diane he had flipped back 18
      days to "Day One." That could be 18 days from 2/23 (last entry in the
      diary), yielding the 5th, or from 2/24 (the day he was looking at it),
      yielding the 6th.

12 Feb (Sunday)
   -- The picnic (James told Cooper it was "two Sundays ago")

23 Feb (Thursday)
   05:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman)
   -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons. Josie says Laura left
      an hour later.

   Sometime after dinner
   -- Last entry in Laura's diary: "Nervous about meeting J. tonight."
      (After dinner since she remarks about having asparagus for dinner again)
   -- Bobby meets with Leo (Bobby to Mike, 1001)

   09:00 - 09:30
   -- Laura returns home from Bobby's. (Sarah Palmer tells Truman she last saw
      Laura when she got home about 9:00. Bobby answers yes when Cooper asks
      him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30. Isn't that right?"

   09:30
   -- Laura snuck out of her house (James to Cooper)

   10:00
   -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office

   12:30
   -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21 and runs off (James to 
      Cooper)

   12:00 - 04:00 am
   -- Estimated time of Laura's death according to the preliminary autopsy

24 Feb (Friday)   [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90
   Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
   Directed by David Lynch]

   "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby)
   -- Pete Martell finds Laura's body: "She's dead...wrapped in pastic"
   -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians. Ben mentions he has
      information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year.
      Leland receives news about Laura.
   -- Bobby takes Shelly home, then goes to school and is arrested.

   Mid-morning(?)
   -- Ronnette announced as missing then is found wandering along the tracks.
   -- Nadine sends Big Ed off to get the drapes ("They said those drapes would
      be ready by 10.")

   11:30 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks. (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn)

   Noon/early afternoon
   -- Cooper & Truman check on Ronnette. Truman to Cooper: "as far as we know,
      Ronnette and Laura hardly knew each other." Ronnette: "no, don't go
      there"
   -- Dr. Jacoby tells Cooper and Truman he wants to go to the morgue. Truman
      says no. Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was seeing
      him.
   -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura. Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left
      ring finger.
   -- Andy and team find the train car.
   -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby, then Donna.

04:00 (approx)
   -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells concierge Ben
      would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal with the
      Norwegians, and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving)

04:10 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman at train car. They find the necklace, on a chain, with
      half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me."

Late afternoon
   -- Cooper and Truman at the bank. Clerk says Laura had safety deposit box
      for about 6 months. Inside are over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld.
   -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens
      Shelly.

Early evening
   -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders. He says that
      one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state,
      a girl by the name of Theresa Banks was found dead and because of
      "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed
      Laura and almost killed Ronnette.
   -- Leo calls Mike (Mike to Bobby, 1001)

09:30 (approx)
   -- Donna sneaks out to meet James at the Roadhouse. Big Ed meets Norma there
      as well. Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to meet James. James
      and Donna bury the locket, on a thong. James is arrested.

Late evening
   -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks
   -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and 
      they agree "to meet to talk about it"

12:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper knocks off for the night at the Great Northern. Locket, on a
      thong, is dug up by person unknown (Jacoby).

25 Feb (Saturday)   [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90
     Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
     Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   06:18 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper is up and goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey

   Early to mid-morning
   -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face
      with a donut. C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!"
   -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward. He couldn't
      bring himself to do to autopsy himself.
   -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it
   -- Cooper and Truman question James
   -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell, and howl at James
   -- The Donna and Laura picnic video
   -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months. Donna is sad but
      happy.
   -- Cooper gets call from Albert. Harry and Ed discuss the stakeout. Ed
      thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse. The bartender was Jacques.
   -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released.

   "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie)
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie. Pete: There was a fish... *in* the
      percolator.
   -- Catherine meets Ben. They plan to torch the sawmill.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna visits the Palmers. Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and
      killer Bob

   Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark)
   -- Hawk qustions Pulaskis, spots one-armed man
   -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner
   -- Cooper and Truman encounter Log Lady at RR
   -- Jenny's first day at One-Eyed Jack's (not shown but mentioned later)

   Later in evening
   -- Shelly gets home and is beaten by Leo over the lost shirt
   -- James has dinner at Haywards'
   -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket, on a thong
   -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks
      (not shown)

[Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90
Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
Directed by David Lynch]

Saturday evening (continued)  
   -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris. He and Ben go to OEJ.

   Midnight (clock at Haywards')
   -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart
   -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronnette recently quit at the perfume
      counter
   -- Audrey slips note under Cooper's door (Jack with one eye)
   -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods. Bobby sees someone with Leo.
      Leo: Leo needs a new pair of shoes!

26 Feb (Sunday)
   Morning
   -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners. Nadine's arms bend back.
   -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits
   -- Cooper teaches Harry, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet. Rock/bottle:
                             1 James Hurley, secret boyfriend
                !            2 Josie Packard, was instructed in English by
                U3             Laura. Bottle wobbled slightly.
              !---!          3 Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist.
              2   !            Grazed bottle, bottle fell but did not break.
              !   !          4 Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education
       !----! !   ! !--1-!     tutor. Rock hit trash can.
       !    ! !   ! !    !   5 Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the
       !    ! !   ! !    !     Meals on Wheels program.
                5            6 Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend.
                               Rock hit tree, then Andy.
                             7 Jack with one eye. No rock thrown.
                             8 Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
                               connection with Laura unknown. Bottle struck.
   -- Ed meets Norma at the RR

   Late morning (after church)
   -- Haywards meet Audrey at the RR who puts on music on the juke. "God,
      I love this music. Isn't it too dreamy?"

   Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?" Albert to
              Lucy)
   -- Albert and team arrive

   Night
   -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners
   -- Pete and Catherine talk. Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two
      ledgers there.
   -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller
   -- Cooper dreams:
      A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with
      darkness in between:
Cooper in a chair, the dwarf
Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000]
Bob at foot of Laura's bed
A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?]
Laura dead
Bob crouched at Laura's bed  [Sarah's vision]
      The One-Armed Man:
Through the darkness of future past,
The magician longs to see
One..chants...out..between two worlds...
Fire...walk with me.
We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store?
We lived above it.  I mean it like it is, as it sounds.  I too
have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder.
Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed.  I took the
entire arm off.  My name is Mike.  His name is Bob.
      Bob, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly
      unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement.  He looks
      around and says:
Mike?  Mike?  Can you hear me?  [he turns to look at the camera]
Catch you with my death bag!
You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!
      A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a
      ring of candles. A puff of wind; the candles blow out.
      An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted, 
      red-curtained lounge.  Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from
      him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant.  There 
      is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person,
      backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the 
      scraping noise gets faster.  Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns
      around.  It's The Little Man From Another Place.  The scraping sound
      was him rubbing his palms together.  He's got a cheerful, wide smile,
      and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English)
Let's rock!
      He sits in one of the chairs.  There is a pause.  A black shadow drifts
      slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger
      next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper.  Then:
      LMFAP: [to Cooper]  I've got good news.  That gum you like is going to 
come back in style.  [noticing Cooper staring at Laura]  She's my
cousin.  But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
      Cooper: [to LMFAP]  But she is Laura Palmer.
[to Laura]  Are you Laura Palmer?
      Laura: [arching her back weirdly]  I feel like I know her,
 but sometimes my arms bend back.
      LMFAP: She's filled with secrets.  Where we're from, the birds sing a 
pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      Slow jazz music begins to play.  The Little Man From Another Place
      stands and starts a jerky dance.  Laura stands, crosses to Cooper,
      kisses him, and whispers something in his ear. 
      -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight
 up.  He calls Harry and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer -- 
 but it can wait till morning.

27 Feb (Monday)   [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/28/90
   Written by Harley Peyton
   Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   07:15 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast then tells Harry and Lucy about
      his dream. (In actuality, he describes the ending to the European
      version.):
      "Harry... you were there. Lucy, so were you. In my dream, Sarah Palmer
      has a vision of her daughter's killer.  Deputy Hawk sketched his
      picture. I got a phone call from a one-armed man named Mike. The
      killer's name was Bob.... They lived above a convenience store. They had
      a tatoo: Fire, Walk With Me. Mike couldn't stand the killing anymore,
      so he cut off his arm. Bob vowed to kill again, so Mike shot him....
      Suddenly it was 25 years later. I was old, sitting in a red
      room. There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman. The
      little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and
      didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did....
      She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms bend back; where she's
      from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      The midget did a dance, Laura kissed me, and she whispered the name of
      the killer in my ear."
      He can't remember the killer's name.
   -- Fight at the morgue: Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with
      his autopsy.
      Albert: Mr. Horne, I recognize that your position in this fair
community necessitates venality, insincerity, and a certain irritating
manner of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not a necessarily
inherent trait.  Therefore, please listen closely--You can have a
funeral any old time.  You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.  I, however,
cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next week or even
tomorrow--I must perform them now.  <drill noise--VEEP VEEP!>
I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so please
return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
      Truman slugs him.

   Mid to late morning (?)
   -- Cousin Madeline arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL
   -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo
   -- Bobby and father have words again

   12:27 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman leave for funeral after Albert's autopsy report
      Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine. Traces of soap at the back
      of her neck. Died of numerous cuts.
   -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment. James declines to go to the funeral.
   -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole. Ben and Sylvia fight over
      whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral. Dr Jacoby comforts Johnny.

   Early afternoon
   -- Laura's funeral. James and Bobby fight. Leland freaks out.

   Evening
   -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride
   -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they
      question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse.
   -- Jacques calls Leo for help
   -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Harry. Josie shows Harry the safe, but
      one of the ledgers is missing. Catherine has it.
   -- Cooper meets with Jacoby at the cemetary, then meets Hawk at the
      Roadhouse. The two take a drunken Leland home.

28 Feb (Tuesday)   [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90
    Written by Robert Engles
    Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Day
   -- Andy sketches Bob from Sarah Palmer's description. Sarah then
      describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace.
   -- Cooper questions Jacoby
   -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the
      same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being
      staked out by Josie.
   -- Cooper and the boys arrive and question Philip Michael Gerard the OAM.
      He has a suitcase full of shoes. Andy drops his gun and it goes off.
   -- Bernard Renault makes bail (not shown but mentioned later)
   -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer
   -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting
   -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files
   -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt
   -- Cooper, Harry, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range

   Late afternoon/early evening
   -- James runs into Madeline Ferguson at the RR diner
   -- Norma gets a call from the prison. Hank is being paroled.
   -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about
      learning the family business by starting work at the department store.
   -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece
      found in Laura's stomach. Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah
      bird belonging to Jacques Renault. The cops race to Jacques' apartment.
      They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby.

   Evening
   -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the
      mill. Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing him
      and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada. (Leo tapes this
      conversation)
   -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing
   -- Pete chats with Josie and retires. She gets a call from Hank.

01 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90
      Written by Mark Frost
      Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   04:28 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders

   Day
   -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant
   -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin
   -- Cooper meets Harry and Andy at Jacques' place. The blood on Leo's shirt
      is determined to be AB-. It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'.
   -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's. Andy comes looking for Leo. Leo calls.
   -- Norma drops by Big Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for
      awhile.
   -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store
   -- James and Donna meet
   -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld
   -- Madeline meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them
   -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work
   -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby
   -- Cooper, Harry, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking:
      As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and
      eyes them. The Log Lady appears and the crow caws.
      LL:   "It's about time you got here."
        {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not 
         afraid.  Come on, then, my log does not judge."
        { They follow her inside. }
      LL:   "I've got tea.  I've got cookies.  No cake."
      Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..."
      Hawk: "What kind of cookies?"
      LL:   "Sugar.  The owls won't see us in here."
      Doc:  "A cup of tea would be very nice."
      LL:   {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
      HST:  {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret."
      LL:   "We'll let it steep."
        { All sitting at the table.  Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret
        slaps his hand. }
      LL:   "Wait for the tea.  The fish aren't running."
      HST:  "You've been expecting us, Margaret?"
      LL:   "You're two days late, but that's you're concern.  My log saw 
        something, something significant."
      HST:  "What did your log see?"
      LL:   "Tea first.  Then be ready."
        "My husband was a logging man.  He met the devil.  Fire is the devil
        hiding like a coward in the smoke."
      Doc:  "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?"
      Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?"
      LL:   {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now."
      Coop: "What did you see the night Laura Palmer was killed."
      LL:   "I'll do the talking."
        "Dark.  Laughing.  The owls were flying.  Many things were blocked.  
        Laughing.  Two men.  Two women.  Flashlights pass by the woods over 
        the ridge.  The owls were near.  The dark was pressing in on her.
        Quiet then.  Later, footsteps.  One man passed by.  Screams.
        Far away.  Terrible.  Terrible.  One voice."
      Coop: "Man or girl?"
      LL: "Girl.  Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent."
      { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves
      the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch
      when they stop once again.  We get a close-up of its blinking eye.       }

   04:00 (cuckoo clock)
   -- Cooper, Harry, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues given
      to Cooper in his dream

   Evening
   -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders. Ben and Catherine meet in
      private, Audrey eavesdrops. Catherine confronts Ben about OEJ chip, slaps
      him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now.
   -- Leland freaks out to music.
   -- Madeline calls Donna. She found a tape of Laura's.
   -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie. She found the
      ledger where he said it would be. Ben: "we can proceed. Tommorrow night"
   -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank. "I told you to mind the store, not
      open up your own franchise." Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him.
   -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed

[Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90
Written by Harley Peyton
Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

Wednesday evening (continued)  
   -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey

02 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Andy arrives at the station. Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from
      a doctor.
   -- Cooper, Harry, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak
   -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that
      Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ. There were defenitely 3 guests
      at Jacques' cabin: Laura, Ronnette, and Leo.

   Afternoon
   -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly. He then takes off
      when he hears on the police band radio about Waldo.
   -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found. They plot to
      get the missing tape (2/23) they belive Jacoby has.
   -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at
      Horne's. Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on his
      conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ.
   -- At the Double-R Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left. Hank
      has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly. Harry comes in with
      Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean.
   -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable
      because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner
      idea. Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying.
   -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls Motel
      on Tuesday. First she tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and
      Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill.

   Evening (Cooper to Harry)
   -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel. Harry tells Cooper
      about Josie's problem. Cooper seems suspicious. Audrey shows up looking
      for Cooper just as they left.
   -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned
      policy. Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death.
   -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing
   -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man
      checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper
   -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are
      recorded. "Laura, Laura, don't go there. Hurting me, hurting me. Stop
      it, stop it. Leo, no, Leo no."

   Evening
   -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet
      Blackie. Ed craps, Cooper jacks.
   -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna.
   -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to
      OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal
   -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine. Josie says she'll "get Catherine there"
      and that it is "planned for tonight."
   -- Audrey meets Blackie. She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue,
      and is hired at OEJ
   -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper
      is playing
   -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the
      gazebo, where Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna
      and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableux is being watched by a
      mysterious heavy breather.
   -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and
      Donna sneak into his office to search for the mising tape. Bobby has
      followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank.

[Episode 1007 - 5/24/90, 9/15/90
Written and directed by Mark Frost]

Evening (continued)  
   -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly
      different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain
   -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor
   -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up. Jacques says the bird had a thing
      for Laura. Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was attacking
      her and said, "bite the bullet, baby."
   -- Leo kidnaps Shelly
   -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Harry when Andy shoots him
   -- Bobby, Maddy, Donna listen to the tape.
"Hey what's up doc? It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed. It's
Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored. Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
mood. God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb. And right now I can only
take so much of sweet. Hey, remember that mystery man I told you
about? Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble.
He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history,
man. I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me. But guess what?
As you know, I sure got off on it. Isn't sex weird? This guy can
really light my F-I-R-E. He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom
with milk and cookies. Later, Lawrence. Bye bye."

   3:20 (working back from the bomb clock)
   -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it. Timer set for 1
      hour.
   -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills
   -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago. He says doing
      business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs.
   -- Catherine is upset. She can't find the ledger. She deviously asks for
      Pete's help.
   -- Ed, Hank, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of
      Lucy. Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant.
   -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James. "He's an easy
      rider."
   -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques. He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura,
      and Ronnette. He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle.
   -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura
   -- Catherine gets a call from Hank. "It's at the mill, what you're looking
      for."
   -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious. He calls for an ambulance. The address is
      422 Riverside.
   -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman. Leland asks Harry about suspect.
   -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape. Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the
      hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank.
   -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract
   -- Ben tells Hank to proceed
   -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank

   4:20 am (clock on bomb)
   -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her. Fire starts.
   -- Leland kills Jacques
   -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine
   -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey)
      "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."

   4:37 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed,
      "My special agent," receives a phone call (Andy) and is shot by person
      unknown (Josie).

03 Mar Friday (continued)   [Episode 2001 - 9/30/90
     Written by Mark Frost
     Directed by David Lynch]

   Early morning (4:45?)
   -- Room service waiter delivers Cooper's warm milk, hangs up phone on
      Andy. "I've heard about you."
   -- The Giant appears:
      G: "I will tell you three things.  If I tell them to you and they come
true, then will you believe me?"
      C: "Who's that?"
      G: "Think of me as a friend."
      C: "Where do you come from?"
      G: {Shaking head} "The question is: where have you gone?"
 "The 1st thing I will tell you is: There's a man in a smiling bag."
      C: "Man in a smiling bag..."
      G: "The 2nd thing is: The owl's are not what they seem.
  The 3rd thing is: Without chemicals, he points."
      C: "What do these things mean?"
      G: "This is all I'm permitted to say.  Give me your ring.  I will
return it to you when you find these things to be true."
      {Takes Coop's ring} "We want to help."
      C: "Who's we?"
      G: "One last thing.  Leo locked inside Hungry Horse.  There's a clue at 
Leo's house.  You will require medical assistance."
   -- Jerry gives heroin to Blackie
   -- Audrey evades Ben, Jerry calls him away: Brother Ben, we got an S-N-A-G.
   -- Cooper tells Diane things he'd like to've done until Andy, Hawk, and
      Truman arrive

   7:45 am
   -- Lucy updates Cooper. Truman and Doc Hayward are present.
      C: Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical
 body are simply extraordinary. Just give me a couple of hours to
 get dressed.
   -- Shelly, in her hospital bed, cries for Bobby

   Morning
   -- Cooper sees Jacques' body wheeled away in a bag
C: Is that bag smiling?
Doc: Smiling?
Lucy: What's there to smile about?
   -- Ronnette has a vision, "Laura..."
                                                     
   Day
   -- Sarah asks Maddy if she misses Beth (her mom). Maddy describes her dream,
      (the rug) Leland sports a new 'do, singing Mairzy Doats:
Mairzy doats and dozy doats
and little lambzy divy.
A kiddly divy, too, wooden shoe?

Now if the words sounds queer,
and funny to your ear,
a little bit jumbled and jivy,
Sing:

Mares eat oats and does eats oats
and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?
      Maddy sees something in the rug.
   -- Ben and Jerry talk. Ben wants to know about Catherine and Leo's status.
      Leland arrives, singing Mairzy Doats. The brothers dance.
   -- Cooper determines what happened at Leo's.
      C: Sherrif, get your mind off Shelly - for a moment.
      Hawk finds a tarp smelling of gasoline. Albert and team arrive. Andy
      steps on a board and walks like a chicken, underneath are a pair of
      Circle Brand boots and cocaine.
      A: And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
   -- Maddy meets with Donna at the RR and gives her Laura's shades that she
      wanted and breaks her own. They agree to "keep it quiet."
      D: Maybe the sun won't go up tommorow if you wash your hair. Think
 like that and you'll go crazy.
      Norma gives Donna a letter that got to the RR "yesterday:" Look into
      the Meals on Wheels. The log lady spits out her gum.
   -- Albert examines Cooper: "You were shot by a right handed person 5 foot
      6 to 5 foot 10 inches tall at a distance of less than 3 feet."
      Cooper tries to get Albert to open up to the locals.
      A: After the square dance, we can all go for a hayride.
      Andy reports that Leo was in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana on 2/9/88.
      A: Where do they keep his water dish?
   -- The OAM arrives at the station to "sell shoes" to Truman (to Lucy)
   -- Truman questions James. Cooper demands and gets the locket on a thong
      from James.
      C: Jacoby! I didn't figure he had anything to do with this at all.
 Sometimes, you just get lucky.
   -- Donna arrives at the station in Laura's shades and smoking and meets
      James in his cell.
      J: When did you start smoking?
      D: I smoke every once in a while. Helps relieve tension.
      J: When did you get so tense?
      D: When I started smoking.
   -- Cooper has Andy and Lucy look through the back issues of the last three
      years of Fleshworld for Theresa Banks.
      C to D: Diane, just received the back issues of Fleshworld. Good work.
      It's nice to see some cooperation with the law especially from
      a company that preys on human weaknesses.
   -- Hayward examines Jacoby. Cooper and Truman arrive. Cooper confronts
      Jacoby with the locket on a thong: I don't want any baloney, magic
      tricks or psychological mumbo jumbo.
      Jacoby said the night after Laura died, he followed Leo, lost him,
      saw and followed James and Donna and dug up the locket.
      J: Laura was, was in fact, no she was living a double life. Two people.
 Yeah, but then, then when I saw her the last time, she
 I dunno, she seemed to've reached a kind of peace herself. Now I
 believe that what she in fact, she had arrived at was the decision
 to end her life.
      T: Are you saying Laura wanted to die?
      C: Laura Palmer did not commit suicide.
      J: No, but maybe she allowed herself to be killed.
      Jacoby smelled scorched engine oil the night before.
   -- Bobby visits Shelly, brings her flowers
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Albert spot Bobby in the hospital. A: Sherrif
      Truman, to see this kind of investigative genius at work is just a
      real treat for me.
      They meet Ed in the hall.
      Ed: I never believed in fate, Agent Cooper. Always felt, you make your
  own way, you take care of your own, you pick up after yourself.
      Albert: Farmer's Almanac?
      Cooper: Albert, I would like to speak to Ed.
      Truman: Albert, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
      Ed tells his tale of how he was with Norma but married Nadine and
      shot her eye out accidently on their homeymoon. James drops by. Cooper
      sees the smiling bag. Albert goes to check in at the Great Northern.
   -- Pete is disgusted by the hospital food
   -- Norma visits Shelly in her room, then sees Ed caring over Nadine
   -- Bobby runs into his father at the RR:
      MB: "Bobby, may I share something with you?"
      BB: "Okay."
      MB: "A vision I had in my sleep last night, as distinguished from a
dream, which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by
the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain
stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the
veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion.
There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming,
radiant marble.  I'd known this place. I had in fact been
born and raised there.  This was my first return. A reunion with the
deepest well-springs of my being.  Wandering about, I noticed happily
that the house had been immaculately maintained. There'd been added
a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly
with the original construction, one would never detect any difference.
Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door.
My son was standing there.  He was happy and carefree, clearly living
a life of deep harmony and joy.  We embraced, a warm and loving
embrace, nothing withheld.  We were, in this moment, one. My vision
        ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and
confidence in you and your future.  That was my vision of you. I'm
so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish
you nothing but the best in all things."
      BB: "Thank you Dad."
      Bobby appears moved. Hank asks Briggs how the pie was and salutes him.
   -- Norma won't talk about Shelly and Bobby recognizes Hank as he who
      shot Leo.
   -- Cooper and Albert tell their theory of what happened on 2/23
C: The night Laura Palmer was killed, it appears she made 2
   appointments. In her diary, she had written, "Nervous about
   meeting J. tonight." I now believe this was a refernce to James
   Hurley. She was nervous because she planned to tell him she
   didn't want to see him anymore. Before she snuck out of the
   house, she received a phone call.
A: We believe it was Leo Johnson making a second appointment
   for some time later that night.
C: Laura met James, was with him until 12:30 when, at the intersection
   of 21 and Sparkwood, she jumped from the bike and ran into
   the woods. We believe that it was there that she met up with
   Jacques Renault, Leo Johnson and Ronette Pulaski. Together
   they drove to the foot of the trail leading to Jacques' cabin.
   They climbed the trail, they were heard passing the cabin of
   the Log Lady. They reached Jacques Renault's cabin at approximately
   1 am. Drugs and alcohgol were consumed. Laura was tied up
   and had sexual relations with both Leo and Jacques. Waldo the
   bird was let out of his cage and attacked Laura. Leo and
   Jacques fought. Jacques went outside and passed out. When he
   came to, Leo and the girls were gone. We believe Leo hiked
   back down to his Corvette alone, leaving the girls behind.
A: The reason being, there was a third man.
C: Deputy Hawk found evidence of a third man outside the window
   of Jacques' cabin.
A: The third man took Laura and Ronette to the train car, where
   they were tied up. Laura for the 2nd time, Ronette for the 1st.
C: Using a blunt object, the killer hit Ronette and knocked her
   unconscious. He must've been so intent on killing Laura, he
   didn't realize Ronette regained consciousness and escaped.
A: He either didn't know or he didn't care. He made a small mound
   of dirt and put the half heart necklace of Laura's on top. He
   then placed a small cut out letter R under the nail of her
   left ring finger. You'll recall he placed the letter T under
   the fingernail of Theresa Banks. He, uh, left a note written in
   blood, "Fire, walk with me."
C: Here's the interesting thing. The blood on the note was tested.
   It doesn't match Leo's, Jacques', Laura's or Ronette's.
A: So we surmise the killer wrote the note in his own blood. The
   rare type, AB negative. The towel that Deputy Hawk found five
   miles down the tracks was soaked in blood of that type. He
   also found, near the towel, scraps of faded paper.
C: The scraps may have been left by the killer. They'll be sent
   back to Washington DC for testing.
{Andy cries}
A: I know, Andy, I know, I know, I know. It's what we call a real
   three hanky crime.
Andy: Albert Rosenfeld. I don't like the way you talk smart about
      Sherrif Truman or anybody. You just shut your mouth! {Exits}
C: Laura Palmer is dead. Jacques Renault is dead. Ronette
   Pulaski and Leo Johnson are in comas. Waldo the bird is dead.
   This leaves only the third man.
   -- Truman gives Pete a ride home. P: This smoke inhalation is nasty
      business. I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe
      of a bus.
      Josie left a note; she went to Seattle, she goes shopping every 3
      months. An Asian man calls, asking for her, then he makes a collect
      call to Hong Kong.
   -- Ben and Jerry meet with Hank. Hank confirms he put Catherine in the mill
      and they hope to frame the arson on her and Leo.
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie, she's not pleased with her not satisfying the
      owner

   Night
   -- Donna calls Norma about taking over Laura's Meals on Wheels route.
      She'll use the RR station wagon.
   -- At the Hayward Supper Club, Gersten plays the piano and Harriet
      recites a poem:
        "It was Laura
        And I saw her glowing.
        In the dark woods,
        I saw her smiling.

        We were crying
        And I saw her laughing.
        In our sadness,
        I saw her dancing.

        It was Laura
        Living in my dreams.

        It was Laura.
        The glow was life.
        Her smile was to say
        It was all right to cry.

        The woods was our sadness.
        The dance was her calling.
        It was Laura
        And she came to kiss me goodbye."
      Donna sits on her hands. Leland sings "Get Happy" and collapses.

   11:55 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper goes to bed. C to D: I'm dog tired. A man can only go long
without submitting to a period of rest. As we know from experiments
conducted on American GI's during the Korean War, sleep deprivation
is a one way ticket to temporary psychosis. And I'm working on a
3 day jag.
   -- Audrey prays for Cooper
   -- The Giant returns:
      G: "Sorry to wake you."
      C: "I'm not dreaming."
      G: "I forgot to tell you something."
      C: "You were right about the smiling bag."
      G: "The things I tell you will not be wrong. Better to listen then to
talk."
      C: "I believe you."
      G: "Don't search for all the answers at once.  A path is formed by
laying one stone at a time. One person saw the third man. Three have
seen him, yes. But not his body. One only. Known to you. Ready now to
talk. One more thing: you forgot something."
      C: "What?"
      { Flash of green gets zapped into Coop. He lies alone in the dark,
      blinking.  }
   -- Ronnette has a vision of Bob and Laura

04 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2002 - 10/6/90
     Written by Harley Peyton
     Directed by David Lynch]

   Morning
   -- Cooper talks to Albert about Tibet over breakfast:
      C: Buddhist tradition first came to the land of snow in the fifth
century AD. The first Tibetan came to be touched by the Dharma was
King Hathatha Rignamputsan. He and succeeding generations came to be
collectively called the Happy Generations. Now some historians place
them in the Water Snake Year, two-thirteen AD; others in the year
of the water ox 173 AD. Amazing isn't it? The Happy Generations.
      A: Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharama came to King
Hohoho, I really am, but right now I am trying hard to focus on the
 more immediate problems of our own century right in Twin Peaks.
      C: Albert, you'd be surprised at the connection between the two.
      A: Color me amazed.
      Albert tells of Cooper's ex-partner Windom Earle escaping from a mental
      institution. The Asian man watches Cooper drink coffee.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna delivers a meal to Mrs. Tremont. Her grandson makes the creamed
      corn disappear. "Sometimes things can happen just like this."
"She seemed like a very nice girl."
   -- Cooper and Truman see Ronnette and wrestle with the stools. They show
      sketches of Leo and Bob to her. She reacts violently to the second.
      "Tr- tr- tr-"
   -- Ben and Jerry contemplate over which ledger to burn then decide to roast
      marshmallows
   -- Andy fights scotch tape at the RR. The log lady enters and tells the
      Major to "deliver the message."
   -- Andy tells Lucy he's sterile:
      Listen to me, Lucy Moran, you just listen.  When the Takoma
      Sperm Bank was looking for donors, naturally I applied.  It's my civic
      duty and I like whales.  A routine physical examination revealed that
      I'm sterile.  Sure I thought it meant I didn't have to take a
      bath, but the doctors told me the truth.  They told me I can't have
      babies.  So what I wanna know now is why are you having one and how?
   -- Hank sees Cooper and Truman, signs his parole form. Hank was a Bookhouse
      Boy. Ben calls: Audrey's missing.
   -- Jerry shows Ben the unsigned insurance policy. Ben calls Einar Thorson -
      Leland's already called. Leland recognizes Bob; he lived next door to his
      grandfather. J: Is this real Ben? Or some twisted dream?

   8:08 (clock on wall)
   -- Shelly sees Leo on life support. Norma's waiting to drive her home.
   -- Lucy gets a call but hangs up on him because he remains anonymous
   -- At OEJ, Audrey questions Battis. He recruited Laura and Ronnette to work
      at OEJ. Laura used drugs one weekend so they got rid of her.
   -- Bobby and Shelly scheme over Leo

   Night
   -- Cooper reports Windom Earle's flight to Diane. The Major visits.
      BRIGGS: I have a message for you.
      COOPER: From whom?
      BRIGGS: I'm not at liberty to reveal the nature of my work. This
secrecy pains me from time to time. Any bureaucracy that
functions in secret inevitably lends itself to corruption.
But these rules I have pledged to uphold and I believe a
pledge is sacred.
      Briggs shows Cooperthe message: /THE/OWLS/ARE/NOT/WHAT/THEY/SEEM/
   -- James sings with Donna and Maddy. James and Maddy exchange looks, Donna
      gets jealous, then gets a call from Harold Smith. Maddy sees Bob.
   -- Cooper is awaken from a dream by a call from Audrey. She is caught by
      Blackie.

05 Mar Sunday   [Episode 2003 - 10/13/90
                 Written by Robert Engles
                 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
 
   6:40 am (clock on wall) 
   -- Ronnette is in the throes of a violent seizure. Truman turns off a
      machine by her bed, then tells Cooper and Albert, who have just arrived,
      that she took out her IV. Cooper pulls out a 'B' from under Ronnette's
      fingernail.
   -- Cooper enlightens Albert and Truman about his visitations from the Giant
 
   12:30 (?) (Harold's watch)
   -- Donna visits Harold, who gives her a flower to put on Laura's grave. He's
      known Laura since she started the Meals on Wheels. She pulls on a piece
      of paper sticking out of a drawer.
   -- Cooper and Truman discuss Bob.                     R   B   T
      Albert reports: the B from Ronnette's             Mrs. Palmer
      finger was from a Fleshworld.           Maddy ----===========---- Cooper
      The cocaine found in James' cycle                   Ronnette
      matches that found in Leo's house and Jacques' car.
      Cooper was shot with a Walther PPK.
      Albert and Truman trade words:
      ALBERT: You listen to me.  While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the
       fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against
       violence.  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take
       another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and
       King.  My concerns are global.  I reject absolutely revenge,
       aggression, and retaliation.  The foundation of such a method...is
       love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
      COOPER: Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
   -- Lucy looks for words with R, B, and T. Richard Tremayne, her lunch date,
      arrives at the station. Hawk offers two more words: prohibited, robot.
   -- Leland drops by and tells Cooper, Truman, and Hawk about the man in the
      sketch - he lived in a white house, across a vacant lot from his
      grandfather's place on Pearl Lakes. His name was Robertson and he used
      to flick matches at him, "you wanna play with fire, little boy?" Leland
      flicks a match nicely himself into an ashtray. Cooper picks it up and
      blows it out.
 
   Afternoon
   -- At the RR, Lucy and Dick have words over lunch. They used to go out every
      Thursday night for three months, but he hasn't called in 6 weeks, since
      their encounter in Horne's Home Furnishings. She tells him of her
      pregnancy.
   -- James and Maddy discuss Donna. She arrives at an opportune moment, while
      they're holding hands, and storms out.
   -- Emory videotapes Audrey as Blackie shoots her up
   -- The OAM shows shoes to Truman, sees the sketch of Bob, gets dizzy
      and heads for the bathroom
   -- Shelly drops by the station and tells Cooper and Truman she won't give
      a statement against Leo. Cooper smells an insurance scam and wonders
      who's behind it.
   -- The OAM has spasms in the toilet stall, flushes the toilet and the
      spasms cease. He drops his needle. Mike takes over.
   -- Cooper meets Ben at the Great Northern, who tells him to watch his step
      with Audrey. The Asian Man watches and follows Cooper.
   -- Jean Renault gives Audrey some English caramel
   -- Emory recognizes Cooper on the monitor. Jean and Nancy, Blackie's sister,
      arrive. They and Blackie scheme. Jean wants Cooper and Blackie wants
      money. He'll be the go-between for 30%.
   -- Truman gets a call from Pete - Josie will be back tommorow afternoon.
      Hawk has information about the white house - it's boarded up and no name
      on the mailbox. Truman tells Cooper about the OAM and flinches when
      Cooper reminds him that in his dream, the OAM knew Bob. Cooper finds the
      needle in the bathroom.
 
   4:15 (?) (clock on wall)
   -- Ed visits Nadine who is strapped to her bed. He sings to her, and she
      breaks her straps and wakes up. She's 18.
   -- Cooper and Truman visit Jacoby in his hospital room. His wife is there.
      Hypnotized, he says he smelled engine oil at the park, and he saw
      Jacques' killer
 
   Night (full moon)
   -- Donna brings Harold's flower to Laura's grave and has a one-way
      converstion with her
   -- James sees Maddy at the Palmer home. He's depressed since his mom came
      home. Donna once again catches them at another opportune moment.
   -- Maddy cries to Leland, "Everybody thinks I'm Laura, but I'm not!"
      Cooper and Truman arrive to arrest Leland for the murder of Jacques.
   -- Donna goes over to Harold's and finds Laura's secret diary next to a
      knife
 
06 Mar Monday   [Episode 2004 - 10/20/90
                 Written by Jerry Stahl and Mark Frost,
                            Harley Peyton, Robert Engles
                 Directed by Todd Holland]
 
   Early morning
   -- Cooper and Truman question Leland, who admits to killing Jacques
   -- Doc Hayward and Andy discuss Andy's sterility. Doc asks for another
      sample. Andy, with a copy of Fleshworld, runs into Lucy on the way to the
      restroom.
   -- Truman tells Cooper no one named Robertson ever lived in the white house.
      Andy runs into a deputy, "Sorry, Bob." Cooper notices Andy's wearing
      Circle Brand Boots
 
   "Not even 9:30" (Ben to Louie)
   -- Louie tells Ben that travel critic M. T. Wentz is coming to town
   -- Jean, who "sells insurance to small businesses," visits Ben with the
      video of Audrey and the condition that Cooper bring the ransom money
 
   Afternoon
   -- Donna picks up lunches from the RR
   -- Norma tells Hank about M. T. Wentz. He says there's enough time and takes
      off.
   -- At Harold's, he shows Donna the secret diary and reads from it. Donna
      suggests giving it to the sheriff but Harold disagrees.
   -- Ben shows the Audrey video to Cooper and asks him to deliver the money
   -- Josie returns
   -- At OEJ, Emory brings Audrey to Jean. Audrey says Emory hit him. Jean
      kills Emory.
   -- Andy approaches Lucy. Cooper has a talk with her.
   -- Cooper asks Harry a favor. He needs the best Bookhouse Boy.
   -- M.T. Wentz to arrive today

7:05 (clock on wall) (1/2 moon)
   -- Hank and Norma patronize a large man at the RR. Hank lifts his billfold
      and finds it is Daryl Lodwick, District Attorney.
   -- Donna meets Maddy at the RR and asks her help in getting the secret diary
   -- Harry confronts Josie about the mill, she seduces him on the couch.
      A mystery man watches outside the window in the rain (Asian man?).
   -- Judge Clinton Sternwood arrives at the station and meets Lucy, Cooper
      and the sheriff.
   -- Dick Tremayne arrives, offers Lucy money for an abortion, and is kicked
      out by her.
   -- Andy, who overhears Lucy crying, brings in Leland to meet with the Judge.
      Sid arrives.
 
   Evening
   -- Ben bows to Mr. Tojamura who checks in. Louie calls Norma - she thinks
      it's M. T. Wentz.
   -- Josie introduces her cousin Jonathan to Pete. Jonathan tells Josie her
      job is to sell the mill and she is expected in Hong Kong by Mr. Eckard.
 
   9:30
   -- Truman meets Cooper at the Roadhouse.
   -- Hank at the RR gets a visit from the Asian man and is beaten up.
 
07 Mar Tuesday   [Episode 2005 - 10/27/90
                  Written by Barry Pullman
                  Directed by Graeme Clifford]
 
6:42 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper awakes, chewing on his ear plug, and finds Audrey's note
 
   Morning
   -- Hawk tells Truman of his finds - two old ladies at the white house.
      They never heard of a Robertson.
   -- Lucy leaves for Tacoma. She'll stay at sister Gwen and Larry's for
      two days.
   -- Cooper tells Truman he knows where Audrey is
   -- Mr Pinkle demonstrates for Bobby and Shelly the Leo-lifter apparatus
   -- Leland's hearing. Truman defends, Andy sketches. Ben chews on nuts and
      leaves. Leland's released. His grandfather, Joshua, brought them over
      75 years ago.
   -- Donna delivers lunch to Harold and makes a deal. He'll read the diary if
      she tells her story. She taunts him outside, he collapses.
   -- Leo's hearing. He's ruled incompetent to stand trial. The Judge, Cooper,
      and Truman have a drink. Cooper doesn't think Leo did it. Truman tells
      Shelly Leo's coming home.
   -- Ed brings Nadine home. She rips off the refrigerator door.
   -- Tojamura meets Ben and offers him 5 million dollars for Ghostwood
   -- At the Great Northern, Bobby is snooping around Hank
 
   Noon ("Expect a call tommorow. Noon." Jean to Ben)
   -- Cooper meets Ben. They get a call from Jean with instructions on where
      and when to deliver the money. Ben has Hank follow Cooper.
   -- Donna and Maddy plot to get the diary
   -- At OEJ, Jean arms himself. Nancy reports that Audrey is asleep.
   -- Andy mans the phones at the station. He calls the Doc for the results
      of his sperm test. "I'm a whole damn town!" to Truman as he's zipping
      his fly. He sees Gwen's number, calls, and gets an abortion clinic.
   -- Cooper and Truman plan. Hawk enters and reports that the OAM is staying
      at the Robin's Nest. No one's seen him for "a day, a day and a half."
      He found a mysterious drug.
 
   Night
   -- Maddy gets some coffee at the RR. James follows.
   -- Donna tells a story to Harold
   -- Cooper and Truman bust into OEJ. There's a roll of plastic on the stairs.
   -- Harold shows Donna some orchids
   -- Cooper runs into Nancy and gets Audrey
   -- Truman watches Jean kill Blackie. Hawk saves Cooper and Truman.
      "Good thing you guys can't keep a secret."
   -- Hank is caught outside by Jean and is identified as DA Lodwick (billfold)
   -- Maddy and Donna are caught by Harold
 
[Episode 2006 - 11/3/90
 Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engles
 Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]
 
   Night (con't)
   -- James rescues Donna and Maddy. Harold sprays his plants and grieves.
   -- Cooper brings Audrey to the Bookhouse.
   -- Maddy leaves Donna and James, who share a moment
   -- Truman recognizes Jean in a book of criminals and points him out to
      Cooper, who begins to feel remorse for getting Audrey messed up in his
      problems
   -- Cooper gives back the money to Ben and tells him what happened. Ben hugs
      him, then the briefcase.
 
08 Mar Wednesday
 
   Morning
   -- Bobby brings Leo home. He and Shelly get their first check - it's only
      $700, it was supposed to be $5000. Leo groans.
   -- Donna tells Truman about the secret diary. Gordon Cole arrives ("sounds
      real good, Sherrif, but I already ate"), with Albert's report: vicuna
      fibers were found outside Cooper's room, the OAM's chemicals were weird
      stuff, and the scraps of paper found near the train site were diary
      pages. Hawk brings in the OAM. "There's the one-armer now."
   -- Ben sees Audrey. A: "I saw so much." "I'm aware of a lot of new things
      too, Daddy."
 
   1:50 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Nadine comes home
   -- Jonathan rapes Josie and gives her a one way ticket to Hong Kong. She
      says she hasn't received her insurance money nor the money from Ben.
      She's waited five years for this. The plane leaves at midnight.
   -- Maddy says goodbye to James at a dock. She leaves tomorrow.
   -- Ben meets Josie at his office. They drink to the fire. She got Pete's
      signature and wants her money. He threatens, she threatens. He gives
      her the check from Tojamura, she gives him the contract.
   -- Bobby and Shelly party around Leo. They make out in front of him, Leo
      moves.
   -- Cooper meets Gordon. Albert thinks Cooper is in over his head. Gordon's
      worried over Pittsburgh. Cooper gets an unmarked letter with an opening
      chess move (P to K-4) from Windom Earle.
   -- Leland meets with Ben and proves himself, while pocketing fur off of a
      stuffed dog. Jerry's on his way to Tokyo.
 
   Night
   -- Truman arrives as Josie's leaving. He is introduced to Jonathan as "Mr.
      Lee," Josie's assistant. He tells her he loves her, she hesitates and
      leaves.
   -- Ben meets with Tojamura. Leland sings. Pete chats with Tojamura:
      Pete: The King and I! [to Tojamura] Do you like musicals?
      Tojamura: No.
      Pete: Not even Fiddler on the Roof? Made me weep like a little baby.
      Tojamura: I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable.
   -- Cooper questions Mike:
      M:  There is no need...for medicine.  I am not in pain.
      C:  Who are you?
      M:  My name is Mike.
      C:  What are you?
      M:  I am...an inhabiting spirit.
      C:  Who is Phillip Gerard?
      M:  He is host to me.
      C:  You spoke to me in my dream...about Bob.
      M:  Mmm.  He...was...my familiar.
      C:  Where does Bob come from?
      M:  That...cannot be revealed.
      C:  What does Bob want?
      M:  He is Bob...eager for fun.  He wears a smile... Everybody run!
          Do you understand the parasite? It attaches itself to a life form and
          feeds.  Eh. Bob requires a human host.  He feeds on fear...and the
          pleasures.  They are his children.  I am similar to Bob.  We once
          were partners.
      M and C in unison:
          Through the darkness of future past,
          The magician longs to see.
      M:  One...chants out, between two worlds,
          Fire...walk with me.
          Oh, but then...I saw the face of God...and was purified.  I took off
          the arm...but remained... close to this vessel, inhabiting from time
          to time, for ONE, SINGLE, PURPOSE.
      C:  To find Bob [produces sketch of Bob].
      M:  TO STOP HIM!  This [points to sketch] is his true face.  But few can
          see it.  The gifted...and the damned!
      C:  Is Bob near us now?
      M:  For nearly forty years.
      C:  Where?
      M:  Ah.  A large house, made of wood, surrounded by trees.  The house is
          filled with many rooms, each alike, but occupied by different souls,
          night after night.
      C:  The Great Northern Hotel!
 
09 Mar Thursday [Episode 2007 - 11/10/90
                 Written by Mark Frost
                 Directed by David Lynch]
 
   Early morning
   -- Mike babbles, Gordon tells Harry about the diary pages. Gordon is on his
      way to Bend Oregon, "hush hush" business.
 
   7:24 am (clock on wall)
   -- Andy shows guests to Mike, who says "no...no..." Navy sailors bounce
      handballs. Ben enters the room and Mike faints.
   -- Hawk discovers Harold's body
 
   9:05 am (clock on wall)
   -- Maddy tells Leland and Sarah she's leaving tommorow. "I'll come galloping
      back often!"
   -- Cooper and Truman find the French note on Harold's body "I'm a lonely
      soul." Hawk finds the torn diary.
   -- Bobby and Shelly pay their bills and end up with $42. She wants Bobby to
      take a necklace back. Leo's truck's been impounded. Leo screams and
      spits, "new shoes." Leo had Shelly take in a pair of boots "last week."
   -- Audrey confronts Ben with what she knows. He's owned OEJ for five years.
      Laura worked there a short time, Battis recruited her without his
      knowledge. He slept with her.
 
   Day
   -- A tearful Shelly tells Norma she's quitting. Nadine and Ed arrive.
      Norma's been working there "20 years this April." Nadine crushes a glass.
   -- Bobby and Mike get back to Leo's with the boots and finds a tape in the
      heel.
 
   2:47 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper pieces together the diary. Audrey arrives and tells him what she
      found out about Ben.
 
   Night (full moon) (Albert puts Maddy's death bewteen 10 and 12 and
      Truman says they took Ben in after that)
   -- Ben gets a fax from Jerry - he's talked with the people in Osaka and
      it's thumbs up. Hawk, Andy, Truman, and Cooper arrive to take Ben in
      for questioning.
   -- At the Palmer house, a record skips at the end, and Sarah (drugged)
      crawls down the stairs, "Leland."
   -- Ben is brought to the station. The Log Lady tells Cooper, "We don't know
      what will happen or when, but there are owls in the Roadhouse." She
      acknowledges that something is happening.
   -- Pete runs into Tojamura - it's Catherine
   -- Sarah sees a white horse and faints. Leland's at the mirror, a small
      white horse (?) on the table.
   -- At the Roadhouse, Donna meets James and they discuss Harold. The Log Lady
      arrives with Cooper and Truman. The navy sailors are there also. Donna
      lip syncs.
   -- Cooper and the Log Lady see the giant, "It is happening again."
   -- Leland at the mirror, sees Bob. Maddy smells something burning and is
      killed by Bob/Leland. An 'O' is put underneath her fingernail.
   -- The waiter from the Great Northern tells Cooper, "I'm so sorry." Bobby
      and Donna appear moved. Cooper's thinking hard.

10 Mar Friday   [Episode 2008 - 11/17/90
 Written by Scott Frost
      Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

   Morning
   -- Leland plays indoor golf. Donna and James drop by and miss their chance
      to say goodbyw to Maddy. Leland says he dropped Maddy off at the bus
      station not 20 minutes ago. Leland excuses himself and talks to Sarah.
      After Donna and James leave, Leland packs the club into his bag
      (Maddy's in there) and leaves. His license plate says "The Timber State"
   -- Ben brushes his teeth in his cell when Jerry arrives back from Japan.
      Ben says he was with Catherine the night Laura died. Ben and Jerry
      reminisce about Louise Dombrowski dancing with a flashlight.
   -- Lucy's back with her sister Gwen

   10:03 (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman come across Leland dancing with his golf club.
      Truman tells Leland Ben's been arrested. Cooper asks him to get back
      to him if he remembers anything about Ben.
T: Everything OK?
C: I'm not sure.

   Late morning
   -- Doc Hayward takes a blood sample from Ben. Jerry defends, and Cooper
      and Truman question him.
   -- Bobby makes a copy of Leo's tape and writes a letter for Ben
   -- Norma's mom Vivien arrives with her new husband Ernie, a financial
      anaylist. He says he's through with gambling, but leaves a paper on
      the counter and Norma sees "$1000 Houston by 3 points" written on it.
   -- The OAM ("he's close...") bumps the deputy and escapes from his room
   -- Hank returns to the RR and smooth talks Norma
   -- Harry and Pete look through a pair of binoculars at a pileated
      woodpecker. They trade stories about Josie and get funny feelings.
      Truman leaves with Cooper. The OAM is missing.
   -- Andy sees Lucy with Gwen's baby and faints

   1:40 (?) (Ben's watch)
   -- Pete delivers a voice message to Ben from Catherine. She'll testify
      for the mill. Ben throws a tantrum.
   -- Leland sings "Surry With a Fringe on Top" while driving. Cooper's
      whistling the same tune in a different key. They nearly collide.
      Truman pulls Leland over and they chat. Leland mentions Ben made a
      phone call at 10 pm the night Laura died and mentioned a "derry"
      or diary. Leland offers to show Cooper his new clubs and appears
      to almost whack Cooper with one when Truman calls him away - they
      found the OAM, near the waterfall.

   Afternoon
   -- Hawk brings in the OAM to the station. Lucy attends to Andy while
      while Gwen gabs. Andy tells Lucy about his sperm.
   -- The OAM examines Ben. Truman charges Ben with the murder of Laura.
      The OAM is taken to back to hotel. Cooper tells Truman he doesn't
      think Ben didi it.

   8:30 (Vivien to Hank)
   -- Norma, Hank, Ernie and Vivien have dinner together, Hank's got a
      new domino - double 4. When the ladies are in the powder room, Hank
      and Ernie talk. They were prison buddies. Ernie Niles, "The
      Professor," got out 6 months ago. He met Vivien at a Republican
      fund raiser. He says he doesn't gamble anymore.

   11:05 (clock on table)
   -- Audrey visits Cooper. Cooper gets a call.
   -- Cooper and Truman identify Maddy's body

11 Mar (Saturday)   [Episode 2009 - 12/1/90
     Written by Mark Frost, Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
     Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Morning
   -- Albert reports: letter O under Maddy's fingernail, fur in her hand
      from a dead, stuffed fox. Cooper asks for 24 hours to finish it.
      Albert:Cooper...
      ... an observation.  I don't know where this is headed, but the
only one of us with the coordinates for this destination in his
hardware is you.  Go on whatever vision quest you require.  Stand on
the rim of the volcano, stand alone and do your dance.  Just find
this beast before he takes another bite.
      Cooper:<Sigh>  God help me, I don't know where to start.
      Hawk:You're on the path.  You don't need to know where it leads.
        Just follow...
   -- James gives Donna a ring. Donna mentions last night.
   -- Vivien doesn't like Norma's eggs.
   -- Andy's French surprises Donna
   -- Donna, Cooper, and Andy arrive at the Tremonds. A younger Mrs. Tremond
      answers the door. Her mother passed away 3 years ago and she has no
      children. She has a letter addressed to Donna that was in her mail
      the morning after Harold died. It's a page from Laura's diary:
February 22.  Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a
red room with a small man, dressed in red, and an old man
sitting in a chair.  I tried to talk to him.  I wanted to tell
him who BOB is, because I thought he could help me.  But my
words came out slow and odd.  It was frustrating trying to talk.
I got up and walked to the old man.  Then I leaned over and
whispered the secret in his ear.
Somebody has to stop BOB.  BOB's only afraid of one man.  He
told me once.  A man named Mike.  I wonder if this was Mike in
my dream.  Even if it was only a dream, I hope he heard me.  No
one in the real world would believe me.
February 23.  Tonight is the night that I die.  I know I have
to because it's the only way to keep BOB away from me.  The
only way to tear him out from inside.  I know he wants me.  I
can feel his fire.  But if I die he can't hurt me anymore.
   -- Cooper questions the OAM who says, "you have all the clues you need."
   -- Cooper, standing in a hall at the Great Northern, thinking hard,
      sees the waiter. "I know about you. That milk'll cool down on you
      but it's getting warmer now."
   -- Cooper, Truman and Albert examine Ben's office. Albert says Maddy
      was killed the night before last between 10 and 12. He also has
      Ben's blood test results.

   12:43 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy calls Dick while Lucy watches - they need to talk
   -- Tojamura sees Ben. He wants the contract signed or the money
      returned. Ben signs it and Tojamura reveals his true identity.
   -- Leland comes home to Donna. She's got a tape of her, Maddy and James
      singing for Maddy. Leland recognizes Laura's shades on Donna and
      she mentions Laura's secret diary. Leland gets a call from Beth -
      Maddy never made it home. He chews gum, dances with Donna, and hugs
      her hard. Truman's at the door for Leland.
   -- Donna tells James about Maddy. He leaves her crying.

12 Mar Sunday

   3:00 am (clock on wall)
   -- At the Roadhouse, Ben eats nuts. Cooper and Truman are at the bar.
      Truman brings Leland, Ed arrives and they clear the room. Hawk brings
      Bobby and Leo. Major Briggs brings the waiter, who gives Cooper a
      stick of gum. Leland: I know that gum. That's my most favorite gum
      in the world. Cooper remembers: Laura: "My father killed me." The
      Giant gives Cooper his ring back.
   
   3:55 (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper and Truman trick Leland into a cell. He freaks.
   -- At gunpoint, Leland is cuffed and read his rights. Leland/Bob
      confesses to killing Laura and Maddy. He mentions Pittsburgh and
      Cooper is noticeably shaken.

   Early morning
   -- Dick and Andy listen to Lucy. Dick smokes.
   -- Cooper tells his story of how the answer was staring him in the
      face all this time - Leland's dancing, grey hair, Robertson, the
      letters, the secret diary. Leland recites Mike's poem and Bob's
      response. The sprinklers go off and Leland rams his head into the door.
      <Cooper, Albert, and Truman burst into the room. The sprinkler system
      has gone off and water is pouring over them all>
      Cooper: Call an ambulence! <Cooper kneels next to Leland and cradles
Leland's head in his lap. For the rest of the scene he strokes
Leland's hair and face, comforting him.>
      Leland: Oh God! Laura! I killed her. Oh my God, I killed my daughter.
I didn't know. Forgive me. Oh God. I was just a boy. I saw him
in my dream. He said he wanted to play. He opened me and I
invited him and he came inside me. When he was inside, I
didn't know. When he was gone, I couldn't remember. He made me
do things. Terrible things. He said he wanted lives. He wanted
others, others that they could use, like they used me.
      Cooper: Like Laura.
      Leland: They wanted her. But she was strong. She fought. She wouldn't
let him in. Oh God. They had me kill that girl, Theresa. And
they said if I didn't give them Laura, they'd have me kill
her, too.
      Cooper: But she wouldn't let them in.
      Leland: They said she'd die before she'd let them. Then they made me
kill her. Oh God, have mercy on me. What have I done? What
have I done? Oh God. I love her. I love her with all my heart.
My angel, forgive me.
      <Cooper looks to Albert, who shakes his head -- apparently Leland
      isn't going to live>
      Cooper: Leland. Leland, the time has come for you to seek the path.
Your soul has set you face to face with the clear light and
you are now about to experience it in its reality. Wherein all
things are like the void and cloudless sky and the naked
spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum, without
circumference or center. Leland, in this moment, know yourself
and abide in that state. Look to the light, Leland. Find the
light. 
      Leland: I see it.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland. Into the light.
      Leland: I see... Her. She's there.
      Cooper: Into the light, Leland.
      Leland: She's beautiful.
      Cooper: Into the light.
      Leland: Laura?
      Cooper: Don't be afraid.
      <Leland dies. Wordlessly Cooper pushes his own hair back and looks up.
      The sprinklers shut off>

   Day
   -- Cooper, Albert and Truman, on the path, meet Briggs and they discuss
      Bob

15 Mar Wednesday   [Episode 2010 - 12/8/90
    Written by Tricia Brook
    Directed by Tina Rathborne

   Day
   -- Cooper explains to Sarah what happened the night Maddy died and
      Leland's final moments
   -- Leland's wake. Dr. Jacoby's back from Hawaii. Mayor Dwayne Milford
      pulls his brother Dougie's ear. Dougie owns the newspaper and is
      engaged to be married. The Mayor first ran for that office in '62.
      Cooper to Truman: Harry, I'm really gonna miss this place.
   -- Dr. Jacoby and Ed ask to have 35 year old Nadine admitted to school
   -- Audrey sees Cooper, who tells his tale of Earle.
   -- Bobby puts on Leo's clothes and goes to see Ben
   -- Catherine talks to Harry. She says a guardian angel saved her and
      directed her to the summer cabin on Pearl Lakes. There appears to
      be an owl-shaped smudge on her cheek.
   -- Dick talks to Lucy while she's replacing ceiling light bulbs. Andy
      offers to be friends.
   -- Cooper says goodbye to Truman, who gives him a green butt skunk hook
      and a Bookhouse Boy patch. He says goodbye to Hawk, Andy and Lucy,
      when Roger Hardy arrives with a mountie and tells Cooper he has been
      suspended from the FBI.
   -- Audrey gets Bobby in to see Ben, but gets kicked out. They go to
      get ice cream. B: Cup or cone? A: Mmmm...cone. I like to lick.
   -- Roger and the mountie question Cooper, who surrenders his gun and
      badge. They only knew of two deaths, and Cooper didn't know about
      Battis. Truman stands up for Cooper.
   -- Nadine Butler tries out for cheerleading
   -- Shelly brushes Leo's teeth. Bobby calls, Leo moves.

   Night
   -- Vivien reveals herself to Norma, who kicks her out.
   -- Hank brings Ernie to Jean at OEJ. Jean's assistant is the mountie -
      he'll put some of the stolen cocaine in Cooper's car
   -- Josie, injured, returns to Truman's place
   -- Cooper and Briggs around a campfire:
      COOPER: At the time I did what I thought was right. I must now face
the consequences.
      BRIGGS: You can do no more.
      (Cooper and Major Briggs, roasting marshmallows over a campfire.)
      COOPER: You know, Major, I find myself thinking a lot about BOB.
If he truly exists.
      BRIGGS: Yes, I've pondered that same question continuously since this
horror was revealed.
      COOPER:I try to imagine him out there, incarnate, looking for
another victim to inhabit.
      BRIGGS:There are powerful forces of evil in the world. It is some
men's fate to face great darkness. We each choose how to react.
If the choice is fear, then we become vulnerable to darkness.
There are ways to resist. You, sir, were blessed with certain
gifts. In this respect, you are not alone. Have you ever heard
of the White Lodge?
      COOPER: The White Lodge. No, I don't believe I have.
      (Briggs appears to ponder what he should say about this.)
      (Angle on the woods from the point of view of some unknown entity,
      moving through the woods.)
      COOPER:Major, I'm going to take a moment here. I feel the call of
        nature. There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air. I
look forward to hearing more about this White Lodge.
(Cooper moves off into the woods. Major Briggs laughs, gives
the departing Cooper a "thumb's-up".)
When I return. From my journey.
      (Lingering on Briggs, who looks off in the direction of Cooper's
      exit with a speculative expression. An owl hoots. Major Briggs looks
      up, alarmed.)
      (Cooper urinating in the woods. An owl hoots in the tree above him.
      Cooper watches the owl. Suddenly a brilliant white light appears
      behind him. Cooper turns toward the light.)
      (Angle on Briggs, bathed in blinding white light.)
      BRIGGS:COOPER! COOPER!
      (A robed figure appears in the light, backlit. No features are visible.)
      (Cooper dashes through the woods to the camp site. The Major is gone.)
      COOPER: Major Briggs? MAJOR?
      (Cooper looks at the light. It seems to be receding into the woods.
      Cooper runs toward it. He reaches the top of a small hill and freezes,
      looking into the light. The light blinks out.)

16 Mar Thursday   [Episode 2011 - 12/15/90
   Written by Barry Pullman
   Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   Morning
   -- James cycles
   -- Mrs. Briggs talks to Cooper and Truman about her husnad's disappearence.
      Being "in the woods is significant," he "talks about them constantly."
      He left notes by his bedside table so she'll call back later.
   -- Andy and Hawk found a present for Mr. & Mrs. Milford
   -- Gordon calls from Bend (a temp patches him through - Lucy's helping
      with the wedding). Dennis Bryson from the DEA will be arriving.
   -- Cooper presents no defense to Roger
   -- Nadine asks Donna about Mike
   -- James cycles to Wallies and meets Evelyn Marsh

   12:18 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Andy leaves flowers for Lucy
   -- Dick brings Nicky, his charge from Happy Helping Hand, to the station.
      Andy offers him a malt.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Hawk discuss the White Lodge:
      HAWK: Cooper, you may be fearless in this world, but there are other
worlds.
      COOPER: Tell me more.
      HAWK: My people believe that the White Lodge is a place where the
spirits that rule man and nature here reside.
      TRUMAN: Local legend. Goes way back.
      HAWK: There is also a legend of a place called the Black Lodge...
the shadow-self of the White Lodge. The legend says that
every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection.
There, you will meet your own shadow-self. My people call
it "The Dweller on the Threshhold." 
      COOPER: "The Dweller on the Threshhold..."
      HAWK: But it is said, if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect
courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul.
   -- Dennis arrives. He and Cooper worked together in Oakland. An RCMP
      officer says he stole drugs.
   -- Nadine leg presses 600 lbs.
   -- Josie tells Harry about Eckhart. He took her off the streets in Hong Kong
      at 16 and taught her about life and business. She was afraid for her
      life when she met Andrew, a business aprtner. She says she believes
      Eckhart is responsible for Andrew's death. She escaped from the airport
      at Seattle.
   -- Roger has pie at the RR (story on Leland in his paper)
   -- Hank and Ernie return. When Norma asks Ernie if he caught anything, he
      spins a tale she doesn't buy. Vivien's returned to Seattle.
   -- Nicky blows whip cream in Dick's face and spins Andy's seat
   -- James looks at Evelyn's '48 Jaguar. Her husband, Jeffrey, travels
      extensively. She'll provide room and board while he works on the car.
   -- Ben watches old footage of the groundbreaking ceremony for the Great
      Northern. Hank arrives: Ben, I have had an absolutely killer schedule.
      Ben wants to rearrange furniture. Hank tells him OEJ has been taken
      over. Ben makes shadow figures.
   -- Cooper gets an envelope from Windom Earle. P to Q4.
      "Of course, you couldn't help but take note of my emphatically
      traditional opening. I must say, your responding move was nothing
      if not reflective of your predilection for the tidy and fastidious.
      See how my response to you begins to lead us towards a classical
      confrontation? But there's doubt in your mind: what are my true
      intentions? How will you answer this time? Hobgoblins, Dale...
      consistency...predictability, giving rise to patterns. We both
      know only too well how these patterns leave you vulnerable to
      attack. You with your wounds, I with mine, let me paint you a
      picture: my knights will skirmish, lanes of power and influence
      will open through my bishops and rooks, pawns will naturally
      be forfeit. I'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because,
      I assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost;
      the king must die!"
   -- The Milford wedding. Dwayne objects.
   -- Dennis tells Cooper s/he found cocaine in Cooper's car and explains
      what happened.
   -- Cooper dances with Audrey, Andy with Denise
   -- Josie tells Catherine Thomas Echhart killed Andrew and she should be
      careful. Catherine employs Josie as her maid. Andrew's alive:
      "Everything's going exactly as we planned." He and Catherine will be
      waiting for Eckhart.

17 Mar Friday   [Episode 2012 - 1/12/90
                 Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
 Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

Morning
  -- Bobby tries again to blackmail Ben, who's acting too weird for it to
     take. B: "You know what you need in this life? Balance, distance,
     symmetry." He's stacked his furniture. Eventually he hires Bobby to spy 
     on Hank; Bobby is thrilled.
  -- Cooper is discussing houses with a real estate agent (Irene).  A coin
     flip leads him to like Dead Dog Farm, an estate with a mysterious past
     where no one stays for long.
  -- Andy, Dick and Lucy visit with Nickie's case worker.  Nickie is an orphan
     who has been through many foster homes, and is the victim of "persistent
     random misfortune." Harry breaks up the meeting calling Andy to an
     emergency at the Great Northern.
  -- Harry, Doc Hayward and Andy investigate Dougie Milford, dead in his hotel
     bed.  Dwayne comes in and grieves, accusing the wife of murder by
     sex.  Andy doesn't cry.  "My Secret Life" by Chris Gerrity is found
     on the bed. 
  -- In the hallway, Hawk is talking/flirting with the widow. H: "When
     something big goes down, I'm the man."

10:10 (clock on wall)
  -- Nadine has joined the wrestling team and takes district champion Mike in
     one fall while asking him out.
  -- Mike complains to Donna about Nadine.
  -- James meets Malcolm Sloan - Evelyn Marsh's brother, Jeffrey Marsh's
     driver.  He says Marsh abuses Evelyn. Once a fortnight she breaks one
     of his things.
  -- At Dead Dog Farm, Cooper notices some tire tracks: "A Jeep, a four-
     wheeler and a luxury sedan." In the house he deduces a meeting took
     place in the past few hours. He finds baby laxative and cocaine dust.
  -- Dick fixes a flat (reading the instructions) while Nicky is irritating.
     While Nicky is not touching the car and facing the other way, the car
     falls off the jack.  Nicky panics and runs to hug Dick (who is unhurt).

Day
  -- Cooper comes to tell Harry about Dead Dog Farm, but instead visits
     with Air Force Colonel Reilly investigating Major Briggs.  Briggs is a
     great pilot.  "The owls are not what they seem" was broadcast from
     the woods, not deep space -- maybe from the White Lodge ("That's
     classified"). Cooper mentions seeing an owl before Briggs disappeared.
  -- James and Evelyn flirt and kiss.  James encourages her to leave her
     husband but she refuses.  When Jeffrey comes home she runs to greet him.
  -- Bobby, returning to Ben's office with photos, sees Audrey who flirts
     with him but doesn't kiss him.  Audrey goes to her secret listening place.
  -- Ben, who is working on a civil war model ("Gettysburg, day 1"), accepts
     the photos from Bobby and gives him a raise. Audrey eavesdrops.
  -- Pete and Catherine enjoy a romantic meal, served by Josie in a maid
     outfit.  Pete is bothered by Catherine's treatment of Josie, but is having
     too much fun to make an issue of it.
  -- Cooper brings Diane up to date:
     "Diane, I'm holding in my hand a nationally distributed newspaper. My
     opening move [P to Q4] responding to Windom Earle's opening move was
     printed in the personals column as per my instructions, but I have already
     received his response to this yesterday. He anticipated my response to
     his opening move perfectly. He's toying with me, Diane. I wonder where
     he is and what he's planning."
     Audrey knocks and offers Cooper Bobby's photos she has just stolen from
     her father's office.  Cooper identifies them as Hank, Ernie, Jean Renault
     and the mountie, meeting at Dead Dog Farm.  Denise comes in, and Audrey
     kisses Cooper on her way out.  Cooper briefs Denise.
     D: I may wear a dress but I still put on my panties one leg at a time,
        if you know what I mean.
     Cooper: Not really...

Night
  -- At the RR, Ed looks depressed, prompting Norma to suggest they can still
     be friends and to take his hand, all this secretly witnessed by Hank,
     sporting a 3:4 domino.
  -- Dick tells Andy he thinks Nicky is the devil.
  -- In Harry's office, Dwayne continues to accuse Lana of murder.  Doc says
     it was a natural heart attack.
  -- In the hallway, all the men watch Lana being escorted to a room. They
     begin collectively reciting Shakespeare.
  -- Lucy tries to call the sheriff to the phone, but gets no response.  She
     eventually finds all the men literally spellbound by Lana telling stories.
  -- Dennis visits Ernie at the RR. At the Great Northern, Cooper and Dennis
     interrogate Ernie.  They apparently want to let him off, using him to
     catch the big guys.  Dennis will pose as a buyer from Seattle and Ernie
     will arrange for a deal between Renault and Dennis.
  -- James hears Evelyn and Jeffrey fighting.  Malcolm tells James the first
     beating was four years ago. He swears to kill Jeffrey.
  -- Bobby goes home to find his mother sitting in the dark grieving over the
     Major's disappearance.  She flips on an owl lamp and Bobby tells his
     mother about the Major's vision. Suddenly the lights go out and the major
     materializes in the house, wearing a vintage pilot's outfit (leather
     jacket and goggles) and asking how long he's been gone.
     Betty: Is everything all right?
     Garland: No, dear...not exactly.


18 Mar Saturday [Episode 2013 - 1/19/90
                 Written by Harley Peyton
 Directed by Todd Holland]

Morning
  -- Fade up on night time sky/field of stars.  Camera pans
     slowly to right.
        VOICE: (whispers) Cooperrr...                                 
     In the background, a chittering noise is heard. A yellow
     symbol consisting of three equilateral triangles overlapping
     slightly at their apexes (like the international radiation
     symbol) appears spinning in the center of the screen and
     rapidly moves towards the camera with a screaming noise.
     When it hits the camera, the screen erupts with flames.
        BRIGGS (V.O.): I remember stepping from the flames.  A
          vague shape in the dark.  Then nothing.
     Slow fade from flames to Major Garland Briggs.  He is
     seated on a throne of stone in the middle of a jungle.
     The camera moves slowly towards him.
        BRIGGS: 'Til I found myself standing by the cold
          remains of our campfire.  Two days later.
        HAYWARD (Distorted V.O.): Major, there are some new techniques
          that might help us break through your amnesia.
        BRIGGS: Well, my memories are immune from regression.
          I can feel them...
     A wolf begins to growl in the background.
        BRIGGS: ...they're palpable, the smells, the sensation.
          Everything is known to me, yet somehow beyond my reach.
        COOPER (distorted V.O.): Do you remember anything else?
        BRIGGS: Very little, save for one disturbing image
          of a giant owl, pervasive.
     The wolf continues to growl.
        COOPER (distorted V.O.): A giant owl?
     With a flash of light, we cut to a brief negative image of an owl flying,
     then to a close shot of the back of the Major's neck, where there is a
     small red scar identical to the 3-triangle symbol seen before.  Cut
     to Briggs face.  The flash is revealed to be from an Instamatic
     camera that Doc Hayward used to take a picture of the scar.  
     The camera slowly pulls back from Briggs.  The scene is the
     Sheriff's Station Conference Room, the time is apparently morning.
     Major Briggs, Agent Cooper, Doc Hayward and Sheriff Truman
     are present.
        COOPER: A giant owl? How big?
        BRIGGS: (fidgeting with his fingers) Enough to cloud my mind and memory.
        HAYWARD: (handing the instant picture he has just taken to Cooper)
          Three triangular scars behind the right
          ear, in perfect proportion.
        TRUMAN: Major Briggs...what exactly does your work involve?
        BRIGGS: That information...as I've repeated endlessly
          to myself...classified.  Though the keeping of
          secrets ... seems less meaningful to me now.
          (Pause.  The Major is nervous and shaken.)
          Perhaps there are sources of information that are
          so important as to transcend the human need
          to conspire.  Information of such weight that
          pertains not ... (Garland pauses.  He begins to
          lose control of his emotions.)  Oh, God!  Is
          this meant for the soul?!  My soul?
        COOPER: Major--perhaps you'd better start back at the beginning.
        BRIGGS: Are you familiar with...Project Bluebook?
        COOPER: Yes sir, I am.  The Air Force investigation into
          the phenomenon of Unidentified Flying Objects.
        BRIGGS: Officially disbanded in 1969.  But, there are those
          of us who ... continue in an _unofficial_ capacity.
          Examining the heavens as before...in the case of 
          Twin Peaks, the earth below.
     Cooper and Truman look at each other.
        BRIGGS: We are searching for a place called the White Lodge.
     Briggs stops talking as the door opens and two M.P.s step in.
        M.P. #1: Major Briggs?
        BRIGGS: I've been expecting you.
        TRUMAN: Now hold on just a minute, fellas.
        M.P. #1: Colonel Riley's orders.
        TRUMAN: I don't care what orders you got, this is my
          station and Major Briggs happens to be a friend of mine.
        BRIGGS: Harry (Briggs rises).   I'm afraid we will have to continue
          this discussion at a later date.
        TRUMAN: Are you sure you wanna to go with them?
        BRIGGS: (Nods) Yeah. (to Cooper) Goodbye.
        M.P. #1: Major.                               
  -- Dennis and Cooper have Ernie call Jean for the setup
  -- Dick tells Andy Nicky's records were sealed and returned to the
     orphanage
  -- Cooper asks Lucy if she's seen anything from Earle in the newspapers
  -- At the RR, Ed tells Norma, "We need to talk"
  -- Shelly's fed up with taking care of Leo and slaps Bobby who's going
     out again, as Invitation to Love plays on the TV. Leo's eye twitches.
  -- Ed gets a call from James who wants all his money ($12) sent to him
     at Wally's
  -- Evelyn asks James about his girls and for his help

9:25 (clock on wall)
  -- Mike tries to fight off Nadine at the RR
  -- Hank asks Norma where's she's going
  -- Josie answers the door to Truman who can't keep his hands off her
  -- Audrey visits Ben's battlefield and calls Jerry
  -- Ed answers the door to Norma
  -- Hawk prepares Ernie with a bug:
     (Hawk is attaching a "wire" to Ernie with adhesive tape)
     E: Ouch!  Will you mind the chest hair, will ya?
     H: You're sweatin' like a pig, Mr. Niles!
     E: Oh, thanks a lot!  That's nervous perspiration, man, hyperhydrosis.
        It's a childhood condition--and I didn't notice it 'til the war.  
        Korea, remember that?  Do ya?  I was leading a batallion up towards
        the 49th parallel.  We were just a bunch of fresh-faced kids.  I didn't
        know what kinda hell we were steppin' into.
     C: Ernie!  Ernie, I want you to focus on the here and now.  Repeat your
        instructions to me, step by step.
     E: Okay.  Uh...I take...Denise...up to Dead Dog Farm.  I introduce her to 
        Renault.
     C: Right.
     E: I, uh...take Renault through the buy...complete the transaction, and get
        the hell out of there, huh?
     C: Good.  Harry--that's when you come in. (Truman nods)  By golly...I sure
        wish I could join you fellas.  But I've temporarily lost my
        enforcement franchise.
     E: Heh, I bet.
     T: Well...I'v been givin' that some thought. (tosses badge to Cooper)
        Consider yourself deputized.  The bureau's loss is my gain.
     (Cooper looks at the badge--it's number 13.)
     C: (happily)  I hope I can live up to this.
     H: (finishes wiring Ernie)  He's done.  You might want to towel him off
        before we go! (wipes his hands, exits)
     E: Ah, come on!  (to Cooper and Truman)  Uh...how long will it, uh...
        take you guys to storm the farmhouse after, uh, I complete the buy?
     C: (pinning on his badge)  You go out, we come in.
     E: Can I, can I ask you a question?
     T: What, Ernie?
     E: Don't make me do this!  This isn't my line of work!  I'm a coward!  I
        don't do this kind of thing, I'm a CPA!
     T: Ernie.
     C: Ernie.
     E: (laughs nervously) Just a momentary lapse.  I'm okay, I'm...I'm cool. 
        Let's go do it, huh?
     C: Where's Denise?
     T: Haven't seen her.
     (Door opens.  Denise enters dressed as a man, hair pulled back into a
      ponytail)
     D: (proudly)  You can call me Dennis!  Oh, I don't know, somehow it
        seemed...more appropriate.  (Cooper beams, absolutely delighted)
        Whadda you think?
     (Truman whistles appreciatively)   
  -- Andy and Dick at the Dorritt Home for Boys
     D: Our investigation must proceed "sub rosa."  We may have to pick the
        lock.  Tricky business, that.  (Andy opens the unlocked door)  Voila!
        We enter!
     A: Where is everybody?
     D: Lunch!  Here we are, the case files.  N...N...N...(turns to another
        set of files) N!  Nales...Nester...Netherby...Needleman, Nicholas.
        Needleman, our little Nicky!
     A: We can read it in the car!
     D: Oh, patience, Andrew.
     A: (increasingly nervous) Dick!
     D: Sh!  The usual background information...mmm...birthplace...initial
        adoption...  mm-hmm!  First of several, it seems.
     A: Dick!
     D: (oblivious to Andy)  Ah, the plot thickens.  Where are thy secrets,
        little Nicky?
     (The Brewsters appear at the door, wave eagerly.  Andy sees them.)
     A: Dick!
     (The Brewsters enter.  Dick jumps up, startled, and clumsily hides
     Nicky's file in his trenchcoat.)
     B: Hi!
     (Andy, petrified, crosses and stands beside Dick.)
     B: We're the Brewsters.  (laughs)  I know we're a little early.  It's
        just that we're so darn eager to see him.  Can we see him?  Where's
        Donny?
     D: D--Uh, little Donny is...uh, dead.  (The Brewsters look horrified.) 
        Eh!  Dead tired, I mean.  I'm afraid little Donny, he isn't feeling up
        to snuff.
     B: Well, he was in perfect health only yesterday.
     (Dick is stumped.)
     A: Dick!
     D: Just a minute...*Woody*.  Let me finish helping these good people.
        Now--where were we?
 
Afternoon
  -- Ed answers the door to Donna who's looking for James. She'll deliver
     the money.
  -- Norma leaves and Nadine rescues Ed from Hank
  -- Bobby sees Ben, then Audrey. A: I think Daddy needs an injection.
  -- Catherine visits Ben
  -- James shows Evelyn the fixed car who seduces him as Malcolm watches
  -- At Dead Dog Farm, Ernie's shirt smokes, blowing the cover. Hawk calls
     for backup as Cooper exchanges himself for Ernie and Dennis.

Evening (1/4 moon)
  -- Evelyn leaves James in bed to go at it with Malcolm
  -- Jean, the mountie, and Cooper in the center room:
     C:  Is my death so important to you?
     R:  My two brothers die...I hold you responsible.
     C:  Why?
     R:  Well...before you came here...Twin Peak was a simple place.
         My brothers deal dope to the teenagers and the truckdrivers...
         oh...One Eyed Jack welcomed the businessman and the tourist...
         quiet people lived a quiet life.  Then--a pretty girl die,
         and you arrive...and everything change.  My brother Bernardo,
         shot, and left to die in the...the woods.  A grieving father
         smother my remaining brother with, ah...the pillow.
         Kidnaping...death...suddenly, ah, the quiet people...they're
         quiet no more.  Suddenly the...the simple dream, become the
         nightmare.  So.  If you die, maybe you will be the last to die.
         Maybe you brought, ah...the nightmare...with you.  And maybe...
         the nightmare will *die* with you.
  -- Dennis in a RR uniform, delivers food. Cooper shoots Jean with a 
     gun hidden in Dennis' panty hose and Dennis kicks the mountie's ass.
  -- Shelly wakes to intermittent power to find Leo
  -- Power's off at the station. Lucy says there were two fires and an
     explosion. Cooper finds a dead person pointing to a chessboard:
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | WP  |     | WP  | WP  |     | WP  | WP  |     |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     |     |     | BQ  | BP  |     |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |     |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w| ?  b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | BR  | BN  |     | BK  |     | BB  |     |     |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w| ?  b| ?  w| ?  b| ?  w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     b = black square  w = white square
     B = black piece   W = white piece
     K= king  Q = queen  B = bishop  N = knight  R = rook  P = pawn
     ? denotes square not visible or partially obscured

18 Mar Saturday (continued)   [Episode 2014 - 2/2/91
       Written by Scott Frost
       Directed by Uli Edel]

  -- Truman, Cooper, and Doc Hayward investigate the dead body - there's a
     black pawn in the mouth.  Cooper says it's a vagrant, and makes several
     predictions borne out by investigation (type of wound, an abandoned
     car ...).
  -- Audrey plots with Bobby to save the Horne empire.  AUDREY:  From now on,
     it's me you suck up to.
  -- Leo stalks Shelly with an axe, as an owl watches. LEO:  Bad girl.
     Bobby returns home and after a struggle, Shelly stabs Leo in the leg who
     runs away into the woods.

19 Mar Sunday

Day
  -- Cooper's been cleared, but the suspension remains. Harry offers the
     vagrant murder case to deputy Cooper.  Hawk reports Hank is in the
     hospital - he missed the drug deal because he was "hit by a bus."
     Shelly called to report Leo's awakening.
  -- Andy tells Lucy about his and Dick's theory of Nicky killing his parents
     at the age of 6.
  -- James meets Jeffrey, who gets in the car and drives off.  Evelyn
     puts the moves on James.  JAMES:  IT'S WRONG!!!
  -- At the RR, Ed and Doc Hayward discuss Nadine's dating and sex life.
     Donna took the van to look for James who's "out a couple of hours west."
  -- Ed tells Norma about the Nadine/Hank fight.  Norma says Harry will
     arrest Hank for parole violation. Ed and Norma plan a romantic weekend.
     NORMA:  People will find out.  ED: Let 'em.
  -- James prepares to leave
  -- Cooper talks with Truman:
                       Earle
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | WR  | WN  | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     |     |     | BN  |     |     |    Captured:
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
     | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  | BP  | BP  |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
                       Cooper     

     T: So how does chess figure into all this?
     C: Because Windom Earle and I played a game every day for three years.
        He felt that all of life could be found in the patterns and conflicts
        on the board.  (pauses)  Because I never beat him.  (pauses)  Now it's
        my turn.  I'll publish my response in the Twin Peaks Gazette.  I don't
        know what else to do.
     T: Coop, you're gonna have to give me some more information here.
     C: Harry, I've brought some baggage to town I haven't told you about.
        (sits) Windom Earle was my first partner.  Everything I know about the
        law and the bureau, I owe to him.  Four years ago, we drew the
        assignment of protecting a material witness in a federal crime.  She
        was, uh...very beautiful...very gentle woman.  Her name was Caroline.
        She and I fell in love.  One night, I...failed in my vigilance.  An
        attack was made; I wasn't ready.  I was wounded and I lost
        consciousness.  (swallows hard)  When I came to, she was in my arms,
        she...she was dead, she'd been stabbed.
     T: The wounds on the vagrant.
     C: Identical.  The killer was never found.  My wound healed; Windom Earle
        went mad.  Institutionalized until his recent escape.
     T: So why is he after you?
     C: Harry--Caroline was Windom Earle's wife.
     (Truman has been sitting on the edge of his desk.  Now, he sits in his
     chair, taken aback.)
     T: So...he blames you for her death.
     C: (shakes his head, leans forward)  It's much worse than that.  I think
        he killed her.  And I think he committed the crime that she originally
        witnessed.  Harry-- Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond!  It's cold,
        and hard, and brilliant.  I think he feigned the insanity that sent
        him away, but at some point he lost the ability to distinguish between
        what's right and what's wrong.  You don't know what he's capable of,
        Harry...you don't know!
  -- Donna shows up at Wally's looking for James but finds Evelyn instead.
     Evelyn said he had done some work for her and then headed off to Mexico.
  -- Audrey ushers Jerry into Ben's office.  BEN: Jeb!  Dr. Jacoby is there.
     He says Ben's reversal of the South's fortunes is a healthy way for Ben
     to recover from his own defeat.
  -- Briggs staggers into the sheriff's office and collapses.  Lucy checks her
     lip stick.
  -- Briggs, Truman and Cooper at the station:
     (Briggs, Cooper, and Truman are all sucking down huge glasses of water.
      Lucy is standing nearby with a pitcher of water.)
     L: More?
     C: I'm fine.
     T: Fine, Lucy.
     B: Fine.
     (Lucy exits.)
     T: Major--what happened?
     B: Well, as men who have dedicated their lives to service, I know that
        you're able to understand how sacred I hold a pledge of allegiance.
        And the cost one must pay when breaking a pledge.
     C: It can be very great.
     B: Well, the Air Force, *I thought*, was not unlike other societies of
        men dedicated to the fight for the good.  (pauses, mops his brow)
        Gentlemen, frankly I'm worried.  When my superiors questioned me about
        my disappearance, they exhibited a degree of suspicion and intolerance
        bordering on the paranoic.  I must now admit that their motivation in
        the search for the White Lodge is not ideologically pure.  I believe
        that during my disappearance I was taken to the White Lodge.  I can 
        remember, virtually nothing.  But I have the clear, intuitive sense
        that there's...  much trouble ahead.
     C: Major?  What kind of trouble?
     B: I am unaware of the form it will take.  (pauses)  I will return.
        Until that time, I will be in the shadows if you need me.  Good day,
        gentlemen.
     C: Good day, Major.
     (the Major exits.)
     T: In the shadows.  Can you beat that?
     C: No...
  -- Jacoby, Lana (the widow Milford), Cooper, Truman, Hawk at the station
     (Cooper and Truman enter the meeting room after Hawk.  Jacoby and Lana
      are waiting there.)
     J: Good.  I wanted all of you to hear this.  I've just spent almost the
        last twenty-four hours with this charming young lady, and as you can
        see, uh...  I have no bruises, no broken bones...any claims by her
        deceased husband's brother that she's cursed or somehow responsible
        for a death is nonsense.  Now what she does, in fact, possess is a
        heightened sexual drive.  And a working knowledge of technique,
        anatomy, and touch, that few men have ever had the pleasure of
        experiencing, or the skills to match.
     T: Is it *hot* in here?
     C: Yeah.
     H: Yep.
     C: Lana, let me be the first to congratulate you.
     L: Thank you!  Well--I could never have done it without Dr. Jacoby.
     J: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.  Okay.  Well, we're gonna go bowling.  See ya
        later, guys!
  -- Dwayne Milford is in the lobby with a shotgun, threatening to shoot Lana.
     Cooper suggests that the mayor and the widow go alone into the conference
     room to work it out.  Truman: Now what?  COOPER: We wait.
  -- COOPER: OK, long enough.  The cops enter the conference room to find the
     widow and the mayor making wedding plans.
  -- Catherine reveals Andrew Packard to Pete.

Dusk
  -- Eckhardt and a young female escort check into the Great Northern
  -- Truman shows Cooper a Seattle newspaper story -- Jonathan is dead.  Harry
     suspects Josie and asks Cooper to investigate.
  -- Doc Hayward tells Dick and Andy about Nicky's past.  His mother was an
     immigrant, maid at the Great Northern.  She was impregnated during a rape,
     died in child birth.  Nicky was in an orphanage, then adopted. 
     His adopted parents were killed in a car crash.  Lucy is indignant that
     the men had suspected Nicky of wrong-doing. She swats a fly.
 --  It comes down at the Marsh place.  Evelyn says Jeffrey died in a car
     crash, the brake lines were cut.  JAMES: You set me up!  Evelyn says she
     loves James, and hopes he gets away.  Police arrive.  James is sneaking
     away.  Donna is there in the shadows, and they run away together.

Night
 -- Leo walking through the woods.  Gratuitous owl shots.  There is a cabin
    with a light on. Leo walks in and meets Windom Earle.

20 Mar (Monday)   [Episode 2015 - 2/9/21
           Written by Harley Peyton and Robert Engles
   Directed by Diane Keaton]

Day
   -- Evelyn and Malcolm tell the cops about James
   -- At Wallies, the cops watch an opera, while James and Donna talk
      as the bartender persists in listening in. Donna wants to talk to Ed,
      James wants to talk to Evelyn.
   -- Donna calls Ed
   -- Cooper and Truman question Shelly and Bobby, who says that Hank shot Leo
   -- Albert ("Get a life, punk!") tells Cooper about Earle's leavings at
      five different post offices in different cities, each an article of
      Carolyn's clothing.
   -- Earle makes music as Leo awakens
   -- Ed and Norma discuss their future in bed when Nadine rips off the door
      and joins them in bed. She says she knows about them, mentions Mike,
      and bends her 2nd place wrestling trophy.
   -- Cooper and Truman question Josie
   -- Pete returns with a load of dry cleaning. Cooper takes a sample from
      a coat.
   -- Thomas calls Josie. Catherine listens.
   -- Ben continues on in the war. Johnny is present in his Indian headdress.
      Bobby trumpets.
   -- Evelyn and Donna trade words at Wallies until Malcolm comes for Evelyn
   -- Albert's report. The dead Asian man was Johnathan Kumagi. The fibers
      found outside Cooper's door and from Josie's coat are a perfect match.
      The dead vagrant's name was Eric Powell. Powell was Carolyn's maiden
      name.
   -- Pete beats Toad, Cooper and Doc Hayward in chess
   -- Shelly gets her job back and cleans the ice cream cone.
   -- Truman tells Norma Hank is going back to jail

Night
   -- Josie answers the door to Eckhardt, who dines with Catherine. They
      debate over what to do with Josie.
   -- James confronts Evelyn, who's blowing smoke rings. She confesses and
      seduces him. Malcolm knocks him out.
   -- The North surrenders and Ben's back
   -- Earle prepares himself and tutors Leo in penmanship
   -- Donna stumbles into Evelyn and Malcolm scheming. Fiasco results
      in Evelyn shooting Malcolm.
   -- Cooper looks at a picture of Carolyn as Earle walks out of the elevator.
      Earle leaves a message for Audrey.
   -- Cooper finds a mask and a message from Earle in his bed.

21 Mar (Tuesday)   [Episode 2016 - 2/16/91
    Written by Tricia Brook
    Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

Morning
   -- Cooper and Truman listen to Earle's tape. They decide to call Pete
      for Cooper's next move. Lucy: Paper and Pete - I'll do it alphabetically!
   -- Pete answers Lucy's call then serves breakfast to Catherine and Andrew.
      Josie enters, sees Andrew and faints.
   -- Truman reads the paper, an article on the Asian man's death
   -- Hank (on crutches) and Hawk in Truman's office. Truman accuses Hank of
      shooting Leo.  Hank says he was home with Norma then, and offers to deal
      info on Packard's death for freedom.  No deal.  Hawk kicks Hank's
      crutch out from under him.
   -- Albert's report reagrding the gun:
      A: This is the bullet we removed from you.  This is the one that was
         excavated from the dead man's skull.  Same bullets, same gun, same
 killer.  Let's go get her.
      C: Albert, hold your horses.
      A: Coop--I appreciate any reluctance you might have for busting your
 pal's old lady, but the woman ventilated you and left you for dead.
      C: (holds up his hand) Albert--I don't take it personally.  What about
 the gloves, the powder tests?
      A: News at five.  All right, fine, you're not mad, but there's an
 epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around,
 she is a menace.
      C: (nods) I'll talk to her.  Maybe she'll confess, turn herself in.
      A: Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus. (leaves)
   -- Audrey working as concierge at the Great Northern.  Some hunk walks
      in; he claims to have seen Audrey years ago playing Heidi.  Audrey has
      mail -- a note containing a torn piece of paper with writing, and a
      note inviting her to "save the one you love" by attending "a gathering
      of angels" at the Roadhouse that night.
   -- Ed replaces some figurines on a shelf when Nadine returns from school
      early. She confesses to Ed her love for Mike.  NADINE: "It's time to
      call a spade a spade, Eddie: we're breaking up."
   -- Cooper pleads the truth from Josie. Catherine listens in.  COOPER: "I
      don't know what place Harry occupies in your heart, but I do know that
      you own his."  Josie is unresponsive.  After Cooper leaves, Catherine
      badgers Josie while oozing slime.  Catherine says Josie will have to
      see Eckhardt alone that night.  JOSIE: "He'll kill me."  Catherine
      casually exposes a gun in the book case which Josie grabs and fondles.
   -- Bobby, Ben, Jerry, Audrey and John Justice Wheeler plot business.
      Ben reveals there is an endangered species on the mill/Ghostwood
      property: the pine weasel.
      B: I give you...the little pine weasel.  Found only in our tri-county
 area...  it is nearly extinct.
      J: (happily) They're incredible roasted.
      Ben will use this fact to stop development until he is in the driver's
      seat.  BEN: "And then, I'm considering a run for the Senate."

1:16 (clock on wall)
   -- Earle the truck driver leaves the RR, leaving a note for Shelly. 
      Norma is on the phone with her sister, Annie, who lives at a
      convent.  Shelly reads the note, identical to Audrey's.
      Ed comes in and proposes to Norma.
   -- Leo whittles under Earle's instruction
   -- Norma visits Hank in jail, asks for a divorce.  Hank promises to reform
      and asks for an alibi regarding Leo.  Norma refuses, although Hank
      swears he'll die if he goes back to prison.  HANK: "You're his whore." 
      NORMA: "I'd rather be his whore than your wife."
   -- Pete selects a move that will give Earle "sleepless nights" and not
      allow him to capture any pieces for 4-5 moves. It appears to be P to
      QN-3.  This is just about the only legal move in that corner of the
      board (to Cooper's right) that would prevent any immediate capture. 
      If the move had been P to QN-4, then the pawn would have been vulnerable
      to attack by the white king's bishop.  P to QR-4 would have been OK too,
      but it appears that Pete moved the pawn in the file of the queen's
      knight.
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WR  | WN  | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  |     |    Captured:
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
      | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     | BP  |
      |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
      | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
      |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
      +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
5:00 (A to C: "News at five.")
   -- Albert says the powder on Josie's glove proves she shot Cooper. There was
      a positive ID of her in Seattle.
   -- Andrew visits Josie putting on makeup in her room.  He says he loved her
      though she didn't love him and she should go to Eckhardt who can
      get her out of the country.

Dusk
   -- James and Donna meet for a picnic in the mountains.  James is going to
      continue traveling around.  Donna will return to TP.  They will continue
      to love each other and meet again some day. Evelyn is going to stand
      trial.

Evening
   -- Truman comes to see Josie.  Catherine says she's gone to see Eckhardt.
   -- Eckhardt and Andrew meet in the elevator. Andrew says he is alive
      because Josie betrayed Eckhardt.  Something about Josie in love with
      Truman.  ECKHARDT: "I've already taken care of him."
   -- Ben, Audrey and Jack at supper.  Jack is in business of saving troubled
      businesses with environmental problems.  Ben is called away;
      attraction/repulsion/defensiveness between Audrey and Jack ensues.

9:30 pm
   -- Shelly, Audrey and Donna meet at the Roadhouse.  They put their three
      pieces of paper together. Earle watches from the bar.
      "See the mountains kiss high heaven
      And the waves clasp one another.
      No sister flower would be forgiven
      If it disdained its brother.
      And the sunlight clasps the earth,
      And the moonbeams kiss the sea.
      What is all this sweet work worth,
      If thou kiss not me?"
   -- Cooper practices fly fishing in his room.  Catherine calls to let him 
      know where Josie is. He grabs his gun and goes to investigate.  He hears
      a shot and opens Eckhardt's door.  Eckhardt stands up and dies.
      Josie and Cooper point guns at each other.
      J: He tried to kill me.
      C: Is that what you'll say about me, Josie--that I tried to kill you?
 What about Jonathan?  Did he try to kill you, too?
      J: He...he was taking me back.
      C: Why did you shoot me, Josie?
      J: Because you came here.  I knew this day was going to come.  I'm not
 going to jail!  I can't!
      (Harry enters, gun drawn)
      H: Put it down, Josie.
      J: Ah!  Harry?!
      H: PUT IT DOWN!!
      J: Harry--forgive me.  I never meant to hurt you. (takes several sharp
  breaths, closes her eyes, hugs the gun to her chest, and collapses on
 the bed)
      H: (rushes to her, cradles her in his arms) Josie!  Josie?!  Josie!
         (looks up) She's dead.  
      (Harry and Josie on the bed disappear, spotlight appears.  BOB climbs
      onto the bed from the floor on the far side, laughing maniacally, until
      he is on his hands and knees on the bed)
      B: Coop!  What happened to Josie?! (continues to laugh)
      (BOB disappears, the little Man From Another Place appears, dances on
      the bed, and disappears.  Harry and Josie reappear as before.  Josie's
      face appears in the knob of the nightstand, crying out in torment)

22 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 2017  -  3/28/91
      Written by Barry Pullman
      Directed by James Foley]

[Cooper's Prologue: March 28th, Thursday night.  Diane, I want to bring you
up to speed on a few recent developments.  Nadine Hurley, 35 years old,
persists in the belief that she is a high school girl.  She has apparently
fallen in love with Mike Nelson, high school varsity star.  
   Word has it that Bobby Briggs is shacked up with Shelly the waitress.
Shelly's husband, Leo, has awakened from his coma and is somewhere in
the woods.
   Ben Horne has suddenly become an environmentalist, and enlisted the 
aid of trusted friend John Justice Wheeler to help him save the pine
weasel.
   As for me...I find myself suffused with a vague sense of contentment;
a premonition of happiness.  I hope I will be ready when it comes.  Mean-
while, there's Windom Earle, my former partner.  Windom continues to play
his deadly game of chess.  Deadly, Diane, because every time he removes 
a piece from the board, Earle takes a human life.  I have enlisted the
aid of chess champion Pete Martell, in hopes of formulating a stalemate
game.  In the meantime, I can only wait for Earle's next move.
   Major Briggs has returned from his disappearance in the woods, but
remembers nothing.  He cannot explain the mysterious tattoo on his neck.
   Diane, Josie Packard is dead, possibly from fear.  And while I am
absolutely certain that she tried to take my life, I feel both sadness
and even sympathy.  Sheriff Truman is suffering terribly as a result.
   When Josie died, I saw a vision, revealing BOB, and the midget from
my dream.  Windom Earle...BOB...the midget...is there a connection, Diane?
Do these events foretell BOB's return?  I hope not...for all our sakes.]

Morning
  -- Harry thinks of Josie in a darkened room and Hawk comes in offering
     breakfast. Harry refuses, finding solace in a bottle of Jack Daniels.

11:18 am (clock on wall)
  -- Annie, Norma's sister arrives and is to start working at the RR
  -- The Log Lady touches the Major's tattoo
  -- Hawk tells Cooper about Harry's condition. Doc said he can't figure  
     Josie's cause of death. Her body weight was 65 lbs.
  -- Windom talks to Leo about the country life, while Leo fetches things.
     Windom's got himself a laptop. He gets the latest move from Cooper
     in the paper. He doesn't like it.
  -- People from the Great Nothern & Horne's store set up for a benefit
     show to save the pine weasel. Pinkle's to give a talk about the pine
     weasel. John and Audrey ramble then plan a picnic.
  -- Cooper visits Harry and gives him the scoop on Josie. She had multiple
     felons and two arrests for prostitution besides the shooting of Eckhardt,
     Jonathan, and Cooper himself. Harry kicks him out. 
  -- Catherine looks at plans and is visted by Jones, Eckhardt's executive
     assistant. She's got a gift for Catherine.
  -- Dr. Gerald Craig (Earle), a friend of Dr. Hayward's, comes by, talks with
     Donna and leaves a gift for Will.
  -- Pete looks for a stalemate game but he informs Cooper that at
     least six men are lost by such a game. Andy and Lucy argue over the
     knight's hook move.
  -- Cooper, the Log Lady, and Major Briggs compare notes. Margaret, at age 7,
     Major Briggs:        Margaret:               took a walk in the woods and
       /\    /\            /\             /\      was told that she had
      /  \  /  \          /  \           /  \  disappeared for a day. She
     /____\/____\        /    \/\     /\/    \    got a tattoo on her leg. She
          /\            /        \   /        \   also heard an owl when her
         /  \          /__________\ /__________\  husband died. All three have
        /____\                                    heard that call as well as
  seen the light.

Afternoon
  -- John sings to Audrey at their picnic.
  -- WIll and Eileen return. Donna tells him about Dr. Craig. She's informed
     that Dr. Craig was his roommate and also drowned years ago. The gift
     contains a note: KN to KB3. The phone number given to Donna by Dr. Craig
     was for a cemetary.
     [The board presently:
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     |     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  |     |    Captured:
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
     | BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     | BP  |
     |    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
     | BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
     |    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
     +-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+                        ]
  -- Ed and Nadine discuss their future with Jacoby.
  -- Mrs. Hayward answers the door to Ben who kisses her on the cheek.
     Donna watches.

6:05 (?) clock on wall
  -- Norma shows a flier to Shelly about the Miss Twin Peaks contest. "Easy
     Rider" Earle says she'd be perfect for it. Cooper meets Annie and gets a 
     good strong cup of coffee she made. Windom in disguise watches Annie with
     Cooper, who notices Annie's scar. Cooper looks puzzeled after Earle
     leaves unnoticed.

Dusk
  -- Hawk gets Cooper. A drunken Harry wrecked all the furniture in the
     Bookhouse and Cooper calms him down. They calm him down.
  -- Mr. & Mrs. Inkman (Nadine and Mike) rent the honeymoon suite at the
     Great Northern. A friend, Susan, recognizes Mike. Nadine smashes the bell.
  -- Ben speaks for the Stop Ghostwood campaign. Dick is host for the fashion
     show. Lucy and Andy model bright plaid colors.
  -- Ben chats with Catherine at the bar, convinced he's a reformed person.
  -- Pinkle speaks about the pine weasel and takes one of its cage.
     It becomes attracted to the studs and cheap cologne of Dick's,
     bites Dick's nose and gets loose. Chaos ensues.
  -- Jones knocks out a Bookhouse guard and gets into sleeping Truman's bed.

[Episode 2018  -  4/4/91
Written by Harley Peyton & Robert Engels
Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

Evening (continued)
  -- Jones puts some perfume on Truman's and her lips. He sees Josie in his
     haze and she tries to strangle him. They struggle and Harry triumphs.

23 Mar (Thursday)

Morning
  -- Audrey delivers breakfast to John's room
  -- Harry tells Cooper that Jones won't speak to anyone but the South
     African consulate. There's a bonsai delieverd this morning "from Josie."
     Gordon arrives as Earle listens via the bugged bonsai. Earle was
     apparantly high on the same drug, Haliperidol, as the OAM, as well as
     involved with Project Bluebook. Gordon reinstates Cooper and gives him
     a new Smith and Wesson 10 mm.
  -- Leo picks some cards from Earle: Queen of Clubs (Donna), Queen of
     Diamonds (Audrey), Queen of Spades (Shelley), King of Spades (Cooper).
     The Queen of Hearts (blank) will be Miss Twin Peaks.
  -- Donna, at the Great Northern, sees her mom with Ben. Mike and Nadine
     check out. Donna and Audrey chat wonder about their parents.
  -- Eileen and Ben discuss some happenings 20 years ago. She's got some
     old letters. Donna and Audrey eavesdrop. Eileen says stay away from her.
  -- At the RR, Gordon's cure for a hangover sends Harry running for the
     restrooms. Gordon notices Shelley, likes what he sees and makes his
     move. He can hear her perfectly.
  -- Cooper and Annie chat about a chickadee he saw out the window. He tells
                     /\her a joke about penguins, and she
                   /    \mentions his sketch looks just
                   \    /like the one at Owl Cave.
                     \/
              /\    /  \     /\
            /    -<      >-     \
          /         \  /          \
        -------------/\--------------
                   /    \
                   \    /
                     \/
  -- Donna reads a postcard from James at San Francisco. Her father asks
     about James and she asks about her mom and Ben. He seems like he's
     hiding something. Flowers arrive anonymously for Eileen.
  -- Prof. Edward (Earle) Perkins runs into Audrey at the library. He
     identifies her poem as Shelley.
  -- Shelley and Annie chat about Cooper
  -- Lucy, playing chess, chats with Andy as he climbs down a rope. He's
     going to go spelunking.
  -- Cooper's in gear and ready to go. Truman mentions that Shelley took
     Gordon down to Doc's regarding his hearing.
  -- Johnny Horne shoots buffalo
  -- Ben thinks Audrey's the best man for the job and informs her that her
     plane to Seattle leaves in an hour. John shows up to see this. He and Ben
     chat about how Ben can be good. He mentions he's fallen in love with
     Audrey and they munch on carrots.

Night
  -- At Owl Cave, Andy slips and falls. Cooper, Truman, and Hawk are also
     there. They see the symbol on the wall. An owl flies around them.
     Andy swings at it with his pick and hits the symbol. The middle
     diamond falls out revealing a pole with a petroglyph on the end.
     The owl flies away.

9:05 pm (Cooper to Diane)
  -- Cooper, after making a quick message to Diane, runs into Annie at the
     Great Northern bar.
     Dale: Hello Annie.
     Annie: Hi.
     D: Can I get you something... oh,
     A: No, no, I have a rum and tonic.
     D: I see.
     A: One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea and I thought it was
exotic, so...
     D: It's all new to you isn't it?
     A: I feel constantly amazed. Stunned. Music and people-- the way they talk
and laugh and the way some of them are so clearly in love.  It's like a 
foreign language to me.  I know just enough of the words to realize how 
little I know.
     D: I'd love to see the world through your eyes.
     A: Why?
     D: There are some things I might do different if I had the chance.
     A: Me too.
     [Annie reaches for her drink-- Dale notices the suicide scar -- and 
     Annie notices him noticing.  She pulls back her hand to cover her wrist.]
     A: You see, the thing is I failed before and [pause] I'm just afraid it
might happen again.
     D: You want to talk about it?
     A: Not yet.
     D: Maybe I can help.
     A: Can you?
     D: If you want me to. 
     A: I'm stubborn, extremely willful.
     D: I can handle that.
     A: Some people think I'm strange.
     D: I know the feeling.
     A: [laughs] I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense or do
        things that you'd expect me to do.
     D: Annie I don't expect anything.
     A: Then I accept your kind and generous offer.
     D: Good.  I'm glad.
     -- Earle explores Owl Cave:
     [Thw bright light of Windom's flashlight and then we see his figure in
     Owl Cave as he appears to be looking for something.
     He comes across the uncovered "petroglyph."]
     Windom: My, my, my. What have we ...
     [While turning his flashlight to other parts of the cave]
     W: ...here?
     [Shot of the same petroglyph but upside down on the ceiling from Windom's 
     point of view.  This one is enclosed by a diamond-shape.]
/\
       /  \
      /    \
                     /      \
                    /        \
   //\    \
  /    /  \    \
 /    /    \    \
        /     \    /     \
\  \  /\  /\  /  /
 \  \/\/  \/  /
  \            / 
   \          /
    \        /
     \    /
      \   /
       \  /
\/
     W: Could it be?  [Looks back at the petroglyph on the wall.] Yes.
        [Looks back at the ceiling.] The symbol inverted. 
        [laughs a wheezing kind of little laugh] Now.
     [Struggling a little, Windom grasps the stone shaft on the wall with his 
      right hand and rotates it counter-clockwise until the symbol on the wall 
      is the same as the one on the ceiling.  Andy's axe stuck in the "fire" 
      symbol begins to move as a trembling sound begins.  The axe is now
      directly above the petroglyph on the wall.  The axe falls out 
      of the wall as the walls begin to shake more.  Windom is backing out
      of the cave with tiny laughs of satisfication.  Dust coming off of the
      wall fills the screen.]

Coop/Pete's latest move: P to QR-3.  Pawn is under attack from white
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| WR  |     | WB  | WK  | WQ  | WB  | WN  | WR  |
|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| WP  | WP  | WP  |     |     | WP  | WP  | WP  |
|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
|     |     | WN  |     |     |     |     |     |
|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
|     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
|     |     |     | WP  |     |     |     |     |
|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
|     |     |     |     |     | BN  | BP  | BP  |    Captured:
|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    ---------
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+    BP by WP
| BP  | BP  | BP  |     | BP  | BP  |     |     |
|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+
| BR  | BN  | BB  | BK  | BQ  | BB  |     | BR  |
|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|    b|    w|
+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+


b = black square  w = white square
B = black piece   W = white piece
K= king  Q = queen  B = bishop  N = knight  R = rook  P = pawn

-- f3-7r3974rg94gf79-t7fx-97tr-kb79-btr97vr-973tr8c63r8vch9ptv.p;v67ptr7pvt7ptv;p73********************************************************************************* "If you say drink coffee... I drink coffee!" * *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~** Edwin Nomura * I have no plans to call on you, Clarice, ** enomura@ucsd.edu * the world being more interesting with you in it. * ********************************************************************************4yt7tcy90t780rvbp5ty7;rnlvo7ttr780on8-v6984r7;n97r-38=8b]-7yo;6r'bt08trn97btc;.r

Could someone please email me or post a copy of Fiona's article about 
alt.tv.twin-peaks that was published in the TP Gazette?
I'll make sure it becomes available at the ftp site in Australia.
Thanks!

ed


-- f3-7r3974rg94gf79-t7fx-97tr-kb79-btr97vr-973tr8c63r8vch9ptv.p;v67ptr7pvt7ptv;p73********************************************************************************* "If you say drink coffee... I drink coffee!" * *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~** Edwin Nomura * I have no plans to call on you, Clarice, ** enomura@ucsd.edu * the world being more interesting with you in it. * ********************************************************************************4yt7tcy90t780rvbp5ty7;rnlvo7ttr780on8-v6984r7;n97r-38=8b]-7yo;6r'bt08trn97btc;.r

I really like Luther's ideas about the owl-cave pattern:
it does indeed resemble a bird in flight with flames spurting
from its ass.  :-)  What I want to know is, did they
do the triangles-into-diamonds business, intentionally to be
strange?  As if to illustrate the workings of Coop's mind, that
he would add more triangles to the existing ones and get diamonds
out of them?

Hey.  Maybe he got those extra three triangles from the ones on 
Leo's hand.

Remember?  In the January 26th episode?

--Fiona